かまいたちの知らんけど 2024年8月24日 濱家の師匠の大豪邸に突撃！自宅ラーメンに山内酷評!-
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00:00We are at Shiran Kedo in Kamaitachi.
00:04This is a place where you can't tell where you are.
00:08That's true.
00:10You can't tell where you are.
00:11You can't tell where you are.
00:13It's okay.
00:14It's okay.
00:15I don't think there's anyone who can tell where you are.
00:18Who will make the best Iekei Ramen this time?
00:22This is Iekei Ramen at Shiran Kedo in Kamaitachi.
00:26I'm going to visit a celebrity's house.
00:28I'm going to decide who makes the best Iekei Ramen at home.
00:34Here is the result so far.
00:36You've made a lot of Iekei Ramen.
00:38I'm going to make the best Iekei Ramen with honey.
00:41I know that you got 0 points for Iekei Ramen.
00:45But you got 10 points for Iekei Ramen.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:48I'm sorry.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:54Today's celebrity is KUBOTA of TORO SALMON.
00:58I've never been there.
00:59I've been there many times.
01:01Have you been there?
01:02Of course.
01:03I saw KUBOTA's house on Instagram.
01:05I thought it was cool.
01:07I wanted to go there.
01:08Can he cook?
01:10I've never seen him cook.
01:13I've never seen him cook properly.
01:16I've never seen him cook properly.
01:181, 2, 3, 4.
01:19I don't know you guys.
01:24Let's go to his house.
01:25Celebrity's Iekei Ramen.
01:29This time, they went to KUBOTA of TORO SALMON's house.
01:34Oh, my God.
01:36It's the best.
01:37It's the best.
01:38They had a great time.
01:41It's not funny at all.
01:43It's funny.
01:45That's right.
01:47They also went on a drive.
01:50They have known each other for 20 years.
01:53What was the shocking past of them?
01:55That's rude.
02:00You're a jerk.
02:01You're his friend.
02:03You're his friend.
02:04You're his friend.
02:05You're his friend.
02:07They're going to the next destination.
02:12They're already looking at the ticket.
02:15Thank you for waiting.
02:17Can I come in?
02:24It's open.
02:25Thank you for waiting.
02:28Thank you for waiting.
02:29I've heard about this place.
02:31What's up?
02:32You look happy.
02:33Are you okay?
02:34I drank alcohol.
02:35You drank alcohol.
02:36You drank alcohol.
02:38Thank you for waiting.
02:39Thank you for waiting.
02:40It's amazing.
02:43Thank you for waiting.
02:44Thank you for waiting.
02:45Is everything remodeled?
02:47It's amazing.
02:49It's fashionable.
02:51It's fashionable.
02:52It's fashionable.
02:53It's beautiful.
02:56Is everything remodeled?
02:59Everything is remodeled.
03:00Everything is remodeled.
03:01It's very fashionable.
03:03The color of the wall is also remodeled.
03:05Did you make it yourself?
03:06It's completely different from the character.
03:09Is it hard to make?
03:11It's very well-organized.
03:14I feel like I'm living in a dirty house.
03:17I've been thinking about my style lately.
03:21I laugh, draw pictures, go on a diet, sing, and rap.
03:28I'm Tsurutaro.
03:30I'm Tsurutaro Kataoka.
03:32Stop doing yoga.
03:36I only do yoga.
03:37Can I see your house?
03:39Can I see your house?
03:40I want to see the balcony.
03:42You can go to the balcony.
03:43You can't go to the balcony.
03:44You have to blur the outside.
03:46You can go to the balcony.
03:47You can't go to the balcony.
03:48Why?
03:50It's the director's job.
03:54You're going to get fired up again.
03:56I'm just going to see the engine.
03:59The engine is the best.
04:00The staff is the best.
04:02Where is the engine?
04:03The engine is here.
04:04Where is the staff?
04:05Here.
04:06This is too much.
04:07It's a mess.
04:08It's okay.
04:09You can blur it later.
04:11It's amazing.
04:14Can I take off my slippers?
04:15Go ahead.
04:16You should have cleaned up a little more.
04:20This is amazing.
04:21This is the best.
04:22Really?
04:23Here.
04:24This is amazing.
04:26This is it.
04:27This is amazing.
04:29This is amazing.
04:31This is the sauna.
04:34This is the sauna box.
04:35This is amazing.
04:38This is the sauna.
04:39That's right.
04:42I usually take a sauna here.
04:44I take a sunset bath.
04:45I put honey on bread.
04:46I work hard.
04:49When I'm at work.
04:50But the scariest thing here is...
04:53If I do anything here,
04:56I'll be fired up.
04:59There's only one place to aim.
05:00There's only one place to aim.
05:01I can even fly a drone.
05:03This is the balcony I admire.
05:05This is the balcony.
05:07This is nice.
05:08This is a B150 flight to Hokkaido.
05:11It departs at 4.45 p.m.
05:12I don't know.
05:13I don't know.
05:14The flight attendants are 230 people.
05:16Wait a minute.
05:17The flight attendants are 230 people?
05:19That's a lot.
05:20That's a lot.
05:22Most of them are flight attendants.
05:24The flight attendants are 230 people.
05:26That's a lot.
05:27This is the legendary...
05:29This is a water bath.
05:30You can take a bath here.
05:31You can take a bath here.
05:32You can take a bath here.
05:35You can take a bath here.
05:38It's a perfect finish.
05:41After seeing the best balcony,
05:44let's look at the workroom.
05:47Here you go.
05:51This is stylish.
05:53This is an artist.
05:55That's right.
05:56This is a workroom.
05:57This is a workroom.
05:58That's right.
06:00This is what I want to show the most.
06:04There is art in the back.
06:07It was cut here.
06:10It was cut here.
06:11It was cut here.
06:12There is no element of comedy.
06:15No.
06:16It's a real artist.
06:17I can't make jokes here.
06:19I can't.
06:21I can't make jokes here.
06:24You can't make jokes here.
06:25You can't make jokes here.
06:27It's a dirty place.
06:28I don't know the theory of this.
06:30I don't know.
06:31This is the bathroom.
06:33This is the bathroom.
06:34This is a bathroom.
06:35This is a bathroom.
06:37It's like a bathroom.
06:39Did you draw this yourself?
06:40This is drawn by the artist.
06:42I see.
06:43Look at the bathroom.
06:44It's stylish.
06:47Look at the wallpaper.
06:49It's a wallpaper of the sewer.
06:52This is a sewer bathroom.
06:53It's not a sewer bathroom.
06:54You can buy things in the sewer.
06:56You can buy things in the sewer.
06:57You can buy things in the sewer.
07:00Wow.
07:02It's stylish.
07:03What is this place?
07:05This is a bathroom.
07:07This is a bathroom.
07:08What is this place?
07:09This is a wardrobe.
07:11This is a wardrobe.
07:12This is a wardrobe.
07:15All the clothes are in the back.
07:16This is stylish, too.
07:18Is this a wardrobe only space?
07:20This is a wardrobe only space.
07:22It doesn't match the style of comedy.
07:25I want to hide my style.
07:27You hid your style.
07:29You are always stylish.
07:32I wanted to wear sunglasses every day when I worked at a convenience store.
07:37But if I wore sunglasses, everyone would tease me.
07:40So, I didn't wear sunglasses.
07:41I forced my style.
07:43You forced your style.
07:45I wanted to be more stylish.
07:48Can you make ramen?
07:50I can make it.
07:51I've never seen you cooking.
07:53I can make ramen.
07:54Really?
07:55Have you ever made ramen and served it?
07:57No, I haven't.
07:58I usually order ramen on Uber.
07:59He was drunk and ordered pizza the other day.
08:02Did you order pizza?
08:04No.
08:05I ordered takoyaki when I was drinking at Oniyan's house.
08:08I ordered takoyaki on Uber.
08:10I put the address of Oniyan's house on Uber.
08:13I forgot to put the address of Oniyan's house on Uber.
08:16I wanted to eat pizza at Oniyan's house.
08:18I ordered pizza at 1 a.m.
08:19But I couldn't get it.
08:21So, I put the address of Oniyan's house on Uber.
08:24At 1 a.m., pizza arrived at Oniyan's house.
08:27I don't know who ordered it, but I ate it.
08:30That's amazing.
08:31It was delicious.
08:33You don't usually order pizza.
08:35I thought it was a surprise.
08:36That's right.
08:38Look at that cool bag.
08:40It's cool.
08:43What's in it?
08:45It's big.
08:46What's in it?
08:48It's a fox.
08:49What's this?
08:50I haven't told you this.
08:52I'm in trouble now.
08:55I'm really in trouble.
08:58What's wrong with you?
08:59I'm in trouble with the magazine.
09:01Why?
09:03I don't know how to explain it.
09:04You know what I'm talking about, right?
09:05I see.
09:07What's this?
09:11What's this?
09:13That's it.
09:14Really?
09:15There's a crane in it.
09:18I put this on when I go downstairs.
09:22That's strange.
09:24What do you think I'm doing?
09:26That's strange.
09:27I thought I wouldn't be surrounded.
09:29If you put this on, you'll be in trouble.
09:32If I take a picture with this, I'll be in trouble.
09:36I'll make ramen.
09:39Ramen.
09:41I've never seen you cook ramen.
09:45I don't have a Micron jar at home.
09:47Micron jar?
09:49What's Micron jar?
09:51It's a Micron jar for cooking rice.
09:52You mean a rice cooker?
09:54I don't call it Micron jar.
09:55You don't call it Micron jar?
09:56Why is it Micron jar?
09:58You call it Micron jar, don't you?
10:00You used to call it Micron jar, didn't you?
10:02I used to.
10:04Are you making fun of me?
10:07You guys are so proud of me.
10:08No, we're not.
10:10Not only you guys, but everyone else didn't know.
10:13Everyone knows.
10:14Let's take a look at the Micron jar.
10:17What kind of root is it?
10:18Don't forget.
10:20Don't forget.
10:23It's okay.
10:24Don't think everything will be beautiful with the money you make.
10:28What are you talking about?
10:30I've never had such a dirty life.
10:33Stop it.
10:35You're from the Micron jar area, aren't you?
10:36Shut up.
10:38Who is from the Micron jar area in Miyazaki Prefecture?
10:41What kind of person is from the Micron jar area?
10:43What kind of ramen are you going to make for us?
10:46I'm going to make the original ramen.
10:49I'll make the original ramen.
10:52The original ramen.
10:54The original ramen.
10:56The first ramen.
10:59I'll make the first ramen.
11:01I'll make the first ramen.
11:04They start cooking.
11:05They start cooking.
11:07They put a lot of kelp broth, chicken soup, noodle soup, and a pack of broth in a pot.
11:13They put all kinds of broth in a pot and boil it.
11:19Do you want to have a drink with me?
11:21I've found a good place around here.
11:22Really?
11:23Yes.
11:24It's really good.
11:26Do you want to go there, too?
11:27I'll go there later.
11:28Are you a commissioner?
11:30I'll go there no matter how many years it takes.
11:33What's that?
11:36You sometimes look charismatic.
11:40I have something to do alone.
11:41You're a genius.
11:43I don't have anything to do.
11:44I just go home and tweet about cats.
11:47You just tweet about cats and T-shirts.
11:48I just tweet about cats and T-shirts.
11:51I don't go to the mountain house to drink.
11:53I don't go there.
11:55I was working in Shimane yesterday.
11:58I arrived at the airport on my way home.
12:01I had a little time until the flight.
12:03The staff and I had a drink at an izakaya.
12:10While we were drinking, Yamauchi came into the izakaya.
12:13I thought it was unusual.
12:15He came into the izakaya.
12:17He sat at the table next to us and ate ramen.
12:22We ate ramen together.
12:23You're right.
12:25We went to eat ramen.
12:27No, we were at the izakaya together.
12:29While we were eating ramen, we talked.
12:34He touched his phone at the table next to us and ate ramen.
12:38What are you afraid of?
12:39He ate a ramen with a strong taste of crab.
12:41I didn't know that.
12:42It was crab miso ramen.
12:45When the soup is ready,
12:49he will boil the noodles.
12:54I used to work with him.
12:56When I went to drink with the president of the izakaya,
13:00I couldn't walk.
13:03He said,
13:04I'll go home.
13:05I said,
13:06I'll go home.
13:07He said,
13:08I can't walk.
13:09He said,
13:10I can't walk.
13:12The noodles are heavy.
13:14What should I do?
13:15Can you carry the noodles?
13:17I need to use the toilet.
13:18Toilet?
13:19Toilet?
13:21Can you carry the noodles?
13:22Yes, I can.
13:23Can I carry the noodles?
13:24I'm sorry.
13:25Can you carry the noodles?
13:26I'm sorry.
13:28I'm an old man.
13:31I helped him to use the toilet.
13:33I took a taxi that day.
13:36But I couldn't go home.
13:38So I stayed at the izakaya.
13:41I took the Shinkansen to go home.
13:44I went to the theater the next day.
13:45But I didn't have a suit.
13:47I thought I didn't have a suit.
13:49So I called the crossword puzzle game.
13:51I said,
13:53I should hurry.
13:54I said,
13:55I'm going to use the Shinkansen to go home.
13:58But I saw how he took care of the noodles.
14:00So I'm going to use this to go home.
14:04He's going to use this to go home.
14:06I called him right away.
14:07I said,
14:08I know I'm bad,
14:09but please don't use the suit.
14:12That's true.
14:13That's true.
14:16He added all-purpose spice to the noodles.
14:19Then,
14:22he added green onion and bean sprouts to the soup.
14:26It's done.
14:31It looks delicious.
14:34The first dish,
14:35Toro-Sanmon Kubota's Ie-Kei Ramen, is done.
14:39He's going to eat the soup with the noodles.
14:42He's going to eat the soup with the noodles.
14:44Let's eat.
14:45Let's eat.
14:47There is something on the noodles.
14:50These are pickled noodles, right?
14:51That's right.
14:52Let's eat.
14:53You should put a lot of sauce on the noodles.
15:04What?
15:06Wait a minute.
15:07What?
15:08You didn't say anything, did you?
15:09I didn't say anything.
15:10You should put more sauce on the noodles.
15:12Wait a minute.
15:13Wait a minute.
15:15It's very delicious.
15:17Is there something missing?
15:19No.
15:21It's delicious.
15:22Is it kelp?
15:23That's right.
15:24It's delicious.
15:25Let's eat.
15:26Is it delicious?
15:27It's very delicious.
15:28Really? That's good.
15:29Why did you interrupt me?
15:32It's different from what I expected.
15:33I thought it was Japanese-style soup,
15:35but it was kelp.
15:37It's delicious.
15:40It's salty.
15:43It's salty.
15:44It's salty.
15:46It's very salty.
15:48Do you want to dilute the sauce?
15:49Can you give me this amount of sauce?
15:54Is it that salty?
15:56It's pickled noodles, so this amount of sauce is fine.
15:58This amount of sauce is fine.
16:00Is the bean sprout raw?
16:02Is the bean sprout raw?
16:04Can I eat raw bean sprouts?
16:06You can eat raw bean sprouts.
16:08Did you eat it in my area?
16:10No, it's the same as Maikonjya area.
16:12It's the same as Maikonjya in Miyazaki.
16:16I thought it was raw bean sprouts.
16:18I want to convince Yamauchi.
16:20Do you want to dilute the sauce?
16:21That's right.
16:22It's delicious.
16:24Don't you like salty food?
16:25I don't know, but I don't like salty food.
16:28Is that so?
16:29Did you add a lot of pepper?
16:31I added a little pepper.
16:33I think I can add a little more pepper.
16:35But the bean sprouts are raw.
16:37You keep saying that.
16:42It's salty.
16:46I don't know if I should eat it or spit it out.
16:49It stinks.
16:51But, you're going to eat this, right?
16:53Everything that Oniyan makes is delicious.
16:56No, I don't think so.
16:57You're my junior.
17:00You're eating a lot now.
17:02Your face is full of food.
17:05It's true that Oniyan's ramen makes my face full of food.
17:08That's not true.
17:09That's not true.
17:10I'm not putting any effort into it.
17:18Here it comes.
17:19I'm curious about this.
17:21I'm curious about this.
17:22Please, Yamauchi-san.
17:24I will announce the score.
17:26The score is 50 points for the ramen.
17:29I'm full of food.
17:30The score is 53 points for the ramen.
17:3253 points.
17:33Are you kidding me?
17:35Don't be silly.
17:36There is no 3.
17:37I think yeah, I'm a monk. No, it's getting a little guy to come home. Oh, don't go now. Oh, honey. No, you're not too much time
17:43ramen, God
17:45I know
17:48So she's a boy I see nama
17:50Hama a
17:51Don't worry about it. I'll say I'm not there. Do you kimochi?
17:55I'm a mini smash that's what it is. I'm going to judge you guys. You go good. It's good. I'm going to start there
17:59What do you say? Yeah, I'm not yet there. How's that? She'll have a gun. Yeah, I got a paradise. I don't know what you're doing
18:05I don't know
18:07You can't open the door. I don't know
18:17There are two days. I don't know this guy. Hey, what are you doing? Okay. Hi. How's it going?
18:22Yes, I am
18:25Sorry, I don't know what I mean. What do you do today?
18:29What do you say?
18:32Yeah, I do
18:34Go in and I'm going to you to do that. I'll show you that again. So it's your name. Yes, I'm Christ. Hey
18:40You know that I'm gonna get to know you guys. I got this. I'm gonna get out of here. I'm gonna get a little shit. I'm kiddo
18:44Oh, yeah
18:47Yeah, I got it. Oh, yeah
18:50I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
18:56Yeah
18:58Already there's only three
19:11Did you want to do was a nut to the sea?
19:13But the meet our yo-yo co-mo Chuck to take I'm sure I'm so that's a guy a man champion
19:18I'm talking to you, but I'm so depressed for me to come
19:22On that yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, this is a place to fall. Oh, son. Oh boy. Oh my god
19:28Hey, cool. Yeah, come on. Come on
19:30Yeah, you know got to talk about you. I thought I'm gonna come to you
19:36Thank you
19:38I
20:08Think I'm gonna miss us about it. I am Archie. It's like it's not looking at show
20:15There's no not a live or any
20:18Yamaguchi, I'll go back here. No, that's not it. We see you go. Yeah, sir. Oh, hey
20:23Yes, I could just give a shit
20:27Wait a minute
20:29You shouldn't it doesn't it don't they I don't come down to this guy
20:33Yeah, I'm out you're a son, you know, that's why they use Kimochi to come back to sake on that shit
20:38I'm on there. Yeah, I was in there. No, no, I'm not so much. I'm so
20:41Yeah, I got done. It's good. Oh my oh, so you know my name?
20:44Yeah, I see. I'm a shabby thing. I got this
20:47Okay, Nick. I'm a go-kart. I'm down there
20:49I even say what do you think? I'll eat. Oh my god. Oh shit. I'm sorry. We'll just talk. I'll see you there
20:53She didn't shut it. You don't skate. Oh, I'm not sure that you're going to get us
20:57So
20:59Wait a second. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's good. You don't think that's not done. You know, I'm a shindig
21:08Tomatoes on the use case. I'm gonna go tell you if I get there
21:11Yeah, yeah, you'd be no business. I'm Murata. So I'm Yamaguchi me that I'm not gonna watch more. I'm sure I'm gonna die cook
21:17Oh, God, I thought I'd cook right? I don't die cook. So no Maya. No, but I'm Chino. She'll hand it
21:23Yeah, so go ahead
21:26No, but I'm good. I'm so no bus. I'm Murata. So I used to get something
21:30You're so so so they take it away. They must
21:32Get my shit. I didn't get any more cotton. I know he's on there. Oh god. I'm sorry. I got you
21:37Oh, yeah, come on. Well, you're not doing cheeky today. It's my
21:41Otaku kiss
21:43I'm what I said. It's my dog. Oh, yeah, that's cool. I'm gonna get you know, I'm gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like
21:48It's got no net
21:57Yeah
22:17I haven't seen this in 20 years.
22:23I've seen it about 6 times.
22:27Only at the store.
22:29You haven't seen it at a drinking party.
22:32You've seen it at work.
22:34You've skated it 6 times.
22:36Do you remember when I skated it the most?
22:39After we won the championship,
22:41I had a conversation with Mr. Haihiru.
22:47Mr. Haihiru and I were like,
22:49Did someone jump in front of us?
22:53I don't know what happened.
22:55The tempo was amazing.
22:56The tempo was so beautiful.
22:57It was on New Year's Eve.
22:59I've been doing it at a drinking party for 10 years.
23:03It was the first time I skated it on TV.
23:06Even though I was skating,
23:08I was shaking hands with Mr. Haihiru.
23:11How did you feel?
23:13It was a friendship.
23:15You've done it.
23:17I've been doing it for a long time.
23:19I was able to do it on the ground.
23:21The video of that time was on NBS.
23:25I've been coming here every day since my wife was here.
23:31My wife is a very cute person.
23:33When I open the door, she jumps in.
23:35That's a dog.
23:36She jumped on my sofa.
23:37That's your wife.
23:38What's her name?
23:39Her name is the third wife.
23:40You two are good.
23:42You two are good.
23:44You won't die here.
23:46I'm glad I was able to do it on TV.
23:49It took me 15 years.
23:51You don't need to be happy.
23:53Let's play a question card.
23:57Please go ahead.
23:58Anything is fine.
24:01Yes.
24:03Who do you think will win the entertainment award?
24:07The person who is the most like an entertainer.
24:09If there is an entertainment award, I think I will win.
24:13Who is the most like an entertainer among the entertainers you've seen so far?
24:20I think it's Tetsuo.
24:26He is an entertainer.
24:28He is an entertainer.
24:30There are many things that we think are interesting.
24:37But Tetsuo is always the same.
24:40He is always the same when he thinks something is interesting.
24:44That's amazing.
24:46He is strong-willed.
24:48He is strong-willed.
24:49He is always interesting.
24:51He likes fireworks.
24:54Fireworks, shrines, Buddha statues.
24:57He likes rice.
24:58He likes rice.
24:59He likes noodles.
25:00He likes noodles.
25:01I think it's Tetsuo.
25:02I think it's Tetsuo.
25:03I think it's KUGOTA.
25:07There is a person who is like an entertainer in Tokyo.
25:11Who is that?
25:12I think it's a no-brainer.
25:15It's Ishizuka.
25:16He is from Honjama.
25:18He is amazing.
25:20I found his Instagram.
25:23He posts a lot of pictures on Instagram.
25:26He posts a lot of pictures on Instagram.
25:27He is imitating people.
25:29He is imitating people.
25:30I talked to him before.
25:33He said he wanted to do it.
25:35He said he wanted to do it.
25:37He came to my house before the program.
25:40He had a company in the Debu system.
25:45He was very funny.
25:48He is amazing.
25:49It's the same in Ogata.
25:52I think he is amazing.
25:54I really wonder what he is like there.
26:04Let's go.
26:06We'll go there.
26:07We might be killed.
26:09I think I would die if there was such a rice field.
26:13That's right.
26:14Let's go there.
26:15Let's go.
26:16That's great.
26:17That's amazing.
26:18It's not a chance, though.
26:20We can't take the physical effort or reaction.
26:24We can't do it.
26:26The unit is too much.
26:28It's amazing.
26:29It doesn't change.
26:31It doesn't change.
26:32What about that?
26:33Are you going to stay in Tokyo forever?
26:36Or do you want to go back to Osaka?
26:38Or do you want to go back to Miyazaki?
26:40Have you decided?
26:41That's...
26:43Are you going to stay in Tokyo forever?
26:46Or do you want to go back to Osaka?
26:48Or do you want to go back to Miyazaki?
26:52I like Miyazaki.
26:56It's rural and peaceful.
26:58It's easy to live there.
27:00But it's not as convenient as Tokyo.
27:05Once you get to know it.
27:07But the price is high.
27:10I want to live in Osaka.
27:12Osaka is good.
27:14I want to live in Osaka in the future.
27:17Osaka.
27:18Osaka is good.
27:20Osaka is good.
27:22I'm planning to be a comedian.
27:26What is his plan in 15 years?
27:31It's disgusting.
27:34What's disgusting?
27:36It's a strange village.
27:40What is his plan in 15 years?
27:43I'm planning to be a comedian.
27:48That's my plan.
27:50What is his plan in 15 years?
27:55When I'm about 55 years old.
28:00When I'm still young.
28:03Me, Mr. Kumota and Mr. Nabeni.
28:07Let's live in a car for 5 minutes.
28:10What's that?
28:12Let's live in a house for 5 minutes.
28:22That's my goal.
28:24That's your goal?
28:26When I'm about 55 years old.
28:27Let's take care of all the children.
28:31That's disgusting.
28:33What's disgusting?
28:35It's a strange village.
28:37It's a strange village.
28:39It's a scary village.
28:41It's a comedian village.
28:43It's the worst.
28:45What about you?
28:47I don't care.
28:49I don't care if it's Miyazaki.
28:51I want to live there if Hamae makes such a plan.
28:55Really?
28:57I'll do my best.
28:59It's a comedian village.
29:01Don't say it like that.
29:03It's a comedian village.
29:05I just want to live close to my friends.
29:07You live close to the sea and go to work, right?
29:11At that time, I quit my job.
29:15When you're 55 years old?
29:17When I'm about 55 years old, I only go to the theater.
29:21You only go to manzai.
29:23I have to do my best in investment and finance.
29:27I save a lot of money for my old age.
29:33When I'm about 55 years old, I quit my job.
29:35You have a strong image of money.
29:39I don't want to hear that.
29:41Ordinary people have a strong image of money.
29:45You have to be careful.
29:47I'm a comedian for money.
29:49I live in a big house.
29:51I'm a comedian to eat good food and wear expensive clothes.
29:55I'm satisfied with everything.
29:57I still have a lot of money.
29:59I'm grateful to you.
30:01I'm grateful to you for your dream.
30:03I'm grateful to you for your hard work.
30:05But I don't have a lot of money.
30:07I still have a lot of money.
30:09I still have a lot of money.
30:11I want one billion yen.
30:13I want to leave it to my kids.
30:15One billion yen?
30:17That's a lot.
30:19I still have a lot of money.
30:21I'm sure I'm the strongest comedian in history.
30:23Are you the strongest comedian in history?
30:27I'm the strongest comedian in my family.
30:29I'm the strongest comedian in my family.
30:31I'm the first comedian in my family.
30:33I'm the only comedian in my family.
30:35It was nice for your family to have a comedian family.
30:37That's why I have a hard time.
30:39Of course, if I continue to work as a comedian, I'll work harder.
30:43I have to work harder, during my life.
30:45Perhaps, If I continue to work as a comedian,
30:47When you die, a group of thieves will get together at once and take everything.
30:49I'm not going to tell you.
30:50He's on the phone.
30:51I'm sorry.
30:52He's a member of the Amaya family.
30:53Amaya family.
30:54Don't be stupid.
30:55You can't have a 100 million yen in cash at your house.
30:56You'll be attacked.
30:57We arrived.
30:58We arrived.
30:59In Mr. Kubota's survey, he said he wanted to play against you in soft tennis.
31:05Soft tennis?
31:06Mr. Kubota did it?
31:07The board is here.
31:08I see.
31:09I haven't released the card yet.
31:10I changed my clothes.
31:11Yes.
31:12What are you going to do now?
31:13What are you going to do?
31:14When I got here, I was told that I was going to get a chance to win, but I didn't.
31:15I'm going to play.
31:16I'm going to play.
31:17What are you going to do?
31:19Are you going to have a match?
31:21I asked Tsukubota to teach me how to practice.
31:25But he's really good at it.
31:27That's true.
31:29I haven't practiced at all lately.
31:31It would be completely different if you didn't have a car.
31:35You were confident.
31:37So it's Tsukubota vs. Sano.
31:39You can definitely win.
31:41You can definitely win.
31:43You say that you can win.
31:47But do you really think you can't win?
31:49No, no, no.
31:51You can definitely win.
31:53I don't think so.
31:55You can definitely win.
31:57What if I win?
31:59If you lose, you'll get a penalty.
32:01Is that a penalty?
32:03Is that better?
32:05What's better?
32:07If I win, I'm going to get the virtual currency that these two have.
32:11That's a penalty, isn't it?
32:13That's a penalty, isn't it?
32:15You don't have a virtual currency.
32:17If the three of you lose, you have to pull your legs the most.
32:19Okay.
32:21Let's practice.
32:23I'm wrong.
32:25Let's start with a warm-up exercise.
32:27It's annoying.
32:29I'm going to start with a warm-up exercise.
32:31It's a warm-up exercise.
32:33It's a warm-up exercise.
32:35It's a warm-up exercise.
32:37It's a warm-up exercise.
32:39It's a warm-up exercise.
32:41Do you know how to hold it?
32:43Are you okay?
32:45It's not like this.
32:47Really?
32:49First, put your index finger like this.
32:51Then shift your index finger a little.
32:53Then put your index finger like this.
32:55That's right.
32:57Shall we start with practice?
32:59Let's start with Ponpon.
33:01Ponpon?
33:03This is a square.
33:05This is a square.
33:07Practice putting it in and returning it.
33:09The three of you can do it.
33:13When the ball comes, return it to this side.
33:15It's fast.
33:17Are you angry?
33:19No.
33:21Let's do it one by one.
33:23Let's do it one by one.
33:25Return it to Kubota.
33:27Return it to me.
33:29You're good.
33:33You're good.
33:35You're good.
33:37You're good.
33:39You're good.
33:41You're very good.
33:43Backhand is easy.
33:47Backhand is easy.
33:49I don't know.
33:51It's not easy.
33:53I'm angry.
33:55This is the first time I've ever done this.
33:57This is the first time I've ever done this.
33:59Return it to me.
34:01Return it to me.
34:03You are not good at backhand.
34:05You are not good at backhand at all.
34:07Don't backhand.
34:09It's a bad leader.
34:15You're good at backhand.
34:17You're good.
34:21That's right.
34:23That's right.
34:25You're good at backhand.
34:27Let's do it.
34:31Good.
34:33Yes, yes, yes.
34:34This way.
34:36You made a mistake.
34:37I made a mistake.
34:39It's simple.
34:40You look like you made a mistake.
34:42You were trying to blame others.
34:43You didn't cross the net.
34:45I think it's a tie.
34:48I'm sure you can win.
34:49I'm sure you can win.
34:51Are you sure?
34:52Yes.
34:53Are you sure?
34:54Here are the rules.
34:57Let's play on the other side of the line.
35:02Kubota vs. Kamae vs. Tachimura
35:06It's a one-on-three game of soft tennis.
35:10There are three games in a row.
35:12The team with four points wins.
35:15The team with two points first wins.
35:18Kubota will start the game.
35:22Two players in front and one player behind.
35:23Hamae will be in the back.
35:25We'll be in front.
35:26Hamae will be in the back.
35:28I'm sure you'll win.
35:30I'm sure you'll win.
35:31I'm going to serve.
35:32Are you sure?
35:34Yes, I'm sure.
35:36Are you sure?
35:37Yes, I'm sure.
35:38I think you should think about it.
35:40I'm sure.
35:41Are you sure?
35:42Yes, I'm sure.
35:47The serve is two balls.
35:49I know.
35:50I know.
35:52I'm sure you'll win.
35:53I'm sure.
35:55You're pathetic.
35:56The ball didn't go in at all.
35:57You're pathetic.
35:58You're pathetic.
35:59I'm sorry.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02I'm a little weak.
36:04Yes, it's good.
36:06Yes, yes, yes.
36:10Hamae, nice!
36:12Nice, nice.
36:14You didn't react at all.
36:16Not a single ball went in.
36:17Not a single ball went in.
36:20You didn't react at all.
36:23What are you going to do? Can you do it by yourself?
36:25It's okay, it's okay.
36:27That's scary.
36:30Mura-san!
36:31Nice!
36:34Wait a minute.
36:35Wait a minute.
36:36What are you going to do?
36:38No, no.
36:39It's totally fine.
36:40Are you okay?
36:41If you can't do it, you can't do it.
36:44Are you going to do it?
36:45Let's go.
36:46You can't do it right now, can you?
36:47I'm not going to do it.
36:48Do you want to do it alone?
36:50Don't be stubborn.
36:54First of all, he can't get over the net.
36:58He's already...
36:59Hey, Yamaguchi!
37:00Hey!
37:03Hey!
37:04It's lame.
37:05It's lame.
37:06Hey!
37:07What is it?
37:08He can't get over the net.
37:09We already won, right?
37:11It's 3-0 now, right?
37:12We already won one game.
37:13We already won one game.
37:14Oh, you won?
37:15Yes.
37:16Good job.
37:17Yes.
37:18You have a bad attitude.
37:19You have a bad attitude.
37:20You have a bad attitude.
37:21You have a bad attitude.
37:22Go ahead.
37:23You can change the serve.
37:24You can change the serve.
37:25Yes.
37:26If you put it in, he can't return it.
37:28Yes.
37:29Can I?
37:30Yes.
37:31Let's go.
37:34Yes.
37:35Yes, good.
37:36It's in.
37:37It's in.
37:38So, if you don't put it in here, it won't work.
37:40Oh, I didn't hear that.
37:42I said it, though.
37:43The serve is not up to the front of here.
37:46I see.
37:47I see.
37:48That's right.
37:49It's difficult.
37:50It's difficult.
37:51You can just put it in.
37:52It's in here.
37:53Okay.
37:54It's in.
37:55It's in.
37:56It's in.
37:57Port.
37:58Yes.
37:59It's out.
38:00You can't do it here, either?
38:01No.
38:02This.
38:03The front line.
38:04It's difficult.
38:05I've played that before.
38:06This is a hammer.
38:07This.
38:08This.
38:09Don't worry.
38:101-0.
38:11Don't let him beat you.
38:12Yes, good.
38:13It's in.
38:14Good.
38:15It's in.
38:16Murata.
38:17Murata.
38:18Murata.
38:19Ah, sorry!
38:20It's fine, it's fine.
38:20Calm down, calm down.
38:21I'm sorry.
38:22Don't mind, don't mind.
38:24Let's calm down.
38:26It's about time we go.
38:29How many times do I have to say this?
38:32I don't know. It's alternating, right?
38:35Just put it in.
38:36Okay.
38:37It's in!
38:39Go for it!
38:41Good!
38:41Ah, it bounced off.
38:44The serve is difficult.
38:45Just put it in for now.
38:46It'll go in.
38:49It's already coming in.
38:50Okay.
38:52Good!
38:52Hey!
38:53It's in!
38:55Is it in?
38:55It's in!
38:56Hey!
38:56Good!
38:57Good!
39:00Ah!
39:00So close!
39:02So close.
39:03So that's how it is.
39:04You're good.
39:05The score is 1 to 1.
39:08The team that gets the next game wins.
39:11Okay.
39:12This is going to be a penalty game.
39:14Let's focus.
39:14Ah!
39:16Wow!
39:17It's coming in!
39:17Wow!
39:18You're being technical.
39:19It's coming in!
39:20Right?
39:21Let's get serious.
39:22It's spinning.
39:23Okay.
39:25Ah, sorry.
39:25Focus, focus.
39:28You can do it if you return it.
39:29What are you going to do with that?
39:30It's spinning.
39:32Okay.
39:33Okay, okay, okay.
39:33Good!
39:34It's in!
39:35It's in.
39:35Damn it.
39:37It's spinning.
39:37It's spinning.
39:38It's spinning.
39:38It's spinning.
39:39It's coming in.
39:40It's coming in.
39:41He's using his technique.
39:43It's spinning again.
39:44You can do it if you return it normally.
39:47It's in!
39:48It's spinning!
39:48It's in!
39:50It's that spinning.
39:52It's just that spinning.
39:55Anyway, I'll try to return it.
39:57Okay.
39:58Oh, it's not spinning.
40:00He's speeding up.
40:01He's speeding up.
40:02He's speeding up.
40:04It's spinning again.
40:05Okay.
40:06Everyone, everyone, everyone.
40:06Okay, okay, okay.
40:07Out!
40:07Out, out.
40:08Out, out.
40:08Out!
40:09It's in!
40:11He's coming close.
40:12He's coming close.
40:13Let's return it.
40:13Let's return it.
40:14Okay.
40:15It won't go in.
40:17Good, good, good.
40:18Good, good, good.
40:19That didn't go in.
40:20That didn't go in.
40:20It comes in occasionally.
40:21It comes in occasionally, but it doesn't go in.
40:23It's okay when you throw it up.
40:24It's okay when you throw it up.
40:24It won't go in.
40:26Okay, spin.
40:28Nice!
40:29Good!
40:30Okay, okay, okay.
40:30Okay!
40:31Okay!
40:33Okay, reach!
40:34Reach!
40:34Reach!
40:37Match point?
40:38Match point.
40:38Match point.
40:39Okay, reach, reach.
40:42Okay, okay, okay.
40:43Okay, okay, okay.
40:43You can't miss this next time.
40:44Okay, if you miss this next time, it's over.
40:46If you miss this, it's over.
40:47Okay, next up is Trump.
40:49Trump!
40:51Spin, spin!
40:52Okay, nice!
40:55Nice!
40:57Oh, no!
40:57Ah!
40:59Good, good.
41:00Sorry, sorry.
41:00It's okay, it's okay.
41:01Sorry, I got caught.
41:01It's totally fine.
41:02Is this a deuce?
41:02It's a deuce, so it's 2 points.
41:03It's a deuce, so it's 2 points.
41:042 points.
41:05It's a 2-point game.
41:05It's a 2-point game.
41:06Okay.
41:06Murata, spin is coming.
41:07Spin is coming.
41:08Who will win this challenge?
41:15Okay.
41:15Murata, spin is coming.
41:16Spin is coming.
41:16Spin is coming.
41:18I don't know why, but I'm going to do a spin.
41:20Look.
41:21Good, good, good.
41:22Good, good, good.
41:24Next time, I'm going to spin more carefully.
41:25Spin more carefully.
41:26Spin more carefully.
41:26Spin more carefully.
41:27A weak spin.
41:29Okay.
41:31Yes!
41:32Ah!
41:32Ah!
41:34It's okay, it's okay.
41:34It's okay, it's okay.
41:35Let's get this one.
41:36Match point.
41:36Match point.
41:38Let's get this one.
41:39He's aiming at this one.
41:40He's aiming at this one.
41:48I'm a hero.
41:49Did you see that?
41:50This is what I'm talking about.
41:51I held it down so hard.
41:52I'm so angry.
41:53I'm so angry.
41:55I got this one, number 1.
41:58I'm so angry.
41:59Mr. Ogawa wins!
42:01I'm so angry.
42:05Good job.
42:06Good job.
42:07I thought I was going to win.
42:09Now, it's your team's punishment.
42:11We did our best as a team.
42:13That's right.
42:14The three of us were the ones who pulled the most.
42:18So, Mr. Ogawa, please decide.
42:20To be honest, there are two teams.
42:22You and you.
42:27Don't hit me.
42:28I'm okay.
42:29You were really, really good.
42:31I didn't want to.
42:32It was just a grab.
42:33That was fast.
42:34That was fast.
42:36It was fast to change your mind.
42:37I thought so, too.
42:38You're the worst.
42:41I got this.
42:43This guy can do anything.
42:44He's the best.
42:45You guys are the only ones who can't do anything.
42:47What are you going to do?
42:48Can't we do it with two people?
42:49Two people's punishment game.
42:51Is it okay if we have time?
42:52Yes, it's okay.
42:53The one who wins a game with these two people.
42:55Does that make sense?
42:56Or the one who loses is okay?
42:57So, you guys will play a game, and the one who loses will be punished.
43:01Wait a minute.
43:02Yes, right?
43:05No, seriously.
43:06Yes, right?
43:07No, seriously.
43:08Do I have to go?
43:09No, no.
43:10Do I have to get angry?
43:11No.
43:12When I said it earlier, you said,
43:13Yes, right?
43:14What is this guy?
43:15What is this guy's position?
43:16Are you a comrade?
43:17Hey.
43:18Can you change your mind so quickly?
43:19Do it.
43:20You're the worst.
43:21Do it.
43:22You're the worst.
43:23Do it.
43:24Do it.
43:25Do it.
43:26Do it.
43:27Do it.
43:28Do it.
43:29Do it.
43:30Do it.
43:31Do it.
43:32Do it.
43:33Do it.
43:34Good.
43:35In.
43:36Oh.
43:37Go forward.
43:38Go forward.
43:39Go forward.
43:40Go forward.
43:41Oh.
43:42Yes.
43:43Out.
43:48In.
43:50Oh.
43:51Yes.
43:52Wow.
43:53Wow.
43:54Yamauchi wins.
43:55Yes.
43:56Wow.
43:57Wow.
43:58Wow.
43:59Wow.
44:00What's wrong, Yamauchi?
44:02That's it.
44:07Congratulations.
44:10Thank you very much.
44:12That was great.
44:13Thank you very much.
44:14Thank you very much.
44:15Shit.
44:16That's it.
44:25A slipping punishment game?
44:26Yes.
44:31What is it?
44:33A funny pose for your next goal.
44:36Oh, I see!
44:37Is that better?
44:40Let's have a funny pose for our next goal.
44:42Okay, Mr. Murase.
44:43A funny pose for your next goal.
44:52Okay, Mr. Murase.
44:53A funny pose for your next goal.
44:56I'll give you 20 million yen a year.
45:03Can I do it again?
45:06Again?
45:0720 million yen a year?
45:09I think he's saying 20 million yen a year.
45:14He's nervous.
45:15He's embarrassed.
45:1820 million yen a year.
45:19I'm okay with this.
45:20No, you're not.
45:2220 million yen a year.
45:23Stop it.
45:25You're embarrassing me.
45:27Give me your hand.
45:29Stop it.
45:3220 million yen a year.
45:33Stop it.
45:34You're making me look bad.
45:38Stop it, director.
45:45He's making his life a hostage.
45:51Let's talk about manzai.
45:55When I watch a manzai show, I'm like,
45:57I can't do this yet.
45:59I feel like I'm going to fall.
46:01I don't get excited.
46:03I thought I was being too serious on the bus,
46:05so I'm adjusting here.
46:08Why is it shaking so much?