#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: Sa clinic na ‘to, mapapamura ka sa sobrang mura nilang maningil.
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00:00Honey, is it okay here? I should've just brought you to the parlor.
00:06Are you crazy? It's okay here. My friend told me that it's okay here.
00:09They're good. They'll make you look good and it's cheap.
00:12Look.
00:15It's even cheaper here.
00:19So, what?
00:20Good morning, friendies.
00:22Hello.
00:23Do you have any service for me?
00:26We have all kinds of services here.
00:28We have nose lift, bass lift, face lift.
00:31What else do you want? What kind of operation do you want?
00:34Is it cheap here?
00:35Oh, no. We're the cheapest in the Philippines.
00:38So, look. It's even cheaper here.
00:40You just have to save your money.
00:43Are you crazy?
00:44Oh, no. I'm not crazy.
00:46In fact, we're the most...
00:48Did you see that?
00:49That's a woman.
00:51Her nose is ugly and her mouth is healthy.
00:54Oh, no.
00:55Her nose is ugly and her mouth is healthy.
00:57Her nose used to be longer than Vincent Dapalong's nose.
01:00Yes.
01:01Her nose is so long.
01:03It's like a dog with 70 teeth.
01:07It's really...
01:09You're so good.
01:11I'm happy for you, dearie.
01:13That's our specialty.
01:17I'm happy for you, dearie.
01:20I didn't say anything.
01:21Can I see the actual operation?
01:24I want to see it.
01:27You're so skeptical.
01:30I'm happy for you, dearie.
01:34Come here.
01:35This is our operating room.
01:38Sir, ma'am.
01:40It's so spacious.
01:41Yes.
01:42This is our quantity.
01:44This is our operating room.
01:47We have a lot of devices and instruments.
01:52Doc, what's this?
01:55I'll explain it to you, dearie.
01:58There's a patient.
01:59That's right.
02:00There's a patient.
02:01Wait.
02:02I'll explain it to you.
02:04This is our patient.
02:06Face forward.
02:08There.
02:10Can you see?
02:11These two hooks will be placed in her nose.
02:17Then, we'll pull it slowly until it goes down and up.
02:23This is our nose slit.
02:25That's not painful, doc.
02:26No, it's not.
02:27We put 10 volumes on it.
02:30It's not painful, doc.
02:32Our volumes are safe.
02:35The patient can sleep.
02:37That's right, dearie.
02:39Honey.
02:42That's our operation.
02:45It's safe.
02:46Really?
02:47Yes, it's safe.
02:48But I don't want to do it.
02:50Is that so?
02:51Why?
02:52It's dangerous.
02:54That's right.
02:55There.
02:58I'll show you our operation.
03:10Mrs., can you face me?
03:13Face me.
03:17There.
03:19This is our operation.
03:22It's safe.
03:23Let's go.
03:25There.
03:27What are you doing?
03:30This is our bus lift.
03:35Honey.
03:36Honey, I feel dizzy.
03:38I think I'm going to pass out.
03:40Get down.
03:42Are you pregnant?
03:43I'm pregnant.
03:44I'm pregnant.
03:45This is Tomas Muratorio Clinic.
03:48Our services are complete.
03:50So, you can go home.
03:51What are you doing?
03:52It's painful.
03:57There.
03:58Are you okay?
04:01Honey.
04:02Is it painful, Mrs.?
04:03Is it painful?
04:04It's painful.
04:06The operation is a bit painful.
04:08That's why you have to go out.
04:11Honey, I'll go outside.
04:14Just wait.
04:17How can I go out?
04:20Do you need...
04:21Yes.
04:22It's expensive here.
04:23It's not cheap.
04:24This is Tomas Muratorio Clinic.
04:29Doctor, please help me.
04:32Please teach me how to operate.
04:34Wait, wait, wait.
04:36I can't teach you.
04:38You have to take care of yourself.
04:40That's why it's cheap here.
04:41It's self-service.
04:42Do you want medicine?
04:44Do you want an injection?
04:45Do you want a bocado?
04:46Do you want an injection?
04:47Take this.