世界を笑わせろ！グローバルコメディアン 2024年9月2日 吉住・トムブラ・英語ネタ披露
世界を笑わせろ！グローバルコメディアン 2024年9月2日 吉住・トムブラ・英語ネタ披露
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00:00人間の魅力は引き出しの多さで決まる 仕事や恋愛、大事なあの場面でもっとうまいことが言えたなら
00:10誰もがそんな公開を何度もしてきたはず
00:14すいません、この中にボイストレーナーの方はいらっしゃいませんか?
00:19この番組はそんな皆さんのため、いつか絶対使える必殺ワードを人気芸人がバンバンご提案!
00:29同格よ
00:35もう今すぐできるんじゃないの?
00:37これこれこれこれ!それそれそれそれ!
00:41ありがとチョコプラのナイスな引き出しグランプリ!
00:45今回はこのメンバープラスチョコプラもやると!
00:52本当にすごい引き出し!みんなで見せつけるのでやる!
00:55ありがとな引き出し!
00:58引き出すぞ!
01:00せーの!
01:03引き出した!
01:06今回はアーティストスペシャルということで
01:08いやバラエティスペシャルじゃない
01:11まあまあたまにや
01:13引き出しありそうですけどね皆さん
01:16ジェシーなんかめっちゃありそうじゃない?
01:17喋りもできるし歌踊り全部あるような気がする
01:23本当にないの?
01:25いや引き出しあっても引けないんですよねなかなか
01:31ファーストステージはストーンズ田中じゅりさんのリクエスト
01:37ライブで客を盛り上げるナイスな煽り方!
01:44僕たちのライブって一人ずつ挨拶をしていくパートがある
01:48で6人なんで僕が必ず順番が決まった時6番目なんで
01:54つまり盛り上がってるかはもう聞き飽きてた
02:00そこで言うことがなくなって
02:02なんかちょっと
02:07自分たちのホームだよね
02:09ジェシー何番?
02:10僕1番です
02:11何やっても言えないんですよ
02:14右向き左向きむっきむきとかってやっちゃうんで
02:17無理やんぜ
02:20さっそくナイスな引き出しを提案するのは
02:26エントリーナンバーワン
02:28インダカラーインフィニティ
02:32みんな盛り上がってるけー
02:35イェーイ
02:37そんなんじゃたんねーぞ
02:39イェーイ
02:40オッケーじゃあいつのこと呼び込むぜ
02:43イェーイ
02:44DENSA DENSA DENSA DENSA
02:52おいおい、声たんねーじゃねーか
02:54ほっと声出してくれ
03:00合格
03:07リリーっぽいよ
03:10What the hell
03:13Yo
03:15You know, I'm not gonna sign us. I'm not there. She's not there. I'm gonna do it. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go
03:28So on the bank you may want yes to the request to stay on I need
03:32Inky gaining I put it I did to get to the title
03:37Yes, the timing got nice bottom. Oh shit. I got to get to know me
03:40So no Bokeh ten soo-dae Lankin good battle
03:45Equestra Zembo didn't eat
03:48Some stage yo-yo
03:50Okay, don't stand there. You see nothing in you. I think it's
03:55They cannot I don't like what you're up
03:58Entry number two
04:00Sons
04:03We got more you got to go yeah, I got to go
04:08Mother mother get in there. Yeah, yeah live stuff more you got to go
04:13Oh
04:43Yeah
05:13Okay
05:43That's it
05:52I'm kind of I don't know. I don't think I say yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got to go. Yeah
05:58Yeah, yeah, I got to go. So got shot. Hey, I got it
06:03So, you know, it's that way there. Hey, don't don't don't
06:05Oh
06:35Yeah
07:05Oh
07:35ZHULI ZHULI.
07:38Entry No.5, ZIGZAG ZINBIN.
07:47Audience, thank you.
08:05Not English.
08:16Not English.
08:19ZHULI ZHULI.
08:21That's not English.
08:23ZHULI ZHULI.
08:25What?
08:27ZHULI ZHULI.
08:29My voice.
08:30My voice.
08:32Oh, it's a ball!
08:34I can't get it.
08:36It's impossible!
08:38It is impossible.
08:42That's awesome.
08:44It's great.
08:44We have to let the kids hear it.
08:46It's great.
08:46You can do this right away.
08:47I want to do this.
08:47This will be done right away.
08:49Come on.
08:49Let's have the first one do it.
08:51I don't think that's possible.
08:52This is the problem.
08:55Jessica, can you do the Zig-zagging?
09:00Oh
09:30Pick it up
09:37Smashing
09:51To the TV
09:53Some music no, but she never
09:58Stoho stoho stoho
10:04Stoho on the toe. It's Johnny
10:09Puta
10:12Puta
10:15Oh
10:19Safety
10:23Oh
10:36He's Johnny
10:53Oh
11:01I made it in the school show. Yeah, I don't know what it will be this car. Oh, what time you don't know what it's got
11:10Entry number seven
11:16Winner more you gotta take a
11:18Oh
11:48Don't know kind of Hanawa. Oh my god. I got John dice to get a car. Yeah. Yeah, come on
11:54I'll see you no joke. Oh my god. I got nine. I got nine guy. Oh, hey, you are my morita. I know
11:59Hey
12:16No, no, I know you're cute. I'm a chamelon. Don't own a muggle. Oh what I did. I didn't look at you
12:29I'm a machine
12:44Oh
12:59Yes
13:29You really don't come to Stones' concerts, do you?
13:32No, not even once.
13:34If you invite me, I'll invite you to different places.
13:36You'll invite me to different places?
13:38That's right.
13:39You know, there are a lot of celebrities who come to our concerts.
13:42If you invite people like that, it'll be a lot of fun.
13:44Yeah, well, yeah.
13:46That's what we should do.
13:48That's what we should do.
13:50Well, it's not like we won't get caught, so we'll just say we're not there.
13:53This is Time Machine No. 3.
13:55Here are the scores.
13:5716 points.
13:59No, no, no, no.
14:01Jesse and Motoki have zero points.
14:03Why? Why?
14:05Why didn't you press the button?
14:07Well, when I was playing the flute,
14:09I felt a little awkward.
14:11Even though I'm a ninja.
14:13So when I was playing with Jesse, I felt a little embarrassed.
14:15I heard it's a variety show, so could you press the button a little more?
14:17There's no zero.
14:19So, we have all the scores for the first stage.
14:23Let's take a look at the current ranking.
14:27The first place is Rinda.
14:29199 points.
14:31Rinda can be used from tomorrow.
14:34It's cool and interesting.
14:36The balance is also excellent.
14:38Try it. Try it.
14:40Can you do it?
14:42It's okay.
14:44Juri Tanaka challenges.
14:46A nice way to liven up the audience at a live show.
14:49Passed.
14:56Passed.
15:06Passed.
15:08I can't do it.
15:10I can't do it.
15:12I can't do it.
15:14Next, please.
15:16I don't remember the name.
15:18It's the other way around.
15:20I'll call you Stoho.
15:22The second stage is a request from Stonez Jesse.
15:29It's a nice way to get the members on stage right before the live show.
15:36I'm the leader of Stonez this year.
15:38I always decide by rock-paper-scissors every year.
15:40So, when I think there's something like a leader,
15:43I don't think I can do it.
15:45Let's get a little more excited behind the scenes and go on stage.
15:49There's something like that.
15:51Morning Musume.
15:53Let's put our hands together and do our best.
15:59That's the rule.
16:01Are you excited?
16:03Yeah.
16:05I'm not excited.
16:07The first one to suggest a nice way to get the members on stage is...
16:12The current third place, Nelsons.
16:17Is everyone here?
16:20Today is the last day of the tour.
16:22Today is the first day.
16:26This is Sapporo.
16:28There's a party at the end.
16:30I'm going home today.
16:32It's Aoyama's birthday today.
16:34It's three months ago, so it's okay.
16:36It's raining today, but I'll do my best.
16:38It's really sunny today.
16:40Let's go for now.
16:43The stage is this way.
16:49It's all upside down.
16:53It's all wrong on purpose.
16:55Everyone was talking out loud.
17:01It's going to be a three-dimensional effect.
17:10The current first place, Indacolor Infinity.
17:16What do you think is the best thing about today's live?
17:18The best stage.
17:20No.
17:21The best audience.
17:23No.
17:24The best members.
17:26No.
17:28You guys don't know anything.
17:30Whatever. Let's go.
17:33What was the correct answer?
17:35The best song? The best performance?
17:38No.
17:39The best...
17:40The best what?
17:41The best...
17:42What should I have said?
17:44Hey!
17:45Let's find the answer.
17:48It's fun.
17:52It's kind of cool.
17:54It's funny.
17:55I'll do my best.
17:57It's like Juri.
17:59It's like Juri.
18:01I think Jesse can do it.
18:02Can I do it?
18:03You have to lower your body once.
18:05Lower?
18:06Lower?
18:07You have to lower your body once.
18:09You can fly higher if you crouch.
18:12There's a difference.
18:14It's a race.
18:16Have you heard of it?
18:17No.
18:18Have you heard of it?
18:19No.
18:20I've heard of it.
18:22Now, the 4th place.
18:24ELF.
18:28I'm nervous.
18:30It's okay.
18:31Let's make a voice.
18:32Follow me.
18:36In order to be the king of music,
18:39you have to hold yourself,
18:41open your heart,
18:43make a gap,
18:45and jump.
18:49Please come to the back.
18:52Cheer up.
18:53Cheer up.
18:54Donkey.
18:55Donkey.
18:56Cheer up.
18:57Donkey.
18:58Hold your arms.
19:00No.
19:02Channel.
19:03Channel.
19:04It's a channel.
19:05It's a channel.
19:06I just thought of it.
19:08Nice.
19:09I just thought of it.
19:11What is this?
19:13Did you seriously think of it?
19:15I did.
19:16Did you seriously think of it?
19:17Yes, I did.
19:18Did you do it on the spot?
19:21I did it in the school gymnasium.
19:23I did it seriously.
19:25Now, the 5th place.
19:27CHOCOLATE PLANET.
19:31Let's have the best performance today.
19:33I'm a little worried.
19:35What are you talking about?
19:37Maybe I'm here to see Hirose Suzuki.
19:40What?
19:41Are you here?
19:42I'm here to see him.
19:44I'm here to see him.
19:45What if I'm here to see him?
19:47You'll get excited.
19:48Yes, I'll get excited.
19:49What if I get excited?
19:51About you?
19:52You'll think I'm cool.
19:54Then, I'll come to the school gymnasium.
19:57Then, I'll call you.
19:59You'll hear me.
20:00You'll hear me.
20:01Then, I'll go to the restaurant.
20:03Then, I'll go to the restaurant.
20:04Then, I'll go to the restaurant.
20:05You'll go with me?
20:06That's right.
20:07You're right.
20:08Maybe Lady Gaga will come today.
20:10She'll come?
20:11Maybe!
20:12What if she comes?
20:15Will I get excited?
20:16Yes, you will.
20:17What if Lady Gaga gets excited about you?
20:19You'll think I'm cool?
20:20You'll think I'm cool?
20:22Then, I'll come to the school gymnasium.
20:24Then, I'll come to the school gymnasium.
20:25What will you do if she comes?
20:26My contact information…
20:27You'll get excited.
20:29Then, you'll work with her.
20:31Then, you'll work with her.
20:32You'll go on a tour in the entire U.S.A.
20:36You'll go on a tour in the entire U.S.A.
20:41This is amazing.
20:43This is the story of the day.
20:45Yes.
20:48This is not a lie, right?
20:50It's not a lie.
20:51It's a dream.
20:52It's a dream.
20:53It's a dream.
20:54I'll draw the person I like.
20:56Then, let's do it.
20:58Jesse and Tanaka.
21:00Tanaka's tension is a little bit low.
21:02I'm a little bit low.
21:05The two of the Stones challenge.
21:07A nice way to call the members backstage.
21:11It's exciting with the story of the day.
21:14All right.
21:15Let's get excited.
21:17What's wrong?
21:18I'm not very excited today.
21:21Why?
21:22Everyone is waiting.
21:23Maybe Eminem is coming today.
21:26Eminem?
21:28I think Eminem is coming.
21:30I think so.
21:31Maybe Eminem is coming.
21:33Eminem may be here.
21:35The live was exciting.
21:37The song came back.
21:38Do you see Eminem?
21:39I see Eminem.
21:40Eminem is here.
21:42Hello.
21:43I'll be WhatsApp.
21:45Shake hands.
21:47I was touched.
21:48I'm glad.
21:49I got a message.
21:51How?
21:53I went home and LINE.
21:55I got a message.
21:57I got a message.
21:59I got a stamp.
22:00I got a stamp.
22:01Let's go to a restaurant.
22:02Let's go.
22:03When we go to a restaurant,
22:04I want to sing with Eminem.
22:09I will.
22:10I can sing with Eminem.
22:11I will make a world debut.
22:14I will make a world debut.
22:22That's very nice.
22:24Eminem's stamp is like that.
22:27Eminem's LINE stamp.
22:29That's a dream.
22:30Yeah
22:42Sure, boy, hey yo, yo, Honda
22:46Kaijouには一番にのお客さんが待ってるぞ
22:50今日のチケット代は8000だヘタダンを見せるねーぞ
22:54チケット代が8000ってことは今日の売り上げは8000万だ
22:57ああそこから会場費人権など
23:035,000万5,000万
23:04うちの事務所の割合は64で
23:08だから今日のキャラは3,000万3,000万それをメンバー5人で割ったら1人当たりのキャラが600万だ
23:15よっしゃいくぞ
23:28これは分かりやすくテンションが上がる
23:30テンション上がりますね
23:32ただ密着はできないですね
23:34密着はできないです
23:36メイキングは取れないね
23:38プラスなのグッズが今入ってないんで
23:40グッズは個人個人になるんでね
23:44いいんだよギャラの詳細は
23:48現在7位
23:50サンミュージックのタクシー玉
23:52シャンソン姉さん
23:54ストホン?
23:57ストホンズ
23:59今
24:01ラヒブの膜が剥く
24:03ジェットコースターでひると
24:05カタンカタンカタンカタン
24:07風平に登ってひるところ
24:09膜が剥いたら
24:11グーッと一気にすごい勢いで進む
24:13もう回転したりうなってる
24:15もうフワーッてこの勢いで進む
24:17一気にいくこのジェットコースターの仕組みってすごくよくできてるなーって
24:23私はほぼ踏んだけども
24:25あなたもほもふ
24:27ほもふ
24:29ほも
24:33ふ
24:45ありがとうね
24:50ナイスナイス
24:53なんだろうこれ
24:55これを自身にやれと
24:58裏でね
25:00裏でね
25:02すいませんあのサンミュージックの隠し玉って紹介したじゃないですか
25:04もう一回隠してきます
25:09現在6位
25:11冷凍バス
25:15よし今日の東京ドームライブ
25:17ストンズ絶対成功させよう
25:19GCについてこい
25:22おいどうした北斗
25:24ごめんジェシー
25:26全然気分上がんねえわ
25:28おいどうなってんだよ
25:30俺も
25:31慎太郎
25:32俺も
25:33タイガー
25:34俺も
25:35ユーゴ
25:36俺も
25:37ジュリー
25:39どうしたお前
25:41もういいよお前らがそんなんだったら
25:43もう俺が一人でやってくる
25:45えっジェシーどこ行くんだよ
25:47えっジェシー
25:49どうもストンズジェシーですよろしくお願いします
25:51それでは早速いってみましょう
25:53こんなストンズの新メンバーは嫌だ
25:55はいせっかいが
25:57石ですね
25:59えっジェシー
26:01ピンネタ持ってんの
26:03はいストン
26:05バイオインレックジェシーです
26:07ブリッジださ
26:09ナイス
26:11難しいな
26:13ナイス
26:19ジェシーいけるでしょこれ
26:21いけ
26:23いろんなネタやればいけますけどね
26:25ジェシーよりも誰よりも
26:27後藤さんが難しい
26:31セカンドステージラストは
26:33現在8位
26:35タイムマシーン3号
26:37よし
26:39じゃあ最初に
26:41ジェシー
26:43言ってなかったんですけど
26:45実は
26:47今日密着のカメラついてます
26:49嘘テンション上がる
26:51情熱大陸入ってます
26:53来たぜ俺たち
26:55しかももう一つ言ってなかったんですけど
26:57俺個人的に
26:59プロフェッショナルついてます
27:01すごくない
27:03スーパースターじゃん
27:05嘘だろ上がるよ
27:07ジェシー
27:09密着ついてます
27:11あそこのカメラ
27:13家ついてっていいですか
27:15俺だけ
27:17家ついてっていいの
27:19家ついてっていいの
27:21その後もどんどん仕事入ってるから
27:23その後激的ビフォーアフターついて
27:25勝手に
27:27家改造されるの
27:29その後有吉ゼミで家買ってもらって
27:31家ばっかりじゃんさっきから
27:33最後その家でポツンといけんよね
27:35俺どこに家建てるんだよ
27:39なんだよ
27:41なんだよ
27:45面白いんですよめちゃくちゃ面白い
27:47ただのタイムマシンのネタじゃん
27:49ジェシー
27:51まあまあ
27:53でも押してたかもしんないしねめちゃくちゃね
27:55前回ビリだったんで今回ちょっと頑張りたい
27:57楽しみにしてます一発逆転
27:59ではタイムマシン353
28:01得点は
28:03うわーびっくりした
28:053点
28:07逆に3入れたんだよ
28:09逆に後藤さんの3点をなんで入れたんすか
28:11後藤さん
28:133人分をちょっと
28:153人分
28:17こんな点が出るんすか
28:19では
28:21ファーストステージとセカンドステージの
28:23合計得点一番高いのは
28:25誰なのかランキング
28:27こちらです
28:29ということでランダムポップは
28:31333点
28:33リーダーカラーすごいね
28:35僕らもちょっとびっくりしてますね
28:37まだまだ逆転可能ですよ
28:39頑張ってください
28:43ファイナルステージは
28:45後藤真樹さんのリクエスト
28:51ライブで音程を外してしまったときの
28:53ナイスな対処法
28:55なるほど
28:57オケでやってるライブが多いんですけど
29:01時々バンドとかでやるんですよね
29:05そうするとベースとか
29:07例えばどっかの楽器が
29:09ちょっと違うコードを
29:11弾いたときにつられて
29:13そっちのコードで歌っちゃって
29:15それがなかなか抜け出せなくて
29:17なかったことにして
29:19なかったことにして
29:21私は外してないよね
29:23っていうような雰囲気で
29:25やってはいるんですけど
29:27どう?ストーンズでもあるの?
29:29あります。やってると
29:31なかなか水を飲むタイミングがなくて
29:33すっごい喉カラカラで
29:35裏返っちゃう
29:37外したらそれでも笑っちゃう
29:39間違えてます僕みたいな感じで
29:41表情でそのまま貫き通す
29:43ジェシーはね
29:45どうせ間違えんだろうと思って見てるから
29:47ちょっと
29:49最初にナイスな引き出しを提案するのは
29:54現在8位
29:56タイムマシーン3号
30:01イェイイェイイェイイェイイェイイェイ
30:04恋もして
30:06仕事して
30:08歴史つかんだ
30:10地球
30:15どうしよう
30:17外しちゃった
30:19ヤグちゃんどうしよう
30:22任せなきゃ
30:30悲しい出来事があって
30:32どうしたの?
30:34ヤグちゃん今日で卒業します
30:40本人も低いね
30:46すいません最後の曲いきましょう
30:48レボナモレーション2
30:50ケチャ卒業できる?
30:54怖いよ
30:56いいよいいよ
30:58ありがとうございました
31:00今ねメンバーとはやってないでしょうから
31:02誰かのせいにするってことですよ
31:04今日このスタッフさん辞めちゃうんでとか
31:06そういう話ですよね
31:08誰かに責任を
31:10あとできるだけカツルのサイズだけ
31:12決めていただける
31:16すごい長いから
31:18模様ヘルメットみたいなのついてる
31:20現在7位
31:22シャンソン姉さん
31:28ごまき日
31:30ごまき日
31:32日本の
31:34未来は
31:36フホフホフホフホフホ
31:38世界が
31:40ふらやむ
31:42ヒヘヒヘヒヘヒ
31:44コーヒーを
31:46フホフじゃないか
31:48ハワワ
31:50ホンチ
31:52サントアマミ
31:56悲しくて
31:58ホンチで
32:00目の前が
32:02暗くなる
32:04ホンチで
32:06サントアマミ
32:08サントアマミ
32:14ありがとね
32:18赤木が前提なんですね
32:22押してる
32:24途中で歌やめてあれやらなきゃいけない
32:26やらなきゃいけないんですよね
32:28アコーディオンがファーってなってる
32:30ごまき日
32:34続いて現在6位
32:36成功は
32:40みんな元気
32:42細巻き
32:44太巻き
32:46ごと巻きよ
32:48じゃあ歌うわよ
32:50日本の未来は
32:52ホイホイホイホイ
32:54ちょっと一旦止めて
32:56ちょっと音程外してない
32:58あんたたちさ
33:00いつまでさ
33:02ベートーベンだバカだモーツァルトだ
33:04あいつらが作ったレールの上で
33:06ドレミファソラシドやってんだよ
33:08え?
33:10あたしさ
33:12新しいドレミファソラシド作ってきたから
33:14新しいドレミファソラシド?
33:16いくよ
33:20ツンク
33:22音少な
33:30押さないでください
33:32押さないでください
33:36勇気が
33:38言いますね
33:40今僕もやって
33:42時戻そうって思ってます
33:46真の時を
33:48勇気を出した
33:52現在5位
33:54大逆転なるかエールフ
33:56どうも
33:58ガーガー巻き髪
34:005巻きです
34:04あなたが時じゃ
34:06おちないわ
34:08音程外した
34:20フラッシュマム?
34:26フラッシュマムでパラパラ見たことないって
34:30I
35:00Was you know
35:10To take in that you'll be
35:16Oh my no heart only or a machine Oh, what are you sir? I'll just stop
35:25Megane has shot more killer. I'll be much sick. He has a star
35:30I see me as a star
35:33And they're gonna come Nani, you don't know how to start I got a car
35:38Oh my no more. Yeah, I got a tiny car
35:41Eat a bar. No, I don't know how I'm a host. I'm gonna go to God
35:46I
35:57Don't have a shot you know that any of them are they're going to get it. Yeah, that's your name. Thank you. No, they go
36:07Keep on don't get it
36:10Inside sign
36:16People know me that you have a
36:20Secretary
36:47It's a punch Iりましたけどね
36:52自分でも行けるか今回はあの小室徹也さんがよく
37:04現在に
37:06Oh
37:36I don't know
38:06Yeah
38:15Go Tomoki sang a chosen live the onsen. Oh, how do you think about that? You know nice not I so cool
38:21No, look at it. Here
38:23Yeah, that piece time
38:26I
38:56I
39:27Oh
39:40It's
39:56It's
40:26Yeah.
40:27And in Guto's live, we asked Shunji, how are you doing.
40:29Yes.
40:30So, I'm here and the real me is appearing.
40:33Hahaha.
40:34The real is?
40:35Hey!
40:36The real is?
40:37Don't say that!
40:38I'm here!
40:39Now, everything has been answered.
40:42Let's look at the scores.
40:44Who is the first place, shining good entertainer?
40:50Now, everything has been answered.
40:53Let's look at the scores.
40:55I
41:25Don't
41:34You show up what you're gonna thank me nice. He wore a letter
41:41Must talk about that. Thank you, Masha. What did I miss?
41:43Oh
41:54Salon King, Dodechalka, Kojima
42:05Nelson's got you know, you know, you're 132 nice. We don't like it's you
42:13No, I know the stage talk them up
42:22Hi, so you could say that I'm King, Dodechalka, Kojima
42:33What's good morning
42:35In the corner
42:41In the color
42:44For an idea about your co-pilot, I know you show the money you show more time machine. I know
42:53Ten days you show a chocolate planet toka in the color infinity car
43:00You
43:16Show a chocolate planet toka in the color infinity car
43:29I'm King
43:31Oh
43:52There's a skater. Oh, yeah, I know artists on Sunday
43:55I have fun. I'm not gonna do it. You know, I'm gonna dive with ten sweet Mike. I need to make a ticket
44:00Could it be another cookie to me? No, no, I don't like it. I got to know
44:05Any other scar
44:09No, I don't know what you don't like. I got our fever