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00:00Fire!
00:30Fire!
01:01Who am I?
01:06Diagnosis...
01:07Amnesia.
01:30Do I look like that, though?
01:55Action Two.
01:56I found X's chemical weapons stockpile.
01:59He's hidden it in a part of Los Angeles that even the cockroaches won't go near.
02:02Copy that, Action One. But with Skull Men around, how can you tell the difference?
02:06Cockroaches are smaller, Action Two.
02:09But chemical weapons are deadly serious.
02:13I've got to disable them.
02:26The sooner that poisons off the planet, the better.
02:56Action One.
03:26Action Two. There's a little less pollution in a later day.
03:30And a few less cockroaches.
03:32See you in space. Action One out.
03:55Stole that cargo on the double. We're almost fueled.
04:10Landers! This weapons shipment was supposed to be top secret.
04:25Give me Secretary General Norris. Tell him we have an emergency. An extreme emergency.
04:55Go!
05:26Let's go!
05:42No!
05:45Yes! Touché!
05:47The jets are just an escort. The boat has the prize. We've got to put it out of commission.
05:56Man, tagging that thing's engine is like trying to hit a mosquito with a pea shooter.
06:01More company, A.M.
06:04I'll take care of this beaver on the scuba ski. You two deal with the escort.
06:09You know I love a dog fight.
06:12Wasn't talking to you.
06:26Look out!
06:32Whoa!
06:34Heat-seeking torpedo!
06:41Atta boy!
06:44We're hit!
06:45Not serious!
06:46Just enough to make me mad.
06:56Concussion load.
07:08Jet Extreme, rendezvous now.
07:26Blast!
07:28That shipment was supposed to be absolutely top secret.
07:31This is the third time X has attempted to intercept supposedly secret weapons shipments.
07:38I have a theory.
07:43You may speak freely. This is Carlo Di Michi, my new undersecretary.
07:47For a security breach at that high a level, it must be an inside job.
07:50Someone inside the World Security Council is leaking info.
07:56What's going on here?
07:58Secretary Norris, sir, it is my duty to inform you that you are under arrest.
08:03What? On whose authority?
08:05Sir, it says here, by order of the World Security Council,
08:09Secretary Norris is to be arrested on suspicion of providing terrorist elements
08:13with top secret information regarding World Security Council weapons shipments.
08:18What? That's absurd!
08:21Undersecretary Di Michi is to assume all duties of the Secretary General?
08:27I'm so sorry, it's a shock to me too.
08:30Who would have suspected Norris of working for Dr. X?
08:34That's preposterous and you know it!
08:36If it wasn't for Secretary Norris, we'd all be X's slaves by now.
08:40Sorry, I have my orders. Take him away.
08:48You lying scum!
08:50There's a traitor here, all right!
08:52I think I'm looking at him.
08:54I see you are being uncooperative.
08:57Not surprising, considering you were Norris' private army.
09:02Action man, Miss Poole, your security badges, please.
09:06What?
09:07Due to the arrest of ex-Secretary Norris,
09:10my first act as the new Secretary General will be to disband Norris' elite security force.
09:16You can't do that!
09:18It's done, Action Man.
09:21You and your team are now officially out of business.
09:26Huh?
09:28Easy, you big lummox!
09:32Yeah, maybe you need a lesson in manners.
09:35Save it, Knuck. They're just doing their job.
09:38Our real enemy is out of reach for now.
09:44Indeed, Action Man.
09:47My dear D'Amici, well done.
09:50Now that Action Man is out of the way,
09:53you will alert me when the next shipment is scheduled. Yes?
09:58Of course, Excellency.
10:02Perfect!
10:03My man, D'Amici, has framed Norris, disbanded the Action Team,
10:08and become Acting Secretary General.
10:11By this time next week, with a little help from the World Security Council,
10:15I will be the world's first one-man nuclear power!
10:34How does it feel to be a helpless prisoner of your own system, Norris?
10:39Prisoner perhaps, D'Amici, but not helpless.
10:43You and Ex seem to have forgotten I still have an edge on the outside.
10:47Ha! You mean Action Man and his team?
10:51Forget them. We've confiscated all their equipment.
10:54They have no funding, no headquarters, no weapons.
10:57They're of no concern.
10:59And that's where you're wrong, D'Amici.
11:01Even without their equipment,
11:03they're still the toughest, smartest fighting force on the planet.
11:07And if you think they're going to let you get away with this,
11:10you're about to find out how wrong you are.
11:16Man, I'm glad this place is still available.
11:19This is where I first learned to fight down and dirty.
11:24Good, because down and dirty is exactly where we are at the moment.
11:28But we can't give up. We have to clear Norris.
11:31Jacques, can you hack into the World Security Council computer system
11:35and find out where our equipment is?
11:37I need a computer.
11:39They took my laptop and everything else is aboard Station Extreme.
11:42That means we have nothing to work with. No weapons.
11:48The human mind and human body
11:51are the most formidable weapons on the planet.
11:55What did you say?
11:57I'm... I'm saying that we've still got a job to do,
12:01even if we don't have all our high-tech equipment.
12:04Well, I don't know if it's exactly high-tech,
12:07but we do got one toy left.
12:09I had it in my garage so I could fix the transmission.
12:12The Security Council must have forgotten about it.
12:15I even made us a temporary command post.
12:22Status report?
12:24Look at this. I've hacked into the World Security Council system.
12:27Jet Extreme is in dry dock.
12:29Norris and the rest of the action team's equipment
12:31are locked up in the Maximum Security Warehouse.
12:34Excellent.
12:36Of course Action Man's next move will be to reclaim their equipment.
12:40Therefore, your next action must be to demolish that building.
12:45And Secretary Norris with it.
12:48Yes, Excellency.
12:50Now let's talk nukes, shall we?
12:53There is a delivery of old Soviet warheads arriving at the harbor at 9.30 tonight.
12:58They're scheduled to be dismantled,
13:00but I suspect that you may find a more useful purpose for them.
13:06Indeed I shall.
13:089.30? That's two hours from now!
13:11No time to lose. Let's get extreme!
13:29Oh no!
13:45Run!
13:53What?
13:54Oh no!
13:59How do we get in?
14:02The old-fashioned way.
14:29Very clever of these three to break in into their own doom.
14:37What's that?
14:38Over here.
14:42This thing's set to go off in less than two minutes.
14:44No way to disarm it.
14:47And I can't get it loose.
14:48We've got to get Norris.
14:59You two get our equipment.
15:00I'll get Norris.
15:28Action man!
15:29No time to explain. Come with me!
15:59Good work, team.
16:01Natalie, you get the secretary out of here.
16:04Nuk, let's get to the harbor and stop that shipment.
16:15What is it?
16:16We must call off the transfer! Action man's team is en route to the site!
16:21No! The transfer must proceed as planned!
16:24But they're fully equipped!
16:26You fool!
16:27You have the entire World Security Council force at your disposal.
16:32So you dispose of Action Man and his team.
16:37I wonder if Dimitri will try and stop us.
16:41There's your answer.
16:42New York traffic gets worse every day.
16:46Man, time to set this baby for ultimate mayhem.
16:50No! These guys are on our side.
16:52They just don't know it.
16:53We'll have to win this battle with zero casualties.
17:03I think I got the idea.
17:14For the rest of you, sweet dreams.
17:18No! No!
17:22Nobody hurt.
17:23Way to go, team!
17:38Greetings, Excellency.
17:40Shut up and give me my plutonium.
17:48Excellent work, Dimitri.
17:51Here's your payment.
17:58And here's yours, ex.
18:03What's your plan, Action Man?
18:06Shoot the acting secretary of the World Security Council?
18:10You? A renegade rebel?
18:13Who'd believe you? You have no proof.
18:16What?
18:17What is it, Jacques?
18:19Oh, yes.
18:24My friends Jacques and Ray say smile, ex.
18:27You're on camera.
18:31Got it all on tape, Action Man.
18:42Action Man, not only have you saved the world again,
18:45but you cleared my name.
18:47I'm very grateful. Thank you.
18:50And thank you for giving us back the keys to Station Extreme.
18:54It's good to know that even without our equipment,
18:56we're still an extreme team.
18:59But it's also extremely good to be back home.
19:05Load action memory file.
19:07Loading.
19:09Activate virtual memory scan.
19:12Activating.
19:15Loading.
19:33Ah, so that's where I first learned that special move.
19:37It's saved my life countless times since.
19:40But is this the monastery?
19:42Vyra, cross-reference and analyze location.
19:47Monastery confirmed.
19:49Exact location still unknown.
19:52Probability Himalayas.
19:58The pieces are coming together.
20:00Each tiny piece builds upon the others.
20:02With every piece of the puzzle,
20:04I grow closer to seeing a clear picture of my past.
20:07And someday, someday the picture will be complete.
20:11Vyra, save file and exit.
20:20Ever wonder what my name is?
20:22Yeah, so do I.
20:23Everyone calls me Action Man
20:25because I have amnesia and can't remember my real name.
20:28But even if I knew it, I still wouldn't give it out on the Internet.
20:31Don't get me wrong.
20:32You can discover lots of cool things in cyberspace.
20:35But don't assume the strangers you meet in chat rooms
20:37are telling you their real names, ages or sex.
20:40It's not like a phone call where you can hear their voice and know for sure.
20:43So, be careful.
20:45Don't give out your name, address or phone number over the Internet
20:49unless your parents say it's okay.
21:40Thanks.