VeggieTales: Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden Ruler (DVD) (without intro)
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00:00Hi, kids. Welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.
00:05And I'm Larry the Cucumber. And we're here to answer your questions.
00:09That's right. And today's question comes from Little Erica Bangaman of Minot, North Dakota.
00:15Hey, Little Erica. How's it going there in Minot?
00:18Minot be perfect, but it sure beats South Dakota.
00:22Larry, you can't say that.
00:24What?
00:25You just insulted South Dakota.
00:27Well, but I was just making a little joke.
00:30Might not be the best joke ever, but I think it's...
00:32Larry, we have a lot of fans in South Dakota. It's a lovely place.
00:36Every bit as nice as North Dakota.
00:39Well, it might not be so bad, if it weren't for the Badlands.
00:43Oh, yeah. I'm on a roll.
00:46My apologies, South Dakota.
00:50Well, what's the letter say?
00:53Dear Bob and Larry, my family just moved to Minot.
00:57I started going to a new school, and I don't know anybody.
01:00I want to make new friends, which got me wondering.
01:03What do you think it takes to be a good friend?
01:06Sincerely, Erica.
01:08Oh, wow. That's a good question.
01:10Does she have a speedboat? That might help.
01:13No, Larry. Being a good friend has nothing to do with having a speedboat.
01:16What about a bag of lollipops?
01:18Or having a bag of lollipops.
01:20Well, I'm out of ideas.
01:22However, I know a couple of stories that might just help answer that question for both you and Erica.
01:28A speedboat might not make you a better friend, but...
01:31Roll film!
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02:56No!
03:00Hey, buddy. Dreaming about losing to me at checkers again?
03:03Don't take it so hard. I'll give you another shot at the checker king after work.
03:08Thank you for your concern, Poncho, my old friend.
03:11But it was much more than merely a bad dream.
03:14Was it a wretched dream?
03:16Not quite.
03:18Insufferable?
03:19No.
03:20Objectionable? Hideous? Malodorous?
03:23Poncho, I believe I just had the impossible dream.
03:29Just by definition, wouldn't that be impossible?
03:33Maybe you just had a difficult dream, or perhaps an impossibly friendless dream, or even...
03:39Look, it was my dream, and it was impossible, all right?
03:43The lunch crowd will be here soon.
03:46Dream or no dream, it's time to get to work.
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03:55Two cows still mooing in the hail Caesar. Hold the bird.
03:59Order up. Nose boy on bread, side of frog sticks.
04:02Drag him to the garden.
04:03With a stop in the Alps.
04:07Everyone, terrible news. A new restaurant is opening up in town.
04:12Oh, Poncho, did you hear? That means competition.
04:16We might as well close our doors right now.
04:21Hey, don't worry. Many a restaurant has come and gone, but we're still standing.
04:27This is not just any restaurant. It is the Food Factory.
04:34Did you say the Food Factory?
04:37Oui. They are the most popular franchise in the world.
04:41No other restaurant within 50 miles of them can stay open.
04:48Do you, by chance, know exactly where they're opening their new restaurant?
04:52Oui.
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05:02Now, Poncho, don't you worry. The construction alone could stretch out for years.
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05:15But there's no conceivable way they could open for business any time soon.
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05:24I wonder how long it'll take for them to attract a crowd.
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05:30You don't think...
05:31Perish the thought. Our customers are true blue. They'll never desert us.
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05:48Wait a minute. This is it. This was in my dream.
05:52My impossible dream was warning me about the Food Factory. It's all coming true.
05:57Did your dream possibly tell you how to get our customers back?
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06:18What am I going to do?
06:20I'll tell you what you're going to do. You're going to king me.
06:24Oh.
06:27That'll do.
06:28How can we possibly fight this?
06:32Look, we'll restructure. We'll find an area they're not covering and do that.
06:37Your move.
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06:45I win.
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06:49But they do everything. They have food as big as your head.
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07:00Yikes. What's in this stuff?
07:03I don't know what to do, my friend. I'm afraid everything we've worked for is over.
07:08I can't believe my ears. We've made it through thick and thin together. This is no different.
07:14That's where you're wrong, Poncho. I'm afraid it's never been this thin.
07:20Hey, Don. Rematch tomorrow night?
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07:34What am I going to do?
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07:59Oh, heavens!
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08:21Help! Help! Help!
08:26That's right. You'll need a whole lot of help to take down the Checker King, man.
08:31I'm glad you're up, because I've been thinking and I got a couple of great ideas that are guaranteed to turn this place around.
08:38No, I believe I have the solution. My first dream told me what was to come.
08:43Last night's dream has revealed how we will combat the food factory.
08:47Oh, okay. But like I said, I got some ideas, too.
08:51Yes, yes, fine. In my dream, every time I looked in a mirror, I saw a different reflection,
08:57which could only mean that to succeed, I need to be different than I am now.
09:02Maybe it just means you need to clean the mirrors in your dreams.
09:06We need to change the look and image of the restaurant, make it different, something more entertaining.
09:11Poncho, I've dreamed the impossible theme, and we're going to make it happen.
09:18With two-for-one coupons.
09:27Run, don't walk. Get it? W-O-K, walk to Donnie Ha Ha.
09:37I don't think this is going to work.
09:39Patience, my friend. Patience.
09:43La Cucu Mancha! Our prices are so low, you'd think we're crazy!
09:50We're crazy, all right.
09:52Just wait. It'll work.
09:56Chapa Java, why pay a little for coffee when you can pay a lot?
10:03Oh, this is my best idea yet.
10:06Where is everyone?
10:09Hey, Poncho, forget about that old cafe.
10:13Come right over here. Look at how much food they serve.
10:18Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.
10:37Don, hey, look, the checkerboard's all set up.
10:40How about a game to relax and take your mind off the stuff?
10:43Checkers? Checkers? Don't you get it? We're going to lose it all.
10:47Everything we've worked for, and all you can think about is checkers?
10:59I don't know, Poncho. Maybe you should start looking for another job.
11:05Hello, and welcome to the cafe formerly known as La Mancha,
11:08where the food and service are par excellence.
11:11But between you and me, I'd avoid the salsa. It could kill a horse.
11:15Actually, I didn't come here to eat. I came here to hire you.
11:19I'm the manager of the food factory across the street. Perhaps you've heard of us?
11:27The food factory?
11:31The food factory?
11:34It's a pretty big building right over there, across the street.
11:38Right here? On this street?
11:40We got more business than we can handle, and everyone tells me what a great waiter you are.
11:45So I'm here to offer you a job.
11:50Thank you, but I've got to say no. We're usually packed in here.
11:55Right about now.
11:57Look, Poncho, think about yourself for a minute.
12:00Nothing personal, but this Don fellow and this restaurant are failures.
12:05You've got to face facts and cut your losses.
12:12Like I said, think about yourself.
12:18Let me be straight with you. Don and I have worked together for years,
12:23but more importantly, we're friends.
12:25A friend is always loyal, Mr. Food Factory Man,
12:29and I'm going to stick by and help my friend in his time of need.
12:33Well...
12:34Allow me to show you the door.
12:37Look, the door.
12:39I appreciate loyalty, but...
12:41It's the wooden thing with the knob.
12:44If you ever change your mind, just let me know.
12:55If you're going to go, then go.
12:58What did you say?
13:00I said, if you're going to go, then go.
13:04I can't understand a word you're saying.
13:09Go ahead and go. Everyone else has deserted me. Why shouldn't you?
13:14Listen, I'm not leaving Cafe La Mancha. We're going to make it.
13:19You need to get some rest. Maybe we can play tomorrow night.
13:24Perhaps I'll get the answer to all our problems tonight.
13:28Good night, Don Quixote. Pleasant dreams.
13:54Cowards! Come back and fight like us!
13:57Come to me!
14:24Come to me!
14:37Good, you're up. Just wait until you hear my latest idea.
14:41Hold that thought, Poncho.
14:43I just had a dream that was different from all the others.
14:46I now know what to do to rescue our cafe.
14:50Is it a better idea than a touchdown turkey?
14:53I simply need to attack the food factory and vanquish my foe once and for all.
15:00You're kidding, right?
15:02This is my quest. To follow that star.
15:05What star? I thought we were talking about the food factory.
15:08No matter how hopeless. No matter how far.
15:12It's across the street.
15:13To fight for the right without question or...
15:16Sure, that sounds wonderful.
15:18But unless I'm mistaken, attacking restaurants is against the law.
15:23Aren't you paying attention? This is my quest.
15:25Okay. Listen to me very carefully.
15:28I'm telling you as a friend. You can't do this.
15:32Oh, but I must. And you're going to help me.
15:41You're going to make a fool of yourself.
15:43You first. Go.
15:47Attention, ladies and gentlemen.
15:51I have an...
15:52Louder! They can't hear you.
15:56Attention, ladies and gentlemen.
15:59I have an announcement.
16:01The venerable Don Quijote will tonight defend the honor of his restaurant, Cafe La Mancha.
16:12Pancho, leave him and join us.
16:23Thank you, my friend. That's quite enough.
16:30I am Don Quijote.
16:32And I am calling out the food factory to meet me in a battle of honor.
16:37I am calling out the food factory to meet me in a battle of honor.
16:41The winner shall keep his restaurant.
16:44The loser shall leave town forever.
16:50Are you afraid to cross swords with me?
16:53I give you this last warning.
16:56Meet me now and let us do battle, or I shall be forced to attack.
17:01That's crazy.
17:03Crazy, am I?
17:05Look, if you attack my restaurant, I'll have you arrested.
17:09That is where you are wrong, my friend.
17:12I fight for honor, and any authority you call will no doubt agree with me on that point.
17:19Hey, Don. Sheriff Bob here.
17:21Don't do anything crazy or you'll get arrested.
17:24I'm afraid it's too late to back down now.
17:27No, it isn't.
17:29Yes, it is.
17:30Don't do it.
17:31I must.
17:35Ha ha ha ha!
17:56Check, please.
18:01Have you had enough?
18:03Surrender or you shall taste my mop.
18:11This cell cannot hold me.
18:13I demand satisfaction.
18:16Fight me like a man.
18:18Take off your armor and go to bed.
18:20I demand legal counsel.
18:22How about some friendly counsel?
18:25I brought you a few things for your sleepover.
18:28Hold on a minute. What you got in the bag?
18:31Just these regular bedtime supplies.
18:33Did you bring my nighty-night hat?
18:36Check.
18:37You're a good friend, Poncho.
18:40Corn chips?
18:41Got them.
18:42Salsa? Extra spicy?
18:44Yep.
18:45That'll give you nightmares.
18:47Wait a minute.
18:57What are you doing?
18:58I'm doing this for your own good, Don.
19:01I need to stick by you and do what's best for you in your time of need.
19:05What are you talking about?
19:07I need my salsa.
19:09No, Don.
19:10What you need is to lay off the salsa.
19:13No.
19:14You've turned against me, too.
19:16Say it isn't so, Poncho.
19:18Not you.
19:19No!
19:29Poncho!
19:31What are you all doing?
19:33Any bad dreams last night?
19:35Well, come to think of it, no.
19:38Any dreams at all?
19:40No, I slept quite well, thank you.
19:42Your cells are surprisingly comfortable.
19:45I knew it.
19:46It's the extra hot salsa.
19:48Every night you've been eating it before you went to bed.
19:51That's why you've been having bad dreams.
19:53Now, I'm sure that's part of it.
19:55But you don't expect me to believe...
19:59That'd do it all right.
20:01You want to press charges?
20:03We bent the giant spatula back.
20:05No harm, no foul.
20:07If you agree to stop eating that stuff, you're free to go.
20:11Go?
20:12Go where?
20:13Cafe La Mancha is through.
20:15I've got nowhere to go.
20:17Don't be so sure.
20:26I need six orders of toast, extra crispy.
20:30Is that toast French or domestic?
20:32French.
20:33Open for breakfast.
20:35How did you ever come up with that idea?
20:37Simple.
20:38The food factory doesn't open up until lunchtime.
20:41I told you, find something they don't do, and then do that.
20:45Oh, thank you, my friend.
20:47Thank you for standing by me when I needed you the most.
20:50Hey, that's what friends do, my friend.
20:53Now let's get to work.
20:54We have hungry people to feed.
20:56It would be my pleasure.
20:58Say, how about a friendly game of checkers after lunch?
21:01The checker king accepts the challenge and awaits his coronation.
21:12And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry,
21:15the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
21:19There once was a boy who lived in a house
21:24and the house sat under a tree.
21:29By the tree ran a fence that stretched far and wide
21:34round the gated community.
21:44Can I have my ball?
21:46Can you get my ball?
21:48I kicked it into the tree
21:51and my ball bounced up
21:53and my ball dropped in
21:55to the gated community.
22:02Oh, the gated community is where we like to be.
22:06Everything's so lovely, oh, our hearts are filled with glee.
22:09And when you come to visit, you can stand outside and see
22:12what a lovely bunch we are in our gated unity.
22:17Can I have my ball?
22:19Can you get my ball?
22:21I kicked it into the tree
22:24and my ball bounced up
22:26and my ball dropped in
22:28to the gated community.
22:32Oh, the gated community is where we like to be.
22:35Our clothes are never dirty and our lawns are always green.
22:38And when you come to visit, you can stand outside and see
22:41what a tiny bunch we are in our gated unity.
22:45Oh, the gated community, we think you will agree,
22:48is pleasantly devoid of unsightly stray debris.
22:53Oh, the gated community,
22:56our smiles are wide when we're inside in comfy custody.
22:59And when you come to visit, you can stand outside and see
23:02what a smiley bunch we are in our gated unity.
23:05Oh, the gated community is where we like to be.
23:09Our lives have been made perfect by a happy entity.
23:12And when you come to visit, you can stand outside and see
23:15what a lovely bunch we are
23:18what a happy bunch we are
23:21in our gated unity.
23:28This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
23:32Tune in next time to hear Larry say...
23:58Top of the evening, everybody.
24:02Uh, and Dr. Watson here.
24:05What's the good word, Sherlock?
24:07Beats me, but when I find it, you'll be the first to know.
24:12Actually, there are several good words.
24:14For example, there's superb, charitable, philanthropic,
24:17and the ever-dependable, too-good-to-be-forgotten,
24:20which technically, I suppose, isn't a good word,
24:23but rather a group of words.
24:26Uh-huh.
24:28Come, come, my good man. Our table awaits.
24:32You two gents solve another case?
24:34That we have, my dear lady.
24:36One usual, coming right up.
24:40Here you go. Enjoy.
24:44Boy, if the service here gets any slower,
24:46we'll have to find another place.
24:48The games afoot!
24:51So, what are you two celebrating this time?
24:54I can only assume it involves mystery, mayhem, and maleficence.
24:58You could say that.
25:00You could if I understood what you were saying.
25:02So, do tell. What dastardly crime have you just solved?
25:06Well, it's all rather hush-hush.
25:09But no one in London will ever have to worry about
25:12the howling dogs of Baker Street again.
25:15Hooray!
25:17How'd you solve it?
25:19Did you use your superlative powers of observation,
25:21or did basic forensics crack this particular case open?
25:24You sure talk funny.
25:26Actually, it was a combination of the two.
25:28After a careful examination of the crime scene, we...
25:31Decided the best way to explain it is in a song.
25:34Oh, no. Not again.
25:41If all of you are wondering
25:43What I found in all my wandering
25:46Here's a clue for you
25:48I knew just what to do
25:51And, uh, me too.
25:53If a crime has been committed
25:56Which makes you rather curious
25:58While culprits and solutions lurk elusive and impervious
26:01If fancy words bewilder you and make you feel ridiculous
26:04The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone and call
26:07On
26:08Me
26:09Just call 1-800-CHEERLUCK
26:11Operators are standing by
26:13We're so thorough in our searching
26:15As we sip and sort and sloop for clues
26:17Faculty for skirting any felons off deceptive ruse
26:20What? Ah.
26:21We never leave the job except to snack and maybe take a snooze
26:24Offenders best surrender, cause eventually they're sure
26:27To lose
26:29It's all probability, really.
26:31You see, given that logic and deduction are on our side
26:33A criminal stands a highly diminished chance of succeeding in his misdeed
26:37Criminals? What are they thinking?
26:41So if a criminal commits a crime
26:43Who's hiding in his secret lair
26:44He thinks the crime was perfect
26:46But of certain facts he's unaware
26:47He's left a print and not just smudge
26:49A lock of hair upon the stair
26:50We'll find the clue and track him down
26:52And trap him in a secret lair
26:55It seems they're always in their secret lair
26:58The lesson here for all to see
27:00Is really rather obvious
27:01When Sherlock Holmes is on a case
27:03It's sure to be malonious!
27:07In the course of litigation
27:08Our opposers' pleas are tenuous
27:10Following your fancy talk is getting rather strenuous
27:13The crime will not be solved
27:14Until you grab the phone
27:15Wait for the tone
27:16And call
27:17On
27:18Me
27:28Well, another perfect ending to another perfect day
27:32Something bothering you, my good man?
27:35I thought we solved these cases together
27:37But you're the only one who gets any credit for them
27:40Now that's just silly
27:41We're a team
27:42We're friends
27:43You and everyone else knows that
27:45But do you know that?
27:46Is that the way you treat a friend?
27:48What do you mean?
27:49We're friends, right?
27:51Of course we're friends
27:52Well then, is that how you treat a friend?
27:55Is how how I treat a friend?
27:57Well, I'll tell you
27:58Mr. Sherlock Holmes!
27:59Dr. Watson!
28:00I thank heavens I've found you!
28:02There's been a robbery at Buckingham Palace
28:04And we're in desperate need of your services
28:07What?
28:08There's been a robbery at Buckingham Palace
28:12And we're in desperate need of your services
28:17I can't understand a word you're saying
28:19Seriously, what?
28:20There's been a robbery at Buckingham Palace
28:23A robbery?
28:24Then come, come, Dr. Watson
28:26The game's afoot!
28:35Oh, thank goodness you've arrived
28:37We're in desperate need of your services
28:40Now him I understand
28:42This crime is a case of national security
28:44If it's not solved quickly, I fear dire consequences
28:48Don't worry, my good man
28:49We'll have it solved in a jiffy
28:51What was stolen?
28:53A key
28:54I'm sorry, I thought you said a key
28:56I did
28:57You lost your keys?
28:59Seriously, that's it?
29:00Go to a hardware store and get a copy made
29:02Get a keychain like the rest of us
29:04You don't need the world's greatest living detective
29:06You need a locksmith
29:08Sherlock, if I may
29:09Sir, what did the key unlock?
29:12The door to the room where the golden ruler is kept
29:16Quickly, Sherlock
29:17There's not a moment to waste
29:19Alright, would somebody please tell me what's going on?
29:25This is where the key was only just this morning
29:29Hmm, yes, I see
29:32Ahem, excuse me
29:35Little help here?
29:36What's up?
29:37Well, you
29:38Could you describe what you see?
29:40Okie dokie
29:41It's your basic pillow without a key in it
29:44Not much to write home about
29:46As near as I can figure, whoever stole this has a great dislike for soft pillows
29:51Because, if you're going to steal a key, who wouldn't take this pillow?
29:55I mean, it's gorgeous
29:57Now, I'm putting my money on a headless bandit with a morbid fear of pillows
30:02Why headless?
30:04If you don't have a head, you wouldn't need a pillow
30:06Come now, let's be logical
30:07Prime Minister, exactly where is the door that this key unlocks?
30:14And that's where you keep the golden ruler?
30:16Yes
30:17It all comes together
30:19Yes, it all comes together now
30:21The room that holds the golden ruler
30:24The old golden ruler
30:26So, what's the golden ruler?
30:28Only the most valuable treasure in the entire kingdom
30:32Right, got that
30:34But what is it?
30:35Wait, nobody move
30:37Our criminal has left their footprints in the dust on the floor
30:41We must all be extremely careful not to disturb these clues
30:45Alright, nobody move
30:47You heard him, nobody move
30:49I'm Detective Bill Trout from the Forensic Investigators of South Hampton
30:54And I'm Sergeant John Spud from the Canterbury Highway Patrol
30:59Oh great, fish and chips, not again
31:03Don't you guys ever take a break?
31:05We've been sent to secure the area
31:07Prepare to be secured
31:12Please, wait, you're disturbing the crime scene
31:15This is our jurisdiction
31:16Your services are no longer required, ta-ta
31:20Gentlemen, please, Mr. Sherlock Holmes is the world's greatest living detective
31:33Move along
31:34Nothing to see here
31:36If I could just have a few more minutes
31:38I said, move along
31:40Whoa!
31:50Look what you found, a secret passageway
31:53Oh, good job, Sherlock
31:55This? Oh, all in a day's work
31:59The footprints enter and exit right here
32:02This was how the key was stolen
32:04Move along
32:05Nothing to see here
32:07I shall announce this to the king and queen immediately
32:10Oh, let me
32:12Whoa!
32:14Whoa!
32:21Move along
32:22Nothing to see here
32:29Top of the evening, one and all
32:32And his partner in crime, Dr. Watson
32:36So, lads, what's shakin'?
32:38When we're on the case, the boots of every criminal in London
32:43My good lady, the usual, if you please
32:45So, Sherlock, what nefarious no-good Nick
32:48Did you and Dr. Watson incarcerate this fine evening?
32:51Come again?
32:52He means, did we arrest anyone tonight?
32:54Oh, well, as always, it's all rather hush-hush
32:59But yours truly stumbled upon a clue that blew this case wide open
33:04We should have our criminal before the week is out
33:09Now, I can't reveal exactly where I was tonight
33:13But let's just say it rhymes with
33:16Luckingham, Dallas
33:20There I was, faced with perhaps the most difficult mystery in my career
33:25If I failed here, the most valuable treasure of the entire kingdom would be lost
33:31Fortunately for the king and queen, I was on the top of my game
33:39Hey, hey, Watson, where are you going? You haven't touched her cake
33:43Well, you didn't need my help solving the case
33:46So why would you need my help eating the cake?
33:50You were the one who solved the case, right?
33:53Well, yeah
33:55Watson? Watson?
33:58Watson, come on, don't be mad
34:01Just come back inside and tell me what's bothering you
34:04What's bothering me? What's bothering me? What's bothering me?
34:09Yes, yes, yes
34:12Is this a game? Are we saying everything in threes?
34:14You really don't have a clue, do you?
34:16Look, I know we're a team, you know we're a team, everybody knows we're a team
34:21So what's the problem? So I leave out some minor details
34:24Like the fact that I've worked with you on every single case?
34:27Exactly, little stuff like that
34:29So, you ready for some cake? Because I'm starving
34:32You are amazing
34:34Why, thank you
34:35You're not so bad yourself
34:37See, when I put my mind to it, I can compliment you
34:40Do you know what really hurts?
34:42When you stub your toe?
34:44Or when you accidentally run into a wall?
34:46Or when you're walking along and an anvil falls on your head?
34:49Now that hurts like the dickens
34:51What really hurts is when someone says they're your friend, but they don't treat you like one
34:57I see
34:59Ow, it's in my toes
35:02But you saw in our autograph books
35:05I'm never too busy to help out a fan
35:09Good night!
35:11Anyway, what were you saying?
35:13Did you sign both of our names?
35:15Uh, they only asked for mine
35:18You just don't get it
35:20When you want to start treating me like a friend, come talk to me
35:24What don't I get?
35:26But, we're a team
35:28Where are you going?
35:29Come back, Doc
35:31I'm not going back
35:33I'm not going back
35:35We're a team
35:36Where are you going?
35:38Come back, Dr. Watson
35:40Dr. Watson!
35:55Hello?
35:56Mr. Rounds, are you here?
35:59Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Rounds
36:01But the golden roller has been stolen
36:04What?
36:05I said, sorry to interrupt, but the golden roller has been stolen
36:13What language are you speaking?
36:15Say, I speak Scottish
36:17He says someone's golden hula is swollen
36:22No, he said the goat and jeweler are out strolling
36:26See, I thought I was hearing something about Samoans
36:29Perhaps coats and stools all go bowling
36:32Folding scooters have been rolling
36:34The golden ruler has been stolen
36:40Oh!
36:42Stolen?
36:44Then come, come, Dr. Watson
36:46Oh, can you wait here a minute? I'll be right with you
36:50Hello? Dr. Watson? Hello?
36:56Excuse me, but is Dr. Watson home?
36:59The good doctor's been gone all day
37:02Suffering from a broken heart, he is
37:04And I don't expect him back any time soon
37:09Oh, Mr. Holmes, isn't it?
37:11Shame on you for not being a better friend to the good doctor
37:19How many needs does he have?
37:22Well, he's a good doctor
37:25He's a good doctor
37:27He's a good doctor
37:29He's a good doctor
37:31He's a good doctor
37:33He's a good doctor
37:36Well, if it isn't the High and Mighty Sherlock Holmes
37:42If you'd just followed the golden rule, none of this would have happened
37:52Now that just hurts like the dickens
37:55Excuse me, but I must find Dr. Watson
37:58Oh, you must, must you?
38:01Well, if you're such a great detective, go find him yourself
38:06Oh well, the game's afoot
38:11Nothing to see here, move along
38:15Oh, Mr. Holmes, how good of you to come
38:18I'm afraid this latest turn of events is all rather scandalous
38:22What if word of this theft somehow leaks out to the press?
38:27Too late, the golden ruler has been stolen
38:31Tell me everything you know
38:33Oh, my, everything? Well, let's start with history
38:36The Moors invaded Spain in 711 A.D., and after that...
38:39About the case, I mean
38:41Oh, quite right
38:43The stolen key from the key room unlocked the door to the treasure room
38:47And the golden ruler is gone, that's about it
38:50Move along
38:52Nothing to see here
38:54Sorry to put so much pressure on you, but would it be too much trouble to ask you to save the day?
38:59I'm on the job
39:04So, where do we begin?
39:06Don't have a clue
39:08Usually about this time Dr. Watson would ask something like, when did this crime take place?
39:12Well, it must have happened at the changing of the guard
39:15But that's what I can't understand
39:17After the loss of the key, we've doubled our guard duty
39:20Right, changing of the guard
39:22And since every entrance and exit is blocked
39:25And there's no other way in or out of that room
39:28It can only mean that this is a lot harder than it looks
39:35Unless... Wait a minute
39:42Excellent deduction, Sherlock
39:49All is not lost
39:51Detective Trout of Fish and Chips has deduced that the thief and our national treasure
39:57Are still hiding within the walls of our palace
40:01Well done, Mr. Trout
40:03You have provided a great service to your kingdom
40:06Hey, hold on
40:08That's what I just said to the Prime Minister
40:10You stole my idea, Fish
40:12That was my idea
40:14How would you like it if I did that to you?
40:17Wait a minute
40:21That's it, I get it, I get it now
40:24Thank you, Detective Trout
40:26You stole my idea and took credit for it
40:28I don't like to be treated like that and I can't thank you enough
40:31Uh, okay
40:33Don't you see? This is what Dr. Watson's been talking about all along
40:37In the past, I took credit for everything
40:39I wasn't trying to be mean, but I was inconsiderate, like you
40:43Fine, now move along
40:47This is fantastic, I finally understand
40:50Your Highness, we need to treat others like we want to be treated
40:54That's exactly what the Golden Ruler says
40:57Which is why it's the most valuable treasure in all the kingdom
41:01That means we need to treat our friends like we want to be treated, too
41:05Oh yes, it certainly does apply to friends
41:08Yeah, I can't solve this case on my own
41:11I need my teammate, the greatest detective in all the land
41:14I need Dr. Watson
41:16And so you shall have him
41:21Dr. Watson! I get it!
41:23I know, I saw
41:25Your Majesty, if it please the court, I would like to reveal the criminal
41:29Who had the audacity to steal the Golden Ruler
41:32Now hold on a minute
41:34I've got jurisdiction here, so move along
41:38Right after you solve the case
41:41As my good friend Sherlock has rightly deduced
41:44The thief in question is still in our midst
41:47Because this was an inside job
41:50The thief is none other than...
41:53One of the palace guards
41:55Are you quite sure?
41:57Each of our palace guards is loyal to the court
42:00Oh yes, but one guard happens to be an imposter
42:03A foreign spy sent here to steal England's most precious possession
42:07I won't have it! If you're a thief, step forward
42:12Your Majesty, if I may
42:14Are any of you guards foreign spies?
42:17No!
42:18And are all of you loyal to the crown?
42:21We!
42:22I'm sorry, Dr. Watson, but I've questioned them thoroughly
42:25And I'm afraid you're mistaken
42:27Prime Minister, people may sometimes lie
42:30But facts never do
42:32First, there were the footprints we found in the key room
42:35They're the exact size of a pea
42:38Then there was the secret passageway
42:40On the wall, I found black fibers
42:43Not only do these fibers match the guards' hats perfectly
42:46But they start and stop at the exact height of an English guard
42:51That's how I knew a guard had stolen the key
42:53But I still didn't know why
42:55That is, until this morning
42:57That's when I secretly investigated the crime scene
43:00And found the answer to my riddle
43:02So you were here all the time? I should have known it
43:05I found crumbs
43:06Crumbs that turned out to be from green cheese and baguette bread
43:10The breakfast staple not of England, but of a foreign land
43:16That's when I knew a spy was in our midst
43:19But you saw me question our guards
43:22All of them are loyal to the crown
43:24Are they? Are they? Are they?
43:27I love threes
43:29If my best friend, Dr. Watson, says that one of them is a spy
43:32You had best better believe it, buddy
43:35Whoa!
43:41Oh!
43:45The golden ruler!
43:50A spy!
43:52And I would have gotten away with it, too
43:54But for my irrepressible love of green cheese and baguette bread
43:59Our national treasure has been recovered
44:02All because of you, Mr. Holmes
44:05Oh, no. Begging the king's pardon
44:07But the real hero here is Dr. Watson
44:09No, Sherlock. We did it as a team, as friends
44:13That's right. As friends
44:17Treat others the way you want to be treated
44:20That just about says it all, doesn't it?
44:23Forgive me?
44:24You bet, buddy
44:31If a crime has been committed, which makes you rather curious
44:34While culprits and solutions lurk elusive and impervious
44:37And fancy words bewilder you and make you feel ridiculous
44:40The crime will not be solved until you grab the phone and call on us
44:44A team that's not defeated
44:47When I treat you like I want to be treated
44:51We're so thorough in our searching as we sift and sort and sleuth for clues
44:54Faculty for skirting any felons off deceptive ruse
44:57We cover any treasure, be it gold or silver, cash or jewels
44:59No criminal are with defy
45:01And may as well not even try
45:02As long as these two friends live by the golden rule
45:22Larry, do you have something you want to say?
45:24Yeah. I wasn't thinking about your feelings when I made fun of you
45:29I wouldn't want you to make fun of me
45:31Will you forgive me, South Dakota?
45:34I think so. Historically, it's been a very forgiving state
45:38That's good. But how will I know?
45:57I think that means yes
45:59You see, Larry, and Erica from Minot
46:02Just like in the story of Sherlock Holmes
46:04To be a good friend, we need to treat our friends like we want to be treated
46:08And like we learned in the story of the Asparagus of La Mancha
46:11Being a good friend means that we need to do what's best for our friends
46:14And stick by them when they need us the most
46:16Let's see if Qwerty has a verse for us today
46:21A friend loves at all times
46:23And a brother is born for adversity
46:25Proverbs 17, 17
46:28Excuse me
46:30So, Erica from Minot
46:32The best thing to keep in mind when you're looking to make a good friend
46:35Is how to be a good friend
46:37And if you can do that, I think you'll do just fine
46:41That's right, Erica. You'll be just fine
46:44What are you doing?
46:46Dress rehearsal for the next show starts in two minutes
46:49Do you mind if we finish this show first?
46:51Carry on, little red guy
46:54Remember, kids, God made you special
46:57And he loves you very much
46:59Bye
47:02Nobody told me about a dress rehearsal
47:04Don't worry. You're not in it
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