• 2 months ago
Gambling Ghost
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00:01:22He's got three queens, but I've got three aces.
00:01:44So, he's using special glasses to check out my fourth card.
00:01:49Well, I've got a special contact lens that works even better.
00:01:53Child's play.
00:02:13Oh, shit.
00:02:15Show us your card.
00:02:19If I show him, I've lost.
00:02:22We're waiting.
00:02:26Oh, boy, this trick better work.
00:02:29OK.
00:02:35Shazam!
00:02:48Does it still count?
00:02:50Oh, oh, oh.
00:02:54Who do you think you are?
00:02:55We don't like being tricked.
00:02:58Now you're going to pay.
00:02:59No, not my head.
00:03:00Please don't shoot my head.
00:03:11Oh, what a nightmare.
00:03:13Hey, not my head, not my head.
00:03:14What are you up to?
00:03:15Tang wants his car.
00:03:17God damn it.
00:03:19Tell him he can go and walk.
00:03:24I guess he can.
00:03:33Shame on you.
00:03:34Tipping is a bourgeois and capitalistic habit.
00:03:37You should be happy to work your salary and nothing more.
00:03:39Like we do in China.
00:03:47In China, there's nothing to buy with your stupid tips anyway.
00:03:50Not even shoe polish.
00:03:53Stupid commie.
00:03:54That's it! It's a long-haired lady.
00:03:57Yeah, long-haired lady.
00:04:00Number 823.
00:04:01An odd number.
00:04:02There's a car coming.
00:04:03Let's bet on the driver's sex.
00:04:05You're on.
00:04:06Your call.
00:04:07It's a man.
00:04:09You say it's a man?
00:04:10A lady with an odd license plate.
00:04:11You on?
00:04:12Sure.
00:04:14There, the plate's an odd number.
00:04:16And a long-haired lady.
00:04:17Where's your money?
00:04:20You're right about the long hair.
00:04:22But I never seen a lady with a mustache before.
00:04:24Wait, wait.
00:04:24I was right about the plate.
00:04:28Ah, you were wrong about the plate.
00:04:29So I'll take those two.
00:04:30Thanks a lot.
00:04:34No!
00:04:35Leo, you were wrong. We lost.
00:04:43So here we are at last.
00:04:44A capitalist capital. I can't wait.
00:04:47Let's go in.
00:04:55Let's ask.
00:04:57Lady, is there any way I can help you?
00:04:59I'm looking for Secretary Lee.
00:05:01I know he always stays here on his official visits.
00:05:03And I'm his wife.
00:05:05Maybe I should ask over there.
00:05:08I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you.
00:05:10I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you.
00:05:11I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you.
00:05:13It's lucky for you, you ran into me today.
00:05:15Those people there are completely corrupt.
00:05:17I'm in security, so I'm honest.
00:05:20How about that?
00:05:21I'm a security officer, too.
00:05:22It's a pleasure to meet a fellow colleague.
00:05:24How are you, comrade? How are you?
00:05:26Let's go this way.
00:05:28Go on.
00:05:30Do you like my knuckle duster?
00:05:31It's made in Russia.
00:05:32Do you use one of these?
00:05:34We find that using a stick is more effective.
00:05:36If you want me to take you up,
00:05:38I'd be going out of my way.
00:05:39Oh, I've got it.
00:05:41In Hong Kong, there's a saying,
00:05:42no money, no talk, right?
00:05:44Let's go.
00:05:45Oh, hey, hold on a minute.
00:05:46Before we go, I got to make a quick phone call.
00:05:48Hey, come in, Leo.
00:05:49Can you hear me?
00:05:50We got a car illegally parked in 206.
00:05:52So move it.
00:05:53The cops are on their way.
00:05:54So get it out of there.
00:05:55Repeat, 206 is illegally parked
00:05:57and the cops are on their way.
00:05:58Over.
00:05:58I got it.
00:05:59I'm on my way.
00:06:00Over.
00:06:02Now, which floor was it again?
00:06:06No, that floor is too low.
00:06:09I thought it was higher.
00:06:13Ah, yes.
00:06:14It's the second floor.
00:06:19Mr. Lee.
00:06:20Mr. Lee.
00:06:28Mr. Lee, hurry.
00:06:29She's coming any minute.
00:06:31I know.
00:06:39Oh, what is it?
00:06:41You've got to get her out of here quickly.
00:06:43Your wife's on her way in here.
00:06:44That's bullshit.
00:06:45My wife's in mainland China.
00:06:46Hurry up.
00:06:48Move that car now.
00:06:49The cops are almost there.
00:06:50Hey, what are you doing?
00:06:51Listening.
00:06:52Hey, don't do that.
00:06:53I hear noises.
00:06:54Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:06:55I know, but there's a party member in there.
00:06:57Huh?
00:06:58A communist party member?
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00Decadent.
00:07:01So decadent.
00:07:02Quick, park the car.
00:07:03The cops are coming.
00:07:05Listen to me, park that car.
00:07:06I'll personally execute you.
00:07:09I'm sorry.
00:07:10Old habits are hard to break.
00:07:11Hey, which room is he in?
00:07:13This way.
00:07:14Right here.
00:07:16Your wife's coming.
00:07:17What do I do now?
00:07:18Get dressed.
00:07:27Put your pants on.
00:07:29Hello, Mr. Lee.
00:07:32Mr. Lee, can you come to the door, please?
00:07:34Out of the way.
00:07:35I'll do it.
00:07:36Huh?
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:38Hi-ya!
00:07:44Oh!
00:07:45Madna?
00:07:46Huh?
00:07:47Oh, no.
00:07:48Oh, no.
00:07:49You son of a bitch!
00:07:50I'll kill you, you pervert!
00:07:51Don't do it!
00:07:52Don't do it!
00:07:55You're a bastard!
00:07:57You're a bastard!
00:07:58Put that down.
00:07:59No, not my head.
00:08:00Please don't shoot my head.
00:08:01He was naked with a man.
00:08:04Hey, now.
00:08:05Next time he's with a man,
00:08:06I'll let you know,
00:08:07so you can leave her behind
00:08:08and keep it all in the family.
00:08:09I'll be outside.
00:08:11So you'll be my informant.
00:08:13Sure, I'll report to you.
00:08:14Yeah, just as long as you pay me a little.
00:08:17Oh!
00:08:18No!
00:08:19No, don't kill me!
00:08:20No, please!
00:08:21How much do you want?
00:08:22How much can you spare?
00:08:25Will this do for you?
00:08:26US dollars?
00:08:27No problem.
00:08:30Here's my number in China.
00:08:32I work in the Justice Department.
00:08:34Oh, in China?
00:08:35I didn't know they had justice there.
00:08:44Serves him right.
00:08:47No, don't shoot my head!
00:08:48Please!
00:08:49Please don't shoot!
00:08:52Shit!
00:08:57Let's go to a fancy restaurant.
00:08:59How about that?
00:09:01You mean that one over there?
00:09:02They don't even have fresh seafood.
00:09:03All their stuff's frozen.
00:09:05Well, let's try this one.
00:09:07Their seafood's all right,
00:09:08but their sauces aren't.
00:09:12And this one?
00:09:13This one's even worse.
00:09:14Their service is so slow.
00:09:15By the time the food gets to you,
00:09:16it's cold.
00:09:19Good evening, sir.
00:09:20This is a new one.
00:09:21Let's check it out.
00:09:23Hey, Leo.
00:09:24To get in,
00:09:25we need invites.
00:09:28Excuse me.
00:09:30Hey, a video coupon.
00:09:31It'll do.
00:09:32Now, when gambling,
00:09:34this means circles,
00:09:35this bamboo,
00:09:36and this wins.
00:09:37Sure, circles, bamboo, and wins.
00:09:39You got it?
00:09:43Ah, welcome, welcome.
00:09:49So this is where the wedding feast is.
00:09:57What a weirdo.
00:09:59Must be a guest at the bride's.
00:10:01Who are we waiting for?
00:10:02Dinner will be in a while.
00:10:07Ah, Simon.
00:10:08You're here at last.
00:10:09Why are you so late?
00:10:10Oh, I got stuck in traffic.
00:10:11How about a game of mahjong?
00:10:13What about Jack?
00:10:14Don't you know?
00:10:15Look there.
00:10:16He's already playing over there.
00:10:17So he is.
00:10:18Hey, did Tom come with you?
00:10:19No, he told me he'd be coming later.
00:10:20Let's sit down and wait.
00:10:21Are you kidding?
00:10:22The only reason I came today
00:10:23is to play mahjong.
00:10:25I'm dying for a game.
00:10:27Oh, ladies,
00:10:29you wouldn't want to play, huh?
00:10:32Waiter, a bowl of noodles, please.
00:10:34Oh, the same for me
00:10:35and a pack of cigarettes.
00:10:36Would you like something?
00:10:37Nothing.
00:10:40So what are the stakes?
00:10:42Well, since we're only playing for fun,
00:10:44say a hundred bucks a point
00:10:46and starting with three folds,
00:10:48a maximum of tenfold.
00:10:50Oh, great.
00:10:57Five circles.
00:10:58Okay.
00:10:59How are you doing?
00:11:01I'm doing well.
00:11:03San Francisco.
00:11:05Okay, I win.
00:11:07Sixty hundred each.
00:11:08Count it.
00:11:09All right.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:18Five circles.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20How are you doing?
00:11:21I'm doing well.
00:11:23San Francisco.
00:11:25Okay, I win.
00:11:27Six.
00:11:36Bird.
00:11:37Yes!
00:11:39It looks like I win.
00:11:40I'm sorry.
00:11:41It's all right.
00:11:42Pay up now.
00:11:44Here you go.
00:11:46You two are really lucky to win.
00:11:477 carats. That's me.
00:11:56Ah, we're up to four now.
00:11:59So how's that?
00:12:00Incredible.
00:12:01You're the luckiest guy I've met.
00:12:03We're really losing a bundle here.
00:12:05Oh, your luck will change, I'm sure.
00:12:06Here you go, one more.
00:12:07Thanks. Thanks very much.
00:12:08Yeah. OK, thank you very much.
00:12:10Here you are.
00:12:11I'm sure our luck won't last.
00:12:15Oh, the race, the race.
00:12:17I'm sorry. Sorry.
00:12:27I don't know what Hong Kong's coming to.
00:12:29But don't worry, we'll protect you.
00:12:32Don't mention it.
00:12:33If this horse wins, I'll be rich.
00:12:36Mommy, that guy we caught trying to cheat a guy, he brought his gang.
00:12:40Go take care of him.
00:12:43Don't worry, it's nothing.
00:12:44What did you say?
00:12:45Just keep playing.
00:12:46Oh, good idea.
00:12:48I'm feeling lucky tonight.
00:13:03Bamboo.
00:13:06Bamboo.
00:13:09Well, do you want it or not?
00:13:12Not really.
00:13:13Then let's play off.
00:13:16Mommy, he brought in even more men.
00:13:18So what now?
00:13:19Can't you see I'm playing my show and you take care of it yourself?
00:13:28Men can be so violent.
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:53Mommy, they're feeding us badly.
00:13:55What are we going to do?
00:13:56All right, use our last resort.
00:13:58Oh great.
00:13:59I'll chop them into little pieces.
00:14:01Use your knife.
00:14:07OK, here's three bamboos.
00:14:10Do either of you boys want it?
00:14:14No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:15I take it, I win the game.
00:14:17Oh, you win. Of course you win.
00:14:18It's about time you won.
00:14:19You know why?
00:14:20You misunderstood your friend.
00:14:21His signals meant let's leave.
00:14:23Oh, really? I see now, yeah.
00:14:26Here you are.
00:14:26Oh, thank you.
00:14:28Hello, Mommy.
00:14:29Hello, my son.
00:14:30Weren't you scared just now?
00:14:31No.
00:14:33Hey, boss, here's the money you asked for.
00:14:37You're useless.
00:14:38While you were wasting time collecting money,
00:14:40some guys came and started a...
00:14:42Mommy, here's pocket money for your gift.
00:14:45Oh, there's a good boy.
00:14:47Well, how much do you want?
00:14:49Oh, I haven't won yet.
00:14:50What's that?
00:14:51Haven't won?
00:14:53We just won a little.
00:14:57Ah, let's go find Darcy.
00:14:58Oh, please.
00:14:59My eldest son will take care of you.
00:15:01Never mind.
00:15:02Oh, I insist.
00:15:13Now, give back all the food.
00:15:25Now give us all your money.
00:15:28You take US dollars?
00:15:30Get lost.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:16:05Fighting again?
00:16:06What about?
00:16:09I told you to get your act together.
00:16:11You're always in trouble.
00:16:12One of these days, you'll go too far.
00:16:14You'll end up like Grandad, a gambler, a liar, and a cheat.
00:16:17Is that what you really want?
00:16:19That's enough now. I don't want to hear it.
00:16:24Here, rub this in your cup.
00:16:33A gambler.
00:16:37I was winning tonight, until I got found out.
00:16:41My dad and your son?
00:16:42What kind of a man do you call that then?
00:16:48What did you leave me when you died?
00:16:49Nothing but bad luck and that's all.
00:16:50You old fart.
00:16:57Now you stop that.
00:17:00You'll be sorry if you hit me again.
00:17:12Please take everything to Mr. Hu's room.
00:17:14Mr. Hu, don't worry about paying me back just yet.
00:17:19I'll wait.
00:17:20You know, I'll make a fortune selling these in China
00:17:22and I'll send the money straight to you.
00:17:24You know what? I love this Beijing Cuspidon.
00:17:27Oh, it's nothing.
00:17:28Thanks anyway.
00:17:29Why don't we go to my room and have some coffee?
00:17:31All right.
00:17:34I'm going to go to my room and have some coffee.
00:17:36All right.
00:17:41What a jerk.
00:17:44You Hong Kong girls have lovely bums.
00:17:46What's he doing?
00:17:47That's against the law here.
00:17:49But not for long.
00:17:50We'll change all that after 1997.
00:17:52Asshole.
00:17:53You're a commie jerk.
00:18:11Hey, why don't you help?
00:18:12What are you looking at?
00:18:15Ah, there you are.
00:18:16What do you want?
00:18:17I'm sorry.
00:18:18I thought you parked cars here.
00:18:19Hey, hold on.
00:18:20I do park cars here.
00:18:22I'm sorry.
00:18:25Let's go in, shall we?
00:18:30Yeah, right.
00:18:31Like she goes for guys who park cars.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34I'm sorry.
00:18:35I'm sorry.
00:18:36I'm sorry.
00:18:37I'm sorry.
00:18:38I'm sorry.
00:18:39I'm sorry.
00:18:41She's out of your league, man.
00:18:43You're dreaming as usual.
00:18:45I'll go check us in.
00:19:04Ready?
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:13One-way ticket.
00:19:15One-way ticket.
00:19:16Hey, wait.
00:19:17How do you know she's a whore?
00:19:18You don't have any evidence.
00:19:20She might be here for a business meeting.
00:19:22Or maybe they're related.
00:19:23Or maybe that guy's gonna give her a violin lesson.
00:19:25A whore is a whore, okay?
00:19:26I'm so sure.
00:19:27Let's bet on it.
00:19:28Okay, a hundred.
00:19:29You're on.
00:19:33Excuse me.
00:19:35I left a file inside the car.
00:19:37It's important.
00:19:38For the contract?
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:45One-way ticket.
00:19:46One-way ticket.
00:19:48Oh, yeah.
00:19:53Hey, there.
00:19:54Are you sure the file's in the car?
00:19:55I can't find it anywhere.
00:19:56No?
00:19:57Could you be mistaken?
00:19:58I'll find it.
00:20:02Thanks.
00:20:05Hey!
00:20:06Have you seen my girl?
00:20:07She ran off.
00:20:09Huh?
00:20:10Hey, hey, hey!
00:20:11That's my car!
00:20:12Huh?
00:20:13What?
00:20:14You laughing?
00:20:15That woman just stole my car!
00:20:16There's one with my watch in my wallet.
00:20:17And you let her get away!
00:20:18What's going on?
00:20:19What's the problem?
00:20:20I'll tell you what.
00:20:21These buffoons didn't do their job.
00:20:22They let some bimbo drive away in my car.
00:20:24I'll report you to my gang.
00:20:26You idiot!
00:20:27Don't you know your job?
00:20:29She gave me the damn parking card.
00:20:31Giving you the parking card doesn't mean anything.
00:20:33You're responsible.
00:20:34You're to blame!
00:20:37Don't you know?
00:20:39Never hit anyone on the head!
00:20:41I'm going!
00:20:43Me too!
00:20:45I'd better not see you again!
00:20:57You're back early.
00:21:01Why?
00:21:02You ill?
00:21:04I don't work at that place anymore.
00:21:06Why?
00:21:07How do we pay the rent if you've quit?
00:21:09We can't pay the rent.
00:21:10We've got no money.
00:21:12What about severance pay?
00:21:14Will you go away?
00:21:16So you got nothing?
00:21:19I know.
00:21:20I know a great way to make some money.
00:21:22Really.
00:21:23We can make a lot of profit.
00:21:25Come on, Dad.
00:21:27Lend me 50 grand to start.
00:21:29What's this great idea of yours then?
00:21:31First of all, I'll need partners.
00:21:33For my dessert shop.
00:21:34I'll need 20.
00:21:3620 partners?
00:21:38But you tell each partner his share is 50-50.
00:21:40If each invests 50,000 towards the capital,
00:21:42you end up with a million.
00:21:44And that's not all.
00:21:46The shop loses money, so I close it.
00:21:48And then I tell the partners we're broke.
00:21:50They haven't lost too much.
00:21:51It's business.
00:21:52But I become rich.
00:21:54In Hong Kong, it's the rule of the jungle.
00:21:56What if the shop makes money?
00:21:58Hey, it's not easy to make money.
00:22:00It's more likely we'll lose.
00:22:01Besides, I can put insects in the food.
00:22:03And I can ask the triads to go mess up the place.
00:22:04We have to lose.
00:22:05I don't cheat the customers.
00:22:07I only cheat all the shareholders.
00:22:09What do you think?
00:22:10You little shit.
00:22:11You're even worse than your granddad.
00:22:13How can you cheat people like that?
00:22:14You know what happened to him.
00:22:17Oh, Dad, I know how granddad died.
00:22:19Don't take it out.
00:22:20I've seen it a thousand times.
00:22:22Now you look what happened to him.
00:22:23Read how the king of the cheaters died.
00:22:25Go on, go on, read it.
00:22:27I don't want you to end up like that,
00:22:28you layabout.
00:22:30Lock up my stamp houses for me.
00:22:41It's your fault.
00:22:42You're the king of cheaters.
00:22:43Yet when you passed away,
00:22:44you left us nothing.
00:23:00So he's seen the error of his ways.
00:23:02He spent the whole night on his knees.
00:23:04Hey, hey, wake up.
00:23:06Please don't hit my head.
00:23:07Don't worry.
00:23:09That dessert shop idea will never work.
00:23:11You'd only end up in trouble
00:23:12with all the shareholders.
00:23:13Here's 2000 bucks.
00:23:15Go give yourself an honest job,
00:23:16then pay me back.
00:23:17I'm going out.
00:23:22He hits my head,
00:23:23and then he gives me money.
00:23:25That's schizo.
00:23:26I'm not a schizo.
00:23:28Then he gives me money.
00:23:29That's schizo.
00:23:30Schizo, am I?
00:23:31No, I'm a fatso.
00:23:33Big.
00:23:35Why'd you bet it all?
00:23:36It's all or nothing.
00:23:38Small.
00:23:41In your case, it's nothing.
00:23:42How was I supposed to know?
00:23:43Let's go now, come on.
00:23:45Bye.
00:23:47Hey, got one for me?
00:23:48Not you again.
00:23:49I've given you lots already.
00:23:51Come on, I just lost a lot.
00:23:52Give it here.
00:23:53Goddamn scrounger.
00:23:55Not only cigarettes.
00:23:56What's his problem?
00:23:57He doesn't even smoke.
00:23:58Who do you want to bet on?
00:23:59The banker.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Then I'll bet for you.
00:24:08What luck.
00:24:14Hey, it's yours.
00:24:16How?
00:24:17You heard me.
00:24:18When I said that I would bet for you,
00:24:20I meant that I would bet for you.
00:24:22Really?
00:24:23Sure.
00:24:24I understood what you meant.
00:24:26Oh, so when you said you'd bet for me,
00:24:28you meant for me.
00:24:29So when I win, I win a lot.
00:24:31Their problem knows him.
00:24:33Same again, huh?
00:24:35For you, sir.
00:24:37Oh, what a big rabbit.
00:24:39Here, that's it.
00:24:40Oh, thank you.
00:24:42Have you ever eaten rabbit?
00:24:43What are you looking at, pervert?
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:47They weren't even that big.
00:24:49Hey, but those ones are.
00:24:56Here we are.
00:25:04Hey, another sucker.
00:25:11Get a load of her.
00:25:13Who's winning?
00:25:14The banker.
00:25:19Right, get us a taxi.
00:25:21We've got no money.
00:25:22It's all right, go.
00:25:23Huh?
00:25:24What's wrong?
00:25:25My lipstick.
00:25:26Ah, forget about it.
00:25:27Let's just play.
00:25:28Ah, I left it in your car.
00:25:30Please leave.
00:25:31Do you really have to go?
00:25:32We only just got.
00:25:33Oh, OK.
00:25:34But please come back quickly.
00:25:35I will.
00:25:36It's not that important.
00:25:39Hey, here.
00:25:48OK, go.
00:25:49Just follow that car.
00:25:50Paul, what about.
00:25:51I got it.
00:25:53Hey, you.
00:26:07Is it that end?
00:26:08No, that 100.
00:26:09Here's eight packs of cigarettes.
00:26:10Keep the change.
00:26:11Hey, but I don't smoke.
00:26:12And what about my tip?
00:26:23Oh
00:26:42Miss Lily, he's still my heart your belly's big, but I can still see your dick
00:26:49Here
00:26:54You've been working hard, that's the eighth one this month
00:26:57It's to pay my mom's hospital bill. Yeah, you've earned it up to buy the hospital
00:27:03another deal done
00:27:06Load up the car now
00:27:23I
00:27:39Hope she stops when she sees me
00:27:41I
00:27:51Saw what you did I want to share all telecoms 50-50 you got that
00:27:58Well, hey, I don't mind hitting women, you know
00:28:08Hey, I don't like sharing my money
00:28:11Down don't shoot me
00:28:27What a nerve I'll get you if I ever see you again
00:28:31Let's welcome our two new colleagues. I want you to remember that there's no gambling allowed in this hotel. We know
00:28:38Do you think our next customer will be a male or female a female I think male but 50 bucks on it
00:28:44No way, let's make it a hundred. Okay, it's a deal. All right. Thank you. Bye
00:28:53Yes, sir after I get a tip from him I'll get one from you
00:28:56Oh
00:29:06Change
00:29:09Got em cheapskate
00:29:13You're happy
00:29:17He's new here help him out this one's yours
00:29:27I
00:29:32Want you to look pretty in the room, we'll make a video don't you want to be a star?
00:29:35Oh goody. I've always wanted to ask so by
00:29:38Hey quick go find us a car to use go on
00:29:44What are you so eager for
00:29:56I
00:30:02Don't close just yet. Can you make a copy of this key here?
00:30:05Here the cars parked that kept you
00:30:09We can use this one great
00:30:12My car, please
00:30:18Please thank you
00:30:27Oh
00:30:30I'm Taylor
00:30:36Get closer Carl stop any second
00:30:46Slow down slow down. I'll hide
00:30:51Oh
00:30:55Hey there, can I help you with anything? I'm out of gas. Oh, really?
00:31:03What's the problem there's no problem I'm just out of gas. Oh, well, that's easy to fix
00:31:09Sir, could you give this lady a lift? Oh, sure. I will
00:31:13Well, my work here is done. Don't block up the road too long
00:31:21You're lucky I came along
00:31:51Hey, hey, it's a man
00:32:17Miss Lily be still my heart
00:32:21Your belly is big, but I can still see your dick
00:32:24You know our code so you work with us. Uh, yeah, Lily's mom is worse
00:32:28So she had to stay with her at the hospital
00:32:30So she sent me along in her stead tell Lily to hurry up and buy her mom at hospital. She'll know what I mean
00:32:39You're gonna tell her more than that
00:32:41So here you are
00:32:44So you and that bitch stole my car to sell the ham did you know you also stole my friend's car?
00:32:49Looks like we caught you red-handed
00:32:51Hey kid, you should be more careful whose car you steal. Not. Everyone's a pushover. I can steal any car. I want huh?
00:32:59You're so cock sure
00:33:01Don't mess with me my triad to the 6-4 Society famous for white gloves and straw
00:33:08What's your gang it's the 27th you gang huh, how good are you one call to my gang and I'll be joined by hundreds
00:33:16You're even better I'll get the 27th Red Army Brigade nobody move
00:33:24What's going on here you're all smugglers hands up
00:33:29Comrades here
00:33:34Now hear this I
00:33:36Suspect the police have been helping these smugglers all along arrest the boat now now
00:33:41I wish we were traffic cops. Yeah a nice safe job. It's never happened. You hear
00:33:51Lock them up and take the car as evidence
00:34:01Hurry don't let him get away
00:34:10Oh
00:34:40I
00:35:10Oh
00:35:34Hold it
00:35:35Hey, do you really think you can get away with stealing my car so easily I want a million dollars ransom
00:35:46He's got nice corneas
00:35:50I'm not sure about his kidney. It seems a little tender in three days
00:35:54If I don't get the million, I'm gonna slice him up and sell his parts to China
00:35:59Leo
00:36:01Hong Kong's overflowing money. Just look at all the jewelry shops at Central should be easy to get a million
00:36:31You
00:36:38Gotta pay
00:36:41No money no ride now get off
00:36:46You're a real nice guy
00:37:02All the extras to make up come on, let's go
00:37:05I
00:37:31Want to go to Jordan Road
00:37:33Can't you speak clearly
00:38:03You
00:38:33Want to get off here
00:38:39Change this
00:38:46That's a thousand dollar note there
00:38:55That's better
00:39:00What's the problem
00:39:03Huh
00:39:07It's a man
00:39:09I go
00:39:32Over there
00:39:40Hey
00:39:44You stay where you are stay there
00:39:49Aren't you scared? Oh, yeah. No, we're not scared. Yeah, those can't die, you know
00:40:10You
00:40:18Scared now I can do a wolf as well
00:40:31Granddad oh
00:40:33So this is where they buried your worthless corpse, well take a look at your grandson I'm as worthless as you are
00:40:40Thanks for nothing you asshole
00:40:44Thanks to you our family name is ruined it's all your fault
00:40:48Since I was born. I've had nothing but bad luck
00:40:50Other granddad's leave behind a goddamn fortune. So there yeah
00:40:55You know how hard it is for me to survive
00:40:58What am I done to deserve all this? Why was I born so poor, huh?
00:41:03It's true, you know, it's true. It's all thanks to you. It's all your fault
00:41:33I
00:41:35Was working the new hotel I
00:41:43Know you're tired out. I'll go heat up some soup for you
00:41:48Here drink it I don't want it I made it specially for you now drink it I said no
00:41:54Oh
00:41:59How dare you talk to me like that you hit my head again I warned you why
00:42:24Son
00:42:55Oh
00:43:00You're dead
00:43:09Daddy I'm disappointed
00:43:14Show respect kneel before him. Oh
00:43:20I'm even more disappointed in you. You hit my grave
00:43:24You spat on me. You've got a bad attitude. See he's had enough of you as well. Hey, you know, I'm not unreasonable
00:43:30Who said you could talk? You're just as bad. Why'd you turn him against me? I
00:43:35Didn't want him to end up like you. Nonsense. I'm not that bad. I had some money, but I gave it all to those who deserved
00:43:43Take a look. You can see by this. I was actually quite a nice guy
00:43:49Granddad I want you to teach me how to be the king of cheaters just like you shut up bad boy
00:43:53Oh, yeah, you're a bad boy as well
00:43:55You've got a ruined his image of me and as a result the boy has never had any respect now
00:43:59Those candles and incense aren't real are electric and you're never give me food to eat. Yes, we do
00:44:04Look apples and oranges, they're plastic and they're indestructible
00:44:09You hit him too much
00:44:13Don't hit his head he is my father after all dad you can scold me all you want believe you stop bringing out of it
00:44:20I know I'm not perfect. I'm only a postal worker, but I feel good about myself. I'm honest
00:44:25I don't want my son to grow up to be honest, too
00:44:28That's all I have to say dad. You can go
00:44:39Since I'm already here. There's something I want to finish and I could use your help
00:44:45Granddad you'll teach me all your tricks that depends on your attitude
00:44:56Oh great now, I've got a chance. Yeah. I'm warning you. It'll only mean trouble
00:45:03Oh
00:45:12Granddad after I finished cleaning I've got some presents for you
00:45:26My stamp out
00:45:28Thank God Oh
00:45:31Granddad please look kindly upon me
00:45:35Look I got you a big house and a van see I even got you a portable phone and a big-screen TV commies would die
00:45:46All I ask is that you teach me how to cheat when I go to the casino tonight
00:45:50You can come along to help me. Please help me win lots of money. Oh, please help me. Hey, I've got something else for you
00:45:58There a girl with big tits just for you just like Dolly Parton
00:46:04Go on go on do your stuff big hits go on
00:46:07Even when alive I bet you never saw tits like these, huh, granddad
00:46:16Where's granddad now
00:46:19Thank you, what do you want?
00:46:23And I don't want anything you've got
00:46:27Down here
00:46:30Hi granddad, I've been waiting all day for you. I can't come out much daylight. Hey, what are you doing down here?
00:46:37Why do these girls wear so little but they scare to catch him cold
00:46:40It's the fashion now not my style and that's what the big tits you sent me. They're really horrible. Whoo
00:46:47They're just like jelly wobbling all over stop complaining down here and help me to win some money up here
00:46:52All right, go back up when I hit your left leg, but I'm big when I hit your right leg, it's small
00:46:58What about even then?
00:47:00in between
00:47:12Big big I
00:47:17Want
00:47:22I
00:47:33Can't believe my luck today all those chips are mine. Okay, I win again
00:47:52Oh
00:48:22I
00:48:38Don't mind helping you wait, but you got to do me a favor in return anything you say just keep me winning
00:48:44Hey
00:48:49Paul I want you to kill someone for no problem. I can kill ten people for you if you want
00:48:55Which game nowadays it's easiest to play. It has the largest payout
00:49:01Welcome to the mark six lottery tonight. We'll be using a newly designed funnel which will eliminate any chance of cheating
00:49:08Hey you actors get up the set go back to your studio
00:49:14Down
00:49:16You spend money on this too. Oh, you can win a lot of money on this
00:49:24Well, if I win this I'll be able to retire
00:49:28Tonight's first prize is almost two million dollars. What do you think of that?
00:49:31Well, that certainly is a lot of money Bob. Sure is. Well, yeah, look at that
00:49:36Will you stop messing around? Don't touch that get back over there
00:49:43By dr. Hopi and thank you all. All right without further ado. We'll now go live to the draw
00:49:53Hey
00:49:55One one
00:50:11Your last number's wrong
00:50:13two two two
00:50:16two two
00:50:18two two
00:50:25Oh
00:50:27It works again three three three three three three three
00:50:35three
00:50:36three three
00:50:38Not 33. Hey, don't worry. I can fix that
00:50:46And the third number is three it works this stick really has magic powers it really works
00:50:55I
00:51:03Said 44 44, right? I didn't say that only four. Oh
00:51:10Four why didn't you say so?
00:51:12I
00:51:21Read this one too. The fourth draw number is
00:51:33Get ready now
00:51:35Oh
00:51:40The next one must be sick
00:51:42Yeah, yeah
00:51:44Nobody in the right mind which is those numbers. I'm sure to win there with my help, of course
00:52:05Oh, sorry, we made a mistake. It's actually number six
00:52:16So sorry, so sorry the sixth number is six
00:52:25It was nine you cheated I want revenge
00:52:35Oh
00:52:46Thank you, thank you, thanks
00:52:51Hey Paul, yeah granddad you've got your money now, it's time to take revenge for me. No problem
00:52:58Who's the guy who did you wrong? I'll teach him a lesson or two
00:53:00Just what do you mean by that you promised you'd kill him for me?
00:53:03Who do you want me to kill for you then
00:53:09What should I bet on next to
00:53:12Okay, I know that guy mr. No change wouldn't give me a tip. He's right that killed me. I'll see you around
00:53:22You know who that guy is he's just a lucky sperm
00:53:25What do you mean by that? Oh, it means right place right time
00:53:28He was a sperm like me, but he hit a better goal compare IQs and I'm way ahead of him
00:53:32And you're a sperm of action kill him tonight. Huh? I can't why not granddad
00:53:38I've got a friend in trouble and tonight we've got to help him out
00:53:51Hey Paul, get me out of here. I've been up here for hours and I'm busting for a leak. Are you here granddad?
00:53:57Don't worry. I'll give you special powers. Go on
00:54:04Got my million
00:54:08Is it all there
00:54:23But now you support
00:54:27Yeah
00:54:57What's your left what's that right? Oh my god too many
00:55:06Come back Paul don't leave me
00:55:27I
00:55:57Don't worry you're doing just great
00:56:16Good now, I need your help. How can I take revenge? I'm beaten to a pulp good
00:56:27Oh
00:56:54Hey
00:56:57Hey
00:57:00Of course all the Chinese made weapons bare hands can't kill him bullets will
00:57:24Launch the grenades
00:57:27Oh
00:57:29Wow modern bullets are really big
00:57:36What's going on
00:57:58Ah
00:58:02So are you okay?
00:58:08Hey Leo Leo
00:58:15Crazy yeah, I don't believe it. Yeah, those bad old days are all behind us now
00:58:22God's in his heaven and all's right in the world
00:58:25Hey ever seen 500
00:58:3350,000 then
00:58:35Seldom
00:58:39How about a million
00:58:41No, never. Can I touch it? Yeah, it's not for touching. It's first. Yeah. Yeah before that. We gotta bust the ghost, right?
00:58:49Nope
00:58:51My friends in exorcist with special powers, he really knows his stuff. He's real famous in China
00:58:56When we swam over from China, he used his power to scare the shot. It sounds good
00:59:18I feel his presence
00:59:21Granddad thanks for helping me win so much. Now. I'm a millionaire. I can enjoy life at last
00:59:27You should give up this revenge idea and I for an eye and the whole world goes blind now forget about it and be happy
00:59:33Goodbye, Grant
00:59:49Oh
01:00:02Sir do you think this is a good time? He won't leave this world until he's had repair
01:00:09Destroy him then he'll never reincarnate. No. No, I don't want that
01:00:19I
01:00:27Changed my mind now. I don't want this. You can't be serious. I am I only wanted you to send it back to heaven
01:00:33That's impossible. He's a ghost. He's only here to take revenge and that's all you're dealing with a killer who must be destroyed
01:00:49Oh
01:01:14You're pyromaniac
01:01:17Sir, please go. All right, I will
01:01:23My stamp albums, where did you put them right here?
01:01:28See you later
01:01:38Why don't we buy the whole day?
01:01:40No, oh
01:01:44Boy I thought this is supposed to be enjoyable. Don't complain. It costs too much
01:01:52Stone fish with strawberries and truffle omelet. The stone fish is fresh. It will cost a lot
01:01:57I'll have the steam freshwater crab stuffed with caviar
01:02:00Caviar, yeah a little fish eggs. I want you to stuff them inside the crab. Okay
01:02:10Oh
01:02:36Thank you, thank you
01:02:39Thank you very much
01:03:03You look there's more money go ahead
01:03:09For your money, it's my money. So go ahead. Don't worry
01:03:21Disgusting
01:03:23Oh
01:03:32Hey, hey you in the low-cut dress sit near the door go ahead gonna sit facing the door. Yeah, go ahead
01:03:38Hey, I'm gonna buy your underwear
01:03:42Hey, I'll pay for it
01:03:49Okay, thanks, I'm just gonna borrow you can pick them up in the toilet later on
01:03:54Oh
01:04:00Thanks
01:04:08Boy are you crazy? Look at yourself? Why are you covered in handkerchiefs? Huh? Thank you. Chips. Oh, yeah
01:04:14They're not handkerchiefs. Look they're underwear
01:04:17Shut up. I've got a bone to pick with you. You betrayed me didn't you?
01:04:23I'm a millionaire now. Let me enjoy it first revenge is not enjoyable
01:04:28You and me had an agreement and I kept my part of it
01:04:33Hey, I know that and I've been thinking I can afford to pay a professional to take revenge for you
01:04:38I don't want a high-head killer. I know what I want my own flesh and blood to avenge my dad
01:04:43Come on, I'm no good at killing and you know nowadays you get locked away for doing that in 97 maybe but now it's illegal
01:04:51I got an idea. You show me where you were killed
01:04:54We turn to the crime once more and if there's enough evidence there we can sue the bastard's ass off. Okay?
01:05:12Hey granddad, who is this guy here?
01:05:16The general is expecting you
01:05:18Why are you dressed like a Japanese?
01:05:21Thank you
01:05:23Where are we back in time or what? Hey wait
01:05:32Sam Oh son is here to meet the general. Oh, I see. How do you know?
01:05:37He's got a train to catch so we haven't much time. Hey, I brought your gold watch that you left that time
01:05:42Oh, it's not my watch it. Oh
01:05:45Yeah, I almost forgot. Wow, it's bribery. Come this way
01:05:51General
01:05:56Samo-san has the goods here. I'm pleased to meet you. Here's a little gift a reminder of your homeland
01:06:14Wow more bribery just like mainland China, this is the sample I promised
01:06:22Whoa
01:06:23Now this I like
01:06:26It's the latest model is there only one Oh
01:06:30Why no, there's a warehouse with a pile to the ceilings. Oh, it's called is so heavy
01:06:37Grand where are you going? Huh?
01:06:41Are you really taking me to see your death
01:06:43I
01:06:54Will
01:06:56Oh
01:07:11Where is it keep driving?
01:07:26Ha ha ha we're rich ha ha ha one gun and some cheap pottery. We've got two boxes of gold
01:07:35Hey stop over there I need a leak, right
01:07:56Go on
01:08:26Oh
01:08:56Well, you know, you're right
01:09:26I'm sorry. I didn't realize I must take revenge
01:09:29He's outside. Huh? Hey, you better plan what to do. Who does your dessert shop have many investors then?
01:09:36Mr. Fox wanted to invest too
01:09:38But he wanted to get me into his bed. So I refuse I
01:09:44Wonder if you'll refuse me
01:09:56You
01:10:14And chung-chang
01:10:17Different China, didn't he?
01:10:19Nowadays, it's quite common. I was a don't defect. Oh, hey
01:10:23He's not the only one here today I hear there are two communists coming anything about
01:10:36These Hong Kong spittoons are very awkward
01:10:38That's they must be the official they've got to be the officials
01:10:48Hey Leah grabs up we'll need them later. Ah
01:10:53Fan chung-chang
01:10:54That's the one he left the motherland for a woman damn traitor went to friend his words really gone downhill
01:11:00It's no good at all. There's no red in it
01:11:03Look, it's been sold
01:11:04Who would buy such shit rich petty bourgeois by the name of Yao a real asshole
01:11:12Let me add a little message to this painting
01:11:18A tortoise means a sucker quite appropriate. Don't you think?
01:11:24Hey, what do you think you're doing? Hey comrade, we're just having a little fun
01:11:28Hey now, I remember among the tenders for investment in our new oil field. There's a potential investor named
01:11:34Yeah, I hope it's not this guy. How could we trust a man with such poor taste as to buy a bad painting like that?
01:11:39I prefer this fella to a loser like that
01:11:44Yes, I know
01:11:47Nice Hong Kong
01:11:49It's all right with your money and our system. We'll have one country and one system
01:11:56Granddad now, what do we do knock him out and I'll take over
01:11:59director
01:12:01You're here at last
01:12:04Excuse me. I don't think what a smell
01:12:11Hey, hold on don't touch them. Hey, I know those men. Yeah
01:12:18We meet again, why didn't you tell me you were coming here today? Oh, I didn't have time to director I do smell
01:12:25Must have been something guy had to eat. I'm sorry. Sorry. However, this seems to have done the trick. It's great
01:12:34How long have you been here?
01:12:37Well in that case, let me introduce you to my Hong Kong contact
01:12:45Now these stones are from the Great Wall of China itself, okay, there's a few left so they're very rare now these stones
01:12:53I will give to you instead of name cards. How's that?
01:12:55Thank you
01:13:04I'd love to but I've got to get back for a game of bridge with all done
01:13:07Huh? Now before I go I'd like to tell you all about an opportunity
01:13:11What we need now is Hong Kong investors to invest after all we're all in this for profit
01:13:15I myself will put a lot of money into this no matter what happens. We're all in the same boat. Is that right?
01:13:20I hope you all remember. We're the motherland and remember when I make profit
01:13:24So to all of you now, all you have to do is invest and we'll all be millionaires
01:13:30There's still horse racing after 1997
01:13:42Wow great watch yeah and very expensive I
01:13:46I
01:13:48Put a bet on each horse
01:13:50They love you. No wonder Chinese officials always come here
01:13:54What's that?
01:13:56Major alarm
01:14:00But watch the pages well who's calling
01:14:07It's him
01:14:10Well, hello there I was passing by and thought I'd drop in for a visit come in Oh your name
01:14:16My name is Yao Tai Xing. We met at the art gallery. I'm calling on you today on behalf of my grandfather
01:14:21See who that is. Who's calling? Oh, there's no need for that. I paged it from downstairs. It's only me
01:14:28I'm also the one who gave you these two gifts. Oh, really? You like them?
01:14:32Although very odd. They're quite useful. So we'd like I was wondering if you were free tomorrow to come for dinner at my house
01:14:37We can talk about the oil project. My family is particularly interested in your project here. Ah
01:14:43So, will you oh, yeah, we'll come good
01:14:53I've got them. All it took was a few gifts and they're coming over for dinner tomorrow if everything works out
01:14:58All right, we'll be damn rich, man
01:15:02Grandpa how much you gonna bribe him with?
01:15:06Ten million I don't think that's enough ten million US dollars
01:15:13Okay
01:15:24Welcome welcome, you are welcome. Welcome. Welcome
01:15:30You are well welcome. Welcome. Come in. This way, please
01:15:34You are welcome
01:15:38Let me introduce you this is mr. Lee and mr. Yang in China and this is miss Lily a renowned socialite and also my partner
01:15:45Are your partner?
01:15:48How do you do?
01:15:50Please follow me
01:15:55These are our two chefs this evening they're from Beijing flown in especially for you
01:16:01Excuse me
01:16:08So you two have come here from Beijing
01:16:11You look like local. Oh, that's enough
01:16:14If you cook it too much, it loses all of its flavor
01:16:18You know your food well done well done get out go
01:16:23So you and miss Lily are partners in what oh, we've got half a share each in a dessert shop
01:16:28Oh, you haven't got a name for it yet. Ah, I've seen a place in Hong Kong called Mountain Cream Store
01:16:34How about creamy mountains dessert shop?
01:16:37Yes, her skin is creamy white and miss Lily sure has the mountains. I love it
01:16:42I love it a name with a double meaning. It's wonderful
01:16:47I'm sorry. Just call me Mr. Yang. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
01:16:52I'm sorry, just a moment. Hey, go ahead. Hello. Yes
01:17:00How many shareholders
01:17:04You need 20 at least I know the plan I almost did it myself are you gonna put insects in the food as well?
01:17:10And then close down. I'll expose you unless you share the profits
01:17:1550 50 you don't have much choice
01:17:18Your girlfriend look at her I think that she knows them
01:17:25He looks familiar be careful
01:17:37I'd recognize that bastard's face anywhere
01:17:41And him as well. They both cheated me before the girls involved in this as well. I know who they are
01:17:47You're being cheated by them. I know him too, or at least I knew his grandfather. He's not an ordinary man
01:17:53He has special powers. He takes a bomb and he blows it away with his own breath
01:17:58He has no powers
01:18:00There's a ghost involved helping him. I knew this day would come
01:18:06At last I have real need of you your day has come now go sort him out
01:18:17You
01:18:28Here's 10 million US dollars, I don't know what to do with it. Perhaps you would be interested in taking it off my hands
01:18:35well, I
01:18:37No problem. I'll highly recommend you the next time I play bridge with old dunk. I have absolutely no doubt
01:18:42He'll look most favorably on your tender
01:18:47Oh
01:19:08You really have a nerve to show your face again you're cheating days are over you go way too far
01:19:13Huh killed your grandfather a long time ago. No, I have to kill you as well
01:19:18Hmm
01:19:23Kill again, would you well, I'll put a stop to that. So you'll come back for revenge. I don't believe it
01:19:29Believe it. It's real as for my money my grandson gets it all
01:19:34Meanwhile, I'm gonna kill you you won't I won't let you
01:19:38I
01:20:08Couldn't you stop him? Is he so powerful? Don't worry
01:20:17I
01:20:37Can do that too
01:20:48What style is that my dead meat? Oh, yeah
01:21:05Granddad where are you now that I need you the most?
01:21:17Oh
01:21:37You can't escape from me this time, can you now
01:21:42At last you're mine. I suggest you undress now
01:21:45Unless you prefer me to tear off all of your clothes
01:22:15I
01:22:45Oh
01:23:15I
01:23:33Okay, you're alive or dead
01:23:45Oh
01:24:00Okay, come on move it don't push me
01:24:06Go on are you that's his grandson
01:24:16Oh
01:24:19The old one got away the young ones hurt you're the one in the middle so you're next
01:24:26Paul Buddha bless you
01:24:32You're right all along father, I'm no good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I warned you about all this before you wouldn't listen
01:24:42Look at your grandson now
01:24:46Oh, so you're back come on then father you can't fight just run
01:24:59I'm good
01:25:11But I'm better
01:25:15Oh
01:25:36So dad you can fight them there's lots you don't know I'm not that good let's go
01:25:45Oh
01:26:15Hmm you're angry. I know it's not my fault. He's the one you want revenge on go on kill him
01:26:35I've got money. I'll give it all to you once he's gone. I'll inherit it all so go on get rid of him
01:26:42He's the one you want to kill now
01:26:55Granddad granddad
01:26:58I'm rich now. I'm inheriting money
01:27:02I'm a rich man
01:27:14Here all this money's yours, no, it's not that's dirty money. We don't want it. Come on
01:27:25Come on you're all insane
01:27:28I
01:27:30Don't beat me more when we get home
01:27:41Pocket money just take I'm going bye-bye
01:27:52Huh, we'll share that
01:27:55What about me then I want one third, hold on a minute 20 for you we'll share the rest sure. Hey, come on
01:28:01I'm waiting. Yes, sir
01:28:24You
01:28:54You