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00:07:14you believe in the Easter Bunny? Doesn't everyone? Race you to the mall. See you there.
00:07:44Hi. Hi, Mol. It's summer holiday. Don't you work enough at school?
00:07:53Well, there's no way I'll get a bike like that otherwise. You won't get one by wishing
00:07:57for it. I did. And I made my parents give it to me
00:08:01before my birthday. What did you do? Promise to leave home?
00:08:05Oh, don't be a creep all your life. Go and have a coke when you're finished then.
00:08:17Hey, Mol, I've got plenty of money. Come on, get on with it. We're waiting for
00:08:21them things. Sorry, I'll bring them right over.
00:08:24Come on, see me when you're finished. I don't care, I've told you. If she won't
00:08:37work, there's Kenzie that will. Oh, but please, I need this job.
00:08:40I don't care. Get to the office and tell them you're finishing up.
00:08:43Well, it wasn't her fault. Don't care whose fault it was. I don't want
00:08:47her friends hanging around here causing trouble. Well, we're no friends of hers.
00:08:50You're not kidding. I've never even seen her before.
00:08:53I don't care, she's going. Well, that's not fair.
00:08:56Well, that's life, bud. Look, I'm really sorry about that. We'll
00:09:00make it up to you. Oh, don't worry. It's all right. Are you
00:09:05hurt? Only in the wallet. This is going to cost
00:09:08heaps. How about you?
00:09:10I'm okay. I've got nine lives. Make that eight.
00:09:14Yeah, well, pity your bike hasn't.
00:09:20Ah.
00:09:29Oh, thanks. Oh, it's the least we could do.
00:09:32If it wasn't, we couldn't afford it. Yeah, well, if you want money, you
00:09:35could always go into scrap metal. Are you kidding? We'll fix them up
00:09:38somehow and get you mobile too. Somehow?
00:09:41Listen, if we put our heads together, we can come up with something.
00:09:44Yeah, multiple dandruff.
00:09:51Hey, it's the bus.
00:09:54Hi, Tom.
00:10:20Toggle.
00:10:31$101,586.
00:10:3515% a piece, as agreed. Tax free.
00:10:40Tax free, not bad. We can do better.
00:10:43What have you got in mind? Payroll job.
00:10:47Hey, after a couple of weeks spreading this around, we will be
00:10:50ready for anything. I'm talking about now, you dummy.
00:10:54We hit the day after tomorrow. We're doing okay.
00:10:57What's the hurry?
00:11:04Are you questioning my judgment?
00:11:08Yeah.
00:11:11Now, I've had information that a particular payroll is going to jackpot
00:11:15this week. The pickings won't be this good for a long time, so it's a
00:11:18now or never situation. What's it worth?
00:11:21Quarter of a million.
00:11:24Each.
00:11:27How do we plan to get it?
00:11:30The money? Us.
00:11:38Basically, making the hit isn't a problem.
00:11:41Getting away is. The payroll truck is radio controlled, which is where
00:11:46this little beauty comes in. All the way from the US of A.
00:11:50This puts us one step ahead of the law.
00:11:53Now, this is a sample that has been specially fixed.
00:11:56So that we hear them, but they can't hear us.
00:12:01Now, without one of these each, we can't do the job, and we all kiss
00:12:05goodbye to a fortune. I arranged for a load of these to be brought in by
00:12:09ship last night. Now, they all need fixing like this one.
00:12:12So picking them up is top priority. Now, that's your job.
00:12:16They'll be at the regular drop zone.
00:12:21Now, we need a furniture van.
00:12:25Minimum three meters wide,
00:12:28eight meters deep.
00:12:31There is, gentlemen,
00:12:34a great deal at stake, and we don't have a lot of time.
00:12:38So give it your full attention.
00:12:41Anyone who screws up deals with me.
00:12:51Okay, lads.
00:12:55Hey, where'd you get this?
00:12:57It came with the boat.
00:12:59And the boat?
00:13:00We looked on the end of the rope, and there it was.
00:13:03Listen, are you trying to tell me you don't want to tell me?
00:13:06Because if you've, you know, borrowed it or something, forget it, I'm not coming.
00:13:10Shall we tell her the truth? It's not as much fun.
00:13:13I don't want to tell her.
00:13:15I don't want to tell her.
00:13:17I don't want to tell her.
00:13:19I don't want to tell her.
00:13:21Shall we tell her the truth? It's not as much fun.
00:13:24It's his dad's.
00:13:52So, what's the plan?
00:13:54Don't ask me. He's a miracle worker.
00:13:56For an uncle, he'll probably feed the 5,000.
00:13:58Don't knock it.
00:14:00At a buck a head, our troubles would be over.
00:14:02Oh, yeah? With our luck, the fish would be off,
00:14:04and we'd wind up with 5,000 cases of food poisoning.
00:14:07At a buck a head, our troubles would be over.
00:14:09Oh, yeah? With our luck, the fish would be off,
00:14:11and we'd wind up with 5,000 cases of food poisoning.
00:14:26The way I see it, to make money, you need money.
00:14:29Great thing about the seafood business is the merchandise comes free.
00:14:32Well, I've got to admit, the price is right.
00:14:35They're sitting there waiting for us to take them walkies.
00:14:40Oh, well, let's try the next one.
00:14:42Probably do better there.
00:14:44What's wrong with these ones?
00:14:46Oh, they're a bit young.
00:14:48The shops are only interested in nice, fat ones.
00:14:50Yeah, just our luck.
00:14:52Bay's full of biggies, and we find the anorexics.
00:14:54It's like taking a baby orangutan to the pictures.
00:14:56Look at the crud in this food.
00:14:58Will you get a move on?
00:15:01You don't have to cut lunch, you know.
00:15:05Moron.
00:15:17Catch.
00:15:19Dwayne, I turned your seat around,
00:15:21because last time he went out, you swallowed your tongue.
00:15:23Taste that.
00:15:30What did you do that for?
00:15:32I was having a good day.
00:15:36Hey, it looks like there's some big ones here.
00:15:38How come you know so much about all this?
00:15:40Oh, I used to do it for pocket money when I was a kid.
00:15:42Old father time.
00:15:44I'm older than you.
00:15:45Yeah, two days.
00:15:47Hey, what's this?
00:15:49Could be a lobster pot.
00:15:51Fetching $10 a kilo, lobsters.
00:15:54We couldn't be that lucky.
00:15:56If it is, we'll really clean up.
00:15:58Could be the size of King Kong.
00:16:00It could be sunken treasure.
00:16:03Could be a dismembered body.
00:16:05Charming.
00:16:07Can you give me a hand?
00:16:09There might be one in the box.
00:16:11Come on.
00:16:25Seems like we're out of the seafood business
00:16:27and into salvage.
00:16:28What salvage?
00:16:29Law of the Sea.
00:16:30I saw it on TV the other night.
00:16:32If a ship is abandoned, anyone can claim it.
00:16:34Only one snag.
00:16:35You mightn't have noticed, but it's not a ship.
00:16:37It's abandoned.
00:16:38Are you kidding?
00:16:40Well, it is now.
00:16:51Wait, bud!
00:16:53Whoa!
00:17:09Just let it drift in, Twain.
00:17:12It was on you, mate.
00:17:17Tip the bow off, tip the bow off.
00:17:19I don't want you to hurt that tank.
00:17:20Yes, sir.
00:17:21Shut up while the captain's talking.
00:17:23Put me off.
00:17:25Here, look, I'll get it.
00:17:26There you go, I've got the hook on it.
00:17:27There you go.
00:17:28Yeah, okay, good on you.
00:17:29Go get the stuff and let's get out of here.
00:17:31All right, hold the boat.
00:17:32I've got it.
00:17:33Do you need a 20 cent piece?
00:17:36God, you break me up sometimes.
00:17:37One box.
00:17:38What's that?
00:17:39Hey, you idiot!
00:17:40What have you done?
00:17:41I didn't do it, sir.
00:17:42He's got it in the forest.
00:17:44Those kids took it.
00:17:48Hey, you want a hand with that?
00:17:50No, thanks, man, I can handle it.
00:18:13What do you reckon it is?
00:18:14Could be a bank haul.
00:18:15Could be drugs.
00:18:16Could be somebody's head.
00:18:18Oh, don't start that again.
00:18:20Hey, listen, maybe we should just hand it
00:18:22straight over to the police.
00:18:23If it's somebody's head, they're welcome to it.
00:18:25And if it isn't?
00:18:26Let's find us keepers.
00:18:49Walkie-talkies.
00:18:52Hey, there's a few bucks worth here.
00:19:19And then there's a couple of guys at the club
00:19:21sure to want some.
00:19:22New wheels, here we come.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:25Yeah.
00:19:26Listen, we'd better check their range first.
00:19:28We don't want kids complaining
00:19:29they can do better with a cooee.
00:19:37Oh, poop!
00:19:42Getting close.
00:19:43But it's not close enough.
00:19:45Getting close.
00:19:46But it's not close enough.
00:19:57Goose to PJ, I'm on the roof at home.
00:20:00Where are you?
00:20:01I'm near the beach.
00:20:02I've just got to get past this cop.
00:20:04I'll call you in a minute.
00:20:05OK, call me when you're ready.
00:20:12Morning, Sarge.
00:20:13Don't you get smart with me, son, all right?
00:20:33This is PJ.
00:20:34This is PJ.
00:20:35How do you read me at this distance, Goose?
00:20:37Like I had x-ray vision.
00:20:40Unit three to base.
00:20:41Unit three to base.
00:20:42Sarge, I've got something of an unspecified
00:20:45scientific nature on the walkie-talkie.
00:20:47Call the other one, Constable.
00:20:49It plays jingle bells.
00:20:51Oh, it's no joke, Sergeant.
00:20:52I heard it.
00:20:53There's something about x-rays.
00:20:55It could be medicos.
00:20:57Ambulance or something.
00:20:58Not on this wavelength.
00:21:00This is Judy.
00:21:01I'm on the top of Beacon Hill.
00:21:03Anybody there?
00:21:04This is PJ.
00:21:05Do you read me?
00:21:06I might if you've got some interesting bits.
00:21:08Oh, nothing but interesting bits.
00:21:11Wait till you hear the story of my life.
00:21:13When I was born, the nurse looked at my...
00:21:15Some other time.
00:21:16She's not into the x-rated material.
00:21:18This is my child that I'm talking about.
00:21:20He doesn't get x-rated till I was 12.
00:21:23Charming.
00:21:24He was a late starter.
00:21:26Okay, when did things pick up for you?
00:21:28I'll let you know when it happens.
00:21:30What is this?
00:21:31True confessions?
00:21:33Okay, let's get to work.
00:21:36Okay, see you soon.
00:21:40Listen, whoever you are,
00:21:42this is a restricted wavelength.
00:21:45Public use of it is illegal.
00:21:47You will go to the nearest police station
00:21:50and hand in your transmitters.
00:21:52I repeat, go to the nearest police station.
00:21:56I don't care.
00:21:58I never told you to blow your horn, did I?
00:22:00Maybe they can't hear you, Sarge.
00:22:03Can't or won't?
00:22:05Five dollars with your order.
00:22:07The rest on delivery.
00:22:08When's that?
00:22:09Say the word.
00:22:1120 bucks?
00:22:13Where am I going to get 20 bucks?
00:22:15I knew it. I knew it.
00:22:17I wouldn't mind going halves,
00:22:19but do you have it in a different colour?
00:22:30How much is so?
00:22:3240 bucks.
00:22:3340 bucks?
00:22:36I'll give you 20.
00:22:38Make it 35.
00:22:47I'll give you 30,
00:22:49and that's my final offer.
00:22:51You drive a hard bargain.
00:22:53Money first.
00:22:55Well, it wasn't our fault.
00:22:57It was the bloody kids.
00:22:58I don't want excuses. I want results.
00:23:00We'll find them. We'll find them.
00:23:02You do that, or I'll find you.
00:23:05Bye.
00:23:09How did you go?
00:23:10Fabulous.
00:23:12Come on, man. They've got to be around here somewhere.
00:23:14Are you sure you can identify them?
00:23:16Yeah, I'm sure we can.
00:23:17Just hit it.
00:23:32What is this, economy week?
00:23:34You wouldn't be smart to let anyone know we're in here.
00:23:36Especially the owner.
00:23:38Thought you had run of this place.
00:23:39Just like the mice. They don't pay rent either.
00:23:42Mice?
00:23:43Don't tell us you're scared of them.
00:23:45Are you kidding?
00:23:47This reminds me of this really good movie I saw at the drive-in once.
00:23:50Kiss the Blood Off My Carburettor.
00:23:52It was a horror road movie.
00:23:54Aren't they all?
00:23:55These tourists were holed up in this motel during a snowstorm.
00:23:58No electricity. Nothing.
00:24:01Every time the candle blew out,
00:24:03somebody got it.
00:24:07Blood everywhere.
00:24:10Are you always like this?
00:24:12No, he's usually worse.
00:24:13All hacked to pieces.
00:24:15Started out with a busload.
00:24:17At the end, there was no one to tip the driver.
00:24:19Not that they would have given him much.
00:24:21He did it.
00:24:23Oh, sorry. Now I've spoiled it if you ever wanted to see it.
00:24:26Oh, don't worry. It's not really me.
00:24:29I'm more into those films, you know,
00:24:31where the hero holds the heroine's hand.
00:24:33It is still attached to her body.
00:24:35Oh, that reminds me. There was this terrific bit
00:24:37where a guy has to put his hand into a hole to try and fix the power.
00:24:40Oh, yeah?
00:24:41And he's not sure if the mad axeman's the other side, waiting.
00:24:45So what happened?
00:24:47I don't like to say,
00:24:49but for the rest of the picture, they called him Stumpy.
00:24:51Oh, goose.
00:24:53At first, it threw suspicion on his wife,
00:24:55as she'd always hated him juggling at parties.
00:24:57But when they found her in one bed
00:24:59and in another, they figured she was in the clear.
00:25:02Why don't they make those nice movies anymore?
00:25:04You know, when the happy couple wind up at the altar.
00:25:07They do, only it's usually in a box.
00:25:10Well, can't we talk about something a bit more cheerful?
00:25:13I mean, look at these.
00:25:15At this rate, we'll all have wheels tomorrow.
00:25:17If nothing goes wrong, what can go wrong?
00:25:19Don't look now, but I think we've got trouble.
00:25:29You always think we've got trouble.
00:25:31That's because we've always got trouble.
00:25:33Maybe we should turn off, see if they follow us.
00:25:39They'll follow us. I know they will.
00:25:41Why do you always have to think the worst?
00:25:43Listen, if they're interested in us, my name's Bugs Bunny.
00:25:48What's up, Doug?
00:25:50Could be plain close police. Maybe they've heard about these.
00:25:53What are we going to do?
00:25:55Why not take a shortcut?
00:25:57They can't follow us in there with that thing.
00:25:59In there?
00:26:00Hey, that was them.
00:26:02Are you sure?
00:26:03Of course I'm sure.
00:26:04Keep your eyes on the road and do a U-turn.
00:26:06You can understand how she feels.
00:26:08It's full of dead people.
00:26:11Well, they're not allowed to bury them alive.
00:26:13Alive ones I can handle.
00:26:15Look, why are you being so bossy?
00:26:17Because death is serious to me, mate.
00:26:19And if we don't find the kids...
00:26:21Oh, jeez, it's so spooky.
00:26:23What choice do we have?
00:26:24Okay, look casual.
00:26:26And on the count of three, we move.
00:26:28One, two, three.
00:26:32See, they're gone now. Just hurry up the hill.
00:26:46Let's go.
00:26:47Oh, careful, Dwayne.
00:26:49What?
00:26:50They see our faces and we're finished.
00:26:51Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:26:52Where would we be without our disguises?
00:26:54I am not going into a cemetery dressed as a pig.
00:26:57Don't worry about it, mate.
00:26:59We're going formal.
00:27:10Oh, jeez.
00:27:12Whose crazy idea was this?
00:27:14I can't. Dracula here makes me feel at home all this.
00:27:17Listen, what's to be scared about?
00:27:19What can people do to you if they're dead?
00:27:21That's what worries me.
00:27:25That's what worries me.
00:27:35Reckon we lost him?
00:27:37Yeah, we have.
00:27:38Then who's that?
00:27:41Who needs introductions?
00:27:50It's probably the police.
00:27:52They always go around in twos.
00:27:53Yeah, but so do Mormons.
00:27:55Maybe it's a couple of guys trying to convert us.
00:27:57Convict us?
00:27:59You know what? I reckon we ought to split up.
00:28:01Split up? In here?
00:28:03Together we've got more chance of being caught.
00:28:05What do you reckon, PJ?
00:28:07He's right. For once, he's right.
00:28:09Oh, jeez. Alone in here?
00:28:11Look, I know it's scary, but it's for the best.
00:28:14You can always keep in touch with the walkie-talkies.
00:28:17Who needs them?
00:28:19My knees will knock out a message on their own.
00:28:39What's that?
00:29:09What's that?
00:29:39Oh, my God.
00:30:09Oh, my God.
00:30:39Goose, you there?
00:30:59Yeah, but I can't hear you too well.
00:31:01Those goons are around.
00:31:03I've just seen one of their faces.
00:31:05If he's a cop, the life doesn't agree with him.
00:31:07What did you say?
00:31:34PJ?
00:31:36PJ?
00:31:38Goose, you there?
00:31:40What is it? Are you all right?
00:31:42Just seen the other goon.
00:31:44First one was bad enough.
00:31:46This one makes him look like John Travolta.
00:32:07Shoot.
00:32:09Shoot.
00:32:11Shoot.
00:32:13Of course I'm right.
00:32:15It's masks.
00:32:17What sort of thing you get in joke shops? What else could it be?
00:32:19That's what worries me.
00:32:21Listen, PJ, there's nothing to be scared of.
00:32:23Ah!
00:32:25What are you doing here?
00:32:27I just dropped in.
00:32:29Lucky I came by.
00:32:31Seen either of those guys yet?
00:32:33No.
00:32:37Ah!
00:32:42Listen, I reckon we should give it another five minutes,
00:32:44then you try and give me a lift up, okay?
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:48Don't worry, you'll be all right with me.
00:32:53You know what?
00:32:55This reminds me of a really good movie I saw,
00:32:57um, Blood of the Undead,
00:33:00about these two teenagers who fell into a crypt.
00:33:02How did they get out?
00:33:04They didn't.
00:33:06Oh, Goose, that's just what I want to hear.
00:33:08Don't worry, you're all right with me.
00:33:10They were turned into zombies.
00:33:12Oh, Goose, don't.
00:33:14Zombies. Goose.
00:33:16Imagine being turned into one. Please.
00:33:18Don't worry, you're with me.
00:33:22Being a zombie isn't all bad.
00:33:24I mean, you get to stay up every night.
00:33:26Of course, you've got to spend the rest of your life dead.
00:33:28Goose, let's get out of here.
00:33:35Um...
00:33:37I'm sorry.
00:33:39It's PJ, isn't it?
00:33:41I like you both.
00:33:43It's PJ.
00:33:45Who can blame you?
00:33:47He looks like Mr Universe.
00:33:49I'd make zombie of the year.
00:33:51Oh, Goose, you're both attractive in your own way.
00:33:53Well, you've got to admit,
00:33:55PJ's got the edge.
00:33:57Okay, PJ's not bad-looking,
00:33:59but I've seen better.
00:34:01Not in this direction.
00:34:03But like you say, you've got other things going for you.
00:34:05You're nice.
00:34:07Nice?
00:34:09Who wants to be nice? I want to be sexy.
00:34:11Goose, can you hear me, Goose?
00:34:13Because I can hear you.
00:34:15Oh, no, I left it turned on.
00:34:17That's the trouble with these things.
00:34:19You never know who's on the other end.
00:34:21Listen, Goose, I thought the idea was
00:34:23for the three of us to split up.
00:34:25That's right.
00:34:27So how come I'm the only one doing any splitting?
00:34:29If you want to talk about your insecurities,
00:34:31we'll get a couch and do it in comfort.
00:34:33Thought this call might have been something important.
00:34:35It's important if my best friend can't be trusted.
00:34:37Sergeant?
00:34:39In future, I may think twice
00:34:41about lending you my stickers.
00:34:43Listen, PJ, meeting up with her was just an accident.
00:34:45Believe me.
00:34:47Yeah, well, your luck sure changed.
00:34:49You get Powderpuff, I get Frankenstein in the Wolfman.
00:34:51We've got to put a stop to this.
00:34:53Any sign of them?
00:34:55Who do you think I'm looking at right now?
00:34:57You need a brain transplant, you understand?
00:34:59There's no need to get upset!
00:35:01Finding them's the problem.
00:35:03Just our luck.
00:35:05If we had our wheels, we could get out of here, no worries.
00:35:07Listen, if we had our wheels, we wouldn't be...
00:35:09BMX?
00:35:11So what do we do now?
00:35:13Goose, PJ, Powderpuff, let's BMX talk.
00:35:15We're looking for kids on bikes.
00:35:19You're a dim sum, man.
00:35:21You're a dim sum.
00:35:23Looks like they're heading for the Fargate.
00:35:25Our best bet is to double back.
00:35:27See you there.
00:35:37You okay?
00:35:39No worries.
00:35:41Maybe they're still back there.
00:35:43Yeah, maybe.
00:35:47Oh, no.
00:36:11Oh, no.
00:36:33I'm telling you, they wanted these.
00:36:35Do you reckon they've got x-ray eyes or something?
00:36:37Nobody knows what's in here except us.
00:36:39Well, what else would they want?
00:36:41Maybe they just wanted to scare us, you know?
00:36:43Just a couple of normal, everyday weirdos.
00:37:01Help!
00:37:09Oh.
00:37:11Help!
00:37:13Help!
00:37:39What do you have for me?
00:37:43They've let the tyres down.
00:37:45Don't touch me!
00:37:47Oh, that's all we need.
00:37:49Just leave my car like an animal.
00:38:07Thanks. Bye.
00:38:09Yeah, thanks a lot.
00:38:11Have you been miracles?
00:38:13This wasn't a miracle.
00:38:15It was being in the right place at the right time.
00:38:17Like getting hit by a truck.
00:38:19Now, if we could produce a BMX track,
00:38:21that would be a miracle.
00:38:23Sorry, only one a day.
00:38:25Union rules.
00:38:27Now, come on, Judy. Do your stuff.
00:38:41I see boys
00:38:43I see boys
00:38:47Every little step
00:38:49I'm walking
00:38:51I can hear them breathe
00:38:53They're talking
00:38:55Asking me to dance
00:38:57When I'm pressing
00:38:59Boys
00:39:01I see boys
00:39:05I never listened
00:39:07To my mother
00:39:09When she was telling me
00:39:11To hide away
00:39:13I never noticed
00:39:15My body changing
00:39:17I still dance in the same old way
00:39:19With those boys
00:39:23I see boys
00:39:27Every kind of car
00:39:29They're driving
00:39:31Sitting in the back
00:39:33No brother
00:39:35You can keep your wheels
00:39:37I'm walking
00:39:39Boys
00:39:41I see boys
00:39:51This could become a habit.
00:39:53What if you can't give it up?
00:39:57Is this a private pavement or is anyone invited?
00:39:59Well, you know what they say.
00:40:01Two's company.
00:40:03Three gets us talked about.
00:40:07Vehicle inspector Burns.
00:40:21Won't take long, I reckon.
00:40:23Nothing holds us up.
00:40:25See what I mean?
00:40:27Jeez, looks like a scrappy.
00:40:29So would you if we spread you out in little pieces?
00:40:31If you want to gloat,
00:40:33why don't you go and find a road accident?
00:40:35Go and be a road accident.
00:40:37Is that any way to talk to a customer?
00:40:39A repeat customer?
00:40:43Ah, well then.
00:40:45Pull up some grass and sit down.
00:40:47You have our ears.
00:40:49And for the right money,
00:40:51who knows what else you can get.
00:40:55PJ to Judy.
00:40:57This is PJ.
00:40:59Come in, Judy.
00:41:02Yeah, what is it, PJ?
00:41:04Seems like we've got a very satisfied customer.
00:41:07Remember our chubby little friend?
00:41:09Yeah, he wants another.
00:41:11So could you go to the shed and pick one up
00:41:13and we'll meet you back here in half an hour.
00:41:15The bike should be ready by then.
00:41:17Right, I'm on my way.
00:41:23He won't be needing those.
00:41:25But she could identify us.
00:41:27She won't be identifying anyone.
00:41:31Ah!
00:42:01Ah!
00:42:17Judy to PJ, come in please.
00:42:27Judy to PJ, come in please.
00:42:31Who are you?
00:42:41Who are you?
00:42:45Now come on, don't be stupid.
00:42:47You can't get away.
00:42:49What do you want?
00:42:51We're police officers.
00:42:53We believe you and your friends are withholding stolen property.
00:42:55You don't look much like police.
00:42:57We wouldn't be very clever undercover cops if we did.
00:42:59Now come on, we just want to talk to you.
00:43:03Where's your identification?
00:43:05Special branch, miss.
00:43:07We don't risk carrying any.
00:43:09Sit down please, miss.
00:43:13Now have you ever been in trouble with the police before?
00:43:17No.
00:43:19Didn't think so.
00:43:21You're obviously a good kid,
00:43:23but we wouldn't want to see you end up on the inside, would we?
00:43:25So I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
00:43:27You tell us where the stuff is,
00:43:29and I promise that's the last you'll hear about it.
00:43:31The detective sergeant here will back me up on this, I'm sure.
00:43:35I will.
00:43:37Good man.
00:43:39But what if the chief doesn't go for it?
00:43:41The chief will go for it.
00:43:43I just have to give the nod.
00:43:45So you see, sister, it's up to you.
00:43:47You either tell us where the stuff is,
00:43:49or we can take you in.
00:43:51But how do I know you won't change your mind?
00:43:53You can take my word for that as a policeman.
00:43:57Maybe I should call my lawyer first.
00:43:59What?
00:44:01Well, if I confess, I could be in real trouble.
00:44:03Look, you will be if you don't talk.
00:44:05Seems an awful lot of fuss
00:44:07to be making over a few mouldy apples.
00:44:09And the treat was hanging over the street anyway.
00:44:11Apples?
00:44:13Well, almost.
00:44:15You know what we're talking about.
00:44:17Look, what are we playing games for?
00:44:19I want to beat it out of her.
00:44:21Look, I'd like to hockey practice myself, mate,
00:44:23but we can't afford to leave any bruises.
00:44:25It's got to look like she drowned in that joint.
00:44:27We're going to have to psych her into it.
00:44:39All right, Toots, the party's over.
00:44:41My partner here is from the old school.
00:44:43Know what I mean?
00:44:45And he likes you.
00:44:47So you'd just better come up with the information
00:44:49that I was asking you about,
00:44:51because I'm not sure how long I can keep control of it.
00:44:53Look, if I knew what you were talking about...
00:44:55We are talking about walking talkies.
00:44:59Dozens of them.
00:45:01Go on, get out of it, you mongrel!
00:45:03Just had it washed.
00:45:07Listen, we're going to have to do something
00:45:09about getting this dirty down there.
00:45:11We've got two hours to clear this area.
00:45:13I told you that before, and it's got to be done
00:45:15right away without any mucking around.
00:45:17Is that clear?
00:45:19All right, all right, don't get your shirt in a knot.
00:45:21Don't drop it till I say now, you got that?
00:45:23Roger.
00:45:27Look, I've been giving you a break, kid,
00:45:29but I want to know now!
00:45:31Yeah, now!
00:45:51Just going back inside
00:45:53to see if everyone's clear.
00:45:55Don't let her go until I give you the word.
00:45:57Right.
00:45:59Let me have her. She'll talk.
00:46:01OK, she's all yours.
00:46:03I'm very disappointed in you.
00:46:05It's your own fault, you realise that, don't you?
00:46:07Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
00:46:09I'll tell you everything, whatever you want to know.
00:46:11Please, just put the knife away!
00:46:13Let her go. Let her go!
00:46:15Right.
00:46:17Hey, hey!
00:46:19Ah!
00:46:23Everything is being done to trace the source
00:46:25of the interference, and you are
00:46:27speaking to a senior person.
00:46:29Yes, sir, it is an outrage.
00:46:31Yes, sir, we are as keen as you
00:46:33to apprehend the offenders.
00:46:35I wonder what's keeping Judy.
00:46:37Don't listen to that crap. She's lying.
00:46:39I'm not! I'm not!
00:46:41My dad's a black belt.
00:46:43So what? I've got a black car.
00:46:45Who gives a stuff about your old man?
00:46:47Sounds like trouble.
00:46:49Yeah, Joe, you stupid idiot!
00:46:51Look what the peanut's done! Look what he's done to me car!
00:46:53Yes, sir, I know the trouble.
00:46:55Yes, sir, everything that can be done
00:46:57is being done.
00:46:59Yes, sir, leave it to us.
00:47:01Goodbye, sir.
00:47:03Thank you.
00:47:05Constable, a double coffee.
00:47:07Bayside police.
00:47:17Ah!
00:47:47Hey!
00:47:49Come back!
00:47:51Pull!
00:47:53Ah!
00:47:55Oh, my God!
00:47:57Oh, my God!
00:47:59Pat, shut up!
00:48:01Oh, my God!
00:48:03Oh, my God!
00:48:09Come back!
00:48:11You won't even do ice cream!
00:48:13Oh, my God!
00:48:15Oh, my God!
00:48:21Look out!
00:48:23What the hell?
00:48:25Ah!
00:48:29Why the hell don't you look where you're going,
00:48:31you little creep?
00:48:33It wasn't my fault. They took my ice cream.
00:48:35You're gonna get yourself killed one of these days.
00:48:37I'm going, I'm going.
00:48:39I'm back! I'm back!
00:48:41What about my ice cream?
00:48:45Ah!
00:48:49Whoa!
00:48:55What the hell are you doing?
00:48:57Get out of there!
00:49:09Come on!
00:49:11No kid knocks off stuff and then takes it home.
00:49:13It's true. Dad trained us that way.
00:49:15It's always been a family business, you know?
00:49:25I win!
00:49:27Oh!
00:49:43Oh!
00:50:13Oh!
00:50:43Go!
00:50:45PJ, I'm at the end of the marina.
00:50:47I need help, okay? Hurry!
00:50:51Ha-ha!
00:50:55I'll make brain sugar!
00:50:57Come on, Wayne!
00:50:59Let's get that little rat out of there!
00:51:01We'll get you!
00:51:03There's no escape! You can't get away!
00:51:05We'll get you!
00:51:07And you'll really be in trouble!
00:51:09And you'll really be in trouble!
00:51:15Elaina! Nice knowing you!
00:51:27We can swim.
00:51:31Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
00:51:39Hook, line and sinker.
00:51:41Ha-ha-ha!
00:51:47Wayne!
00:51:53Shooting!
00:51:55Start up in the name of the law!
00:51:59I'm not stopping.
00:52:03Oh!
00:52:05Oh!
00:52:09Ah!
00:52:19Try that slime!
00:52:27Have a nice day!
00:52:29Come on, Pocky!
00:52:35I'm drowning!
00:52:39Frost!
00:52:41There's a shock!
00:52:53I just can't make it!
00:53:05Where did the bugs come from?
00:53:07Mr. Boyd!
00:53:09Come on!
00:53:25What a mess!
00:53:37Oh!
00:53:43Oh, there you are!
00:54:07Oh!
00:54:15Don't kill them! We've just got to get the walkie-talkies!
00:54:17I won't kill them! I'll just knock them over!
00:54:37Oh!
00:54:41We are police officers!
00:54:43Stop in the name of the law!
00:55:07Oh!
00:55:37Come here!
00:55:39You little work, you people!
00:55:41Come here!
00:55:47I'm falling!
00:55:49Oh!
00:55:59Oh!
00:56:01Oh!
00:56:03Oh!
00:56:07Oh!
00:56:09Oh!
00:56:11Oh!
00:56:13Oh!
00:56:15Oh!
00:56:17That way!
00:56:19Oh!
00:56:21Oh!
00:56:23Oh!
00:56:25Oh!
00:56:27Oh!
00:56:29Oh!
00:56:31Oh!
00:56:35I'll get you!
00:56:38Ah!
00:56:40Ah!
00:56:56I told you not to drive my bloody car!
00:56:58Not bad, eh?
00:56:59You haven't even got a license!
00:57:01I had a bit of trouble the first time...
00:57:04Look at these shoes! They're safe, thanks to you!
00:57:06Shut up!
00:57:07My suit was ruined!
00:57:08Shut up!
00:57:35Sir, do you reckon we lost them?
00:57:37Yeah, I reckon we have.
00:57:39I reckon again.
00:58:04You're a boss, kid! You're a boss!
00:58:26Woo-hoo!
00:58:27Woo-hoo!
00:58:56Woo-hoo!
00:58:57Woo-hoo!
00:58:58Woo-hoo!
00:58:59Woo-hoo!
00:59:00Woo-hoo!
00:59:01Woo-hoo!
00:59:02Woo-hoo!
00:59:03Hey, so much for the show!
00:59:04Hey, so much for the show!
00:59:05Hey!
00:59:06defended!
00:59:07Hey, drop it out!
00:59:09What?
00:59:10Here you go, drop it out!
00:59:14Hey!
00:59:15Stop!
00:59:19You'll be mad if you go through with it.
00:59:20I've got to go, I'm sorry.
00:59:21Yeah?
00:59:22I've got to go.
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:24Oh!
00:59:25Oh!
00:59:26Oh!
00:59:29What are you doing?
00:59:30What are you doing?
00:59:31Oh!
00:59:32My clothes!
00:59:33Oh!
00:59:34My clothes!
00:59:35Oh!
00:59:36My clothes!
00:59:37Get those things out of the public life, Alfred!
00:59:38Hey, what's happening?
00:59:39What's going on in here?
00:59:40Get out of here, step aside!
00:59:41Oh, you idiot!
00:59:42Ah!
00:59:43You idiot!
00:59:44Ah!
00:59:45Oh!
00:59:46Oh!
00:59:47Oh!
00:59:48Oh!
00:59:49Oh!
00:59:50Oh!
00:59:51Oh!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:57Oh!
00:59:58Oh!
00:59:59Oh!
01:00:00Oh!
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:02Oh!
01:00:03Oh!
01:00:04Oh!
01:00:05Oops!
01:00:07Damn it!
01:00:09Try it another time, another time!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:50What's the matter? What are you doing there?
01:00:52What's going on?
01:00:54Help! Help!
01:00:56Somebody! Somebody!
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:02What have you done?
01:01:04Help me!
01:01:06Somebody tell someone!
01:01:08Help me!
01:01:20Oh!
01:01:22Oh!
01:01:32Excuse me!
01:01:40Help me!
01:01:42Help!
01:01:44Ouch!
01:01:52Peter, what the hell's going on here?
01:01:54We're police!
01:01:56I don't care if you pop off!
01:01:58Who's going to clear all this bloody mess up and pay for it?
01:02:00That's a tax deduction!
01:02:02That's not fair!
01:02:04That's life, pal!
01:02:14Back again!
01:02:16You've got to save yourself, eh?
01:02:20What are you doing?
01:02:22Go!
01:02:24Move! Move!
01:02:26Move!
01:02:28You can't do that!
01:02:30Come on, pal, you should get fucked for that!
01:02:44Come on!
01:02:58Come on, goose!
01:03:10Who are those freaks?
01:03:12Well, I can tell you one thing, they're definitely not cops.
01:03:14Well, don't worry.
01:03:16They can't get at us in here.
01:03:42Bit steadier, mate!
01:03:44Just a bit steadier!
01:03:56What are you doing, mate?
01:03:58Are you trying to make them dizzy?
01:04:12Come on!
01:04:18Come on, mate!
01:04:20You're losing them, mate!
01:04:22Come on!
01:04:24Come on!
01:04:32Stop!
01:04:34We're going to be sick in a minute!
01:04:36We've lost the children!
01:04:38Don't those jokers ever take a break?
01:04:40I've only heard of unions.
01:04:42What's wrong with time out like everybody else?
01:05:06How we haven't hit them by now is a wonder to me.
01:05:10You're learning.
01:05:12That's the attitude.
01:05:14If you can do it with that sort of attitude,
01:05:16we'll hit them sometime before lunch.
01:05:40Oh, no!
01:05:42Stop! Stop!
01:05:44Stop the car and let me in!
01:05:46You cannot stop!
01:05:50You cannot stop!
01:05:52You cannot stop!
01:05:54Stop!
01:05:56Stop!
01:05:58Stop!
01:06:00Stop!
01:06:02Stop!
01:06:04Stop!
01:06:06Stop!
01:06:08I can't drive with a window open, mate.
01:06:39Get in! Get in!
01:06:49Look out for those trumps!
01:07:09Look like this!
01:07:10No, I can do it!
01:07:11Let me do it!
01:07:12No!
01:07:13Let me do it!
01:07:14I know!
01:07:15I'll do it!
01:07:38I'll do it!
01:07:39Not bad, considering.
01:08:08Short cut!
01:08:29What are you? What are you, you idiot?
01:08:36I'm an idiot. What do you think you are?
01:08:41That's right. Right, what can you drive? Nothing.
01:08:46Nothing. You couldn't even drive a baby's pram.
01:08:49No. You couldn't buy a driver's fridge, could you?
01:08:53No. You couldn't drive my grandmother into a grave.
01:08:58Look, I don't care if that stuff was stolen, smuggled or came in a cereal packet.
01:09:01Let's just give it back to them.
01:09:03Great idea. Listen, if those goons are mad now, how are they going to be with most of it gone?
01:09:07Maybe we should go to the police.
01:09:09Maybe she's right.
01:09:10You two go. I'll come visiting days.
01:09:12What do you mean? We're the good guys.
01:09:13We've been selling stuff that doesn't belong to us.
01:09:15We could wind up with this kind of view for some time.
01:09:18Well, let's just lie low and hope it all blows over.
01:09:22So, everything's ready to go tomorrow.
01:09:24We've got the transport, we've got the shooters, we've got the muscle.
01:09:27Only one thing we don't have.
01:09:29And with that, you can thank these two prawns.
01:09:33Without this, we're dead.
01:09:35And incidentally, so are you.
01:09:40Bye, Sam.
01:09:41You've got till noon.
01:09:45Look, if you hadn't let me thump that girl, we wouldn't be in...
01:09:48Look, if you hadn't let me thump that girl, we wouldn't be in...
01:09:50Don't you ever let this happen to us again.
01:09:54We must have spoken to dozens of kids on BMX bikes, Sarge, but no luck.
01:09:57No, not one had a walkie-talkie or knew anything about them.
01:10:00Well, they're out there somewhere, so you go out and find them. Now.
01:10:04Yes, Sarge.
01:10:05Yes, Sarge.
01:10:06And don't come back until you do.
01:10:08No, Sarge.
01:10:17Come on.
01:10:28Hi, son.
01:10:29I haven't done nothing...
01:10:30Where did you get that?
01:10:32I wonder if I'll be out of here for my 21st.
01:10:37Come on, it's years away.
01:10:39That's what worries me.
01:10:41Why did we take those things? We must have been mad.
01:10:44You're right. We'll plead insanity.
01:10:48Not perhaps the brightest constable on the force,
01:10:50but in this case the offenders have been apprehended.
01:10:55Yes. All right then, sir.
01:10:58Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
01:11:00Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.
01:11:04Well, I am amazed.
01:11:07Such a sorry-looking bunch like you could cause all that trouble.
01:11:12Well, what are we going to do with you?
01:11:14Give us another chance.
01:11:16You've been stupid. You know that.
01:11:19Well, well, well, do you?
01:11:21Yes, Sergeant.
01:11:23But you won't do it again?
01:11:25No. No, Sergeant.
01:11:27Hmm.
01:11:29Well, next time you find anything,
01:11:32anything, you bring it to us.
01:11:35Could have been a bomb, for God's sake.
01:11:37Anything.
01:11:40However, if you promise...
01:11:43We promise. We promise.
01:11:45Wait a minute. I haven't finished yet.
01:11:48If you promise me that you won't be as stupid as that again,
01:11:52then maybe, well, we can forget about the whole thing.
01:11:55Oh, great. Hang on, hang on.
01:11:57You're not getting off scot-free.
01:11:59It's what you might call good news and bad news.
01:12:02Firstly, all that chaos that you caused is going to cost money.
01:12:06Well, look, that's the good news.
01:12:09However, knowing that these two are around the traps again,
01:12:14is of some help to us.
01:12:16There's a reward out from the banks, you know,
01:12:18for information leading to their conviction.
01:12:21You mean we might crack it for a few bucks?
01:12:23More than a few bucks.
01:12:24If we catch him.
01:12:26If.
01:12:27Look, Sarge, I've got an idea how we might do it.
01:12:30I've had enough of your ideas.
01:12:32Now, you go outside and wait until we can get you transported home.
01:12:36But it's a good one.
01:12:38I've got a better one outside.
01:12:40But all we have to do is...
01:12:41Outside. Out. Outside.
01:12:50Stay out of trouble.
01:12:52Somebody label this. Put it away.
01:12:55I don't want to see it here when I come back.
01:13:02Oh. Yes.
01:13:04I don't know. We promised we wouldn't do anything stupid.
01:13:07This isn't stupid. It's civic responsibility.
01:13:10Helping the police.
01:13:11Helping ourselves.
01:13:12And every other kid around here.
01:13:14You reckon they'll all be in it?
01:13:16They'll be in it if it means getting a BMX track.
01:13:19All we need is the bait.
01:13:21But the horse stopped in the middle of the intersection, sir.
01:13:23Well, it did its business, you see.
01:13:25And then these dogs came running in.
01:13:26And they were sort of sniffing around.
01:13:28And then this truck came careering.
01:13:30Smash, yes. Into the back of the horse and cart.
01:13:32Yes, sir. I suppose I did lose my grip.
01:13:44Quiet. Quiet.
01:13:46Listen. Listen.
01:13:49This will lead us to the goons' hideout.
01:13:56I like to see their faces when they find it's empty.
01:14:00Once we trace the hideout, all we do is call the cops.
01:14:05And step back and wait for the reward to roll in.
01:14:12But what if the goons start to get nasty?
01:14:14They are nasty.
01:14:16Oh, you know. Try something.
01:14:18You've all got your ammo. Use it.
01:14:25OK, what do we want?
01:14:27A BMX track!
01:14:29When do we want it?
01:14:30Now!
01:14:31Do you all know what to do?
01:14:33Yes!
01:14:34Let's go!
01:14:54You're running out of time.
01:14:57I don't believe it.
01:14:59For two days those goons would have killed to catch us.
01:15:01And now they're going to let us die of neglect.
01:15:03They'll find us. Don't worry.
01:15:05Yeah, if they don't, the police will.
01:15:07We thought it was a good idea just now.
01:15:09If it works. If it works.
01:15:10It'll work.
01:15:11Look, it could mean our very own track.
01:15:13Yeah, it could mean our very own trial.
01:15:15We knocked off police evidence.
01:15:17Yeah, but only to catch crooks.
01:15:21Here they are.
01:15:24It's OK. You can take it.
01:15:27We don't want any trouble.
01:15:28Thanks.
01:15:31I don't want anyone phoning the cops.
01:15:33We've given you the box. You don't need her.
01:15:35Let's put it this way, lads.
01:15:37You cross us, she's dead. OK?
01:15:40Don't move a muscle, Spartacus.
01:15:47I'm eager to kill someone.
01:15:53I'm eager to kill someone.
01:16:15That wasn't supposed to happen.
01:16:17Yeah, well, don't worry.
01:16:19At least we've still got a chance of tracing them.
01:16:21Slow down, we can still make it.
01:16:23Start breaking over those walkie-talkies.
01:16:26Gee, it's going to be easier breaking out of jail.
01:16:28I thought we'd give you some practice. You'll need it.
01:16:31Shut up.
01:16:33Unit one to base. Unit one to base.
01:16:36Come in, unit one.
01:16:37Goose, I've got them in sight now.
01:16:42They're heading north along the coast road.
01:16:52This reminds me of a film I once saw.
01:16:54Uh, Kiss the Butt Off My Tire Lever or something.
01:16:57Kiss my what?
01:16:58Anyway, it was about this crazy with an axe
01:17:00who was driving this busload of tourists, you know?
01:17:02By the time he finished with them, nobody needed a return ticket.
01:17:05Except this one girl he's mad about.
01:17:08But she doesn't feel the same way about him
01:17:10as she reckons anyone who uses an axe to settle an argument
01:17:13would not fit into the YWCA debating team where she's president.
01:17:17So she says no when he asks for a hand in marriage.
01:17:20Oh, which is a mistake because he takes it anyway
01:17:23and keeps it in a box just like that one.
01:17:26Look, would you shut up? I am trying to concentrate.
01:17:29It's making me sick, but God, I really want to hear the end.
01:17:34Unit three to base. Unit three to base.
01:17:36They're heading north past the lagoon.
01:17:38They're heading north past the lagoon.
01:17:40Thanks, unit three. Got it.
01:17:42I wonder what they're going to do with Judy.
01:17:44Don't even think about it.
01:17:46This crazy is sitting in this spooky house night after night
01:17:50staring at the box.
01:17:52Then he slowly starts to undo the wire.
01:17:56And then... and then... and then he opens it!
01:17:59Oh, no!
01:18:05The girl's hand jumps straight out of the box,
01:18:07grabs him round the neck, strangles him and he's turned into a zombie,
01:18:10which doesn't do much for his social life
01:18:12because he can't go to the beach parties anymore.
01:18:14But he goes anyway and takes his axe with him.
01:18:16Enough! Enough!
01:18:18I can't believe my bleating ears.
01:18:20Is this the kind of stuff they let their kids see these days?
01:18:23I mean, what sort of parents they got, eh?
01:18:31Unit four to base. Unit four to base.
01:18:33Bloody kids.
01:18:39Unit six to base. Unit six to base.
01:18:41They're approaching West Street and turning left into Gertrude Street.
01:18:45OK, thanks, unit six. We got that.
01:18:47That's the factory district.
01:18:49It's a dead end.
01:19:02Why, go and move on with that.
01:19:04And keep an eye on her, right?
01:19:06Right. Don't let her hit you, Dewayne.
01:19:10Smart-arse.
01:19:12Gee, you've put some wire on us, haven't you?
01:19:15All units converge on Sirius Road.
01:19:18Repeat, Sirius Road.
01:19:20Wait there until we join you, but keep out of sight.
01:19:23OK, let's go.
01:19:26What are you looking at? Nobody's going to help you, doll.
01:19:40The ball game is finally going our way, huh?
01:19:44You and your little disco friends on their little bikes...
01:19:48have lost.
01:19:54It's empty.
01:19:56You, bat, get out of the car!
01:20:10Get out. Get out of the car.
01:20:12You're right in the poo now, sister. Shut it.
01:20:15Explain yourself to him. Come on. Come on.
01:20:19Um, your little walkie-talkies have gone walkies.
01:20:26OK.
01:20:31What's she talking about? They're being looked after.
01:20:35These kids!
01:20:37Let's put the frighters on them.
01:20:39You get the clubs. I'll get the shooters.
01:20:47It's all right. Shooting kids, boss. They don't even take it seriously.
01:20:50They're our heroes, children.
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
01:21:00Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:16Oh!
01:21:28Oh!
01:21:32Oh!
01:21:38Don't even hold me! He'll blow it!
01:21:40Come on, you. You're coming with us.
01:21:42Oh!
01:21:46You've got nothing!
01:21:48Come on. In the back, or I'll break your arm.
01:21:51What a mess!
01:22:03All right, they're getting away!
01:22:05Oh!
01:22:33You dummies!
01:22:35You prawns!
01:22:37You mummified poncies!
01:22:39Brains!
01:22:41They'll have to send out search parties to look for yours.
01:22:44Settle down, will you?
01:22:46You blow this job, I'll have your noses, both of you.
01:22:49And your arms and your legs.
01:22:51I'll burn you, I'll cut you.
01:22:53We didn't do anything wrong.
01:23:03Come on, Goose!
01:23:05Come on!
01:23:08Born and bred in Stoke Ewington.
01:23:11Respected in Hackney.
01:23:14Fated in Tottenham.
01:23:16Little bit of bother, come to Australia.
01:23:19Land of opportunity, the lucky country.
01:23:21Lucky, I should quote her.
01:23:23What am I top for out here?
01:23:25Pair of dummies.
01:23:27Kids on bikes.
01:23:29And I look like I've fell out the back of a baker's van!
01:23:45Come on, Goose, you can make it!
01:24:00Hey, there's a BMX bicyclist along the side here.
01:24:02What?
01:24:03There's a BMX bicyclist!
01:24:09He's right, he's right, BMX-er, BMX-er.
01:24:21I knew it, I told you so, you're beaten now.
01:24:23No, you shut it!
01:24:30Come on, Goose!
01:24:41He's hanging over the side!
01:24:42Come on, Goose!
01:24:43Fuck, run into a tree!
01:24:59Come on, Goose!
01:25:30What's going on?
01:25:31Oh, shit!
01:25:32Shut up!
01:25:33Oh, shit!
01:25:34They're on the air!
01:25:35They're on the air!
01:25:36Hold on!
01:25:59Come on, Goose!
01:26:29Goose!
01:26:30Goose!
01:26:31Goose!
01:26:32Goose!
01:26:33Goose!
01:26:34Goose!
01:26:35Goose!
01:26:36Goose!
01:26:37Goose!
01:26:38Goose!
01:26:39Goose!
01:26:40Goose!
01:26:41Goose!
01:26:42Goose!
01:26:43Goose!
01:26:44Goose!
01:26:45Goose!
01:26:46Goose!
01:26:47Goose!
01:26:48Goose!
01:26:49Goose!
01:26:50Goose!
01:26:51Goose!
01:26:52Goose!
01:26:53Goose!
01:26:54Goose!
01:26:55Goose!
01:26:56Goose!
01:26:57Goose!
01:26:58Goose!
01:26:59Goose!
01:27:00Goose!
01:27:01Goose!
01:27:02Goose!
01:27:03Goose!
01:27:04Goose!
01:27:05Goose!
01:27:06Goose!
01:27:07Goose!
01:27:08Goose!
01:27:09Goose!
01:27:10Goose!
01:27:11Goose!
01:27:12Goose!
01:27:13I'm ready to die
01:27:14Now I'm three
01:27:17Competition is mine
01:27:20I've got to win
01:27:23Come on with me
01:27:25Because you know I'll break it down
01:27:28You're through the pain
01:27:31Can't nobody help around
01:27:35I'm a bad finish
01:27:38And super goose too
01:27:41I've got my marbles
01:27:44And my pixie, pixie pool
01:27:48And we can fly
01:27:51We're lucky
01:27:54For just one night
01:27:57We can still
01:28:02Watch me do
01:28:05The kangaroo hop
01:28:08Kick it out
01:28:11On the table top
01:28:14Competition's tight
01:28:17But it's alright
01:28:20Fly like a bird
01:28:22Like a bat in the night
01:28:26Don't fall with me
01:28:28Because you know I'll break it down
01:28:31You're through the pain
01:28:34Can't nobody help around
01:28:38I'm a bad finish
01:28:41And super goose too
01:28:44I've got my marbles
01:28:47And my pixie, pixie pool
01:28:51And we can fly
01:28:55We're lucky
01:28:58For just one night
01:29:01We can still
01:29:04Competition's tight
01:29:07But it's alright
01:29:10For just one night
01:29:13I'm a bad finish
01:29:20P.M.A.
01:29:23P.M.A.
01:29:26P.M.A.
01:29:29P.M.A.
01:29:32P.M.A.
01:29:35P.M.A.
01:29:38P.M.A.
01:29:41P.M.A.
01:29:42Competition's going
01:29:45Out across the track
01:29:48All this flying
01:29:51Alternate path
01:29:54Competition's going
01:29:57Out across the track
01:30:00All this flying
01:30:03Alternate path