Chidori vs. Kamaitachi 2024年8月17日 一番出世するのは誰だ!-NEWSとサラリーマン選手権で対決
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00:01Tonight's topic is, if you were a salaryman, who would be the most likely to succeed?
00:06Chidokama VS News.
00:11According to Mr. Sasaki, who has over 2.5 million series episodes and 90% of them are about communication.
00:1690% of my work is about communication.
00:21Even if I'm trying to communicate, I think I'm only able to communicate half of what I'm trying to say.
00:27I think this will have a huge impact on my success.
00:30Currently, the news team is leading by one win and one loss.
00:34The third stage is Daigo VS Masuda.
00:38This time, it's a showdown between the entertainment world and the idol world.
00:43We are the middle management.
00:46That's right.
00:48There are still a lot of seniors.
00:51That's right.
00:53It's been a long time since we've all been on TV together on the news.
01:04It's been a long time since the three of us had a variety show together.
01:08How long has it been?
01:10I don't remember.
01:12Two years?
01:14It's a little difficult for the three of us to talk here.
01:20What's the relationship between Nobu and Masu?
01:23We've been together for about three years.
01:28I feel sorry for Masu.
01:31I feel sorry for Masu.
01:33In the script, it says,
01:35Nobu, eat it.
01:37That's what entertainers say.
01:39In Masu's place, it says,
01:41Masu, eat it.
01:43I try to do that every week.
01:47You don't have to do that.
01:49I don't have to do that, but I try to do it, and it's 90% slippery.
01:53I feel sorry for Masu.
01:54I thought it would be interesting if Nobu did it.
01:57Nobu does it normally.
02:00You're killing it.
02:02Masu's jokes are the most difficult in the world.
02:06The most difficult in the world?
02:08I don't know yet.
02:09There was a sexy thank you before that.
02:13It's a little catchy.
02:14I was going to make something like that.
02:17I ate it and said,
02:18Hey, tea batting.
02:21It's really difficult.
02:24It's really difficult.
02:25I don't know what to make.
02:27The final battle is a stage for a salaryman's worries.
02:32When my senior is complaining at a drinking party,
02:36I'm always nervous.
02:38I don't deny it.
02:40I say,
02:42There are times when I don't know how to liven up a drinking party with my boss.
02:48Do you have a spirit to liven up?
02:51Of course.
02:52I'm doing something that's not funny.
02:55Summer festival.
02:57Let's go.
02:58Today is the summer festival I've been waiting for.
03:01It's fun to sell various things and see fireworks.
03:05What's this?
03:06It looks delicious.
03:07What's this?
03:08Cucumber.
03:09It's slippery like this.
03:12I don't know how to liven up a drinking party.
03:16So, let's liven up a drinking party.
03:19It's a very difficult stage to cheer up the president and the manager who are depressed.
03:23Mr. Kusaki, is there a point to liven up this drinking party?
03:26I think we need to turn it around positively.
03:30What I want you to know there is the gap method.
03:32Gap method?
03:34I'll start with the opposite of what I want to tell you.
03:38What do you mean?
03:40I don't want to say, I'll be the best.
03:43I don't want to say, I'll be the best.
03:45I don't want to say, I'll be the best.
03:48I don't want to say, I'll be the best.
03:50I want to change the atmosphere.
03:52The first person is...
03:55Masu.
03:56Masu.
03:57Let's go.
03:58Please stand by.
04:00There are two people.
04:02I'm nervous.
04:06What is that?
04:09It's a strange way of entering.
04:11This is amazing.
04:12Let's go.
04:13It's a stage to liven up a drinking party with a depressed boss.
04:16It's Masu's challenge.
04:19Masu is dark.
04:21Masu is also dark.
04:23Let's listen to Masu first.
04:25Let's adjust the atmosphere.
04:27There is no one to quit.
04:31Cheers.
04:34There is no toast.
04:37Why are there three people?
04:40I may not be able to drink like this for a while.
04:44Our business is bad this summer.
04:48I'm sorry to talk about this here.
04:50Don't worry about it and enjoy it.
04:54I'm not in a situation to enjoy it.
04:57I'm angry every day.
05:00I'm saying this for my subordinates.
05:04The more I say it, the more I hate it.
05:07This is tough.
05:09Masu, what do you say?
05:15You are the worst.
05:18It's strange.
05:20Your boss is so low-profile.
05:23What kind of drinking party should I have?
05:26It's strange.
05:29I work at your company.
05:31I work under you.
05:33Isn't it your job to make your subordinates happy?
05:37Make me happy?
05:39That's right.
05:41You have to enjoy drinking.
05:43That's right.
05:45Sasaki, who is writing a famous book, said this.
05:49He is your fan.
05:52I look forward to working with you from now on.
05:54He is a good drinker.
05:56He is a good drinker.
05:59He is a good drinker.
06:01That's all.
06:03That's all.
06:06I will give you a compliment based on what you said.
06:10I will give you a compliment based on what you said.
06:12I will give you a compliment based on what you said.
06:15He received a compliment.
06:17He didn't know what the other half was talking about.
06:21The other half was listening to him.
06:25This is the first time I've said it out loud.
06:29I couldn't keep my mouth shut.
06:31Sensei, how was it?
06:33It was the easiest Gyattoho I've ever seen.
06:37That's good.
06:39I felt like I changed the dark state in an instant.
06:43That's good.
06:45You've changed.
06:47Next is Daigo.
06:49Well...
06:51I think I can beat him.
06:53You said what you wanted to say.
06:55You said what you didn't want to say,
06:57and then you complimented him.
06:59He's so cool.
07:01He's like a master.
07:03Finally,
07:05it's my turn.
07:07What?
07:09I want you to show me what you've got.
07:11At the end,
07:13he was like a high school actor.
07:15That's right.
07:17It was the first time we were on the show,
07:19so we wanted him to show us what he's got.
07:21He's so careful.
07:23He's a good example.
07:25This is the 5th challenge,
07:27a drinking party with a depressed boss.
07:29Go ahead.
07:31This is the 5th challenge,
07:33a drinking party with a depressed boss.
07:35Go ahead.
07:39He's drunk.
07:41He's drunk.
07:43He's a little drunk.
07:45He's a little drunk.
07:47He's drunk.
07:49Cheers.
07:51Let's drink.
07:53Cheers.
07:55He's a mood maker.
07:57Boss,
07:59thank you for bringing me here today.
08:01Thank you, boss.
08:03I don't think I'll be able to
08:05have a drinking party like this for a while.
08:07What's wrong?
08:09I don't know what to say.
08:11I don't have a good memory.
08:13I don't know what to say.
08:15I'm sorry.
08:17I'm sorry to have a dark story.
08:19But don't worry about it.
08:21I can't enjoy it either.
08:23I can't enjoy it.
08:25I'm just angry every day.
08:27I'm saying this for my subordinates.
08:29I'm getting hated more and more.
08:31Oh, it's dark.
08:33There's not a single subordinate
08:35who can take care of me.
08:37What should I do?
08:39I feel sad.
08:41The president
08:43and the director
08:45You know, when I joined, the president and the chief were completely different.
08:51Oh, that sounds good.
08:53At that time, the president really enjoyed drinking, and so did the chief.
08:59But now, the president is like...
09:05Hikarabikame.
09:07Hikarabikame.
09:09Hikarabikame.
09:11Hikarabikame.
09:13Do you know what hikarabikame is?
09:15Hikarabikame.
09:16Hikarabikame.
09:17You know, the hikarabikame?
09:18Hikarabikame.
09:19Do you know what hikarabikame is?
09:21I don't know the length of the road.
09:24I don't know the width of the road that humans make.
09:27I don't know the thickness of the asphalt.
09:28I walk slowly and get hikarabikame on the way.
09:30That's hikarabikame.
09:32The president is hikarabikame now.
09:34And the president is...
09:37He's my family's monster goldfish.
09:40I'm a new addition to the family.
09:42I went home and there was a goldfish pond at the entrance.
09:45That's rude.
09:46There was a goldfish pond and it was a monster-sized goldfish that didn't fit in.
09:50What happened?
09:52I said, what's wrong?
09:54It was a goldfish that grew up in a pond.
09:56It was a mysterious goldfish.
09:59I want to see it.
10:00It was a monster goldfish and a sparrow.
10:03I don't want to drink with a monster goldfish and a sparrow.
10:07I don't know what the people around me think of me.
10:13I have a small voice like this.
10:16I'm listening to the people who are complaining.
10:21I look like a left-handed big goldfish tanuki.
10:24I'm biting.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:29I'm sorry.
10:31I'm listening to the people who are complaining.
10:35I'm listening to the people who are complaining.
10:40I'm listening to the people who are complaining.
10:48I don't want to drink with a monster goldfish.
10:50Let's go back to being human.
10:53Cheers.
10:55I won.
10:57That's terrible.
11:00That's nice.
11:02That's nice.
11:04Thank you very much.
11:07What was that?
11:09You said something you didn't think.
11:11You said it well.
11:12You said, let's go back to being human.
11:16You said, nice fight.
11:19It was good.
11:20You should have said, hikarabi game.
11:23You should have said that.
11:25It was a killer word.
11:27I don't know, but on my lips.
11:28I can tell.
11:30As for the inside of your house,
11:31what kind of a giant goldfish
11:33do you see?
11:36I would say something like
11:37you can see the giant goldfish!
11:40No, you can't see it.
11:41No, you can't see it.
11:42You can't see the giant goldfish.
11:43That's why I did what you told me to do,
11:45to say what I didn't think!
11:47Because he wore a black suit
11:49and girly glasses.
11:52You can see it!
11:52You can see it!
11:53I remember saying those things.
11:55I remember saying those things.
11:56So what was your answer?
11:58The left golden ball is Bekadanuki.
12:00The left golden ball is Bekadanuki.
12:02Don't bite it.
12:04He doesn't say it.
12:06Now, Sensei.
12:08The fifth one is...
12:10I told you to drop it first and then lift it up.
12:14I dropped it.
12:16You dropped it?
12:18I should have lifted it up.
12:20I should have lifted it up from there.
12:22It looks like Hikarami Kame,
12:24but you should have said,
12:26actually, it's something.
12:28I should have used a new word.
12:30Your expression has changed.
12:32You should have said,
12:34actually, it's something.
12:36It's decided now.
12:38I won.
12:40You said a good thing.
12:42Please show us your card.
12:44Please show us your card.
12:48Please.
12:50You won.
12:54You won.
12:56What was your decision?
12:58Relationship with your boss is very important.
13:00If you have a subordinate who admires you so much,
13:02you should have said,
13:04actually, it's something.
13:06You should have said,
13:08actually, it's something.
13:10That's great.
13:12You should have said,
13:14actually, it's something.
13:16Each word is very creative.
13:18It's very creative.
13:20The golden egg on the left is very big.
13:24You said you can't see goldfish,
13:26so the gap.
13:28Did you see Hikarami Kame?
13:30I shouldn't have seen it.
13:32I shouldn't have seen it.
13:34You looked like Hikarami Kame.
13:38You said Shimizuri last time.
13:40Mushirare-dori?
13:42It's not Mushirare-dori.
13:44Before being eaten.
13:46Who is the bird that was bitten by someone's hair before it could be raised?
13:50If that person was in another drama, everyone would think so.
13:54Oh, a bitten bird! A bitten bird appeared!
13:57It's Hikarabigame.
13:58It's Hikarabigame.
13:59It's Kouranukigame.
14:01Nupagete!
14:02Now, the result is...
14:03The news team wins!
14:07Now, the Patekachi and Kama team will have to do overtime.
14:10They will be challenged to another stage.
14:13The overtime stage is a one-shot gag summer festival to liven up a dark drinking party.
14:19What is that?
14:20It's the worst.
14:21This is the worst stage.
14:23The rules are simple.
14:24You will liven up a dark drinking party with your one-shot gag.
14:27If the president laughs, the person will clear.
14:30If he doesn't laugh, he will be challenged again and again.
14:33Is it Kamewarakashi?
14:34Kamewarakashi?
14:36Is Mario on stage?
14:39Kamewarakashi.
14:40If the president laughs, it's over.
14:44That's right.
14:45If he doesn't laugh, he will be challenged again and again.
14:47Let's start with Hamayu-san.
14:48I don't have a leader.
14:51Why am I the leader?
14:53I'll show you the basics.
14:54The basics.
14:56Now, let's go.
14:57The overtime stage is a one-shot gag summer festival to liven up a dark drinking party.
15:01Start!
15:03The overtime stage is a one-shot gag summer festival to liven up a dark drinking party.
15:09Now, let's go.
15:10The overtime stage is a one-shot gag summer festival to liven up a dark drinking party.
15:14Start!
15:15Let's say cheers.
15:17Cheers.
15:18Thank you for your hard work.
15:19Thank you for your hard work.
15:22It's dark.
15:23Let the president laugh.
15:24Are you tired?
15:25I'm tired.
15:26Who is it?
15:27Is the president tired?
15:29I want the president to laugh.
15:31I want the president to enjoy it.
15:32I want the president to enjoy it.
15:33Can I have a drink?
15:36With my hand.
15:38Oh, what is that?
15:40It's a hand-eating gag.
15:42First, you have to start with the hand-eating gag.
15:44This is...
15:45The first step is the hand-eating gag.
15:47I'm not laughing.
15:49I'm not laughing.
15:51Hamayu-san, this is...
15:52This is the basics.
15:53This is the basics.
15:54This is the basics.
15:55This is the basics.
15:57This is the basics.
15:58This is the basis of everything.
15:59Even though it's a dashi roll,
16:01you ate it like a fried chicken.
16:04I'm not laughing.
16:05But, you know...
16:07But, it's so hot in the summer, President.
16:11It's a drink, right?
16:15Let's just have a coke.
16:18It's not a curry.
16:20I got it. I got it.
16:21I got it. I cleared it.
16:27You can retire.
16:29I'm glad you retired.
16:30He recovered his bokeh.
16:33He's still working.
16:34He drank the coke.
16:37Please drink it.
16:42Did you say something?
16:44Oh, I'm a member of the Nonomura party.
16:49Did you say something?
16:50Yes, I'm a member of the Kansai party.
16:53I didn't say anything.
16:54You didn't?
16:55Oh, I forgot.
16:57How was it?
16:58Did you say something?
16:59Yes, I did.
17:01It's cheap, isn't it?
17:04Yes, it is.
17:07It's cheap.
17:09It's cheap.
17:10It's cheap.
17:11It's cheap.
17:12You can drink as much as you want.
17:14It's cheap.
17:15It's cheap.
17:19It's funny because it's cheap.
17:20It's cheap.
17:21It's cheap.
17:22How about you, President?
17:23You're not laughing.
17:24You're not laughing.
17:25Good luck.
17:27I'll do my best.
17:28There's a summer festival gag.
17:34President, I'll do a gag.
17:37That's exciting.
17:40It's a fun summer festival.
17:43What is this?
17:47It's a telemacho.
17:49What do you mean?
17:50Was it funny?
17:51Yes.
17:53He laughed at a telemacho.
17:55Hell yeah!
18:01Terimacho.
18:03The high society.
18:05I watched the
18:11summer festival fireworks.
18:12I like this.
18:15It is a summer festival.
18:16Kenichi potato
18:31Oishi
18:46I
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