GLAM SLAM S01E01 (2024)
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00:00Welcome to Glam Slam.
00:07This week's episode is a Brooklyn battle sweeter than Sugar Land.
00:11Our first contestant's ready to move that body and work up a sweat that she will not regret.
00:17Please welcome Thorgy Thor!
00:22Well I'm Thorgy Thor.
00:24Thorgy Thor!
00:25I'm from Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
00:27And I was on Drag Race Season 8 and All Stars 3.
00:32I actually am a trained violinist, violist, cellist.
00:35So I used to start sewing colors and ascots and like change bow ties.
00:40I've always been interested in fashion.
00:42Betsy Johnson's attitude, doing cartwheels on the runway, I was always like, that's me.
00:47Like without a doubt, I'm like, that's me.
00:50I see you got the memo.
00:53When you're fashionable you can't hide it.
00:56Are you ready to meet your competition though?
00:58I don't know.
01:01I mean I guess we have to.
01:03Staring Thorgy down from the other side of the sewing machine,
01:06this contestant comes skating in from Season 6 and All Stars 3.
01:10Get ready to start lapping up because she does a body good girl.
01:15Please welcome Milk!
01:21I'm Milk.
01:22I live in Brooklyn, New York.
01:24And I was on Season 6 and All Stars 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
01:29Growing up as a figure skater,
01:31the fashions that I was closest to were skating costumes,
01:35which were always very glitzy.
01:37But you had to be able to move around in them.
01:40And that sort of transitioned into my drag.
01:45Welcome.
01:46Milk, how does it feel to see your All Stars 3 sister across the way from you?
01:50My relationship with Thorgy during All Stars 3 was friendship.
01:55She's stiff competition. She's a crafty queen.
01:58She's Brooklyn icon legend, Thorgy Thor.
02:03And say that about me.
02:05No.
02:10I think I can beat Milk.
02:12Hands down.
02:13Whoever is most on their A game I think is going to win and that's me.
02:17Well you know Rob, after a wild weekend night,
02:20the most sacred Sunday morning tradition in New York City
02:24has to be the pilgrimage we all must take to the local bodega.
02:28Amen.
02:29Whether you need a bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup
02:33or a $10 bottle of wine,
02:35no other neighborhood institution carries the community on its back
02:39like a good old corner store convenience situation.
02:42I must confess, Monet, there's no other servicing quite like it.
02:46Oops. I love to get serviced.
02:48A bodega is where it's at. Yes you do.
02:50That's why this episode our contestants must design and bring to life
02:53a cocktail attire look that captures all that is bodega trash walk of shame.
03:00Ew.
03:02That is the vibe.
03:03You may use any of the materials and tools in your work area,
03:08but don't get too carried away because you'll only have three hours to complete your look.
03:13When the clock strikes zero, your looks will be modeled by identical twins
03:17or the other contestants in the competition to vote for their favorite look,
03:21not knowing who made what.
03:23The clock's about to start ticking, y'all.
03:25So without any further ado,
03:27we recommend that you
03:29get to work!
03:34Okay, so we're doing bodega.
03:36Bodega trash.
03:39I did look at the table and my mind went to the most busy pattern,
03:42which was the faux fur.
03:44And if you watch the tapes, I watched Milk.
03:46I'm like, I'm just going to use this.
03:48And I whipped it out of her hair.
03:50If you need something, let me know. Sharing is caring.
03:52I love it.
03:53Wow, they're being so sweet.
03:56Look at these civilized queens.
03:57Right?
03:58I knew I was going to get that.
03:59I would have tackled her.
04:02Guys, that's the sketch.
04:03Sketch time!
04:05My initial design is sexy.
04:08It shows off the body, shows off the curve, the back especially.
04:12I think the back is one of the sexiest things on any human being.
04:16The cocktail attire I am going for is cocktails at a gala.
04:22She's a philanthropist.
04:23Milk, it looked like you grabbed materials very quickly.
04:26Do you have the idea of what you're doing?
04:28Well, when I think of cocktail, I think of like little black dress.
04:32But maybe this one won't be so little.
04:35Oh.
04:38What is this?
04:40That's kind of fun.
04:42I get all of my inspiration from thrift store shopping,
04:46classical music, and weird oil paintings.
04:50That just sounded like an insane person answer.
04:53Thorgy has done four laps around the material bucket.
04:57Thorgy is still picking through the same materials.
04:59She's picked up that material at least three times.
05:02So I'm like circling the table.
05:03Sometimes you need to revisit that corner.
05:06You didn't touch the fabric before.
05:07You didn't stretch it.
05:08Oh, now I see something different.
05:10And then I hear the hosts being like, oh, here comes Thorgy again.
05:13Don't read me.
05:14Thorgy, you're not thrifting, girl.
05:16This is my process, Monet.
05:17Don't look at me.
05:18Don't talk to me.
05:20Oh, I wanted something more stretchy.
05:22Okay.
05:23Okay, here we go.
05:25Let's see.
05:27That was round one.
05:28Oh, that was round one.
05:30I hope this works.
05:41Can I do a milk?
05:42Baby, I'm using one of these things.
05:45Milk, what is that?
05:46It's called a French press.
05:47No, that's a coffee machine.
05:49French curve.
05:50Okay, I need that.
05:51So that looks like a little pizza cutter.
05:53Very similar to.
05:56Rotary cutter.
05:57Milk is cutting fashion.
05:59Yes, she is.
06:00Cutting edge of fashion.
06:01Milk, is this going to touch the fashion?
06:04Baby, is your life ready to beach?
06:07Yes.
06:09Touch the fashion, change your life.
06:11Touch the fashion, change your life.
06:13Touch the fashion, change your life.
06:15In all seriousness, yes.
06:16Thorgy, how are you doing over here?
06:19Now you're moving on to the coat, it seems.
06:20Yes.
06:21I wanted to do like a big, like bat wing, like 80s giant shoulder pad coat.
06:27So I want it to be this big, big coat with a teeny little body underneath.
06:32So if you were competing in this right now, what would you do?
06:36I would have grabbed the pampers and I would have hot glued them to make a winter coat.
06:44Because the morning after, you've lost your clothes, you're a whore, and you're cold.
06:50And you need something warm.
06:52And diapers, they are very good at insulation.
06:55Imagine a puffer diaper coat.
06:57Fierce.
06:58Hell yeah.
06:59Fierce.
07:00Milk.
07:01Hi, Rob.
07:02What's up?
07:04I wanted to check in with you.
07:05Look at you in your olive and pink.
07:08I have never had the opportunity to meet Rob until right now.
07:13And wearing overalls.
07:18It's a choice.
07:19Well, so tell me about what you're working on.
07:21It seems like you're working at a breakneck speed.
07:23I am working on a chic little black dress.
07:28But it's not so little, as you can see.
07:30You almost stepped on the train.
07:31Oh, I didn't.
07:32You were close.
07:33But you watched it.
07:34Yeah, we're going to go for a black dress.
07:36Nothing like a little black dress.
07:38Screams New York City.
07:41Screams we can get it dirty a little bit.
07:43She was out somewhere really nice the night before.
07:46This is a fancy cocktail party.
07:48I do only have three hours.
07:49These hosts are coming in and trying to distract me.
07:52Sabotage, perhaps?
07:53Okay, well, best of luck.
08:01I'm doing this nice purple.
08:03It's stretch.
08:04It's easy.
08:05And with such a time constraint, it's like boom.
08:07So we're going to put this on her.
08:08It's low in the front.
08:10Because it's like girl from the club.
08:12You want to show your cleavage.
08:14And it's just a little tube dress.
08:16Okay.
08:17I'm going to make it very short.
08:18Oh, yes.
08:19Oh, yes.
08:20Very short.
08:21High, high heels.
08:22And then hopefully I'm going to make a coat.
08:24If time allows.
08:25But that's what I really want to do is the coat.
08:27I think you've been pacing yourself really well.
08:29I think you have more than enough time to do it.
08:31You think I'm doing good?
08:32Yes, I think you're doing great.
08:33I'm freaking out.
08:34You always have to be prepared for any situation.
08:37Now, with sewing challenges, you have to have your base skills
08:40and some idea of what you want to be doing.
08:42And bring all your skills and a positive attitude
08:45and get ready to work.
08:49Girl, when them glasses hit the forehead, girl, it's a wrap.
08:52I mean.
08:53It's a wrap.
08:54Look at the intention.
08:55Georgie's like a musician, like about to play a piece.
08:59She's so intent and she's so focused.
09:03It's hypnotic, honestly.
09:06You know what she's giving me?
09:07What?
09:08You come home and you're like,
09:09Nana, I got cast in a school play and it's tonight.
09:12Yes!
09:13And she's getting to work.
09:14Oh, my God.
09:15She's like, I'm not going to have a grandkid,
09:17not have a costume for the school play.
09:20We have our first material on a mannequin.
09:24Milk has put something on.
09:26And it is a long dress.
09:28It's a gown, girl.
09:30Wow, wow.
09:31She is strong.
09:32Milk, is that Popeye?
09:34Is that Milk?
09:35That is a steel mannequin, y'all.
09:36Milk is now showing his strength to Georgie.
09:40To threatening Georgie.
09:42Are you trying to distract me?
09:46Now that you're working on your designs,
09:48I think it's time that you meet your models.
09:51Please welcome to the arena, Jara and Madeline.
09:55Come on in.
09:56Yes, Stun.
09:58Oh, my God, Gorge.
10:01Jara and Madeline, let me introduce you to Milk and Georgie.
10:05Hi, Gorge.
10:06What's going on?
10:08Hi, Stun.
10:09Hi, Stun.
10:10How are you?
10:11I am wonderful.
10:12Thank you for joining in this adventure.
10:14How are you?
10:15I'm Georgie.
10:16It is nice to meet you.
10:18You are gorgeous.
10:20Yes.
10:21We're going to have fun.
10:24I don't often get to work with female models.
10:27Often I'm dressing myself or fellow drag queens.
10:31I am excited to dress a gorgeous body,
10:35show off the curves, show off the back.
10:38How do you feel about backless?
10:41I don't know.
10:42Down to the butt?
10:43No crack, though.
10:44No crack, right.
10:45She doesn't want to show off her ass crack.
10:47Would I?
10:48Yes, I'd show off my ass crack, but she's a lady.
10:52I'm going to cut the back of this.
10:54Okay.
10:55Milk, how do you think Mrs. Madeline is looking in this lurk?
10:58I actually am loving it.
11:00I think it's hugging the gorgeous body so, so well.
11:05What do you think?
11:07I think Madeline looks stunning.
11:10Yes.
11:11Snatch.
11:12Snatcherella.
11:13Snatch.
11:14Snatcherella.
11:15This can go in like another inch.
11:16Yes.
11:17No, it needs to be shorter.
11:18The cleavage, I think the cleavage might be fine.
11:19It needs to be tighter and shorter.
11:20Absolutely not.
11:21It's giving me Professor Plum.
11:23It's very Professor Plum.
11:25There's been a murder.
11:26Easy.
11:27Okay, so how short can we go?
11:29However you want.
11:30Like here?
11:31Yes.
11:32Let's go like super short.
11:34Okay.
11:35You know what?
11:36I like this.
11:37Consent.
11:38She's saying how high can I go?
11:39Yes.
11:40Can we show panties?
11:41Yes.
11:42She asked for consent.
11:43I love that.
11:44Yeah.
11:45I'm so excited by these fashons.
11:46Hey, it's happening.
11:47It really is.
11:49Okay.
11:50I'm really giving trash bag fashion.
11:51All this black, it's shiny, it's a mix of everything.
11:55It's sort of like pinched and pulling, just like trash bags on the street.
12:00Love that.
12:01But no rats in these trash bags.
12:02Oh, no rats.
12:03We're almost halfway through the town, so I'm going to let you keep on going and stop bothering you.
12:08Okay.
12:09You could never bother me.
12:11Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
12:12I'm going to twirl out of here.
12:15Ow.
12:17Worst fabric choice?
12:20Thorgiana.
12:24I'm going to need a trip to the hospital.
12:25Good girl.
12:26I am drinking.
12:27I was going to say, I am drinking this.
12:29I am becoming this fabric.
12:32Yeah, this is a hazard, and I don't have health insurance.
12:35I'm offended by the amount of fur everywhere.
12:38Did you see what Milk was doing over there?
12:40I have.
12:41Do you have any concerns?
12:42I don't have any time.
12:43I don't know what she's doing over there.
12:44Really?
12:45What did she say?
12:46I see black, something black.
12:47She's all black, and you're all colors.
12:48You guys are very ...
12:49Juxtaposition.
12:50Different.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Okay.
12:53Yeah.
12:54I love it.
12:55Because hers, like, suck.
12:56Is it really bad?
12:57Yeah.
12:58That's what you said.
12:59I saw your little ...
13:00What did I just say?
13:01I'm just reading the room here.
13:02You're so shady.
13:03I won't tell anyone, alright?
13:13We have the dress.
13:14We have the coat.
13:15We have the shoes.
13:16Boots.
13:17Can we go over to the shoes?
13:18Exactly.
13:19Okay, so you lost your purse from a long night, and then you can't walk in these shoes anymore
13:22after the club, so we're just going to dangle them, like, off your ...
13:25Yeah, like, one of those moments.
13:27Or maybe it was really hard over the neck.
13:29Like, literally.
13:30We have to tell a story.
13:32Fashion tells a story.
13:33Who was this girl?
13:34What'd she do before?
13:35What's in her hand?
13:36How's she feeling?
13:37Thorgy.
13:38Can I ask, how's it going with Jada?
13:41It's amazing.
13:42We're collaborating at this point.
13:44Right.
13:45And becoming good friends.
13:46Love that.
13:47We were seeing some acting notes.
13:48Right.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Do you think that's going over well?
13:51Yeah.
13:52I mean, listen.
13:53This is camp.
13:54Right.
13:55This is a character.
13:56We gotta sell it.
13:57Yeah, we have to sell it.
13:59Attention, ladies.
14:00There is only one hour left in the competition.
14:03Ah!
14:04One hour, one hour.
14:05Thank you, hour.
14:13Okay, so I'm thinking, what does this girl want?
14:15Like, what is she doing in the morning?
14:17She's like, ugh, she just wants substance.
14:19She wants a bacon, egg, and cheese from that bodega.
14:22But then I didn't want her carrying it,
14:24so I thought, let's make it into a fascinator.
14:28It's a fascinator.
14:29It's bacon, egg, and cheese.
14:30Oh, my God.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Bacon, egg, and cheese on the head.
14:34That's honestly brilliant.
14:36So good, so good.
14:37It's so brilliant.
14:39I love it.
14:40It is kind of amazing.
14:41It's kind of fierce, girl.
14:42It is.
14:43Cloak and dagger.
14:44So this is giving me, like, witch in the woods?
14:48Does it mean someone like Star Wars, Jedi, priestess?
14:54Yes, definitely priestess O.
14:56And she's going to the bodega?
14:59The bodega is not an afterthought.
15:02I am giving this model sort of an elevated trash bag dress.
15:09I think it's supposed to be, like,
15:12the wind has caught this trash, and it's stuck to her,
15:17and he's trying to style it in, like, an elegant way,
15:19but still make it look like trash.
15:20Yeah.
15:21And Thorgy's is more like, you are the trash.
15:24Yeah.
15:25And he is like, you got caught up in trash.
15:27Okay, what if this is an elaborate performance,
15:30so Milk makes this entire thing,
15:31and in the last ten seconds,
15:32she just rips it off and puts it in the garbage,
15:35and that is the runway.
15:37The girl naked holding the dress in a garbage bag.
15:43I mean, it would never have been done before.
15:45It would be the first time anyone's ever done this before.
15:47It would be f***ing weird.
15:48I mean.
15:49That would be art.
15:51Quite a risk.
15:52High art.
15:54All right, 30 minutes all over the building
15:59until time is done.
16:02That countdown clock is, like, evil to me.
16:06I'm like, ugh, tick, tick.
16:08No matter what I did, I was like, time.
16:10Like, I hate being constricted and confined
16:14and being told what to do.
16:16I wanted to take many breaks.
16:18In the last half hour,
16:19I need to figure out how to make it a little more bodega.
16:22It needs a little bodega, it's true.
16:27A little too.
16:28She's ready to go out at night.
16:30Yeah.
16:31I want to see her after she's been partying.
16:34It's departing pretty far from the theme.
16:36How would I create a bag?
16:40Milk.
16:42Tell me about this foil, baby.
16:44We're just taking it to outline these sexy cutouts.
16:51We're doing it to outline the cutout.
16:54Ten-minute warning, queens.
17:01Thorgy, are you making jewelry?
17:04Yep.
17:05All right, I like that. Let's do it.
17:06Do you think you're going to fully get dressed anytime soon?
17:08What?
17:09Is your model going to get fully dressed today?
17:12Don't question my process was good.
17:15Yeah, that's good.
17:17Okay, so they're hot gluing the foil to trim this cutout,
17:23and it looks pretty sexy.
17:25Hey, we're on a time crunch.
17:27We have like five minutes left,
17:29and I'm supposed to get all of this border on.
17:32So when I pulled out that hot glue gun,
17:34she's here to play the game just as much as me,
17:37so she is standing there statuesque, gorgeous.
17:41Thorgy's adding more.
17:44Look at this. Perfect.
17:46The first thing I would want on a walk of shame,
17:48up from the night before, or the sun's coming up,
17:51the sound, everything's too much, sunglasses.
17:54And then also I need a coffee.
17:56And which hand is your coffee hand, you think?
17:59You look insane.
18:02One minute.
18:03One minute left.
18:08Here. No, we don't have time to put those on.
18:12Jewelry, you need the coffee in the morning.
18:14This is good. This is good.
18:15Do a little spin.
18:16Okay, so perfect.
18:18I think we got this going.
18:1930 seconds.
18:28Okay, 10 seconds.
18:2910, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
18:40Oh!
18:44My God!
18:46All right, so the clock is done,
18:48and it was like sewing machines down.
18:50And I looked at Maddie, and I was like,
18:52you remind me of myself so many times in the past.
18:54Oh, my God, on my walk of shame.
18:58But she looks great.
18:59She looks so good.
19:00She's smiling big.
19:01And now we just need to get into character to really sell it.
19:05I am so excited about the way this looks.
19:08She has her hood.
19:09She has movement.
19:10It's cold in New York City.
19:12You never know when the breeze is going to come,
19:14when the rain is going to come.
19:15So I give her that hood.
19:17She can wrap herself up in, in the elements.
19:20And I'm loving this tinfoil detail.
19:24I think that adds just the perfect amount of bling to the look
19:29and really shows off and accentuates this whole cutout piece on the dress.
19:35Bring on the jury of your peers.
19:38Here we go.
19:41Bodega trash walk of shame.
19:43Okay, so the first thing I'm noticing is on the left,
19:46I'm loving the headpiece.
19:47That's really, really cool and inventive.
19:49And I'm getting the story of this girl.
19:52I'm getting walk of shame.
19:53I'm getting she stopped at the bodega.
19:56The look on the right is giving, like, sort of fashion-y Grim Reaper.
20:02We are in a veil.
20:03It's giving drama.
20:04It's giving I am walking down.
20:06It's giving Game of Thrones shame.
20:07Shame.
20:08Shame.
20:09She is in the town square getting thrown at her,
20:12and it's from the bodega.
20:14I love this back cutout.
20:15It's showing a little bit of skin.
20:17I do like that there is multiple pieces.
20:20So that queen, she works quick.
20:24I would never expect someone to make this in three hours.
20:26Like, what the ****?
20:32Ladies, we've tallied the votes from your fellow competitors,
20:35and the winner will be one step closer to competing for the grand prize of $10,000.
20:41And the loser can just leave.
20:44Just go.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Thank you for your time.
20:47We've got time.
20:48This is a union set.
20:49Okay.
20:50Ladies, is y'all ready to reveal a win?
20:53Yes.
20:54Let's do it.
20:55And the winner of this week's challenge is Thorgy Thor!
21:01Yes!
21:02I won something!
21:05Yes!
21:06Finally!
21:09Oh, wait.
21:10We walk off.
21:11Ow, ow, ow.
21:12That's what I was waiting for.
21:13Sorry, Milk.
21:14You can't stay anymore.
21:15I love you now.
21:16Bye!
21:17You know what?
21:18I'm happy for what I did.
21:21Could you tell that was a lie?
21:22I'm pissed.
21:26Congratulations, Thorgy.
21:28You're one step closer to winning the grand prize of $10,000.
21:31Money, money, money.
21:33Thank you so much to Thorgy and Milk for coming in and slamming the challenge.
21:37And thank you for cheering on with us from the bleachers.
21:39And join us next week as we continue on our quest to find out which queen is the mother-tucking best.
21:46See y'all next time.