Courtney orders a Brainiac Ray to help the students prepare for a big test, but she and Gwen find out that it doesn't work as advertised.
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00:00Snack emergency! Snack emergency!
00:04Everyone eat up! We got eggs, we got walnuts, we got omega-3s, 4s, and 19s, and we got kale!
00:11Kale?
00:15Oh! It burns! It burns!
00:17It's brain food! We gotta smarten you kids up pronto!
00:21Chef! These walnuts still have the shells on them!
00:23They do?
00:26Tastes good to me. What is going on?
00:29Don't be alarmed, but the school board is coming to perform mandatory testing that no one is prepared for.
00:35Today!
00:36Testing? Today? But why didn't anyone tell me?
00:41I got an email about it a few months ago, but I completely forgot until I saw it on the news!
00:46Worldwide school testing begins today, so remember, if your kids fail, blame the teacher.
00:51Dum-da-dum!
00:55You kids gotta pass the tests. I need this job!
00:58Yeah, but if we fail, nothing will happen to us!
01:00Wrong! The kids who don't pass the test get sent to work at...
01:04The Cheese Factory!
01:06Oh! I love cheese!
01:09Ha! You won't for long!
01:11Every shift is 28 hours long, and there are no days off!
01:15There's cheese everywhere, but you're not allowed to eat any!
01:18If you try, you'll get zapped by lasers until you...
01:22EXPLODE!
01:24You guys aren't seriously believing Harold's fake story about...
01:28We need to start studying! Now!
01:30Or we can just order this!
01:32Behold! The Brain Spray 3000! It makes you the smartest person in the room!
01:37It says so right in the ad!
01:41I can say with some authority, that's true.
01:46That's cheating! Only studying can make you smart! Chef, what's gonna be on the test?
01:51No clue! Math? History? Emotions? Flavor profiles? Who knows?
01:55It was all in the email, but then there was a... terrible administrative error.
02:00Chef and jelly donut time! Chef and jelly donut time!
02:07Whoa! What is in this donut?
02:10You don't even know what's going to be on the test?
02:14Uh-oh! A light's twitching!
02:16Yep. Storms are coming.
02:19I'm okay! It's okay! That's okay! We're okay! We don't know what's on the test!
02:23No problem! We'll just have to study... everything!
02:30Okay. Start with the easy stuff.
02:33Spell anti-disestablishmentarianism.
02:37A-N-T-I-D...
02:42I'm trying to study! You have to do that right now!
02:46Well, ice melts, Courtney, so... yeah.
02:52I don't need to study anyway. I'm brilliant!
02:55Watch. Twelve times eighty-three is...
02:59I don't know!
03:01Find a way to pass this test!
03:06Sorry.
03:07Why isn't anyone taking this seriously?
03:09Well, we can't study everything, so we decided to study nothing.
03:15Wake me up when it's time to go to the cheese factory.
03:18But if we study, we could...
03:21You're not even going to try?
03:23Nope.
03:27Where are you going?
03:29I'm going to the cheese factory.
03:32Where are you going?
03:34I'm all packed up for the cheese factory.
03:37Goodbye, toy box. Goodbye, spinny globe planet.
03:42I'm gonna miss that globe. I wiped all my boogers on it.
03:47I have my whole life mapped out.
03:49University, double PhD in math slash horseback riding,
03:53a summer house in Malibu...
03:55I can't just give up! I have to pass this test!
03:59I guess Harold's silly idea isn't so bad after all.
04:02BrainStrain 3000, you're my last hope!
04:08I can feel you judging me. Stop it.
04:14This better be worth the ninety-nine cents.
04:17Place on head before activating BrainStrain 3000.
04:22Okay, here we go!
04:25That's funny. I don't feel any smarter.
04:28But I was pretty smart already.
04:30Hmm, better test myself.
04:343.5 seconds? That's the same time I always get.
04:37I just got ripped off.
04:41That dumb brain hat didn't work.
04:43Huh? So what?
04:45I don't know. I just got ripped off.
04:47I don't know. I just got ripped off.
04:49I don't know. I just got ripped off.
04:51I don't know. I just got ripped off.
04:53Huh? Sorry, I was watching my new favorite show.
04:56It's called Blank Square, and it is awesome!
05:00The tablet's not on.
05:02Hey, I was watching that!
05:04So good.
05:05Okay. Weird.
05:09Oh, hey, Courtney! I finally found the perfect place to tunnel!
05:14Woo-hoo! I'm free!
05:16Um, actually...
05:18Check out my lumpy dog! I found it at the animal library!
05:22You stole a camel from the zoo?
05:24Ha-ha! Camels aren't a real thing!
05:28My tunnel has a door?
05:30Cool!
05:31Something weird is going on.
05:33I better tell Chef.
05:35Chef, something strange is going...
05:38Look! I built a little track to race cars on. Right here!
05:45Winner, winner, chicken for supper!
05:48What happened to everyone?
05:50Don't know, but if there's a grade worse than F, that's what they'll get.
05:54Gwen? You seem normal. I mean, for you.
05:57All I know is I was in my egg chair and there was a weird sound,
06:00and now Owen thinks the garbage is Santa Claus.
06:03Santa, your breath smells kind of funny.
06:06Weird sound?
06:08Oh no!
06:10It must have something to do with this thing!
06:13We should call the helpline. Number's on the back of the box.
06:17Brain Strain 3000 Helpline.
06:19Hi! I used your product and it...
06:21Has anyone poured chocolate sauce on their head and declared themselves a dessert yet?
06:25I'm a sundae!
06:27Does butterscotch count?
06:29Yes! It is definitely working. Thank you for purchasing the...
06:32But it didn't make me smarter!
06:34It just made everyone else, well, less smart than they already were.
06:38That's how it works! There's no hat that can make people smarter.
06:41This isn't the future. But you are now the smartest person in that room.
06:45How do we reverse it?
06:46Yeah, we haven't figured that out yet, but our best scientists are working on it.
06:54I gotta go. If you figure out how to reverse it, please call us back.
06:57This is really bad!
07:04A boot is just a cereal bowl you wear on your feet!
07:08They're all going to fail the test because of me!
07:11Glad it's not my fault. I'd feel awful. Guilty. Mortified. Ashamed.
07:17Okay, okay. What if we teach them? Come on, Gwen! We can do this!
07:24Class is in session!
07:42Yay!
07:55Oh no! The school tester is here and no one learned anything!
07:59I'm going to try and fake it. But in case I have to use my plan B,
08:02you should get into your egg chair. You'll be safe there.
08:07The class is just out here! Right this way!
08:12Would you believe they're just, um, learning about mud camel displacement?
08:19Are you kidding me? I'm going to fail every one of you so hard it'll make your head...
08:23You've left me no choice!
08:37Did your plan work?
08:38Yup! No tester means no test! Boom! Another problem solved by Courtney!
08:45This just in, people all around the world are acting a little... kooky.
08:50Pictures! Now let's surf!
08:56How do you fit all the people in here? So small!
09:02How?
09:03You used it outside. So now we're the two smartest people left on Earth.
09:08I can't! I can't!
09:10Whoa! Wait, what are you doing?
09:12Do you really want to spend the rest of your life, just you and me, taking care of all of them?
09:20I hate it when you're right.
09:21Don't worry. You and I will never be right again.
09:29Yee-haw!
09:33Woo-hoo!