A missing piece in Courtney's diorama gets stuck up Beth's nose, and Beth tries to get it out before Courtney notices.
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00:00Did you pull this all the way from home?
00:06Yes! Today's my show-and-tell day!
00:09Everyone knows that Courtney is the best show-er and teller.
00:13Last month she brought in a talking goat.
00:16Little known fact, goats scream when they're scared.
00:21Roar!
00:22Ah!
00:24Jerry, come back!
00:26That was a good one, Courtney!
00:28Okay, maybe it's more of a screaming goat than a talking one.
00:32I can't wait to see what she makes scream today.
00:35What is it? What is it? What is it?
00:38Oh, I can't show you yet. It'll spoil the surprise.
00:41Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:44Well...
00:45Okay, this is my ultimate dream dollhouse.
00:50Ooh!
00:52I designed every piece of it myself, and my dad helped me build it.
00:56It took a year to make.
00:58It has everything I want my house to have when I grow up, even a crafting room.
01:04So you can spill glitter on the floor and no one will get mad?
01:07Exactly!
01:09There's an extra-wide chimney for Santa, and a cozy...
01:12Oh! Wait! Where's my couch?
01:16No, no, no, no, no! It can't be gone!
01:19Have you seen it?
01:20Uh-uh.
01:21Have you?
01:22Nope! Absolutely not!
01:23I need that couch, or I can't do my show and tell.
01:26It has to be perfect!
01:28I may have stuck it up my nose when she wasn't looking,
01:31and by may have, I mean I totally did.
01:34I know it was there when I left the house.
01:36It has to be here.
01:38Things don't just disappear.
01:40And sometimes, they do.
01:44Can't see me, can you? Because I'm invisible.
01:47Um...
01:49Don't worry, Courtney. We'll help you find it.
01:51Yeah!
01:54Not in the chip bag!
01:58Not in the sandbox!
02:01The couch is in the toilet!
02:03Not up here!
02:05I did make a new friend, though.
02:07I'm gonna call him Linty.
02:09Fly, Linty, fly!
02:12Izzy, you know that that bird is...
02:17So, no one found my couch?
02:20Uh-huh.
02:24Uh, hello? Anybody?
02:27What's up, brah?
02:29Welcome to the inside of Best Knows.
02:32They call me Fire Engine Red.
02:34Good to meet ya.
02:35How did you all get in here?
02:37We are the chosen ones, dude.
02:39Bask in the glory.
02:41She likes shoving things up her nose.
02:43That's how I got here.
02:44Wow!
02:45So you just sit around all day making stuff out of Giggle-Dough?
02:49Uh, yeah. This isn't Giggle-Dough.
02:54Don't cry, Courtney.
02:56It's still a cool house.
02:58I can't show my house if it's not complete.
03:01A home's not a home without a couch.
03:04And I was so excited for show-and-tell.
03:09Oh, poor Courtney.
03:11I wonder where her couch went.
03:13Well, I know what you're thinking, but it's not up my nose.
03:16Why did I even say that?
03:19Because it is.
03:20Her couch is up your nose?
03:23How did it end up there?
03:25I can't help it.
03:26I just really like putting things up my nose.
03:30Beth, you're going to have to stop putting things up your nose.
03:33You're running out of room up there.
03:36I can't stop.
03:37Can't you just, you know, pick it out?
03:40I've been trying to pick it out all morning, but I can't find it.
03:45Groovy house, man.
03:47It's where I used to live.
03:49Just looking at it makes me feel warm inside.
03:53What just happened?
03:55Nose picking.
03:56It's a thing people do.
03:58Best not to think about it.
04:00Have you tried blowing your nose?
04:02That's not a real thing.
04:04Try it.
04:05Keep your mouth hole closed and blow out of your nose holes.
04:12Ew.
04:13Oops.
04:14Wrong hole.
04:15I need to rearrange the furniture.
04:17No one will notice.
04:19No!
04:20No!
04:22It's not working.
04:24No matter how I style it, Mom and little Kate have nowhere to sit.
04:27Maybe I dropped it outside.
04:31At least she stopped crying.
04:33That's good, right?
04:39Wow.
04:40She really loves so and tell.
04:46Ah!
04:49Those darn teenagers are leaning on my car again.
04:52I'm coming, Betty!
04:54Ah!
04:55Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:57Cause Courtney's gonna get you.
05:00I'm so glad I'm not you.
05:02Quick.
05:03You guys have to help me get her couch back.
05:05These were the smallest ones I could find.
05:08Here goes nothing.
05:11Oh, man.
05:13Something's got me.
05:15Hot dog!
05:16Hang on!
05:17Grab hold of my...
05:18Darn it!
05:19Why don't I have arms?
05:21Hey!
05:22I remember this hot dog.
05:24Yum!
05:25Owen, no.
05:27We need another idea.
05:28Fast!
05:29Okay.
05:30Let's get that couch.
05:34Nothing?
05:35Nothing.
05:36I feel kind of weird.
05:38Does my face look funny?
05:40No.
05:41No, not at all.
05:43Phew.
05:44That's a relief.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Let's go see if anyone else has an idea.
05:49I have one.
05:50It's called a neti pot.
05:52It's made for clearing out your nostrils.
05:58Okay.
05:59Pretty sure that's not what teapots are for.
06:01Duh.
06:02But it gives me a great idea.
06:05Give her, Owen!
06:08Okay.
06:16Great plan, Cody.
06:21You put all of your heart and soul into something,
06:25and then it just disappears.
06:27My dad and I worked on that house for a year.
06:30Yeah.
06:31That's really sad.
06:32Can I have my chair back now?
06:34I can see why you like this chair, Gwen.
06:36You shut out the world so you can just swim in a pool of your own misery.
06:41What's the point of anything?
06:46I don't like sharing my chair.
06:48You have to fix this.
06:50Guys, it's time we called in Chef.
06:57Chef?
06:58Hey, my Zen!
07:00I put Courtney's dream couch up my nose,
07:02but I didn't know it would make her all griefy,
07:04and I feel really bad,
07:05and I need help getting it out of my nose so she can do her show-and-tell.
07:09Okay, I know just what to do.
07:14Anything come out?
07:15Nothing.
07:16Well, we tried.
07:17Attention, kids!
07:19Show-and-tell will be in five minutes.
07:21Today we have Courtney presenting.
07:23I'm looking forward to this.
07:25That screaming goat was a hoot.
07:29Guess I better tell her the truth.
07:31Hey, Courtney.
07:32Are you getting ready for show-and-tell?
07:35Yes.
07:36But I thought you said you'd never be able to show up without all the furniture.
07:39I've decided that it's okay if my show-and-tell isn't perfect.
07:44So you're not mad anymore?
07:46Nope.
07:47My time in Gwen's egg chair gave me perspective.
07:50The show-and-tell must go on.
07:52Walk away.
07:54Walk away.
07:55Phew.
07:56Because I have something I need to tell you.
07:59I wouldn't do that.
08:01I stuck your couch up my nose.
08:03Wait, what?
08:04Why are you just standing there?
08:06Give it back!
08:07Should have listened.
08:08I've tried everything, but I can't get it out.
08:11Have you tried sneezing?
08:14We really should have thought of that.
08:19I filled this bucket with everything that makes people sneeze.
08:22Pepper, dander, pollen, perfume, spices, fizzy drinks, and cat fur.
08:26I just need a feather.
08:28We're coming up.
08:29Don't worry, Linty.
08:30This won't hurt a bit.
08:32Yeah, because...
08:33He's really got a lot of feathers.
08:35Whatever.
08:37Now, take a big sniff.
08:39This is for you, Courtney.
08:43I don't feel... feel...
08:45Wait.
08:48Hit the deck!
08:49She's gonna blow!
08:51Achoo!
08:56My silver dollar!
08:58My pee-wee ninja!
08:59My watch!
09:00My couch!
09:02And it's covered in boogers!
09:04But it's back.
09:06Thanks, Beth.
09:07Phew.
09:08I promise I will not stick anything else up my nose again for as long as I live.
09:13My dad carved this couch, and I painted it myself.
09:16MidMod is totally trending right now, which is why I went with the green paint.
09:23All by myself.
09:25Looks like somebody needs a hug.
09:27Hot dog!
09:32Ah!
09:33Still no arms.