Thieves of Fortune | Full Movie | Michael MacCarthy | Michael Nouri, Lee Van Cleef, Shawn Weatherly

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THIEVES OF FORTUNE
| Parody, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama | 1990 |

Plot:
In this action-packed romantic adventure story, a beautiful woman must perform feats of bravery in order to inherit a $28 million fortune and win the man she loves. Lots of stunts featuring planes, motorcycles, cliff diving, alligator wrestling and gun battles.

Crew:

• Directed by: Michael MacCarthy
• Written by: Michael MacCarthy, Michael MacCarthy, Sheldon Keller
• Starring: Michael Nouri, Lee Van Cleef, Shawn Weatherly, Craig Gardner, Liz Torres
• Produced by: Edgar Bold
• Music by: Barry Bekker, Mark Holland, Colin Shapiro
• Cinematography: James Robb
• Edited by: David Campling

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Transcript

00:00:00You

00:00:30I

00:01:00Oh

00:01:24Miguel you're late

00:01:30Now get yourself a drink

00:02:00Oh

00:02:30Oh

00:03:00Oh

00:03:15Lion can breathe for himself

00:03:17Miguel or the one but Patron a doctor say screw the doctor

00:03:23That man's trying to kill me. Okay, Marisa. No wine. No dancing

00:03:29No women

00:03:31Your heart I know my heart is sick sick in love with you

00:03:40Now you're amazed you're supposed to make me well

00:03:46Muchachos something lively

00:03:58Oh

00:04:16It is the heart

00:04:28Room

00:04:37Is he dying please I am the nurse

00:04:58Oh

00:05:10But in West do not let the Patron die until he has settled the matter of the ranchero and the 28 million dollars

00:05:28Marisa was it good for you, too?

00:05:59Oh

00:06:03Thank You Coxman, it's clockston, sir

00:06:15To the king

00:06:16Yeah with respect sir. Nigel. I think you mean to the Queen

00:06:19The Queen yes, sir. Nigel Queen Elizabeth the second

00:06:24That's my soul flex it. Are you sure?

00:06:26You know, I'm sure I read somewhere that Charles had become. No, sir. Nigel

00:06:31I think what you read is that he would like to become oh

00:06:35Yes, that must be it. Well in

00:06:39to the Queen

00:06:41Oh

00:06:47So Nigel Wolfram's chambers fact that speaking kindly inform sir Nigel

00:06:52It's Sergio Daniello Christophoro wishes to speak with

00:06:57It's a Sergio Daniello Christophoro for you, sir. Nigel

00:07:01Sergio Daniello

00:07:06Sergio

00:07:11How are you you old bastard who's calling a little bastard Wolfie but an answer to your question I am dying Oh

00:07:21You sir Nigel

00:07:23Forgive me if I cut short the pleasantries, but I wish for you to tell me about these two relations you found for me

00:07:31Now, let me begin

00:07:33with Henry Horatio

00:07:35Christopher known as HH

00:07:38Yes, 28 years of age, he's a defrocked stockbroker an embezzler

00:07:44compulsive gambler a womanizer

00:07:47Those I fear are some of his better qualities as treasurer

00:07:51You forged our signatures and removed almost the entire assets of our beloved Club

00:07:59$450,000

00:08:01Give me one day

00:08:02And I'll give you my word your least valuable asset my dear fellow

00:08:07Fortunately, we have found someone who has agreed to recover our money on a contingency basis a man called Nuncio

00:08:17Nuncio I see you're familiar with the gentleman. Goodbye, sir

00:08:30Oh, mr. Christopher

00:08:33Yes, may we have our ashtray, please

00:08:46Can't imagine how it got here

00:08:50Well, I must say Sergio he sounds like a perfect bounder yeah, perhaps

00:08:56But he's a survivor. Yeah

00:08:58Yes quite. Oh

00:09:02Your second air is Peter Christopher age 24

00:09:06Yes raised on a ranch in Arizona flies with small crop spray company

00:09:25Like this, mr. Christopher ma'am you I blame mr. Haynes

00:09:32Oh

00:10:02I'm gonna get that guy

00:10:14Sutherland the Christopher's have been on this land for a hundred. I know that's why we've been carrying you all these years

00:10:20But there's just too many folks like you now

00:10:24I hope you enjoyed yourself up there lady. Then would you I punched you right in the mouth?

00:10:30You're a girl

00:10:33But Peter what kind of name is that for a girl?

00:10:36Come on let's go

00:10:42You gave me that horse when I was 10

00:10:45There's got to be something else we can do here. I'm afraid not Peter. You're just gonna have to handle it like a man

00:10:54He doesn't mean it can you believe this he's blaming me for the ranch he's just upset

00:11:03Only way I'll ever please him is when I went to piss standing up

00:11:14What did you put in the gas

00:11:21Better hear it

00:11:32Oh

00:11:44He has finally forgiven me

00:11:49No voice he still blames you for Julio killing his head

00:11:56He has no forgiveness

00:11:58I

00:12:01Why are you here

00:12:03And Patron

00:12:06He's dying

00:12:08See

00:12:10Could happen any moment

00:12:12It is his wish that his fortune should go to someone of his blood

00:12:16But he has no one not see

00:12:19The lawyer has discovered two relatives living in America. So Patron died before he miss him

00:12:25He won't shoot to decide which is the best man

00:12:29The final torture

00:12:34When you start being beggar to give away the feast no always it's not like that

00:12:41He loves you like his own son. You are the only man in the world. He would trust with something of such importance

00:12:49Please

00:12:52Come

00:12:55You go

00:12:59I will come

00:13:02If only to see Patron ask me to do him a service

00:13:28I

00:13:37See that's a mirror stupid. Oh, why say we said this is going to drive quite so fast

00:13:42There don't see you

00:13:44But my Patron he's fading very very fast unless I get there before he dies

00:13:48He would kill me

00:13:59Ballas de Toro

00:14:02Ballas de Toro ship balls of the bull

00:14:11That is done

00:14:29I

00:14:32Will not decide this

00:14:35Something wrong with the wording sir. Nigel. Would you read us your coffee, please?

00:14:40For the task of adjudicating which of my two aspirin tears is the fittest to inherit my fortune

00:14:47valued at 28 million dollars I

00:14:51Sergio Danielo Christophero agreed to pay Juan Luis Ferreira the sum of 100,000 Austrians

00:14:58It seems perfectly in order and it seems to me that for a poor boy from the compost. That's some example

00:15:07Permission patron. I am flat-eyed

00:15:11At least you do not offer me dirty pieces of silver

00:15:16All right, then

00:15:19200,000

00:15:21There is not enough riches in all of Argentina for you to make me a scientist. Well, bravo bravo

00:15:29But every man has his price

00:15:32What's yours?

00:15:36Is your forgiveness but never

00:15:39Don't even go himself would punish me the way that you have please but on your heart

00:15:48For 15 years, I have asked this cross of guilt is crushing me

00:15:55Only you can lift it

00:15:58I

00:16:06Beg you you drive a hard barbie

00:16:23Yes, he'll dig

00:16:29On to forgiveness and the reconciliation

00:16:48John's Egyptian

00:16:58Oh

00:17:08It's his heart

00:17:25Everybody out

00:17:28Out

00:17:31She is the nurse house

00:17:45Is it not a miracle 82 years old and still on a stallion

00:17:52Sylvester stallion

00:17:54rumble

00:17:59Ah

00:18:10It's gone

00:18:22You have a word patron your fortune will go to the best

00:18:28You

00:18:31Can rest in peace

00:18:47Mother I'll break both your legs

00:18:49I

00:18:59Beg your pardon I assure you mr. Nuncio my HH is a good boy. It was an Eagle Scout

00:19:07You'll get every penny of your money. I promise you so why break his legs?

00:19:12Would you consider a good scolding?

00:19:15Madam I am mr. Forstman of the law firm of Forstman and Gortshout. I wish to speak to Henry Horatio

00:19:22Christopher

00:19:24Luella Christopher your son is a very lucky young man. Mrs. Christopher a

00:19:29Distant uncle of his one Sergio Cristoforo has just died and left a fortune of over 28 million dollars

00:19:38Henry Horatio Christopher

00:19:41Darling

00:19:43Did I hear

00:19:4628 million dollars you ought to present yourself at the camp of commandant Juan Luis Ferreira and may the best man win

00:19:55You don't have to have 450,000 on you do you

00:20:10You

00:20:22Bastard inside mother

00:20:35Did you say 28 million dollars

00:20:40Oh

00:20:43Did you hear that dad get ready to take that for sale sign down wait for the punchline Peter

00:20:48Here is your ticket expense money instructions. Good luck young fellow and made the best man win

00:20:55May the best man win

00:21:03Hey dad, that's the way you want it

00:21:10I

00:21:33Demand that this idiot be arrested for driving without a brain

00:21:37Say you're sending those two airs delivered safe and sound Henry Horatio Peter Christopher

00:21:46Peter hey, come on

00:21:50May I present George George commandante Juan Luis, Argentina, Herrera

00:21:58Your commandante Ferreira

00:22:01I'm so thrilled to meet you forget about the Henry Horatio. My friends call me a change

00:22:06Peter Christopher, huh?

00:22:16Gentlemen

00:22:18You are here to compete in a contest for 28 million dollars I

00:22:24Am here to judge which of you is the better man. Please note. I say the better man not the friendliest

00:22:33Not the most charming man

00:22:36I am looking for the man who is most like a throne

00:22:42So, please spare me this a stupid money gone as kissing hushes

00:22:49complain

00:22:52As long as you spare us any more of your long ball-aching speeches

00:22:58We have a saying here

00:23:00You fuck with the bull

00:23:03You also take the horse

00:23:08Thomas it will be dark soon and where we are going. There are no runway lights

00:23:15Commandante, hey, excuse me

00:23:18Why didn't you meet us at a be as he's a international airport?

00:23:22This is a very good question

00:23:24Because they stupid and they host would not give me permission. You know, I

00:23:29Because they say my beautiful baby here

00:23:32She's not airworthy

00:23:34ha

00:23:36Can you imagine that?

00:23:42Do not worry hitchhiking he's making the shock. Oh

00:23:51I think

00:23:53You

00:24:02It's really finally yeah, I done a little want to take her sure

00:24:20Got her

00:24:23Heading of 275

00:24:29Preston

00:24:32She handles a lot better than she looks like most women

00:24:36Depends on how you treat her. This is stop. It's not bad. It's not Kanye, but I could get to like it. Hey wait

00:24:53Oh

00:25:17Not bad for a beginner

00:25:23If here's time for everything for my favorite pilots

00:25:43He made it hide

00:25:45Quick

00:25:51Hit me and get the hell out of here Papirana you my friend eat me you big bag of shit

00:26:04Loco

00:26:08Gentlemen

00:26:10I

00:26:23Think I found the problem you line

00:26:29Yeah

00:26:32All I need is a burst fuel pipe

00:26:35Where the hell am I going to find new parts for all antique like this?

00:26:40I wouldn't say it busted. I'd say it was cut

00:26:45Who do

00:27:01Rania

00:27:11Oh

00:27:19Piranha

00:27:21What the hell is going on here I do not know Senor I

00:27:25hear a noise I

00:27:27Come in here, and that is the last thing I remember

00:27:30I

00:27:34Suppose you know nothing about the fuel pipe you in fact I do not understand Senor

00:27:46Shit looks like you've got something somebody wants real bad

00:27:49Wouldn't you say coming down? This is short. Thanks for giving you a job

00:27:54Betty I

00:27:56Need the work I have a wife and sees me

00:28:01My way, can't you see the man is hurt

00:28:05You

00:28:07Do not ever dare to interfere with me again

00:28:13Brandy

00:28:19You

00:28:23Can I stay for now

00:28:25As

00:28:29For you I suggest that you saves your bleeding heart was your first test tomorrow

00:28:56Oh

00:29:10This is a barbaric time for breakfast

00:29:15I'm starving must be the country air

00:29:21Joe

00:29:23Listen

00:29:25Nothing fancy just a couple of poached eggs some kippers hashbrowns is your orange juice fresh squeezed. Yeah

00:29:34She wants something to eat, please

00:29:38Killing you're a fun guy. She has no idea the funds you are going to have the next three days if she can survive

00:29:47That wrong was nothing. It's not a survivor therefore your first test is one of survival

00:29:52You have a pistola a map and a machete

00:29:55Up there three different places are three a silver is worse

00:30:00The man that returns by sundown the most disperse wins

00:30:07What are the rules

00:30:10The rules

00:30:13There are no rules when it's worth

00:30:16Oh

00:30:17One thing watch out for what are your snakes?

00:30:22Okay, but Louise does too funny people

00:30:30Crack me up every time

00:30:46Mr. McGeehan has your first sperm

00:31:16Oh

00:31:47I get to it

00:32:00Okay, Peter you ever needed balls now's the time

00:32:16Oh

00:32:34Amigo

00:32:37Where am I?

00:32:45Listen you

00:32:48You go some Pula

00:32:51Pula

00:32:55Hi, I go some Pula

00:32:58I go some Pula

00:33:00Oh

00:33:03Me mother me mother she she's a morte a morte from the box

00:33:13Pula

00:33:15I

00:33:29Almost Miguel

00:33:46What a dump

00:34:03These tables reserved

00:34:05You

00:34:11Speak English

00:34:14One thick fillet medium-rare and

00:34:18Bottle your best Bordeaux

00:34:20really

00:34:22Medium rare

00:34:26By the way, you know where I can find a guy called McGeehan

00:34:29I

00:34:34McGeehan who wants to know spur McGeehan I

00:34:40spur McGeehan

00:34:43Commandante Ferreira told me to collect a silver spur

00:34:52He said that did he

00:34:55And exactly, how do you plan on doing that laddie?

00:35:02I'm quite prepared to pay for it. Ha he's quite prepared to pay for it

00:35:09Well, it's no for sale fine, yeah, no problem I'll tell the commandant

00:35:18Garney

00:35:21Fillet medium-rare

00:35:24Where I don't Bordeaux

00:35:35Of course the commandant's not gonna like it

00:35:38Manuel a weed trap. He said either I bring it back or

00:35:44He's gonna send somebody over to beat the shit out of you

00:35:52And here's his man right here

00:35:55I

00:36:02Could meet Spurs McGeehan

00:36:24I

00:36:51Gotta run

00:36:54I

00:37:01Can't forget a lift with you as far as LDN T de la dragon. Oh the dragons juice

00:37:07Franklin, it's a little boy. Yeah, I'm not doing that way

00:37:10You are now

00:37:19Now decides you're even

00:37:25Thank you

00:37:28Isn't it a little unfair for you to do that I

00:37:35Think you have proved your point

00:37:40Gracias Thomas boy

00:37:43One Louise

00:37:55Mm-hmm. Thanks. Anyway, sure

00:38:03Thanks a lot

00:38:13Who knows this

00:38:15Hey

00:38:28You are some gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I lose that man. She has really got some balls

00:38:45I

00:38:55Way

00:38:59Hey

00:39:01bit of kocha

00:39:03the ancient god of fertility

00:39:05You know archaeology from that is my calling. Yes. Hey and this little baby

00:39:12Zipa totek I

00:39:15See you have some knowledge of the subject sir

00:39:21These are just cheap fakes professor exactly what I mean to find the originals

00:39:30Yes, I mean to find them

00:39:45Lonely out here, isn't it?

00:39:55I need to get to the tooth the dragon, you know, it is

00:40:05Not very dog deal dragon

00:40:07You want to get to the tooth of the dragon do you? Yeah

00:40:11Yeah, what's it worth to you

00:40:15Here here Seiko see

00:40:20500 bucks

00:40:24What do you say

00:40:31Okay, get in

00:40:41I

00:40:51Can't this thing go any faster

00:40:56Hey

00:41:00What's it worth to you that's a fair argument

00:41:11Oh

00:41:37Speed up this thing

00:41:41Oh

00:42:11Oh

00:42:41I don't believe it

00:43:11Oh

00:43:16Help me cut I don't know how to swim

00:43:33The tooth of the dragon

00:43:41Oh

00:44:11Oh

00:44:41I

00:44:43I

00:45:09Think he has figured it out

00:45:13It's not just a pretty face

00:45:43Oh

00:45:55Peter Christopher salute

00:45:57Oh

00:46:12You know, this is crazy us stocking ourselves out like this

00:46:16Why don't you just hand over that little spur then we don't have to bother with the third leg

00:46:20You scumbag

00:46:24You want it

00:46:26That's it

00:46:34It's okay you can keep the spur

00:46:38You want it fair and square?

00:46:40Let me get me off this goddamn mountain

00:46:43Remember blood is thicker than water cuz

00:46:47Cuz

00:46:51Peter

00:46:57I

00:47:00Hear you you can't leave me like this

00:47:04Sorry cuz I got a dash it's a little matter of 28 million dollars. I gotta attend to

00:47:14Yeah

00:47:16I

00:47:25Swear I'll never

00:47:29See

00:47:44Amen

00:47:51Great come on

00:47:59I

00:48:05Think you told me to be a lover not a fighter, but it's now or never

00:48:29I

00:48:59I

00:49:01I

00:49:28Believe anything that this guy does

00:49:31I

00:50:01Listen English

00:50:32Oh

00:50:34Well, that cuz you're one hell of a competitor

00:50:40They money's

00:50:45One Louise just save my life

00:50:57Thanks

00:51:00I was

00:51:04Just doing my job

00:51:07When do job in them put two spurs next to the name of Peter Christopher

00:51:15My god, where is it? I just had in here looking for something cuz

00:51:21You cheated you know the only rule no rules

00:51:29Oh

00:51:46What is the matter too warm to a sleep

00:51:52Forgive me come on Dante I

00:51:54Could not help myself. It is the curiosity of a poor man as you found something interesting

00:52:00Lassie

00:52:02Nothing, but air come on Dante. It is the story of my life and that air beneath your foot

00:52:10Yes

00:52:13They say nothing but some old tobacco come on Dante

00:52:18See for yourself

00:52:21Some very still very

00:52:26Drop the back

00:52:28Stop it

00:52:30Put your hands above your head

00:52:37Say hello to Dios for me Iranian

00:52:43Even you would not kill a man without giving him a chance to say a final prayer

00:52:48Be very quick come on Dante very quick

00:53:08I am gonna kill you

00:53:17I

00:53:39Say no to each other you say hello to God for me

00:53:47I

00:54:09What'd you sing in the church choir cuz soprano

00:54:17I

00:54:39So as the Bangladesh we meet again inspector

00:54:45You knew this man

00:54:48See for a long time a very lucky man come and Dante

00:54:53He's

00:54:54Was a very dangerous hombre

00:54:58Now what about these drugs you talk about um?

00:55:01I'll look I'll go get them inspector

00:55:04Inspector don't you want to ask for a sworn statement or anything what for you want to know what happened?

00:55:10I

00:55:12Heard in the jungle senior there are many cockroaches

00:55:17We might stupid or to get excited every time one of them was to go

00:55:26It's a great a snow inspector I'll be the judge of that

00:55:40I

00:55:42Don't well

00:55:44That all of it. Hey looks that way inspector. I was just this one to crack

00:55:50these Indians

00:55:51Got dirty dirty minds

00:55:54don't

00:55:58Don't touch them

00:56:02They're solid opal

00:56:04I

00:56:13Guess you're right keep them. I'm not a stand-on by pornography as you obviously are

00:56:25Well my duty calls congratulations come and Dante

00:56:34I

00:56:36Can't promise, but I will make a strong recommendation that you get a reward for this

00:56:42Gracias inspector

00:56:45Vamos

00:56:53Butchers gracias

00:56:57Who the hell does you think you are with this code yeah as it happens. I am a student of Aztec art

00:57:03These guys represent Zipa Totec and Picocha, they're ancient gods of fertility and virility

00:57:17Okay

00:57:33It's time for your next test great, what are we gonna do watch you shower your horses

00:57:39It lasts 12 hours and very hard on the nerves for us all so I

00:57:45Have planned a little surprise

00:57:49Something I think

00:57:51She will plan

00:57:55Very relaxing

00:57:58Immigrant see very very relaxing

00:58:02That one

00:58:29You are a naughty man one

00:58:33La Vagas a la mujer el toro se la coge

00:58:41So tell me let me guess this must be big Rosa. Oh

00:58:45Bueno, Juan Luis who is this gorgeous stranger? You have a name handsome Peter Peter?

00:58:52Oh

00:59:02Baby I hope you're gonna be this stiff in bed big Rosa never killed anybody

00:59:22Oh

00:59:37Yes

00:59:41Sion por favor

00:59:42Without you have heard of the contest

00:59:45Between Peter Christopher over here in his sombrero and his cousin is standing next to him Henry Horatio Christopher

00:59:53For the small sum of twenty eight million dollars u.s

01:00:03Right here

01:00:05Is the second part of this contest perhaps the most important part of this contest a

01:00:13test

01:00:14virility

01:00:17The very manhood of these two hombres and now allow me to present our two judges first the gorgeous

01:00:26Isabella the bonafina stand up

01:00:35Second and my personal favorite Rosalinda Martha

01:00:41conception

01:00:43erection without exception

01:00:46Veteran to one and all as big Rosa

01:00:55And you can come in to my courtroom any time

01:01:04Can a score anywhere between zero

01:01:11Three points

01:01:17Tonight one of these papers is going to be

01:01:30Patients meganita, let's not spoil this miracle. Let's dance you want to dance

01:01:36See

01:01:39It's a little nervous

01:01:43Okay, listen, so I'm sorry let me tango one tango, but

01:01:52And then my handy little a stallion and we took a riding together

01:02:06I

01:02:08I

01:02:10Oh

01:02:34When Luis don't they make a beautiful couple

01:02:40Oh

01:02:46Give me a goddamn drink

01:02:48Oh

01:03:04Come on my caballito

01:03:06Let's go riding together now

01:03:08Wait, you get eaten

01:03:10Remember when you go riding you you got a trot before you can or to get ready for the final glorious gallop

01:03:17With the countering I'm ready

01:03:23It's time for the test now and may the best hombre win

01:03:46I

01:04:00Have a bad back

01:04:17I see a leg like you see now

01:04:23No, but it may be my last

01:04:27You like the chair

01:04:41Okay, forgive me for what I am

01:04:46I

01:05:06Don't point those things they may go off

01:05:17Oh

01:05:19Yes, I know

01:05:23Yes, you are a virgin

01:05:30You are

01:05:39One hundred to one of the bearded one

01:05:42All my life I

01:05:45Have been excuse me, but a very horny with women I could never get enough

01:06:03Having this

01:06:05Very

01:06:07Strong feelings

01:06:15Man

01:06:18Yes, please go on much Hucho

01:06:45Oh

01:06:49That's dumbness have had a very hard time

01:06:55We hope

01:06:58Rosa so Bella

01:07:01Short decision he's going to affect the rest of the lives. He's two hombres. I want you to think very carefully

01:07:09Before you decide

01:07:11Isabella and in the score from one to three, how do you score Henry Horatio?

01:07:17I guess he was nervous and happens sometimes

01:07:25He must have gotten a hard-off

01:07:30Rosa a score from one to three. How would you score Peter Christopher?

01:07:38I

01:07:42Rate Peter Christopher

01:08:08I

01:08:18Means you please be gentle

01:08:26So you see that you two are still having a very good time together see

01:08:34This test is over it's time to go home

01:08:39I

01:08:41Mean back to camp

01:09:08Oh

01:09:38Yeah

01:09:49Forgive the mistake of poor innocent man. I swear this

01:09:56I

01:10:11Say nothing

01:10:14Good I

01:10:16promised

01:10:18You promised what?

01:10:20Never to tell you of my operation

01:10:27Everybody's you

01:10:29What the hell is you're talking about?

01:10:32tonight I

01:10:34Saw the Diablo his self

01:10:38Well, you can hit me beat me

01:10:41Burn the sores of my feet should we not get a word out of me and they go to sleep

01:10:46I

01:10:55Got the body of a beautiful woman

01:11:01John firm body any of us would kill for

01:11:07And I say nothing not a word nada, thanks God

01:11:17And

01:11:19She turned around

01:11:22And I saw her face

01:11:26One Lewis

01:11:29That face

01:11:32It was like looking at all the nightmares of the world

01:11:37The eyes were giving hot calls

01:11:41His teeth were a shabba than one who is knifed

01:11:44But more or hideous

01:11:49It was the face of a bearded man

01:11:54Please do not force me to say one more word. I will not tell you

01:12:02But it was the twisted

01:12:05Tortured

01:12:08Face

01:12:11Face

01:12:14Of Peter Christopher

01:12:27What did you just say I said nothing I told you my lips are sealed

01:12:40I

01:12:59Smell something I say nothing

01:13:06Nothing

01:13:11Gentlemen

01:13:13This is your final test

01:13:15Whoever wins this wins the entire 28 million dollars

01:13:18Then what happens?

01:13:20Who cares?

01:13:22After this

01:13:24You are out of here

01:13:26You are out of my life for good

01:13:29This is all you need for the test

01:13:33Where one crow behind the true pole flies

01:13:37Where one crow behind the true pole flies there waits a man with fiery eyes

01:13:43Follow his gaze at the stroke of three and gather the fruit of the Eden tree

01:13:48Only he that remains innocent and wise shall return safe here to claim his prize. Oh, what the hell does it mean?

01:13:53That is for me to know if we should to find out it's a little test of your

01:13:59intellect

01:14:00Is your character? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah me the best man winning all that

01:14:07I mean that is what the will says, isn't it? Yeah, what of it?

01:14:13Nothing

01:14:22For one crow behind a true pole flies

01:14:26To Paul Paul's living Poland. Oh Jesus at this rate. I'm gonna end up in the North Pole

01:14:37It's it

01:14:52Lead on dear cuz lead on

01:15:07The

01:15:32One crow flies one nautical mile

01:15:37It's gotta be right here

01:15:44The man with the fiery eyes

01:15:52Follow his gate

01:15:55Gaze

01:15:58And gather the fruit of the Eden tree

01:16:01Okay, this must be the Eden tree the Eden tree I do believe

01:16:05You'd make such a wonderful homing pigeon cuz

01:16:09Bitch, you've been following me the whole time. Haven't you? Oh, why not? There's uh, nothing in the rules against it. I

01:16:17Wouldn't need that if I were you hmm. Why not the riddle hallucination you believe in riddles

01:16:27Going somewhere

01:16:30I

01:16:32Want you to give me a five-minute head start see I think it's so much nicer if I beat you fair and square Peter

01:16:36or uh

01:16:38Should I say Petra?

01:16:41You really are a bastard aren't you language my lady?

01:16:46What's up, what are you blind or what?

01:16:51What are you talking about? They're just vines

01:16:57Get away from me you bitch

01:16:59You

01:17:06Mother

01:17:29Oh

01:18:00What time is it now

01:18:07See Miguel something is happening

01:18:30Oh

01:18:38My god, I'm still dreaming

01:18:59Oh

01:19:16What are they doing call the alligators for the sacrifice I just told him I don't have the statues

01:19:23Diva wait

01:19:27Back at the camp yeah, I'll move on to a statue. Ah

01:19:34He said thanks

01:19:45Adios

01:19:47Taken by the hell I get Thomas

01:19:49What that means I always get the science point this way

01:20:20That was you see yeah, he wants to know what will cause this great death

01:20:26Tell him I will I mighty Zeus God of all gods master of the universe

01:20:34Tell him get a leave early the only episode

01:20:45He says for you to prove it right the first bring him ashore

01:20:49Yeah, buddy. Yeah, but I'll do

01:20:52forget

01:21:12Thank you, thank you

01:21:15Great going cuz

01:21:18You talked yourself into this one now, let's see you talk yourself out shut up a change come over here get me out of here

01:21:27Tell him it's a simple demonstration of my powers

01:21:29I will now transform myself into a woman right before his very eyes reappear was he see Layla play hombre

01:21:48I think you've got your nerve cuz a striptease that cost you 28 million bucks

01:21:55Still it has saved your ass pretty one, too

01:22:07Mighty Zeus

01:22:11Back all of you

01:22:13Look at me and tremble all right HH get the clothes and make a run for it

01:22:20There is a chase who the hell is that woman he was coming wait

01:22:28We're leaving now you tell the chief if he tries to stop us or follow us

01:22:32I'll turn him into a big pile of fucking snake shit

01:22:37There is only one person in the world with a mouth as foul as that

01:22:44Oh

01:22:49He's a fucking Christopher

01:22:54But wow

01:22:56That lady she really has balls. I thank the Holy Mother that is one thing she does not have

01:23:13Oh

01:23:17It's okay you are safe it is I always

01:23:21You bastard

01:23:24To say Juan Luis gracias for saving my life you've been watching me the whole time haven't you?

01:23:33And you call yourself an officer and a gentleman

01:23:43Oh

01:23:49Go go go go

01:23:56Signorita Christopher

01:23:59I come on Dante Juan Luis Argentino Ferreira wish to offer my sincerest apologies for the incident which happened just now I

01:24:07swear on the name of my mother it was not my intention to

01:24:13Dishonor July

01:24:15however at the time I

01:24:18Was not aware that I was looking at a woman who was once a man I

01:24:24mean a man always

01:24:27Argentina Ferreira, I love you, too

01:24:36See

01:24:39Shut up

01:24:41Let's get the hell out of here

01:25:03What the hell is going on here not just copy time I was afraid you'd miss the fire

01:25:12Oh

01:25:14Let's stop playing this childish game you have something that belongs to me I want it now

01:25:20God damn drugs, what the hell you want now? No you pretend to give 24 keys you keep

01:25:28Still I'm not a greedy man. I'm prepared to pay within the reason

01:25:33As you wish come on down there baby goes first wait a minute

01:25:42I may be able to help

01:25:44For a consideration of course

01:25:48Businessman at last Oh smaller consideration

01:25:5450% of the wholesale price

01:25:58Man with ambition Gomez I like the 5%

01:26:0425% 10% that's my last stop

01:26:11Do I have your word

01:26:19It's in the plane under the seat

01:26:41Oh

01:26:55She dies

01:27:00Move

01:27:04To hide behind a woman

01:27:06I

01:27:36Oh

01:28:06Oh

01:28:16Come on Dante you were terrific

01:28:31You really are some gotcha it was nothing

01:28:36Oh

01:28:40God you're right

01:28:55On the wings it's not the end of the world

01:28:58Oh

01:29:05Ladies and gentlemen

01:29:07For the announcing of the winner of this contest the time has come

01:29:11I just love formalities, but first I want to read something. No you Peter I

01:29:17Think you will find interesting

01:29:21Gracias according to this

01:29:25May the best man win and I quote

01:29:30It is not a gender related a statement

01:29:35But an figure of a speech

01:29:39which simply

01:29:41Relays to the person with superior qualifications

01:29:46Skills

01:29:49And character hey just a minute therefore

01:29:53In accordance with this definition

01:29:57It is an honor for me to announce that the best man

01:30:01But not the best person

01:30:03to inherit the fortune

01:30:06Don't serve you

01:30:08Miss senorita Peter Christopher

01:30:23I

01:30:26See you for every penny I'm afraid it's perfectly legal sir

01:30:30There is a high court precedent with a spoon versus Fenton smith

01:30:341952 with respect to Nigel it was Maldon versus Winston Blythe 1822

01:30:38Oh quite sir Nigel, please the boat she is waiting

01:30:43He's the best person

01:30:47So Nigel my dear boy may I be amongst the first to congratulate you

01:30:52Yes

01:30:55Hi everybody

01:31:02Come on let's go

01:31:09Check me little see you be stupid

01:31:22Oh

01:31:28God not who's here, too

01:31:40There I cannot live from a rich woman for the rest of my life

01:31:46You still have my pride

01:31:52And sorry while the ways

01:32:00While the ways

01:32:13What is all this talk about money do you love that woman

01:32:19see

01:32:20And she loves you

01:32:23See I think so

01:32:29One reason you're the richest man in the world

01:32:39Say I spent

01:32:52Oh

01:32:59It is time for the garter

01:33:12This is the sexy part

01:33:22Who wants it

01:33:52If you ever screw me and I hear about it you're dead meat

01:34:12Peter

01:34:16What's this this is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever given to me I'd like you to have it

01:34:22Oh

01:34:39Can you ever forgive me hey you're my dad Peter it's time to go

01:34:52Oh

01:35:06This is for her

01:35:22I

01:35:48Can feel

01:35:52You

01:36:05On the ways see what made you change your mind

01:36:15When I decided that you are not after my fortune

01:36:18You

01:36:21What say because when you are the richest man in the world

01:36:30You can never be too careful

01:36:48Oh

01:37:18Me

01:37:48We

01:38:18We

01:38:48I

01:39:18You

Thieves of Fortune | Full Movie | Michael MacCarthy | Michael Nouri, Lee Van Cleef, Shawn Weatherly

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