Signs Of Your Heart Full Movie (2023)
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00:00:35 ♪ Maybe you know the number ♪
00:00:47 ♪ Maybe you're wondering ♪
00:00:52 ♪ Maybe you hear the thunder ♪
00:00:57 ♪ We're bringing it up again ♪
00:01:01 ♪ Maybe you've seen on the TV ♪
00:01:06 ♪ Really shouldn't be surprised ♪
00:01:10 ♪ You know what it means ♪
00:01:12 ♪ Looking on the screens ♪
00:01:15 ♪ But you can't believe your eyes ♪
00:01:19 - No, I don't need anybody to cover my shift.
00:01:31 I'm just running a few minutes late.
00:01:32 I just have to make Finn dinner
00:01:33 and then I'll be there, I promise.
00:01:35 I know, she's just so unpredictable.
00:01:38 I don't know why she does this.
00:01:39 I know it's a full service tonight, I'm sorry.
00:01:42 Oh, I gotta go, I'm so sorry.
00:01:44 (food sizzling)
00:01:47 (soft music)
00:01:49 - Allie, Allie, wait.
00:02:13 I really gotta get to work, Beth.
00:02:14 But thank you so much for babysitting Finn.
00:02:16 I don't know why my mother canceled last minute like that.
00:02:18 I don't know what she was thinking.
00:02:20 Seriously, you are a lifesaver.
00:02:21 I'm gonna take 10% off your rent next month.
00:02:23 - Actually, that's what I needed to talk to you about.
00:02:26 You see, I have to move out.
00:02:29 - Okay, when?
00:02:31 - Tomorrow.
00:02:32 - What? - Oh, I know, I know.
00:02:34 I'm so sorry.
00:02:35 - What happened?
00:02:37 - My dad, he's really sick and I just found out today.
00:02:42 - Oh, Beth, I'm so sorry.
00:02:43 - Well, my mom's not around
00:02:44 and my brother's certainly not going to help.
00:02:46 So, you know, I gotta go back to Seattle
00:02:48 and take care of him.
00:02:49 I mean, you know, he's my dad, you know what I mean?
00:02:52 - Of course.
00:02:53 - Anyway, so I know this incredibly short notice
00:02:56 and I know how much he needs this extra income.
00:02:58 - Don't worry about us.
00:02:59 - Well, so I put an ad online for you
00:03:01 to find a replacement roommate.
00:03:03 - What, why?
00:03:05 - I just felt guilty, so I wanted to help.
00:03:08 - You didn't need to do that, really.
00:03:10 Could you please take it down?
00:03:11 - Okay.
00:03:12 - This is my apartment, I'll do my own ad.
00:03:14 - I'm sorry, oh God, do you hate me?
00:03:16 - Oh gosh, no, no, of course not.
00:03:18 I'm just, no.
00:03:19 - I'm so sorry.
00:03:20 - No, no, no, no.
00:03:21 I'm gonna miss having you around here.
00:03:23 We'll both miss you.
00:03:24 - I'll definitely miss you both.
00:03:26 - Could you just do me one little favor?
00:03:29 Don't say anything to Finn until tomorrow.
00:03:32 He gets really attached to people
00:03:34 and I know he's gonna be upset.
00:03:36 I wanna be here for that.
00:03:37 - Okay.
00:03:38 - Yeah, absolutely.
00:03:41 - All right, I will be back around midnight.
00:03:45 Could you just please make sure he does his homework?
00:03:47 - I'll try.
00:03:48 - Pizza?
00:04:02 Yeah, let's do that.
00:04:10 - All right, ladies, I have a rum and Coke for you
00:04:13 and a sauvignon.
00:04:14 Can I get you anything else?
00:04:16 - All right, enjoy your meal.
00:04:18 - Honey, surprise.
00:04:19 Mother.
00:04:23 What are you doing here?
00:04:29 - I'm on a date.
00:04:30 He's just gone to the bathroom.
00:04:32 His name is George.
00:04:33 He's an architect.
00:04:34 We've been chatting online for about a week now,
00:04:37 but this is our first IRL.
00:04:39 He'll be back in a minute and you can say hi.
00:04:41 - I don't wanna say hi.
00:04:43 So this is why you canceled watching Finn?
00:04:45 - Yes, I know, I'm sorry, but George is a busy man
00:04:48 and this was the only night he had until next month.
00:04:51 So I hope you don't mind.
00:04:53 I wanted to show off my beautiful, independent daughter
00:04:56 working in one of the best restaurants in the city.
00:04:59 Oh, which reminds me, your father wants the two of us
00:05:02 to meet him for dinner tomorrow night.
00:05:04 He has something important to tell us.
00:05:06 Hopefully he wants another divorce, just to make sure.
00:05:09 - Well, why couldn't he have called me himself?
00:05:11 I'm a grown woman.
00:05:12 - Miss?
00:05:15 - Oh, I'll be right there.
00:05:17 Listen, as fun as this is,
00:05:19 I'm gonna ask one of the other waiters to serve you.
00:05:21 - What?
00:05:22 - Have a wonderful evening, mother.
00:05:23 - Allie, hello, welcome.
00:05:26 - Well, thank you so much for everything.
00:05:35 - It's been our pleasure.
00:05:36 - You've been the perfect roommate.
00:05:38 Whoever comes next is gonna have big shoes to fill.
00:05:41 Now you find someone quick.
00:05:42 Oh, oh, buddy.
00:05:46 Gonna miss you.
00:05:48 You be good.
00:05:51 Don't worry about him, he'll be fine.
00:05:57 You just get home safe and give my love to your dad.
00:05:59 - Thanks again.
00:06:02 - Good luck, Beth.
00:06:05 (sad music)
00:06:07 - Travel safe.
00:06:08 (door creaking)
00:06:17 (knocking)
00:06:19 (sad music)
00:06:49 - Hey, how was the date with George last night?
00:06:52 - Oh, I have already wiped that guy from my memory.
00:06:55 Do you know what he told me after we ordered dessert?
00:06:58 He already has two wives.
00:06:59 - What?
00:07:00 - And if I play my cards right, I can be wife number three.
00:07:04 It's not funny.
00:07:06 He told me online he was a polygamist,
00:07:08 but I thought that many could write with both hands.
00:07:10 - Mother.
00:07:11 - Who would wanna live like that?
00:07:13 It's bad enough being married to your father for 25 years.
00:07:17 Can you imagine three of him?
00:07:19 - Where is he?
00:07:20 - Oh, he's in the bar waiting for us.
00:07:22 - What are you doing standing out here?
00:07:23 - Well, I thought if you and I went in together,
00:07:25 we would outnumber him.
00:07:26 You know, we have the power.
00:07:29 - People wonder why I'm messed up.
00:07:31 - What's that?
00:07:31 - Nothing.
00:07:32 Come on, Mother.
00:07:33 - All right.
00:07:35 (sighs)
00:07:38 (indistinct chatter)
00:07:46 - Hi, little girl.
00:07:48 How are you?
00:07:49 - I'm fine, Dad.
00:07:51 Less with little girl, okay?
00:07:52 - Okay, I'm sorry.
00:07:54 Lillian, don't you look spectacular?
00:07:58 - Thanks, London.
00:07:59 - Would you like some wine?
00:08:04 - No, no thank you.
00:08:07 - So, how's Finn?
00:08:10 - He's great.
00:08:11 - Who's babysitting tonight?
00:08:13 - He's with David this weekend.
00:08:14 - Right.
00:08:15 And how are things with you and David?
00:08:17 - Well, we smile and say hello to each other
00:08:21 when he comes and picks Finn up,
00:08:22 so that's progress, I guess.
00:08:24 But you can tell me more about how David is doing,
00:08:26 seeing as how you still see him every day at work.
00:08:28 - As I've told you before,
00:08:29 I can't fire him just because he divorced my daughter.
00:08:32 There's laws about that kind of thing.
00:08:34 Not that I would want to anyways.
00:08:36 He's one of the best agents we have.
00:08:39 - That's just great.
00:08:40 - Look, it's been almost two years now, Allie.
00:08:44 I think you should move on.
00:08:46 David has.
00:08:47 I met his new girlfriend the other night.
00:08:50 She's actually lovely.
00:08:52 - Oh, that's sweet.
00:08:54 No doubt at one of your lavish work parties, right?
00:08:57 - It could be you at those parties, remember?
00:08:59 I did offer you that job first, so.
00:09:01 - Well, I didn't want my father as my boss,
00:09:03 and I don't know anything about sports.
00:09:05 - You don't need to know about sports to be a sports agent.
00:09:08 You just need to know about money.
00:09:10 - Well, money bores me more than sports.
00:09:12 - All right.
00:09:13 Well, please, round one over.
00:09:16 Back to your corners, both of you.
00:09:18 Take a breath.
00:09:19 So, what is this big news?
00:09:24 We're on the edge of our seats,
00:09:25 and not just because both of us want to leave.
00:09:27 - I'm getting married.
00:09:30 - Oh, you're serious?
00:09:33 - Very.
00:09:34 - How?
00:09:35 When did this happen?
00:09:36 - We met about four months ago at an award ceremony.
00:09:39 - Four months ago?
00:09:40 Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:09:42 - Why wait?
00:09:42 I'm not getting any younger.
00:09:44 Also, that's why the wedding's in four weeks.
00:09:47 And I would love for the both of you to be there.
00:09:50 - Hi.
00:09:53 - Yes, please, I would like more of this.
00:09:55 - No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:57 This is Sophia, my fiancee.
00:10:00 - Hi, honey.
00:10:02 - Hi.
00:10:02 - Sorry I was in the restroom.
00:10:06 Nice to meet both of you ladies.
00:10:08 (dramatic music)
00:10:11 - Can I help you?
00:10:22 - Oh, sorry, I was just taking some photos.
00:10:27 - Trash.
00:10:28 - Well, yeah, I guess you could look at that to see trash,
00:10:31 but I see more than that.
00:10:33 I mean, that's the real world right there, you know?
00:10:36 Not some filtered reality that we live in.
00:10:38 You know, most people would just glance at that
00:10:40 and walk right past it, but I don't know.
00:10:42 There's a strange melancholic beauty to it,
00:10:44 don't you think?
00:10:45 - Yeah, I just see trash outside of my building,
00:10:50 so I'm gonna pick it up.
00:10:53 - Is your name Allie by any chance?
00:10:55 - It depends on who's asking.
00:10:58 - Hi, my name's Ronan.
00:10:59 I'm here about the ad for renting the room.
00:11:02 What's that?
00:11:05 - Nothing, so did you call me or leave me a message?
00:11:08 - No, I just got into town a couple days ago.
00:11:10 I'm staying at a hotel a few blocks away,
00:11:13 but I don't really like hotels.
00:11:14 They're just so cold and lifeless.
00:11:16 So I saw the ad about renting a room
00:11:18 and I thought I'd come by and say hi.
00:11:21 - Yeah, it's just that most people like, you know,
00:11:23 call first.
00:11:25 - Yeah, I just, I don't really do phones.
00:11:26 I'm much better face to face.
00:11:28 - Okay, well, it's just, I'm really busy,
00:11:30 so if you'd have called, I could have made an appointment
00:11:32 for you to come see the room.
00:11:34 - Yeah, that makes sense.
00:11:36 So I'll call you?
00:11:37 - Yeah, yeah, that'd be great, thanks.
00:11:39 - Okay, thanks.
00:11:41 - Uh-huh, bye.
00:11:42 (phone buzzing)
00:11:56 - Hello?
00:11:59 - Hey, it's Ronan.
00:12:04 Is this a good time?
00:12:06 Your number was on the ad.
00:12:08 Sorry, I thought that would be funnier than it was.
00:12:11 - Listen, Ronan, I'm just really not comfortable with,
00:12:13 look, I'm looking for a female roommate, okay?
00:12:17 - I get it, you know, a strange guy shows up out of the blue,
00:12:20 it's a big city, but can you give me one chance?
00:12:24 One last chance.
00:12:25 Hey, Mom, listen, I need your help.
00:12:30 - Okay.
00:12:32 (phone clicking)
00:12:34 - What do you need?
00:12:35 - I'm trying to rent an apartment,
00:12:36 but you know what these East Coast people are like,
00:12:38 they don't trust anyone, so,
00:12:40 could you give me a quick character reference for me?
00:12:43 - Sure, hurry up, though, Jeopardy's coming on.
00:12:46 - Hello, hi.
00:12:47 - Don't worry, my Ronan is a good boy.
00:12:51 He's kind, he's clean, and reliable.
00:12:53 Sure, he talks too much, but he has a heart of gold.
00:12:57 - Okay, well, thanks.
00:12:59 - I have some cute baby pictures of him.
00:13:01 - Okay, that's enough, thanks, Mom.
00:13:04 So?
00:13:07 - I guess you can come inside and take a look at the place.
00:13:12 - Okay.
00:13:13 - So, this is my apartment.
00:13:20 - This is awesome.
00:13:22 - Is it?
00:13:23 - I'm getting really good vibes already.
00:13:25 - Okay.
00:13:26 - Who's this guy?
00:13:30 - That is my son, Finn.
00:13:32 He lives here too, but he's with his dad at the moment.
00:13:35 - Cool, looks like a happy kid.
00:13:38 - Come on, let me show you to your room.
00:13:41 So, this is how the last tenant left it.
00:13:47 Obviously, if you take the room,
00:13:48 you can do whatever you want with it.
00:13:50 - I love it, this is perfect.
00:13:54 When can I move in?
00:13:59 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, Chief.
00:14:02 I don't know anything about you.
00:14:03 - Okay, fire away.
00:14:07 - What do you do?
00:14:10 - I'm an artist.
00:14:12 - For work?
00:14:13 - Art, paint mostly.
00:14:16 - Why don't we do this?
00:14:22 Why don't we do like a three-month trial
00:14:25 just to see if it works out for both of us?
00:14:29 - Thanks, sounds great.
00:14:31 I promise you won't regret it.
00:14:32 - Hey.
00:14:51 What is it?
00:14:53 I really need to get to work.
00:14:54 - What is it?
00:14:55 What is it?
00:14:57 Look at me.
00:14:58 I've been crying all day.
00:15:00 I can't eat.
00:15:01 I barely had any sleep.
00:15:03 - Why?
00:15:04 - Your father.
00:15:05 - Shh, calm down.
00:15:08 - Are you telling me that his little announcement
00:15:10 last night had no effect on you at all?
00:15:12 - You mean the fact that my father
00:15:13 is marrying somebody three years younger than me?
00:15:16 Look, I'll be honest, Mom,
00:15:17 in the long list of embarrassing things
00:15:18 you and he have done in my life,
00:15:19 this doesn't even make the top five.
00:15:21 - Well, I'm very disturbed by it.
00:15:24 I mean, what was the man thinking?
00:15:25 Has he no shame?
00:15:27 - It's so embarrassing and cliched.
00:15:29 He's an old man, for God's sake.
00:15:31 I'm not going to that wedding by myself
00:15:34 to see him marry someone half his age
00:15:36 while everyone else is looking at me thinking,
00:15:39 "Oh, that poor, lonely old woman."
00:15:41 - Don't you think you're overreacting slightly?
00:15:43 - No, I don't.
00:15:45 This is an actual living nightmare.
00:15:47 But it's gonna be okay.
00:15:50 You know why?
00:15:52 - Why?
00:15:52 - Because Mama's got a plan.
00:15:56 - I don't like the sound of that.
00:15:57 - You and I are gonna get dates
00:15:59 for each other for the wedding.
00:16:00 - What?
00:16:01 Why am I involved?
00:16:03 - Because, sweetheart, as much as it kills me to say it,
00:16:06 your father was right about one thing.
00:16:08 You need to move on.
00:16:10 You've been divorced for two years.
00:16:12 It's time you started having some fun.
00:16:14 - I, I have fun.
00:16:18 - When?
00:16:19 When was the last time you had any fun?
00:16:21 Exactly.
00:16:24 This'll be good for the both of us.
00:16:26 Plus, you always say I go for the wrong man.
00:16:29 This time, you get to choose one for me.
00:16:32 This is how it's gonna happen.
00:16:33 You're gonna go undercover using my profile
00:16:36 on the dating apps to set up dates.
00:16:38 But when they arrive, you'll be sitting there.
00:16:41 You'll interview them for me.
00:16:42 You'll feel them out.
00:16:44 I'll do the same thing for you.
00:16:46 We'll be like each other's representatives.
00:16:48 What do you think?
00:16:49 - I think I need to get to work.
00:16:52 And I think you need some sleep.
00:16:54 - Mom, this is the craziest idea I've ever heard,
00:16:56 even for you.
00:16:57 I'm not interested.
00:16:59 Bye, Mom.
00:16:59 Oh, Ali, wait.
00:17:01 Think about it.
00:17:03 (upbeat music)
00:17:08 (alarm ringing)
00:17:11 (alarm beeping)
00:17:13 (gentle music)
00:17:35 (dramatic music)
00:17:38 (dramatic music)
00:17:40 (dramatic music)
00:17:43 (dramatic music)
00:18:09 (dramatic music)
00:18:11 (glass shattering)
00:18:17 - Morning.
00:18:18 - Oh my.
00:18:19 - Sleep well?
00:18:20 - No, not really.
00:18:22 I didn't realize I'd let the entire
00:18:23 New York Philharmonic move in too.
00:18:25 - I'm sorry.
00:18:26 You could hear that?
00:18:27 - Yeah.
00:18:28 Maybe get some headphones?
00:18:30 - Totally.
00:18:31 - My son's gonna be home soon.
00:18:35 And I would really rather the first thing that he see
00:18:37 not be a naked stranger in the apartment, so.
00:18:42 - Okay, absolutely.
00:18:45 I'll put a shirt on.
00:18:46 - And one more thing.
00:18:48 - You like it?
00:18:53 It's supposed to bring growth and prosperity to the home.
00:18:56 - It's a really nice gesture.
00:18:59 You can do anything that you want to your bedroom,
00:19:01 but the rest of the apartment is just how I like it.
00:19:06 - I'm sorry, I know that sounds--
00:19:08 - Uptight?
00:19:09 (laughs)
00:19:10 - Well.
00:19:11 - Not at all.
00:19:12 (dramatic music)
00:19:15 (glass shattering)
00:19:18 (car engine rumbling)
00:19:24 (footsteps thudding)
00:19:27 (gentle music)
00:19:42 - Hey buddy, my name's Ronan.
00:19:49 I'm your new roommate.
00:19:49 - Oh, I forgot to tell you, Vin's deaf.
00:19:52 - Oh.
00:19:53 (gentle music)
00:19:56 - He says it's nice to meet you.
00:20:08 - Likewise, dude.
00:20:09 Right, well I'm heading out.
00:20:15 You guys have a great day.
00:20:17 - Bye.
00:20:20 (gentle music)
00:20:22 (door creaking)
00:20:26 (gentle music)
00:20:28 (footsteps thudding)
00:20:32 (gentle music)
00:20:35 (gentle music)
00:20:38 (gentle music)
00:20:40 (phone ringing)
00:21:07 (phone ringing)
00:21:09 - Mom.
00:21:10 - Let's do it.
00:21:12 Why did I agree to this?
00:21:19 - Because it's fun, remember?
00:21:20 And it's nice for us to do fun things together.
00:21:23 - Most mothers and daughters bond at the beauty spa.
00:21:25 They don't do this.
00:21:26 - Well, I don't need a beauty spa.
00:21:29 You can't improve on perfection.
00:21:31 And besides, isn't it interesting?
00:21:33 - No, it's weird.
00:21:35 And the more that I think about it,
00:21:36 it might even be illegal.
00:21:37 - What are you talking about?
00:21:39 - Us pretending to be each other online
00:21:41 and then ambushing these poor men in person.
00:21:43 It could be fraud or entrapment.
00:21:47 At the very least, it's deception.
00:21:49 - Oh, will you relax?
00:21:50 Think of it as a social experiment.
00:21:53 Is your relative better suited to find you a partner?
00:21:56 I think it's fascinating.
00:21:57 I wrote about it online and one of my followers,
00:22:00 a journalist, well, he thought it was a fabulous idea.
00:22:03 He might even do a story on it.
00:22:04 - Great, because I would hate for this humiliating woman
00:22:07 in my life to go unnoticed by millions of people.
00:22:10 And why are we so dressed up?
00:22:12 We're not even going on real dates.
00:22:14 - That is no reason not to make an effort
00:22:17 to look nice when you leave the house.
00:22:19 You should try it more often.
00:22:20 (dramatic music)
00:22:23 - Thank you.
00:22:27 (dramatic music)
00:22:30 - Harry?
00:22:38 - Yes?
00:22:39 Sorry, do I know you?
00:22:42 - Not exactly.
00:22:44 I have a confession to make.
00:22:45 I'm Lillian.
00:22:49 Well, my mom is Lillian.
00:22:51 I've been using her profile to set up this date with you.
00:22:56 - Okay.
00:22:57 - So.
00:22:59 - Miles, prepare to have your mind blown.
00:23:19 You thought you were talking with Allie,
00:23:22 but actually you've been messaging me,
00:23:25 her mother, the whole time.
00:23:27 I'm here to decide if you are worthy enough
00:23:29 to date my daughter or not.
00:23:31 Welcome to the mother-daughter date swap experiment.
00:23:35 (laughing)
00:23:38 - Oh.
00:23:39 Okay.
00:23:43 - That's it?
00:23:45 You're not surprised?
00:23:46 - I guess so.
00:23:51 - All right.
00:23:55 So, tell me some more about yourself, Miles.
00:23:59 Something interesting.
00:24:03 - 36 years we were married.
00:24:17 - That is a long time.
00:24:20 - Childhood sweethearts.
00:24:22 - Well, we were more like best friends.
00:24:25 Still are.
00:24:26 We talk every day.
00:24:28 - That's so nice.
00:24:30 - And now I'm single and out on the town
00:24:33 and having new and exciting adventures.
00:24:35 Like meeting you.
00:24:36 - Thank you.
00:24:43 - Merci.
00:24:44 Cheers.
00:24:48 - Cheers.
00:24:50 - Mm.
00:24:50 That is heaven on a glass.
00:24:54 So Allie, tell me more about your mom.
00:24:59 She sounds fabulous.
00:25:01 - That's one word that we could use to describe her.
00:25:04 (laughing)
00:25:06 - Hmm.
00:25:09 Let's see.
00:25:17 Let's see.
00:25:17 Funny work stories.
00:25:24 Well.
00:25:29 Let me think.
00:25:34 - Then he and my mom got a divorce about 10 years ago
00:25:45 and she got this enormous payout in the settlement
00:25:48 and she's just been partying ever since.
00:25:50 Harry.
00:25:57 - I'm sorry.
00:25:58 I'm listening.
00:25:59 - Can I ask you a personal question?
00:26:03 - Yes, go ahead, yes.
00:26:04 - Do you think that you might be more interested in men?
00:26:11 - What?
00:26:13 Why would you ask that?
00:26:15 - Well, you've been checking that guy out
00:26:18 ever since I sat down and if I'm not mistaken,
00:26:20 he is flirting right back with you.
00:26:23 - Gina, that's...
00:26:25 He is?
00:26:29 - Yes.
00:26:30 Do you think that this could be a new
00:26:34 and exciting adventure for you?
00:26:35 - Yes.
00:26:38 Cheers.
00:26:43 (sighs)
00:26:46 - I have to admit, that was kind of fun.
00:26:48 - Well, good for you.
00:26:50 I got stuck with the most boring man on the planet.
00:26:53 (laughs)
00:26:54 - So you're not gonna give me his number then, are you?
00:26:57 - Not unless you're having trouble sleeping.
00:26:59 (laughs)
00:27:00 How was yours?
00:27:01 - He was really sweet.
00:27:04 I think you guys could be good friends,
00:27:06 but he's just pursuing other avenues right now.
00:27:11 (sighs)
00:27:13 Better luck next time.
00:27:14 - Back at you.
00:27:16 Goodnight, babe.
00:27:17 - Goodnight, mom.
00:27:18 - Oh, I love you.
00:27:19 - Love you too.
00:27:20 (light music)
00:27:24 - Whoa!
00:27:40 (thuds)
00:27:41 What are you doing?
00:27:43 - I was just brightening up the room.
00:27:45 The green was a little stifling,
00:27:46 so I figured I'd paint it white
00:27:47 and have a blank canvas and go from there.
00:27:49 What's the problem?
00:28:02 - What's the pro...
00:28:03 His clothes are ruined!
00:28:05 You realize that, right?
00:28:07 - I'm sorry, I can pay for...
00:28:08 - I'm not asking for your money.
00:28:10 I'm wondering why you thought this was okay
00:28:12 to do in the first place.
00:28:13 - You said I could do whatever I wanted with the room.
00:28:16 - Move the furniture around, not paint the walls.
00:28:19 You're not even here permanently.
00:28:20 We agreed on a three-month...
00:28:23 Actually, you know what?
00:28:24 This isn't working for me.
00:28:27 I would like you to please pack your things and leave.
00:28:29 Tomorrow morning.
00:28:30 (light music)
00:28:35 (suspenseful music)
00:28:38 (light music)
00:28:42 (sighs)
00:28:44 (light music)
00:28:46 (light music)
00:28:49 (light music)
00:28:51 (light music)
00:28:54 (light music)
00:28:56 (sighs)
00:29:06 (light music)
00:29:09 (sighs)
00:29:18 (sighs)
00:29:20 (light music)
00:29:23 - I'm going, I'm going.
00:29:24 - Just, just wait a minute.
00:29:26 I may have slightly overreacted last night.
00:29:30 I get it from my mother.
00:29:32 - No, it's cool.
00:29:33 I shouldn't have done that without asking you first.
00:29:35 - Well, that is true, but I have to admit
00:29:38 it was nice to see Finn having fun,
00:29:40 even though it was completely insane,
00:29:43 irresponsible, and reckless fun.
00:29:47 So if you want to,
00:29:49 why don't we just stick to the three month trial?
00:29:52 - Thanks.
00:29:55 - But we have to have some house rules.
00:29:57 - Okay.
00:29:58 - No more walking around here naked.
00:30:00 - I mean, I wasn't actually naked.
00:30:02 - No more late night symphonies.
00:30:04 - I already got the headphones.
00:30:05 - No more covering my child in paint.
00:30:07 - That's fair.
00:30:08 - And definitely no more wind chimes.
00:30:11 - I can live with that.
00:30:15 - How about I take you guys out to breakfast to apologize?
00:30:18 My treat.
00:30:20 - Okay.
00:30:21 - Crap Finn.
00:30:22 - Wow, I love that place.
00:30:31 Seriously, it might've been the best breakfast
00:30:33 I've ever had.
00:30:33 - Well, when you've lived in the city your whole life,
00:30:35 you get to know some of the great little hidden spots.
00:30:37 So where are you taking us now?
00:30:40 - Actually, right here.
00:30:44 - A wall?
00:30:46 - You see a wall, I see a blank canvas.
00:30:49 And in life, there's nothing better than a blank canvas.
00:30:51 Fresh start, endless possibilities.
00:30:53 - He wants to know why we're standing here
00:30:59 and actually so do I.
00:31:00 - I'm going to paint it.
00:31:02 I get paid to paint public murals in different cities.
00:31:07 That's why I'm here.
00:31:08 Actually, I have quite a bit following online.
00:31:10 - It's pretty impressive.
00:31:14 - Thank you.
00:31:15 What did he say?
00:31:19 - He asked if you could teach him.
00:31:20 - Painting?
00:31:21 Sure.
00:31:22 - No, you really don't have to.
00:31:24 - One condition though.
00:31:25 You show me around the city.
00:31:26 I want the real city,
00:31:28 not the fake touristy postcard stuff.
00:31:31 You said it yourself.
00:31:32 You know this place better than anyone.
00:31:33 - Yes, I'll teach you.
00:31:39 - Awesome.
00:31:40 It's gonna be fun.
00:31:42 (gentle music)
00:31:45 (laughing)
00:31:52 - Wow, Fred.
00:31:54 Easy, tiger.
00:31:56 (phone buzzing)
00:31:58 (phone chiming)
00:32:07 (gentle music)
00:32:10 - So where are you meeting him?
00:32:17 - Romanos.
00:32:18 - A restaurant?
00:32:19 - Oh, never pass up a free meal, darling.
00:32:22 - There's no such thing as a free meal, mother.
00:32:25 - And where are you meeting my future ex-husband?
00:32:27 - The park.
00:32:28 - The park?
00:32:29 If his idea of a romantic first date
00:32:31 is sitting in the park,
00:32:32 you can cross him off the list already.
00:32:34 - See, that's your problem.
00:32:36 You are so quick to judge.
00:32:38 Maybe he's organized a beautiful moonlit picnic
00:32:40 with flowers and champagne.
00:32:42 - All right, all right.
00:32:44 Point taken.
00:32:45 - See, you're starting to enjoy this.
00:32:48 - I am not.
00:32:49 Okay, just a look.
00:32:52 I have to admit, it was strangely liberating
00:32:54 to pretend to be you online.
00:32:55 - I just realized how much therapy I'm gonna need
00:32:58 after saying that out loud.
00:32:59 - Oh, and you even dressed up a bit.
00:33:02 - And is that makeup I see?
00:33:03 - Well, you know what's happening, darling.
00:33:06 - Nope, it's inevitable, sweetheart.
00:33:08 - Don't say it.
00:33:10 - You're turning into your mother.
00:33:12 - Okay, goodbye.
00:33:13 - Fred?
00:33:26 - Yes?
00:33:30 - Hi.
00:33:32 I'm Allie.
00:33:33 I'm Lillian's daughter.
00:33:35 - Oh, is she okay?
00:33:38 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's fine.
00:33:40 It's just,
00:33:42 my mom and I do this thing
00:33:45 where we try to find each other suitable partners,
00:33:48 so it's actually me you've been chatting with online.
00:33:52 I know it's weird,
00:33:55 and I totally understand if you wanna leave.
00:33:58 - No, no.
00:34:01 - So it's kind of like a job interview?
00:34:04 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, kinda.
00:34:06 - Oh, okay.
00:34:10 I'm a little embarrassed.
00:34:12 I mean, I bought flowers.
00:34:15 - Oh, no, no, don't be.
00:34:16 I'll take them to her.
00:34:18 She loves flowers,
00:34:18 so actually, you're off to a great start.
00:34:29 - So what do we do now?
00:34:31 - Well, we just do whatever you were planning on doing,
00:34:34 and I get to know you a little bit better.
00:34:36 - Oh, right.
00:34:38 Well, I was thinking we could take a walk through the park,
00:34:43 and then, as a surprise,
00:34:45 I booked us a table at a restaurant.
00:34:48 - That's perfect.
00:34:49 Let's do that.
00:34:51 - Oh, yeah.
00:34:52 It's my favorite little Italian place.
00:34:54 Romano's?
00:34:56 (chuckles)
00:34:58 - So, Johnny, what exactly is it that you do?
00:35:06 - I guess you could say I'm an online personality.
00:35:09 - And that's a job now?
00:35:12 - It is when you have over two million followers.
00:35:15 - Wow, how did you do that?
00:35:17 - I had a couple of videos that went viral,
00:35:19 you know, pranking people in the city,
00:35:20 that kind of stuff.
00:35:21 It just caught fire from there.
00:35:23 (people chattering)
00:35:26 Are you okay?
00:35:35 - What?
00:35:36 Oh, yes, I'm fine.
00:35:38 Thank you.
00:35:42 - You're welcome.
00:35:43 (Johnny groans)
00:35:52 (Johnny sighs)
00:35:55 - Sorry, old habits.
00:35:59 - Huh.
00:36:01 - Hmm.
00:36:04 - So let's get back to your daughter.
00:36:15 Are you two close?
00:36:16 - Actually, right now, we're very close.
00:36:20 (people chattering)
00:36:23 - So tell me about your mom.
00:36:26 - What would you like to know?
00:36:29 - How old is she?
00:36:30 - She's 66.
00:36:32 (Johnny coughs)
00:36:33 She's 63.
00:36:35 (Johnny coughs)
00:36:38 She's in her late 50s.
00:36:40 - Do you want some water?
00:36:43 - No, just a little risotto got stuck.
00:36:45 - Oh, and why did your parents get a divorce
00:36:48 if you don't mind my asking?
00:36:50 - Oh, no, no, not at all.
00:36:52 It was a lot of things, really.
00:36:54 I think the final nail in the coffin
00:36:55 was when my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend.
00:36:57 (Johnny burps)
00:37:00 Never a dull moment.
00:37:02 Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so clumsy.
00:37:06 - Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:07 - I'm fine.
00:37:08 I just need to go to the bathroom.
00:37:10 I'll be right back.
00:37:11 - I think I recognize that--
00:37:16 - You really like this place, don't you?
00:37:18 - Yes.
00:37:21 It brings back a lot of memories.
00:37:24 My wife and I used to come here all the--
00:37:31 I'm sorry.
00:37:34 We've been apart for a long while,
00:37:37 but it still hurts.
00:37:39 - It's okay, don't apologize.
00:37:44 (Johnny sobs)
00:37:46 - Do you want my napkin, too?
00:37:48 - I'm sorry.
00:37:53 - Guys, you are not gonna believe this.
00:37:58 I am totally being catfished right now
00:38:00 by some crazy old woman.
00:38:01 - Hey, don't say that about her.
00:38:04 - You're the one I was talking to online.
00:38:08 - You give me your phone.
00:38:09 - You're your daughter.
00:38:10 - Is your name really Allie?
00:38:11 - Don't give me your phone.
00:38:12 - This one is a fan of his.
00:38:13 - Get back here.
00:38:13 - Is your name really your daughter?
00:38:14 - Give me that phone.
00:38:15 - Good God, man, she told you to stop filming her.
00:38:17 - Yeah, old man.
00:38:19 Who are you, the dad, the uncle?
00:38:20 - Fred, Fred, Fred.
00:38:21 - What kind of crazy family is this?
00:38:22 - Fred, I'm so sorry.
00:38:24 - Fred, this is my mom, Lillian.
00:38:34 Lillian, this is Fred.
00:38:36 - Listen, I don't mean to be rude or anything,
00:38:42 but this is a little bit too weird for me.
00:38:45 I'm sorry.
00:38:47 - That man spent 30 years running into burning buildings
00:38:53 and we scared him off.
00:38:54 - He's right, mom.
00:38:56 This is nuts.
00:38:58 You're nuts.
00:39:00 - I'm out.
00:39:01 - Allie.
00:39:02 - These were for you.
00:39:05 - Allie.
00:39:08 (train whistling)
00:39:10 - Good morning.
00:39:26 - Is it?
00:39:29 - What are you doing right now?
00:39:32 - Well, I just dropped Vin off at school
00:39:34 and I was gonna go back to bed
00:39:35 because I got about eight minutes of sleep last night.
00:39:37 - I've got a better plan.
00:39:39 You're gonna get up and we're gonna go out
00:39:41 and you're gonna show me around the city.
00:39:43 - Right now?
00:39:44 - Right now.
00:39:44 We made a deal, remember?
00:39:46 - All right.
00:39:49 I know where we're gonna go first.
00:39:51 - Go.
00:39:52 (light music)
00:39:55 Enjoy.
00:40:02 (light music)
00:40:05 - Yeah.
00:40:06 Oh, shopping's right here.
00:40:07 - Yeah, I like to come up here
00:40:08 when it's quiet in the mornings.
00:40:10 Hi, Tony.
00:40:10 - Hey, how's it going?
00:40:12 - I will just take the usual, please.
00:40:14 - Up two.
00:40:14 - Coming right up.
00:40:15 - So you're gonna love this coffee.
00:40:18 It's really good.
00:40:20 - We'll see.
00:40:21 - It's very close to the house too.
00:40:23 - Here you go.
00:40:24 - Thank you.
00:40:25 - Excellent.
00:40:25 - You got this, yeah?
00:40:26 - Oh, thank you.
00:40:27 - Keep the change, please.
00:40:28 - Thank you. - Thank you.
00:40:29 - Oh.
00:40:31 (slurping)
00:40:33 - Whoa.
00:40:34 - Told you.
00:40:35 - This is fantastic.
00:40:36 - Bless you, man.
00:40:37 - I've traveled all over this country
00:40:39 and this is probably one of the best cups of coffee
00:40:41 I've ever had.
00:40:42 - Wow, thanks.
00:40:43 - Okay.
00:40:45 - How long you lived here?
00:40:48 - Born and raised, my friend.
00:40:50 My parents moved here from Italy back in the '70s.
00:40:54 - Okay.
00:40:55 - Yeah, my pops, he taught me how to
00:40:57 make authentic Italian coffee.
00:40:59 Not like that junkie getting those soulless
00:41:00 copper joints.
00:41:02 - Ever think about opening up your own shop?
00:41:03 - Oh man, I'm trying.
00:41:04 Yeah, but going against the big boys,
00:41:06 it's not easy.
00:41:08 But I'm not giving up.
00:41:09 - That's the spirit.
00:41:10 That's what I'm looking for in this city.
00:41:12 Do you mind if I take a couple photos?
00:41:13 - Yeah, go ahead.
00:41:15 - I'm so sorry, Tony, he's from California.
00:41:17 - Oh no, no problem at all.
00:41:19 I always said I was gonna be famous one day.
00:41:21 - There you go.
00:41:24 - Well, what about you two?
00:41:25 Are you dating or something?
00:41:27 - No.
00:41:27 - Wow.
00:41:29 - I'm sorry, we're just--
00:41:31 - Friends.
00:41:32 - Roommates.
00:41:33 - Right, well, you look like a good looking couple,
00:41:38 that's all I'm saying.
00:41:39 - Thank you, Tony.
00:41:41 Come on, let's go.
00:41:42 - Nice meeting you.
00:41:43 - Nice meeting you.
00:41:45 - Yeah, next, how you doing?
00:41:46 - I just love guys like Tony.
00:41:49 - What?
00:41:50 - You love him?
00:41:51 - What's wrong with that?
00:41:53 - You've met him one time.
00:41:55 - Yeah, and I probably learned more about him today
00:41:57 than you had the last hundred times
00:41:58 you got coffee from him.
00:41:59 - Yeah, and if I have to admit,
00:42:00 that was kind of embarrassing.
00:42:02 - Embarrassing for who?
00:42:04 He didn't seem embarrassed.
00:42:06 I definitely wasn't embarrassed.
00:42:08 So that just leaves.
00:42:09 - You know, you throw that word around a lot.
00:42:14 Like, I love this, I love that, I love this bench.
00:42:20 - What's wrong with this bench?
00:42:22 - It's just a bench.
00:42:24 No, first of all, it's not just a bench, all right?
00:42:28 Right now, this bench is the setting
00:42:30 for our sparkling conversation.
00:42:32 This bench has a whole life and a history of its own.
00:42:35 Imagine how many people have slept on this bench
00:42:38 or had lunch on this bench,
00:42:40 or their first kiss,
00:42:41 marriage proposal on this bench, you know?
00:42:45 Nothing is ever just anything.
00:42:47 It's a very mean thing to say.
00:42:49 I think you should apologize to the bench.
00:42:54 - You're kidding.
00:42:55 You're serious?
00:43:01 Okay, fine.
00:43:04 I'm sorry, bench.
00:43:10 - You just apologized to a bench.
00:43:15 I mean, come on.
00:43:15 - Let's get this over with.
00:43:18 - So let me get this straight.
00:43:23 You and your mom switched dating app profiles
00:43:25 so you could help find each other a date
00:43:27 to your dad's wedding?
00:43:28 - That was the plan, but after last night,
00:43:30 I'm done with all of it.
00:43:32 - Why, what happened?
00:43:33 - Well, the guy that I was talking to started crying
00:43:35 and I was publicly humiliated in front of millions of people.
00:43:38 - That's a bad date.
00:43:39 Why can't you just go to the wedding by yourself?
00:43:43 - It's...
00:43:44 You know, actually, just wait right here a minute.
00:43:48 I need to grab a few things.
00:43:49 I'll be right back.
00:43:50 (dramatic music)
00:43:53 - Great.
00:44:10 That's great.
00:44:11 Perfect, perfect.
00:44:12 Perfect.
00:44:19 - Ali, did you know Joe's been running the store
00:44:22 since before I was born?
00:44:23 - Word of advice, maybe don't take people's pictures
00:44:37 without asking them first.
00:44:39 People are a little bit more uptight around here.
00:44:40 - Yeah, I noticed.
00:44:42 - What is that supposed to mean?
00:44:44 - Nothing, just a vibe I've been picking up on lately.
00:44:47 - You people and your vibes.
00:44:49 What does that even mean?
00:44:51 I swear it must be all that sunshine on the West Coast.
00:44:53 It boils your brains.
00:44:55 Seriously, isn't it exhausting?
00:44:59 - What?
00:45:00 - Just being so happy all the time.
00:45:02 - No, I mean, life's short.
00:45:05 You gotta enjoy every moment.
00:45:07 - But you can't be happy all the time.
00:45:09 There's gotta be something that makes you sad.
00:45:11 Come on, what is it?
00:45:12 - Oh, cool.
00:45:15 (gentle music)
00:45:18 - You wanna dance?
00:45:21 - No.
00:45:22 - Come on.
00:45:23 - I don't dance.
00:45:24 - Come on, come on, come on.
00:45:25 - I can't.
00:45:26 - All right, we lost.
00:45:28 Madam, we care to dance.
00:45:29 (gentle music)
00:45:32 (gentle music)
00:45:35 (gentle music)
00:45:37 (gentle music)
00:45:40 (audience applauding)
00:46:04 (gentle music)
00:46:07 - Oh, I'm gonna get the lobster.
00:46:18 And maybe a bottle of shipping.
00:46:20 - Hi, sweetheart.
00:46:29 - Hello, father.
00:46:30 - You remember Sophia, don't you?
00:46:32 - Hi.
00:46:32 - Yes, of course.
00:46:34 We went to school together.
00:46:35 You were in the year of a lumpy, right?
00:46:37 - Don't worry, honey.
00:46:38 It's just my daughter's attempt at humor.
00:46:41 - Humor.
00:46:43 Oh, right, right.
00:46:47 (laughing)
00:46:49 What a coincidence.
00:46:53 Of all the restaurants in the city, you could have chosen.
00:46:56 - Really?
00:46:57 Your mother told me I could find you here.
00:46:59 - You couldn't have just called?
00:47:00 - I try calling, you just don't pick up.
00:47:03 - I'm sorry, the last few weeks have been pretty eventful.
00:47:07 - Now that I have your attention,
00:47:09 I wanna ask you something.
00:47:11 - Oh, goody.
00:47:12 - It would mean a lot to me, to both of us,
00:47:15 if you would say a few words at the wedding,
00:47:17 as my only child.
00:47:19 - Please.
00:47:20 What do you want me to say?
00:47:22 - Just say anything you wanna say about me.
00:47:25 - Well, no, I don't wanna ruin anyone's day.
00:47:27 (laughing)
00:47:30 (soft music)
00:47:33 - Fine, but it will literally be just a few words.
00:47:37 - Thank you, thank you.
00:47:38 Oh, and I'm presuming you don't need a plus one.
00:47:42 - Why do you presume that?
00:47:43 - Oh, I just thought that it's in two weeks time
00:47:46 and you hadn't mentioned anybody
00:47:48 that you were going to bring to the wedding.
00:47:50 - Actually, Dad, I do need a plus one,
00:47:54 because I am seeing someone.
00:47:56 - Well, that's great.
00:47:57 - Yeah.
00:47:58 - Well, who is it?
00:47:59 - He's just this really handsome,
00:48:04 reliable, successful guy with great teeth.
00:48:08 - Okay, well, I look forward to meeting him.
00:48:11 - Me too.
00:48:13 (soft music)
00:48:17 - Mom, experiment's back on.
00:48:25 (soft music)
00:48:27 (upbeat music)
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00:50:33 (soft music)
00:50:46 (soft music)
00:50:49 - Mike?
00:50:55 Whoa.
00:50:58 I mean, hi.
00:51:01 I'm Lillian, Ali's mom.
00:51:03 May I have a seat?
00:51:05 - Oh, yes, of course.
00:51:07 - I imagine you're wondering what's going on.
00:51:11 Well.
00:51:14 (soft music)
00:51:16 (soft music)
00:51:29 Hi.
00:51:43 (soft music)
00:51:45 You know something?
00:51:46 You're not gonna believe this,
00:51:49 but I knew there was something weird going on.
00:51:52 - Really?
00:51:53 - Yes, when I was messaging Ali,
00:51:56 or thought I was messaging Ali,
00:51:58 I kept getting this feeling I was talking
00:52:00 to someone more mature.
00:52:02 - Well, I don't know about that.
00:52:04 She is far more mature than me.
00:52:06 - Now, it's more like a confidence in the way you spoke.
00:52:12 I guess with age comes a freedom to just be who you are
00:52:15 and not care what anyone thinks.
00:52:17 - Oh, absolutely.
00:52:22 - That's why I've always loved being around people
00:52:28 who are older than me.
00:52:29 They're so much more open, honest, easy to talk to.
00:52:36 (soft music)
00:52:40 (soft music)
00:52:42 - Oh, back to my daughter, Ali.
00:52:45 - Right, yes, tell me all about her.
00:52:49 (soft music)
00:52:54 (announcer mumbling)
00:53:09 - Hi.
00:53:10 This is awesome.
00:53:12 - I thought you might like it.
00:53:14 - I love it.
00:53:15 The old bar stools, sticky floors,
00:53:19 paint peeling off the wall.
00:53:21 Literally, it looks like this place
00:53:23 has not been remodeled in 50 years.
00:53:26 I can literally smell the memories.
00:53:30 - That's bleach.
00:53:33 - Can I get a beer, please?
00:53:38 (soft music)
00:53:40 Thank you.
00:53:43 Angry bartender as well.
00:53:46 - Let me guess, you love him.
00:53:49 - I do, I love him.
00:53:51 I love this.
00:53:52 This is exactly the kind of vibe I was looking for.
00:53:55 - Well, that's why I invited you here.
00:53:56 Cheers.
00:53:57 - Thank you.
00:53:58 I thought you invited me here
00:54:04 'cause I was auditioning to date your mom.
00:54:06 I mean, you can if you want to.
00:54:09 - Maybe I do.
00:54:12 What's she like?
00:54:12 Is she cute?
00:54:14 I mean, she must be.
00:54:16 She made you.
00:54:17 Sorry.
00:54:19 Please forget I said that.
00:54:23 - It's already forgotten.
00:54:25 That's Derek Dominguez.
00:54:31 - You like baseball?
00:54:33 - No, I can't stand baseball.
00:54:35 I hate all sports, but my dad's his agent.
00:54:39 - Your dad's Derek Dominguez's agent?
00:54:41 Your dad must be--
00:54:45 - Rich, yeah.
00:54:47 - But you are broke.
00:54:52 - Yeah.
00:54:54 - How'd that happen?
00:54:58 - I'm going to the bathroom.
00:55:03 [upbeat music]
00:55:06 - I guess I should ask you some questions
00:55:18 to see if you and my mom are gonna be a good match.
00:55:20 - Yeah, go ahead.
00:55:22 - Ever been married?
00:55:23 - Nope.
00:55:24 Long-term relationships and my job don't really mix.
00:55:28 Never stay in one place very long.
00:55:31 - What about kids?
00:55:32 You wanna settle down?
00:55:33 - Well, I'd be like a home.
00:55:35 I've never really had one.
00:55:37 I was adopted when I was five months old.
00:55:40 I never met my real parents.
00:55:44 The lady that you talked to the other day on the phone,
00:55:46 she adopted me and her and her husband were great parents.
00:55:49 Don't get me wrong, they were great.
00:55:51 They've been the best parents anybody could ask for.
00:55:54 It's just a strange thing about being adopted.
00:55:57 It's like you never feel comfortable anywhere.
00:56:01 So I think that's why I've always been moving around
00:56:04 place to place, looking for that home I've never had.
00:56:08 Congratulations, you found something that makes me sad.
00:56:13 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:56:15 - I'm kidding.
00:56:16 My turn.
00:56:20 - What?
00:56:21 - If I'm gonna be your stepdad one day,
00:56:25 I need to know a little bit more about you.
00:56:28 - That is a terrifying thought.
00:56:30 (laughing)
00:56:32 - Come on, I just gave you my whole sob story.
00:56:34 What about your dad?
00:56:36 - It's complicated.
00:56:37 I'm an only child.
00:56:41 And my whole life, I feel like he wished I was a boy.
00:56:47 It's like I've been this 35 year long disappointment to him.
00:56:50 He was always trying to get me interested in sports.
00:56:54 He was signing me up for Little League
00:56:55 even though I was terrible.
00:56:57 Making me watch football over Thanksgiving.
00:56:58 You know, even as an adult, he got me a job at his agency,
00:57:02 which by the way, I didn't deserve
00:57:03 and I was completely unqualified for.
00:57:06 He just, he couldn't understand why I turned him down.
00:57:11 Why I don't want his money.
00:57:13 But it's because I want my own life.
00:57:15 You understand.
00:57:17 And I'll know that everything I get
00:57:22 will be because I earned it.
00:57:26 I just want Finn to grow up and be proud of his mom.
00:57:30 But my dad,
00:57:33 sometimes he just makes me wanna scream.
00:57:38 - So do it.
00:57:41 - What?
00:57:42 - Scream.
00:57:43 - No, I can't.
00:57:45 - Come on, you gotta get that stuff out of your system.
00:57:49 Seriously, I do it all the time.
00:57:51 Come on.
00:57:55 Come on, come on, you gotta let it out.
00:57:56 - Broden. - Come on.
00:57:57 - I can't.
00:57:59 - Look it, there's no one around.
00:58:03 Seriously, you can't hold it in, you gotta let it go.
00:58:06 (screams)
00:58:09 Oh, what was that?
00:58:11 You lose control, you gotta let it go, come on.
00:58:13 (screams)
00:58:19 All right, feel better?
00:58:21 - Actually, yeah.
00:58:22 - Are you all okay?
00:58:23 - Come on.
00:58:25 Yes, I'm so sorry, I'm fine.
00:58:28 You said there wasn't anybody around.
00:58:30 - Except for them.
00:58:31 - I don't think it's a good idea.
00:58:40 - Yeah, sorry.
00:58:41 - Friends, right?
00:58:44 - Roommates.
00:58:53 - Oh.
00:58:54 - Oh, that's good news.
00:58:55 - Yeah.
00:58:58 (somber music)
00:59:01 (car engine rumbling)
00:59:04 (somber music)
00:59:08 (somber music)
00:59:10 (somber music)
00:59:13 (somber music)
00:59:16 (somber music)
00:59:21 (sighs)
00:59:42 (somber music)
00:59:45 - Well, don't you just look gorgeous?
00:59:50 - Thanks.
00:59:51 I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
00:59:52 - You know, I have an outfit just like that.
00:59:54 - You really are turning into me.
00:59:56 - Well, I'm really gonna be sick.
00:59:57 - You're gonna be fine.
00:59:58 - It's a lot less nerve wracking
01:00:01 when I can pretend to be you online.
01:00:02 - Just relax, Mike's a great guy.
01:00:05 We're gonna have a fabulous time.
01:00:07 - Thanks, Mom.
01:00:11 - I'm sorry we didn't find you somebody.
01:00:12 - Oh, please.
01:00:14 I'm sure there'll be plenty of single, hunky sportsmen
01:00:17 at the wedding anyway.
01:00:18 I can't wait to meet this new roommate.
01:00:34 Finn seems to love him.
01:00:36 - Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
01:00:39 - What do you mean?
01:00:41 - Nothing.
01:00:42 - I gotta go.
01:00:43 Please don't forget his homework.
01:00:44 - Honey, I know it's hard to believe
01:00:46 because of my youthful good looks,
01:00:48 but I am actually his grandmother, okay?
01:00:50 I know what I'm doing.
01:00:52 Now go, have fun, and give Mike my love.
01:00:54 - Well, I mean, you know, tell him I said hi.
01:01:00 - Okay, bye.
01:01:01 (laughs)
01:01:04 (soft music)
01:01:06 - Allie.
01:01:16 - Oh, hi.
01:01:20 - Hi, sorry about that.
01:01:22 I'm a little nervous.
01:01:24 - Don't worry, so am I.
01:01:25 Turns out I'm a lot more comfortable
01:01:27 being the matchmaker than being the match.
01:01:29 Shall we sit down?
01:01:33 - Oh, yes, sorry.
01:01:34 Wow, I can really see the likeness,
01:01:43 with your mom, I mean.
01:01:44 - I'm just gonna go ahead and hope that's a compliment.
01:01:48 - It is.
01:01:50 Your mom is very beautiful,
01:01:52 and now I can see where she gets it from.
01:01:54 Or where you get it from, I guess.
01:01:59 - Hey, I saw you on that new Johnny Zane video
01:02:03 in the restaurant.
01:02:04 That was hilarious.
01:02:05 - I haven't seen it.
01:02:07 - Oh, well, it's right here on my phone if you--
01:02:08 - No, no, thanks.
01:02:10 So, Mike, one of the rules of our little experiment
01:02:22 was that my mom couldn't tell me anything about you.
01:02:25 So what do you do?
01:02:27 - I work in advertising.
01:02:30 - Oh, yeah?
01:02:31 - Have you heard of MKMC?
01:02:33 - Should I have?
01:02:36 - No, it's just,
01:02:39 it's one of the largest ad agencies in the city.
01:02:43 - That's cool.
01:02:45 So you work there?
01:02:46 - I own it.
01:02:49 - Wow.
01:02:52 - The MK, Mike Kennedy.
01:02:55 Hi.
01:02:57 - Impressive.
01:02:58 - So would you have done any ads that I would have seen?
01:03:01 - Well, we just did the new campaign for Captain Jack's.
01:03:07 - My son loves that cereal.
01:03:09 Wait, so you did the ad?
01:03:13 ♪ Ahoy, me mateys, it's time we relax ♪
01:03:17 ♪ So drop the anger ♪
01:03:19 ♪ And pass the Captain Jack ♪
01:03:21 (laughing)
01:03:23 ♪ You are not the girl ♪
01:03:27 ♪ Oh, I got a love ♪
01:03:31 (clinking)
01:03:33 (clinking)
01:03:35 (clinking)
01:03:38 (clinking)
01:03:40 (clinking)
01:04:06 (clinking)
01:04:09 - Oh, hi.
01:04:17 - So this must be the new mysterious roommates.
01:04:22 - And you must be Allie's sister.
01:04:25 - Ha, Allie warned me about your silver tongue.
01:04:28 - Really?
01:04:29 - But she forgot to mention just how cute you were.
01:04:32 (laughing)
01:04:34 (chiming)
01:04:36 - Great.
01:04:46 Ooh.
01:04:48 (laughing)
01:04:53 Yes, nice.
01:04:56 (laughing)
01:05:01 - Oh, Allie.
01:05:04 (clearing throat)
01:05:04 - What?
01:05:05 - Well, Ronan asked if he could take a photograph of me
01:05:08 and I was just giving him some options.
01:05:11 - She has an awesome vibe.
01:05:12 - Oh, she's definitely got something.
01:05:15 (laughing)
01:05:17 - Sorry.
01:05:26 - So, come on, how did it go?
01:05:29 - It was nice.
01:05:31 He's nice.
01:05:33 - Nice?
01:05:34 I find you the most eligible man in America
01:05:36 and you tell me he's nice?
01:05:38 - Okay, he was more than that.
01:05:40 He was great.
01:05:42 He was an Adonis.
01:05:44 That's excellent work, Mother.
01:05:45 Are you happy now?
01:05:46 - Are you gonna invite him to the wedding?
01:05:50 - I don't know, it was a first date.
01:05:53 It felt like it might be a bit much,
01:05:55 but we're going out again in the next few days,
01:05:57 so if it goes well, then maybe.
01:06:01 (gentle music)
01:06:03 - That's great.
01:06:05 - Yeah, great.
01:06:06 - Great.
01:06:09 So then, I guess my work is done here.
01:06:15 Thanks, Mom.
01:06:17 - It was my pleasure, sweetheart.
01:06:20 - And Ronan, it was lovely to meet you.
01:06:24 - You too.
01:06:26 (gentle music)
01:06:29 - Toodles, darlings.
01:06:32 - Bye, Mom.
01:06:33 - I was about to make feta grilled cheese.
01:06:38 Do you want one?
01:06:40 Before you answer, you should know
01:06:41 that I've been voted best grilled cheese maker
01:06:43 in 49 states and I just need this last one
01:06:46 to complete the set.
01:06:47 - Sure, why not?
01:06:50 - Coming right up.
01:06:51 (door creaking)
01:06:56 - He said--
01:06:57 - Thank you, right?
01:06:58 I'm picking it up slowly.
01:07:01 How do you say you're welcome?
01:07:03 (gentle music)
01:07:06 - No, that's how you sign you're welcome.
01:07:12 - I got it.
01:07:12 - Nailed it.
01:07:14 (laughing)
01:07:17 (gentle music)
01:07:19 He said he already finished his homework.
01:07:22 Is that true?
01:07:24 (gentle music)
01:07:27 - Oh, I love that kid.
01:07:36 Sorry, I mean, I like that kid.
01:07:38 - I think he likes you too.
01:07:41 And honestly, that's what worries me.
01:07:44 - Why?
01:07:45 - He gets really attached to people
01:07:47 and then when they leave, he gets hurt
01:07:48 and I have to pick up the pieces.
01:07:50 - I'm not planning on leaving anytime soon.
01:07:53 I like it here.
01:07:55 - Hmm.
01:07:56 (gentle music)
01:07:58 - All those for me?
01:08:11 - What?
01:08:12 Oh.
01:08:13 I'm looking for, does Allie live here?
01:08:18 - Yeah, she lives with me.
01:08:19 - Oh.
01:08:21 Okay.
01:08:23 Uh, she didn't mention that.
01:08:26 - Really?
01:08:28 - Well, sorry.
01:08:33 I'll just, nice to meet you.
01:08:36 (gentle music)
01:08:40 (footsteps)
01:08:42 - Mike.
01:08:59 Hi.
01:09:00 I was just checking to see
01:09:02 if we were still seeing each other today.
01:09:04 You met who?
01:09:09 (gentle music)
01:09:12 - Hey.
01:09:14 Hey!
01:09:16 - Whoa.
01:09:19 - What are you doing?
01:09:20 - Uh, working.
01:09:23 - With Mike.
01:09:24 - That, that was a misunderstanding.
01:09:29 - Why would you tell him that we're together?
01:09:31 - I didn't.
01:09:32 I just didn't tell him we're not.
01:09:34 - What?
01:09:35 - It's no big deal.
01:09:38 Just chill.
01:09:39 - Don't tell me to chill.
01:09:41 - Why are you so upset?
01:09:42 - Because this might be a fun little sightseeing tour
01:09:44 for you, Ronan, but this is my actual life.
01:09:47 Do you understand what that means?
01:09:50 - Yeah, but you're being--
01:09:51 - No, I don't think you do understand.
01:09:52 I don't think you understand the effect
01:09:54 that your actions have on other people.
01:09:57 You, you think that you could just float around the country,
01:09:59 painting pictures, taking photos,
01:10:01 spreading your positive vibe without any consequences.
01:10:04 - What about you?
01:10:05 - What about me?
01:10:07 - You're acting like nothing happened the other night
01:10:09 when you know I have feelings for you.
01:10:11 - Ronan, you have feelings for trash
01:10:13 that you find on the street.
01:10:16 Your feelings, your feelings are meaningless.
01:10:18 - I know you feel something too.
01:10:21 I know you do.
01:10:22 - You don't know anything about me.
01:10:24 You've been in my life for three weeks now
01:10:25 and you're telling me how I feel?
01:10:27 I'm the working mom of a deaf child.
01:10:30 That's real life.
01:10:34 I need somebody solid and reliable
01:10:37 and mentally ready to take that on.
01:10:39 Not some drifter who could just disappear
01:10:43 to another state at the drop of a hat
01:10:45 to paint some stupid wall.
01:10:46 - I actually got offered a job in Canada.
01:10:51 I was going to turn it down.
01:10:55 - Why?
01:10:56 - So I could stay here and be with you.
01:10:58 (gentle music)
01:11:04 - Take the job.
01:11:05 I don't think it's a good idea
01:11:07 for you to be in the apartment anymore.
01:11:09 - I'm okay.
01:11:13 I'll have everything gone by Saturday.
01:11:16 I'll be out by the time you get back from the wedding.
01:11:20 - Good.
01:11:22 (gentle music)
01:11:24 (footsteps thudding)
01:11:27 (gentle music)
01:11:30 (footsteps thudding)
01:11:33 (gentle music)
01:11:36 (Jane sighing)
01:11:58 (footsteps thudding)
01:12:01 (gentle music)
01:12:03 (leaves rustling)
01:12:24 (Jane sighing)
01:12:28 (gentle music)
01:12:31 (footsteps thudding)
01:12:34 (gentle music)
01:12:41 - Thanks.
01:12:51 So?
01:12:55 - Yeah, I'm pretty much all packed up.
01:12:58 I just gotta do a few more things and my flight's at 8.30.
01:13:01 - Okay.
01:13:02 We could just leave the keys on the table.
01:13:05 - Yeah.
01:13:06 (gentle music)
01:13:08 (footsteps thudding)
01:13:24 (gentle music)
01:13:26 - I feel horrible.
01:13:38 - Well, he's getting used to it.
01:13:39 - Can you promise him I'll come visit sometime?
01:13:44 - I'm not gonna do that.
01:13:46 I better, um...
01:13:51 - Of course.
01:13:52 (Jane sighing)
01:13:54 - Bye.
01:13:55 - Bye.
01:13:57 (gentle music)
01:13:59 (gentle music)
01:14:14 (footsteps thudding)
01:14:17 (upbeat music)
01:14:35 ♪ Bring it on ♪
01:14:37 ♪ So I got it ♪
01:14:42 ♪ Bring it on ♪
01:14:46 ♪ I'm ready for something, something new ♪
01:14:50 ♪ I'm ready to show the world what I can do ♪
01:14:54 ♪ It's gonna be rocket, don't you see ♪
01:14:59 ♪ 'Cause I'm ready for it ♪
01:15:02 ♪ So come on, bring it on ♪
01:15:06 ♪ I'm moving on, I'm feeling strong ♪
01:15:09 ♪ Got my back on the floor, I'm singing a song ♪
01:15:13 ♪ So bring it on, bring it on ♪
01:15:17 - Hi, everyone.
01:15:20 (man cheering)
01:15:21 (audience applauding)
01:15:24 Don't get excited.
01:15:29 I'm not one to make speeches, so I'll make this short.
01:15:31 I wanna thank everybody for coming out today.
01:15:34 I know a lot of you traveled to be here
01:15:36 and we appreciate that.
01:15:38 Without a doubt, this is the happiest day of my life.
01:15:41 Something I always say to my clients
01:15:46 is never forget how lucky you are
01:15:48 to play the sport you love for a living.
01:15:51 Now I realize today that I'm very lucky
01:15:55 because this gorgeous woman has agreed
01:15:57 to spend the rest of her life with me.
01:16:01 The rest of your life.
01:16:02 I love you, Sophia.
01:16:04 - I love you too.
01:16:05 (audience applauding)
01:16:10 - Okay, okay, okay, that's enough for me.
01:16:14 Next up is my daughter, Allie,
01:16:17 who I'm sure has nothing but nice things to say about me.
01:16:20 (gentle music)
01:16:29 (audience applauding)
01:16:32 - Sorry, sorry everybody.
01:16:43 So yes, I am his daughter and not Sophia's older sister
01:16:54 as some of you may have thought.
01:16:56 (laughing)
01:16:58 But seriously, I am thrilled to be here
01:17:04 and I am sure that the pair of you
01:17:08 are going to have a lifetime of happiness together.
01:17:11 I'm sorry.
01:17:17 I can't say those things.
01:17:22 Those are meaningless words
01:17:24 that you're supposed to say at times
01:17:26 like this, but it's not the truth.
01:17:29 The truth is, is that I don't know
01:17:33 if they'll be together and happy forever.
01:17:36 I hope that they will be,
01:17:39 but that's not how most of these things work out.
01:17:43 I thought my mom and my dad would be,
01:17:48 I thought my ex-husband and I would be.
01:17:53 (gentle music)
01:17:56 But that's not reality.
01:17:59 Reality is painful and uncomfortable and heartbreaking
01:18:05 and we make mistakes and we hurt each other.
01:18:08 And it can be really hard to forgive, like really hard,
01:18:16 but you have to try, especially when it's family.
01:18:22 You have to talk to each other
01:18:23 and be honest about your feelings.
01:18:25 And the truth is, I'm not thrilled to be here.
01:18:28 I didn't even wanna come.
01:18:32 My dad and I, we don't have a great relationship.
01:18:36 My entire life, I have felt like a failure to him.
01:18:41 And I'm realizing that I've never talked to him about that.
01:18:44 And maybe I just made that up inside my head
01:18:46 and I let it fester and I kept it inside
01:18:48 instead of talking to him about it.
01:18:51 (gentle music)
01:18:53 But that's the really beautiful thing about life.
01:18:55 It's never too late to start again.
01:18:59 Every day is a blank canvas.
01:19:03 I'm sorry, dad.
01:19:09 (audience applauding)
01:19:18 (gentle music)
01:19:20 - Oh, thank you.
01:19:33 - Cheers, everyone.
01:19:34 - Cheers.
01:19:47 - All right, now let's party.
01:19:49 (audience applauding)
01:19:52 (sighing)
01:20:09 (gentle music)
01:20:11 (phone ringing)
01:20:24 (upbeat music)
01:20:32 (people chattering)
01:20:35 - Sweetheart, are you having fun?
01:20:59 Okay, we're not gonna do this anymore, mother.
01:21:02 It's ridiculous.
01:21:03 - What is?
01:21:04 - Clearly you're in love with Mike.
01:21:06 - What?
01:21:07 No, I'm not.
01:21:08 - It's okay, mom.
01:21:09 I'm not angry.
01:21:11 And I'm pretty sure he feels the same way about you too.
01:21:14 - You think so?
01:21:14 - He hasn't stopped staring at you all day.
01:21:17 - But this is crazy.
01:21:19 I can't, he's young enough to be my son.
01:21:22 And after all the things I said
01:21:23 about your father and Sophia.
01:21:25 - It's pretty funny if you think about it.
01:21:27 (laughing)
01:21:29 - But what about you?
01:21:30 - I'll be fine.
01:21:32 Mike's a good guy, but you know,
01:21:33 I just, I didn't feel that spark.
01:21:35 - Well, doesn't this go against the rules of the experiment?
01:21:39 - We made the rules, we can break them.
01:21:41 - Oh honey.
01:21:42 - Oh mom.
01:21:45 Listen, if I end up like you, I'll be more than happy.
01:21:51 (laughing)
01:21:52 - Well, darling, there's only one of me.
01:21:54 - Well, thank God for that.
01:21:55 (laughing)
01:21:56 - Oh, Allie, I love you.
01:21:58 - I love you too, mom.
01:22:00 (crowd chattering)
01:22:03 - Hey, I was just getting a drink.
01:22:07 - Mike, there's been a change
01:22:09 to the rules of the experiment.
01:22:10 You are now my mom's date to the wedding.
01:22:13 - I'm what?
01:22:15 - Let's be honest, you already were.
01:22:18 You've barely said two words to me today.
01:22:20 - I'm sorry.
01:22:23 - Don't apologize.
01:22:25 You're a really good guy, but I think we can be friends,
01:22:28 but I think you're practicing something really special there.
01:22:31 - Really?
01:22:32 What makes you say that?
01:22:35 - Let's just say it's a vibe I'm feeling.
01:22:37 Go get her, buddy.
01:22:40 Be nice to her or I'll kill you.
01:22:43 (laughing)
01:22:46 - Got you.
01:22:57 - Cheers. - Cheers.
01:22:58 (crowd chattering)
01:23:01 (laughing)
01:23:11 (somber music)
01:23:19 (footsteps thudding)
01:23:23 (somber music)
01:23:25 (upbeat music)
01:23:49 (footsteps thudding)
01:23:53 - Absolutely.
01:24:08 (crowd chattering)
01:24:12 (upbeat music)
01:24:14 - Mind if I sit down?
01:24:21 - Go ahead.
01:24:22 - Know who I am?
01:24:29 - You're Derek Dominguez.
01:24:30 Do you know who I am?
01:24:33 - You're that woman from the Johnny Zane video.
01:24:37 That was funny.
01:24:38 - I'm your agent's daughter
01:24:39 and I don't think he'd be too happy
01:24:40 if he knew that you were flirting with me.
01:24:43 - Actually, he sent me over here.
01:24:45 - Did he?
01:24:46 Well, listen, as sweet and as creepy as this is,
01:24:52 I was actually enjoying sitting by myself,
01:24:54 so I'm gonna excuse myself,
01:24:56 but it was nice to meet you, Derek.
01:24:58 - Not a problem.
01:25:08 (speaking in foreign language)
01:25:12 - Wow, that really looks like you.
01:25:34 Whoever drew that must be incredibly talented.
01:25:37 How did you?
01:25:39 - Well, I was at the airport about to board the plane
01:25:41 when I got a text message from a friend of mine
01:25:44 saying you could use some company.
01:25:45 You know him?
01:25:49 Good kid, very talented.
01:25:51 - He is.
01:25:53 So this is what you were drawing at the bar?
01:25:58 You made my nose too big.
01:26:03 - Sorry.
01:26:05 - I love it.
01:26:07 - Love?
01:26:09 It's just a napkin.
01:26:10 - No, it's not.
01:26:11 So, does that mean you're flying out tomorrow?
01:26:15 - I think I might stay in the city.
01:26:18 - What about your job?
01:26:21 - You don't need to fly all over the world to be an artist.
01:26:24 It's just something I convinced myself
01:26:26 so I could keep searching for a place to call home,
01:26:29 but I think I realized that home's not a place.
01:26:32 It's people.
01:26:35 (sad music)
01:26:38 I think you might be my home, Allie.
01:26:40 If you are.
01:26:44 - All right, all right.
01:26:51 All couples to the dance floor.
01:26:53 It's slow song time.
01:26:57 Shall we?
01:26:58 - You know I don't dance.
01:27:00 - Level them.
01:27:02 (applause)
01:27:04 - We can work on it.
01:27:07 - Was that okay?
01:27:11 - We can work on it.
01:27:12 ♪ I put my life away ♪
01:27:19 ♪ Who holds you down at this time ♪
01:27:24 ♪ I'll get a piece out of me for a piece of my ♪
01:27:30 (sad music)
01:27:33 (upbeat music)
01:27:58 ♪ I find it hard to let a lonely feel ♪
01:28:03 ♪ Like I'm a mountain with no walls to me ♪
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01:28:47 (audience laughing)
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