Total DramaRama S01E23 Know it All
Courtney must go the whole day without telling the others what to do, but the other kids try to push her to her limit.
Transcript
00:00Good morning, Chef!
00:01Good morning, Courtney!
00:02Know what my favorite thing is about coming here?
00:05The structure.
00:06I know it's kind of a weird thing for a kid to love,
00:09but what can I say?
00:10Rules are kind of my jam.
00:12Backpack placed at a perfect angle
00:14to prevent milk spillage.
00:15Check!
00:16Take off my outdoor shoes.
00:18Check!
00:19Get my indoor shoes from my cup.
00:21Ah!
00:22Ah!
00:23Ah!
00:25Ah!
00:26Guys, can you hear me?
00:29Guys, can you please remember not to leave food in your cubbies?
00:32It's supposed to go in the compost bin in the kitchen.
00:35Compost?
00:36I thought that was a snack bucket.
00:41These were my favorite indoor shoes.
00:49The last chapter of my book is gone.
00:52Now I'll never know how it ends.
00:54Sorry, Courtney.
00:55We were making papier-mâché and we ran out of paper.
00:58Yeah, but we also made some most excellent goldfish.
01:02Check it out.
01:03Guys, you destroyed a classic piece of literature.
01:07Ever feel like you're the only one following the rules
01:10and everyone else is just running around breaking them?
01:15Izzy!
01:16My hair!
01:19Ew!
01:21Hey!
01:22Ah!
01:23Noah, you know flying paper airplanes isn't allowed.
01:27Aw.
01:32Hey, my clothes!
01:34Duncan, why are you doing that?
01:36I'm making homemade tomato sauce the messy way.
01:40Chef, Duncan got me all dirty squishing tomatoes.
01:43Duncan, stop wasting vegetables.
01:46Tomatoes aren't actually a vegetable.
01:48They're a fruit.
01:49What?
01:50That can't be true.
01:51That can't be true.
01:52Alexia, are tomatoes a fruit?
01:55Tomatoes are a fruit.
01:57Everybody knows that.
01:59No!
02:02I don't really care if people break the rules,
02:04but when their rule-breaking messes up my world,
02:07I start to get cheesed.
02:12What's that?
02:13It's a list of rules.
02:15That's a lot of rules, brah.
02:17Rules are important, Jude.
02:19Rules keep things neat and tidy.
02:21Without rules, I would keep little kids from getting run over
02:24and having their indoor shoes eaten by rats.
02:28Where is Chef?
02:29This should be his job.
02:32Incorrect.
02:33Tomato is a fruit.
02:35You ain't even saying it right.
02:37Tomato.
02:38Is a cucumber a vegetable?
02:40Press one.
02:41Fruit?
02:42Press two.
02:43Animal?
02:44Press three.
02:45Vegetable.
02:46One.
02:47Incorrect.
02:48Cucumber is a fruit.
02:50Has my whole life been a lie?
02:54You know what your problem is, Courtney?
02:56I have a problem?
02:58Yes.
02:59You're always telling us what to do and what the rules are.
03:02You are a bossy pants.
03:05No, I'm not.
03:07Come on.
03:08You couldn't go a single day without correcting someone.
03:11Could so.
03:12Okay, then.
03:13How about a little bet?
03:15If you can go the rest of the day without telling anyone what to do,
03:19wouldn't you be the boss of us for the rest of the week?
03:22Wait.
03:23What if she makes us stop eating glue?
03:25Owen, you shouldn't be eating glue.
03:28But I love glue.
03:32I'll have the glue.
03:33Si vous plaît.
03:35But that goes.
03:38Or what if she makes me stop saying dude, dude?
03:41I couldn't do that.
03:42Dude.
03:43See?
03:44Relax.
03:45If slash when Courtney fails, she cleans all our cubbies.
03:58What's the matter?
03:59Chicken?
04:00Never.
04:01You are so going down.
04:06I don't know about this, brah.
04:08Guys, don't sweat it.
04:10It's Courtney.
04:11We're gonna be fine.
04:12But Courtney's smart.
04:14And she hates losing.
04:15And that's why we need to break her down slowly.
04:18Start with a few small oopsies.
04:20Then hit her with a couple of wuh-ohs.
04:22And cap it off with a...
04:24What are you doing?
04:25Stop it.
04:26Stop it.
04:28It's a piece of cake.
04:29Who's with me?
04:31Clean cubbies, here we come.
04:39Follow my lead.
04:41What have we here?
04:44Chef's busy in his office, so he asked me to make the pizza.
04:47Great.
04:48We'll help.
04:49You know what this really needs?
04:51Sardines.
04:54Uh, sure.
04:56Some people like those.
04:58Good call.
04:59You know what goes well with those?
05:01Candy corn and gummy bears.
05:03Yum.
05:05Maple syrup.
05:06Nice.
05:08And it wouldn't be pizza without mayonnaise,
05:11which I think has been left out all night.
05:14But it's probably fine.
05:20I have something to do.
05:23This is gonna be easier than I thought.
05:27Yuck.
05:28Wow, they really want to crack me.
05:30They're gonna have to do more than sardines and expired mayo.
05:36Is this easel taken?
05:37Nope, all yours.
05:39Wow, this is awesome.
05:42It's like lines don't even matter.
05:44Painting outside the lines is surprisingly satisfying.
05:48I just wish I had a bigger brush.
05:51Try this, buddy.
05:57Oh, this is way faster.
06:00I...
06:02You...
06:03This isn't bothering you, is it, Courtney?
06:07Nope.
06:08Then how about this?
06:15Oh, it's in the bag.
06:17Just a matter of time.
06:22Let me tell you, lactose intolerance is for realsies.
06:26And that toilet deserves a holiday.
06:29Hey, um, don't you want to do something else before you leave?
06:34Maybe with soap? And water?
06:38Not that I can think of.
06:40Is there something specific you want to tell me to do?
06:50Nope.
06:54Ew.
06:57Oh, I think I'm starting to lose it.
07:00Get a grip.
07:02We both know what they're trying to do.
07:04We can't let them wear us down.
07:06So keep it together.
07:08How can I when I'm talking to a mirror?
07:10Courtney, stay strong.
07:14Courtney's super close to breaking.
07:17Sounds like she's ready for the big finale.
07:19Nice work, Beth. Up top.
07:22How'd you get her so wound up?
07:24Did a duty. Didn't wash my hands.
07:27Okay.
07:30Ew, dude.
07:32Cucumber seeds are on the inside.
07:35Scientifically speaking, that makes it a fruit.
07:40I feel like my entire world view is messed up.
07:43Up is down. Left is right. Good is evil. Who am I?
07:47I still think this is a bad idea.
07:49Setting off fireworks inside is really dangerous.
07:52Exactly. This idea is so crazy bad, there's no way Courtney won't stop us.
07:59Are those fireworks? Inside the building?
08:03Yep. And we can't think of a single reason why we shouldn't push this thingy down and light them up.
08:10Inside.
08:11They're trying to break me, but I won't break. It's just a bluff.
08:15No one would be that irresponsible.
08:19Right?
08:20You know what? I can't think of a single reason you shouldn't push it down either.
08:26Maybe you should do it then.
08:28I would love to.
08:30I'm waiting.
08:31Oh, I will do it.
08:32Sure. Of course you will.
08:34I can't wait to do it.
08:36Then do it already.
08:37I'm gonna.
08:38Fine.
08:39Good.
08:40Great.
08:41Done.
08:43What did you do?
08:44I thought you'd stop me.
08:46I never stop people from doing dumb things.
08:48Don't blame me. You dared me not to. You know I always rise to a challenge.
08:53It's gonna blow!
08:55Run!
08:56Cucumbers are a fruit!
09:02It's nothing to be scared of. I made peas with it. You can too.
09:11It's beautiful.
09:16I guess the world just isn't ready for the truth about fruits and vegetables.
09:22Wow. I can't believe you did that.
09:25I know. I went all day without telling anyone how to do anything.
09:29I win! Ha! I win!
09:32Officer, they're supposed to be tighter.
09:36Aw, crud.