Shaun Morash Goes 0-For On the Jokes
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00:00I think of Senator John Kerry, but continue on anything else
00:03Yeah, that's part of the reason why they don't allow audiences in a lot of these debates anymore
00:08Yeah, I'm glad they don't I don't I don't need to hear people cheering or cackling or growing like shut up
00:14Kiki I don't envy you man. Why?
00:17It's only week one and we had yesterday right Evan tried to play his Giants AI song
00:24And Sean and his Sean and his jazz Chisholm chin
00:29Snapped Adam saying his wounds need to heal and now that Sean's giant gas is heel
00:36He's yelling. He's getting yelled at by Evan because I've been yelling at Sean today
00:43About bringing up the injury history with Aaron Rodgers. How does that relate?
00:49That's a good point
00:54We got a long way to the football season brings up
00:57One of these teams know both of these teams need to win in week two
01:00Yes, just for the sanity of this show who needs to win more the Giants. No. Yes. No
01:06Cuz you haven't even played a home game yet. Yes
01:08Yeah, I guess you could rationalize you could rationalize as much as we'd panic after losing the Tennessee
01:12You know what you got, Minnesota?
01:15Yeah, but Denver and of course, New England and if you win those three, yeah
01:19No, I think you're right. Your answer is probably right. But boy, that's not gonna stop the panicking
01:23No, but I feel it's gonna be four crazy days speaking of John Kerry
01:29Literally just on the TV. Oh, yeah, cuz now we're watching news and they're showing past debates
01:33That's exactly what you were talking dude. I'm not even kidding. You I was on YouTube the other night watching old debates
01:39Strategically, I just love it. I'm a political geek. You love old debates. You don't have any purpose
01:45No, they have a lot
01:46They have a lot of purpose which is you get to see what we were talking about 30 years ago
01:49Like when Reagan and Mondale were going at it
01:52About we're talking about a lot of the same things we're talking about now tick-tock. No
01:57Immigration the economy. I'm a loser Russia except they were the Soviets back that like dude there
02:02I can in fact that's gonna happen tonight. So I'm gonna watch the baseball and of course
02:06I'm gonna watch the presidential debate and then when I'm done
02:09Well, most of you people are gonna watch your favorite cable news channel to tell you who won spoiler alert
02:14I can tell you what cable news channels gonna tell you one. Okay, I'm gonna go on YouTube
02:20And watch touching it is kind of fun like Reagan Carter from 80
02:27Why
02:28Cuz it's awesome
02:30Bush against Dukakis like all these debates Dukakis was a real candidate Sean thinks it's a made-up name. No, that's not true
02:37I know David Dukakis. Do you I do by the way, are you and Hoffman doing an emergency William Taft tonight?
02:42What was that? Are you and Hoffman gonna record an emergency William Taft tonight?
02:49Oh
02:52What was Dukakis his name again
02:54David, you know
02:56Donald Donald no
02:57It was another D. No. No, really? No Edgar Michael Michael Michael Dukakis. Who is David Dukakis?
03:04It's like an actor that was on like NYPD. Oh, that's David Dukovina. Oh, no, that's sex files
03:10What was the actor on NYPD blue more importantly Evan? Can you try something for the audience right now?
03:15Can you try saying coca-cola without your lips touching coca-cola coca-cola coca-cola coca-cola
03:22Could move on now, you know that joke. No, I don't know the joke your lips never touch when you say coca-cola
03:28So what's the joke supposed to go?
03:37I was waiting to catch Evan sleeping, but he didn't blink. Yeah. All right. Thanks for that