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00:00It's summer! Fireworks! Manzai!
00:03The second half of Natsumatsuri Nippon no Neta!
00:07The second 2024 champion!
00:10A rose-colored summer that runs through with momentum!
00:13Gakuten Soku!
00:21Hello!
00:25Thank you!
00:27I'm Gakuten Soku. Nice to meet you.
00:30Let's do our best.
00:32We've known each other since middle school.
00:35We're 42 years old now.
00:37I thought you were an old man, but you look like an old lady.
00:40If you don't mind, please remember our looks.
00:42You look like an old lady.
00:43It's you!
00:45It's you.
00:46Me?
00:47Yes, you.
00:48It's normal.
00:49You look like an old lady.
00:51It's summer vacation.
00:53It's fun to be a child during summer vacation.
00:55That's true.
00:56What did you study?
00:57I'm the type of person who can study.
00:59You studied?
01:00Yes.
01:01That's great.
01:02Music, calligraphy, homework, morality, everything was perfect.
01:05You're a creative idiot.
01:08You're only good at making things.
01:10What are you talking about?
01:11You might be a genius, but you're all uneducated.
01:13100 points?
01:14Music, calligraphy, homework, morality.
01:15Did you get 100 points for morality?
01:17You're kind.
01:19You're great.
01:20I'm kind.
01:21It's better to be kind.
01:22You can't look at people who are difficult to deal with.
01:24I'm kind.
01:25What did you do?
01:26I played Ultraman.
01:28You played as a hero.
01:29That's nostalgic.
01:30I was in the Ultra Defense Force.
01:32You were in the Command Headquarters?
01:34No.
01:35I was on the scene.
01:37On the scene?
01:38You were the head of the headquarters.
01:40Yes.
01:41You're a creative idiot.
01:42I can't sympathize with you.
01:43Can't you sympathize with me?
01:45I played on the train.
01:46You played on the train.
01:48Did you ride on the train?
01:49Did you ride on the train?
01:51I did.
01:52No, you didn't.
01:54The train makes a sound.
01:55It makes a sound.
01:56It's like going to work.
01:57It made a sound.
01:58It's like going to work.
02:06It's rare to see a monorail.
02:08What?
02:09I thought you were holding something.
02:10No?
02:11No, no.
02:12It's a train with wheels.
02:13Ah, yes, yes.
02:14Dadasu, dadasu.
02:15Dadasu, dadasu.
02:16It's cute when a child says,
02:17Gatan, goton.
02:18I don't say,
02:19Dadasu, dadasu.
02:20Really?
02:21We don't get along.
02:22Didn't you make a secret base?
02:24A secret base?
02:25Didn't you make a secret base with cardboard?
02:28I did, I did.
02:29You did, didn't you?
02:30Under the train.
02:31Ah, you didn't make it there.
02:33I made it.
02:34If you made it there, it would look different.
02:37That's a secret base, isn't it?
02:38That's a base.
02:40What?
02:41That's a base.
02:43At a glance.
02:44Really?
02:45That's a child's play, isn't it?
02:46No, it's mostly an adult's play.
02:48Do you understand?
02:49The way it looks is an adult's play.
02:51We don't get along with this kind of play.
02:53What kind of play did you do?
02:55How about a question game?
02:56What kind of question game?
02:57What do you want to eat on the last day of your life?
02:59Ah, we did something like that, didn't we?
03:01What did you say?
03:02Didn't you say something like mom's omelet?
03:03Ah, yes.
03:04What about you?
03:05I said, depending on the condition of the day before.
03:06You're a lazy kid.
03:07You're a lazy kid.
03:08You're the one now.
03:09No, no, no.
03:10I said, give me a play that I can sympathize with.
03:12How about a 10-time quiz?
03:13A 10-time quiz?
03:14Yes.
03:15Ah, the same thing 10 times?
03:16Yes, yes, yes.
03:17Oh, I did it.
03:18Say pizza 10 times.
03:19Here we go.
03:20Let's do it.
03:21Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
03:24What did you drop from the pizza's table?
03:26What's going on now?
03:28No, no, no.
03:29You're like an idiot.
03:30You said, what's here?
03:31No, no, no.
03:32I said, your knee.
03:33No, no, no.
03:34What did you drop from the pizza's table?
03:35What?
03:36It's just a pizza-like thing in the question part.
03:37What?
03:38What did you drop?
03:39Newton.
03:40Unfortunately, Galileo.
03:41No, no, no.
03:42What is this?
03:43You're mistaken even if you don't say pizza 10 times.
03:45The mysterious pizza should be in the 10th part.
03:47I'm the one who asks you a question.
03:48Let me say the same thing.
03:49Yes, yes.
03:50Say chandelier 10 times.
03:51You know it.
03:52Chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier, chandelier.
03:56Mexican food.
03:58I'm angry about the same thing.
03:59Mexican food.
04:02Taco rice.
04:03Unfortunately, jambalaya.
04:05It's a little chandelier.
04:07Unfortunately.
04:08I see.
04:10I didn't miss it at all.
04:12That's enough.
04:18Mr. Haruka, how was it?
04:19You're really good at imitating a monorail.
04:23Was it good?
04:24It was an honor.
04:25It was an honor.
04:26It was an honor.
04:27It's just a slow sound.
04:30It's like a recording.
04:32I want to hear the winner's attitude.
04:37It's also good to blow up with a bubble.
04:40It's almost 100 points.
04:43It's almost 100% perfect.
04:46It's amazing.
04:47It's amazing.
04:48I'm glad I became a champion.
04:52The winner of the 54th NHK Kamigata Manzai Contest is
04:56HAPPY FUNNY GOOD SUMMER ENERGY SHU MANZAI FUSUYA.
05:07Hello.
05:11I'm Taniguchi.
05:12I'm Tanaka.
05:13We are FUSUYA.
05:19I'll do a nostalgic school trip.
05:23Daikuno Occhan.
05:25Daikuno Occhan.
05:26Daikuno Occhan.
05:27Let's do it together.
05:29Kan Kan Kan Kan Kan Kan Kan Kan Kan.
05:32Public Station Daikun.
05:37It's like a school trip.
05:41It's like a school trip.
05:42You're going on a school trip, right?
05:43Yes, I'm going on a school trip with a classmate.
05:45A classmate's school trip.
05:48Wow, a school trip!
05:49I'm sleepy in the morning, but I'm looking forward to it!
05:51Tanaka-kun!
05:53Taniguchi!
05:54Good morning!
05:55He's shaking his head!
05:59Unusual!
06:05I made it in time.
06:08You're energetic in the morning!
06:09Good morning!
06:10I didn't sleep at all last night.
06:13Gross.
06:14What?
06:15You couldn't sleep because you were nervous?
06:16That's right.
06:17There's a guy like that.
06:18He goes home and sleeps.
06:19If you don't go on a school trip, you'll be in trouble!
06:21You're so mean!
06:23You're so mean!
06:24Three times zero is...
06:27Zero!
06:28What are you doing?
06:30If you multiply zero by anything, it becomes zero.
06:32I see.
06:33The bus is here.
06:34The bus is here.
06:35At the bus stop...
06:36Dancing on the steps! Dancing on the steps!
06:38Dancing on the steps! Dancing on the steps!
06:42The bus driver is here, too.
06:43The bus driver.
06:44Good morning, everyone!
06:45I'm the bus driver, Reiko Nakajo!
06:49A glamorous-looking person is here!
06:54The Fanta Grape Woman!
06:58We've arrived at our destination, Kyoto!
07:00Wow!
07:01Kyoto has a lot of school trip students!
07:03That's true.
07:04It looks fun!
07:05Hey!
07:06Are you glaring at me?
07:08I'm not glaring at you.
07:09Are you glaring at me?
07:11I'm not glaring at you.
07:12Are you glaring at me?
07:14Justin Bieber!
07:15Leonardo DiCaprio!
07:16Johnny Depp!
07:18Three times zero is...
07:20Zero!
07:24Let's buy souvenirs!
07:25Let's buy souvenirs!
07:26There are a lot of wooden swords and small swords!
07:29First of all, please give me two of those 400,000 yen ones in the back.
07:31Who's going to buy that?
07:33You don't have 400,000 yen, do you?
07:35I borrowed a card from my parents.
07:37No way!
07:38A black card?
07:39Spade 3.
07:40I won't take it!
07:43Oh no!
07:44It's this late! Let's go back to the hotel!
07:45Let's run and go back!
07:46One, two! One, two!
07:48Pervert!
07:49Stop!
07:50A real pervert won't stop!
07:53A real pervert won't stop!
07:55We've arrived at the hotel!
07:56We've arrived!
07:57Let's get ready to sleep!
07:58Okay!
07:59Oh, right!
08:00Taniguchi-kun, do you have a girl you like?
08:02You don't have to say it, but Taniguchi-kun is definitely going to say it!
08:04I'm not going to say it!
08:05We're friends, right?
08:06Tell me!
08:07Taniguchi-kun's mother.
08:08Disgusting!
08:10A classmate.
08:11Oran's.
08:12A classmate.
08:13Oran's Bloom.
08:14Jason Poistisam.
08:16Blood Cockpit.
08:17Natalie Portraitman.
08:18Hiyakashi Hyuhyu Jackman.
08:20Audrey Onarahepman.
08:22Times 100.
08:23100.
08:24Jason Poistisam.
08:25Natalie Portraitman.
08:26Blood Cockpit.
08:27Jason Poistisam.
08:28Natalie Portraitman.
08:29Blood Cockpit.
08:30Jason Poistisam.
08:31Natalie Portraitman.
08:32Blood Cockpit.
08:33Jason Poistisam.
08:34You're going to die!
08:35You're going to die!
08:36You're always talking about Blood Cockpit!
08:40That's enough!
08:41Thank you very much!
08:47Tanaka-san, how was it?
08:49It was interesting.
08:50It was interesting.
08:51It was a unique style.
08:52I laughed at the beginning of the gag.
08:55I watched the whole thing and
08:56I laughed at the beginning of the gag.
09:00You shouldn't have shown that.
09:03You shouldn't have shown that.
09:05I didn't have to.
09:06You shouldn't have!
09:07You shouldn't have shown that!
09:08What did I do?
09:09You're a jerk!
09:10You're a jerk!
09:11You're a jerk!
09:15Prepare the 8th ingredient.
09:16The leftover.
09:17The leftover.
09:18Fried rice.
09:20One of them said,
09:21One of them said,
09:22Let's do this!
09:23Let's do this!
09:24You're exposed!
09:25You're exposed!
09:26Stop it!
09:28Prepare the 1st ingredient.
09:29Prepare the 1st ingredient.
09:30It's easy to do in the microwave.
09:31It's easy to do in the microwave.
09:32Fried rice.
09:33Fried rice.
09:34Actually,
09:35Actually, it was in the middle of April.
09:37I need to read more.
09:40Fender-san.
09:42Sunday Jumpman!
09:43Sunday Jumpman!
09:44Oh, Jumpman!
09:47Good evening!
09:49Good evening!
09:51Thank you!
09:53I have something to tell you.
09:55When I went to the convenience store,
09:57a gang of yankees were smoking.
09:59A gang of yankees?
10:00A lot of them.
10:01A lot of them.
10:02Hey, yankees!
10:03Don't smoke in the convenience store!
10:04Don't smoke in the convenience store!
10:05The gang of yankees were smoking.
10:08They were throwing up the cigarettes.
10:10Throwing up?
10:11There was a garbage bin there.
10:12Hey, yankees!
10:13Don't throw up!
10:14Don't throw up!
10:15I was so angry,
10:16I got angry,
10:17so I went to warn the yankees.
10:19You warned them?
10:20I had courage.
10:21Hey, yankees!
10:22Don't warn your team!
10:23Don't warn your team!
10:24Don't warn your team!
10:25So when that happens,
10:26So when that happens,
10:27I want to see if you can warn them too.
10:28I want to see if you can warn them too.
10:29I'm going to be a yankee now,
10:30so come and warn me.
10:31Okay.
10:32Hey, yankees!
10:33I'm coming, so wait for me!
10:34I'm coming, so wait for me!
10:35Wait for me!
10:37Who are you talking to?
10:41I'm talking to you, Yankee!
10:43There's no Yankee here!
10:45You should have done that to me!
10:46You should have done that to me?
10:48That's you, isn't it?
10:50There's no Yankee here!
10:51There's no Yankee here?
10:53That's you, isn't it?
10:55Be careful, Yankee!
10:56Be careful?
10:57That's you, isn't it?
10:59Don't you know how to give an example?
11:01Don't you know how to give an example?
11:04I feel like I'm a Shimataro right now.
11:06That's true.
11:07The movie is about Yankees.
11:08You should be careful.
11:09Let's move on.
11:10Henderson's content, Yankee.
11:12Please give a round of applause!
11:16That was a bad idea.
11:18Akira, you should have skipped school today.
11:21Misaki, come here.
11:23We've just started dating.
11:24Come here.
11:25I'm in trouble!
11:27I'm in so much trouble!
11:28I skipped school, got stuck in a convenience store
11:30and now I'm smoking.
11:31I'm going to be a bad adult!
11:33I'm going to be a bad person!
11:36Yabatan, Yabatan, Yabatan, Yabatan!
11:38Yabatan, three-sided love!
11:39No, four-sided love!
11:40You're too bad!
11:44You're a bad guy!
11:46I feel like I'm a Shimataro again.
11:48That's true.
11:49You should be careful.
11:50Be careful?
11:51Yes.
11:52Let's move on.
11:53Henderson's content, Yankee.
11:54Please give a round of applause!
11:58Can you stop that?
12:00It's hard to do that.
12:02It's hard?
12:03Just do it.
12:04Be careful.
12:05Okay.
12:06I'm so lazy today.
12:08Hey, you guys!
12:09Go to school!
12:10What's wrong with you?
12:11Go to school and study!
12:13It's none of your business!
12:14I didn't study when I was a student.
12:16You didn't?
12:17What's wrong with you?
12:20You're in the way!
12:22It's none of your business!
12:23I don't mind.
12:25You don't?
12:26What's wrong with you?
12:28Who the hell are you?
12:30Me?
12:31Don't be surprised.
12:32Who the hell are you?
12:33You always have a sense of justice in your heart.
12:34What are you talking about?
12:35I won't forgive you for turning your back on me.
12:37I'm the tiger of Naniwa.
12:39Don't tell me you're...
12:40Yes, I'm Henderson Koyase.
12:42Who the hell are you?
12:43What's wrong with you?
12:45Why do you keep telling us to get along?
12:50Why don't you get along?
12:52Why don't you get along?
12:53Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
12:56Shut up!
13:00I practiced a lot.
13:03Thank you very much.
13:05That's enough.
13:06You have to act properly.
13:07I'm Shimataro.
13:08Who the hell are you?
13:10I don't know who Shimataro is.
13:12Shimataro was a gangster.
13:14I won't be a gangster anymore.
13:16I won't be a gangster anymore.
13:17Then I'll be Funky, not a gangster.
13:21You're so mean!
13:22You're too mean.
13:23Thank you very much.
13:29How was it, Haruka?
13:31It was very interesting.
13:33I get excited when I lower my head.
13:36I don't know how to describe it.
13:37When she says a joke,
13:38it's a joke that only raises her head.
13:40I'm very nervous today.
13:42You're nervous, aren't you?
13:44Yes, I'm nervous.
13:46We don't get along.
13:48We don't get along.
13:49We don't get along.
13:50We don't get along.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:56I can't do it now.
13:59Don't laugh!
14:00You're too mean!
14:04M-1 Grand Prix 2023
14:06Semi-final
14:07This year is going to be fun.
14:09You're the star.
14:11You're the star.
14:19Thank you very much.
14:20Thank you very much.
14:21Thank you very much.
14:23I'm Yaren.
14:27You don't have to say it back.
14:29I'm Razor Ramon.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:31I can't be an adult man.
14:33You're too loud.
14:34The devil born in 2005.
14:36What are you talking about?
14:37I can't be an adult man in this era.
14:38I want to be an adult man who can go to a snack bar.
14:42I think it's good.
14:43But be careful.
14:44Be careful?
14:45If you go to a snack bar, you can't be an adult man.
14:49It's okay.
14:50I asked him.
14:52He said there was a red washbasin in front of the street.
14:54There is a sign about your knee height.
14:56This is a snack bar.
14:57I asked him.
14:58He said there was a red washbasin.
14:59It's a snack bar.
15:00I asked him if he would walk in the washbasin.
15:02He said there was a red washbasin.
15:04He turned around and looked at me.
15:06He said,
15:07Welcome.
15:11Is it my imagination?
15:12It's not your imagination.
15:13He said there was a red washbasin.
15:15He said there was a red washbasin.
15:16What are you doing?
15:19What did you do when you stepped on the red washbasin?
15:22Are you a customer?
15:24Welcome to Snack Naganomei.
15:26Snack Naganomei?
15:28Yes.
15:29This shop?
15:30The sign says Naganomei.
15:31Why did you write that name?
15:33At that time, I wrote the name of the famous actor on the sign.
15:35Then a stupid man came in thinking,
15:37This shop is Naganomei.
15:39He didn't come in.
15:40He just came in.
15:42That's right.
15:43I have an actor who represents that era.
15:45You can change the store name.
15:46I have an actor who represents that era.
15:47Really?
15:48Yes.
15:49I have an actor who represents that era.
15:50I have an actor who represents that era.
15:51I see.
15:52I have an actor who represents that era.
15:53When did you come in?
15:54I don't know.
15:55What was the oldest store name?
15:57Himiko.
15:58Shut up.
16:00You're lying.
16:01It was popular.
16:02No.
16:03You came alone.
16:04Please give me a seat.
16:05I'm sorry.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:07I forgot the name of the previous customer.
16:08You forgot the name of the previous customer.
16:09Golf ball.
16:10Golf ball?
16:11Tengalon hat.
16:12Tengalon hat?
16:13No.5 iron.
16:14Did you come here with a hard machine?
16:15Yes, I came here with a hard machine.
16:16What?
16:17A hard machine.
16:18A hard machine?
16:19I left all of them at home.
16:20All of them?
16:21Yes.
16:22What?
16:23I left all of them at home.
16:24Is it okay?
16:25I'm afraid of the power of alcohol.
16:26I don't know.
16:27I'm happy.
16:28What do you want to drink?
16:29Please give me a beer.
16:30Egg.
16:31There is no way it's not egg.
16:32What do you want to drink?
16:33Beer.
16:34Beer?
16:35Please give me a beer.
16:36Change the barrel.
16:37If you do that, only foam will come out.
16:38The barrel is broken.
16:39Why?
16:40The barrel is broken.
16:41Why?
16:42Why?
16:43The barrel is broken.
16:44Why the barrel must be broken?
16:45Gorilla with a necktie called DK throws an egg on the wall and goes home.
16:46It's not Donkey Kong.
16:47Donkey Kong has such a stage.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:49That's enough.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:51Please give me a highball.
16:52Highball.
16:53I'm sorry.
16:54I'll make it for you.
16:55OK.
16:56Are you making this with your mouth?
16:57Nothing is contained.
16:58You're mixing it with your fingers.
16:59This is Madura.
17:00Isn't it fingers?
17:01This is Madura.
17:02What are you doing?
17:03OK.
17:04I'll take this too.
17:05OK.
17:06Well, let's make a nice meeting.
17:07Cheers.
17:08Wow, it's tough.
17:09Wow, that's tough.
17:10Oh no, Naka-chan slipped!
17:11You're so young for a punishment game!
17:16You're so young!
17:18Do you drink tequila if you slip in this store?
17:21No, Yakult.
17:21Then drink as much as you want.
17:23Drink Yakult as much as you want.
17:24It'll reach your intestines.
17:25Then you don't need lemon, right?
17:27What are you doing?
17:28By the way, my brother...
17:30My uncle...
17:30If you're lost, ask your brother.
17:32It's safer that way.
17:33What do you do for a living?
17:34I'm an entertainer.
17:35Oh, you're an entertainer!
17:36Then I'll introduce you to Naka-chan.
17:38Naka-chan is the president of a small and medium-sized company.
17:40You're famous for being the president of a small and medium-sized company, right?
17:42But the president of a small and medium-sized company...
17:43Don't call me a small and medium-sized company.
17:45You're the president, right?
17:46I'm the president, right?
17:47You're the president, right?
17:47What do you mean, right?
17:48I have a lot of sales.
17:49Oh, please do.
17:50Please introduce me to him.
17:51It's a promise.
17:53Ya-ku-so-ku.
17:56Why don't you just wave your finger?
17:58If you wave it to your neck, you'll get burned.
17:59My neck really hurts.
18:00What is it?
18:01Oh, it's a phone call.
18:01A phone call?
18:02Hello, I'm Mei Nagano.
18:03She said, I'm Mei Nagano.
18:05What?
18:06No way.
18:07No way.
18:08I'm sorry, the store is closed.
18:08What happened?
18:10You were cutting your hair, but what happened?
18:12My daughter was arrested.
18:13Your daughter was arrested?
18:15I'm in a hurry, so I'm going home.
18:16I'm going home. I'm sorry.
18:16Something terrible happened, didn't it?
18:18Please pay for it.
18:19It's about 2,000 yen.
18:19It's about 2,000 yen.
18:20Then I'll pay you 2,000 yen.
18:21Then I'll pay you back 600 yen.
18:22It's not 2,000 yen at all.
18:24Matching?
18:25Oh, please commemorate the match.
18:26Matching.
18:27I'll kill you.
18:28Thank you, thank you, thank you.
18:30The back looks like this.
18:31I didn't cut my hair.
18:32Hello, I'm Akihiko Shibata.
18:38Mr. Itoda, how was it?
18:39It was great.
18:40Can I say just one thing?
18:41Yes.
18:42There is no era of Miyuki Imori.
18:44That's good.
18:45That's good.
18:46Don't make me talk.
18:48I wish there was an era like this.
18:49That era.
18:50I approached a variety show.
18:52You got married.
18:54Congratulations.
18:56How do you feel about getting married?
18:58What do you want to say to your seniors?
19:00Mr. Tanaka and...
19:02Mr. Itoda.
19:03It's a match.
19:05If there is a secret to the marriage.
19:07You have to think about what your wife will be happy about.
19:13Anyway.
19:14You'll be happy if you bring something home.
19:17One thing that seems to be left in the dressing room.
19:19Just bring it home.
19:21It will be worth about 100 times.
19:23On the contrary, Mr. Itoda couldn't bring it home.
19:26Because I quarreled with my mother.
19:29Straightly.