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00:00Fire!
00:01Fire!
00:03Fire!
00:28Fire!
00:32Fire!
00:33Fire!
01:01Who am I?
01:03Diagnosis, amnesia.
01:33Get out of the house!
01:49Action 2, Jacques' scanners were right.
01:51This isn't just an abandoned old ghost town.
01:53X has been using the place as a cover for his chemical weapons factory.
01:56So that's why it lit up our sensors brighter than Vegas.
01:59Good work, Action 1.
02:01You're way behind schedule.
02:02Get out of there before that bomb I pre-set
02:04blows up in your pocket.
02:05You pre-set it?
02:06That means I'm carrying live nitro.
02:16And I was worried about this mission being too easy.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:30Action two.
02:31I've got the bomb.
02:32Now I just need about two minutes to get clear.
02:34Action one.
02:34You've got five seconds to move your you know what.
02:36She's going to blow.
03:19Oh, shit.
03:33Hey, what the?
03:48Action 2, mission accomplished.
03:55Meet me at the rendezvous point pronto.
03:58I'm catching the first stage out of town.
04:00Copy that, Action 1.
04:01Over and out.
04:18Danny, turn around.
04:20Smile.
04:22Finish up, Hans.
04:23You have to get home.
04:25There's a storm coming and it's going to be a monster.
04:29Ah!
04:31No!
04:32No!
04:33No!
04:34Get out of here.
05:00Hans!
05:03I'm okay.
05:05Stay there and keep hidden.
05:07I'll lead them away.
05:29What are you going to do with us?
05:39Please, do not resist.
05:41Anything less than full cooperation will be punished severely.
05:46Your new employer is Dr. X.
05:50And he demands complete obedience.
06:00The Mark 7 tunneling machine is one of the most powerful in the world.
06:04How did you get this footage?
06:06We only found out about Dr. X's involvement thanks to one very brave young man.
06:12Hans Hofstetter was visiting his dad, a tunnel worker, when Dr. X attacked.
06:18Please, Action Man, find my foster.
06:21Don't let anything happen to him.
06:24We'll bring him back safe.
06:26I give you my word.
06:28Hans recorded a civilian working with Dr. X.
06:31We have identified him as the noted historian, Ian Allenby.
06:36Ian Allenby?
06:38My uncle?
06:40Why is he involved with X?
06:42We'll get to the bottom of this.
06:45Let's get extreme.
07:46I've been monitoring the weather.
07:48It doesn't look good.
07:50High winds, massive snowfall.
07:52It's the worst winter storm to hit that area in 30 years.
07:56Kid, there's no way a little snowstorm is going to stop the scuba ski.
08:00Ladies and gents, one scuba ski will now transform before your very eyes into one snow ski.
08:08Very good, Knop.
08:10Your next performance is in the Alps.
08:26Now, how are we going to get in without being spotted?
08:29Hold on.
08:31Uh-oh. I guess we can forget about the spotted part.
08:35Split up. Get into that cavern any way you can.
08:38I'll draw them off.
08:56Let's warm things up, skulls.
09:09Ah!
09:13It's kind of nice working with a man that doesn't mind playing tag with an entire army.
09:18Knop, over here.
09:20Warm air. It's a ventilation tunnel.
09:23It must lead into the cavern.
09:25Hey, who's the one with the muscles around here?
09:29Oh, this is one tough son of a gun.
09:32Let me give you a hand.
09:39So, who's the one with the muscles?
09:42It's about three feet across.
09:44You might just fit.
09:46What do you mean, might?
09:52We must have stunned him. Come on.
09:57Hey, he's not here. What kind of trick is this?
10:01A very old trick.
10:09And I'm afraid you've fallen for it in more ways than one.
10:19Don't worry. As soon as the storm clears, I'll send the police to get you out.
10:23Remember, Dr. X has taken everyone in the village prisoner.
10:28If you don't work faster, you will never see your family again.
10:33But if we go any faster, you'll have another cave in.
10:37And this time, even stealing a tunneling machine won't help you.
10:49We've broken through.
10:56It is here. All of it.
10:59Notify Dr. X immediately.
11:02I can't believe it.
11:04My own flesh and blood helping that madman.
11:07Stay here in case I need backup.
11:20Sweet dreams, Skull Man.
11:24Careful. Even after 50 years, this stuff is lethal.
11:32Uncle Ian, you traitor!
11:34Natalie! How did you escape?
11:37Escape? Ian, you're not making sense.
11:41Perhaps I can clear up the confusion.
11:44I'm not sure I can.
11:46I'm not sure I can either.
11:49Perhaps I can clear up the confusion.
11:53But first, allow me to take you prisoner.
12:07You were in this cell. I saw you.
12:11That's impossible.
12:13You should both know that nothing is impossible for Dr. X.
12:19Miss Natalie Poole, may I present...
12:23Miss Natalie Poole.
12:29A hologram?
12:31Simple, elegant, and effective.
12:37The first test of my new weapon will be upon this little underground hideaway.
12:42And everyone inside.
12:45A press of a button, and you're history.
12:48But you understand that, Allenby. You're the historian.
12:52Enough to know the fate of two bit would-be dictators like you.
12:57Such a way with words. I wish we could talk more.
13:01But unlike you, I still have a future.
13:05As absolute ruler of the human race.
13:11Bring the snow cruiser!
13:19Secure the canisters in the hold.
13:21As soon as you're finished, get our man out of the complex.
13:27Once I release just one canister of this gas,
13:32no one left inside will survive.
13:35Over my dead body!
13:37By how many canisters?
13:39I don't know.
13:41But I'm sure there's more than one.
13:45Over my dead body!
13:47I hope not.
13:49Don't be in such a hurry to go where angels fear to tread.
13:52But Action Man, that's how I make my living.
13:57I want you to free Natalie and Allenby,
13:59while I make sure X doesn't escape with his new chemical weapon.
14:06Intruders! Get them!
14:08It's Action Man! It's always Action Man!
14:11Action Man!
14:13Destroy him!
14:20Thanks, friend. We'll take it from here.
14:24Smoke grenade!
14:33Natalie!
14:34Knuck! We're in here!
14:37Time to find out just how potent Pax-39 really is.
14:50Pax-39 would have obliterated everyone in here in minutes.
14:55It was developed to end a war, but it was so deadly,
14:59the scientists were afraid to use it.
15:02And you were the only one who knew where it was.
15:05Say, who's the babe?
15:07Oh, my evil twin.
15:09The reason Uncle Ian had to help Dr. X.
15:12He thought I was in danger.
15:15I planted a limpet mine under the snow cruiser.
15:18If only I'd had a chance to activate it.
15:31Yeah?
15:32There's a limpet mine on the undercarriage.
15:34But Uncle Ian never had a chance to activate the timer.
15:37But if we blow up the snow cruiser, won't that release the gas?
15:41No. It's very flammable.
15:43It'll go up in a harmless cloud of smoke.
15:54You never give up, do you?
16:05Whoa!
16:07OK, X, we'll play it your way.
16:30X, you just got careless.
16:35Whoa!
16:41That ought to hold you.
16:48Now, where is that action annoyance?
16:52Whoa!
16:57What's he up to?
17:05You play a good game, action man.
17:10But the winning hand is mine.
17:13I shall enjoy destroying you.
17:16X, you talk too much.
17:19You're always trying so hard to prove your superiority.
17:23It's your greatest weakness.
17:26Whoa!
17:30I'll end our little contest once and for all.
17:34Sorry, but I'm dropping out.
17:41Goodbye, Pax 39.
17:45The friends, I say.
17:47The world is better off without more poisons.
17:50I think there's someone we'd all better thank.
17:55Thank you, action man.
17:57You did it. You saved my fossa.
18:00I always keep my word.
18:02Besides, I owed it to him.
18:05He saved me.
18:07Really? My fossa? He saved you?
18:10Mr. Hofstadter, Han's video allowed us to crack this case.
18:14You have a very brave young man here.
18:17And judging by the courage you showed in saving Nakamere in the cavern,
18:21I think I know where he gets it.
18:24I'd like to shake the hand of a real hero.
18:27Uncle Ian, I want to apologize for doubting you.
18:31I'm very sorry.
18:33Apology accepted.
18:35After all, I was trying very hard to be a convincing accomplice.
18:39But you needn't have worried.
18:41Anyone who understands history
18:44knows how dangerous someone like Dr. X can be.
18:50ACTION MEMORY FILE
18:53Load action memory file.
18:56Loading.
18:58Activate virtual memory scan.
19:01Activated.
19:03Activate virtual memory scan.
19:06Activated.
19:27My family home, burning.
19:30Terrible memory.
19:32Dr. X would probably be pleased to know that he has awakened such a tragedy in my mind.
19:37Vyra, please analyze for geographical information.
19:41Data insufficient. Location unknown.
19:45But my memory files show that I had a brother and parents.
19:49Did any of them survive?
19:51Probability minimal.
19:54I understand.
19:56But if I am to reconstruct my past,
19:59one of the most painful memories must be faced.
20:02Vyra, save file and exit.
20:04Each image is a piece of my shattered past.
20:07However painful, I must put the pieces together to rebuild my memory.
20:12And my life.
20:16Riding a bike is a great way to get around, and it's a lot of fun.
20:19But it's really important to stay safe.
20:21First, always ask your mom or dad for permission to ride.
20:25Second, with their help, pick a safe place to ride away from cars and walking people.
20:29Next, always wear a helmet.
20:32If you're in an accident, a helmet can prevent brain damage and save your life.
20:36Besides, I think they look high-tech and very cool.
20:39Don't forget to signal before you turn.
20:41And always hold on to both handlebars with both hands.
20:44Last, when you're on your bike, stay alert and watchful.
20:47Be like me. Ready for any kind of action.
20:56I'm going to do it.
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