痛快！明石家電視台 2024年9月7日 ＃1551「さんまの小耳に挟ませたい！」
痛快！明石家電視台 2024年9月7日 ＃1551「さんまの小耳に挟ませたい！」
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00:00This is the end of the show for those of you who want to listen to Sanma's curious stories.
00:06This time, we have invited female comedians, led by Ringo Haikiru.
00:10Welcome!
00:13So, you're saying that Ringo and Sanma are friends?
00:16We've been doing the Women's Comedian Festival for 8 to 10 years.
00:20Oh, really?
00:21We get young girls to tell us their stories.
00:23We hold it once every 2 to 3 months in Tokyo and Osaka.
00:27Oh, so that's what you do.
00:28We have a lot of female comedians on the show.
00:31We've been doing this for 16 years in March.
00:36Today, we're going to leave a mark on Sanma's show.
00:41We're not hoping for it.
00:43We're definitely going to leave a mark on Sanma's show.
00:45We're going to make him cry.
00:48Come on, come on.
00:51We're going to make him cry.
00:53So, you're going to be the judge of the show?
00:55Seiko is going to be the judge.
01:01You should think about it.
01:04I don't know if I can think about it.
01:06Stop it!
01:09I can't think about it.
01:12We're doing the Ringo Haikiru special.
01:15This time, we have female comedians led by Ringo Haikiru.
01:20This is a big festival that has been going on for 10 years.
01:24We have 5 female comedians.
01:27They're going to tell us what they want to say to Sanma.
01:33Tanabe is going on a date with the actor.
01:40I asked him if he wanted to go to a cafe or a walk.
01:43He said, let's go for a walk.
01:46The two of them are trying to leave a mark on Sanma's show.
01:54But...
01:56Let's break up.
02:00I used to play the trumpet in the music class.
02:02I practiced too much that I broke my neck.
02:07Ringo, I'm a member of Nangida.
02:11I'm a member of Nangida.
02:13We have female comedians led by Ringo Haikiru.
02:15They're going to tell us what they want to say to Sanma.
02:18First...
02:20Haru-chan, Anri, and Tanabe-san.
02:25They've been together for 5 years.
02:28They're popular on TV and radio.
02:33Sanma has a special feeling for Tanabe-san.
02:43Sanma in Osaka is a bit different.
02:47In Tokyo, Tanabe-san is very excited.
02:50But today, he's not excited at all.
02:52He's pretending to be in a long-distance relationship.
02:55Maybe he's cold today.
02:58He didn't even call his name yesterday.
03:01When I was on Sanma's show, he called me Tanabe.
03:07I was jealous for the first time.
03:11This time, they have a big announcement.
03:14They want Sanma to know that they love Tanabe-san.
03:20Come here!
03:21He's not Sanma's Tanabe-san forever.
03:26Sanma-san, this is a big deal.
03:29We've been together for 5 years.
03:31We've been together on TV and radio.
03:35But we haven't had a chance to talk in private.
03:39Then, Tanabe-san came to us.
03:48He's an actor.
03:51We've been together for 5 years.
03:53When we started shooting in Tokyo,
03:56I was on set with Tanabe-san.
04:00We had a lot of fun.
04:03In front of the camera,
04:05Tanabe-san said,
04:06I want to exchange LINE messages.
04:09But it was in front of the camera.
04:12After the shooting,
04:14he asked me if it was okay.
04:16It was the first time for us to exchange LINE messages.
04:21We exchanged LINE messages and sent stamps.
04:25I thought it was the end.
04:27From that year,
04:29Tanabe-san started receiving LINE messages on his birthday.
04:34Every year on his birthday,
04:36he received LINE messages for 2 years.
04:39On his birthday,
04:41he invited me to go out for a meal.
04:44But Tanabe-san was a little scared.
04:46He didn't have the courage.
04:48He said he wanted to go,
04:50but he didn't set a date.
04:52But Tanabe-san refused.
04:54He didn't set a date,
04:56but he kept sending LINE messages.
05:00One day,
05:02Tanabe-san was invited to his radio show.
05:07In Borjig.
05:09Tanabe-san was invited.
05:11Tanabe-san said,
05:13let's go out for a meal.
05:15He approached me directly.
05:18Did he tell you his name?
05:21No, he didn't.
05:23He didn't tell you his name?
05:25No, he didn't.
05:27Who is he?
05:29He is Nobuyuki Suzuki.
05:31I know him!
05:33You know him, right?
05:35He is a famous actor.
05:37He is cool.
05:39He likes to laugh.
05:41If he likes to laugh,
05:43I think he will go out for a meal with me.
05:45Tanabe-san,
05:47isn't it funny?
05:49No, no, no.
05:51It's not funny.
05:53It's a joke.
05:55I don't do it in private.
05:59Tanabe-san was invited by him,
06:01so he didn't have the courage.
06:03He couldn't set a date.
06:05I see.
06:07It's scary if he goes out for a meal.
06:09It's scary if he goes out for a meal.
06:11The way he approached me was like CIA.
06:13You know that, right?
06:15You know that, right?
06:17After exchanging LINE messages,
06:19he was invited to the radio program.
06:21He was invited to the radio program for two to three years.
06:23He was invited to the radio program for two to three years.
06:25However, he deleted his LINE.
06:27After the broadcast,
06:29we went to the yakitori restaurant in Akasaka, Tokyo.
06:31We went to the yakitori restaurant in Akasaka, Tokyo.
06:33He got into the story.
06:35He finally set the date.
06:37I heard a profound episode.
06:39I heard a profound episode.
07:11But you wanted to walk with a handsome guy, didn't you?
07:14I wanted to walk next to him, so I noticed the town and ran to him.
07:19Oh, so you wanted to be in the weekly magazine.
07:22You should apologize to the road.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:26You should apologize to the road.
07:28Do you remember walking on that road?
07:30Tanabe-san was walking on the side of the road.
07:33And when a car came, he pulled me to the sidewalk.
07:37It was dangerous.
07:40Suzuki-san said,
07:42Tanabe-san, why don't we go to a cafe?
07:45We went to a cafe on the second floor of a hotel.
07:49It was a lounge cafe.
07:51He said he drank grape juice.
07:54It was 1,500 yen.
07:57It was 1,500 yen.
07:59He drank a lot of wine.
08:01Wait a minute.
08:03Why do you know so much?
08:05I was happy that Tanabe-san came.
08:08I was talking to him.
08:10I was talking to Tanabe-san.
08:12They went on a date for the first time.
08:14They went to a barbecue, a walk, and a cafe.
08:16They were excited.
08:18And a few months after the date,
08:21They ate a barbecue.
08:23It was a high-quality barbecue.
08:26It was a high-quality barbecue.
08:28We ate it.
08:29We met at 9 p.m.
08:31It was about 9 p.m.
08:33I wanted to go home.
08:35I asked him what he was doing after the date.
08:39He said he didn't open a store.
08:47He said he knew a place where he could buy darts.
08:51He said he wanted to go to a darts store.
08:53He said he had never been to a darts store.
08:55He did all the reception.
08:57While waiting for the reception,
08:59He was standing in front of the darts store.
09:06He wasn't standing in front of the darts store.
09:09When he was standing in front of the darts store,
09:11He said,
09:13It's dangerous.
09:15He enjoyed playing darts.
09:17When he went home,
09:19He said goodbye to the darts store.
09:21He was excited.
09:23He went the wrong way.
09:25If you call Suzuki-san on the street,
09:27He will be found out.
09:29He was going up the hill.
09:32He was running away.
09:35I was surprised.
09:37He couldn't read Suzuki-san's name.
09:40Tanabe-san said,
09:41I made a mistake.
09:43He ran away.
09:45It was funny.
09:46He ran up the hill.
09:48Suzuki-san laughed a little.
09:50He said, I was surprised.
09:52In my head,
09:54First love of Hikaru Utada flowed.
09:56He said such a thing.
09:58First love flowed.
09:59Isn't it a book?
10:01It's a book.
10:02This is the second time.
10:03This is the third time.
10:04He has come this far.
10:06This is amazing.
10:08Is it okay to talk about this?
10:11Suzuki-san will be in trouble.
10:13I got permission from LINE.
10:15Really?
10:17Is this real?
10:19Is this real?
10:22Tell him you like him.
10:24You don't have to tell Tanabe-san.
10:26He came from the other side.
10:28I'm used to being told.
10:31Is that so?
10:32What do you think?
10:33Should I tell him?
10:34You should tell him how you feel.
10:36I haven't told him yet.
10:38I don't like him.
10:40If you tell him, he will leave you.
10:42He will leave me.
10:43He will lose you.
10:45What?
10:48I don't know what to do.
10:53I want him to pinch my ears.
10:56Next.
10:59There is a big kiss mark on my boss's neck.
11:06The second year of the competition.
11:08The comedy duo, Harukaze.
11:12Last year, they were in the first year of their debut.
11:14They went to the finals with The W.
11:18They broke the record.
11:20They are the most popular young female entertainers in Kansai.
11:26They are the most popular young female entertainers in Kansai.
11:31Their dream is to be a cultured person.
11:37They are the most popular young female entertainers in Kansai.
11:41They are the most popular young female entertainers in Kansai.
11:47Come here.
11:48We sold it wrong.
11:51Please listen to Harukaze's explanation.
11:53I don't know your character yet.
11:56What kind of character are you?
11:59She is a mischievous girl.
12:03She is different from her appearance.
12:07That's right.
12:09She is a mischievous girl.
12:14What kind of girl is she?
12:16She is a mischievous girl.
12:18What?
12:20She said she wanted to be a cultured person.
12:25She said she wanted to be a cultured person.
12:27She said she wanted to be a cultured person.
12:32But she didn't comment at all.
12:35Can't she comment on politics?
12:39She is a regular on a news program.
12:43She was caught of her personal information.
12:45She was caught of her personal information.
12:47She was changed into a celebritiy without the need of money.
12:49She was changed into a celebritiy without the need of money.
12:53The news host was sent to me.
12:55I asked him how he was.
12:57He said he was a termite-loving person and there was no relationship.
13:02He said he was a termite-loving person and there was no relationship.
13:08Even if you were caught, it's okay.
13:12You can't be a commentator, right?
13:14That's right.
13:15I'm really bad at food reviews.
13:18I can't eat food.
13:22That's true.
13:23It's not about whether it's good or not.
13:26You're an idiot.
13:30You're an idiot.
13:31You can't help it.
13:32You can't help it.
13:33You can't help it.
13:36Even though she's trying to be a cultured person,
13:38she can't read the comments.
13:41According to her partner, Tons,
13:42she can't read the comments on the news wide program
13:46because the comments are too thin.
13:50This time, she planned a fake program
13:52to see how thin the comments are.
13:56This is the best.
13:59It smells good.
14:04It's like a couple before they break up.
14:12According to Harukaze,
14:14to see how thin the comments are,
14:17she planned a fake program
14:20to see how thin the comments are.
14:24Let's start with the scene where they enter the restaurant.
14:29The comments are too thin.
14:32It's like a couple before they break up.
14:34There's a lot of cloth.
14:36There's a lot of cloth.
14:38It's amazing.
14:40Let's start.
14:47It's been two years.
14:51This time, they're going to eat authentic Indian food.
14:54The report while they're waiting for the food
14:57is also an important element to raise expectations.
15:01What is the color of the food?
15:04It smells so good.
15:06I've been waiting for this for a long time.
15:08It's cute.
15:09This is the best.
15:12It smells so good.
15:14It's like a couple before they break up.
15:17There's a lot of conversation.
15:20Let's taste the food.
15:22How will they express the authentic Indian curry?
15:29I'll eat it first.
15:36It's really good.
15:38It's really good.
15:40It's like a couple before they break up.
15:43I want to eat it.
15:45I know.
15:48It's good.
15:50Good luck.
15:51It's the best.
15:53Their emotions are moving.
15:56They're conscious of the viewers behind the camera.
15:59After they put it in their mouth,
16:01they put their tongue out.
16:03They're embarrassed.
16:06I was just licking it because it was on my tongue.
16:10It's good.
16:11It's good.
16:12It's good.
16:15Come here.
16:17What?
16:18What?
16:20Next is the Indian style fried chicken.
16:23It's good.
16:26It's from here, right?
16:27It's from here, right?
16:28It's from here, right?
16:29It's good.
16:31I want to put red bean paste in it.
16:35It's like a fish.
16:38It's like a thick fried fish.
16:41It's good.
16:42It's good.
16:45It's tricky.
16:46What?
16:52I don't want to do it.
16:54It's the second time.
16:56Don't you want to do it from now on?
16:59I want to do it.
17:01Then you should make a new comment.
17:05I have one.
17:07What is it?
17:08I'll eat it.
17:09I'll say,
17:10It's good.
17:11It's good.
17:12It's good.
17:15That's not good.
17:17That's not good.
17:19What is it?
17:20It's conscious.
17:21Come here.
17:22It's conscious.
17:24He said it's conscious.
17:26It's conscious.
17:27It's conscious.
17:28I'll throw it away.
17:29It's conscious.
17:30It's conscious.
17:32Tonzu thinks that it's a mischievous character.
17:38But there is something that he wants to deny.
17:43He is called Nagisa Kosuko.
17:46He has a similar atmosphere.
17:49It's the worst.
17:50Why?
17:51Why?
17:52Let me hear it.
17:54Let me hear it.
17:55Let me hear it.
17:56Let me hear it.
17:57Sit down.
17:58Sit down.
18:01I'm not a bad guy.
18:04I graduated from a good school.
18:06I'm not as good as Nagisa.
18:09I'm not good either.
18:11I'm not good.
18:13I'm good.
18:14That's a little early.
18:19You shouldn't quit fashion.
18:21That's true.
18:23It's a subculture.
18:24It's not a Yankee style shirt.
18:26It's not Yankee.
18:27It's a side line.
18:28It's almost the same.
18:30It's the same.
18:31It's the same.
18:33It's the same.
18:34It's the same.
18:35It's the same.
18:36It's the same.
18:37It's totally different.
18:38It's a big difference.
18:39It's a big difference.
18:40Where did you go to college?
18:41I went to medical college.
18:44Medical college?
18:45Yes.
18:46To be honest, I didn't go to college.
18:49I went to medical college.
18:52I don't know if it's amazing or not,
18:56but I didn't go to medical college.
19:01It's important.
19:02It's important.
19:03It's important.
19:04It's important.
19:05It's important.
19:06It's important.
19:07It's a different nail print.
19:11I want you to pinch my ears.
19:13Next is...
19:14Nagisa Nasake.
19:17Nagisa Nasake, who used to be a sweet talker.
19:22They broke up in March of this year.
19:25She became a celebrity for the first time in her life.
19:30In July, she changed her name to Nagisa Nasake.
19:33Nagisa looks like she's in a trance.
19:37I'm going to leave a nail print on your show.
19:41I'll pinch your ears.
19:44This recording is enough to predict her future.
19:49Nagisa Nasake wants to tell Sanma a story.
19:55Sanma, the strength of female entertainers is the gap.
20:01I think the gap is important.
20:03I think you have the image of a scary yankee.
20:07It's been seven years since I moved to Tokyo.
20:11But I've been living in Tokyo for a year and a half.
20:15Let's change the subject.
20:21Let's talk about the gap.
20:24There's a gap between a man and a woman.
20:27When a child is having fun nearby,
20:31I have the image of a yankee.
20:36I have the image.
20:38I have the image.
20:40But in reality, I like yankees.
20:43What do you do in reality?
20:45In reality, when a child is there,
20:49I hug him.
20:52You hug a child?
20:55I hug him.
20:57You hug a child?
20:59I don't think anyone does that.
21:02I hug him.
21:04How many times do you hug a child?
21:06A cute child.
21:08I hug him.
21:10A tall child.
21:12I hug him.
21:18And I tell him to wait.
21:20And I tell him to wait.
21:22And I tell him to wait.
21:24And I tell him to wait.
21:26And when he comes down,
21:28I tell him to catch him and go.
21:32It's a drama.
21:34Leave your fingernails out!
21:36Leave your fingernails out!
21:38But really,
21:40I feel like you don't care about the elderly.
21:42Older people?
21:44Older people.
21:46Older people.
21:48Older people.
21:50Like, get up!
21:52This watch is fine!
21:54Like that.
21:56It's fine.
21:58It's fine.
22:00It's fine.
22:02Actually, it's different.
22:04There's a gap.
22:06From behind.
22:08From behind.
22:10Take it off.
22:12Take it off.
22:14What are you doing?
22:16Take it off.
22:18Older people suddenly
22:20take it off from behind.
22:22It's fine.
22:24It's fine.
22:26Don't be afraid.
22:28Don't be afraid.
22:30Lift it up.
22:32Lift it up.
22:36Wait a minute.
22:38He's stuck.
22:40He's stuck.
22:42He's stuck.
22:44He's stuck to the wire.
22:46What should we do?
22:48Shake his body.
22:50Shake his body.
22:52Shake his body.
22:54I'll hold it properly.
22:56I'll shake it.
22:58Shake his body.
23:00He came down.
23:02He came down.
23:04Goodbye.
23:08It's the other way around.
23:12We should break the wall.
23:14From behind.
23:16Come on.
23:18He's saying it's fine.
23:20He's saying it's fine.
23:22He's saying it's fine.
23:24He's saying it's fine.
23:26Don't say anything.
23:28Don't say anything.
23:30Don't say anything.
23:32I'll keep quiet.
23:36He doesn't want to get out of the way.
23:38He doesn't want to get out of the way.
23:40I'll hug him.
23:42And tell him we're leaving
23:44And tell him we're leaving
23:48Don't move so fast.
23:52Don't do it at the same time.
23:54Up, up, let's do it together
23:56He's going up
23:58Let's sit
24:00Come on, come on
24:02Let's sit
24:04Hasegawa Sentai
24:06Next is
24:08I'm going to fall in love with Momo-kun
24:12That's mean!
24:14That's mean!
24:168th year of his career
24:18Ran Ran Momo
24:20Momo is still active as P
24:22Momo is still active as P
24:24Momo is still active as P
24:26The way he looks and the way he acts
24:28are his unique style
24:30His nickname is
24:32The Black Hyou of the Naniwa
24:34But
24:36He was hurt
24:38when he was in a show
24:40with Sanma
24:42Momo wants
24:44to let Sanma hear them
24:46Come here
24:48Please recognize
24:50Please admit it.
24:52What do you mean by admitting that I'm a strong woman?
24:54I was born and raised in Osaka.
24:56Yes, yes.
24:57As a woman of Naniwa,
24:59if you could say,
25:01you are a woman of Naniwa,
25:03I would be able to say it in public.
25:05What do you mean?
25:06What do you mean?
25:07No, no, no.
25:09I don't understand that.
25:11I don't understand that.
25:13I don't understand such a difficult conversation.
25:15I'm sorry.
25:16I thought you were a woman.
25:18Then, please bring a smart woman.
25:21Everyone has a strong impression.
25:23What should I do?
25:25When I first met you,
25:28I thought you were a strong woman.
25:32Really?
25:33What did you say to me?
25:34I'm a woman of Naniwa.
25:36I'm a woman of Naniwa.
25:38I said I was a woman of Naniwa.
25:40But you called me a woman of Naniwa.
25:42A woman of Naniwa?
25:44I didn't say that.
25:46You didn't say that, did you?
25:48I was laughing at myself.
25:52I'm sorry.
25:53I'm sorry.
25:54I'm sorry.
25:55I'm sorry.
25:56I'm sorry.
25:57But I want to go to the black ticket.
26:00Please go.
26:02I'm going to the black ticket.
26:04You are too early.
26:05You are too early.
26:06Please listen to him.
26:07I want to do this.
26:09Why are you doing a prank?
26:13Where is the black ticket?
26:15I'm going to tell you now.
26:17I'm sorry.
26:19You are too early.
26:21She is a woman of Naniwa.
26:23She is a woman of Naniwa.
26:25She wants to go to the black ticket.
26:28First, let's look at her history.
26:35I was born in Kirei-Uriwari.
26:37I was born in Kirei-Uriwari.
26:39Kirei-Uriwari is not only a woman of Naniwa.
26:42I was born in the area of YABURERU.
26:46I am a woman of YABURERU.
26:48I am a woman of YABURERU.
26:50I was born in Yorokobi.
26:52I was born in YOROKOBI.
26:56She is a woman of YOROKOBI.
26:58I was a rebellious childhood student.
27:04If I wasn't good, I threw a tantrum immediately.
27:08From Monday to Friday,
27:10I'd get so angry that I'd forget who I fought with on the weekend because I'd fought too much.
27:15And then I'd say,
27:18Oh! Ha! to the kid I was fighting with on Monday, and I'd punch him back.
27:22Was this a hot topic in your hometown?
27:24No, my nickname was Doro.
27:26Doro? Why?
27:27Because I'd fought too much, I was Doro Doro the whole time.
27:30That's why my nickname was Doro.
27:31That's crazy.
27:33That's just how it is.
27:34Yes.
27:34What's Doro?
27:35What's Doro?
27:37Which one?
27:38The one on the bottom left.
27:39The one on the bottom left?
27:40Yes.
27:40That's scary.
27:42That's scary.
27:42This is the worst smile I've ever seen.
27:45What?
27:47What do you mean by worst?
27:48I didn't laugh that much.
27:50I see.
27:51This is Doro.
27:52That's why it's Doro.
27:53What's the worst episode you've ever had?
27:56I really can't think of one.
27:57No, no.
27:58Let's just cut to the worst.
27:59Can I?
27:59Yes.
28:00I'm scared.
28:00I was playing at Yamato River.
28:03There was a small river in the middle.
28:06Yes, yes, yes.
28:08I made it all into water.
28:13That's amazing.
28:14That's Doro.
28:15That's Doro.
28:16That's amazing.
28:17I dug it.
28:18You dug it?
28:19I dug it one by one.
28:20I also played skateboarding.
28:22I was skating like this.
28:24Like this.
28:25You played skateboarding?
28:26Yankee played skateboarding?
28:28That's a different group, isn't it?
28:30No, I was really skating.
28:32You were skating?
28:33Yes, I was skating.
28:34Can you ride a skateboard?
28:35Yes, I can.
28:36You have a smart back.
28:39It's like you have wings.
28:42After this, we have a more advanced episode of Kurohyo in high school.
28:47Heihachiro loves his hat.
28:51What is Kurohyo?
28:53It's really Kurohyo.
28:54Kurohyo in high school.
28:58Kurohyo in high school.
29:06What was your nickname in high school?
29:08My nickname was Hachiro.
29:10Hachiro?
29:11Heihachiro loves his hat.
29:14Come here.
29:16It's not bad at all.
29:18You're the one who ran away from the rice war.
29:21No, I'm not.
29:22Heihachiro loved his hat so much that he made a grave for his soldiers.
29:28He made a big grave for his soldiers.
29:31I thought it was a very good idea.
29:34You should reflect on yourself.
29:36Is that so?
29:37Yes, it is.
29:38Thank you for making a grave for me.
29:40I'm not a small person.
29:43A grave is made by a person.
29:46You're dead.
29:47Heihachiro loved his hat so much that he made a grave for his soldiers.
29:51You're dead.
29:54What is Kurohyo?
29:56It's dangerous.
29:57Please tell us the worst thing you did in high school.
30:00Kurohyo is getting worse and worse.
30:03My nickname was Gure.
30:05I didn't go to school.
30:08I went to an old bookstore.
30:11Are you okay?
30:13I read from page 1 to page 8.
30:18I didn't buy anything.
30:20What?
30:21I didn't sit down.
30:23I didn't sit down.
30:25I went to the bathroom once.
30:27I sat down.
30:30I went to the bathroom.
30:32I sat down.
30:39I'm a member of Apple, the South.
30:42I want you to put it in your ears.
30:48Next is...
30:4914th year of gaming history, Kani-Gani-Gani Amy.
30:54She used to work as a pin entertainer for BuzzFeed, her real name is Emi Horikawa.
31:02This July, she went to Tokyo and put her favorite crab in her game, Kani-Gani-Gani Amy.
31:10She wants to put it in her ears so she can compete in Tokyo.
31:16Please listen to my resolution for going to Tokyo.
31:22I want to make an impact by going to Tokyo.
31:26I love crabs so much that I chose Kani-Gani-Gani Amy.
31:30I used to appear on Haihiru's commercial.
31:33Every winter, when it's crab season, I introduce crabs.
31:38It's a 4-minute long commercial.
31:40I sold 1 ton of crabs in 4 minutes.
31:47I want to be a crab character.
31:49You need a crab gag, don't you?
31:52No, I don't.
31:56There are so many kinds of crabs.
31:59What do you want me to do?
32:01That's true.
32:04Daigo is doing it.
32:09Let's do something different.
32:13Coming soon.
32:15Like coming soon.
32:18Why did you do that?
32:20Why did you do that?
32:24Why did you do that?
32:27I don't know why.
32:29Why?
32:32This is...
32:34What is this?
32:36I don't know.
32:38Why?
32:40I don't know.
32:42Can I do a gag?
32:45She's a Tokyo gagger.
32:47She's a Tokyo gagger.
32:49Please use my gag.
32:52I'll do a gag.
32:54Crab, crab, everyone, use it.
32:57What?
32:59If it was Tokyo, I would have lost.
33:04I've never been cheered on at the factory committee.
33:08That's not good.
33:10The staff at the factory committee said,
33:12I'm glad you came.
33:16I'm glad you come every time.
33:19I have something else.
33:22I was a bus guide for 7 years until I became a comedian.
33:27I was a bus guide for 7 years until I became a comedian.
33:30When you park the bus, you do back-up guidance.
33:34It's a month-long guide for novices and veterans.
33:39I'm a novice bus guide.
33:41I'm sorry.
33:43The bus is coming in.
33:45It's dangerous, so please move.
33:47You're a newbie.
33:49It's dangerous.
33:50It's dangerous.
33:51It's dangerous.
33:52It's dangerous.
33:53It's dangerous.
33:54It's dangerous.
33:55Oh, go ahead.
33:57This is the 20th anniversary of the veteran bus guide.
33:59The 20th anniversary.
34:01Here we go again!
34:03Yay!
34:05Yay!
34:07Cut the steering wheel!
34:09Yes, yes, yes!
34:11Boom!
34:13This is how you stop a veteran.
34:15What about the crab gag?
34:17What about the crab gag?
34:21I want Tamma's ears to be pierced!
34:23Next up is...
34:25Pineapple Apple!
34:29Every year, in Osaka and Tokyo,
34:31there is an event for female entertainers.
34:33This year,
34:35the top female entertainer,
34:37Pineapple Apple,
34:39wants Tamma's ears to be pierced!
34:43Come on, come on!
34:45There are many young female entertainers in Osaka,
34:47so please take a look!
34:49There are more young people than here.
34:51Wow, that's amazing.
34:53At that time,
34:55the time is already set,
34:57so it's okay.
34:59No, no, it's definitely okay.
35:01I'll cut one.
35:03Which one?
35:05Which one?
35:07I'm sorry, but it's you.
35:11It fell!
35:13Where did it come from?
35:15I'll peel it off later.
35:19From now on,
35:21Tamma's ears will be pierced!
35:23The top female entertainers,
35:25Pineapple Apple,
35:27will show their talents!
35:29The top entertainer,
35:31A-Taro!
35:43The top entertainer,
35:45Pineapple Apple,
35:47wants Tamma's ears to be pierced!
35:49The top entertainer,
35:51A-Taro!
36:01Ah!
36:03There is a can-do here!
36:05Open the door and go home!
36:07What?
36:09What?
36:11Why can't I get in?
36:13Why can't I get in?
36:15Um,
36:17could it be that I'm
36:19exposed to
36:21galandu love?
36:23Let's galandu!
36:25If you think it's a can-do,
36:27it's galandu!
36:29If you think it's a can-do,
36:31it's galandu!
36:33If you think it's a can-do,
36:35it's galandu!
36:37If you think it's a can-do,
36:39it's galandu!
36:41If you think it's a can-do,
36:43it's galandu!
36:45If you think it's a can-do,
36:47it's galandu!
36:49If you think it's a can-do,
36:51it's galandu!
36:53Thank you very much!
36:55You did it!
36:57You did it!
36:59How was it?
37:01It was up to me,
37:03so I thought it was okay.
37:05It was a little shorter,
37:07so I thought it was okay.
37:09The story was over in 15 seconds.
37:11The story was over in 15 seconds.
37:13The story was over in 15 seconds.
37:15Shiichi Hoshii!
37:17A young female entertainer
37:19who will put a smile on Sanma's face!
37:21Fourth in history!
37:23The member of the ABC Comedy Grand Prix
37:25finalist shooting star!
37:27Yamashita!
37:35Yu-kun, Yu-kun.
37:37Your 3rd anniversary!
37:39I'm very happy!
37:41I'm very happy
37:43You know, this coaster thing.
37:45You know, you drink coffee and lift up the glass.
37:47And your hands, knees, and the table are all messed up.
37:50And the meaning of the coaster is completely gone.
37:52I'm so happy that I don't care about it.
37:54I'm so happy.
37:56With Yuu-kun celebrating his anniversary like this,
37:58the coaster really doesn't mean anything.
38:00Ah, it doesn't mean anything anymore.
38:02It's the same as that.
38:03You pay with cash, and your wallet and feelings are refreshed.
38:06But then you have to break the bill at the next meeting,
38:08so the money comes back.
38:09It's the same as that.
38:11It doesn't mean anything.
38:12It's the same as that.
38:14When you take out the shampoo and body soap,
38:16there's a little bit left at the end of the nozzle.
38:18It doesn't mean anything to think about
38:20if this little bit is clean or not.
38:22But I'm so happy.
38:24I'm so happy.
38:25With Yuu-kun celebrating his anniversary like this,
38:27I really want to break up.
38:30I want to break up.
38:32Ah, I work too hard.
38:34No, I don't think it's impossible.
38:37But, you know, I'm not a particularly cute or beautiful person.
38:40I want you to enjoy it a little bit.
38:42I want you to make up for it.
38:43Ah, I make up for it too much?
38:47I make up for it too much.
38:49It's not moderate.
38:50It's like, I did it too much.
38:52It's a real misunderstanding.
38:54It's moderate and too much.
38:56It's a real misunderstanding.
38:58I don't need that.
39:01I understand it very well.
39:02I'm going to be dumped.
39:03That's right.
39:04I have to clean the dishes.
39:06I have to clean the car.
39:07Eh?
39:08I don't need that.
39:09I don't need that.
39:12Why did you date for 3 years?
39:15Like this?
39:17I could bear it for 3 years.
39:18I'm scared.
39:19I'm sorry.
39:20It must have been hard for you.
39:21Right?
39:22It's OK.
39:23Let's just have a cup of coffee and say goodbye.
39:26Do you understand what I just said?
39:27Let's have a cup of coffee.
39:29I'm the younger sister of Chashiba Kou.
39:32OK, I'll shut up.
39:34She did a great job.
39:36She did a great job.
39:38I'm in the final of ABC's new comedy contest.
39:44I can talk freely.
39:46Oh, really?
39:47So you can hug me from behind.
39:51I hug him and put my hands up.
39:55You should think about what to do next.
39:57If you hug me, you'll get a cut.
40:01To be honest, I'm going to hug you very much.
40:03I'm going to hug you very much.
40:05She's the apple of the eye.
40:06She's a young female entertainer who wants to catch everyone's attention.
40:10Next is Shichimen Kiran, who has been a comedian for 5 years.
40:19Hello, I'm Shichimen Kiran.
40:21Nice to meet you.
40:24The other day, I had a barbecue with Ryosuke.
40:27Oh, you did?
40:28Yes.
40:29At that time, I didn't try to be popular.
40:32You didn't?
40:33What?
40:34You should try to be popular when you say hello to Ryosuke.
40:36Really?
40:37I didn't say I wasn't popular.
40:39Really?
40:41I can't say hello.
40:44I always have a bandage in my bag.
40:47You're trying to be popular.
40:49What did you say?
40:50Don't appeal to girls.
40:51I'm saying that, but you were trying to be popular.
40:54What?
40:55I didn't.
40:56You were trying to be popular.
40:58You should try to be popular when you say hello to Shoya.
41:01I didn't.
41:04Shoya.
41:06You're trying to be popular.
41:08You're trying to be popular.
41:10You're trying to be popular.
41:12You're trying to be popular.
41:14I didn't.
41:15You should be popular with foreigners.
41:17I want to be popular with Japanese people.
41:19You should be popular.
41:20I don't know what you're talking about.
41:22If you want to be popular with Japanese people, you should use my bandage.
41:25What?
41:26You should try to be popular.
41:28You should be popular with Japanese people.
41:31You should try to be popular.
41:33You should be popular.
41:36What?
41:37I can't do it.
41:40I'm sorry.
41:41I'm sorry.
41:48You're nice.
41:49I thought you'd be nice.
41:51You said you wanted to go to the restaurant.
41:54I told him to bring someone, but he said he wanted to have a drink with me at the bar.
41:59He wanted to go with me, so I thought I'd go with him.
42:06He's that kind of person?
42:07Yes, he's that kind of person.
42:08He smells like Yan-chan.
42:10He's the real Yan-chan.
42:14What are you talking about, Yuzuru-san?
42:16That's not true.
42:18When I was in middle school, I left some of my old milk at home.
42:30You're really something, Yutaro.
42:34I used to play the trumpet at the V-Soda Club.
42:38I practiced too much that I broke my own instrument.
42:42You're lying!
42:44You still play the trumpet?
42:46I still have my instrument, so I don't know how to play the trumpet.
42:51You still don't know how to play it, right?
42:52I still have my mouth open and I can't play it.
42:55You're a self-taught musician.
42:57I can't play it.
42:59I'd like to announce that I have one more thing to tell you, Ringo-san.
43:05Come here!
43:06Sanmani-san, you're going to get an aging care.
43:10If you ask me to put hyaluronic acid in my mouth, the doctor will say,
43:12You put it in your mouth?
43:13Yes, I do.
43:20Come here!
43:21Sanmani-san, you're going to get an aging care.
43:24I've been told that by a woman.
43:27We're getting old, so we're taking care of our bodies.
43:30I definitely recommend you to put hyaluronic acid in your mouth.
43:33It'll swell up, right?
43:34It will swell up, but there are people who are suitable for it and those who are not.
43:38If you have thin lips and wrinkles, you can put hyaluronic acid in your mouth.
43:46But if you have a long nose and thin lips, you shouldn't put too much hyaluronic acid in your mouth.
43:55So I asked the doctor where to put hyaluronic acid in his lips.
44:04First of all, the upper lip.
44:07Put 0.1 to 0.15 cc of hyaluronic acid in your upper lip.
44:13If you put 0.4 to 0.5 cc of hyaluronic acid in your upper lip, you'll get much younger.
44:17If you ask me to put hyaluronic acid in my mouth, the doctor will say,
44:20You put it in your mouth?
44:21Yes, I do.
44:24I have a longer nose than my brother.
44:27So I put hyaluronic acid in my lower lip.
44:30If I don't put hyaluronic acid in my lower lip,
44:32my lips will be thin.
44:34Put hyaluronic acid in your lower lip.
44:36Hyaluronic acid is not a big deal.
44:39If you put hyaluronic acid in your lower lip, I'll put mayonnaise in your upper lip.
44:45If you put mayonnaise in your upper lip, it will separate when it gets warm.
44:48Hyaluronic acid doesn't separate.
44:52Hyaluronic acid is definitely better for your lips.
44:55I remembered it by separation.
44:58Let's decide.
45:00I drank a bottle of soda with sweet potatoes the other day.
45:04It's hard to mix.
45:05It's common sense to say that if you mix it, you'll get a horse.
45:09I'm a person who breaks common sense.
45:11I mixed too much, so I got rid of the carbonation.
45:18I'm talking now, right?
45:21I don't understand.
45:23I don't understand.
45:27Let's decide the best person today.
45:33Please.
45:36BORJUK, BORJUK, BORJUK, BORJUK, BORJUK.
45:40Today's best person is BORJUK.
45:48I want you to say something good.
45:50I'm happy.
45:52Kanri-chan is cute.
45:53Kanpei-san is impossible.
45:56Kanpei-san, I love this.
45:59It's funny that I get a small punishment.
46:03I got a small punishment today.
46:06Why do you end it like this?