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00:00What's up, Wolfpack Fame, it's your boy Kid back at it again, continuing my journey
00:14where men behave in battle with my boys Gary and Tony and the rest of the crew.
00:18What adventures lie on this week's episode?
00:20I gotta stay tuned to find out, ladies and gentlemen, snacks is not included, dammit,
00:24you gotta bring your own.
00:25Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, absolutely free to do, and shout out to the
00:28patrons as well.
00:29Thank you for your support, massively appreciated, let's get this journey started.
00:33Snacks not included, let's freaking go.
00:59You know, my
01:29mum's coming to stay on Friday.
01:31Hmm?
01:32I'm really looking forward to meeting her.
01:34I'll tell you who I'd like to have as my mum.
01:40Dolly Parton.
01:41Oh, have I said that before?
01:44Yes.
01:45Shit.
01:46You know my nephew's coming today?
01:48Yeah, why can't he stay in a hotel like normal people?
01:52Because he's ten.
01:53Isn't there a kiddies hotel we could put him in?
01:59I think what Gary's worried about is bringing a child into the mature environment of our
02:02flat.
02:03Mature?
02:04Yes, mature.
02:05Oh, that'll be the mature environment where you play your homemade board game What's That
02:13Stink, would it?
02:16What's That Smell?
02:19Believe me, you're a last resort.
02:20I'd have thought you'd been grateful for the company.
02:23What's that supposed to mean?
02:24You know very well.
02:25Oh, do I really, do I?
02:26Seriously though, what does it mean?
02:27No one wants to spend any time in your company these days, Gary, least of all me.
02:35Mambo.
02:36That's a funny word, isn't it?
02:37I don't want you two being so smug about it either.
02:44I'd like to see you after eight years.
02:54We used to be like you, you know?
02:55We had sex everywhere.
02:57Where? You name it.
02:59It's true.
03:01LAUGHTER
03:03In a shoe shop?
03:05LAUGHTER
03:07No.
03:09We did it in a supermarket there, remember?
03:11Yeah.
03:13Aisle 7, Sainsbury's, Camden Town.
03:15Cereals, rice, pasta, quickie sex and dried fruit.
03:17LAUGHTER
03:19Mummy.
03:21And during Starlight Express?
03:23In a wheelie bin.
03:25LAUGHTER
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:29Now that is commitment.
03:31LAUGHTER
03:33Look at his face, Tony.
03:35Want to have sex?
03:37LAUGHTER
03:39No, thank you.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:47Shall we turn the heating off?
03:49Yes.
03:51What?
03:53A nightmare.
03:55What?
03:57Those trousers.
03:59Yeah.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:05Oh, I hope Tony gets on all right with Deborah's mum.
04:07Yeah.
04:11That hasn't helped.
04:13You and my parents hating each other.
04:15Oh, don't we actually hate each other?
04:17Well, they hate you.
04:19That's a surprise.
04:21Oh.
04:23OK.
04:27What's gone wrong, Gary?
04:29Is anything wrong?
04:31Shocking hat.
04:33LAUGHTER
04:35Don't you think we should talk about it?
04:37Yeah, all right.
04:39Love, you start, I'll join in when I understand
04:41what the hell you're banging on about.
04:43LAUGHTER
04:45Wow.
04:47LAUGHTER
04:49I want us to see someone about our relationship.
04:51All right, what about Freddy Parrotface Davis?
04:53LAUGHTER
04:55Who that?
04:57A relationship counsellor.
04:59Oh, God, no, love.
05:01We'll perk up.
05:03LAUGHTER
05:05Just having this chat's helped no end.
05:07LAUGHTER
05:09He's this guy at the hospital, apparently he's really good.
05:11Well, he can't be that brainy
05:13if he spends his time listening to couples whinging, can he?
05:15If he had any brain,
05:17he'd be out shopping.
05:19LAUGHTER
05:21What have we got to lose?
05:23Our pride, our dignity,
05:25a precious hour of our dwindling lives,
05:27our sense of self-purpose.
05:29I'll book us in.
05:31All right.
05:33LAUGHTER
05:37So where have you had sex, then?
05:39Oh, you know.
05:41Only the usual places.
05:43Hmm.
05:45On a beach.
05:47You've done it on a beach?
05:49LAUGHTER
05:51It must have been great.
05:53Not really.
05:55Sand was still appearing three boyfriends later.
05:57LAUGHTER
05:59Whoa!
06:01I want to do it in interesting places.
06:03Why? It's exciting.
06:05LAUGHTER
06:07It's not.
06:09Oh, it is.
06:11You try reaching an orgasm in a wardrobe.
06:13I want to.
06:15I want to try.
06:17Oh, you've done it in a wardrobe!
06:19LAUGHTER
06:21I want to do it in a wardrobe.
06:23Everyone experiments
06:25when they're young.
06:27It's no big deal.
06:29I want to do more things.
06:31I want to do everything before I die.
06:33Except get something in me eye.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37And fall into icy water.
06:39LAUGHTER
06:43Deb, can I ask you a favour?
06:45Hmm?
06:47Can we make love in a tree?
06:49LAUGHTER
06:51No.
06:53In a hospital?
06:55No.
07:01Isn't it just nice
07:03having normal sex with me in a bed?
07:05Whoa!
07:07LAUGHTER
07:09Very much so.
07:11Let's go.
07:13I'm sorry I've got to leave you, Gary and Tony,
07:15whilst I'm at work.
07:17It's all right.
07:19You have to remember,
07:21they've lived on their own for quite a long time,
07:23so they're a bit set in their ways.
07:25OK.
07:27They're very nice.
07:29They are?
07:31Yes.
07:33They're very nice.
07:35Deep.
07:37Deep down.
07:39LAUGHTER
07:41Jonathan, you know how important it is
07:43to grow up to be thoughtful and interested in the world?
07:45Yes.
07:47Don't grow up to be a bit of a wanker.
07:49LAUGHTER
07:51Sound advice.
07:57LAUGHTER
07:59LAUGHTER
08:01Oh, goosebumps!
08:03Let's go.
08:05Isn't it time for your bed?
08:07Sunny gym.
08:09LAUGHTER
08:11It's only half past five.
08:13What a nice early night.
08:15Auntie Dorothy won't be back for a while.
08:23So, do you like Thomas the Tank Engine?
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27He's good, isn't he?
08:29Eh?
08:31With his face...
08:33all flat and blue.
08:35LAUGHTER
08:37Pop, pop.
08:39LAUGHTER
08:43Postman Pat.
08:45LAUGHTER
08:47Postman Pat.
08:49Postman Pat.
08:51And his little red cat.
08:53LAUGHTER
08:55Postman Pat.
08:57LAUGHTER
09:01Hey, Jonathan?
09:03Get me a beer.
09:05Damn!
09:11LAUGHTER
09:15No, no, no, no.
09:17You just did what I said.
09:19I know, I saw.
09:21This ain't good.
09:23LAUGHTER
09:33Do you know how to work a duster?
09:35Oh, man!
09:37Yes.
09:39There's one in the cupboard under the sink.
09:41It's great fun.
09:43That's fucked up, bro.
09:49Where's it dusted?
09:51Everywhere.
09:53LAUGHTER
09:57That's it.
10:03So, Jonny, don't let me stop you.
10:05LAUGHTER
10:07You must know about mothers.
10:09What would you do
10:11if you were meeting your best friend's mother for the first time
10:13but you were a little bit nervous?
10:15Um...
10:17I'd just be nice.
10:19And I'd wear my best shorts.
10:23LAUGHTER
10:25Well, there you go, mate.
10:27LAUGHTER
10:29You'd better pop out and get yourself some shorts, then.
10:31LAUGHTER
10:33At least I don't have to go and see the totty doctor.
10:35LAUGHTER
10:37Got him.
10:39The what?
10:41The totty doctor.
10:43The therapist.
10:45Hello, I'm Gary, I'm a crappy boyfriend.
10:47LAUGHTER
10:49Somebody's book of ladies.
10:51Yes, thanks.
10:53LAUGHTER
10:55When something goes wrong
10:57in a relationship,
10:59a couple or two people,
11:01which is the term I prefer,
11:03can adopt
11:05one of two positions, A and B.
11:07The A position I call ostrich.
11:09The B position I call mongoose.
11:13I don't know if you've ever watched a mongoose...
11:15Yeah.
11:17Good. They're always alert.
11:19LAUGHTER
11:21Tireless, constantly maintaining what's theirs.
11:23LAUGHTER
11:25Gary?
11:27I think we should be more like mongoose than ostriches.
11:29Yeah.
11:31Yeah, I think you're right, absolutely.
11:33Right, well, thanks very much for... Sit down, Gary!
11:35LAUGHTER
11:37I'm, uh, sorry about him.
11:39What are you doing later?
11:41LAUGHTER
11:43So...
11:45LAUGHTER
11:47In our relationships, we have to be...
11:49LAUGHTER
11:51What are you...?
11:53Ignore him, he's being a mongoose.
11:55LAUGHTER
11:57Coo-coo!
11:59LAUGHTER
12:01OK.
12:03Let's talk about anger.
12:05Fuck!
12:07Do you consider yourself an angry person, Dorothy?
12:09Ugh!
12:11Um, yeah, I suppose I do.
12:13Why are you angry, do you think?
12:15Well, um...
12:17If I'm honest,
12:19I suppose it's because I'm with Gary,
12:21but I feel I can do better.
12:23Ugh!
12:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:27Gary?
12:29Will we be getting a plate of sandwiches?
12:31LAUGHTER
12:33Do you think sandwiches are important?
12:35Do you only ever ask questions?
12:37Does that make you angry?
12:39We're yours.
12:41Oh, stop it, you two!
12:43OK, here goes.
12:45I'm going to ask the two of you to go away
12:47and complete this compatibility questionnaire
12:49as honestly as you can.
12:51Thanks, Bill.
12:53Pin.
12:55Tosser!
12:57LAUGHTER
12:59Coo-coo!
13:01Aye, aye, aye.
13:03MUSIC PLAYS
13:09Oh.
13:11OK.
13:13Charm, charm, charm.
13:15Respect.
13:17Show interest.
13:19Lovely daughter.
13:21Very respectful.
13:23Oh!
13:25LAUGHTER
13:27Oh, no.
13:31Hi.
13:33Hi.
13:35This is my mother, Mum, Tony.
13:37Hello.
13:39Hello.
13:41LAUGHTER
13:47Beautiful.
13:49LAUGHTER
14:03So, Debra came out of your body.
14:05Whoa!
14:07No way, brother!
14:09LAUGHTER
14:13Yes.
14:17What's your name?
14:19Penny.
14:21Like the tiny coin.
14:23Yes.
14:25Or...
14:27should I call you Mum?
14:29No.
14:31LAUGHTER
14:33Have you come far?
14:35LAUGHTER
14:37Yes, Yorkshire.
14:39Oh, a lovely part of the country inside.
14:41LAUGHTER
14:43Yes, I, er...
14:45I don't enjoy London very much any more.
14:47Is that because you're quite old now?
14:49LAUGHTER
14:51Oh, my God!
14:53LAUGHTER
14:55I'll have the mushrooms and then the duck.
14:57I'll just get a powder my nose.
14:59You can do that here.
15:01We're very informal, Penny.
15:03LAUGHTER
15:05It's going great.
15:09Lovely lady.
15:11LAUGHTER
15:13When two people go out,
15:15one of you has to be the policeman
15:17and the other one has to be the silly one,
15:19otherwise there's anarchy.
15:21I mean, look at the great couples.
15:23John and Yoko. Policeman, John.
15:25Anthony and Cleopatra.
15:27Policeman, Cleopatra.
15:29Mork and Mindy. Policeman, Mindy.
15:31LAUGHTER
15:33Well, in our case, Dorothy got the policeman part,
15:35but mainly it has to be said,
15:37because when we first met at a party,
15:39I was dribbling and dancing without any trousers on.
15:41LAUGHTER
15:43Are you seeing anyone, Dorothy?
15:45No.
15:47You know what I love about Dorothy?
15:49Her charlies.
15:51LAUGHTER
15:53Oh, shit!
15:55LAUGHTER
15:57Yeah, OK, moving the discussion on from there.
15:59LAUGHTER
16:01What I love about Dorothy is,
16:03see, each of us in our lives has one big thing,
16:05and Dorothy is my big thing.
16:07What's your big thing?
16:09Sweets.
16:11Good choice.
16:13LAUGHTER
16:15Al? Huh?
16:17Thanks for looking after him. How's it going, Jonathan?
16:19Fine.
16:21Did he tell you the joke about the two barmaids
16:23and the donkey?
16:25LAUGHTER
16:27No.
16:29BEEP
16:33See? Policeman.
16:35Silly one. Silly one policeman.
16:37What?
16:39So, did you fill in your questionnaire?
16:41Yep.
16:43Are we compatible?
16:45Well, I am.
16:47LAUGHTER
16:49That one, that one.
16:51Ah!
16:53Yeah.
16:55Fancy Tony believing we'd have sex in all those places.
16:57Yeah.
16:59Seriously, though,
17:01you haven't been teaching him any bad habits.
17:03He's ten years old. Give me some credit.
17:07LAUGHTER
17:09Better out than in, eh, Gary?
17:11LAUGHTER
17:13Right, Al, let's...
17:17Where's your mum?
17:19Probably hiding.
17:21Why?
17:23Tony, you should have heard the things you were saying last night.
17:25What did I say?
17:27Oh, let me see. Things like,
17:29Penny, have you ever been running along
17:31and swallowed a bee by mistake?
17:33Penny,
17:35where does Deborah get her lovely bottom from?
17:37LAUGHTER
17:39Who would you rather be, Penny?
17:41A horse or a fish?
17:43I'd rather be a horse.
17:45I should have said fish, shouldn't I?
17:47Tony, you should have just said
17:49normal things.
17:51I was just trying to create an impression.
17:53Do me a favour. When my mother appears,
17:55say nothing.
17:57OK. Morning.
17:59Oh, morning, Mum.
18:03LAUGHTER
18:05LAUGHTER
18:15Anything in the paper?
18:19LAUGHTER
18:21LAUGHTER
18:25LAUGHTER
18:33Got a, um, a busy morning ahead, have you?
18:37LAUGHTER
18:39Excuse me.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:45LAUGHTER
18:49Is he OK?
18:51Yes, I think so, Mum.
18:53Why? He's not talking.
18:55Can't he do
18:57something about his hair?
18:59Oh, Mum.
19:01He's a grown-up. He can do what he likes.
19:05LAUGHTER
19:09Hi. Sorry to keep you.
19:11Karen's a trainee.
19:13I hope you're OK with her sitting in on this consultation.
19:15Sure.
19:19Karen.
19:23We've evaluated your questionnaires.
19:27Let's focus in on some of your responses.
19:29Oh, thanks, Ben.
19:33OK.
19:35To the question,
19:37what are major areas of disagreement?
19:39Dorothy, you've put behaviour,
19:41drinking, attitudes to women,
19:43respect,
19:45my friends, farting,
19:47attitude to my parents,
19:49loud music, television watching,
19:51refusal to cook, bad clothes,
19:53sex.
19:55Gary, you've put nothing,
19:57everything seems OK.
19:59LAUGHTER
20:01To the question,
20:03what are your partner's strengths?
20:05Dorothy, you've answered profound,
20:07if misguided, self-confidence,
20:09capable of great kindness.
20:11Gary, you've put bouncy.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:15Oh, my God!
20:17LAUGHTER
20:19Holy fuck!
20:21Preferred time for lovemaking.
20:23Gary, night-time, Dorothy, morning.
20:25Religious beliefs. Dorothy, nun.
20:27Gary, reincarnation, lucky pants.
20:29LAUGHTER
20:31Ideal environment.
20:33Political allegiance. Dorothy, labour.
20:35Gary, monster, raving loony,
20:37broke lib den.
20:39What first impressed you about your partner?
20:41Dorothy, his childlike exuberance.
20:43Gary, her car.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:49Motto. Dorothy, be kind.
20:51Gary, if it's wet, drink it.
20:53LAUGHTER
20:55I mean, I could go on.
20:57So, Karen, tell me.
20:59Capricorn, am I right?
21:01More worryingly, perhaps,
21:03you've both been flirting with the very people
21:05who are working to help you
21:07focus on your relationship.
21:11LAUGHTER
21:15I've never said this to two people before,
21:17but I seriously urge you two
21:19to consider splitting up.
21:23Oh.
21:25All right.
21:27So, you see, Jonathan,
21:29you have to make sacrifices
21:31for the one you love.
21:33What the fuck?!
21:35LAUGHTER
21:39Got that AC sweater.
21:41Especially with a girlfriend's mother.
21:43But fortunately,
21:45this came out really well.
21:47LAUGHTER
21:49Like a clown.
21:51LAUGHTER
21:53So, here, what do you think of this?
21:55Debs and Tony's out-and-about lovemaking schedule.
21:57On the 15th, Selfridges.
21:59Probably the carpet department.
22:01On the 18th, London Zoo.
22:03Now, if it's sunny outside,
22:05we'll do it by the penguin pool,
22:07and if it's raining, we'll do it in the reptile house.
22:09Oh.
22:11Here's a really romantic one.
22:13On the 23rd,
22:15a big green bush.
22:17LAUGHTER
22:19Can you think of anywhere interesting?
22:21Um...
22:23Sweet shop?
22:25Sweet shop, good one, yeah.
22:27LAUGHTER
22:32Ta-da!
22:34What have you done to your hair?
22:36Oh.
22:38It's great, isn't it?
22:40It's like your mum said, it was untidy,
22:42so we've taken it off the forehead
22:44and created a fun shape on top of the head.
22:46LAUGHTER
22:48As the hair grows,
22:50the curls will move down the head,
22:52creating a cascading effect.
22:54LAUGHTER
22:56You can't go out with him like that, darling.
22:58He looks like a spaniel.
23:01Come on!
23:03Well, make your bloody mind up,
23:05you stupid, bloody woman!
23:07LAUGHTER
23:18Anna, put your favourite sandwiches in.
23:20We really want you to take care out there.
23:22Yeah, and grow up to be a decent member of society.
23:25Mmm.
23:27Play lots of sport.
23:29Eat fruit and celery
23:31and help old ladies cross the street, that sort of thing.
23:34Mmm. Accept Deb's mum.
23:36Yeah.
23:38Don't help her. No, hinder her.
23:40Hinder her from crossing the street.
23:44Can I try a cigarette?
23:46What? Oh, no, you don't want to get into all that.
23:48If you want to take something up, take up golf.
23:51Yeah. Smoking is a mug's game.
23:53Absolutely. Dirty, filthy.
23:55Yeah. Only inadequate people smoke.
23:57Steady.
23:59BELL RINGS
24:07Ah.
24:09You must be, um, Dorothy.
24:11Interests, let me see, what was it?
24:14Reading, conversation and travel.
24:17You must be Gary. Interests, what was it?
24:19Um, TV, lager and lager products
24:22and thinking about ladies' bottoms.
24:25There you go. Lots in common.
24:29I, um...
24:31I think I've worked out what our relationship needs.
24:34Great.
24:40Hmm? A ceiling mirror.
24:44Whoa!
24:46Thanks. I've got something for you. Come here.
24:49I've got a lady.
24:52It is a special girls' edition of my lovely board game,
24:56What's That Smell?
24:58Oh, thank you.
25:00It's made out of proper cardboard and everything.
25:02Shall we have a game now?
25:03No, I'd better get Jonathan back to his mum.
25:05You've been quite a hit with him.
25:07I didn't know you were so innocent.
25:09Well, you know, we're all children under the surface, aren't we?
25:12No. Oh.
25:16Crush, burp and throw.
25:21He's got it, Gary. He's got it.
25:24Well, thank you so much for your help.
25:27Come on, Jonathan.
25:34Um, just remember, eat plenty of celery.
25:37Yeah, and help old ladies across the street.
25:39Yeah, except Deb's mum.
25:41Yeah, except Deb's mum.
25:45Because she's not old.
25:47Not old. In the slightest.
25:48In any way. At all.
25:51LAUGHTER
26:01How's hair?
26:05Fine.
26:08You look quite like...
26:10Kevin Keegan, yes.
26:12I know.
26:14I was going to say a clown.
26:17You're all right, though.
26:19The men's perm is very much in, I read somewhere.
26:22Really? Yeah, yeah.
26:24I think it was the March 1975 edition of The Hairdresser.
26:28Or was it this month's Clowns and Clowning?
26:33Deb says she won't make love with me outdoors until me perm grows out.
26:37Do you want me to try and iron it flat?
26:40Won't that burn me head?
26:42I think it's worth it. No.
26:46How are you and Dorothy?
26:48Great.
26:50So you weren't put off by the fact that you went to see a professional
26:53and he told you to split up?
26:55No, quite encouraged, actually.
26:57So-called experts, eh? Yeah, experts.
26:59We were still listening to the so-called experts
27:01who'd all be sitting on rocks, sucking bones.
27:08I tell you what, I wouldn't mind being ten again.
27:10Oh, yeah, you could suck your thumb in public.
27:13Shout things out, nobody minded.
27:15The whole boy-girl thing was a lot simpler, too.
27:18Oh, yeah. You didn't have to lend a girl your bike
27:20and you could do more or less what you wanted.
27:23Unless that was just Tracey Simmons.
27:26He wanted to do anything, anyway.
27:28Absolutely.
27:32If you had a daughter and she grew up and wanted to go out with me,
27:35would you let her?
27:37Not with that hair, no.
27:39OK.
27:41Would you let her go out with actor George Clooney?
27:43No. No, nor would I. No way.
27:49Have you ever had three-in-a-bed sex with a mother and her daughter?
27:52No. No, no, nor have I.
28:00Have you ever been going out with someone
28:02and her mother's give you the wink?
28:04No. I have.
28:06Hmm? Yeah.
28:08Julie's getting changed upstairs.
28:10Come and have a chat with me in the kitchen.
28:12Eh?
28:14So, I went into the kitchen
28:16and I walked me fingers up her back really slowly.
28:19What did she do?
28:21She hit me on the head with a chip on.
28:26Up until about 18, you always sort of fancy
28:28your girlfriend's mothers, don't you?
28:30Yeah, why is that?
28:32I suppose it's cos they look a little bit like your girlfriend,
28:35but you know they've had sex at least 3,000 or 4,000 times.
28:44I've got you a little something, actually.
28:47Oh, Tom, eh?
28:56Nice one.
29:06Wow.
29:10Just taking it.
29:15This is good.
29:26Ooh, that was good.
29:36Hold on, we've got to talk about it.
29:38Two of the most wackiest characters
29:40that we have seen.
29:42Gary and Tony,
29:44an exceptional job on this one, man.
29:46Hold on a second.
29:48Thank you guys for hanging out with me.
29:50Oh, man.
29:52Ladies and gentlemen,
29:54there was a lot of great moments on this episode,
29:57and with Debra,
29:59you know, essentially going to introduce Tom
30:02to her mom,
30:04what possibly could go wrong?
30:06Like, who in the hell thought that shit was a good idea?
30:09Shame on you, Debra, but man,
30:11was that such a great moment there?
30:13I loved when Gary was like...
30:15I mean, not Gary, excuse me.
30:17Tony was like, fuck it.
30:19Yo, make up your freaking mind, man.
30:21You know, you don't like the hair.
30:23You know, you said change up the hair, essentially.
30:26And, you know, make up your goddamn mind.
30:28It's like, I don't know, fellas,
30:30if you've been in a scenario like this,
30:32but let me know if you have.
30:34You're out with your girlfriend,
30:36and essentially she says,
30:38like, you ask her,
30:40like, hey, what do you want to eat?
30:42And she says, it's whatever.
30:44Anything, anything.
30:46I'm not picky.
30:48And then you're like, all right, how about some Chinese?
30:50No, I don't want that.
30:52How about, I don't know, some sushi?
30:54I'm making up some shit.
30:56No, I don't want that.
30:59No, okay, how about this?
31:01Like, yo, lady, make up your freaking mind.
31:03You say you're not, it doesn't matter.
31:05And then as soon as you start telling her places,
31:07so what the hell do you want?
31:09Make up your damn mind.
31:11I don't know, fellas, let me know if you've been in a scenario like that.
31:13Ladies, let me know if you do that stuff.
31:16I'm probably not going to get popular with that question.
31:19But, yeah, that was one thing that always would drive me crazy.
31:24And I'm like, just be blunt.
31:27Let me know what the hell you want so we can eat
31:29and I don't have to ask you 21,000 questions and shit.
31:33So, him meeting the mom, introduction.
31:37Oh, man, that was great.
31:39From tripping down, you know, he had actually got advice from the 10-year-old boy.
31:45Both of them essentially getting advice from the young'un.
31:48And, you know, he was like, be nice and wear some nice shorts and shit.
31:53You're hearing people in the background go, aw, and shit like that.
31:56You know, it was a nice little moment.
31:58That's the innocence there.
32:00You know, but sound advice, essentially.
32:02But he didn't follow any of that shit.
32:04He was like, man, so, hey, so, yeah, Debra came out of you, huh?
32:11Daddy fucking telling her she's old, essentially.
32:13So that was not the most smoothest introduction to family.
32:19I have met a lot of people's parents in my lifetime.
32:22You know, when you're going out with a girl.
32:24And it's definitely an interesting experience.
32:27But I can relate with Tony.
32:29Not calling him older or anything like that or asking anything stupid like that.
32:32But just the fact that just being a little nervous and stuff.
32:36It feels like you're taking a test.
32:38It feels like sometimes you're going to be interrogated.
32:40So I do get a little nervous.
32:42You know, maybe my palms start getting sweaty.
32:44I start getting a little nervous, maybe a little sweat or something.
32:47But I don't know.
32:48I think that's relatable.
32:50I think that happens a lot.
32:52And being with this show, I'm just seeing.
32:56I know it's going to sound stupid.
32:58But when the young kid had the Goosebumps book, man, that was such a great time, man.
33:05Where Goosebumps was so huge.
33:07Because I was probably not too far off.
33:10Or maybe might have been within that range.
33:13Probably when this show was probably coming out.
33:16You know what I mean?
33:17But yeah, just seeing the Goosebumps thing just brought instant joy to me.
33:21And such a great book.
33:23Everybody in school was reading it.
33:25Used to have the little Scholastic book fair.
33:28You know, a good time.
33:29Now, shit.
33:30Even my nephew.
33:31I'd say, hey, you want to read a book?
33:32And she's like, hell no.
33:33A lot of these kids don't want to read books these days.
33:35So it's quite sad with all the technology.
33:38So it was actually kind of cool that the kid was reading.
33:41And the little gator game with the dentist thing was something out there too.
33:45I first initially thought it was the gator golf one.
33:48But then I saw, you know, the little tongs and shit.
33:51But, man, them getting advice from the youngin was cool.
33:55Dorothy having essentially telling the young kid that, you know, careful.
34:03They've been, you know, to themselves quite sometimes.
34:05You know, trying to give them a little fair warning and shit.
34:07But it was cool, them bonding.
34:09I think, honestly, ladies, what you think about this?
34:12I don't think that Gary and Tony did half bad with the kid.
34:16I think that should give them some cool points, I think,
34:20that they handled the kid very well.
34:22I mean, it was cracking me the hell up.
34:25Tony was like, hey, can you get me a beer?
34:30And then you just knew the deviousness shit was going to come out.
34:33They made him fucking serve it there.
34:36So those moments there, you're like, hey.
34:39Then you got Gary like, so I believe kid Jonathan, right?
34:43Hopefully we didn't get the kid's name wrong.
34:45But Jonathan, can you get me a beer too?
34:47And they were like, hey, you know what the dust there is?
34:51Yeah, clean up everywhere.
34:53So them taking advantage of the kid was funny as hell in those moments.
34:58And then you got Tony essentially very jealous about all the kind of places.
35:05And I think that list would have probably been longer
35:08as far as places that they've shagged and interesting places.
35:12And there is truth to when you're younger,
35:15there is an excitement to basically anywhere, any place and stuff like that.
35:19So you're hearing them talk about beaches.
35:22Or at least Debs was talking about the beach.
35:25And then you had Dorothy with a couple of the places and stuff.
35:29So it spices it up.
35:31I know people be doing that shit.
35:33You guys taught me.
35:35I remember when we were watching Benny Dorm about dogging and shit.
35:39So, hey, we learned some shit.
35:41So there's people like that.
35:43There is a certain sort of rush.
35:46I can't say that I've done any of that stuff on a beach or anything like that.
35:49But, yeah, it was cool seeing that.
35:52And then Tony was kind of getting jealous.
35:54So he was trying to like, oh, you did it in the closet to Debs and shit.
35:59Then another cool part that we really enjoyed
36:02was essentially them going to the therapist.
36:05I thought that was great.
36:07You can see how similar Gary and Dorothy, excuse me,
36:13again, these damn letters, D letters.
36:15So, you know, you get confused on these names.
36:17But they were having this crazy moment there where she's like,
36:20I fucking the guy, the therapist dude.
36:22And when they eventually get that student,
36:27Gary's face is his fucking, like this guy is such a fucking goofball.
36:31Again, why he's my favorite character and shit.
36:34And doing all these little facial expressions.
36:36I think he does such a hell of a good job there.
36:38Then he had, I guess it was the pen or the marker in his mouth.
36:41Almost freaking swallowed that shit.
36:43Like, man, this guy and Tony are some of the biggest,
36:46wacky, goofy, like characters that we've just grown to love.
36:51These guys are such two peas in a pod, man.
36:53Oh, my God.
36:54I think there was some name that I think it was Gary or Tony mentioned
36:58in one of their punchlines, something with the name.
37:00And it was like, parrot, fill me in on that.
37:03But yeah, this was an absolute stellar episode.
37:06I think it mixed it up a little bit by having, you know,
37:11two family members, you know, staying over with the nephew,
37:16essentially, and then the mom.
37:18And both were good in their own ways.
37:20And yeah, I just totally enjoyed it.
37:22So, hopefully, I think the kid learned a thing or two.
37:25And I just love Tony changing his hairstyle.
37:29For me, when I looked at it, there was a, I thought,
37:33let your soul glow.
37:35That's what happened back in the day with the soul glow.
37:38And, too, you reminded me of A.C. Slater when I used to watch
37:42Saved by the Bell.
37:43More so A.C. Slater and shit.
37:45And no offense to my boy Tony.
37:47He did not pull that shit off.
37:48But, hey, I blame, you got to blame the mother, you know,
37:51messing up with his hair.
37:52So, you know, sometimes Tony is quick to just, like,
37:57do what people kind of say.
37:58So, love this episode.
38:00We can go on and on and on.
38:01Definitely very fun to watch.
38:03Brought some exciting moments, again, with the therapy session.
38:07I couldn't believe him dropping his stuff to be trying to see
38:10his skirt man.
38:11But, again, this is things that Gary would do.
38:13These guys, both of them, are both very similar.
38:16She's got the hots for the therapist.
38:19You know, they came more to try to get laid than get help.
38:22But I think it worked out.
38:24Worked out for the best.
38:26It seemed to listen to at least one of the advices and kind of
38:30pretending like it's the first kind of meeting, essentially,
38:34with the gifts and all that shit.
38:36So maybe that sparked some new, you know,
38:38spark in their definitely long relationship.
38:42So thanks, guys, for hanging out.
38:44Always having a blast watching this show.
38:46It's a banger show.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And, you know, I'm glad that we got to explore these characters.
38:51I'm still loving this show.
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39:00Peace out.
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