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00:00Okay, Bob. Follow me.
00:02Larry, I can't see you.
00:04How am I supposed to follow you?
00:06Just move this way.
00:08Okay. You ready for this?
00:10You've got me really curious, Larry.
00:12What are you up to?
00:14You'll see.
00:16Well?
00:18It's a curtain.
00:20Bob, it's not just any curtain.
00:22It's an Extreme Redo Crying Edition curtain.
00:24So?
00:26While you were on vacation last week,
00:28the crew from Extreme Redo Crying Edition
00:30came in and redid the kitchen.
00:32We've had a total kitchen makeover.
00:38How you feeling right now, man?
00:40I feel good.
00:42You hear that?
00:44He feels good.
00:46Aww!
00:48Well, my friend,
00:50get ready to feel great.
00:52Pull that curtain!
00:54Pull that curtain!
00:58You guys are amazing.
01:00Light blue walls, a throw pillow.
01:02The place has been completely transformed.
01:06It looks the same to me.
01:08Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
01:10Let it all out.
01:12What? Where's Qwerty?
01:14Hi, Qwerty.
01:16Greetings, Larry.
01:18Qwerty? Is that you?
01:20Oh, yeah. Extreme Redo.
01:22Qwerty's needed an upgrade for 10 years.
01:24Looking good, buddy.
01:26I feel like a million bits.
01:28Ha-ha. Get it? Bits.
01:30Good one.
01:32Yeah, we've upgraded his humor chip.
01:34LOL.
01:38I've got mail.
01:40You've never had mail before, buddy.
01:42And now you do.
01:44How's that feel?
01:46I feel like a million bits.
01:48Aww. That's so sweet.
01:52Dear Bob and Mary,
01:54my mom and dad are always telling me
01:56stuff I don't want to do,
01:58like making my bed, doing my homework,
02:00practicing piano, that kind of stuff.
02:02All I want to do is play.
02:04What should I do?
02:06Your friend, Liam Young.
02:08Wow. That's pretty cool.
02:10We are hip, happening, and now
02:12thanks to Extreme Redo.
02:14I don't know what to say.
02:16You don't have to say anything.
02:18You can just cry if you want.
02:20You want to cry?
02:22Uh-huh.
02:26Come on, let it go.
02:28Let the tomato flow.
02:30Here you go, Liam.
02:32Roll film!
02:38Once upon a time
02:40in the small Italian town
02:42of Bologna Salami...
02:44Hey, buongiorno!
02:46What are you doing?
02:48...there lived a lonely toy maker
02:50named Gelato.
02:52Just because I talk to toys
02:54doesn't make me lonely.
02:56Besides, I've got ducks.
02:58And his assistant, Cricket.
03:00I am not a cricket.
03:02His assistant named Cricket.
03:04I am a caterpillar.
03:06Well, that is only half true.
03:08Kind and honest Gelato
03:10was never married, so he had no
03:12children he could call his own.
03:14I call this one.
03:16Oh.
03:18His three beloved brothers
03:20were mysteriously lost at sea
03:22while delivering meatballs
03:24to the small island of Boyardee.
03:28So Gelato poured all of his
03:30loneliness and love
03:32into the toys he carved
03:34for the joy of others.
03:36One of the toys, a wooden duck,
03:38was so realistic
03:40a family of motherless ducklings
03:42followed it home.
03:44Gelato loved the ducks
03:46like they were his own children.
03:48Oh, how he loved to teach them.
03:50And oh, how they loved to listen.
03:52He taught them about right and wrong,
03:54responsibility,
03:56honesty, and monopoly.
03:58Greg is fascinated with real estate.
04:00Cricket was glad
04:02Gelato was happier
04:04even though ducks made him nervous.
04:06They eat caterpillars!
04:08Well, good thing you're a cricket.
04:10I have got to change my name.
04:12And so the ducklings
04:14listened closely as Gelato
04:16taught them everything
04:18they needed to know.
04:20Look at little Liliana
04:22as her mother shows her how
04:24to gather breakfast from a chicken
04:26or make milkshakes from a cow.
04:28Even Stephen's juggling papa
04:30taught him when to take a bow.
04:32Nothing's missing cause they listened
04:34when their parents taught them how.
04:36A mother and a father
04:38know the ways to live life right.
04:40Now you!
04:44Wonderful!
04:46Now harmonize!
04:50Beautiful!
04:52Now piglet!
04:58Perfect!
05:00Now barbershop!
05:02Quack!
05:06So take these little lessons
05:08that I offer me to you.
05:10They go through your ears
05:12and in your heart
05:14to teach you what is true.
05:16A father loves his little ones,
05:18he'll teach them what is right.
05:20And if you listen closely
05:22then your games will turn out right.
05:24Listen little ducklings
05:26and little ducklings
05:28and little ducklings
05:30and little ducklings
05:32and your life will turn out right.
05:38Psst! Gelato!
05:40Parcheesi! How's the woodworking business?
05:42Oh, love the smell,
05:44hate the splinters.
05:46You can say that again.
05:48Hate the splinters.
05:50Say, you wouldn't need a nice piece of wood, would ya?
05:52Wood? Would I?
05:54But I can't, so I won't.
05:56I've only got five pennies right now.
05:58And money we don't have, right ducklings?
06:00Oh, it's your lucky day, Gelato!
06:04This very special piece
06:06is yours, absolutely free.
06:08Huh?
06:10Nothing's free, Parcheesi.
06:12True, except this piece of wood.
06:14Wow!
06:18Oh dear.
06:20Must be Mexican jumping wood.
06:22It's pistachio wood
06:24from a pistachio tree.
06:26Very special.
06:30Well, at least you could let me pay you a little something, Parcheesi.
06:32Parcheesi?
06:34No need to pay. It's all yours.
06:40Something smells fishy.
06:44No, it smells like pistachios.
06:46Hooray! A bonus piece of wood
06:48for a bonus toy.
06:50Come, little ducklings.
06:52Daddy's gonna carve you a brother.
06:54He has bad idea written
06:56all over it.
06:58Really? Must be tiny writing.
07:04Good night, little ones.
07:06Bruce, let's hope that beak guard helps your snoring.
07:08Gary,
07:10it's not polite to eat worms in bed.
07:14Good night, Greg.
07:16Sweet dreams, little ones.
07:18Prepare yourself for a long night, Cricket.
07:24All
07:26throughout the night, Gelato
07:28poured his love into this new
07:30and very special
07:32wood carving.
07:50And...
07:52finish.
08:04Ooh!
08:06It just winked at me.
08:08Whoa!
08:10Hey!
08:12Come back!
08:16Silly toy,
08:18why don't you just stay still?
08:20Me?
08:22I don't have to listen to anybody.
08:24I can do whatever I want,
08:26whenever I want.
08:28You're not like the other toys, are you?
08:30Never heard of toys.
08:32I will call you Pistachio,
08:34after the wood from which you were made.
08:36Nobody made me.
08:38I'm outta here.
08:40Whoa, hold your horses, Pistachio.
08:42You're a part of the family now.
08:44I'm your father, Gelato.
08:46Never heard of a father.
08:48How to be happy.
08:50I don't need any lessons.
08:52I can find happiness without anybody's help.
08:54Oh, Pistachio.
08:56You need to listen to those who love you the most,
08:58your parents.
09:00Why should I listen to my parents?
09:02I want what's best for me.
09:04Because you are too young to know
09:06what is best for you, Pistachio.
09:08Trust me, I was a boy once, too.
09:10Tomorrow, we'll take a field trip
09:12for your first lesson in life.
09:14But for now, we must sleep.
09:16I can try it your way.
09:18For now.
09:20That's my log, uh, boy.
09:22Good night, Cricket.
09:24I am a caterpillar.
09:26Good night, Pistachio.
09:28You will see.
09:30Gelato is a good father.
09:32He has learned great things from his own father.
09:34And you will learn those things from him.
09:36If you will listen.
09:38Well, if I don't,
09:40I'm not hanging around a bunch of ducks.
09:42A team.
09:44Not a team of ducks.
09:46It is a team of ducks.
09:48Like a gaggle of geese or a herd of cattle.
09:50Never heard of cattle.
09:52Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this.
10:00So Gelato took his ducklings and Pistachio
10:02to the art museum,
10:04where he would use the paintings
10:06to teach a very important lesson.
10:10Just pictures?
10:12Sorry.
10:14You'll see, Pistachio.
10:16There's nothing like art to help you find your way.
10:18Hey, Art.
10:20Aye, what's up, Gelato?
10:22Which way to the sheep paintings?
10:24Down and to the left, past the prodigal.
10:26Thanks, Art.
10:30Gary, you should have gone before we left home.
10:42Now here's what I really wanted to show you.
10:44Sheep!
10:46Never heard of sheep.
10:48It's a flock of sheep.
10:50You're thinking of cattle.
10:52It was the shepherd's job to take care of 100 sheep.
10:56One sheep ran away and got lost.
10:58Even though there were still 99 more,
11:00the shepherd left the 99
11:02to go off into a storm
11:04in search of that one lost sheep.
11:06Why would he do that?
11:08Well, because he was a good shepherd
11:10and he loved all the sheep.
11:12He didn't want to lose a single one.
11:14Why did the little sheep run away?
11:16Nobody knows.
11:18Maybe a wolf dressed like a sheep talked him into it.
11:20Maybe he thought he could find something more fun
11:22than following his shepherd.
11:24Maybe he thought he knew best.
11:26By the time the shepherd found him,
11:28he was cold and miserable.
11:30He knew he should have listened to the shepherd.
11:32Some children act the same way.
11:34They foolishly think they know best,
11:36that they don't need to listen to their parents.
11:38But me, I'm no fool, no sorry.
11:40Nicely put, Cricket.
11:42You should sit on my mallet and finish all of my stories.
11:44Moralizing runs very deep in my family.
11:52I do love this painting.
12:04Say...
12:06How about this painting you love so much
12:08as in one of those art books?
12:10And they're only five cents.
12:12I'd be happy to go buy it for you.
12:14Can I have five cents? Huh? Can I?
12:16Wow! That's great that you've taken an interest in art so soon.
12:20But five cents is all the money I have.
12:22But it's filled with artwork that we could take home.
12:26I thought you wanted your children to learn.
12:28I want to learn all I can.
12:32Hey, don't look at me.
12:34I cannot even lift a penny.
12:40So Gelato gave Pistachio his five pennies to buy the book,
12:44but made him promise to go straight there
12:46and then come right back.
12:48Oh, I promise.
12:50The moment he lied,
12:52something strange happened to Pistachio's nose.
12:56But we'll get to that later.
12:58Hmm. Growing boy.
13:00Okay, now, who can tell me the population of Luxembourg?
13:04Oh, close, Greg, but you forgot the suburbs.
13:20Come young, come all
13:22To my puppets down the hall
13:24To the fun that you're not supposed to have
13:28I'll do some impressions
13:30But there won't be boring lessons
13:32Like the ones that you get from your dad
13:38As silly as a tickle
13:40Soddy tickets cost a nickel
13:42A small price to pay to be glad
13:46So come see my talents
13:50Abandon your parents
13:54It's fun and it's no strings attached
13:58No strings?
14:00Huh?
14:02Amazing! A puppet with no strings!
14:06If you were in the show, I'd be rich!
14:10Picture people paying golden coins
14:12To watch this little boy
14:14As he sings for them and dances
14:16As the world's his stringless toy
14:18It's so genius just between us
14:20Everyone will cry encore
14:22Encore!
14:24Boy, it's no time to be modest
14:26People will soon applaud us
14:28Look at what you've brought us
14:42Stick away from me!
14:50Whoa, those are the biggest pennies I've ever seen!
14:54Wait! Get back here, puppet!
14:56You're coming with us!
14:58No, I'm not!
15:00Get him, Alfredo!
15:12Oh, I wonder who these belong to?
15:16What seems to be the problem, little log?
15:18I'm not a log, I'm a toy
15:20Could have fooled me
15:22I am Confetti, the fox
15:24And I am Purina, the cat
15:26You don't look like a cat
15:30Meow
15:32Why so glum, chum?
15:34Oh, I probably shouldn't say
15:36You already started saying
15:38All you have to do is finish
15:40Huh?
15:42What are you hiding behind your back?
15:44Um, my father, Gelato, was teaching me a lesson
15:46And gave me five pennies to buy a book
15:48But instead of a book
15:50I bought a ticket to a puppet show
15:52Where this scary guy was singing
15:54And chasing me
15:56Weird
15:58And we fell into some coves
16:00Where I found these
16:02And I don't know who they are
16:04Why, they're yours, of course
16:06Huh?
16:08Finders keepers
16:10This lesson-teaching father of yours
16:12Will be so proud that you have turned
16:14Five pennies into five golden coins
16:16But I didn't
16:18Okay, everybody bundled up?
16:20They've got feathers
16:22So that's a yes
16:24Where'd Pistachio run off to?
16:26Are you coming, Pistachio?
16:28Coming, father
16:30Alright then, let's head out
16:34It takes a clever boy
16:36To turn pennies into gold coins
16:38Clever enough for our opportunity
16:40Opportunity?
16:42What would you say if I told you
16:44There was a way to turn your five golden coins
16:46Into hundreds?
16:48Well, I was really
16:50Supposed to buy a book with this
16:52So me and the ducks
16:54Could learn more about art
16:56Oh, ducks know everything there is to know about art
16:58That's a fact
17:00Indeed
17:02And what's the purpose of an education
17:04Other than to teach you how to go out into the world
17:06And make money?
17:08And here's your opportunity
17:10The Waterfront Carnival
17:12It'll be such fun
17:14And won't your father be impressed
17:16When you show him you are such a clever boy
17:20Alright, let's do it
17:24Wow, this is way better than art
17:28And here we are
17:30One gold coin to play
17:32Calling all clever children
17:34Win, win, win
17:36At the wheel of moolah
17:38What's moolah?
17:40More money than you could possibly count
17:42I don't know how to count
17:44Ah, see how honest I am
17:46How does it work?
17:48Simple, you give me a gold coin and spin the wheel
17:50Whenever it stops
17:52You multiply your money that many times
17:54Wow, so the worst that could happen
17:56Is I get my gold coin back
18:00That's not really your thing, is it?
18:06Spin away
18:08Come on, Big Ten
18:12Zero?
18:14Oops, that almost never happens
18:16Aw, you lose
18:18Looks like this one's mine
18:20Lose?
18:22That wasn't supposed to happen
18:24Aw, I'm sure you'll win it back in the next game
18:26Really?
18:28Of course, why would we steal you wrong?
18:30Gold chips always make me hungry
18:32Who wants a corn dog?
18:34One, two, three
18:36Uh-oh, a gelato?
18:38Hey, one of my ducklings is missing
18:40You mean Pistachio
18:42Pistachio?
18:44What happened to Pistachio?
18:46I have no idea
18:48But it is not that bad
18:50You still have got three other ducklings
18:52Pick it
18:54Caterpillar
18:56Remember the painting of the lost sheep?
18:58Like any good shepherd, I love all my children the same
19:00That means you, and Pistachio too
19:02I won't rest until we're all home
19:04No matter what
19:10Better make that corn dog to go
19:16And now it's time for
19:18Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
19:20The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings
19:22An obscure Broadway show tune
19:24Without further ado
19:26From the unknown musical
19:28Office Supplies
19:30The heart-rending love song
19:32Where have all the staplers gone?
19:40We don't have much time
19:42Before the big meeting
19:44No, no we don't
19:46Have you seen
19:48The scissors, miss?
19:50They're in the bottom drawer
19:52I tried that drawer
19:54But they're there no more
19:56That's odd
19:58I know I thought for sure
20:00Have you seen
20:02The masking tape?
20:04It's right next to
20:06The phone
20:08It's right next to
20:10The phone
20:12That's what I thought
20:14But now it's not
20:16I guess I should
20:18Have known
20:20Oh
20:22Where have all the staplers
20:24Gone?
20:26What happened to our
20:28Paper clips?
20:30The ballpoint pens
20:32Are gone again
20:34They're gone again
20:36Ticket pads have lost
20:38Their stick
20:42Do you remember
20:44When
20:46The rubber bands
20:48Were in their place?
20:50They're in the middle drawer
20:54Light bulbs
20:56Easy to replace
20:58Yes
21:00There were always more
21:02Read the paper raining down
21:04Legal pads
21:06A-plenty
21:08Highlighters
21:10In every hue
21:12I remember
21:14Never less than twenty
21:16Oh
21:18Where have all the staplers
21:20Gone?
21:22What happened to our
21:24Paper clips?
21:26The ballpoint pens
21:28Are gone again
21:30They're gone again
21:32We've run out
21:34Of packing slips
21:36Someday my prince
21:38Will come
21:40Please replace the toner
21:42Someday we'll find more of
21:44Our vanilla folders
21:46Someday my prince will come
21:48Where's the printer cable?
21:50Someday we'll find more of
21:52Adhesive shipping labels
21:58Where have all the staplers
22:00Gone?
22:02What happened to
22:04Our paper clips?
22:06The ballpoint pens
22:08Are gone again
22:10They're gone again
22:12The Sharpies all
22:14Have flattened
22:16Tips
22:22Where have all the
22:24Staplers
22:26Gone?
22:30Gone
22:32This has been
22:34Obscure Broadway Showtoons with
22:36Ned. Tune in for Act 2
22:38Revenge of the
22:40Staplers
22:46So Gelato
22:48went off in search of his little
22:50lost duckling. Um, wooden
22:52boy. While something entirely
22:54less noble was going on
22:56at the carnival.
23:01You lose again.
23:03Two in a row. Again?
23:05I give up.
23:07I think it's probably best
23:09to just go home.
23:11Wait! You still have
23:13three gold coins.
23:15But...
23:21You're on your own
23:23You can't
23:25give up
23:27There's three more
23:29coins
23:31There's better luck
23:33If you
23:35return to your
23:37father empty
23:39handed
23:41You'll only disappoint
23:43and then be
23:45reprimanded
23:47You must
23:49show
23:51show
23:53show
23:55him
23:57You're not
23:59sunk
24:01You're more tough
24:03You're wind big
24:05You'll play rough
24:07You don't need
24:09your father's love
24:11No need to listen
24:13to your dad
24:15You know enough
24:17You've got
24:19gold
24:21Minus one
24:23You'll get paid
24:25You'll have fun
24:27Oops! Not again!
24:29Ain't that rough
24:31No need to listen
24:33to your dad
24:35You know enough
24:39He's on
24:41his own
24:43I can't give up
24:45Have you seen him
24:47or am I out of luck
24:49He needs a dad
24:51to help him make it through
24:53And since that's who I am
24:55that's what I'm gonna do
24:57You? It's true!
24:59The bookseller told Gelato
25:01that she had seen a strange wooden boy
25:03headed for the waterfront
25:05This troubled Gelato
25:07who was afraid Pistachio might fall into the sea
25:09and float off like driftwood
25:11He thanked the woman
25:13and was off
25:17You're not broke
25:19You're not broke
25:21You're just close
25:23You haven't spent
25:25all of your gold to stole most
25:27But even if you
25:29run out of your stuff
25:31No need to listen
25:33to your dad
25:35You know enough
25:37You lose again
25:39Ha! This is my lucky night
25:41Oh no! I can't go home
25:43to Gelato with nothing
25:45Good thing there's one game
25:47where you can win riches
25:49I only have one gold coin left.
25:51That's all it takes, Pistachio.
25:54One gold coin.
25:59But... that's everything.
26:09You're in danger all alone
26:11Almost sunk
26:12I won't give up
26:13You've got a golden coin
26:14But need a little luck
26:16Oh dear, where are you?
26:17I don't know where I'm
26:18I'll spade the sea
26:19Now it is rough
26:20Back to me
26:21No need to listen to your dad
26:23You know enough
26:27No need to listen to your dad
26:29You know enough
26:32Pistachio, you and you alone
26:35Are not enough
26:45Rainbow of fortune.
26:47That's kind of scary.
26:49Being on your own can be quite scary.
26:52But isn't that what you wanted?
26:54I thought it was.
26:56Oh well, Gelato's probably already forgotten about you.
27:00I bet he's got other kids that listen.
27:05How do you play?
27:06Oh, simple really.
27:08You sit in this car and advance up the ramp
27:11Every time you answer a question correctly.
27:14The higher up you go, the more you win.
27:16You can stop whenever you want
27:18And walk away with the money.
27:19Bye.
27:20If you choose to answer a question
27:22And get it wrong
27:23Well, you lose everything.
27:28Alright.
27:37For ten gold coins
27:39Here is question number one
27:41In the story of the lost sheep
27:43How many sheep ran away?
27:45Hey, I know this.
27:47Just one.
27:49What?
27:50Oh, that is correct.
27:52You win ten gold coins.
27:55But if you continue to the next question
27:58You could win a hundred gold coins.
28:01A hundred gold coins?
28:04Of course, you risk losing the ten.
28:07Do you want question two?
28:09Question two! Question two!
28:11Alrighty then.
28:15For a hundred gold coins
28:18Here is question number two
28:20In the story of the lost sheep
28:22Why did the shepherd leave the ninety-nine
28:25To go off and search for the one lost sheep?
28:28I can't believe it.
28:29I know this one too.
28:31Because he was a good shepherd
28:33And he loved all his sheep.
28:36Correct.
28:38You've just won a hundred gold coins.
28:42Of course, question three
28:44Is worth a thousand.
28:46A thousand?
28:48Yes, yes, question three.
28:52Where did we get these questions?
28:54He knows them.
28:55Yes, I know them because Gelato
28:57Who?
28:58My father!
29:00Piscatio!
29:03Gelato?
29:05Piscatio!
29:08It's Gelato.
29:10He's looking for me.
29:11He didn't forget about me after all.
29:13I'm coming, father!
29:24Right after I win the gold
29:26And make him proud of me.
29:28Should we take naps and come back
29:30When you're ready?
29:31I'm ready now.
29:32Fire away!
29:34We will.
29:36For a thousand gold coins
29:39Here is question number three.
29:42How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
29:44If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
29:46Huh?
29:47I don't know that.
29:49Nobody knows that.
29:51Then you shouldn't have risked everything.
29:59But you said you wouldn't steer me wrong.
30:03No, we said why would we steer you wrong?
30:06And the answer is
30:08Five gold coins.
30:19High fives!
30:21No hands, numbskull.
30:27Gelato! Gelato! I'm here!
30:30It's Piscatio!
30:32Piscatio!
30:35Piscatio?
30:36Oh, Piscatio!
30:38I knew I'd find you!
30:40I can't hear you!
30:42Not a closer!
30:46Not a...
30:49Hand!
30:57Oh, no!
31:06Gelato?
31:08Oh, no!
31:12He's gone!
31:14It's my fault!
31:16What is your fault?
31:21You're beautiful!
31:24And you're... you're...
31:26Blue?
31:27Are you the blue fairy?
31:29No, I'm not.
31:31I'm Piscatio.
31:33Piscatio?
31:35Blue fairy?
31:37It's pronounced blueberry.
31:39What exactly are you doing here?
31:41Looking for my dad.
31:43We were out at sea.
31:45Oh? Why were you out at sea?
31:47At that exact moment,
31:49Piscatio had a choice to make.
31:51He knew that telling the truth
31:53was the right thing to do.
31:55But if he did, the blueberry
31:57would know that Piscatio was
31:59the reason Gelato was lost.
32:01So, he lied.
32:03My father is a fisherman,
32:05and we were out
32:07catching the largest fish
32:09you've ever seen.
32:11Remember what happened
32:13the first time Piscatio lied?
32:15Oh!
32:17Is that really why
32:19your father was out at sea?
32:21Um, yep.
32:23That's the whole truth.
32:25What's happening?
32:27What am I going to do?
32:29I can't go through like this.
32:31You're a coat rack!
32:35How do I get my nose back to normal?
32:37You must listen
32:39to your father, Piscatio.
32:41What? How do you know my name?
32:43Gelato loves you,
32:45and he wants what is best for you.
32:47You must learn from his teaching
32:49or you will never be happy.
32:51Well, if you know so much about me,
32:53why don't you just tell me what I should do next?
32:55You know what you should do.
32:57Listen to your father.
32:59There. Tells the truth.
33:01Well, I must go.
33:03A good friend needs my help.
33:05Au revoir!
33:07Don't give up hope!
33:19I know!
33:21If I can find Gelato's workshop,
33:23maybe that cricket will know what to do.
33:29This is crazy.
33:31My nose keeps throwing me off balance.
33:33Hey, what are you doing? I'm walking here.
33:35Sorry.
33:37Ah-choo!
33:39Oh, for crying out loud.
33:47Oh, hey there, cricket.
33:49I am not a cricket. I am a caterpillar.
33:51Silly cricket.
33:53Huh? Cricket?
33:55I am not a... Pistachio!
33:57I'm alive!
33:59I'm looking for Gelato.
34:01Me too. That is why I left him all by myself
34:03in this big, mean, caterpillar-eating world.
34:05I don't eat caterpillars.
34:07Good. I hear we are quite tasty.
34:09Who's with the ducklings?
34:11Oh. A good friend is helping me out.
34:13No.
34:15I'm a blueberry.
34:17But I get that all the time.
34:19No. I've never played Monopoly.
34:21But I'll give it a go.
34:23What is this story with your smeller?
34:25My what?
34:27Your nose. It looks like a sapling.
34:29Oh. It's a long story.
34:31Not as long as that honker
34:33sticking out of your face.
34:35Cricket, Gelato is lost
34:37and it's all my fault.
34:43Why are you smiling?
34:45Gelato would be very pleased.
34:47What? Why?
34:49Because you are doing what he said.
34:51He told you to take
34:53responsibility for your mistakes.
34:55That means you listened.
34:57He would be so proud
34:59of you right now.
35:01Oh, goodie, goodie, gumdrops.
35:03Where are you taking us now, Horsey?
35:05Horsey?
35:07Hello, Horsey.
35:09Up there.
35:11Whoa!
35:13Whoa!
35:15Whoa!
35:17Whoa!
35:19Whoa!
35:21Whoa!
35:23Look at that.
35:25A flying cricket and a boy
35:27made out of wood.
35:29That's enough time in the sun, dear.
35:31Whoa!
35:37We are floating.
35:39We are sinking.
35:41This couldn't get any worse.
35:51Deja vu
35:53just isn't strong enough.
35:58Where are we?
36:00We are inside
36:02a big fish.
36:04And we're still alive?
36:06Oh, you can stay alive inside a fish
36:08for two or three days.
36:10Trust me, I know.
36:12Help me look for some angels.
36:16Wait, I hear something.
36:18It sounds like
36:20It sounds like
36:22music.
36:24That does not sound like angel music.
36:26It sounds...
36:28Italian!
36:34We should have listened
36:36to what Mama told us.
36:38When it was bedtime
36:40she'd cuddle and hold us.
36:42And say,
36:44boys, please remember
36:46your poor Uncle Clark
36:48Never take meatballs
36:50to sea
36:52after dark.
36:54They look a little
36:56like gelato.
36:58I'd say more brando
37:00or dinero.
37:04Wait a second.
37:06We have found Gelato's
37:08long-lost brothers.
37:10Mamma mia!
37:12A sorry old uncle
37:14sat out with the meatball
37:16rolling the stormy seas
37:18just after nightfall.
37:20And so he
37:22discovered this fact so
37:24infernal.
37:26Great fish that love meatballs
37:28are also nocturnal.
37:30But we didn't listen
37:32for pride or for spite.
37:34We set out a-rowing
37:36with meatballs at night.
37:38And just like
37:40our uncle, oh God,
37:42rest his soul,
37:44what of our meatballs?
37:46A fish ate us
37:48whole.
37:50It makes me miss my father
37:52even more.
37:54Don't you get me crying.
37:56So children,
37:58please listen to your
38:00dads and mamas as they
38:02tuck you in, in your
38:04footy pajamas.
38:06Their wisdom will save you
38:08from trouble, no question.
38:10A-waking up
38:12inside a fish's
38:14intestine. We're sorry
38:16mama that we
38:18didn't listen. Our hearts
38:20are now heavy. Our
38:22faces they glisten
38:24with tears of regret
38:26for our pride and our spite.
38:28And then we took
38:30meatballs to see
38:32in the night.
38:34Gelato!
38:36What? Who said my name?
38:38Father?
38:40Pistachio? Father!
38:42Pistachio!
38:52Cricket!
38:54Your nose!
38:56Oh dad, they spent the five
38:58cents and I went and I tried to win more money
39:00then I lost and I almost drowned
39:02and then I lied and I almost crashed because there was
39:04no horsey till I got eaten by this
39:06fish!
39:08Artoo?
39:10I am so, so, so,
39:12so sorry.
39:14It's okay Pistachio.
39:16Who's with the ducklings?
39:18They're in good hands.
39:20Oh!
39:22The park place
39:24with the hotel. That's
39:26fifteen hundred dollars please.
39:30I prayed that I would find you again
39:32someday. So did I.
39:34Hey, we're starving here.
39:36Let's eat. Oh, I almost
39:38forgot. Pistachio? Cricket?
39:40These are my brothers.
39:42How have you stayed alive all these years?
39:44Ah, this fish.
39:46It swallowed our delivery boat filled with meatballs.
39:48He loves eating Italian.
39:50Including us.
39:52It's not so bad really. While we
39:54try to get home, we eat and we sing.
39:56And sing and eat. You know what I'm saying?
39:58I bet you do.
40:00I bet you know what I'm saying.
40:02And we got loads of oil for the lamps.
40:04Keeps the mood lighting going,
40:06you know?
40:08Hmm. We gotta do something about
40:10that nose. That's why
40:12I always say, never leave home
40:14without your tools. I have never
40:16heard you say that. I always say it
40:18starting now.
40:25Hooray!
40:27Boy, I'm starving.
40:29Where's all the food? Oh, we got
40:31plenty of food.
40:33Guys, we're out of food.
40:37We're gonna die!
40:45Oh, Pistachio, I'm so sorry.
40:47I wanted so much more for your life
40:49than this. I wanted zoo trips
40:51and juggling lessons.
40:53Hey, we could always eat the castor oil.
40:55What are you, nuts?
40:57Castor oil. Makes you throw up. Forget about it.
41:00At that moment, Pistachio
41:02had an idea that could
41:04save them all. Hey,
41:06everybody, if we could open and dump
41:08all these barrels of castor oil, then maybe
41:10the fish will throw up.
41:12Quick, roll all the barrels down here where my
41:14father's tools are.
41:18Wait. The crow's nest. If we drop
41:20the barrels from that height, they'll break
41:22and splash all over his stomach.
41:24I don't know. I think the barrels are
41:26too strong to break. Pistachio?
41:28Dad, I know wood.
41:30I am wood.
41:32Yes, but I made you.
41:34Trust me.
41:36It was the moment of truth.
41:38Pistachio had to choose between
41:40what he thought was best
41:42and what his father knew was best.
41:44Okay, Dad.
41:46He chose wisely
41:48and he listened.
41:56Here we go!
42:00Ah!
42:20Hey, it's not working.
42:22I really thought it would work.
42:24And now we got no food
42:26and just a little oil in the lamp.
42:28Oh, oh, great.
42:30See that? Now we're in the dark.
42:34Wow. Someone's
42:36really hungry. Was that your stomach, Espresso?
42:38That was not my stomach.
42:40Hey, Dorito.
42:42Hey, it wasn't me.
42:46Wait. Could that
42:48be? Here we go.
42:50Somebody, pick up the cricket.
42:52I thought you were a caterpillar.
42:54Whatever. Call me.
42:58Ah!
43:06That was
43:08disgusting!
43:10I smell like linguini
43:12with clam sauce.
43:14And meatballs.
43:16Good thinking, Pistachio.
43:18You're a great listener.
43:20Thanks, Dad.
43:22Well, now what do we do?
43:24We are in the middle of the ocean.
43:26You know what's cool?
43:28Always.
43:30Let's build a raft.
43:32We can use the canvas for a sail.
43:34Just tell me what to do, Dad.
43:36I promise I'll listen closely.
43:38Look at this guy.
43:40What a bright boy.
43:44So instead of Pistachio
43:46getting his own way, he got
43:48something even better.
43:50He became part of a real family.
43:52And it was all because
43:54Wow, Dad.
43:56I love it.
43:58It's from the museum gift shop.
44:00Happy birthday, Pistachio.
44:02And so Gelato,
44:04Pistachio, all his brother
44:06Ducklings and Cricket
44:08Caterpillar!
44:10You are my hero.
44:12lived happily ever after.
44:14A mother and
44:16a father know the ways
44:18to live life right.
44:20So listen, little children,
44:22and your days will turn out right.
44:24So listen,
44:26little children,
44:28and your life
44:30will turn out right.
44:38Wasn't that a great story, Bob?
44:40It sure was.
44:42Larry, what's everybody
44:44doing here?
44:46I invited the cast to come check out the new kitchen.
44:48What do you think, guys?
44:50I'm done with the place.
44:52Baloo. Very tasteful.
44:54And ambience, I can't refuse.
44:56Guys, it's a throw pillow
44:58and blue walls.
45:00If you don't mind, we're trying to wrap up the show.
45:02We're over here by
45:04Cordy to talk about what we've
45:06learned today.
45:08And so what we've learned
45:10applies to our lives today.
45:12God has a lot to say
45:14in his book.
45:16You know, a throw pillow can really make all the difference.
45:18You see, we know
45:20that God's word is
45:22for everyone, and now that
45:24our song is done, we'll take a look.
45:26This is a very fancy
45:28computer. That's pretty fancy.
45:30You know what you can do with this? You can go online.
45:32You can find more blue walls
45:34with a computer.
45:36Let's see if Cordy has a verse
45:38for us today.
45:40Honor your
45:42father and mother. This is the
45:44first commandment with a promise.
45:46If you honor your father and mother,
45:48things will go well for you, and you will have
45:50a long life on the earth.
45:52Ephesians 6, 1-3.
45:54That's right, Larry. When Pistachio
45:56did whatever he wanted to do
45:58and didn't listen to Gelato,
46:00he ended up in big trouble.
46:02But then he learned that Gelato was older
46:04and wiser, and that he loved him
46:06and wanted what was best for him.
46:08Just like my mom and dad,
46:10they love me and want what's best for me.
46:12That's why I should listen to them.
46:14You got it, Liam.
46:16Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Larry.
46:18Wow.
46:20That is so cool.
46:24Let it all out, big guy.
46:26Let it all out.
46:28What's the matter with you?
46:30Always remember, God made you special.
46:32And he loves you
46:34very much. Bye!
46:36I love that pillow.
46:38What? It's a fancy place.
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