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01:00Who am I?
01:02♪
01:05Diagnosis amnesia.
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01:56No Skullman on top, Action 3.
01:58This is X's New York headquarters.
02:00You'd think they'd be everywhere.
02:02Lazy boneheads probably are a Broadway musical.
02:04Don't get too cocky, Action 1.
02:06We've scanned a Skullman nearby.
02:08♪
02:22I picked him up, too.
02:24Escaping from quality sleeping time with an Akash grip.
02:26I wish I knew what you learned there, Action 1.
02:28Yeah, you and me both.
02:31I don't remember who taught it to me.
02:33I want harmless touching the right spot,
02:35and these Skullman are out like a light.
02:38Action 3, when I get to the ladder up ahead,
02:40I'll be in full view,
02:42so keep those scanners looking for Skullman.
02:44♪
02:52Still no Skull activity, Action 3.
02:54Broadway's closing.
02:56Maybe the Skull Boys are outside, seeking for small change.
02:59Probability unlikely, Action 1.
03:01I'm heading inside.
03:03Action 1, don't be overconfident.
03:05♪
03:12Action 3, Action Command was right.
03:14X is planning to invade the Northland Republic
03:16to dominate the plutonium mining.
03:18And you know what that means.
03:20Boom!
03:21Take one, Action Man.
03:23Now put the plans down,
03:25and I'll consider not hurting you.
03:27How about if I take off, and you hurt yourself, X?
03:30♪
03:55So here you guys are.
03:57I've been looking all over for you.
03:59♪
04:10On my way, Action 3.
04:12The line from that skate boat had better be in place.
04:14I'd rather fight those guys all over again
04:16than swim in the East River.
04:18What's a little toxic waste when you're Action Man?
04:20Over.
04:21Hey, don't confuse me with Dr. X.
04:23Over and out.
04:26♪
04:36I went overtime on that one, Action 3.
04:38Here comes the sun,
04:40and there goes X's invasion.
04:42I'm coming in.
04:45♪
05:00Secretary Norris, Will Fargo here.
05:03I'm checking in with my weekly mission update.
05:05Do you copy?
05:06Roger. Proceed, Dr. Fargo.
05:08After 30 years of research,
05:10I've discovered an amazing herb
05:12that grows in one tiny area of the rainforest.
05:16The extract from this plant
05:18contains a powerful antioxidant,
05:21a serum which not only inhibits cellular deterioration,
05:25it actually causes regeneration.
05:27Finally.
05:29Sounds like it was worth waiting for.
05:31I once took a class from Dr. Fargo, you know.
05:34How could I forget?
05:36You paid me to write your term paper.
05:38Triangulation is complete.
05:40Location verified.
05:42Commence signal disruption.
05:44I've tried it myself, and...
05:47Norris! Can you read me?
05:49Come in, please!
05:54Can you read me? Come in, please!
05:59I'll have to try again later.
06:05Install the remote surveillance equipment.
06:07Then set the traps.
06:11Will, come in!
06:13That signal's being jammed.
06:15Get me Action Man!
06:20Action Man here.
06:22We've lost contact with an important scientific expedition
06:25in the Amazon rainforest.
06:27Dr. Will Fargo and his wife,
06:29Dr. Julia Fargo.
06:31They're research ethnobotanists.
06:33Ethno-whatsits?
06:34They didn't have fancy-schmancy stuff like that
06:36when I was in school.
06:38You didn't have tellies back then.
06:42All right, wise guys.
06:44If you're so smart, what's an ethno-whosit?
06:48Ethnobotanist.
06:54One who studies the utilization of native flora
06:57by indigenous peoples.
07:00Another trace memory?
07:02Why can't I remember?
07:04Maybe you can.
07:05If you find the Fargos immediately,
07:07they've discovered a plant extract
07:09that causes cellular rejuvenation.
07:11You mean?
07:12Right. It repairs damaged brain cells.
07:15You could gain back your memory.
07:22Well then, what are we waiting for?
07:25All right, team, let's get extreme!
07:37Yeah.
08:07Whoa!
08:25I've warmed in on Dr. Fargo's electronic locator beacon.
08:28It's near the Amazon River,
08:30in the heart of the rainforest.
08:32Uh-oh. Dr. X's sub is upriver,
08:34near where the Fargos are.
08:36Dr. Jock, for the Fargos' sake and yours, Action Man,
08:39I hope we're not too late.
08:41Norris, can you read me?
08:43Come in, please. Come in, sir.
08:45Come in.
08:47How nice of you to invite me.
08:50Dr. X?
08:52At your service.
08:54And you are Dr. William Fargo, I presume.
08:58I must say, you and your wife look fabulous.
09:01How do you stay so young?
09:03What do you want?
09:06First, your electronic locator beacon.
09:09Second, the secret of perpetual youth.
09:13And I want it now!
09:18Huh?
09:19Dr. Fargo's electronic locator beacon just went dead.
09:22Get us as close as you can, Jock.
09:24We'll have to find them the old-fashioned way, by sight.
09:28Prepare to spill.
09:30Suggest you start from landing site.
09:32I have visual contact, no Skull Man apparent.
09:35Heli-Gun ready to roll, Jock.
09:37Engine started, blades disengaged.
09:39Ready to fire main jets.
09:41Opening main cargo hatch.
09:43You have a go.
09:45Firing main jets.
09:46We have ignition.
09:48Clear to launch.
09:50Let's get extreme.
09:54Engaging Heli-Gun blades.
10:00Ah, there you are.
10:02Action Man's Heli-Gun approaching at 1,500 feet.
10:05Prepare to launch computer-controlled surface-to-air missiles.
10:09Fire at will.
10:17Buckle up, lads. We have missile lock.
10:20Undertaking evasive action.
10:26Hold on, there's another one.
10:28Those babies are computer-controlled, which means they don't give up. Ever.
10:32Get out of your ass sickness bags, gentlemen.
10:34We're gonna pull some serious negative G's.
10:39Huh? Can't you see what they're doing?
10:42Dive, you fools. Dive!
10:45Keep coming!
10:53Damage report.
10:56I'll land downriver and wait for your call.
11:07All clear.
11:10Ah, Action Man has arrived.
11:13Step into my parlor, said the spider to the flies.
11:19Something feels wrong.
11:21Yeah, and its name is Dr. X.
11:24Come on. Nothing's gonna stop me from going after him now.
11:28Except this pressure point mine I just stepped on.
11:31You know the kind that blows up when you lift your foot off?
11:38One more batch, and we can dispense with the Fargo family.
11:42All I need is enough serum to give the world's richest, most powerful men and women their youth back.
11:49After that, I'll own them.
11:51They will do anything to stay young. Anything, I ask.
11:57We must make sure Action Man never tastes a single drop of this serum.
12:02Should he gain his memory back, he will be twice as dangerous to us and twice as hard to destroy.
12:13It's a good thing I know bombs.
12:16What are they doing?
12:22Zap him, M.
12:24Eat our lasers, X.
12:27Temper, temper.
12:30That'll teach him. Stand back. I'm gonna make like a kangaroo.
12:43This plant doesn't grow anywhere else in the world. This is the last of it.
12:47What happens to this plant is no longer your concern.
12:51You aren't gonna let us go, are you?
12:53Yes, of course, my dear. But first, I must sample the product.
13:01Oh, no. Come on.
13:06Whoa. Did I miss something?
13:09We've set off a chain reaction.
13:11You're right. It's a chain reaction.
13:14It's a chain reaction.
13:16You're right. Don't slow down. They're on a sequential timer.
13:24Wait. That's way too much.
13:26Nonsense. I'm way older than you.
13:30Tastes like chicken soup.
13:32This should be interesting. We took one-tenth the amount you did.
13:38Really? Maybe I'd better try it out on some Skull Men, too.
13:45Hey, what's going...
13:47Shh. It's too quiet. Skull Men, perhaps? Wait here.
14:00You'll have to do better than that.
14:02Geronimo!
14:09I didn't know snakes could climb.
14:11Good shooting, Knuck. He's not going anywhere soon.
14:16Action Man has made it through all my traps.
14:19It's time to send out more Skull Men.
14:22Gangerine, where are you?
14:28Uh, about those Skull Men...
14:33You, you...
14:35Don't get upset, Dr. X, sir.
14:38It's bad for your ulcers.
14:40Look, I had to take it in order to find out how much not to take.
14:45Don't worry. With the automated defense I rigged up, we won't need the Skull Men.
14:50I've aimed a withering laser crossfire right here,
14:54where the trail from the jungle enters the clearing.
14:57They won't stand a chance. It's barbecue time for Action Man.
15:01Make mine a medium-rare, please.
15:04Get him!
15:09Hey, Gangerine, what happened to you?
15:12Leave the fighting to the grown-ups. You might get hurt.
15:16I'm old enough to carry a laser, and I already know how to use it.
15:20Stop, you fool! You settled your own trap!
15:23Yeah!
15:27Drop your weapon, X.
15:29I don't think so.
15:31Meet my youth brigade, Action Man.
15:34They're getting younger all the time.
15:39Get him!
15:41Now I say drop it!
15:43As for those Skull Boys of yours, go on, beat it before you get hurt.
15:48Come back, you cowards!
15:51Now, give it up, X.
15:55If I can't have the secret of eternal youth, no one can!
15:59Say goodbye to your last chance to remember your past, Action Man.
16:04No!
16:09Drop your weapons, Action Man, or Dr. Science will be Dr. History.
16:14Action Man, save Julia, please!
16:22Action Man!
16:25Julia!
16:27Stop your whining. No one could have survived that explosion.
16:32Action Man is up in smoke, and you're next.
16:36Dr. X, look at this! The youth serum's wearing off!
16:41You didn't tell us this would happen, Dr. Fargo.
16:44I didn't know.
16:46Drop it, X.
16:48What an unpleasant surprise.
16:50How did you manage to escape the burning tent?
16:54It was easy. I used the emergency exit.
16:57Of course, I did have to slice one open first.
17:00Get Junior's laser wheel before he shoots himself in the foot with it.
17:04What about safe and sound?
17:07Julia!
17:10Thanks to you, there is no more youth serum,
17:13and no more plants from which to make it.
17:16You're under arrest!
17:18Oh, am I?
17:20In precisely 20 seconds, my bionic hand will explode,
17:25turning everything within 20 meters into mincemeat.
17:29So don't even think about following us.
17:32You'll be better off taking your chances with the fire.
17:36I'm going after him.
17:38No, the bomb's for real. I'm sure of it.
17:41You had him bluff good, Dr. X.
17:43Who said I was bluffing, gangrene?
17:46You of all people should know by now, I never bluff.
17:50We have exactly 10 more seconds, so let's see you hustle.
17:54No problem there.
17:56First thing you do when we get back is build me a bigger, better hand.
18:03If Natalie doesn't get here fast, we're toast.
18:07Now that's what I call fast.
18:10Make it snappy, ladies and gentlemen.
18:12Things are heating up around here.
18:14Ladies first.
18:16And no comments about me being old-fashioned.
18:18Not for me. I'm out of here.
18:27Unfortunately, the fire destroyed the only place in the jungle
18:31where the Fountain of Youth plant grew.
18:34Our research is finished.
18:36Perhaps it's for the best. Man was not meant to live forever.
18:40I don't know about that. I wouldn't mind being a teenager again.
18:44But, Nuck, in all the ways that count, you still are.
18:55Load action memory file.
18:57Loading.
18:59Activate virtual memory scan.
19:02Activated.
19:23I must have been in college.
19:25I look so young.
19:27What was I reading?
19:29Vyra, identify, please.
19:31Title, Crime and Punishment.
19:34Author...
19:35That's enough.
19:36Sure explains why I look so depressed.
19:39I wonder if I knew Ursula then.
19:41Vyra, cross-reference Ursula.
19:45But surely you remember us.
19:47How could I remember us if I can't remember me?
19:51You will never find out what I know.
19:54Oh, yes, I will.
19:58For now, my past remains shrouded in mystery, but not forever.
20:03Save file and exit.
20:13Did you know the energy saved by recycling one aluminum can
20:16could run your TV for three hours?
20:18One can. Three hours.
20:21That's six episodes of me.
20:23I like this recycling thing.
20:25Here's what you need to do.
20:26Reduce, reuse, recycle.
20:29Reduce what you use.
20:31When you buy something small, tell the clerk you don't need the bag.
20:34Reuse your lunch bags, your thermos, and aluminum foil.
20:38Recycle soda cans, glass bottles, and newspaper.
20:42It's not about saving the planet for the future.
20:44It's about keeping it alive while we're still around to enjoy it.