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01:00Who am I?
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01:05Diagnosis, amnesia.
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01:57Nice little village Dr. X has picked out Action 2.
02:02It's a shame he plans to buy it and ruin it. Over.
02:05Copy that, Action 1.
02:06If X really does turn it into a radioactive waste storage facility,
02:10everything within a five-mile radius will be too radioactive for human survival.
02:14Yeah, but perfect for Skullman.
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02:28Things are heating up, Action 2.
02:30If X makes it to the capital before the townspeople do,
02:33he'll own this town.
02:35I'm not going to let that happen.
02:38I'm entering the lake, Action 2.
02:42I'll see if I can put a crimp in Dr. X's travel plans.
02:45Copy that, Action 1. Good luck.
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03:10Someone's sabotaging our seaplane. Let's get him.
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03:18I'm going after him. You make sure the plane starts.
03:21Dr. X has to leave in ten minutes to get there by dawn.
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03:41Action 2, I've got Skullman surrounding me.
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03:51Correction, I've got two Skullman sleeping.
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04:05Another Skullman swimming.
04:07Well, at least they're getting some time off.
04:09How about you do the same and get out of there
04:11before X discovers his flight's been canceled?
04:13Copy that, Action 2.
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05:09Teenage driver. You'll wake the whole city.
05:12Wait up to wake it, then let Dr. X burn it down.
05:15Kid's good. Taught him myself.
05:17A wonder we're still alive.
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05:31All right, team. Let's get extreme.
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06:39All right! The winners and still the champions,
06:42the Action Faction!
06:44Don't count on it. Something's wrong.
06:47What do you mean? We won, didn't we?
06:49Yes, but it was too easy.
06:52This smells like a set-up.
06:53Look!
06:56That was the real target.
06:58Blast! We've been suckered!
07:00I was trying not to put it so crudely.
07:03Jacques, that jet! Force it down!
07:06On my way, Em.
07:09Just a quick shot to the engines.
07:15Can't see!
07:20Sacre bleu!
07:21You got away, Action Man. I'm sorry.
07:24Nothing you could do, Jacques.
07:26Dr. X outfoxed us all this time.
07:28Any idea what the true target was?
07:30That security bunker belonged to the old KGB.
07:33There's no telling what was inside.
07:35Well, Dr. X has it now.
07:37And whatever it is, I have a feeling we're not going to like it.
07:44Excellent work!
07:47I trust my Skullman provided sufficient distraction
07:50to keep Action Man and his friends occupied?
07:53Barely. I was almost captured.
07:55But you are being well paid. Yes?
07:58Not enough. No.
08:01I want double, and I want it now,
08:03or I blow whatever this thing is to bits.
08:09I admire audacity.
08:11Very well. Double pay.
08:14That's better.
08:16Pleasure doing business with you.
08:20Just a moment.
08:23I said I admired audacity.
08:25I do not reward it.
08:28No one threatens Dr. X.
08:35What is it?
08:37An android assassin.
08:39Once the shining pinnacle of Soviet espionage technology,
08:43and now abandoned.
08:45This is the only working model.
08:47You mean, for now?
08:50Exactly.
08:52If this android passes,
08:54Exactly.
08:56If this android passes my ultimate test,
08:59I shall use it as a model to create more.
09:02An army of cybernetic soldiers,
09:04all at the command of Dr. X.
09:09Glorious!
09:11But what, may I ask, is this ultimate test?
09:14To destroy Action Man, naturally.
09:17Yes!
09:19And I think I know just how to do it.
09:25Dr. X.
09:35Man, ain't that beautiful?
09:38And the price is right, too.
09:40It should be. Zirconia and brass, it's a fake.
09:43What?
09:45Hey!
09:48Huh?
09:49I feel uneasy.
09:51They've indicated that Dr. X is still in the area.
09:54That's why we're on guard.
09:56As soon as that Viper shows himself, we'll nail him.
09:59Don't you worry.
10:01I was not worried, merely alert.
10:04And I advise you to stay the same.
10:06Knock, knack, look at this.
10:08Saving your past, a guide to improving memory.
10:12Whoa, I didn't know you could read Ruski.
10:15Neither did I, but I guess I can.
10:17Finding out new things every day.
10:20I remember I had a friend once named James.
10:23That's it? Just a name?
10:25It's very frustrating.
10:30I think what makes it worse is that Dr. X knows everything about me,
10:34and I don't.
10:36He knows... Huh?
10:38What is it?
10:40That man. I remember him.
10:47James!
10:51James!
10:55James!
10:57James?
10:59Oh, no, you don't!
11:03Why, you...
11:13Goodbye.
11:20No!
11:23No!
11:41Action, man!
11:44You! You!
11:47Target action, man.
11:49Acquired and terminated.
11:51Mission accomplished.
11:54Excellent.
11:57Extraction team is on the way.
12:02Look out!
12:16No!
12:26Sorry.
12:29I'll overlook it this time.
12:43Goodbye, Ace.
12:45I don't know who you really were,
12:47but I'll tell you this.
12:49I'll never forget you.
13:08Preserving your past?
13:10Well, I don't know about my past,
13:12but it sure preserved my future.
13:14This is Action Man calling Station Extreme.
13:18Ruined.
13:21Perhaps for the best.
13:24It looks like Nuck and Natalie are still in one piece,
13:26but X knows they've been injured,
13:28and he thinks I'm dead.
13:30He may get careless.
13:32Time to get extreme.
13:35By destroying Action Man,
13:37this android has proven itself
13:39an unstoppable soldier.
13:41An army of them would assure me
13:43of global conquest.
13:46But can you build more?
13:48The factory was closed down
13:50when the KGB disbanded.
13:52Look at this schematic of the factory.
13:54There's a secret cache of parts
13:56located here.
13:58Guarded by automated weapons.
14:00It's the only way
14:02to begin assembling my army.
14:04But surely, if you attack the factory,
14:06Action Man's friends will be alerted.
14:11Action Man is dead,
14:13and the other two field agents are injured.
14:16We have nothing to fear from them.
14:19Skull Man, prepare your weapons.
14:22The world will soon quail
14:24before the unstoppable army of X.
14:27The world will soon quail
14:29before the unstoppable army of X.
14:36Action Man, field recording one.
14:38I have entered the bunker
14:40from which the android was originally stolen.
14:44I suspect that Dr. X's plan
14:46is to create an android army.
14:48Somehow, I must discover their weak spot,
14:51and determine where Dr. X will strike next.
14:55Ah, and I think I've found a clue.
15:07All air and ground troops, attack!
15:11Nothing must stop us now.
15:25It's X! He's attacking a factory!
15:27It doesn't matter. Not with Action Man gone.
15:30Huh? Hey!
15:32Hey!
15:33Hey!
15:34Hey!
15:35Hey!
15:36Hey!
15:37Hey!
15:38Hey!
15:39Hey!
15:40Hey!
15:41Hey!
15:42Hey!
15:43Hey!
15:44Hey!
15:45Hey!
15:46Hey!
15:47Hey!
15:48Hey!
15:49Hey!
15:50Hey!
15:51Hey!
15:52Hey!
15:53Hey!
15:54Now there's where you're wrong, kiddo.
15:56Look at us.
15:57We can't sit here moping.
15:59If A.M. was here,
16:00he'd tell us we gotta keep going.
16:02That's how we can honor his memory,
16:04by nailing Dr. X!
16:06Ow!
16:07But you and Natalie are injured.
16:09I'm in a wheelchair.
16:10Hey!
16:11You think that would have stopped Action Man?
16:13Not a chance.
16:15I agree.
16:16Let's do it, team!
16:17Let's get extreme!
16:24Ah!
16:37Excellent!
16:39The factory is ours,
16:41and once inside that secret storeroom...
16:46Those persistent fools!
16:48Keep them busy!
16:50Without Action Man, they're nothing!
16:52We can still reach the storeroom!
17:15That's the storeroom!
17:17Open it! Hurry!
17:22My moment of triumph is at hand.
17:26Hello, X.
17:28Guess who's not dead?
17:30Blast you!
17:31Destroy him!
17:32Oh, I wouldn't.
17:34I've wired this whole storeroom with explosives.
17:37One stray shot in here,
17:39and this whole building goes up.
17:41Then you! Grab him!
17:46It's hopeless, Action Man.
17:48Not even your multi-gun's explosives can penetrate that outer armor.
17:53Then I'll have to get one inside.
17:58All right, nobody move!
18:00Action Man!
18:01He's alive!
18:02But you won't be!
18:04Get him!
18:06Go on!
18:09Only one chance.
18:11Hey!
18:18No!
18:32Well, that takes care of Doctor X.
18:35Somehow, I doubt it.
18:37But at least the world is safe.
18:39For now.
18:40And as long as you're around,
18:42I have a feeling it will be.
18:44Glad to have you back.
18:48Yeah.
18:55Glad to be back.
18:57Come on, let's go home.
19:05Load action memory file.
19:08Loading.
19:10Activate virtual memory scan.
19:13Activated.
19:19No!
19:33James, I know his name.
19:36I also remember that he was my friend.
19:38Yet, everything else is a blank.
19:42And I discovered that I can read Russian.
19:45But the question remains,
19:47how did I learn?
19:50Did Ursula teach me?
19:52No.
19:53I don't need Vyra to tell me how unlikely that is.
19:58Or was it a part of my schooling?
20:00Or my heritage?
20:01Vyra, analyze previous memory files for information.
20:05Insufficient data.
20:10My entire life is nothing but insufficient data.
20:13All right, Vyra, save file and exit.
20:16The data may be lost for now, but the answers are somewhere.
20:19And I will find them.
20:25Exercise.
20:26You might think it's dull and wish you could do anything else.
20:29Even babysit your kid sister.
20:31Listen up, couch potatoes.
20:32Exercise is important.
20:34Along with eating and sleeping right,
20:36exercise helps make your body strong, toned, and alert.
20:39It doesn't have to be a big deal either.
20:41Jogging, shooting hoops, or just plain walking can help you keep in shape.
20:45Exercise can be fun while it's taking care of your body,
20:47and that's important.
20:49If you're going to have your body for a long, long time,
20:51might as well be good to it.
21:15Beat.