Lud Zbunjen Normalan (112 Epizoda) S4.E16 ∙ Posredni raskid
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (112 Epizoda) S4.E16 ∙ Posredni raskid
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (112 Epizoda) S4.E16 ∙ Posredni raskid
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (112 Epizoda) S4.E16 ∙ Posredni raskid
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (112 Epizoda) S4.E16 ∙ Posredni raskid
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00:00This is a story about a young woman who was forced to leave her husband's home.
00:09Oh, what a surprise!
00:12Good morning, I brought you some jam.
00:15I need it for work, so if Damir...
00:18If Damir is...
00:20What if Damir?
00:21If Damir is drunk...
00:23Oh, I can't take it anymore, it's hard for me.
00:26What's wrong with you, my dear? Why are you crying?
00:29This is terrible, I'm sorry, Jamica, he's so little.
00:32Don't be afraid, don't cry.
00:35You see, it wasn't Damir who left me.
00:38Damir left you?
00:40You see, why are you acting like you don't know anything?
00:42He wanted to leave me, so I changed my mind and left him.
00:46You, him? Who left whom?
00:49He wanted to leave me, but I didn't want to give him that pleasure, so I left him.
00:54You and Temi define him personally.
00:57You know, why are you acting? You know everything.
00:59He came to our house last night, I'm sure he was with a woman.
01:02The woman can feel it.
01:04My dear, I'm in Kalajsanovo, Zlinovcevsko.
01:06I just want to know who he's with.
01:09Is Aina there? I'd like to talk to her.
01:12God, I don't know. I have news for you.
01:15The two of them are together.
01:17Faruk? Faruk and Aina?
01:20They broke up.
01:22He packed up and left Sarajevo.
01:25God, I don't know if she's in the room.
01:31I can't hear a thing.
01:33God, that sleeping pill is poisoned.
01:38My head is going to explode.
01:41How much did I drink last night?
01:46You're here.
01:48Barbie, what am I doing in my dad's room?
01:52My dear brother, why are you drinking here?
01:56If someone throws a ball, the air stops here.
02:00I'm going to the basement with Jemica.
02:03Jemica, let's run!
02:05Zamre, don't you think we should talk?
02:09We should.
02:11Barbie, I really don't know how this happened.
02:14I'm going to make coffee, then we'll talk.
02:17Come on, I need 10 minutes to wake up.
02:22I need another 30 minutes to fall asleep.
02:26My brain isn't in the right angle.
02:29Fall asleep, my dear.
02:32I'm so sleepy.
02:34Aina!
02:37Damir, don't you think we should...
02:41No, no, no.
02:47Do you want nuts and honey?
02:53Do you need a father, a job or a salary?
02:59Is it new youth, madness or joy?
03:05Will you have children until you're 60?
03:12Be crazy, be crazy, be normal
03:15Be crazy, be crazy, be normal
03:18There's music and women all around me
03:24I wouldn't play, I'd study
03:30Questions torture me, they pull me out of the house
03:37Problems are over, there's no solution
03:42Be crazy, be crazy, be normal
03:46Be crazy, be crazy, be normal
03:49What's wrong with you?
03:51So you don't remember anything?
03:54Forget it, I'm confused.
03:56I feel like we were in Sanremo.
03:59It's good that you don't remember anything,
04:02because if we don't remember anything,
04:04it means that nothing happened.
04:06That's right, maybe nothing happened,
04:08we were just sleeping together.
04:10We slept in the same bed.
04:12Okay, let's see what you remember.
04:16I remember that you came in
04:18and yelled at the old man
04:20because of a board on the toilet.
04:24What's wrong with you, woman?
04:26What board are you talking about?
04:28The board, the board on the West School.
04:32You used the toilet and left the board there.
04:35I don't get it.
04:36You said the board had to be up there.
04:39When you write, the board is up,
04:41and when you finish, it's down.
04:43Are you so stupid that you can't remember that?
04:46Yes, Faruk.
04:47You write, the board is down,
04:49you don't write, the board is up.
04:51His poem is very nice.
04:53Gentle, feminine, it's a pleasure to listen to it.
04:56Old man, don't tease me,
04:58I have a lot of problems with her and her ass.
05:01Bullon, son, break it up.
05:03Get out of the house.
05:05I don't know, old man,
05:07regular sex is sexy.
05:09Sexy?
05:10Well, on that matter,
05:12my opinion is not reasonable.
05:14When a woman is in my age,
05:16in her age,
05:17there must be some unfortunate case
05:19that I don't like.
05:21How can I break up with her?
05:23I would lose regular sex
05:25and the conscience would bite me.
05:27Son, old man,
05:28the Russian proverb says
05:30if you want to be happy in life,
05:32then first you have to kill your conscience.
05:35Look, I still think there is a chance for you.
05:38That's right, son Damir.
05:40You and Barbara are at each other's throats,
05:42and now you are having a hard time.
05:44But that's because I have a formula for a successful relationship.
05:47Formula?
05:48Yes.
05:49You should go out at least twice a week.
05:51That evening, candles,
05:53cozy, light, romantic music.
05:55Twice a week?
05:57Yes, twice a week.
05:59I go out on Tuesday, Barbara on Thursday.
06:01That's your formula.
06:03Fark, listen to little Damir,
06:05he knows.
06:07He's on me.
06:13I'm glad I came to you.
06:15We haven't seen each other for a long time.
06:17It's been a long time.
06:19You were having fun with Fark,
06:21and I was with Damir.
06:23It was an interesting period.
06:25Yes.
06:26Do you see Damir?
06:27Never.
06:28And you, Fark?
06:29Never.
06:30Maybe the last time was five or six years ago.
06:32I have to tell you,
06:34it was nice for Andra.
06:36I shouldn't have let him go.
06:38I often think about
06:40maybe I should have stayed with Fark.
06:47Senada!
06:50Fark?
06:52Senči, what's up?
06:54We haven't seen each other for a long time.
06:56A long, long time.
06:58How are you?
07:00Not bad.
07:02I see you don't need me here anymore.
07:04Leave me alone.
07:05I have some important business.
07:07Good afternoon.
07:11Is this...
07:12Yes, it's Mirna.
07:13You remember, you were having fun with Damir.
07:15And somehow it seems to me that
07:17she's a little more in love with him.
07:19A pretty girl.
07:20One of the prettiest Damir has.
07:25Senada,
07:27how is she?
07:29Ma'am, when I tell you,
07:31no one can escape.
07:33Come in.
07:35Yes, of course.
07:37Good afternoon, doctor.
07:39Good afternoon, sit down, please.
07:41Okay, goodbye.
07:43Damir, plastic surgeon, huh?
07:45Mirna!
07:47Damir!
07:49Come here.
07:53We haven't seen you for a long time.
07:55You caught me.
07:57Sit down.
07:59I was at Marija's coffee shop,
08:01and I saw Senada, your father,
08:03so I came back.
08:05Some memories.
08:07Great.
08:09I'm so glad.
08:11Do you want coffee?
08:13You haven't changed a bit.
08:15Well, as much as I could.
08:19Damir!
08:21Excuse me, am I interrupting?
08:23Barbie, no, no.
08:25She is...
08:27Mirna.
08:29Mirna, I'm glad.
08:31Barbara, Damir's wife.
08:33Wife?
08:35That's nice.
08:39Well, I'm going.
08:41Damir, I'm glad we met.
08:43Maybe some coffee sometime.
08:45Why not?
08:49You're a lucky girl.
08:51See you.
08:55Bye.
08:59You're a lucky girl.
09:01And who is this?
09:03Mirna.
09:05I heard her name.
09:07Is she Mirna you were dating?
09:09Yes, yes.
09:11And?
09:13Nothing.
09:15She came to see someone.
09:17Someone?
09:19No, no.
09:21She needs my services.
09:23What services?
09:25I could make you a jiu-jitsu service.
09:27You're pissing me off too much.
09:29Barbie, what's wrong with you?
09:31I mean, really, woman.
09:33I have a problem with this...
09:35Ears or eardrums?
09:37Ears.
09:39Damir, it's black.
09:41The ground is pulling you in.
09:45Look how late it is.
09:47I have to go.
09:49Faruk, I'm glad.
09:51I'm glad I shot you.
09:53I'm glad too.
09:55See you.
10:07Faruk,
10:09I'm going to punch you in the face.
10:11This meeting was for you.
10:13You're so handsome.
10:15Am I?
10:17Gentle, gentle.
10:19Feminine, brother.
10:21Dear Mary, I forgot how feminine
10:23should be feminine.
10:25She's mine, God bless you.
10:27Save you.
10:29Burn, Terso di Zeta.
10:31Who is that, Burn, Terso di Zeta?
10:33I'm sorry?
10:35I heard you said someone is Burn, Terso di Zeta.
10:37Who?
10:39Yes, who?
10:41What who?
10:43Are you on drugs?
10:45I heard you said someone is Burn, Terso di Zeta.
10:47When I came here,
10:49I heard you said
10:51someone is Burn, Terso di Zeta.
10:53Who?
10:55I said
10:57I'm Niko,
10:59Burn, Terso di Zeta.
11:01That's right.
11:03I heard.
11:11You're early.
11:13There's no lunch.
11:15What do I know?
11:17I can't sleep.
11:19My thoughts are all over the place.
11:21What is it, son?
11:23It's not a job?
11:25What job? I don't care.
11:27Then what is it?
11:29Isn't it love?
11:35I took it off.
11:37If we don't take it off,
11:39we don't need it, right?
11:41I see.
11:43He's changed.
11:45He's changed.
11:47Don't give me a hard time.
11:49She's not normal.
11:51When did I say that?
11:53I can't
11:55push her ass anymore.
11:57You're an idiot, Fazlinović.
11:59You wouldn't do it in a day.
12:01You're so clumsy.
12:03When that memory
12:05mistreated you,
12:07there was no bigger idiot than you.
12:09Only to a certain extent.
12:11When she overcame her fear,
12:13she saw her God,
12:15Mr. Gagarin.
12:23Hi, honey.
12:25Hi.
12:27I'm so tired.
12:29All day long,
12:31with coffee on coffee,
12:33coffee on coffee.
12:35You must be tired.
12:37Yes, I'm very tired.
12:39First, you massage me.
12:41Then you'll continue with the carpentry.
12:43Carpentry, to massage you.
12:45Carpentry.
12:47Tatumator,
12:49I'm going to massage you,
12:51sun is your boss.
12:53See this carpenter?
12:55With it, I'm going to massage you.
12:57Like a cigarette paper.
12:59Sun is your capital.
13:05I'm so stupid.
13:07My dear mother, I haven't married in a while.
13:11I put you in the will, my God's wife.
13:13In the will.
13:14A car, a house, holy.
13:16I'm leaving.
13:17I'm such an idiot.
13:19I'm not an idiot.
13:20I'm a horse like you.
13:21Sun, capital.
13:24And the will.
13:26I'm going to eat it now.
13:29I'm going to rip it.
13:31I'm going to burn it.
13:32Sun, capital.
13:36No, Bulan.
13:37That's how it is with me.
13:39If she's homeless, she's not with me at all, dear.
13:42I'm her son.
13:44She was in the hospital for 27 days.
13:47And what now?
13:49What do you think I should do?
13:52Bulan, get out of here.
13:54You see, we're fighting like we're in a tram.
13:58I can't, Bulan.
13:59If I tell her we're breaking up, she'll push me.
14:03You know how aggressive, impulsive, and compulsive she is.
14:07Then sit here like this every day,
14:09and let her hit you on the head with a board.
14:12One day, she'll hit you with a board,
14:14not a board, but a shit-load of shit on your head.
14:17She wants it.
14:18She wants it, my God.
14:20How can I break up with her,
14:22even if it hurts?
14:23There's your secret solution, son.
14:26You're packing up now.
14:28You're going somewhere illegal.
14:30Someone else is going to break up in your name.
14:34Someone else.
14:35Someone else she's not going to kill.
14:38I see 70 percent of the time,
14:40I go in and it's not 70 percent...
14:42Hey, you two.
14:43Hey.
14:44I'm so glad to see you.
14:46You too, Mirna.
14:48What's up?
14:49Nothing.
14:50Just hanging out with my brother.
14:52A bit of make-up.
14:54There.
14:55Come on, get dressed.
14:57See you.
15:00What do you think?
15:02She wants to wash her ears from you.
15:05She does.
15:06She does.
15:07She wants to wash her ears.
15:08Here's the one I'm looking at.
15:10She's got her hair up.
15:11Her ears look the most normal to me.
15:14There.
15:16You know what kind of woman you are.
15:18You see the problem in everything.
15:19You're rich.
15:20Me?
15:21I told her the same thing,
15:22that she shouldn't do that.
15:24You know,
15:25she's got this complex.
15:27Her ears are sticky.
15:29Don't think I'm stupid.
15:31She's looking at you.
15:33She's looking at you.
15:34Openly.
15:35What are you talking about?
15:36She's reading the news.
15:37Who's reading...
15:38I'm crazy.
15:39I'm crazy.
15:40You're not.
15:41You're not crazy, honey.
15:42It's just that this love has to wash you.
15:45I told you once,
15:46and I'll tell you again.
15:47I don't want anything to do with Mirna.
15:49I'm going to the toilet.
15:52What is this, honey?
15:56Don't.
15:57Mirna, we can't do this.
15:59Shh.
16:00You forgot how we used to be.
16:02I didn't.
16:03Please move away.
16:04Shh.
16:05Mirna, no, no, no.
16:07I love it when you reject me.
16:09Okay, then yes.
16:10Yes?
16:11No.
16:12Wait.
16:13Come on.
16:14Come on.
16:15It's not what you think it is.
16:16It's not what you think it is.
16:17It's not what you think it is.
16:18It's not what you think it is.
16:19Barbie!
16:20It's not what you think it is.
16:21I said no to her.
16:22And in the end, you said yes.
16:25When you decide, call me.
16:27Yes, I'll call you.
16:28Barbie.
16:29Calm down, Barbie.
16:30Calm down.
16:31I mean, it wasn't me.
16:32It wasn't me.
16:33I said no to her categorically.
16:34Maybe.
16:35Maybe.
16:36No.
16:37No, I said no to her.
16:38Categorically, no.
16:39Come on, honey.
16:40What's wrong with you?
16:41Do you think I'd have anything to do with that slut?
16:42Slut?
16:43Slut, yes.
16:44Let's go to the cafe.
16:45Come on.
16:50Come on.
16:52Damir, it's hard for me.
16:54If you think you can leave me
16:56and a little boy with the gods,
16:58then you're not a man.
16:59Honey, what do you mean, leaving?
17:01Are you crazy?
17:02You're not normal.
17:03I repeat, I have nothing to do with Mirna.
17:06Nothing at all.
17:07Mirna, honey, nothing.
17:09You told me, Mirna.
17:10Listen to what I'm saying.
17:12You see, I totally screwed up.
17:14I'm telling you,
17:15if he thinks he can leave you,
17:17you'll find out first.
17:18I don't have anything to do with Mirna anymore.
17:20Someone's calling me now.
17:22Hello.
17:23Hey, come on, tell me.
17:25Okay, what's the problem now
17:27that I have to go upstairs?
17:28Okay, here I am.
17:29Come on.
17:30Honey, I have to go.
17:31Please.
17:32Don't be mad.
17:33We'll talk tonight.
17:34Come on.
17:40Me,
17:41to tell Ayn
17:42that Faruk left her?
17:43That's right, you.
17:45You two are not normal.
17:47It doesn't make sense for me to do this.
17:49Son, honey, you said it yourself.
17:51If I can't stand her anymore,
17:53I'll break up with her.
17:55You can break up with her,
17:57but don't beg me to hook you up.
17:59Son, give me a break.
18:01We're a family.
18:02We have to help each other
18:05when it comes to life.
18:07That's right.
18:08If I tell her I'm leaving her,
18:10you can get ready to stay poor.
18:13She'll treat me like a child.
18:15I know a thousand things about her.
18:17She'll fuck me in the ass.
18:21And me?
18:22And that she'll kill me?
18:23It's no use to anyone.
18:24It's no use to you.
18:25You're only a messenger.
18:26It's not your fault.
18:27Son, honey,
18:28you're pretending to be on her side.
18:31Tell me how you told me not to do that.
18:34Tell me how you told me
18:36that Ayn and I were made for each other
18:38and all that shit.
18:40That I didn't want to listen to you,
18:42that I took the suitcase,
18:43packed up and left.
18:45It's as simple as that.
18:47It's as simple as you don't tell her.
18:50I would,
18:51but she knows I want her to leave.
18:55She'd know right away
18:56that it's all in my head.
18:58To be honest,
19:00I wouldn't be wrong.
19:02Son, you don't live with us
19:04and you don't want her to leave.
19:08Please, son,
19:09you have to do this for me.
19:11I packed my suitcase,
19:12I'm leaving.
19:13Call Stopa.
19:14Hey, hey, hey.
19:15Where are you going?
19:16Look, you know...
19:17What do you want from me?
19:19Son,
19:20I can't tell you where I'm going
19:23because I'm afraid for you.
19:24I'm afraid Ayn will torture you
19:27and you'll have to admit it
19:29and explain it to her.
19:30You know I've never been for divorce.
19:32But if the situation is like this,
19:35then it's better to divorce
19:37than to suffer for the rest of your life.
19:39Son,
19:40divorce is the only right solution
19:42in this case.
19:44I know, people.
19:46How can I tell her that she's wrong?
19:48I know, son,
19:50but you have to.
19:51Only you can do it.
19:53That's the situation.
19:55I don't know what your problem is.
19:57Are you emotionally attached to her?
19:59You know I'm not.
20:01What do I care?
20:02You go and tell her.
20:04It's over.
20:05What are you talking about?
20:07She's never been in our warm home.
20:10She's young, pretty, blue, sexy,
20:13but she's a pervert.
20:16Even worse.
20:18You know what?
20:19I'll do it.
20:20Damir broke up with the girls he had
20:22all the time,
20:23so I can do this.
20:24We'll leave Damir.
20:26Fuck you all.
20:34Mara, let's have another drink.
20:36Go ahead.
20:37Because of your emotional problems,
20:39Fazlinović,
20:40I'm in a dilemma.
20:42I'm Ljubak,
20:43and I told him nicely
20:44that he shouldn't do that,
20:46that you two are made for each other.
20:48But you know how stubborn he is,
20:50like a brain.
20:51Where is he?
20:52Where is Damir?
20:53I don't know.
20:54He packed his suitcase
20:55and told you
20:56that he's done with you.
20:58My little pig.
21:00Come on, drink.
21:01You'll feel better.
21:04Hey, Barbie.
21:05I'm looking for you.
21:08I just wanted to tell you
21:10that you don't have to suffer anymore.
21:12You don't have to figure out
21:13how to tell me.
21:15I'm breaking up with you.
21:17Excuse me?
21:18I know everything.
21:19And you know,
21:20women go with me.
21:21From now on,
21:22we communicate only through lawyers.
21:23See you at court.
21:25What a great thing there is.
21:26Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Barbara!
21:31But why did he beat you?
21:33You've really made a move, Fazlinović.
21:37I've got something to worry about.
21:39Come on, drink.
21:40You'll feel better.
21:41You know, it helped me a lot.
21:43Mare, give him a drink
21:45so you don't get drunk.
21:46That's right.
21:47I remember that you ordered a glass of wine.
21:55And you ordered another one.
21:57Okay, so we drank.
21:59But I don't remember anything anymore.
22:02If there was something...
22:04If there was something, I'm going to get mad.
22:08My dear child, I think you're mad at me.
22:12It's my fault that you and Damir got divorced.
22:18You know, you don't need to lie to me anymore.
22:21I heard everything from my husband.
22:23What did you hear from your husband?
22:25I heard you and Faruk talking about Damir leaving me.
22:30What did you hear from us?
22:32I heard you talking about Damir getting a divorce.
22:36Yesterday?
22:39It wasn't us.
22:41We were talking about you, my dear.
22:44About whom?
22:46Oh my God, my head is spinning from all this alcohol.
22:49I saw there was a straw on my head.
22:51I must have fallen somewhere.
22:53That's probably because we were...
22:56Do you have a straw?
22:58I remember.
23:00I have a straw, too.
23:02I remember everything.
23:04What? What do you remember?
23:06That we didn't sleep together.
23:09We didn't.
23:10We did, but we were...
23:12God, save us.
23:14We were sleeping like two babies.
23:16I remember.
23:18That means Damir never wanted to get a divorce.
23:21He wasn't crazy.
23:23He knew I'd kill him like a rabbit.
23:25You'd kill him because he'd leave me.
23:28Not because of you, but because you'd take my girlfriend away.
23:32Come on, go see where the fool is so we can have some coffee.
23:36I'll go now. I'm so relieved.
23:38I was so unlucky.
23:42This is wonderful.
23:44Just before me, she came to drive me crazy.
23:47And me?
23:49Damir!
23:50Damir!
23:54Damir, it's true.
23:56I thought you'd leave me.
23:58How could I not?
24:00Izzet told me...
24:02What's wrong with you?
24:04Me?
24:05No, what do you mean?
24:07I'm cold.
24:08What's wrong?
24:09No, no, no. What were you talking about?
24:11Izzet told me you were talking about...
24:15Yes, we were talking about...
24:20Barbara.
24:22Good morning, Zlato.
24:25Mom might wake you up.
24:27No, no, no, Barbie, stop. It's not what you think it is.
24:30Fuck him. He won't give us a chance.
24:33Son, Damir, you really screwed up this time.
24:38I did a lot of things when I was young, but at least...
24:42I'll take care of him.
24:50I should believe that story.
24:53I'm telling you, I don't remember anything.
24:56But here's Aina, she remembers everything.
24:59You told me to lock the door, then I remembered everything.
25:02We were at Maria's in San Remo, we drank everything we could,
25:06and then we went home.
25:10I'm going to wake her up now.
25:14She has to explain to me what the problem is.
25:17She can't just leave me like that.
25:21You need to cool down a bit.
25:23Yes, please.
25:24And you, motherfucker, call the lawyer.
25:28There's a bottle of wine in the fridge, I bought it yesterday.
25:33I really don't get it.
25:36How can she just come to me and say,
25:39bye-bye, baby?
25:41How can she? She can't do that.
25:43She has to give me a reason.
25:45Here, take the wine, open it, and I'll pour you a glass.
25:49I mean, I don't know.
25:51Maybe I did something to her.
25:54Maybe I said something to her, but...
25:57Maybe she thinks I have a fish, or maybe she thinks...
26:02Maybe I think she has a fag now.
26:08I'll pour myself a glass.
26:10You spilled half a bottle of wine.
26:12Take the wine out.
26:15Come on, I'll wake you up.
26:19You can't come in front of her like that.
26:22I'll give you a pair of gloves, a jacket and a shirt,
26:25and then you'll wake up. Come on, take it off.
26:29This door always gets stuck.
26:33See, Bojan, how I poured myself a glass,
26:37and the wine spilled.
26:40You know what we could do?
26:42We could take my shirt and my pants,
26:46sit in the glass, and then drink.
26:51There he is.
26:53Yes, that's right. Now I remember everything.
26:56See, the door got stuck, and now he's in bed.
27:00What about you?
27:01How did you get in bed with him?
27:03And in a sexy underwear.
27:05I'm sorry, but I always have sexy underwear.
27:08Let go of the underwear, how did you get in bed?
27:11It's simple. He fell asleep,
27:13I went to sleep,
27:16but I didn't have my underwear in the closet.
27:20I didn't have my underwear in the closet.
27:23I'm so sorry, I locked the door again.
27:33I told you.
27:35I thought it would be more exciting,
27:37and you just banged your head against the closet door.
27:41It's a crazy day, and a crazy night.
27:44I thought I was going to go crazy.
27:47And how is it that you ruined my day for a week?
27:51At least you solved that.
27:54And I don't know where my Faruk is.
28:05Trelabe, Trelabe, Refko and Chombe throw bombs.
28:09Welcome to another episode of Refko and Chombe throw bombs.
28:13Tonight's topic is divorce.
28:16So, call us, share your experiences with us.
28:19It's well known that 50% of marriages end in divorce,
28:23and the other 50% end in the death of one or both partners.
28:28Tonight, we have a great divorce expert on the line,
28:32Mr. lawyer N.S. Hadzhiadkemcu-Murović.
28:36Mr. Hadzhiadkemcu-Murović made a great statement
28:39when he said that the basic reason for divorce is marriage.
28:42Because if people weren't married, they wouldn't have to divorce.
28:45Mr. Hadzhiadkemcu-Murović, please tell us something about marriage.
28:48I'd just like to say this.
28:50The marital community is the pillar of society,
28:53both of society and of the lawyer's profession.
28:56A famous lawyer once said,
28:59without divorce, a lawyer's soup would be fasting water.
29:03That's a great statement.
29:05Please tell me, I've heard that your divorces are more favorable than others'.
29:09This week, I'm divorcing at share prices.
29:12Two divorces for one price.
29:15Wait, two divorces for one price?
29:17Can't a man be a bachelor for two?
29:20How do I know? I don't care.
29:22But if you're divorcing for two this week,
29:25I'm paying for it as one divorce.
29:28Besides, I'm not doing this out of interest.
29:30I'm doing it out of love for people.
29:32When I see a man after a breakup,
29:34how he feels free, like a wild duck,
29:37I feel somehow fulfilled, sick.
29:40It's obvious that this is about a great expert.
29:44We thank Mr. Enes,
29:46and now we go to our first listener.
29:48Good evening, you are in the program.
29:50Hey, Čombe, hello Čombe.
29:52Hello, hello.
29:53Čombe, I'm really glad I heard this lawyer Enes.
29:56I have to call him tomorrow.
29:58So, divorce.
30:00I have to, I have to leave my wife.
30:02Do you have a reason, or are you just divorcing out of peace?
30:06Sex is a problem, Čombe, sex.
30:08She looked like she was on fire, like she was on fire.
30:11When we finally laid in bed on our first wedding night,
30:14there was so much fire.
30:16Interesting, interesting.
30:18Almost interesting.
30:20And tell me what she says.
30:22She says she's on fire, but I've got short hair.
30:25Short hair?
30:26Yes.
30:27I swear I don't know what that means.
30:30I don't know what that means,
30:32but it doesn't matter what it means,
30:34because we have another listener.
30:36You are in the program.
30:37Hey, Čombe.
30:38Just like your strange listener,
30:40I want to divorce my wife.
30:43So, I totally hit the nail on the head.
30:45Divorce is so incredible.
30:47Tell me, do you have a reason,
30:49or are you just divorcing out of boredom?
30:52She's cheating on me.
30:53Cheating?
30:54Have you seen that?
30:56I haven't, but she's talking.
30:58I heard she's cheating on me.
30:59She's talking?
31:00What does that have to do with anything?
31:01You have to see that you can divorce.
31:03What she's talking about doesn't have to be true.
31:05Oh, is that so?
31:07That's right.
31:08Then, just a moment.
31:12Did you fart?
31:13I'm begging you, don't fart in the program.
31:16Did you see me fart?
31:18I didn't, but I heard.
31:19There you go.
31:20What you heard doesn't have to be true at all.
31:23Cheers, moron.
31:25This is completely logical.
31:27I would just like to emphasize,
31:29to agree with our listeners.
31:55This is completely logical.
31:56I would just like to emphasize,
31:57to agree with our listeners.
31:58Cheers, moron.
31:59This is completely logical.
32:00I would just like to emphasize,
32:01to agree with our listeners.
32:02Cheers, moron.
32:03This is completely logical.
32:04I would just like to emphasize,
32:05to agree with our listeners.
32:06Cheers, moron.
32:07This is completely logical.
32:08I would just like to emphasize,
32:09to agree with our listeners.
32:10Cheers, moron.
32:11This is completely logical.
32:12I would just like to emphasize,
32:13to agree with our listeners.
32:14Cheers, moron.
32:15This is completely logical.
32:16I would just like to emphasize,
32:17to agree with our listeners.
32:18Cheers, moron.
32:19This is completely logical.
32:20I would just like to emphasize,
32:21to agree with our listeners.
32:22Cheers, moron.