Relic Hunter S01e10 The Myth Of The Maze
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02:19Oh
02:49Hi, Nigey. I'm back.
03:13Uh, pardon me?
03:15I'm filling in for Claudia while she's away.
03:17I'll be here for another week.
03:20Uh, another week?
03:22I'm Lynette. Remember me?
03:24Oh, yes. Of course. I remember you.
03:28Um, I'm very pleased to see you again.
03:31Ooh. That accent.
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:36Yeah. Okay, well, I can get everything you need tomorrow.
03:40Slides. Yeah. Projector. Got it.
03:43And the hotel's expecting you.
03:46And Nigel. Oh, okay.
03:48Don't worry. I've got everything written down.
03:50And before you ask, I've already set up lunch with Ajax.
03:53Ajax? Oh. Alice. Whatever. Sorry.
03:57Oh, Claudia, could you also get me the latest brochure from the Athens Museum?
04:00I want to see how they're laying out their exhibits. You know, especially the pottery antiquities.
04:04Good. Gotta go. Tons to do. See you tomorrow. Ciao.
04:08Bye.
04:16I'd probably do anything a man with an English accent told me to do.
04:20Yeah? I couldn't help myself.
04:23No? No.
04:26Um, so, I, uh, well, I should probably go see... Wait.
04:29What?
04:32This just came from Professor Fox.
04:47If they find evidence of the temple any further to the east,
04:50I'd recommend extending the dig perimeter.
04:53All right.
04:55Well, call me if you need anything else researched.
04:57Bye.
04:59Nigel?
05:01Hello. What's the matter?
05:04Matter? Nothing. Nothing at all.
05:06It's, uh, well, a fine day at the university.
05:08The campus is pristine. The student body is ready to work.
05:12When I said student body, I didn't mean body as in...
05:15Body. I meant body.
05:18You meant Lynette.
05:20Yes. All of her. She's...
05:23Only with us while Claudia's in Greece.
05:25Thank God.
05:27Although that does mean that we'll eventually get Claudia back.
05:31You know, it's gonna be a disaster,
05:34Claudia alone in Athens.
05:36No, she's gonna be fine.
05:38Sounds like she's completely organized.
05:43Come on.
05:56She's been begging me to go on one of these trips forever.
05:59I needed some advance work done, and she seemed like the logical choice.
06:03Sometimes a little responsibility is all someone needs to grow up.
06:08Her father's the biggest donor this university has, okay?
06:28You are the most beautiful woman in Greece.
06:31I...
06:33Don't. Words are inadequate.
06:37What's that?
06:38I don't know. Lynette said it just arrived. Came from Greece.
06:41Looks like it got mangled in customs.
06:54This stone once belonged to a god.
06:58Promise me you'll wear it forever.
07:00I...
07:02I will never take it off.
07:05My God, it's beautiful.
07:09A minotaur.
07:11Any idea who sent this photo?
07:13None. Doesn't have a return address.
07:15No, but it was sent from Athens.
07:17Claudia?
07:18Claudia can't send an inter-office memo across campus, Nigel.
07:22Well, it's cut from stone. It looks authentic, but you can never tell without the real thing.
07:26Could the, uh... Museum of Athens have sent it?
07:29No, I just got off the phone with them. No one said anything to me.
07:32And this isn't the kind of thing you forget to mention.
07:35Wait.
07:37Who are you?
07:39I'm Stavro. Bet you can call me Stavro.
07:43Do you know the myth of the minotaur?
07:45Yeah, of course. Half man, half bull.
07:48Banished to the labyrinth where he lived in an endless maze of tunnels.
07:52The maze was so complex that the gods created a golden ball of twine
07:55so that humans may find their way out.
07:57Hmm.
07:58I've never heard of it.
08:00It's a myth.
08:01It's a myth.
08:02It's a myth.
08:03It's a myth.
08:04It's a myth.
08:05It's a myth.
08:06It's a myth.
08:07It's a myth.
08:08It's a myth.
08:09This golden ball of twine so that humans may find their way out.
08:12Gods, monsters, and fortune.
08:14The Greeks certainly knew how to spin a tale.
08:16There's also another legend not quite as well known.
08:19About?
08:20A key that could unlock the door to the minotaur's maze.
08:23Really?
08:24It was supposedly cut from white marble found only on Crete.
08:28With a minotaur carved on it.
08:31Does this look like marble to you?
08:32You think this is the key?
08:35It's only a legend.
08:37Legends do have basis in fact.
08:40Then who'd be sending it to you?
08:43And why?
08:57Baby boom boom, let's have some fun
09:01Daily to daily, sweating in the sun
09:05When you're down, you're so sweet
09:09Jiggle and jiggle, you rock out to beat
09:13A little look and you'll be mine
09:15A little touch and I feel fine
09:17A little kiss would be just right
09:19Come and play with me
09:21A little walk along the beach
09:23A little holding hands at least
09:25If you want to fall in love
09:27Come and play with me
09:29Wow, you tantalize
09:33Love the way you walk that walk
09:35I'm mesmerized
09:37Honey!
09:38Oh girl, you're cute!
09:52I'm sure Claudia has a good explanation.
09:54I'm sure.
09:55Well, it's only been an hour and a half.
09:59Oh, there she is.
10:02Am I late?
10:03Claudia, look at you.
10:06When was the last time you slept?
10:08Nobody sleeps in Greece.
10:10There's too much stuff to do.
10:11Bars to go to, parties to crash, men.
10:14Claudia, I don't need to know this.
10:16I met the most handsome man in the world.
10:18Oh my God, he's so gorgeous.
10:20Tall, dark, maybe zombie.
10:23That's so Greek.
10:25Where did you find that necklace?
10:27He gave it to me yesterday.
10:28Or maybe the day before.
10:30He?
10:31The hunk.
10:32Where?
10:33Here.
10:34Can I see?
10:37Does the hunk have a last name?
10:39We didn't get that part.
10:42A man you met in a bar gave a necklace like this to you.
10:45He said I was the most beautiful woman in Greece.
10:49I see.
10:50And we didn't have sex or anything.
10:52He left you soon.
10:54Could I borrow this, just for a little while?
10:57I don't know.
10:58My friend Alex is an expert in ancient Greek art.
11:01I'd be interested to see what he says about it.
11:03Fine.
11:04Well, why don't you go back to the hotel with Nigel?
11:08I'll wait for Alex.
11:16It is what you think it is.
11:19You are the most handsome man in the world.
11:21And you're very beautiful as well.
11:23That's what Claudia called you.
11:25Why did you give her this necklace?
11:27Couldn't risk giving it to you myself.
11:29You're too visible and so am I.
11:31It would have been too dangerous.
11:32So you sent me the picture to get me intrigued.
11:35Yes.
11:36We must find the maze and the golden twine before others do.
11:39What others?
11:40Who are you?
11:42I'll be in touch.
11:43Speak to absolutely no one.
11:45And guard the stone.
11:46Wait!
11:56Ah!
12:04Don't move!
12:10Get off!
12:11Get off!
12:18Hey!
12:19Alex!
12:23Missed you at the restaurant, Alex.
12:27My faculty meeting ran long, Sid.
12:29I tried your cell phone.
12:32I was working on my tan.
12:35Some things never change.
12:37I guess not.
12:38Long story.
12:40I need your opinion on something.
12:43There's only one quarry in the world that produces this type of marble.
12:47Don't tell me it's on Crete.
12:51So?
12:54I know all the stories about the key to the maze, Sidney.
12:56And they're just that.
12:57This isn't the key.
12:59What is it?
13:01It's a trinket.
13:03It's old, certainly.
13:04Probably 2000 B.C., maybe earlier.
13:08Where'd you get it?
13:09The handsomest man in the world.
13:11Some guy named Stavi.
13:13Stavros Vardalos?
13:15You know him?
13:17Everyone in Athens knows Stavros Vardalos.
13:19His father's one of the richest men in Greece.
13:21Dimitri Vardalos, the shipping magnate?
13:24Among other things.
13:27Don't get involved with Stavros or his father.
13:30They're feuding.
13:31You invited me to Athens to lecture on ancient Greek art.
13:35I don't know anything about Greek art.
13:37I invited you to lecture on ancient Greek art.
13:40This is ancient Greek art.
13:44So I'll see you at the minister's reception in the park?
13:46Reception?
13:47The minister of culture.
13:48I told your secretary. What's her name?
13:51Claudia.
13:55Don't tell me.
13:56It's fancy?
13:58Yeah.
14:07I'm sorry.
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14:35It's fine.
14:36It's fine.
15:01Is this okay?
15:02It's fine.
15:03You look lovely.
15:04Oh, nothing showing that shouldn't be.
15:07I'm not sure.
15:08I mean, well, the dress is designed to show as much as it can, so...
15:11Well, what shouldn't be showing?
15:13I don't have a clue.
15:14For all I know, it could be on backwards.
15:16I hate this.
15:17I can't move.
15:18I can't breathe.
15:19I'm afraid to spill something on it and you'll finish spilling out of it.
15:35Roll your tongue back up.
15:36You might trip.
15:41100,000 drachmas says the guy in the ice cream suit is Dimitri Vardalos.
15:45Stavros' father?
15:48And behind him is my buddy from the beach.
15:55Sydney.
15:56It's nice to see you in something other than boots.
15:59You didn't tell me you knew Dimitri Vardalos.
16:02He funded the chair I hold at the university.
16:05Built the new library.
16:06We all know Dimitri.
16:08Let me introduce you to the minister of culture.
16:10He's very keen to meet the famous Sydney Fox.
16:12I'll get us a drink.
16:32I want to talk to you.
16:35I have nothing to say to you.
16:40Hey.
16:41Talk about a small world.
16:42Yes, very.
16:43Would you excuse me a moment?
16:46Hey.
16:48You stole something from me.
16:50Get your hands off me.
16:51I want it back, Stavros.
16:53It's not yours.
16:54I paid a fortune for that necklace.
16:56The necklace doesn't belong to you.
16:58It belongs to Greece.
16:59It belongs to me.
17:01You're no more than a petty thief.
17:04Well, father.
17:05We have more in common than I ever imagined.
17:14Throw him out.
17:15Quietly.
17:20Don't talk to him.
17:21Don't talk to any of these people.
17:23They all work for my father.
17:24I can take care of myself.
17:25You can't trust anyone.
17:27Does that include you?
17:29Let's go, Stavi.
17:32Hey.
17:33Let go of him.
17:43Go. I'll take care of it.
18:02We gotta stop meeting like this.
18:05People will start talking.
18:32Are you all right?
18:33I'm fine.
18:36Did Stavros get away?
18:37I think so.
18:38What about Alex?
18:39Well, after the fight broke out, he herded the minister away.
18:42Alex is in on it.
18:52Nothing in his desk.
18:54How does a history teacher afford some of these pieces?
18:58I don't know.
18:59How does a history teacher afford some of these pieces?
19:02Good question.
19:04He's acting like everything's fine, but I know him.
19:06He's hiding something.
19:08Alex has always been a terrible actor.
19:10Played Macbeth in grad school.
19:12Thought he was Olivier.
19:13Thought he was more like the Lurch from the Addams family.
19:19Hello.
19:29Hello.
19:31Oh.
19:58My Greek's pretty bad. How's yours?
19:59A bit rusty, but I'll give it a go.
20:01Um, it says this is the work of a man called Dedalus.
20:07Nigel.
20:08Dedalus is the architect that designed the Minotaur's maze.
20:12You think these are his...
20:13Blueprints.
20:15We can find the entrance.
20:18This will open the door.
20:20You always were a dreamer, Sidney.
20:22Far too curious for your own good.
20:24But I'm not dreaming, am I, Alex?
20:26The maze exists.
20:27Dimitri hired you to find it, didn't he?
20:29Don't get involved with this, Sidney.
20:31Why are you involved, Alex?
20:33You don't understand.
20:34No, I don't.
20:35Why don't you tell me what happened,
20:36so I can make sure the same thing doesn't happen to me?
20:39Everyone works for Dimitri.
20:41He's like a god on Olympus.
20:42He controls things on Earth.
20:44So you sold your soul.
20:47So you could buy all these things
20:48that you're supposed to be spending your life protecting.
20:51You always saw things other people couldn't,
20:54or wouldn't.
20:57Maybe that's why I invited you to Athens,
20:58to teach me.
21:00I knew you'd probably tell me something
21:01I couldn't tell myself.
21:07Why don't you put that thing away?
21:10My God, Sidney.
21:13What am I doing?
21:15I'm not doing anything.
21:17I'm not doing anything.
21:18What am I doing?
21:22Stop it!
21:24Stop it, the two of you!
21:26He had a gun.
21:27Which he was about to give to me
21:28before you barged in.
21:30Now, what are you doing here?
21:31Don't tell me you were just stopping by.
21:34I followed you to make sure you were safe.
21:36He works for my father.
21:37You live off him.
21:39My father is paying the professor to find the maze.
21:42If he finds the maze, he'll loot it.
21:45I stole the key and brought it to you
21:46because I couldn't stand the idea
21:48of someone destroying something so precious
21:50for money.
21:52So that's what this was all about.
21:54Why didn't you tell me this before?
21:56We didn't exactly get a chance
21:57to discuss it until now.
21:59I felt the same way
22:00about what Dimitri was doing.
22:02That's why I haven't told him
22:03about the Daedalus plans.
22:05He doesn't know you have these?
22:06No.
22:08A colleague of mine got it from a farmer
22:09who found it buried in a cave.
22:11My father would kill you
22:12if he knew you had those
22:13and hadn't told him.
22:14Well, we aren't going to tell him,
22:16are we?
22:18What kind of man do you think I am?
22:20I have no idea.
22:22What kind of man are you?
22:24Let's get to work.
22:26All of us.
22:36This must be the Minotaur's lair.
22:38I still can't get over
22:39how many tunnels there are.
22:41Makes the Paris subway system
22:42look like a walk in the park,
22:43doesn't it?
22:45Someone could get lost on that forever.
22:47Many did.
22:50This is King Minos of Crete.
22:52He banished the Minotaur to the maze.
22:54The maze could be anywhere.
22:56Myth says King Minos
22:58built the maze on Crete.
23:00True.
23:01But Daedalus never left Athens.
23:03As a boy,
23:04he had nightmares about drowning,
23:06so a boat trip to Crete
23:07would have been out of the question.
23:08Well, that narrows down the field,
23:10sort of.
23:12Can anyone translate this?
23:17As in the light above,
23:19so in the darkness below.
23:22The darkness below.
23:24He must be talking about the maze.
23:26Lovely, but why won't he tell us
23:27where he built it?
23:29I've seen these words before.
23:31You have?
23:33That's ancient Greek.
23:35That hasn't been used in over 3,000 years.
23:36Where did you see the words?
23:39I can't remember.
23:42Sorry.
23:50Damn, it's right there, Sydney,
23:52on the edge of my brain.
23:54Well, maybe if you don't push so much
23:56it'll come to you.
23:58Maybe Alex will come up with something.
24:00Are we going back to the hotel?
24:02Yeah.
24:04Oh, there's a cab.
24:07Wait here.
24:09Claudia!
24:11Must have been a wild night.
24:13There you are.
24:15I've been looking all over Athens for you.
24:17I saw them first.
24:19Basic rules of dating.
24:21We're not dating, Claudia.
24:23We're working.
24:25In that dress?
24:27At 6 o'clock in the morning?
24:29The park.
24:31That's where I saw those words.
24:33The park, where we were yesterday.
24:36You need to make one stop along the way
24:38at a place that sells fishing gear.
24:53I grew up not far from here.
24:55When I was a boy, my nannies brought me here
24:57nearly every day.
24:59I pretended this was Mount Olympus
25:01and I was a god.
25:03Look.
25:06It's just as I remember it.
25:09What was this place, Stavros?
25:12It was a temple dedicated to Prometheus.
25:15Then why is King Minos' head
25:17sitting on top of the mountain?
25:19I don't know.
25:21I don't know either.
25:23I don't know either.
25:25I don't know either.
25:27I don't know either.
25:29I don't know either.
25:30Why is King Minos' head
25:32sitting on top of that arch?
25:34King who?
25:36Minos.
25:38He was the king of Crete.
25:40His wife Pasiphae was cursed by Poseidon
25:42and fell in love with a bull.
25:44Isn't that against the law?
25:51Sydney, what are you doing?
25:53I'm going up to take a look around.
26:00Okay.
26:09Oh, God.
26:11Show off.
26:31The necklace fits.
26:33Lovely, but now what?
27:01Hey.
27:03Sydney, there's a door down here.
27:25My God, Sydney, you've done it.
27:27Unbelievable.
27:29It is totally cold down here.
27:31I'm dark.
27:38Do you have a light?
27:47So,
27:49where do you think this tunnel leads?
27:51Only one way to find out.
27:53A dead list book got us in here.
27:55Hopefully our fishing line will get us out.
27:58Hopefully?
28:00Oh, what exactly do you think she meant by hopefully?
28:10Here you go, Nigel.
28:14Ready, I suppose.
28:28Let's go.
28:46Who drew these things?
28:48The Minotaur.
28:50And the Minotaur would be?
28:52A creature that was half man and half bull.
28:54Half bull?
28:59Let's go.
29:13Looks like the site of a massacre.
29:15Or a dinner party.
29:17I don't understand.
29:19The Minotaur ate people.
29:21They got lost in the maze.
29:25What is it?
29:27These aren't human bones.
29:29What are they?
29:31A primate of some kind, but definitely not human.
29:34Are you saying the Minotaur ate monkeys?
29:36No, I'm saying it feels like it's staged.
29:39Like these things were planted here.
29:41To scare people.
29:43The world's first haunted house.
29:50Oh, my God.
29:54Well, that's human.
29:57It's disgusting.
30:17Sydney, look. It's a door.
30:19How do we open it?
30:21There's got to be a lever or something.
30:26Let's go.
30:43Two in a row.
30:45That's what I love about the Greeks. They're so consistent.
30:56Oh, my God.
31:14Some kind of communal gathering place.
31:17It was more than one Minotaur.
31:27Look at the walls.
31:40What is this?
31:49They weren't Minotaur at all.
31:52War monsters.
31:53They were just physically deformed in some way.
31:57They must have established a society where they lived amongst each other,
32:01without fear of judgment from the outside world.
32:04The ancient Greeks did worship physical beauty.
32:07So they were outcasts.
32:09Because of the way they looked?
32:11That is so mean.
32:13God.
32:15Sydney, look at this.
32:18It's a broken pot on a pedestal.
32:20Broken pot on a pedestal.
32:42The golden twine.
32:44It exists as well.
32:46Your father is going to be quite pleased, Davros.
32:48You've led us right to the twine.
32:50He's not going to get any of this.
32:52Your father gets anything he wants.
32:54You should know that.
32:56What are you going to do? Shoot me?
32:58Of course not, Stavi.
33:00We're family.
33:02But the others...
33:05What is he doing?
33:12Nothing.
33:14Yet.
33:15Get the twine.
33:45No!
34:13Get out of here!
34:16Come on.
34:27Come on, come on.
34:46We should keep him for a while.
34:49Let's go.
34:52Down this side of the fishing line.
35:01I'd love to see you die.
35:04Now what?
35:05Now what?
35:15Maybe we won't be alone.
35:36What?
35:51Do you hear that?
35:53What is that?
35:54Hooves.
35:55It sounds like hooves.
35:56Hush.
36:06That's the end of our fishing line.
36:09Those guys back there must have been rewinding it.
36:14We're, like, lost, aren't we?
36:17No, we just can't figure our way out.
36:19But we'll figure it out, right?
36:21I mean, that's what you do, isn't it?
36:22You find your way into places like this, and then you get out.
36:26We've got about a half hour's light left.
36:29Let's get moving while we can still see where we're going.
36:31What happens once the torches go out?
36:36So, which way?
36:38Who knows?
36:39No one knows. That's who.
36:42Someone said people who get lost down here get eaten.
36:45Who said that?
36:46That's part of the myth, Claudia.
36:47It didn't really happen.
36:48How do you know?
36:50The myth also said that the twine would help people find their way out of the maze.
36:54If it was tied to something at the entrance, like our fishing line,
36:56the twine by itself is useless.
36:59I don't think so.
37:00I don't think so.
37:02I don't think so.
37:03If it's tied to a fishing line, the twine by itself is useless.
37:06I wonder.
37:17Sydney, you don't actually think that it's going to...
37:19Move?
37:20Yeah, right, duh.
37:28It's moving!
37:29It's not moving, it's rolling.
37:30We must be on a slight incline.
37:31Who cares whether it's moving or rolling? It's going somewhere.
38:01Do you feel that?
38:02It's a breeze. Fresh air.
38:05There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
38:07You are amazing.
38:15Finding the maze might have been the easiest part.
38:17Now we've got to protect it.
38:19Not to worry, Professor Fox.
38:22I will make sure the maze gets the best care that money can buy.
38:27Is that all you care about, Father? Making more money?
38:31This has nothing to do with money. I have more money than I will ever need.
38:36Then what's it about?
38:37It's about power.
38:39Of course you would understand, Professor.
38:43It's about being the best.
38:46The world will soon know that Dmitri Valdaros found the maze of the Minotaur.
38:52Will you tell the world about the golden twine also?
38:56To the victor go the spoils, Davros.
39:01When I was a boy, I looked up to you. I wanted to be just like you.
39:24Finally.
39:32Huh?
39:38What kind of trick is this? What happened to the twine?
39:42It's gone.
39:43What are you talking about?
39:44The gods created the twine to guide those of good heart and true spirit.
39:48Like the people that lived in the maze.
39:51But for people like you, it's useless.
39:54You'll always be lost.
39:57This is your fault!
39:58This is about no one but you, father.
40:01And what you've become.
40:04I used to hate you, but now I just feel sorry for you.
40:19You won't be a problem.
40:21It's over.
40:23This is over.
40:25But that thing between you and your father...
40:26Yes, I know, Sydney. That's just beginning.
40:30It's a start.
40:32It's a shame we lost the golden twine.
40:35It was a magnificent find.
40:38I guess we should go.
40:40You're right, Nigel. It was a great find.
40:43But maybe some things just aren't meant to be in a museum.
40:57I haven't heard a word from Stabby.
40:59I mean, he said he'd call.
41:01Then I'm sure he will.
41:03He was going to take me to this island with its amazing caves.
41:06I mean, people live there for weeks with no clothes, no phones, nothing.
41:10My God. Why would anyone want to do that?
41:13A week?
41:15I don't know.
41:17I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:21I don't know.
41:23I don't know.
41:24Why would anyone want to do that?
41:26A week? Without clothes? With Stabby?
41:29Total no-brainer, Nigel.
41:31Speak of the devil.
41:35He's here.
41:37With another...
41:39Oh, God.
41:41Claudia, guys like Stavros are like crashed diets.
41:45They're so full of hope and promise, but in the end they never work.
41:49What would you know about diets?
41:51I was just using it as an example.
41:54You don't understand, Sidney.
41:56I like Doug Stavros.
41:59I mean, this wasn't some bimbo infatuation on a totally gorgeous hunch.
42:03Of course not.
42:05He meant something to me.
42:07Something important.
42:09You didn't really know him, Claudia.
42:11I knew Stavros.
42:13In my heart.
42:15We were like soulmates.
42:17The real question is whether you even need a man like Stavros in your life.
42:22You're kidding, right?
42:24No.
42:26Stavros was a god.
42:28I will never find someone like him again.
42:30Gods make lousy boyfriends.
42:33Oh, my God.
42:39Well, my tan's starting to fade.
42:41Time to hit the beach again.
42:43Ciao.
42:52Hi.
42:54Another crash diet?
42:56Let's hope she doesn't starve.
42:59A Greek tragedy, please.
43:02Seems appropriate somehow.
43:04I'll take that too.
43:24I'll take that too.
43:54I'll take that too.
44:24I'll take that too.
44:26I'll take that too.