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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fame, it's your boy Kit Bakken again, hope you're doing well, kicking
00:14it with Grindr Beats and the rest of the crew, looking forward to seeing this week's episode,
00:19I gotta stay tuned to find out what happens, ladies and gentlemen, go get up, go grab your
00:23drink, go get your cup, cuz snacks is not included, dammit, go get your snacks, cuz
00:28it is not included on this week's episode, nor any episode, so go get your snacks, kick
00:32back and relax, and I just want to thank you in advance for accompanying me on my journey,
00:37it's been absolutely stellar to be watching people just do nothing, I really do appreciate
00:42you guys hanging out, so let's get this party started, let's get it.
00:46Snacks not included, let's freaking go!
00:51Yes you man.
00:52Where you headed?
00:54Where we headed?
00:55Radio of course, like, Corrupt FM, the baddest out here, yeah, no matter what no one says,
01:00yeah.
01:01What have people been saying?
01:02No one's been saying anything, bruv.
01:04No one says anything.
01:05Bruv, one day off air, do you know what I'm saying, we're back the next day, like, come
01:09through.
01:10Right about now, you are locked into the sounds of the legendary Corrupt FM.
01:15Wait, wait, wait, what did I say?
01:19On Cold FM.
01:20Whoa!
01:21Don't throw up your case though, because that still works.
01:23Yeah, but just say Cold FM.
01:24Yes, all right, well no, it's just Beats of Glider live and direct right now, yeah?
01:27Yeah, on Cold FM.
01:28On Cold FM.
01:29That's it.
01:30Has it been a good year then?
01:31Yeah, married life has definitely been the fairytale I'd imagined.
01:34It's been an amazing year.
01:35It's been a pretty rough year on me, what with the marriage, and I mean the marriage
01:40is all right, but that night was bittersweet really, and if I remember us getting married,
01:46I remember Corrupt getting raided, and it's been a shit night for me.
01:53Hold tight, Steve's locked in wherever you are, yeah?
01:56Trust me.
01:57Yes, yes.
01:58Stay strong.
01:59All right, I'll go after you.
02:00What is this, Loose Women?
02:01Why are you chatting?
02:02What are you doing, bruv?
02:03We were talking about Steve's getting arrested.
02:05Sometimes the king has to be able to chuck away one of the little prawns just so the
02:08fucking, the whole team can eat, do you know what I'm saying?
02:12Check mate.
02:13Wait, wait, wait, make sure you promote them right, yeah?
02:16We're not playing at the rape.
02:17I don't care, promote the rape.
02:18Why?
02:19It's cutting into our set.
02:20Just do it, just do it.
02:21There's a famous quote I think Grindr came up with, which is learn from your failures.
02:26I think it's true.
02:28Say for example, with me having Robin, yes, it was a massive mistake.
02:33Would I do it again?
02:35Definitely not.
02:36Am I going to get a vasectomy?
02:38Yes, I am.
02:41Tickly, tickly.
02:42That's enough.
02:44Let's go.
02:45It's been a kind of crash course in sex for me really, you know.
02:48And when I say crash, I mean literally.
02:50Yeah, he has got hurt a couple of times.
02:52Yeah.
02:53But he didn't mind.
02:54I didn't mind, no.
02:55I mean, I can put anything at him, in him, on him.
02:57I can't say this stuff about putting stuff in you.
02:59Whoa.
03:01You look like your subs or what?
03:02Yes, I look like subs.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Stop touching me, get on with it, come on.
03:08No worries.
03:09Has corrupt been forgotten?
03:10We haven't been forgotten, no, because people still come up to me confused like, right,
03:14we still do music and they know that we are.
03:16So they don't even know we're up here.
03:18Yeah.
03:19A lot of people don't even know we're up here.
03:20Just give it to me.
03:21What's wrong with you?
03:22Sorry about that, man.
03:25It's a fucking joke, mate.
03:27It's a change, bro.
03:28Do you know how this looks bad on you?
03:29We need to fucking sort this out.
03:30We need to get some Dex and shit ASAP, bro.
03:32Yeah.
03:33I'm not fucking going back there.
03:34No, I can't go back in there.
03:35You should be fuming, bro.
03:36I am fuming.
03:37Ah!
03:38Fucking hell.
03:39Shit, bro.
03:41He fucked his head up.
03:42Get off me.
03:44Marish?
03:45Yeah?
03:46Where have you moved my head shots?
03:48Your what?
03:49The photos I gave you for your birthday.
03:51Where are they?
03:52In the wardrobe.
03:53What?
03:54The photos I gave you for your birthday?
03:55Yeah, they're in the wardrobe.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:57Why are you up so early?
03:58What are you doing?
03:59Man's got business to attend to, like...
04:01No, but they're mine.
04:02Yeah, no.
04:03Well, I'll let you keep one.
04:04This one?
04:05Yeah, my favourite.
04:06Yeah, same.
04:07Best pose.
04:08Stunning.
04:09Did you ever imagine that Corrupt would end the way it did?
04:11It hasn't ended.
04:12Yeah, what do you mean?
04:13It hasn't ended.
04:14It's just...
04:15We're refurbishing.
04:16You don't know what's happening behind the scenes.
04:19So you're trying to restart Corrupt?
04:21Trying.
04:23Yes.
04:24Yes.
04:27Do you still need the tip milker?
04:28No, you can have that.
04:29Yeah.
04:30But what are you going to do with it?
04:31Cos it didn't feel nice.
04:32Oh, no, we're going to sell it.
04:34Doing the car boot later.
04:35Yeah.
04:37Look.
04:38Your mum's tip milker's going to earn us some money
04:40so we can get some new equipment.
04:42Ah, yes, it is, yeah.
04:44Yeah, if you're going to sell it,
04:45I'd go with breast pump rather than tip milker.
04:49Yeah, radio equipment's proper expensive, man.
04:51That's why it's taken us so long to, like, get the money together.
04:55You can have that if you want.
04:56Ah, cheers, man.
04:57Thank you, Craig.
04:58Thanks, man.
04:59When you've got to sell some old tat that no-one else would buy on eBay,
05:03best place for it, car boot sale.
05:06Craig, do you think people will want this?
05:08Well, obviously.
05:09Obviously.
05:10Obviously, when they see this shit as well, they'll be like,
05:12oh, right, OK, I know what time it is.
05:14Have you got any signed photos or anything?
05:16Yes, I have.
05:17How do you know?
05:18And it's got a number on the back.
05:19Is that a number?
05:20Yeah, it's three.
05:21Number three, you get number three.
05:22Number three.
05:23Why have you numbered them?
05:24Because then they're worth more.
05:25Why's that?
05:26Because then you know there's only ten of them made.
05:28One to ten.
05:29Simple numbering system.
05:30Right, have you got a bag or anything?
05:32Er...
05:33Or a bigger box?
05:34I've got this one.
05:36Shopping bag.
05:37Let me see.
05:38Oh, no, no, don't want to use that.
05:39No, it's fine.
05:40I'll carry them.
05:41Why?
05:42No, cos I don't want to use it.
05:43What if they get dirty?
05:44Just put them in there.
05:45No, cos it looks like I'm going shopping.
05:46I don't want to use that.
05:47OK.
05:48Right, sweet.
05:49Are you going to say bye to me?
05:50Yeah.
05:51OK.
05:52Aw.
05:53See you.
05:54Love you.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Love you.
05:57Yes, I know.
05:58Love you.
05:59Yes.
06:00You said it three times.
06:01Love you, bubby.
06:02Stop shouting.
06:03Screaming.
06:04Just say it back.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Love you.
06:07Bye.
06:08Are you going to die?
06:09Yeah.
06:11Fist bump?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Nice.
06:15All right.
06:16All right.
06:17See you frannies in a bit.
06:18Have fun.
06:19Bye.
06:20Oh, yes.
06:22It's just got a handle on both sides.
06:26What do you say it's called?
06:27Community service.
06:28They call it a hoe, yeah.
06:30Is it called a hoe?
06:31That's a hoe, yeah.
06:33How many hoes have you got?
06:35How many hoes have you got?
06:36How many hoses have you got?
06:38Head over there.
06:40So, what happened at the court?
06:42Well, basically, I just ended up doing community service
06:45and, like, getting a tag.
06:47Oh, wow.
06:48They said it was such a low-level pirate radio operation
06:51that it wasn't worth me getting sent down for.
06:53Shall we go and get some red ones? I'll swap you.
06:56I've got a rhombodendron here you can have.
06:58So, the judge said that we technically weren't even a radio station
07:03because the radius of the aerial is so small.
07:07He described it as, like, kids messing around in a bedroom.
07:14Should use the spades in there, innit?
07:17Use the hoe.
07:19The hoe. Yeah.
07:21He loves the hoes.
07:27Get your banjo kids out of the way, man!
07:30Can you give me one second?
07:32Hi. Hiya.
07:33I'm afraid we don't have much space left.
07:35OK, guys, I've got this. Don't worry.
07:37Right.
07:38He's going to come and chat to you.
07:40Oh, he's like Galboy.
07:42Hello, lady, mate. How's it going?
07:44Really busy today, isn't it? Really chock-a-block.
07:46Yeah. Lovely, choppy day to be selling some cardboard today,
07:49I tell you, mate.
07:50So, if you want to just pop back in,
07:52you can go round the back there
07:54and just squeeze in over there in the corner.
07:56All the way in the back?
07:58You're taking me up the Jack and Danny, mate?
08:00No, that's all we've got left, I'm afraid. Right.
08:03So, I'm a hustler, and I was raised by hustlers,
08:06and I was raised by my Hounslow community,
08:09and we were all very, very dodgy,
08:11you know, very, very criminals, in a way,
08:14but in a friendly way, you know, not like murder, rape,
08:17just a bit of fraud. Oh.
08:19You know, a friendly kind of crime.
08:21Let me have a quick, let me have a quick knack-a-chack with you, darling.
08:24A lot of people around Hounslow, you know,
08:26they compare me to another geezer, you know, Delboy,
08:28but they call me Dollboy. Oh, let's go!
08:30How about we grease each other up and I'll get my place
08:32and you get your...grease?
08:34No. No, I don't... Come on.
08:36No, no, no, no, I don't want that.
08:37Your donkey's worth a change in there, darling.
08:39Do you not mean a monkey?
08:40A monkey? I'll give you a monkey.
08:42How much is a monkey? 500 quid.
08:44Oh, no, I won't give her 500 quid.
08:46I can't tickle your fancy any more, I'll give you a donkey, darling.
08:48No, you can't, darling. Come on!
08:51Come on, then.
08:52Oh, I know.
08:54Jackie, it's your last day!
08:57Oh, please, you shouldn't have.
08:59Oh, no, it's fine, I wanted to make an effort, you know,
09:01just in case, you know, I needed to.
09:02Do you like it? It's lovely.
09:04Oh, did you and Angel make it?
09:06Angel can't do a lot to save her life, no.
09:08It's all me.
09:10Oh, it's gorgeous.
09:12Oh, thank you.
09:13Shall we get it up?
09:15The big news around here is that they're knocking down
09:17the famous blocks, so loads of us are getting moved out
09:19to different areas.
09:20Yeah, a bit higher, a bit higher.
09:23Come on, Jackie.
09:25Jackie's leaving cos she's being moved down to Hammersmith instead.
09:28So are you and Grindr having to move?
09:30Yeah, we're moving home, so the blocks are being knocked down,
09:33but, you know, I'm not going to leave this area
09:35and just go and live somewhere random, am I?
09:37I mean, this is where everything is for us, so it would be mad.
09:40It's the end of an era.
09:41Shit.
09:42Yeah, it is, it is the end of an era.
09:44But, you know, who knows what's round the corner.
09:46Amen.
09:48Do you want anyone to see us?
09:50No-one can see shit.
09:51It'd be in a better spot, man, this is a joke.
09:53OK, I'll leave you to it.
09:54No, don't leave us to it.
09:56Excuse me, what's your name?
09:57Sandra.
09:58Sandra, cool.
09:59No, please, I really need to sell all our shit today
10:02to get radio back.
10:03I run a local community radio station.
10:06Well, I suggest you unpack as quickly as you can...
10:09Oh, come on.
10:10..and then see what you can sell and then...
10:12You've got us where...
10:13Look... I've got one line or something.
10:15That's not even a full thing.
10:17This is his stuff.
10:18People like these things.
10:19You sell stuff every week here, don't you?
10:21No-one's coming here.
10:22He comes every week.
10:23You come every week?
10:24Yeah.
10:25OK.
10:26And you still haven't sold anything?
10:27What does that tell you?
10:29What are the alternatives to radio?
10:31There are no alternatives to radio.
10:33It's like saying, what's the alternative to the internet?
10:36There isn't one.
10:37There isn't one, do you know what I'm saying?
10:39What's the alternative to radio?
10:40Nothing.
10:41You know what I mean?
10:42What, putting on a suit and tie and, like,
10:44Working for fucking eight hours a day, every day.
10:47That's insane.
10:48Do you know what I'm saying?
10:49I don't want that for me or my family.
10:51Do you know what I'm saying?
10:52We'll make it work, don't worry.
10:56How much are we charging on these?
10:58Oh, got to put them down at about 80, I'd say.
11:0180?
11:0280.
11:0380?
11:04Yeah, 80.
11:05They're limited edition, mate.
11:06I've signed them.
11:07Pounds?
11:08Yes, 80 pounds.
11:09Yeah, no, it's just...
11:10I paid 300 for the photo shoot,
11:12so I need to get the money back.
11:1480 pounds?
11:15Yes, 80 pounds.
11:16Like that, yeah?
11:17Yeah, they'll be lucky to get it for that price as well.
11:19All right, cool.
11:21Just...
11:22I want you to sign her leaving card.
11:24I'm sorry you're leaving.
11:26Yeah, look, you'll be missed.
11:27Will she?
11:30No, good, everyone's been very polite in here, haven't they?
11:32I don't know.
11:34What can you say, really?
11:36Er...
11:37Yeah, keep in touch.
11:38Aw.
11:39Just something like, um...
11:40Jesus!
11:41Good luck, or, you know, going to miss you,
11:43or all the best, or, you know, sorry you're leaving.
11:47Sad to see you go.
11:49Or something about hairdressing.
11:50Yeah, cos I don't want to lie in the card
11:52because it's written down, isn't it, so...
11:54Yeah, um...
11:56She's crazy.
11:57I'll just write all the best again, like they've written.
11:59Yeah.
12:00I'll write all the best again.
12:01OK.
12:02Love.
12:03Mm.
12:04Me.
12:06Anyone?
12:07Big.
12:08Everybody, Corrupt FM merchandise,
12:10sign photos!
12:12Anyone?
12:13Come on, please!
12:14Come on!
12:15Please!
12:16HE LAUGHS
12:17Don't fucking beg.
12:19We need equipment, though, man.
12:21ET?
12:22Oh, yes, Steve.
12:23Yes, yes, what's going on?
12:24Sorry I'm late, boys.
12:25Community service, innit?
12:26Yeah, you don't know,
12:27obviously your man knows them things and that, right?
12:29Did you do community services, as well?
12:30No, but I went to jail, which is ten times harder.
12:32Sorry, excuse me, sorry.
12:33Do you know where the toilet is?
12:34HE LAUGHS
12:35No.
12:36Do you not work here?
12:37I think he's a worker.
12:38Hello.
12:39Over here?
12:40Yeah, we've got...
12:41It's cool.
12:42What are you doing?
12:43Where are you going?
12:44How do you know you don't want anything
12:45if you haven't even fucking had a look?
12:46I think he's going to the toilet.
12:47This is shit.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Oh, Stevie, just come with me for a minute.
12:51Let's try this.
12:52When you're on the highways, yeah,
12:54you can get away with anything, mate, OK?
12:56It kind of commands respect.
12:57People don't ask questions.
12:58Right, just stay here.
12:59Just act natural, act natural.
13:01I used to walk around Heathrow wearing one, OK?
13:04Taking all the unclaimed suitcases,
13:06just walking off with them.
13:07No-one blinked an eye.
13:09Also, there's around 20 geezers
13:10who look identical to me working there, so...
13:13Perfect crime.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:15Bit saucy, but, you know, clean.
13:17THEY LAUGH
13:20Hi, hi, hi, excuse me.
13:22I'm really sorry to inform you,
13:24but this whole stall has actually been reserved for my son, Tony.
13:28I've been here three hours, so, you know, I'm not moving now.
13:31No, totally understand, totally understand.
13:33Yeah, I'm glad to understand. Good, good.
13:35But the thing is, I have been informed
13:37that you will have to move.
13:38Informed by who?
13:40The stall manager.
13:43Sorry, I've got a little bit of a...
13:45Yeah.
13:47Here we go.
13:48Hello. I'm the stall manager.
13:50Is there a problem with moving this stall?
13:52Yeah, there is, actually.
13:53This lady seems to think this is her placement,
13:55but she's wrong.
13:57Well, I'm here every week. This is my place.
13:59Let me just check in my files.
14:02Yeah, there's...
14:03It says here that you're not supposed to be here.
14:05Somebody else has booked it out on this occasion.
14:08So we would ask you to kindly move out of here.
14:13Sorry, who are you?
14:15I'm the...
14:17Stall manager. Stall manager.
14:20Stall manager. Stall. Stall manager.
14:22S-T-A-L-L, stall.
14:24I manage the...
14:26Look, he's in charge, OK, and he said leave.
14:28You've already wasted three of my hours, yeah?
14:30That's good selling time.
14:31Listen, I'm moving. OK.
14:32Yeah, I said I'm moving. OK.
14:34Thank you. It's all right.
14:35Butterfuck.
14:36Butterfuck.
14:37Yeah, yeah.
14:39She's so pissed.
14:40Have you seen the pictures of Jackie's new flat?
14:42It's really nice.
14:44Oh, right, yeah.
14:46You know, me and Gwanda were up for something like that.
14:48Yeah.
14:49He wanted to hold up for something better, though,
14:51you know, with a steam room.
14:52We're holding up, we're hoping that if we wait,
14:54then we'll get the good stuff,
14:55cos all the bad stuff will be gone. Yeah, exactly.
14:57So, yeah.
14:58When's yours getting sorted, then?
14:59I don't know, but, you know, it'll be fine.
15:01Oh, well, I should really give him a ring, Mish.
15:03I mean, you don't want to leave it too late.
15:05Yeah, no, I'm all right, Jackie.
15:06We've got it under control, thank you very much.
15:08I know what I'm doing.
15:09People are like, oh, we need to move now, like,
15:11do you know what I mean?
15:12That's like when you go to the airport and someone gets up,
15:15you know, when people start queuing,
15:17and, like, I sit on the seat right to the last minute,
15:19do you know what I mean?
15:20Cos I've clocked that, so that's the same thing here,
15:22do you know what I mean?
15:23Clever. Yeah.
15:25So, guys, just watch your backs,
15:26we're just doing a rotation of the stall, please, thank you.
15:28Perfect.
15:29Just like that, we're at centre stage.
15:32In for a penny, in for a pound!
15:34Baby stuff, Cropped FM merchandise.
15:36Get your headphones too, for a pound!
15:38Headshot, signed by me, MC Grindr.
15:40Get your MC Grindr pictures!
15:42Yeah, which one do you want? 80 quid?
15:44Do you know what you'd like, actually, is this.
15:47It's the classic tip neck breast pump.
15:49Scott Leeds! Who wants Scott Leeds?
15:52Do you need a birthing T-shirt whilst you're at it?
15:54No. You're good, yeah? No, no.
15:56You're wearing a 12 o'clock surcharge, it's just kicked in.
15:5912 o'clock, we actually charge another 50p per customer.
16:02Sweet, thank you.
16:03Let's go, Steve!
16:05People have just been giving me money.
16:09Look, he's holding it.
16:10Little Bambino wants it.
16:12Look, put them on.
16:13Look at that.
16:14You like that, do you?
16:15It's a breast pump.
16:17For me?
16:18Oh, you're lactating then, yeah.
16:20For you.
16:21Boys.
16:22Ooh!
16:23High cash, number one seller.
16:25Come on.
16:26Well done.
16:27Sorry, have you paid the entrance fee?
16:28Yeah?
16:29It's because there's been reports of people who haven't been paying.
16:32No, listen, 15 quid. I've got kids.
16:34I've got three kids at home.
16:35They haven't got shoes.
16:37My kids are walking around with blisters, they haven't got shoes.
16:40He's got shoes!
16:41Is it you?
16:42No.
16:43OK, what's your name?
16:44Fred.
16:45Fred.
16:46OK, Fred.
16:50Just...
16:52He's smoking.
16:53Sorry, what's going on here?
16:55This isn't your stall.
16:57Well, it is now, mate.
16:58I've just been told that you forced someone to move.
17:00Yeah, cos you gave us the shittest place in whole thing.
17:02I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
17:04Well, unfortunately, I don't accept your apology.
17:06What?
17:07I'm not apologising.
17:08Can you move?
17:09What seems to be the problem here?
17:11Her.
17:12Who are you?
17:13I'm Steve's.
17:14And who are you?
17:15I'm the site manager.
17:17Oh, site manager.
17:18We've been saying stall manager.
17:20We were close, Steve.
17:21Yeah, I'm going to have to take your name from my records as well.
17:25Cos I'm...
17:27..doing the rounds.
17:28I'm sorry, are you pretending to write?
17:31This is just a blank piece of paper.
17:33It's my work paper.
17:34Give up, Steve, you're getting thrown out.
17:36We are getting thrown out, aren't we?
17:38Yes, you are getting thrown out.
17:39Definitely getting thrown out.
17:40OK, pack up now, please.
17:41Yeah, you pack up now as well.
17:42No, no, I'm not helping you.
17:43We don't need your crap, Margaret, anyway.
17:45You can help your friends pack up.
17:46Guys, if we can pack up, please.
17:47Yeah, thank you.
17:48Steve, fucking help.
17:49Jabbard, bring the van round as well.
17:51Oh, OK.
17:52Bloody write-off, mate.
17:53This place is a joke of London.
17:55I just want you to leave, please.
17:57Yes.
17:58What do you think they're doing?
18:00My head's literally going 20 miles an hour, like,
18:02to think of how I'm going to sort corrupt FM.
18:04Do you know what I'm saying?
18:05Cos, like, obviously, I always look...
18:07You just see what's happening now.
18:09Do you know what I'm saying?
18:10I see what's happening later.
18:12Do you know what I mean?
18:13Always 46 steps ahead.
18:15Yeah.
18:16So I'm dealing with the now.
18:17She's dealing with the now, I'm dealing with the future.
18:20Yeah, exactly, like...
18:22Hiya.
18:23Yeah, no, I just wanted to check on the status of our new flat.
18:26Yeah, no, it's Michelle's.
18:31Yeah, but we don't know where we're moving to...
18:34And you've got to sort it out now.
18:35Yeah, you've got to sort it out now.
18:39Is that definitely the only option we have now?
18:43Yeah.
18:44Well, what part of London is Essex in?
18:48Oh, shit.
18:50Just getting Steve's in.
18:51All right, sweet.
18:52Just push it.
18:53Slam the door.
18:56What a shit hole.
18:57Did we get enough money?
18:58I thought you were going to go straight back.
19:00Oh, shut up.
19:01We're off.
19:02Come on, see you later.
19:03Out of the way.
19:05Unbelievable.
19:07Boys, I hope we're going to be sick.
19:09You should open the present, cos it's from all of us.
19:11OK.
19:12Is it something from my new place?
19:14Oh, my goodness, that is perfect.
19:16They are my colours.
19:17That will go in the en suite.
19:18Thanks very much.
19:19Two bathrooms.
19:20Yeah, I know.
19:21Yeah, well, we were told Hammersmith, up and coming.
19:23It's the new place.
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:25It's such a lovely area.
19:26It's so nice.
19:27It's still in West.
19:28It's all good.
19:29Oh, yeah, no, no, absolutely.
19:30It's gorgeous and everything you need's there.
19:34Going to have to take one for the team, you know.
19:37I'm going to do something I never thought I'd have to do.
19:40What?
19:41I'm going to pawn the ring.
19:42Oh, shit.
19:43God, no.
19:44Yeah, shh.
19:45It's for the cause.
19:46It's for the cause, all right?
19:47It's our destiny.
19:49Go on, then.
19:50Wow.
19:51I'm not a good guy.
19:52Not now.
19:53Wow.
19:54Not now.
19:56Take it.
19:59I want it all in cash.
20:04Yeah, that's not real gold, mate.
20:06Oh, shit.
20:07Of course it's real gold.
20:08What?
20:09It's also really bent.
20:10So, sorry, we won't be able to accept that.
20:12What?
20:13Brando wouldn't wear fake gold, mate.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Definitely say that's gold, mate.
20:16Trust me.
20:17Yeah.
20:18I've sold a lot of things less gold than that, you idiot.
20:20Let's get out of here.
20:21What about this one?
20:23Bless his thing, mate.
20:24I'm going to want a tat.
20:25No, not the whistle, do it.
20:26This one.
20:27This would be OK.
20:28Isn't that your nan's ring?
20:29Yeah, but I feel like maybe this is why she gave it to me, in a way.
20:33Yeah, exactly.
20:34She was a big fan of Cracked FM, so she moved out for it.
20:37Yeah, sell it.
20:38That's probably what she wants.
20:39Sell it.
20:40Yeah, that's good.
20:41It's good.
20:42I'll have to speak to the manager.
20:43I'll just get an exact price.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Do you want to come round to the sales desk?
20:46Yeah.
20:47What?
20:48I will need the whistle back, though.
20:49All right.
20:50Resolved.
20:51Sick.
20:52Barry's in.
20:53Donny, if you want fake rings, I can...
20:54What a legend.
20:55I don't want fake rings.
20:56I only wear real ones.
20:57All right, guys.
20:58I can offer you 180 cash for it.
20:59What?
21:00180 pounds?
21:01180?
21:02Wow.
21:03That's sick.
21:04Yeah.
21:05Yes, then.
21:06It's a deal.
21:07Shake his hand.
21:08Shake his hand.
21:09It's official.
21:10It's a deal.
21:11Shake the hand.
21:12Official.
21:13180.
21:141, 20, 40, 60, 70, 80.
21:15180 cash.
21:16Perfect.
21:17All right, guys.
21:18There we go.
21:19Right.
21:20Perfect.
21:21This 180 pounds.
21:22Exactly.
21:23Perfect.
21:24We've got enough now, yeah?
21:25Yep.
21:26Sweet.
21:27Sick.
21:28Our opening hours are 9am till 5pm Monday to Friday.
21:29The council office is shut, so it's great.
21:30Are you worried about having to move to Essex?
21:31Yeah.
21:32I am worried about Essex, but, obviously,
21:33I've just got to live there now because I can't even find a job.
21:34I've got a job.
21:35I've got a job.
21:36I've got a job.
21:37I've got a job.
21:38I've got a job.
21:39I've got a job.
21:40I've got a job.
21:41I'm worried about having to move to Essex,
21:42but, obviously, I've just got to live there now
21:43because I can't even get through to someone to sort it out,
21:44so that's it.
21:45Right, Mum?
21:46Yeah?
21:47Now, do you want to come over now?
21:53Yeah.
21:54I definitely bring wine.
21:55OK?
21:56Yeah, I'll talk to you when you get here.
21:59It's fine.
22:00OK.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Bye.
22:03All look good, boys.
22:05What is it, Speaker?
22:07A Speaker of Lights.
22:09Fucking hell.
22:10Look at this. No, thanks.
22:12Guitars.
22:14Who even plays them?
22:16Who even pay for that these days?
22:17It's not the 60s.
22:18You know what I mean?
22:19OK, yeah, of course the deck we're taking straight away.
22:21Yeah.
22:22The mixer, that's 89.
22:24You're looking at about 150 there, cos that's worth its weight in water.
22:27109.
22:29Let's see where we're at.
22:30What have you got?
22:3120, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70.
22:33What are you doing?
22:34I'm cutting as well.
22:35Why?
22:36You're throwing me off.
22:38Let me do that again.
22:40OK.
22:4120, 30, 40...
22:43Just don't talk, cos I've forgot now.
22:45Don't start with that.
22:46I'm just doing the first one.
22:4820, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100,
22:50120, 130, 140, 150, 160...
22:54What you need to run a pirate radio station
22:56is passion for music, decks, a microphone,
23:00transmitter and the best MC in the galaxy.
23:04And how many of those do you have at the moment?
23:06We've only got the best MC in the galaxy.
23:08We haven't really got any equipment at the moment,
23:10but we're working on that.
23:12Let's get the fuck out of here.
23:16Deck.
23:17Watch it, watch it.
23:18Speak up.
23:19Hey, spud me.
23:21Essex is a piss-take, Mish.
23:23They shouldn't be allowed to move you that far, you know that?
23:26I know, I literally don't know what to do.
23:28Do you remember that bin man?
23:30Charlie? Yeah?
23:31A couple of years ago, he used to go with.
23:33Yeah, smelt funny, yeah.
23:34Yeah, well, you know someone who knows one of the counsellors, right?
23:37Might be able to pull a few strings for you.
23:39Anything for my girl, you know that.
23:41I thought we need to shag a bin man so I can stay in Brentford, Mum.
23:44Don't you knock a bin man.
23:45I've had quite a few in my time and they're all right.
23:48They scrub up OK, they really do.
23:52Oh, I'll miss this place.
23:54Seen the new layout?
23:57Fucking hell, Steve, this is complete shithole in here.
24:00Oh, you don't like it?
24:01Grinda's not going to like this.
24:03I thought we could just try it like this,
24:05just cos I've got the furniture.
24:07Nah, we need it to be exactly how it used to be, Steve.
24:10Is it?
24:11What have you done?
24:13I was trying to do like a sort of Feng Shui thing,
24:15like get the ambience of the room just right sort of thing.
24:19It's good for the mind, apparently.
24:23Right, let's go and get the other bits.
24:25Fucking face.
24:26Are you worried about having a corrupt friend back in the farm?
24:28Yeah, I'm a bit worried about it,
24:30but, yeah, Grinda said, unfortunately, it has to be at my flat.
24:35Steve, come on.
24:37Cos he can't be fucked to find anywhere else.
24:46Yeah, it's feeling better already.
24:54She's got to get dealt with.
24:57When you try and tell me what to do, like,
25:00then obviously I'm going to put you in your place straight up, like,
25:03do you know what I'm saying?
25:05Every time, obviously, man's MC Grinda out here.
25:07You don't become the best MC in the galaxy
25:09just by taking shit off people, yeah?
25:14Yes, yes, I'm coming.
25:15Yeah, no, no, there's just someone at the door, bruv.
25:17Huh?
25:18No, literally, no.
25:19Give me the phone.
25:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:22No.
25:23Bailey.
25:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:25No, I'm not coming out.
25:26I'm not... I've quit.
25:27For fuck's sake.
25:29Make sure you back me up.
25:30Shit could get fucking messy, boys.
25:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:40What are you doing?
25:41I've come to, er...
25:44I've come to let you know that I quit.
25:47I don't work for an Iron Man.
25:49What?
25:50Yeah.
25:51Well, you come all the way down here to tell me that?
25:53I thought I'd come and tear you to your face like a real man.
26:00All right, cool.
26:01Yeah, exactly.
26:02What, is this cos we caught you doing a sit-down piss, yeah?
26:04No, you didn't, no.
26:05No, that was...
26:06Hey, that's legendary,
26:07being able to do a sit-down piss.
26:08No, it's more comfortable that way.
26:10Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
26:11Whoa!
26:12Now you lot like to have a laugh, yeah?
26:14When I try to have a laugh with you lot, you're silent.
26:16All right, go.
26:17Good.
26:18See you later, then.
26:19Later.
26:20Sit down, piss.
26:21Oh, fuck that.
26:22Good luck trying to get listeners without us.
26:24Fucking pussyholes.
26:26Sean, hurry up, then.
26:27Get out of my way, get out of my way.
26:31Oh, shit.
26:32Angel, pretend to be Daddy.
26:33Huh?
26:34Pretend to be Daddy.
26:35OK, um...
26:37Hello.
26:38We're moving to Essex.
26:40What?
26:41So we have to leave our home and all our friends and family behind.
26:43Oh, Mish, don't do that.
26:45Ay-ay-ay.
26:46So everything you love is gone now.
26:48What about Carly?
26:50Daddy doesn't know Carly, it doesn't matter, does it?
26:52I won't see her any more.
26:54Well, Daddy wouldn't say that, would he?
26:57Yeah, he's going to be devastated,
26:59because he basically owns Brentford in a way.
27:01Like, he's built up this reputation here
27:03and it's just going to be completely shattered.
27:05He's going to have to start again.
27:06It might take years for him to be as respected,
27:08as important there as he is here.
27:10Yes, yes, it's going on.
27:11Good, yeah?
27:12Corrupt FM is back, yeah?
27:14No-one can hold us down.
27:15Never.
27:16So for this, I say...
27:18Three, two, one...
27:23We've put in way too much time
27:25to fucking stop doing this now, innit?
27:27Oh, trust me, lad.
27:28To us, to us.
27:29Man's made my bed right now, yeah?
27:31And guess what?
27:32Me and him are going to lie in it forever, lad.
27:35Whoa!
27:36Why hasn't he got his key?
27:37I don't know.
27:39You all right?
27:40Mm.
27:42SIGHS
27:47Where's Gordon, though?
27:48Darling!
27:51You owe me a lot of bear hugs, do you know that?
27:53I am going to bear hug the shit out of you later.
27:57So that's our sexy code word.
28:00When she says bear hug, she actually means sex.
28:03And I need a lot of bear hugs.
28:05Don't I, baby?
28:06Do you want me to bear hug your nanny later on, angel?
28:09Mama?
28:11I know what it means.
28:13Right, I think she's figured out the code.
28:15She has, yeah.
28:16I'll switch it off.
28:19Never post more messages.
28:21I'm living the dream right now, do you know what I'm saying?
28:24Yeah. I've got goals.
28:25If you've got goals, you don't need a job.
28:27If you know where your dreams are,
28:29you don't need to live in reality.
28:32Are you not picking up?
28:34HE RAPS
28:42HE RAPS
28:48Oh, shit, man.
28:50My boys, man, this was good.
28:52We got Del Boy.
28:53No, it's Del Boy, man.
28:55Yes, this was another lit episode.
28:57We got to talk about it.
28:58Hold on, don't go anywhere.
29:00MC Grindr and crew delivered another banger episode.
29:03One second.
29:04Thank you for making it this far.
29:06Ladies and gentlemen, thank you if you made it this far.
29:08Thanks for hanging out.
29:09Number one, man.
29:11I feel so damn happy, man.
29:13After rooting for my boy.
29:15Do we now call him Del Boy, man?
29:17I don't know, man.
29:18But, yeah, listen.
29:19He has a lot of similarities to the one and only Del Boy
29:22from Only Fools and Horses.
29:24And we've been peeping that for quite some time.
29:27So, it's nice to hear it.
29:29You know, in the show, et cetera.
29:32Yeah, he is just a phenomenal character.
29:35Shebudz is one of the best characters that we have seen.
29:38He's one of the best on this show.
29:40And, man, for a guy that's been down in the dirts,
29:43down in the trenches, having some difficulties in life,
29:46among many of the cast members, it's good to see him.
29:50You know, you can be down in the trenches,
29:52and then eventually you rise up.
29:54Man, he's risen up.
29:56And he's got himself a new lady.
30:00He's got himself, yeah, he's got himself a new lady
30:04who is teaching him a lot of ways.
30:07And I feel like she is a lady.
30:09I don't feel.
30:11I know, based off the show, that she is a lady with a lot,
30:15a lot of experience.
30:16And she is going to show him the way, I guess.
30:19But at the same time, she had me dying because she was like,
30:24yeah, she puts things in him, essentially.
30:26A lot of things are going in him.
30:28So, Shebudz, I don't know what you're into, bro.
30:30I hope it's not.
30:33I dare not say this word, but I'm going to say it, man.
30:36I'm Mike Traumatizer.
30:37I hope he's not getting pegged or anything like that.
30:40Holy shit.
30:41I don't know why, man.
30:42I have a bad feeling about that, that she gets down and dirty
30:45into some shit.
30:46But anyways, it is great to see her happy, you know,
30:49Mishma happy, and it's absolutely fantastic to see my boy,
30:54Shebudz, you know, bounce back a little bit.
30:57Looks like things are going up.
30:58He's smooth with the ladies.
31:00He did get them a spot, you know,
31:03for the car boot essentially to sell shit.
31:05And, yeah, it was looking like, again,
31:07I feel like I was watching a scene of Only Fools and Horses for a
31:10minute there with the vendors and stuff like that.
31:13So that was really cool.
31:15I wish I had more of those things.
31:18Once in a while we'll have some flea markets.
31:22We used to have them in the hood, but they're not the same now by far.
31:26It's a lot less crappy.
31:28But I'll remember my childhood a little bit.
31:30We used to have a lot of these little flea markets and going,
31:35living with or having friends that have homes,
31:38and then you go to, like, garage sales.
31:40Those we probably get some good deals and shit.
31:42So that moment there was great to see.
31:45But, yeah, there was some trouble brewing on here.
31:48You know, obviously we've seen the continuation.
31:51There's some things happening with Steve.
31:53He's got community service.
31:55He had a fascination with the hoe.
31:57You got a lot more hoes and shit.
31:59You know, he had that fascination.
32:00You even seen Steve's without the hat for a little bit.
32:03Not used to that.
32:04Not too used to it without the hat.
32:07But, yeah, at least he's not in jail.
32:10You know, you saw Grindr bigging him up a little bit.
32:13Like, yeah, man, this guy's a hard guy there.
32:15Yeah, me too, man.
32:16I've been in jail and shit like that.
32:18So he felt a little proud of Steve.
32:20Steve's coming through again.
32:21Man, the guy does everything.
32:24Sacrificing a big moment there, the Nan's Ring.
32:28That's no joke there.
32:30So I was feeling bad because it has a lot of sentimental value there.
32:36But, like they were saying, they were really quick to sell that shit off.
32:39They were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sell that shit.
32:41Because, obviously, they need the money for the equipment so that they can get back.
32:45Since they were in cold FM station there, man.
32:49This guy.
32:50And I'd expect Grindr to be working for them.
32:53So that was interesting.
32:54That from the raid and them losing equipment, essentially.
32:58Yeah, he was working for them.
33:00And, obviously, that's not anything that I would think that would last long with Grindr and crew.
33:05You know, we loved that he was trying to stare them down.
33:08You know, trying to make himself come off a little bit more gangster than he probably is.
33:12But some trouble brewing again with the home living situation.
33:17You got, what, Jackie that was moving out.
33:20Or Jackie, you know, best of luck to her.
33:22I think it was Jackie.
33:23It was not Jamie, right?
33:25Yeah, bugging anyway.
33:26We're bugging.
33:27But, best of luck to her.
33:28But, yeah, things are going to happen.
33:30So I'm looking forward to see that conversation between Mish and Grindr there.
33:35And he was having me down when he was talking about the marriage.
33:38It was tough and shit.
33:40He lost the gear and shit.
33:41He was more worried about the gear than the fucking marriage and shit.
33:44But, yeah, just looking at them sell shit.
33:47The tit, what did he say?
33:49The tit milk shit.
33:50Whatever that shit was called.
33:51Probably best not to call it that, but that shit had me dying there.
33:54And, yo, him trying to sell that shit for 80 pounds, that is a lot.
33:58I was like 80 cents or some shit like that.
34:01You know, because even Beats was like 80 pounds?
34:06Yeah, sure, you want to be selling that shit.
34:08So sometimes he has a dose of reality there.
34:11And Grindr, you know, he's got his head in the clouds.
34:13He's up there.
34:14You know, we do appreciate his confidence.
34:17He should always be very confident.
34:19But at some point, sometimes you might be a little delusional.
34:22And that's what we're all for.
34:23This was just a great, another great episode.
34:25I could not believe my eyes to see, just to see continuation number one.
34:31But just happy for my boy Shabazz, man.
34:33One of the best characters that we've seen there.
34:35Again, feeling like only fools and horses fit there, which is another banger show.
34:40We have reacted to that in the past.
34:42If you are new to the channel, feel free to check it out.
34:45But, yeah, just another great show.
34:46Looking forward to seeing more.
34:48A lot of great things are happening.
34:50A lot of trouble is brewing.
34:51And, yeah, we're all here for it.
34:53We definitely are rooting for Grindr and crew.
34:56And, yeah, this has been an absolute treasure of a show.
35:00A gem of a show.
35:01And I'm just glad to be watching this show.
35:03Who knows?
35:04We're rhyming a little bit there.
35:05But, yeah, just having fun watching it.
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