Lupin the 3rd Part 2 - EP 22
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00:00You
00:30I
01:00You
01:30You
02:00Oh
02:04Inspector's in a gutter from Interpol. I appreciate you seeing me on such short notice to the point
02:09We understand that Lupin has been spotted living in a suburb nearby
02:13Mm-hmm, then it's true. All right. I'll put a tactical team together. I'm afraid not
02:19Huh, you see Lupin's the grandson of our scene Lupin the most debonair and fairly delightful scoundrel
02:26This country has ever produced. Oh, yeah. So what's your point as such?
02:30Lupin himself is also a national idol. Oh, it would be like coming to Japan and well arresting Godzilla
02:38Huh?
02:39In fact, these very sentiments were just expressed to me by the president himself. He really said that
02:46Mm-hmm. Well, the point is that Lupin to us is the Jerry Lewis of crime and I'm talking about the Jerry of boing-boing in
02:53Cinderfella, you know a lady
02:56That's a bunch of crap. Yes. We'll give my regards to speed racer. I bid you a day penis. Oh
03:04Wow, mr. Cut a cold or something
03:12Jerry Lewis what you saying? I should have gone with a post-modernist philosopher like Jacques Derrida. Sure
03:19Why not annoying and supercilious what could be more French than that?
03:26What in the world is wrong with these guys, I mean, he's a criminal for God's sake and what the hell's the deal with Jerry
03:32Lewis
03:33I don't care what the president said this whole country's obviously nuts a danger to themselves and everyone else in the world
03:41I'm gonna just arrest him with my own
03:46Just
03:56Damino
04:05There's Fujiko, but that's not
04:09Of course it's Lupin hey Lupin freeze
04:19Hey, come on
04:27Darn it
04:36Can anyone drive around here
04:41Hey out of the car
04:44Frog legs who thought of that
04:56I'm a very grumpy guy
05:14I don't get it. I mean, what does Fujiko need with a wealthy handsome playboy?
05:19Anyway, are you here to play or bull deleted? Huh? Oh
05:24Oh, yeah, 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
05:31Wait, hmm. Okay. I'll just do this
05:37Wait a second. All right, you don't mind if I take a mulligan here, do you?
05:46That's it I've had it with you
05:53Oh
06:13Yeah
06:16Well delete you hey man, we know you've been missing Fujiko lately, but you know something
06:21I think you might want to start looking into some less expensive ways of working it out
06:26Hello. Hey, it's me Fujiko, huh?
06:30Yep
06:32Yeah, hang on. I'll get him
06:35I'll be right back. Hey go Yaman. Yes. What well, it's Fujiko. She wants to talk to Lupin
06:44Uh-oh. I know I'm afraid just hearing her voice is gonna be enough to make him jump out the window or something
06:51You know
07:21Miserable from poor pops, how's that?
07:51I
08:06Tried to stay away from you, but I just can't
08:10I've rented a villa down here in Leggio 35 minutes long straight. Oh lover. I need you so badly. Are you coming?
08:18practically
08:21I
08:28Life's so short, you know and true love is so rare
08:31I've been thinking about us a lot lately and I think I really think I'm ready Lupin you mean it I do
08:39Well, I do too. And now that we've exchanged I do's what do you say? We skip right to the honeymoon?
08:45I
08:54Couldn't think of a more appropriate word
09:15I
09:35That's the guy
09:45Sicilians don't throw rice I guess
09:58What are you waiting for
10:08Huh, no way man, I hope these guys aren't working the wedding
10:14I
10:20Thanks guys, but I think I'll park it myself
10:31What the huh
10:35Fujito
10:37I
10:39There you are
10:41Hmm. Look at you
10:43And how do I look? Oh like you just stepped right out of my dreams like a
10:49Like a vision of loveliness. Oh, baby
10:52Oh
11:11Who the hell are you
11:22You
11:30What's going on here, where's Fujiko
11:37Okay
11:42There you go
11:44Yeah, nice toy, huh time for introductions fun times over
11:49My name's Bujiko meanie Bujiko meanie
11:54Mm-hmm. Right. I'm Fujiko's auntie. No way. You got a problem with that
11:59Oh, it's just that she's so and you're so
12:05There are guys who improve for finishing that sentence you pipsqueak I got no idea where youse was going with that
12:12Hmm
12:15It's not like I got issues not at all
12:17In fact, you're gazing upon the reigning miss Leggio and anyone who tells you I fixed that thing
12:23Ah, you can forget about it. I whacked all of them guys
12:27Where is your me the last I heard she was in Paris, huh?
12:32Then explain to me what the hell I'm doing here. You're here to do me a little favor
12:35I mean, I could really help influence things if you know what I mean, okay
12:40But if you wanted my help, why the hell didn't you just ask for it, I mean using Fujiko as bait that's low
12:46I've got half of mine to leave you ain't going anywhere's
12:49Hmm. Look, I'll leave if I oh
12:53Okay
12:54No, that's better. Now. Here's a map whether you believe it or not. I think it's in some kind of code that looks like
13:00I
13:08Don't understand what you're saying to me Lupin and that really tooks me off the curse of King Tut
13:12I already did that one, but you know, it's also kind of cute
13:18Relax it's not Egyptian. Anyway, it's German. It's Rommel's Goldie Barry somewhere deep in the Sahara
13:31Can't make me
13:41Well, now, what do you say I'm still leaving and you're still
13:50These guys are pretty darn serious Lupin you might want to reconsider
13:54Just take a look at that map. Does that ring any bells for you? Cheegan? Give me a hint. You're birds
14:00and fish and snakes
14:0260
14:25Years ago Irwin Rommel became the youngest field marshal in Hitler's army
14:29He earned the appointment as well as his nickname the Desert Fox due to his brilliant
14:34Successes by driving back the British forces into Egypt
14:37He eventually commanded the combined German and Italian forces in the desert campaign
14:42But he never did manage to capture the key city of Alexandria. That's him right there
14:47Whoa, I'll say he's a fox. It's enough to make you
14:53Huh
14:55They say that he himself was later driven back into Tunisia
14:59Rommel buried a fortune in gold bars somewhere in the desert and that the only record of its location was a set of directions that
15:06Was written in hieroglyphics, huh?
15:09And this is it, huh, hmm what the hell I mean
15:14Call me
15:20Hey lupa get a freaking room or something
15:25Oops. Hmm must suck the humor out of him
15:45Hey there lover burn in the midnight oil mind if I hang out
15:51Oh
16:10Keep it together Lupin these guys want something by tomorrow or it's bye-bye love
16:21Oh
16:27Come on come on
16:36What the hell could it be
16:38Lover, it's time. Hold on. They can't wait any longer
16:42Fine, cuz I've had it with this whole Falcon. Huh? Wait a minute. Ha
16:48Seahawk, uh-huh
16:51Yep
17:12They're all just carnivores in the end Lupin even Fujiko, I just hate to see y'all chewed up and spit out, you know
17:18Mm-hmm. So you got a Sphinx and a hawk, but it turns out that the Hawks not really a hawk
17:23That's right. Cuz this hawk is a hawk of the sea great
17:28And of course a hawk of the sea means what exactly the Seahawk on Rommel's mind happened to be a Canadian flying ace
17:36Nicknamed the Falcon of Malta a guy named Buzz Buerling gave the Nazis fits
17:49Anyway, once I figured out that the Seahawk probably referred to the Falcon of Malta
17:54I realized that the coordinates had to be triangulated from a point right here off the Maltese coast
18:06Aha very clever
18:08It's east like this. It's backwards when the head points west. There's another part
18:16pointing east
18:19Hmm
18:23Well, thanks for all your hard work boys
18:26Huh? What the hell? What are you trying to pull here? It's me staring your lives now. Take a dive carnivores
18:34I told you you'll kiss your mother with that mouth
18:37I'm still a lady, you know and language like that. Well, you won't get much
18:43Guys
18:45No, come on. We should just pack it up. Forget it. How come because she's an ugly bitch there. I said it ugly
18:55How ugly is she glad you asked been working on a top-ten list you trying to get us killed here
19:04Yeah, well I got me a list too but you guys ain't gonna be around after number three you got it what go ahead
19:13Oh
19:43So
19:46The Falcon of Malta be devils the Sphinx which pointed with its tail to where else the garden of the devil
19:53the garden of the devil
19:58That's what the soldiers call the battlefield of El Alamein where the British dug in
20:13Oh
20:36Problem
20:44Something
20:52No, mommy
20:55Well, I guess it was all worth it speak for yourself I'm gonna be gargling for years
21:13Hmm
21:24Judging by the footsteps, it's either the abominable snowman or
21:28anti-dearest
21:30Haha, I'm gonna miss you after I whack you
21:33Thanks
21:35So there it is
21:37Ah
21:42Well, once again, thanks for all the hard work, okay, it's here let's move
21:54They really shouldn't hold that
22:07I did mention that big hidden trench. Didn't I left over from rumble probably full of scorpions Oh
22:14Scorpions
22:16Alrighty, Bujiko. Let's talk shares. Shall we? I'm thinking for equal parts. Eh, oh
22:22really, but
22:24Sure, why not? Yeah works for me fairs fair
22:38Hmm you didn't think we were gonna cut you out. Did you Oh
22:49Wipe that smirk off your face. I'm freezing to death. Sorry. Where are my manners?
23:07You
23:22Yikes can it be going on teaming up with rat boy the third to avenge some ancient slight to his family honor that no one
23:27Else in his right mind would give a rat's ass about yep
23:30Sounds about right only one crummy scene with Fujiko though
23:33So when the producers asked for suggestions for a title, I said rats to you. Catch you later
24:03You
24:33You