You're So Cupid (2024) Full Movie
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00:00It started off as the worst day of my life, but then there he was.
00:08It was love at first sight.
00:11His name was Daniel.
00:18When Lily and Emma were born, we fell in love all over again.
00:22We were overjoyed.
00:23They were fraternal twins, and they were as different as night and day.
00:30Valentine's Day was their favorite day of the whole year.
00:39Likes English, strengths strong.
00:41Yeah, but sometimes he smells.
00:43From the time they were little girls, they loved to play matchmaker.
00:48She'd be perfect.
00:50Everyone all matched up?
00:51Yes.
00:53Where's Lily and Emma?
00:56Huh?
00:57Who are you asking to the dance?
00:59We're not.
01:00It's way more fun matching other people up.
01:02My cute, funny girls.
01:04They were always trying to help someone fall in love and live happily ever after.
01:11But doesn't happily ever after only happen in fairy tales?
01:16I'm gonna miss you.
01:18I'm gonna miss you too.
01:20I don't want to go.
01:27You can't just let her go.
01:29Dad, you have to go after her.
01:32Bye.
01:51It's past midnight.
02:00I know.
02:02How many kids are there in your school?
02:05A lot.
02:06But most of them are matched up now.
02:09I'm giving them advice on how to ask their match to the dance.
02:13I try.
02:15You're kidding.
02:17I do this for a living, remember?
02:19Yeah, but what you do is pretty much statistics.
02:22A 40-year-old blond guy loves golfing, burritos, taking long walks on the beach,
02:26seeks a 30-year-old woman.
02:28Pretty, blond, weighing under 100 pounds.
02:30But what Lily and I do goes so much deeper.
02:32I mean, we pay attention to every minor detail.
02:36We know our clients' hearts and we make sure to treat them gently.
02:40Well, don't stay up too late.
02:43Goodnight.
02:45Goodnight.
02:54What about Emma's heart?
02:56If it happens, you'll be the first to know.
03:03Lily!
03:04Lily, wake up! We overslept!
03:10Sorry, honey.
03:12The alarm didn't go off.
03:14What day is today?
03:16Thursday.
03:18I've got to call your father.
03:25Voicemail. Typical.
03:32Mom, whatever happened with you and Dad?
03:36I mean, you used to be so in love.
03:38I'm late, and you're going to be late for school.
03:42Parting is such sweet sorrow.
03:45Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
03:48Peace in thy, uh, breasts.
03:56Were I to sleep in peace so sweet to rest,
04:00hence will I to my ghostly father sell
04:06his help to crave and my dear half to tell.
04:11Thank you. Thank you.
04:13Lily, that was beautiful.
04:15Elliot, you've done better.
04:18Let's try this scene again,
04:20and this time I want you a little closer,
04:23and I want you to really feel it.
04:27I want to feel the emotion of this scene.
04:34If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:37If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:40I know.
04:47Good night. Good night.
04:50Parting is such sweet sorrow
04:53that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
04:56Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
04:59Peace in thy breast.
05:02Were I to sleep in peace so sweet to rest,
05:05hence will I to my ghostly father sell
05:09his help to crave and my dear half to tell.
05:15Wonderful, wonderful. Thank you.
05:18Thank you. You may have a seat.
05:21Let's go back to the beginning of scene 9.
05:24Nice job, Lily.
05:26Looks like we're going to have some competition this year.
05:28Thanks, Megan.
05:30Did you know that Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
05:33No, I didn't.
05:35And ew, it's so romantic.
05:38It's so illegal.
05:40I understand that the language of Shakespeare
05:43can be difficult to understand,
05:46but we have a rule in this class
05:49that we all stay awake.
05:51Barry!
05:53Why don't you come up here and read with me?
05:58I'll be Juliet.
06:01Signa.
06:08We have an emergency.
06:10Another one?
06:26You think she'd go out with me?
06:31Of course she will,
06:33as long as you ask her out in the right way.
06:37Here, connect this to your phone and put the earbud in.
06:40I'll be on the other line and tell you exactly what to say.
06:43She's alone.
06:45Now's your chance.
06:50Tell her that her eyes are like sapphires.
06:53Your eyes are like sapphires.
06:55That's kind of sweet.
06:57See, he's getting it.
06:59And that if she'd let you take her to the movies Saturday night...
07:02Your move.
07:04Poop.
07:06Marvin?
07:08Hello, Marvin?
07:14Do you want to go to the movies Saturday night?
07:17Sure, pick me up at 6.
07:24My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself
07:28because it is an enemy to thee.
07:31Arthur, not Romeo.
07:33Anna, Montague.
07:35Thank you, Mary.
07:37I have another rule in my class,
07:39and that is that you remain in your seats
07:42for the entire class period.
07:45To the principal's office.
07:47Please.
07:49Cutting class is never acceptable.
07:51But it was an emergency.
07:53For whatever reason, I called your parents.
07:55Why?
07:57How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:00Three?
08:02Twenty-five.
08:04How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:07Three?
08:09Twenty-five.
08:11Is that your lovely wife?
08:13She's really pretty.
08:15What's her favorite flower?
08:17I'm sure it's narcissus.
08:19When was the last time you sent her flowers?
08:21She looks like the kind of woman who adores getting flowers.
08:24Wait outside my office.
08:26Your parents will be here soon.
08:31Yes?
08:33Miss Adams, please order me some flowers.
08:35What kind?
08:37Narcissus.
08:50It wasn't our fault.
08:52He wouldn't listen.
08:54I'll handle it.
08:56Mrs. Valentine.
08:58Miss.
09:00Come in, please.
09:06One down.
09:08And one to go.
09:14Hi, Dad.
09:16She's already in there.
09:29Not there.
09:31So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:36So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:40You're not going to buy it anyway, so why bother?
09:43Try me.
09:45Well, this kid in school today was like,
09:47I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know how,
09:49and I was like, oh, you should just...
09:51Okay, you're doing that on purpose to bug me.
09:53No, I'm not.
09:55I don't know how, and I was like, oh, you should just...
09:57Okay, you're doing that on purpose to bug me.
09:59Start over, try it again, this time in English.
10:01Okay, well, we're in drama class, and we got a text from Marvin.
10:04Oh, just a second.
10:06Hello?
10:08Yeah, I was thinking Peter would be perfect for you.
10:10I know, he looks good, right?
10:12He lost, like, 55 pounds on some veggie sandwich diet.
10:15Yeah, okay, bye.
10:18Anyway, Marvin wanted to ask Greta out, but he's...
10:21Hello?
10:23Hey, Sophie.
10:25Yes, he's still available.
10:27Okay, bye.
10:29Hey, Dad, can we go riding after dinner?
10:31No, I can't. I really got to get this work done.
10:33It's important.
10:35Okay.
10:37So why couldn't you just wait and help Marvin out after school?
10:40Love won't wait, Mom.
10:42Did you know Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
10:44She didn't wait.
10:46She went for it. She followed her heart.
10:48Yeah, and look what happened to her.
10:50She's holding auditions for Romeo and Juliet,
10:52and I really want to be Juliet.
10:54But every time I audition for her, I get really tongue-tied.
10:57You would be a perfect Juliet.
10:59I think so.
11:05Hello?
11:07Yeah, I'm having a pool party at my house tomorrow after school.
11:10Everyone's invited.
11:12Okay, we'll finalize things then.
11:14Bye.
11:17Pool party?
11:19When were you going to ask me?
11:26You should be grounded for today's escapade.
11:29I know, Dad. I'm sorry.
11:37You still want to go riding?
11:40Yes.
11:47Sorry, lately I've been, uh...
11:49Grumpy, moody?
11:52Yeah, all that.
11:59So, what would you think if I sold my business?
12:02I thought you loved what you did.
12:04I used to.
12:07I think that's what got your mom so upset.
12:10So wrapped up in it.
12:12Just a little.
12:16I got a guy who's interested in buying it.
12:18He's supposed to call me in a couple of days.
12:21That'd be really cool.
12:24Think your mom would come back if I sold it?
12:27Maybe.
12:30Wanna race?
12:32You're on.
12:34You're on.
12:52Oh my gosh, Pharrell?
12:56Next, I don't want anyone with zits, smelly pits, or halitosis.
13:01You guys totally rock.
13:06I'm in heaven.
13:09Are you sure?
13:11He's so not who I had in mind.
13:13Trust us, he's perfect for you.
13:24Hello?
13:26No, I'm awake.
13:29Pink and purple?
13:31Yeah, they'll go great together.
13:33So, you took care of N through Z?
13:37Hello? I guess.
13:40You guess?
13:42I got it.
13:45Do you think mom and dad will get back together?
13:48I hope so.
13:50You think he still loves him?
13:52You think he still loves him?
13:54In his crazy, clueless, mix-up kind of way, yeah.
13:58I don't think she loves him anymore.
14:01I mean...
14:03So, how about you tell me which girl's gonna take me to the dance?
14:08Absolutely not.
14:10That would just spoil all the fun. You have to wait, just like everyone else.
14:14Okay, how about a hen?
14:16Okay.
14:18It's a girl.
14:20Leave me alone.
14:22Stay away from Rita.
14:24Nobody messes with my girl.
14:26She's not your girl.
14:31Hey.
14:33Leave him alone.
14:34Her what?
14:39Who's that?
14:43That's my cousin Connor. His family just moved here from Becky's.
14:47So, he's new?
14:49I mean, like, he goes to school here?
14:51Yeah.
14:53Cool.
14:55So, you're still making friends on the first date?
14:59He had it coming.
15:01That's when you start talking to pretty girls.
15:03You're funny, too.
15:05Connor, this is Lily, and this is...
15:07Emma.
15:09I'm Connor.
15:11It's nice meeting you both.
15:15Okay, we gotta go.
15:16Bye, ladies.
15:22Dad, dinner's ready!
15:28Emma?
15:29Hey, Dad. Dinner's ready.
15:31I'll be upstairs in about an hour, okay?
15:33An hour? Are you kidding me?
15:35I'm sorry. I told you I was working late tonight, didn't I?
15:39Okay.
15:46Hey, Lil. Can you come over?
15:51I promised Daddy I'd be the first to know, but Dad's not here, and you are, so I'm listening.
15:59Okay, you have to promise not to tell a single soul what I'm about to tell you.
16:03Okay, I promise.
16:05It finally happened, Lily. I'm in love.
16:08With who?
16:09I can't tell you. Well, not yet. I want to ask him to the dance first.
16:12I mean, it'd be just my luck if he hated my guts or something.
16:15So, you called me all the way over here to tell me you're in love,
16:18which is probably the biggest thing that ever happened to you, and you won't even tell me who it is?
16:21I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad.
16:24Well, you know how they say twins share everything?
16:29I can't believe it. Both of us in love at the same time.
16:32I know. Now I know how Juliet felt.
16:36Emma, do you get a weird feeling inside when he looks at you?
16:40I mean, like you need to throw up, but you haven't eaten anything.
16:43That's romantic.
16:45But, yeah, I do.
16:48And when he smiles at you?
16:50Uh-huh.
16:52So, it's agreed. As soon as they answer our invitation to dance, we'll tell each other who we're in love with.
16:56Agreed.
17:01I can order pizza, or we can go out to dinner.
17:07Do you want to go out for pizza?
17:10Why don't you love Mom anymore?
17:13I mean, how do you just fall out of love?
17:18It's complicated.
17:21I'm listening.
17:24I didn't fall out of love.
17:27You still love her?
17:29Uh-huh. That's why it's complicated.
17:35Why don't you just tell her?
17:37So, what is all this?
17:39No fair changing the subject.
17:41No fair asking too many questions.
17:44What are you doing with the shredder, young lady?
17:49It finally happened, Dad.
17:52I think I'm in love.
17:55That's why I made a nice dinner for us.
17:57I wanted to tell you.
18:01I'm sorry.
18:04Now I know how you and Mom felt.
18:07It's awful.
18:11That's not the word that comes to mind when I think of love.
18:13No, what I meant is, I help other people fall in love.
18:17I mean, this kind of stuff just doesn't happen to me.
18:20I don't know how to handle it.
18:25He plays ball?
18:27Uh-huh.
18:30How's this lime?
18:32I think it's perfect.
18:34And I should know.
18:42I would just melt if you agreed to go to the dance with me.
18:51Done already?
18:53Sorry, I was in a hurry.
18:55School project?
18:57Uh-huh.
18:59Science?
19:01More like chemistry.
19:05I'm sorry.
19:07Science?
19:09More like chemistry.
19:11Mom, I'm in love with a really cute guy.
19:24Hey, looks like someone invited me to the dance.
19:29Don't.
19:31I'm going to text my mom and see if anyone dropped anything in the house.
19:35Please don't say anything.
19:41You hear that? There's something in there.
19:53No way, another one.
19:56Dude, I'm so jealous.
19:59Your heart is melting.
20:00Huh?
20:01I mean, it's really melting.
20:02Oh.
20:03Did he see you?
20:04No, but it was really close.
20:05Oh, me too.
20:06There was a motion detector light and it popped on just as I was about to knock.
20:09How long before they answer?
20:10They're guys, Lily.
20:11It's gonna be a while.
20:13So what now?
20:14You got two invites.
20:15One guy.
20:16You do the math.
20:19If it's another one, it's mine.
20:35Awesome.
20:49Ethan said yes to Sarah.
20:51Alex said yes to Amanda.
20:53Jake has not responded to Sharon.
20:55My date said yes, of course.
20:57Piper's date hasn't answered and Ashley hasn't asked her date yet.
21:00Hey, call me tonight and I'll tell you a great way to ask him.
21:03Thanks.
21:04What if our guys say no?
21:06They won't.
21:12So you're not gonna tell me who asked you?
21:14No.
21:15Have you chosen who you're gonna take to the dance?
21:17No.
21:18Do it fast so the other girl can ask someone else.
21:21You wouldn't want to break her heart.
21:24Did you girls get your dresses yet?
21:26I did.
21:27I'm waiting.
21:28Just in case I chicken out.
21:30If anyone gets the same dress as me, I'll freak out.
21:32Did you buy your dresses yet?
21:34Come on, you are going to the dance, aren't you?
21:36Our mom's taking us tomorrow.
21:40I can't believe we're looking for dresses.
21:42I know.
21:46Oh my gosh.
21:50It's perfect for me.
21:54It's gorgeous.
21:55Why don't you try it on, though?
21:57That's okay.
21:58It was made for you.
21:59I like that yellow one over there.
22:01You sure?
22:07You're amazing.
22:12It's about time.
22:16Well, I answered.
22:19So who's the lucky girl?
22:23Both.
22:24Yeah.
22:25Are you crazy? You answered yes to both of them.
22:27Why would you do that?
22:28I don't know.
22:29Well, who are they?
22:39Yes, he said yes.
22:42Hello?
22:43Emma.
22:44He said yes.
22:46When?
22:47I don't know. Just about a minute ago.
22:49Do you have anything?
22:50Not yet.
22:51Hold on. Let me go check again.
22:59There's nothing here.
23:01Lily, what if he doesn't answer?
23:04He will.
23:07What's on your face?
23:08You, uh, saving that for later?
23:11Funny.
23:13Why are you so sad?
23:15It's nothing.
23:17What's his name?
23:19Oh, what fools these mortals be.
23:23Someone left this near the gate. I think it's for you.
23:26Dad, are you kidding me?
23:30Yes!
23:32Yes, yes, yes, yes!
23:34I told you.
23:35I know. I'm so happy. It's like I'm seeing colors.
23:38Me too.
23:40So, tell me his name.
23:42You first.
23:43Oh, you.
23:45Okay, we'll say it on the count of three.
23:47One.
23:48Two.
23:49Three.
23:50Connor Miller.
23:54Hey, Mom, can I go to Emma's house?
23:56Be back at eleven. Is Emma okay?
23:59Yeah, we just have a little mix-up we need to sort out.
24:01No big deal.
24:04Love you, Mom.
24:05Love you.
24:09They're exactly the same.
24:11This is not happening.
24:13What are we going to do?
24:15We?
24:16There is no we.
24:18The girl who got their answer first should go to the dance.
24:20I got my answer first, so I'm going to go.
24:23So, what you're saying is that the girl who got her answer from Connor first gets to go to the dance with him?
24:27Exactly.
24:28Exactly.
24:29And that would be me.
24:30We'll see about that.
24:32Hey, Dad.
24:33Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
24:35Hey, girls.
24:36Okay, remember that package that came for me today?
24:38What time did you get it?
24:46I think the six o'clock news was coming on when I came through the door.
24:50Ah-ha.
24:51Ah-ha what?
24:52Try to focus.
24:53Dad put my answer in the kitchen at six o'clock, so technically I got my answer first.
24:57Even though I didn't know it when you called.
24:59Which was what time?
25:02Six forty-five.
25:03Problem solved.
25:04Thanks, Dad.
25:07Thanks a lot, Dad.
25:09You're the one who made up the rules.
25:11You tricked me into it.
25:12Why don't you just ask Elliot out?
25:14He's the one that's totally in love with you.
25:15Little problem, Emma.
25:16I'm not in love with Elliot.
25:17I'm in love with Connor, and I'm going to the dance with him.
25:20In your dreams.
25:21In yours.
25:24No way.
25:25Emma.
25:28And Lily.
25:30Yeah.
25:32Lily?
25:34Yeah.
25:36So have you figured out how you're going to take both of them to dance?
25:39I'm working on it.
25:40See you tomorrow.
25:54Can I sit here?
25:55I already am.
25:59Everything okay?
26:00No, not really.
26:06Hey, Lily.
26:10Can I sit here?
26:20You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
26:24Why, thank you.
26:28Those eyes.
26:30I can just drown in those big ones.
26:41Did you like the baseball?
26:44Yeah.
26:46I sleep with it under my pillow every night.
26:49Really?
27:02Hi.
27:04Your eyes.
27:06Your face.
27:07Your soul.
27:09It's like a work of art.
27:17The colors of your fingernails are so becoming.
27:23It's like love's brush just painted a canvas of beauty.
27:29Wow.
27:31Wow.
27:35Why do I feel like I'm the only one going crazy here?
27:39I don't know. Why?
27:44Do you not see what you're doing?
27:47No.
27:49I've printed sides for you to audition with.
27:52And I have this clipboard you will need to sign if you're going to audition.
27:56I suggest you choose a partner to audition.
28:00It will be to your advantage to have a partner,
28:02and it will be to your advantage if you practice together often.
28:11Hey, do you want to be partners?
28:14He's not trying out.
28:17Okay, we can be partners.
28:19Cool.
28:20Cool.
28:24Weren't your fingernails purple before?
28:27Really?
28:34Be sure to sign your name to the audition sheet.
28:37I'll expect you to be on time for the audition.
28:41Four o'clock tomorrow. No second chances.
28:44You must be on time to be in my play.
28:48I have to be Juliet.
28:49Of course you do.
28:51I hope I get to be Romeo.
28:53You will. You're really good.
28:58Better than Connor?
29:01Lily, may I have a word?
29:03Sure.
29:05You have a natural talent, Lily.
29:07Thanks. I really love the play.
29:09I can tell.
29:11I don't usually do this, but...
29:14I want to tell you I've got my eye on you for Juliet.
29:17Really?
29:19I see bright things in your future.
29:22Thanks.
29:26I'll see you at the audition tomorrow.
29:28See you tomorrow.
29:36Lily, hey, wait up.
29:38Hey, do you want to run lines tonight?
29:40Yeah.
29:46Your house or mine?
29:52I can't.
29:55Hey.
29:56You can have him back in a minute.
29:58What is going on, man?
30:01What are you talking about?
30:02You're playing both sisters.
30:06I can't help it.
30:08I'm in love with both of you.
30:17Hey, Ash.
30:18Hey, Lily.
30:19We're at Connor's.
30:20At the get-to-know-your-date-before-the-dance party that you and Emma organized.
30:23You and Elliot should totally come over.
30:25Elliot?
30:26You're taped for the dance, silly.
30:28We'll be here till at least midnight.
30:29It's okay. I have other plans.
30:38If I can just reach up and grab one of those stars,
30:47I'd bring it down here and give it to you and do that.
30:55Lily, I made a Razzleberry pie.
30:57And there was this Cary Grant marathon on TV tonight.
31:01If you don't mind, I'm really tired.
31:03I mean, I have my audition tomorrow and I need to polish my lines.
31:06Are you crying?
31:08No.
31:09I'm just really stressed.
31:10You know how blotchy I get when I'm stressed.
31:13I had a really nice time tonight.
31:15Me too.
31:20Let's wait.
31:23As you wish.
31:31Lily!
31:33Audrey?
31:34What's wrong?
31:35What's wrong?
31:36It's Lily.
31:37When she got home last night, it looked like she had been crying.
31:41Anything happen over there?
31:43She's a teenage girl. They cry all the time.
31:46Not Lily.
31:49No. She wasn't even here last night.
31:51Are you sure?
31:53I think I would know if my own daughter was at my house.
32:00Where were you?
32:01I'm right on time.
32:02Auditions were at four. I mean, you've known that for weeks.
32:05No, I had a note on my fridge.
32:08Mrs. Porter.
32:09Let me see.
32:13She didn't have an emergency, did she?
32:16No.
32:20I see you got the part of Romeo.
32:23Maybe if you talk to Mrs. Porter, she'll let you play the nurse.
32:28I'll see you tomorrow.
32:32Hey, Megan.
32:35You got the part of Juliet.
32:38It's really cool.
32:41I can't believe I did that to Lily.
32:45I'm a complete jerk.
33:03Dad!
33:05Oh, Lily.
33:07How could you do that to your poor sister?
33:10Ask her what she did to me.
33:13What did you do?
33:15You started it.
33:16She drew all over my beautiful dress with a sharpie.
33:20Lily!
33:21Do you know how much that dress cost?
33:23I'll pay for it.
33:24She sabotaged my audition.
33:26I'm going to sue her.
33:28I'm going to sue her.
33:29I'll pay for it.
33:30She sabotaged my audition.
33:33Mrs. Porter.
33:34She didn't have an emergency.
33:37Oh, Emma.
33:39You know how much that role meant to your sister.
33:41How could you do that to her?
33:45It's about that boy, isn't it?
33:47We both love him.
33:49So we both asked him to the dance.
33:50And he said yes to both of us.
33:51Why would he do that?
33:52And he's flirting with both of us, too.
33:54But he likes me best.
33:55I don't think so.
33:56Did he tell you that when he looks into your eyes, time stops?
33:59No.
34:00But he said my freckles are like little angel kisses.
34:06What?
34:08Nothing.
34:11Daniel.
34:12Tell them why this boy loves them both so much.
34:16What are you talking about?
34:18Why is he in love with both of us?
34:20Because you have a special gift.
34:24Just like your dad does.
34:35Your dad is Cupid.
34:37Cupid?
34:40Like the guy in diapers who goes around shooting bows and arrows at people?
34:43Fine.
34:44Just blurt it out.
34:45I thought we were going to wait for the perfect moment to tell them.
34:47Well, when is the perfect moment, Daniel?
34:49We were going to tell them when they were 13.
34:51Now they're almost going to college.
34:52When is the perfect moment?
34:54You see?
34:55This is how you operate, isn't it?
34:56Blame everything on good old Daniel.
34:58So you look like the good guy.
35:00Well, you know what?
35:01Take a good look in the mirror.
35:02Because you're the one that walked out.
35:03You're the one that split up this whole family.
35:05You know, good guys don't do that.
35:06No.
35:07Good guys stick around and face the music.
35:09Like, uh...
35:10Like this.
35:11Like this.
35:13Like this.
35:14Music.
35:15Like, uh...
35:16Like a man.
35:17Like...
35:18Woman.
35:19Oh, yeah?
35:20Well, this woman is done.
35:23This woman wants a divorce!
35:33See how she gets?
35:35So...
35:36Do you think Mom's really serious about wanting a divorce?
35:39You know how Mom gets when she's all work done.
35:42Especially about Dad.
35:43Yeah, you're right.
35:46We need to do something.
35:48Me?
35:49How?
35:50I don't know.
35:51Lock her in her room until she comes to her senses.
35:56I bet no one will notice if you put it up.
36:00I'm practically bald.
36:02Here, let me.
36:09Why does love have to be so complicated?
36:12Because that's what makes it exciting.
36:14Take Romeo and Juliet, for instance.
36:16If their families weren't feuding, their story would be boring.
36:19Romeo meets Juliet, they fall in love, get married, have kids, the end.
36:24What's wrong with that?
36:28Do you really think Dad is Cupid?
36:33Yeah.
36:35So, when I fell in love with your mother, that's when I crossed over.
36:41Became mortal.
36:43Did you use magic on Mom to make her fall in love with you?
36:46No.
36:47She said it was love at first sight.
36:53What about you?
36:55I became mortal, didn't I?
36:57So you can't make people fall in love anymore?
36:59Apparently not.
37:01Do you miss being Cupid?
37:03Sometimes.
37:05It's a rush seeing people fall in love.
37:10We know.
37:14What about falling in love yourself?
37:16That's where it gets complicated.
37:20I used to think I was the expert on love.
37:24But now, I'm not.
37:26I used to think I was the expert on love.
37:30I...
37:32guess not.
37:35Take your mother, for example.
37:38I gave her this house, everything, and it...
37:44wasn't enough. It was never enough.
37:47Maybe she didn't want all this.
37:49Maybe all she wanted was you.
37:52Are you sad you're not Cupid anymore?
37:55No.
37:57I'd do it all over again to have a moment with her.
38:00If you still love her, why didn't you chase after her when she left?
38:03She still loves you, Dad.
38:05Then she needs to tell me that.
38:08If she's the one that left...
38:15Emma or Lily?
38:18I don't know.
38:20I don't know. I've already told you that.
38:23The dance is next week.
38:29I feel like I'm under a spell or something.
38:33When I first saw Emma, I was like, she's the one.
38:36But then I saw Lily, and I was like, wow.
38:42You have to choose.
38:44How?
38:45I don't know, but if you don't do it soon...
38:49I'm gonna do it for you.
38:52I'm really, really, really sorry about your audition.
38:56I'm sorry, too.
38:57About your hair, and the dress, and the...
39:01I'm just kidding. There's nothing else.
39:04Here comes Connor.
39:05Do I look okay?
39:06Yeah, do I.
39:07Hey.
39:09Hi, Connor.
39:12Have you guys seen Elliot?
39:14Last I saw, he was at his locker.
39:17Thanks.
39:22All right, well, I'll catch you two later.
39:25Bye.
39:26That was weird. He didn't even notice my hair.
39:29And he's not all...
39:31Esotic?
39:32Yeah.
39:33Let's just forget about Connor.
39:35You know, and concentrate on Mom and Dad.
39:37You're right.
39:38Okay, well, I'm gonna go try to suck up to Mrs. Porter.
39:41I can go with you.
39:42Can I explain?
39:43That's okay. You know I better go alone.
39:46And about your dress.
39:48I used a washable marker.
39:50See you tonight.
39:51Bye.
39:52Do you know who you are?
39:54I'm the messenger. This is my message.
40:01Are you crying?
40:05No way.
40:06Yes, you are.
40:09It was the movie.
40:11It was the movie.
40:13Mom, it was a movie about ninja assassins.
40:17Well, ninjas have feelings, too.
40:21Why don't you just call him and tell him you're sorry,
40:23and you really don't want a divorce?
40:25You know he's crazy about you.
40:28I can't.
40:29Why not?
40:30Because I can't, okay?
40:32Just leave it at that.
40:34I don't get it.
40:35You guys are grown-ups, and you're acting like me and Emma.
40:38Dad still loves you.
40:43Then why didn't he come after me after I left?
40:50He didn't even call.
40:57You really think you can forge their handwriting?
41:00I can try.
41:04Dear Daniel,
41:06I'm sorry for acting like an idiot.
41:09It was all my fault.
41:11I was a complete fool.
41:13That doesn't really sound like Mom.
41:21Dear Daniel,
41:23Can we talk?
41:26I can't sleep.
41:29I'm sorry for everything.
41:31Please forgive me.
41:33It's perfect.
41:36Okay.
41:37Now Dad.
41:40Audrey.
41:43Let's not waste any more time
41:45being mad at each other.
41:48I am so sorry for everything.
41:51I should have never let you go.
41:55It's close.
41:56It's just not exactly the same.
42:06How did you do that?
42:10I don't know.
42:17Wow.
42:19What else can we do?
42:24Whoa.
42:27Watch this.
42:36Oh, we're magic.
42:38I know.
42:39This is awesome.
42:51You look amazing.
42:54Where are you going?
42:55Out.
42:56Wish me luck.
42:57Good luck.
42:59Wow.
43:00Where are you going?
43:01Out.
43:02Out where?
43:03Out there.
43:06So,
43:08Dad, when you were Cupid,
43:11did weird things happen to you?
43:13Like things changing color and
43:16glitter shooting out of your fingertips?
43:18Uh, no.
43:19I never had glitter shooting out of my fingertips.
43:22How'd you do it then?
43:24I just kind of
43:25knew when people were meant to be together.
43:28And then you made them fall in love?
43:31Not made.
43:32Helped.
43:33There's a difference.
43:36Oh, someone's coming.
43:37They're coming.
43:38Go, go, go, go, go.
43:44Look at the candles.
43:48Check that out.
43:56Sorry I'm late.
43:58I got these for you.
44:00Oh, another one?
44:02Oops.
44:03Oops.
44:07They're beautiful.
44:09You're beautiful.
44:17I, uh,
44:20left my cell phone.
44:24You did?
44:30I've missed you.
44:31I've missed you, too.
44:34I had a dream about you last night.
44:37You were standing in the rain,
44:38just like the first day we met.
44:40And I started walking towards you,
44:41but you turned
44:43and started walking away.
44:46I'm here now.
44:49I was so happy when I got your letter
44:51that you'd finally made the first move.
44:53First move?
44:54Your letter.
44:57You sent me a letter.
44:58No, I didn't.
44:59Yes, you did.
45:04Come on. Hold on. Let's talk.
45:06There's nothing to talk about.
45:07Wait.
45:08I should have known
45:09that you would not have thought
45:10of something so beautiful.
45:11How could you do that to me?
45:12You made me look like such an idiot,
45:14jabbering on about my dream
45:16like a starry-eyed schoolgirl,
45:18and stupid me,
45:19thinking that he finally cared enough
45:21to make the first move.
45:23I just thought...
45:25You made things a million times worse.
45:27How could that possibly help?
45:29I don't know.
45:31You made things a million times worse.
45:32How could that possibly help?
45:33We thought that if we got you two together again,
45:35you'd make up.
45:36The worst part
45:37is you made me hurt her
45:39all over again.
45:41She flipped.
45:43He freaked.
45:44She's crying.
45:45He's working.
45:46Everything was so perfect
45:47until they figured out
45:48those letters were from us.
45:49I know.
45:50They were both really going for it.
45:52Mom looks so happy.
45:54I haven't seen her smile like that
45:55in a really long time.
45:56They belong together, Lily.
45:58We need to show them
45:59that we're making a huge mistake.
46:01But how?
46:03We could...
46:04We can't.
46:06Dad said no more magic.
46:08Then how are we going to make them
46:09fall in love again?
46:10We can't make them,
46:12but we can help them.
46:13Okay, then.
46:14We help Mom and Dad
46:15fall in love again.
46:16All we have to do
46:17is get them together one more time.
46:18And we do that how?
46:20We'll think of something.
46:22We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:24Yes, we are.
46:26We'll think of something.
46:28We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:30Yes, we are.
46:32You're teaching yoga?
46:34Uh-huh.
46:35It's good for the mind and the soul.
46:37You should try it.
46:44Look at this.
46:47That could work.
46:59What's this?
47:01Oh, nothing.
47:03They handed them out to everyone.
47:05Hmm.
47:07That's how it found its way to my desk.
47:15About last night...
47:17It's okay.
47:18You were right.
47:19It was all our fault.
47:22Do you want me to chaparral?
47:24Oh, I'm sure their parents
47:25have already signed up.
47:28But I want to.
47:31Well, if you insist.
47:33I do.
47:36Forgive me?
47:38Of course.
47:40Are you sure I won't embarrass you?
47:42You're kidding.
47:43I mean, what girl wouldn't love to have
47:45a little girl in her life?
47:47You're kidding.
47:49I mean, what girl wouldn't love
47:51to have their mom chaparral?
47:53Besides, I think I'll need you there
47:54for moral support.
47:56Okay.
47:57Now, I'm sorry about last night.
48:01Can we just forget all about it?
48:03Okay.
48:04Give me a hug.
48:07Oh, jeez.
48:08I think I put too much to it.
48:10Looks like we have everyone all matched up
48:12for tomorrow night.
48:15So, here's what we'll do.
48:18We'll both get ready for the dance.
48:20And if he goes to your door, you go.
48:22And if he comes to mine, I'll go.
48:25What about the girl who...
48:27She deals with it.
48:28And no magic?
48:30No magic.
48:32Because if it really is love,
48:34there will be magic.
48:36But I wanted to take pictures.
48:38You can take pictures at the dance.
48:40I think they need you there early.
48:41They have to go over some no-nos with you.
48:44You look beautiful.
48:48Connor's a lucky guy.
48:50Thanks.
48:51Okay, now, I won't ruin anything.
48:53See you soon.
48:56Emma, could you help me with...
49:01Where did my little girl go?
49:03She's still here.
49:04You look beautiful.
49:06Just like your mother.
49:08Thanks, Dad.
49:09You're gonna be late.
49:10I will see you at the dance.
49:13Can you promise to save the dance for me?
49:15I promise.
49:17Love you, Dad.
49:21♪♪
49:29♪♪
49:37♪♪
49:43Shall we go?
49:46You said that they were your favorite,
49:48just like your mom.
49:50They're beautiful.
49:52I know I'm not Connor.
49:54I know that, too.
49:56But maybe I could be a good second best.
49:59You're not.
50:03They did it again.
50:06Always playing matchmakers.
50:09It's in their blood.
50:13Why did you run away, Audrey?
50:16Why didn't you come after me?
50:19Thank you so much for saving my life.
50:21I'm sorry.
50:23I'm sorry.
50:26I'm sorry.
50:29I'm sorry.
50:31Thank you so much for doing this.
50:33We were afraid we wouldn't be able to find anyone.
50:36Don't just stand there.
50:38Mr. Valentine, ask your beautiful wife to dance.
50:43May I?
50:46May I?
50:49♪♪
50:57Oh, they're dancing.
51:00They look so cute.
51:02Oh, sorry.
51:03No problem.
51:06Elliot told me what happened with the audition.
51:08We talked to Mrs. Porter and asked if you and I
51:10could alternate playing Juliet.
51:12She said yeah.
51:13She did?
51:14Mm-hmm.
51:15I'll see you Monday after school.
51:16Okay, don't be late.
51:17I won't.
51:18Thanks, Megan.
51:19No problem.
51:23Hey, what's wrong?
51:25I just feel bad for Lily.
51:27You wish I'd chosen Lily instead?
51:30No.
51:34Look at her.
51:35She's happy.
51:37Is it that painful?
51:40What?
51:42Being close to me?
51:44How much do I love thee, Emma?
51:49Let me count the waves.
51:51Why are you still talking like that?
51:54I thought the magic wore off.
51:57I don't think so.
52:00♪♪
52:12I just can't believe that I'm gonna be Juliet.
52:16And that you did that just for me.
52:19I did it for me.
52:21I mean...
52:24how am I supposed to be Romeo unless you're Juliet?
52:29♪♪
52:33Counting the minutes till the music stops, aren't you?
52:36No, I'm not.
52:37I know you are.
52:39Oh, why?
52:41Because you know everything?
52:43You know what I want?
52:45What do you want, Audrey?
52:48And for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
52:51I want to go home.
52:57Come on, we have an emergency.
52:58It's Mom.
52:59What did you do this time?
53:00What did I do?
53:01I didn't do anything.
53:02Where's Mom?
53:03She left.
53:04And you let her go?
53:05How could I stop her?
53:06How could you not?
53:08Are you kidding me?
53:09You let her go off again?
53:11Are you sure you used to be Cupid?
53:14♪♪
53:26Excuse me, I need that carrot.
53:27I need that carrot.
53:28Follow that woman.
53:29Go!
53:30♪♪
53:40♪♪
53:49They say you fall in love once in a lifetime.
53:52I mean, really in love.
53:55The kind where butterflies dance in your stomach
53:57and you're weak in the knees.
53:59♪♪
54:14What do you want?
54:17I want you, Audrey.
54:19♪♪
54:23I've always wanted you.
54:26But I say you can fall in love over and over again
54:32until you get it right.
54:35♪♪