Freakazoid! (1995) - S01E33 - Sewer or Later
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00:00Une ville faite pour dormir, mais le crime n'a jamais dormi. Pas même quand elle s'est vraiment arrachée de l'écouter à la radio toute la nuit dans sa chambre.
00:30...
00:36Stop that and go away.
00:38...
00:54Run old woman run.
00:56Oh good she got away.
00:58...
01:22So what happened?
01:24...
01:28You won't be getting much out of her unless it's scary wind sounds you're after.
01:33...
01:36I don't get it done. We're here in minutes but there's no sign of the crooks.
01:40It's a puzzler sure enough. It'll take a keen mind to solve this one.
01:46...
01:54Good to see you lad. Are you well?
01:56I feel better than a nice tub of good things.
01:59Splendid. We'll be needing your great head to wrap up this crime.
02:04...
02:15Aha. Looks like one of Cobra Queen's little pets.
02:19Or maybe it's just a tourist who got too much sun. I'm never sure.
02:23...
02:24Let's watch the lip sync okay?
02:26...
02:34Ah thank you.
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02:37Cobra Queen? We should have guessed. I suppose you'll be going down there after her.
02:42No.
02:43What?
02:44I don't get it.
02:45You don't understand. I can't go down there. I hate sewers. They smell like poo gas.
02:50...
03:08Excellent travail. Cobra Queen is pleased.
03:12Tomorrow night you will return and steal me some accessories.
03:17Perhaps a matching bag and shoes. Make sure it's snakeskin.
03:20...
03:22Oh very well. Ladder will do.
03:25...
03:29Oh my! Who is this Cobra Queen? Who is this sinister, sibilant snake lover?
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04:03Good day.
04:04...
04:09Down in the sewer. You go down in the sewer. Just because I'm a superhero doesn't mean I have to smell poo gas.
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04:19Hey Freakazoid.
04:20Oh. Hi Cosgrove.
04:22You wanna head over to the Great Hall of Spackle?
04:24Do I!
04:26Let me do the siren.
04:27...
04:36Those Egyptians were pretty good builders. You can't even see the spackle.
04:40...
04:41I guess that's part of why they're my favorite ancient race.
04:44By the way, word has it that Cobra Queen is holed up in the sewers.
04:48You going down after her?
04:50Nah. I hate the smell of poo gas.
04:53Well so do I, but everyone expects me to go down there.
04:56That's part of being a superhero. It goes with the fancy tights and the lightning in your hair.
05:02No! A big N followed by a little O. No! I am never going down into the sewers after Cobra Queen. Never, ever, ever. I really mean it. No!
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05:24...
05:27See? I said I'd never go.
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05:32...
05:42Bleah!
05:44...
05:46Stinky, smelly, icky sewer poo gas. I hate this.
05:51I hope that thing that just floated by was a candy bar.
05:54I'll find that Cobra Queen. It's my civic duty.
05:58Besides, if I don't, the show just kind of sits there.
06:01Can't believe I'm walking in duty water.
06:04Duty water with rats.
06:10That hiss can mean only one thing. There's a balloon vendor around that corner.
06:16...
06:20Aaaah!
06:23...
06:32Okay, I did my Conan war cry, charged and grabbed the giant snake around the neck. Now what?
06:38Aaaah!
06:40...
06:44...
06:50...
06:58Mmmm, a yummy chocolate mouth.
07:02...
07:04No! Bad giant Cobra. First you have to do a trick.
07:08...
07:10You have to sit up straight in bed.
07:42Regardez qui est venu visiter, si ce n'est mon amoureux ami, l'Atomique Boy.
07:48Freakazoid, je suis Freakazoid.
07:50Oh, je suis tellement désolée, Freakazoid. La lumière est désagréable ici.
07:55Ah, oubliez-le, Cobra Queen. Vous savez, vous devriez trouver des lanternes japonaises pour briller le lieu.
07:59Les papiers ? Sont-ils chers ?
08:02Hum, pas vraiment. Mon père a mis un paquet dans la salle, ils ont l'air sympas.
08:05Lanternes japonaises ? Qui aurait pensé ?
08:10Vos fantômes ne m'effraient pas. J'ai développé une petite technique pour les battre.
08:14Voyons voir. D'abord, mon cri de guerre Conan, puis charge, puis prends le fantôme autour du cou, puis fais quelque chose.
08:19J'ai le boulot de combattre les fantômes.
08:28Je rigole.
08:40Attaquez-le, ou je vous ferai une grosse poche.
09:01Vous...
09:10Vous...
09:15Vous...
09:22Vous...
09:26Vous...
09:40Vous...
09:48Vous êtes une grosse poche.
09:52Très bien, Freakazoid. Préparez-vous à goûter le venin de la Cobra Queen.
10:04C'est une bonne chose pour une femme qui parle comme Sylvester le chat.
10:08Je ne parle pas comme Sylvester le chat.
10:10Bien sûr que tu parles. Dites-moi Suffering Succotash, j'ai vu une grosse poche.
10:14Suffering Succotash, j'ai vu une grosse poche.
10:17Ça n'a rien de Sylvester.
10:19Ah oui ? Dites-moi Silly Sally sells sappy silver seashells in Seattle.
10:23Go !
10:24Silly Sally sells sappy...
10:26Encore une fois.
10:27Silly Sally sells...
10:28Encore une fois.
10:29Silly Sally...
10:30Attends.
10:31Silly Sally sells...
10:38Je me demande pourquoi ça n'a pas fonctionné.
11:09Le venin de la Cobra Queen
11:23Bien joué, Freakazoid.
11:25Ça a fait mal, Cosgrove, mais la Cobra Queen a fait encore pire.
11:29Maintenant qu'elle est derrière les barres, je pense que la ville sent mieux.
11:34En parlant de la Cobra Queen, il faut que tu te lèves. Tu sents comme du gaz de poule.
11:39Est-ce que nous avons dit assez de gaz de poule ?
12:05Oh.
12:07Hi.