Something Special (Willy/Milly) | Full Movie | Paul Schneider | Pamela Adlon, Eric Gurry - video Dailymotion

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SOMETHING SPECIAL (WILLY/MILLY) | Body Swap Comedy, Comedy, Fantasy | 1986 |   Plot: Milly is annoyed whenever her mom tells her to behave more appropriately for a girl. She's just not interested in fancy dresses, or prom dances. One day, her best friend's little brother offers her a potion which can make her deepest wish come true during a solar eclipse. She tries it and becomes a boy. Now he has to decide if he wants to live life as a boy, or return to being a girl. His father, who always wanted a son, supports him checking out life as a boy. Hence, he changes schools and begins again as Willy.  Crew:  • Directed by: Paul Schneider • Written by: Alan Friedman (story "Willy Milly"), Walter Carbone, Carla Reuben • Starring: Pamela Adlon, Eric Gurry, Mary Tanner Bailey, John Glover • Produced by: David Chilewich • Music by: David McHugh • Cinematography: Dominique Chapuis • Edited by: Michael R. Miller  About TRENDEST MOVIES - ENGLISH:  Welcome to TRENDEST MOVIES - ENGLISH, your ultimate destination for an expansive collection of movies across all genres. From timeless classics to modern-day blockbusters, we bring you the best of cinema. Dive into our vast library, where you’ll find everything from thrilling action movies to heartwarming dramas, iconic comedies, and unforgettable sci-fi adventures. Stay tuned as we continue to expand our collection, offering something for every movie lover.  Subscribe now: @TRENDEST_MOVIES_ENGLISH   #TrendestMovies #EnglishCinema #ClassicHits   Follow Trendest Media:  • YouTube:  1) TRENDEST INFOTAINMENT: www.youtube.com/@TRENDEST_INFOTAINMENT 2) TRENDEST KIDS: www.youtube.com/@TRENDEST_KIDS  • Instagram:  TRENDEST INFOTAINMENT: https://www.instagram.com/trendestinfotainment/  • Facebook: TRENDEST INFOTAINMENT: https://www.facebook.com/TrendestInfotainment/   COPYRIGHT  We hold the proper licenses for all movies published on YouTube. For any questions, please contact: mail@trendest.in  AYA Media Private Limited is a company registered under the laws of India and located in the state of Kerala, India.

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00:00:00You

00:00:30I

00:00:39Like to make you two of these those records and mr. Coffey let me demonstrate

00:00:54Got a deal

00:01:00I

00:01:30Like

00:02:00Wow

00:02:24Try this

00:02:30Oh

00:02:43Watch it. No, we're playing. Sorry, mr. Nice. All right

00:02:48Oh

00:02:55Sweetie

00:02:57Yes, daddy. You look at this

00:03:00Will you look at this?

00:03:01Sorry

00:03:02How many times have I told you that it's dangerous up there about 95?

00:03:07Don't you think you ought to be inside helping your mother set the table? Yes, daddy

00:03:12Millie, what are you doing up there?

00:03:15We have a dance to go to tonight in case you forgot

00:03:19I'm setting up for the Eclipse. You're not gonna cop out on me. Are you absolutely not?

00:03:24You gotta loosen up about boys. I'm loose. I'm loose. I

00:03:30Look terrible. Stop pulling at it. You look good

00:03:35We are crossing the threshold of womanhood, I know I know we must be prepared

00:03:42That's the stuff

00:03:44Tell a lot more

00:03:48Oh

00:03:53What's that

00:03:55Shalimar do you like it? It's thanks

00:03:59Sabella Anderson says if you haven't gone all the way with the guy by the time you're 15 your insides rust out

00:04:05Stephanie that's why Sabella Anderson is pregnant. Oh

00:04:12Girls you look beautiful

00:04:19Smell so good. What's that? Okay. Come on

00:04:30Okay, one more okay, please okay smile honey, please come on, honey

00:04:36Why doesn't the flash go up I don't know we have to go

00:04:41Have a good time

00:04:43Hi, sweetie, have a good time. Now. Remember to relax a little in between dances. You have to rest sometime, you know

00:04:49Oh

00:05:07We sure are relaxing now

00:05:10Look at that not a care in the world

00:05:14Boys have got it made

00:05:17I'm gonna ask one of them to dance

00:05:19No

00:05:22You wouldn't yeah, watch me

00:05:49Oh, I'm leaving you can't just leave me here. I'm sorry, but I think you'll do better without me

00:05:57You know, I was just thinking sorry I never used that damn study of mine and well I

00:06:07What the hell

00:06:09Another kid. Hmm. No stars. We got the room

00:06:13Now wouldn't it be nice just

00:06:16For Millie to have a little brother to take care of, huh?

00:06:21Why not Stephanie

00:06:37Maybe she doesn't like dancing. She took seven years of ballet. She loves dancing

00:06:42You're pressing too hard. All right

00:06:45Give her every opportunity to be a normal girl. Where are you going, sweetie?

00:06:51I'm just gonna take some measurements

00:06:54Well, it's 1030. I don't think you ought to be traipsing around the neighborhood at this hour daddy

00:06:59How am I gonna be an astronomer if I'm not allowed to go out at night?

00:07:03Well, I may be all to find a daytime hobby

00:07:07You think it's a hobby

00:07:09You think what I do is not important

00:07:12If I were a boy you would take me seriously

00:07:42Oh

00:08:08What's the matter

00:08:11Everything

00:08:19Sorry, I left

00:08:26They're broken stuff

00:08:28I

00:08:38Malcolm will have something

00:08:50Malcolm

00:08:58Oh

00:09:15Yes, great

00:09:19You wouldn't by any chance have an orthochromatic filter it's hard to describe it's sort of orange or yellow

00:09:27yellow

00:09:29How much got a special today if you're interested, you know, I gotta go Malcolm how much do I owe you?

00:09:37And the scabby Indians believed

00:09:40If you spread this in a circle during the moment of the eclipse of the Sun and lie inside it

00:09:47Yeah

00:09:49Get your deepest

00:09:51darkest hearts desire

00:09:54How much

00:09:57The only thing this is good for is cleaning toilets comes with my own detailed instructions

00:10:07And a money-back guarantee

00:10:13How much for everything

00:10:17Malcolm I'm your sister. All right

00:10:26Don't get the guarantee

00:10:56Oh

00:11:16Stellar sunglasses eliminate solar rays, you can watch the eclipse

00:11:26Oh

00:11:56Oh

00:12:08Maybe we're getting our periods

00:12:18Now you gotta think your deepest darkest hearts desire

00:12:26Oh

00:12:30What is taking this friggin eclipse so long anyway

00:12:36Stay in the circle. It's not total yet. You don't really believe this stuff do you? Yeah

00:12:56Oh

00:13:26Oh

00:13:56Oh

00:13:58Oh

00:14:24Stephanie Stephanie

00:14:28Wake up, come on

00:14:36You don't scream okay, okay

00:14:47Was it yours, of course, it's mine. Who's else could it be?

00:14:53Okay, very funny jokes over joke

00:14:58You got it at the corner store with the rubber spiders and the fake vomit, right?

00:15:03This is a guy's thing

00:15:05Stephanie then it's not your thing. Of course. It's my thing then it's not a guy's thing. It's your thing

00:15:13That's impossible. It's not impossible. It's right here

00:15:19Well, how did it get there I don't know I woke up in there it was

00:15:29I

00:15:33Can you do things with it like what like I

00:15:40Don't know

00:15:46Are we dreaming or something? I don't think so

00:15:58I

00:16:13Is it still there

00:16:20Wkrk 1906 in your style

00:16:23You're easy

00:16:25Mrs. Niceman breakfast will be ready in half an hour Steffi. Mrs. Niceman

00:16:32Yes, mrs. Niceman Millie

00:16:38Millie

00:16:42Yes, dear

00:16:45Millie has a

00:16:49Surprise oh, I love surprises

00:16:53Come on

00:17:05Flying trapeze his movements are graceful

00:17:14All girls he does please and my love he's purloined away

00:17:24No, he has a

00:17:29Surprise a surprise

00:17:39You're a little girl

00:17:42It's both a little girl and a little boy

00:17:49She has both sexes right inside her

00:17:54Oh

00:17:58Why well, it's a case of what my grandpappy used to call

00:18:06The law of unpredictability

00:18:10Sometimes

00:18:11Nature is more fruitful than it means to be and the baby calf instead of being born with one head

00:18:19What do we do?

00:18:23Do well, she must make a choice

00:18:29Certainly, of course

00:18:33Can I be both

00:18:38There will be no gray in this house

00:18:43For 14 years, we thought you were a girl that's okay. It's alright

00:18:47Anybody can make a mistake and now you were telling us

00:18:52Do you want to be a boy?

00:18:54well, I

00:18:57Think so

00:18:59Yes, I can't believe this. I

00:19:03Can't believe this and you want to be a girl

00:19:07Too well on the outside. I'll be a boy

00:19:11For all practical purposes. I'll be a boy be a liberated woman

00:19:17Be whatever you want

00:19:19But not a boy

00:19:22I

00:19:25Still be a girl on the inside ma

00:19:28That'll be our secret. No, no, no, there will be no girlish boys in this family

00:19:34You make your decision and abide by it black or white

00:19:38boy or girl

00:19:41Millie

00:19:42please

00:19:43The years of ballet the posture lessons your braces your junior miss colonial bedroom set, honey, please

00:19:51Stay on my side your side. Is that what it is your side?

00:19:56Bread, she has always been a girl and now she wants to be a boy

00:20:02Well her being a boy

00:20:06Ridiculous what I'm a boy am I ridiculous

00:20:08You

00:20:17Do you think this was my deepest darkest hearts desire

00:20:22Could be

00:20:24Doctors said it was there all the time

00:20:28Well, I guess they never heard of an escapee Indians before

00:20:31Oh

00:20:34God Steph, it's like there's this whole other side of me that I've never seen

00:20:43Do you think I should do it I mean try it out at least

00:21:01Oh

00:21:27Be alright

00:21:31Oh

00:21:45Now when I was young boy

00:21:48At the age of five

00:21:52My mother said would be

00:21:55The greatest man alive

00:21:59But now I'm a man

00:22:01Hi, Willie

00:22:07You look terrific

00:22:12Hiya big boy

00:22:26That rubber been made

00:22:28Oh

00:22:37Sorry

00:22:59Oh

00:23:01Hello in there I

00:23:05Brought you a present I

00:23:08Know how you never have anything to write with so I got you a space pen it writes upside down and everything

00:23:16So you gonna come out of there are you gonna stay in there for the rest of your life

00:23:19Stay in here for the rest of my life. Okay, here's your present. Bye

00:23:25Don't go

00:23:29Thanks

00:23:36Maybe we should move move

00:23:38Don't be silly. We'll just be careful for a while and pretty soon. Everybody will forget forget. We had a daughter

00:23:48We just take it one step at a time and then there will be no problem

00:23:52I'm telling you Doris. I had to pull a few strings to get this new high school to accept him

00:23:58I

00:24:13Morning son morning

00:24:28I

00:24:51Have you lunch money

00:24:58Oh

00:25:15Doris Doris Doris, come on. It's clear. Come on

00:25:28Careful

00:25:40It'll be a fresh start huh new school and all you're my boy, right?

00:25:47Willie nice, man

00:25:55I want to give you something

00:25:58son

00:26:01Something that my father gave to me when I was your age

00:26:09Still keeps perfect time you took it now. It's yours

00:26:20Thanks

00:26:29I

00:26:31Be proud

00:26:34You're my boy

00:26:38Bye daddy. All right. All right. Okay down just let him know who you are

00:26:48Right

00:26:58I

00:27:28I

00:27:51Where's your whole pass who are you Alfie Benstow student patrol?

00:27:58I'm Willie nice me. Don't try to brown-nose me kid. I'm on duty

00:28:03Well, come on move it. I got the movie myself. What do you have a forklift to?

00:28:09lift

00:28:11You knew huh?

00:28:12Where you from?

00:28:14from from

00:28:17Russia Russia

00:28:19Main

00:28:21Main main or Russia. I mean it's in Maine Russia, Maine

00:28:25It's a kind of a small place in the southwest northeastern part of the state way back there

00:28:31There's all the student patrol travel around in these things no anyway, it's not a thing. It's a lunar module. Oh, yeah

00:28:39Where's your tang then?

00:28:44Got space food sticks, too

00:28:56Well, listen you can't hang out here

00:29:02Try the downstairs bathroom, thanks

00:29:25I

00:29:38Did you Richard Pryor imitation Doreen did not move one facial muscle your timing was probably off

00:29:43I even tried to make conversation. Which line did you use? I wear fruit of the loom underpants

00:29:48Which brand do you work man? I think I blew it again as usual your composure man. What's wrong with my composure?

00:29:55Sweating I am

00:29:57Look, think I'm a cool breeze. I'm a cool breeze. I'm a cool Willie

00:30:05Willie this is Tom Lopez. Hey, don't I know you for something?

00:30:15Shalimar

00:30:21You're wearing Shalimar I'd know that smell anywhere

00:30:26So, um

00:30:28You this cute for a living or does it like?

00:30:31Come naturally

00:30:36By the ice piece

00:30:45Is that a name really nice man nice man, so you like my sister

00:30:53Nice to meet you nice man

00:30:55I

00:30:57Sure can

00:31:12Oh Harry, you are so immature

00:31:20Willie will you okay?

00:31:23That's Harry Harrell we call him Harry the horror rule number one man stay very clear of him

00:31:35Stop trying those dishes from now on you should be throwing out the garbage. What's wrong with drying the dishes?

00:31:40You have to learn to stand up to him

00:31:43Me. Yeah, that's a joke daddy. That guy eats kids like me for breakfast. Look Willie

00:31:48It's a dog-eat-dog world out there you can't be running away from every Tom Dick and Harry you've gotta learn to fight back

00:31:56Fight back not on your life. I do not want her fighting with boys

00:32:02No, but they sure as hell are fighting with you you want to be a punching bag

00:32:07Huh? You want to have your ears plucked every day after school?

00:32:17Thank you God

00:32:30Being a man Willie is a feeling of aggressiveness

00:32:37Independence

00:32:42Superiority

00:32:47You

00:32:53You don't worry Willie I won't let you become one of those pipsqueak boys to them sit around all day sniffing glue

00:33:02Ruining your eyes on video games, huh? Huh? Not you son

00:33:07Right daddy. Oh, no. No, don't don't call me daddy. Call me pop pop

00:33:15Pop

00:33:17I think it's about time I up that allowance of yours

00:33:21How much you get now?

00:33:23250. All right, let's make it 275

00:33:26No, no three dollars, huh? You'll see

00:33:30You'll be needing that extra cash now

00:33:33Thanks, daddy. No, call me pop pop. Sorry, but no don't apologize

00:33:39Politeness, it's a sign of weakness

00:33:41Ah

00:33:45It's intimidating, huh, you feel that power you miss me daddy

00:33:58Come on time to get offensive son swing

00:34:02swing

00:34:04Come on, what do you think this hairy guy's doing? Huh? You just throw in the first punch. Yeah, that's all

00:34:10Huh

00:34:12Yeah, I know a lot of guys like this in the service

00:34:15You want to get this hairy guy off your back? Huh? Yeah, how you want to impress the guy?

00:34:20Yeah, then you gotta learn to act tough

00:34:23You gotta intimidate the bastard. You gotta learn to swear, huh?

00:34:28one tough punk bastard

00:34:30Yeah, sees another tough punk bastard and a kind of respect is there you understand what I'm saying, son

00:34:37I gotta learn to swear and I

00:34:40Shit, you're damn right

00:34:42Shit you are

00:34:44Gonna get that bastard

00:34:46Gonna get that bastard

00:34:48That's bastard

00:34:50Oh, sweetie, are you all right, sweetie? Talk to your daddy, please talk to your daddy

00:34:57Shit pop

00:34:59Okay

00:35:06Word usage I throw you a word you throw one back ready

00:35:29Shit shit shit, I'm right shit. I'm right

00:35:40Remember we are building towards whole expressions here expressions ending in

00:35:47It

00:35:50Pull it beat it screw it

00:35:59I

00:36:18Talk to you

00:36:23Hey, baby, how you doing? I like you

00:36:29I

00:36:59Do not helping her friend she's swearing up and down the neighborhood now

00:37:06He Doris he well, you're turning him into one of those typical drugstore hooligans. Oh, no Doris

00:37:12They don't have drugstore hooligans anymore. It's a game centers computer places. You see that's how much you know Doris. It's computer hooligans now door

00:37:30You

00:37:37So, what are you gonna ask out Haro Oh

00:37:41Cynthia Haro the girl you were coming on to you know, miss Shalimar Oh

00:37:45her I

00:37:47Don't know what she like

00:37:49She was in my math class last year

00:37:51Didn't know shit, but all she had to do was smile at mr. Edwards. I think she got me

00:37:56And girls have got a maze

00:37:58Come on

00:37:59They got all the ammunition. You got something against them. No, I like women. I just don't understand it

00:38:06That's all I mean, don't they confuse you a

00:38:09little

00:38:11What kind of girl wouldn't confuse you? I mean that would be your type. I don't know. I'll tell you though

00:38:17I'll know her when I see her

00:38:28Do you look at these frequently

00:38:30Well, sure, don't you?

00:38:32Of course shit. Yeah all the time all the time

00:38:37Well when I'm not doing other things

00:38:40You know, maybe we could go out sometime. I

00:38:45Mean, you know like double

00:38:48Not then it's not my game. At least not till I get back on my feet again on your feet

00:38:54She think this is permanent

00:38:56Well, it isn't no way just happened a while back

00:39:01Doctors say all I have to do is go to therapy regularly. I'll be back on my feet in no time. Are you serious?

00:39:06Well, geez, why aren't you there right now right now?

00:39:10Well right now. I got a lot of things to do. I got a very busy schedule a

00:39:14Busy schedule. Are you kidding me taking hard courses this year?

00:39:18How could you not do anything about it? If you could do something you should do it. It's not sure. Okay

00:39:23You're not sure of what I'm not sure it'll work. Okay

00:39:28So just leave me alone

00:39:31Okay

00:39:32Okay. Well anyway walking or not walking. You're still a very special one of your sympathy man. Okay, you're not so special asshole

00:39:41You're very ordinary

00:39:43Screw you

00:39:45Pisshead dipshit jerk wide a crit

00:39:50So you want to be a swinger, huh? Crip, it's not your type Crip. She's standard

00:40:13How you doing you dumb suck

00:40:16I'll pull it beat it screw it eat it suck it and sit on it asshole

00:40:46I

00:41:16I

00:41:46I

00:42:12Well gotta go see you later

00:42:16I

00:42:19He's cute looks like a kind of a Matt Dillon is it yours

00:42:46I'll take care of nice stand right there

00:43:08Shit

00:43:17Where you going

00:43:21Nice to get in here

00:43:26We got a problem

00:43:28Harry's grill looks like a pretzel

00:43:31Sorry, I guess I kind of started something. There's nothing we can't finish man. You stick with me and Harry ain't gonna be no problem

00:43:38He knows better

00:43:39Don't shit

00:43:42What a dip

00:43:43What are we gonna do? We go to our place?

00:43:46You guys have a place? Yeah, nobody knows about it

00:43:50Harry will never find us in a million years, right Tom. Look stop worrying about Harry

00:43:55Okay, I mean the fact is we messed up the man's grill, right? Yeah, right sure

00:44:01Well, the guy's only human. He doesn't want trouble

00:44:06He just wants a grill that isn't all bent out of shape so you just give him a new one

00:44:13What do you think classic mr. T very classic Alfie go show nice men the love dump we'll get the grill here

00:44:31Pull that

00:44:35So, what do you think well

00:44:40We call it the love dome

00:44:42Looks like an ordinary living room, right?

00:44:45Okay

00:44:46Me and my date just had a long hard night at the disco. We're tired, but we don't want to go home just yet. I

00:44:53suggest stopping at the junkyard

00:44:56She's curious. I

00:44:58Set the atmosphere

00:45:01I

00:45:03You tired 1030 in the morning, come on be the girl

00:45:12I'm just demonstrating

00:45:16Are you tired a

00:45:19Little

00:45:25Not bad

00:45:28Would you like something to drink? Oh, yes, I think your voice should be a little higher

00:45:35I'm very thirsty. Of course. We've been dancing all night

00:45:44Lopez drank all the pop that pig. Oh, sorry. Don't be sorry

00:45:49I'm glad you asked me here

00:45:52Haven't had a night like this ever. I think you're a very nice guy. No, I'm not

00:45:59Yes, you are

00:46:05Yeah, well, I guess I'm okay, I mean actually I'm a pretty nice guy

00:46:12I

00:46:19So it's a good as new almost

00:46:28And

00:46:31We're sorry

00:46:33Very impressed glad you boys decided to do the right thing

00:46:37But

00:46:39You see a

00:46:41busted grill causes other problems

00:46:44kind of destroyed my weekend and

00:46:47There are these bugs and things that flying to my engine when my engines got bugs. I

00:46:54Can't sleep at night

00:46:57And when I can't sleep at night

00:47:01Causes me mental anguish

00:47:04You have insurance for mental anguish

00:47:14No

00:47:20Just one more hour and it'll all be over

00:47:24Even Harry knows we've got our limits

00:47:26It does

00:47:28listen Tom

00:47:30Let's say I finally go out with Doreen and when we get to that time of night when things can happen

00:47:38Well, I was thinking of this one

00:47:41Leading how's this?

00:47:44I'm so hot for you, babe

00:47:46My pants are on fire

00:47:49It's terrible. It is too out front

00:47:52You got to make it seem like sex is the furthest thing from your mind. You got to be sneaky. That's not true. Pardon me

00:47:59Did you say something I

00:48:01Just don't think it's true. How do you know so much? I just know that's all you ever bagged a chick

00:48:07What slept with a babe never slept with a babe. Oh

00:48:12That

00:48:13well

00:48:15Yes, as a matter of fact I have

00:48:19You've slept with a babe sure lots of times goddamn lots of times

00:48:26Bullshitting no, I'm not

00:48:28We used to do it all the time every Saturday night. Sure shit

00:48:34What was it like it was nice nice it was great shit we're good friends, you know

00:48:52Hey Willie

00:48:59You got time time it's about 435

00:49:07You are so funny

00:49:13So if I give you my number we like promise to calm you want me to call you

00:49:22Yeah

00:49:28Bye-bye

00:49:41All right

00:49:59Hi

00:50:01Visitor from Venus is starting. Isn't that your favorite?

00:50:05Yeah

00:50:09I got popcorn

00:50:23Good popcorn I

00:50:26Should have bought more

00:50:28You guys are all alike

00:50:30eat eat eat

00:50:33Well punching the bag works up an appetite. Yeah

00:50:38You know you smell different

00:50:41It makes you sweat

00:50:45Not so bad really

00:50:49You smell different though, really

00:50:52Well, it's a new set forever green more

00:50:56Do you like it

00:51:00It's nice

00:51:03Thanks

00:51:25Oh

00:51:49Can't sleep honey you want a tuna fish sandwich

00:51:56How about a melted cheese with tomatoes I

00:52:01Know

00:52:10Nothing

00:52:12I'm not sleeping. You're not sleeping either

00:52:18Is it

00:52:21You know

00:52:23Is it you know, what?

00:52:25Is that the problem? Who said I had a problem? Oh

00:52:31Sweetheart there's nothing to be ashamed of

00:52:37You have inside you now

00:52:41potent and powerful

00:52:43Forces that are driving you

00:52:46And if they're not released they can cause

00:52:54Take this bottle of ginger

00:52:56now if I

00:52:59You see those tiny bubbles, huh?

00:53:02Well, those tiny bubbles are

00:53:05Agitated they're mad. They're saying

00:53:11You see what I say

00:53:14Not really. Oh

00:53:20You remember we had that little talk some time ago about boys I

00:53:27Think so. Oh good that makes it simple put the shoe on the other foot

00:53:35Girls what about girls man? All you have to do is look at them

00:53:43I've looked at them

00:53:46Have you?

00:53:48Really?

00:53:50Look at them

00:53:55Have you ever

00:53:58Really looked at Stephanie. Oh

00:54:07Hi mrs. Niceman

00:54:14Well, you couldn't sleep, huh boy your bed is lumpy

00:54:25Look at this now who's been shaking the soda

00:54:33Well

00:54:36Night

00:54:43Oh

00:55:00What are you doing

00:55:05It's the mouse back again

00:55:08He has a girl in there they tend to run in pairs

00:55:20Your son has a girl in there what?

00:55:26Wow, well, well, it's Stephanie

00:55:32Stephanie

00:55:34What is Stephanie doing in there

00:55:37Oh

00:55:47Maybe we should talk to him in the morning morning. Yes

00:55:53They won't how do you know they won't because

00:55:59They're friends, oh

00:56:07I

00:56:38I

00:56:40So how are things coming with that little punk

00:56:45Huh? Oh Harry

00:56:49I've got things taken care of. I think my friends and I have really worked something out friends. He's got friends Doris

00:56:55Very good, son. There's strength in numbers

00:57:02Willie when you stuff with your first girl

00:57:07Do you remember the line that got you there

00:57:11Was it complicated or

00:57:15Something simple look at those muscles. I didn't know you guys were in such good shape

00:57:21I am numb with envy that looks interesting

00:57:26What does that do for you? Well this

00:57:29Tones the triceps while simultaneously developing the rhomboids

00:57:35My car's looking real good

00:57:37I'd like to thank you

00:57:40Nothing good

00:57:42Because I have a job for you. No, wait a minute. Do you have a problem? No

00:57:49We don't got a problem you see my girlfriend's house it's in a hell of a shape

00:57:56So I'll see you there

00:57:59Saturday 10 o'clock sharp

00:58:02Okay

00:58:03Look

00:58:04Harry

00:58:05I'm sorry. I

00:58:08Don't think we can make it

00:58:20Sure you can Tom babe hell man with all these muscles, it'll be a breeze

00:58:26It's probably just a small house. Yeah, hey nice man, where you going?

00:58:43Willie Willie in there is this the nice man house?

00:58:49Is somebody in there?

00:58:52Is this the nice man house does someone named Willie live here

00:59:00Hello is there a Willie nice man here

00:59:06Willie where are you?

00:59:11Man I've been up and down this block ten times

00:59:14Everyone keeps telling me a girl lives here Millie keep saying Willie Willie nice man

00:59:20You got a very vague neighborhood, yeah

00:59:25Everyone around here is pretty whacked out. I know who they were talking about Millie Weissman. She was at least two blocks down

00:59:35I'm going shot

00:59:38Ma this is Alfie. Hi, mrs. Niceman. Hello Alfie

00:59:44Well, bye

00:59:50Even my mother's a little whacked out

00:59:55You know, I didn't mean to get so angry forget it anger cleans out the system

01:00:02Well, I'm really glad you came by

01:00:15Now if I had an ejection seat I just push a little button and presto

01:00:20I

01:00:27Could do this some other time. Come on. I'll carry you you can't carry me. Yeah, come on. Let's try it

01:00:43You okay?

01:00:46Yeah, I'm all right

01:00:49Look I can see you room some other time. Okay, please. No, we are going to do this

01:00:55Put your arms around my neck. What is the name?

01:01:08Watch my leg

01:01:19Oh

01:01:29My god

01:01:49I

01:02:14Remember keep her guessing

01:02:20Good work, man. Come here. Come over here

01:02:31It's enough for today, you know, I

01:02:34Really like you guys. I really do and I think it's time. We all start planning together

01:02:42Thinking towards the future

01:02:45Why don't you take a look at that list?

01:02:48You know, I am very impressed with your energy

01:03:09That's it this bullshit not doing this anymore it's over the big talkers talk that's all you've done is talk

01:03:16You have a lot of kept our asses alive. We've got to stand up to him stand up

01:03:20That's some kind of joke Alfie. Shut up. But out nice man. He was supposed to go to therapy

01:03:25You should be out of this thing by now. Well, maybe he doesn't want to go to therapy

01:03:27I don't need any of your help nice man. Well, I didn't become a boy to become a chicken shit

01:03:39Like I really can't handle this, you know, I've been looking at you all day and you've hardly noticed me

01:03:46You're just something silly like lose my number

01:03:49Cuz I have it right here

01:03:53Call me I won't bite

01:03:58Don't worry, you'll call me you ain't scared of nobody

01:04:17A big moment nice man. Let's see how this guy operates

01:04:40Hi, hey, how you doing? I'm doing great. How you doing?

01:04:47Okay

01:04:49Haven't seen you around much

01:04:51Well, I haven't been around

01:04:54It's good seeing you

01:05:02Is that some girl I used to know that the Saturday night sleepover

01:05:17I

01:05:19Sit there, baby. This is really nice man here. So now I was wondering

01:05:25You want to go on a date

01:05:33You want to go on a date

01:05:46I

01:06:07All right, who wants to go toe-to-toe with a little leather

01:06:13Huh?

01:06:16Come on there's nothing to be scared of man. Come on

01:06:27My dad gotta stick us to the planetarium next Saturday, it's the new light show

01:06:32Willie I got a laser that will blow your mind. I can't go

01:06:37You busy Saturday to change me to Sunday. Look find somebody else. Okay, I said I can't go with you

01:06:43I

01:06:44Did I do something wrong?

01:06:47I'm sorry. It's not your problem. It's mine. Well, don't come too close to me. What is the matter?

01:06:54Nothing. Nothing's the matter

01:06:56Well, are you mad at me or something?

01:06:59I'm not mad at you. It's things just aren't normal

01:07:04What is not normal you wouldn't understand? What are you talking about?

01:07:09I

01:07:11Have unnatural desires

01:07:16Unnatural desires, you don't know the weird things that have been going on inside my head

01:07:23I just can't see you again ever. Okay. Goodbye

01:07:29Alfie Alfie, will you tell me what the hell is going on? Go Alfie. Don't touch me. Why?

01:07:36Because I'm a faggot oh

01:07:39No, no

01:07:42It's okay I can deal with it

01:07:44It's not what you think

01:07:47I'm not what you think

01:07:49What does that mean? I'm

01:07:52I'm

01:07:54Forget it nice man. Look I've got a problem. I'm not taking you with me

01:07:59Wait Alfie

01:08:11I

01:08:23Got an excellent deal on a wishing stone

01:08:26See the stroke of 1203. You throw it at your favorite star and you'll get your wish

01:08:35Comes with its own plastic carrying case

01:08:41Hey Willie, you know, which don't you have my brother? Hey a nice

01:08:54I'm sorry, mr. Mason. Oh, no, it's not your fault son. I gotta learn to stop dropping my lips

01:09:01told me hey

01:09:03Harry let's go

01:09:12You

01:09:14Did she look cute he doors he

01:09:20went out with a boy who

01:09:23No, I

01:09:28Thought you

01:09:34It's your first date Doris

01:09:37It's your first date

01:09:40Here's Fred

01:09:51Hey, what are you doing? I just thought you might like to show us around

01:09:56You got a nice setup in there

01:10:00Cozy little love dump

01:10:10I

01:10:20So my sister's a hell of a doll, huh

01:10:30Just keep your pecker in your pants and your hands to yourself we'll make out. All right

01:10:37I

01:10:39Don't have to kick your ass tonight

01:10:44Cool is yours

01:11:06I

01:11:36Oh

01:11:50You want to suck on my tootsie? No, thank you. Oh

01:11:57God look at Harry. He's such a beast. I mean, I really gotta get away somewhere. Oh

01:12:04Maybe become a stewardess or like or a dancer on solid gold

01:12:16What are you doing

01:12:18Are they making out yet?

01:12:20I'm not here to watch we're here to protect I like to what?

01:12:25You like my glasses at 220

01:12:29Doesn't look very twinkie

01:12:32You're so funny

01:12:35Have you barfing? Oh, no, no. No, I'm good cuz I really can't deal with barfing. It freaks me out. No, I'm fine. Really

01:12:43Did you want to make out with me? I mean you really deserve it

01:12:50What is the problem here, I don't know you

01:12:55Serious I mean you can't have any fun when you're serious. No

01:12:59You know, I mean I

01:13:02Don't even we've never even talked. I don't know what your interests are

01:13:07Is watching TV an interest? No, you know, I mean do you like pets study French that sort of thing?

01:13:13I went to this French restaurant once. Is that cat?

01:13:18My mother made me and my sister eat snails. Thank God it was awful

01:13:23Can we make out anyway sure sure do you want a French kiss or a regular American?

01:13:34You are so funny

01:13:47I'm gonna break your little legs

01:13:53I

01:13:56Warned you

01:13:58Didn't I warn you nice man? I told you not to touch her. Let me down. Where you going?

01:14:10Can't get away from Harry

01:14:14You crying, huh? You shaking shaking, huh?

01:14:22I

01:14:27Show me what you're made out of look at me when I'm talking to you

01:14:52I

01:15:22I

01:15:52Oh

01:16:15God Alfie you were standing

01:16:19Yeah, maybe

01:16:23Don't do that

01:16:26Listen

01:16:28Got something to tell you

01:16:30I haven't always been a boy

01:16:32What are you talking about?

01:16:36I used to be a girl. Oh

01:16:39Sure, I get it

01:16:41Now it all makes sense. I'm serious. Come on get off it nice man. It's not a problem. I can work it out

01:16:48I can work it out. I'm not kidding a girl. Oh, that's great. That's really good

01:16:58You gotta believe me

01:17:18Oh

01:17:20Oh

01:17:22Oh

01:17:45Have you seen Malcolm no

01:17:48Where is he? I don't know. Oh

01:17:58Willie

01:18:02You left something for you

01:18:12You haven't been very nice to me

01:18:16Come on step

01:18:18Oh

01:18:48Thank you very cute

01:18:54Come on we got hurry

01:19:02Does this don't have little blue and white speckles on it because if it does it's probably one of the ones I threw out

01:19:07when my goldfish died

01:19:18You

01:19:48Oh

01:20:19What are you gonna do just walk up to them I think I'll wait here you're coming with me. Oh, he's so cute

01:20:25Does he always wear sunglasses?

01:20:41No, that's impossible

01:20:43No, I'm gonna ask one of them to dance you're not so are you

01:20:54Hi, I'm Millie

01:21:02Ask him to dance

01:21:05Also, miss you

01:21:07Oh

01:21:26Excuse me

01:21:38I like them

01:21:40You're this cute for a living

01:21:42Doesn't like just come naturally. Oh, no, I gotta work at it. You are so funny

01:21:50You weren't kidding

01:21:59It's a very long story

01:22:08So would you care to walk I'd love to walk

01:22:26You know you

01:22:30You look okay. Thanks. No, I mean it

01:22:34I

01:22:46So I was wondering sometime

01:22:58Do you want to go on a date

01:23:04I

01:23:34Oh

01:24:04Oh

01:24:34Oh

01:25:04Oh

01:25:34Oh

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Something Special (Willy/Milly) | Full Movie | Paul Schneider | Pamela Adlon, Eric Gurry

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