Izzy Wednesday Night Live!

Stefan Molyneux

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Transcript

00:00:00Good evening, good evening, half-pinch, half-punch, midway of the month, 14th of August, 2024-140824.

00:00:08That's a lot of numbers.

00:00:09Good evening, good evening, and welcome, welcome, freedomain.com to help out Le Show, Le Most

00:00:16Leppreciated.

00:00:17I didn't know you, I didn't.

00:00:20Was Izzy shocked at the amount of taxes she has to pay from her job, but she's a teenager,

00:00:23right, so she doesn't really pay much of anything.

00:00:27We'll get into Izzy's work experience slash situation slash stuff, but first, let's talk

00:00:34about X.

00:00:35So, it turns out, it turns out, funny story, you don't really even have to be on X or Twitter

00:00:42to go viral.

00:00:43So, I went viral this week, not even around, somebody sent it to me, and there were two

00:00:51ways in which Monsieur Lamy went viral.

00:00:55The first was some guy saying, hey, whatever happened to that Steph guy, he seemed pretty

00:00:59innocuous to me, and they kind of nuked him out of the galaxy, and another guy saying,

00:01:02if you weren't on the internet before 2020, you did not deeply understand, or even in

00:01:07a shallow way, understand the deep insanity that is Stephane Molyneux, and people posted

00:01:13tweets of mine that they considered mad, and I'm like, yeah, that seems about right, nothing

00:01:19in particular has changed.

00:01:21So, I got 5.4 million on one and over 3 million on the others, and I thought that was interesting,

00:01:31and I did a video response to some of the comments, which were interesting, to put it

00:01:36mildly, but it's amazing, you know, nobody goes to source material anymore, like, nobody

00:01:42goes to source material.

00:01:43Everyone's like, oh, I heard this crazy thing about Steph, it's gotta be true, cause prejudice,

00:01:47bigotry, and idiocy.

00:01:49And nobody ever says, wow, can you give me a quote of that?

00:01:52No, can't do any of that, just gonna accept the most outlandish stuff.

00:01:57So here's the funny thing, right, I guess that's 8.4, 8.5 million views, translated

00:02:06just as out of curiosity, right, cause some people were like, oh wow, yeah, Steph, I remember

00:02:10that guy, he was really influential to me, blah blah blah blah blah, and people were

00:02:14posting, he's won website over, he's over on Locals, he's on Rumble, all this kind of

00:02:17stuff, right, freedomand.com.

00:02:21So just out of curiosity, 8.4 million views of those tweets, how many new subscribers

00:02:32on Locals came out of that?

00:02:35People wonder why I'm not on X, I mean, other than the sort of moral stuff.

00:02:41How many new subscribers, hello, ah, she's bought food, which I will chew loudly into

00:02:46the microphone.

00:02:50So Izzy, you remember I went a little viral on X this week, right?

00:02:57You can walk up to here, up to the microphone, it's your level.

00:03:00Sorry, we're just gonna mute for a couple of minutes.

00:03:04So Her Majesty can eat the cake, she denies the peasants, Marie Antoinette.

00:03:08I'm just gonna eat really loudly in the microphone.

00:03:11She's going to, we're actually just gonna put some chocolate syrup on the microphone.

00:03:15Oh my gosh, that's disgusting.

00:03:17RIP headphone users.

00:03:18I'm eating.

00:03:19Well, I'm websiteover.com.

00:03:22Meat and cheese sandwich with one piece of bread, because I-

00:03:25What the, hang on.

00:03:28Well that's a massive betrayal.

00:03:30Because I didn't want you to make me one the other night?

00:03:32No, no.

00:03:33Although that, oh my god, that's two massive betrayals.

00:03:36Three massive betrayals.

00:03:37Now, what is the most significant and foundational massive betrayal?

00:03:40What?

00:03:41That I have to be like this for lunch?

00:03:43Nope, nope, nope.

00:03:44It's not a taco.

00:03:45Oh, it is a taco, James, you're quite right.

00:03:49Don't tilt it, don't tilt it.

00:03:50I'm gonna be like those streamers that tilt it and it just spatters everywhere.

00:03:54That's right.

00:03:55Waterfall of nutrition.

00:03:56No, it's-

00:03:57I do eat meat, I'm not a vegetarian.

00:04:00It's because we went to a bakery today and I got the most delicious bread known to mortals.

00:04:05It's hungered up, it's disgusting, it's literally mold.

00:04:08Izzy with the mouth full, I'm just concerned about the politeness of the room.

00:04:12It's moldy bread.

00:04:14They literally mold the yeast and then they make it.

00:04:17Moldy bread?

00:04:18Sourdough is moldy bread.

00:04:20Someone went and ate moldy bread and was like, it's delicious, and made it moldy.

00:04:26Just because it's sour doesn't mean that it's moldy.

00:04:28No, it is.

00:04:29They actually, like-

00:04:30Okay, I'm gonna need a fact check on this.

00:04:31And if someone said one bread sandwich, yes, it's because when I put two pieces of bread

00:04:36on, it's too dry.

00:04:37So I like one bread so I can actually taste the stuff.

00:04:39Four to four point- four to four point five percent too dry.

00:04:43He does the exact same thing, he does the exact same thing.

00:04:46Fermented flour?

00:04:47Yeah, you ferment it.

00:04:48James has literally made it, James, tell us.

00:04:51If you break it down to the atomic level, it is- wait, hang on, hang on.

00:04:56If you break it down at the atomic level, it's constituent components are identical

00:04:59to a taco, ergo it's a taco.

00:05:01I'm gonna have to call absolute scientific nonsense on that and we know this because

00:05:05Izzy is now learning- what is she learning?

00:05:08She's learning chemistry.

00:05:10She's learning chemistry so she can learn how to be attracted to males, because it's

00:05:14all about chemistry.

00:05:15There we go.

00:05:16All right.

00:05:17No, so the-

00:05:18It's fermented.

00:05:19Fermented flour?

00:05:20Is that what sourdough is?

00:05:21Are taco sandwiches- I've literally- yeah, you know what, whatever.

00:05:27Taco cat is a palindrome.

00:05:28I think tacos are more like hot dogs.

00:05:29Oh, sorry, I'm gonna have to delete that.

00:05:32Steph, don't pretend, yeah.

00:05:34Um, wait, go down.

00:05:36Scroll down.

00:05:37Up.

00:05:38Two up.

00:05:39Give me your mice.

00:05:40Give me your mouse.

00:05:41Thank you.

00:05:42Sourdough is the best dough.

00:05:43I'm going here.

00:05:44He said, the world needs to know, are tacos sandwiches?

00:05:47I would say they're hot dogs, because if it's a sandwich, it has to have an open piece

00:05:52on either end, or there are some, but honestly, I think subs are just hot dogs, but modernized,

00:05:56so I think everything's a hot dog if it's connected at one end.

00:06:00Sure, sure.

00:06:01Food-wise.

00:06:02Interesting.

00:06:03One slice of bread is the way- oh, how very Irish of him.

00:06:08One slice of bread is the way.

00:06:11All right, if you're gonna bread, what does that mean?

00:06:14Ew, sourdough.

00:06:16It's like you take some spoiled dough and mix it with normal dough, with a man in finance

00:06:21who's six foot four- okay, what?

00:06:24Wraps are greater than sandwiches.

00:06:25Sourdough via anaerobic process.

00:06:28Anaerobic, does that mean no oxygen?

00:06:30Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:06:31I have not had a truly drunk audience since the last time I did a livestream.

00:06:35I think since the last time I came on here, we always talk about food, and that gets people

00:06:39mad.

00:06:40Uh, yes.

00:06:41Well, no, what really gets people mad is talking about diets.

00:06:45All right, um, what have we got here?

00:06:49Okay, but is cereal soup?

00:06:51Yeah.

00:06:52Interesting question.

00:06:53No, soup is cereal.

00:06:55Soup is cereal.

00:06:56I'm sorry, I'm just gonna translate that.

00:06:58Soup is cereal.

00:06:59There we go.

00:07:00All right.

00:07:02It's funny, Steph, your daughter talks just like you.

00:07:06Fermented foods are better for your stomach.

00:07:08Sourdough is the best.

00:07:10Okay, then I'm gonna go get drunk on a bottle of wine, because apparently that's fermented.

00:07:14Wine's good for you.

00:07:16That's what I just heard.

00:07:17I'm still curious to try olives on a hot dog.

00:07:20If you can still see the hot dog, you're not saving enough money with the olives.

00:07:24Oh, oh, wait, sorry.

00:07:26Hot dogs for a ridiculous amount of money.

00:07:28Can you do a good actually voice?

00:07:30Actually.

00:07:32Okay, can you just read what James has to say here?

00:07:35Actually, all bread is somewhat fermented.

00:07:38The difference is in the yeast you're using.

00:07:41Sourdough uses culture you keep alive, whereas other breads use dry yeast, and the taste is different.

00:07:49And the way you do actually is you go, actually.

00:07:52Actually.

00:07:53That's excellent.

00:07:55Nothing but moldy bread for three stinking days.

00:07:57Oh, good.

00:07:58We've got someone who's calling from Soviet gulags in the 1950s.

00:08:01All right.

00:08:02Okay, so let's get back here.

00:08:05Oh, is it showing up in both places?

00:08:07Let's check.

00:08:08There's one other place we need to check, which is the massive numbers of people watching

00:08:12over on Rumble.

00:08:14Oh, okay.

00:08:15No, that's nothing.

00:08:16Nothing exciting over there.

00:08:18All right.

00:08:19Wow.

00:08:20Most of the Rumble people.

00:08:22By the way, I've been hearing an old style sort of cell phone beeping in the audio.

00:08:27My phone is on silent, and I also, I've only gotten a-

00:08:29Can you put it on airplane mode?

00:08:31Because it might be interfering.

00:08:32No, it's on silent.

00:08:33No, airplane mode.

00:08:34Because as it tries to get-

00:08:35I need to get a text of my work updates.

00:08:37Oh, you do?

00:08:38Okay.

00:08:39They're yapping tonight.

00:08:40All right.

00:08:41Something about hours.

00:08:42I don't even know.

00:08:43Okay, so questions for Izzy.

00:08:44One was, are you shocked at the amount of taxes being deducted from your paycheck?

00:08:50So considering I'm actually under the age of 18, so I don't get taxed.

00:08:56I've got two and a half years, so I'm definitely going to savor it while I can.

00:09:03I'm asking for like as many hours, like I have two 11 hours shifts this weekend,

00:09:07and then a five hour shift on Friday, and then like a bunch during the week as well.

00:09:10So yes, I'm getting as much money as I can before I get hit with taxes.

00:09:14There's sort of a general principle that the government does, which is they want to keep

00:09:18people on the benefit side of taxation as long as humanly possible.

00:09:22You get daycare, you get government schools, you get free healthcare, free dental care.

00:09:25This is your mic, by the way.

00:09:27And then what you do is you give them subsidies and grants to go to university, and only then

00:09:34and later on, and now in Canada, do you know what percentage of people work for the government?

00:09:3925%.

00:09:40One out of four people who are working are working from the-

00:09:45I don't even get breaks at my place.

00:09:47I just work at the government.

00:09:48Oh no, government, you get a lot of breaks.

00:09:50A lot of breaks.

00:09:52It's all breaks.

00:09:53But they want to keep you on the receiving end, so that when you do finally pay taxes,

00:09:58you have received so many benefits that you've been programmed, right?

00:10:01Yeah.

00:10:03Here's my pro tip.

00:10:05Just identify as like a 16 year old or a 15 year old, so that when you're working, legally,

00:10:10they can't tax you, because otherwise that would be hate speech, and they're not allowing

00:10:13you to be you.

00:10:14Right.

00:10:16Okay, so Steph, did you tell us how many new subscribers came from going viral on X?

00:10:22Like 60 or something.

00:10:24Now, is someone actually asking me to finish a story?

00:10:28I mean, yeah, but you've come to the wrong show, buddy.

00:10:32That is...

00:10:33We're really going to break precedent if I start a thought and then at some point actually

00:10:37finish it.

00:10:38Did you answer the question?

00:10:39What?

00:10:40No, I'm still not answering the question, if you've noticed.

00:10:41But you can do it.

00:10:42What?

00:10:43What?

00:10:44I can do what?

00:10:45Answer the question?

00:10:46Yeah.

00:10:47On what evidence do you have that I finished thoughts?

00:10:48I don't know.

00:10:49Apparently, you're like some genius.

00:10:50Self-proclaimed.

00:10:51Self-proclaimed genius.

00:10:53I'm concerned that if I finish thoughts, people will be satisfied.

00:10:58I regret not working since the age of five and saving money.

00:11:02My ex-co-worker, she's super nice, but she started working at the place I'm working,

00:11:06when she was 13.

00:11:07I didn't even know it was legal.

00:11:09I tried to get a job when I was 13, and they were like, you're too young.

00:11:12Now, Izzy, if you could stop distracting me.

00:11:13I think it's important for me to answer this question.

00:11:16Okay, so the question is, and I would like people...

00:11:20So, Izzy, I did 8.4 million views, tens of thousands of comments and arguments and debates

00:11:25about me and good and bad and this and that and the other, right?

00:11:29And I did check about how many people actually subscribed, not just came and became members,

00:11:37but how many people ended up subscribing just on Locals, which is one way that I can tell, right?

00:11:41So, 8.4 million, how many people do you think ended up subscribing on Locals?

00:11:46I mean, you already told me, so I can't guess.

00:11:49All right.

00:11:50How many people?

00:11:52Not answering the question, is answering.

00:11:54Oh, aren't we very deep and very much a fortune cookie kind of brain?

00:11:58I mean, you are a philosophy.

00:12:00Well, yeah, but just paradoxes is not philosophy?

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:05Or is it?

00:12:06Anyway.

00:12:07Maintain expectations.

00:12:0810,000.

00:12:10Wow, that would be...

00:12:11So, out of 8.4 million, Zinfa's saying we got 10,000 new subscribers.

00:12:14Boy, that would be nice.

00:12:1660.

00:12:17There's a variation here.

00:12:19I said it, that's the thing.

00:12:21I started delivering flyers and Sears catalogs around the age of 11 or 12.

00:12:25Wow.

00:12:27Curious, what is everyone's first job?

00:12:29Yeah, we'll get to first jobs.

00:12:31Okay, 10,068, 68, 100.

00:12:35Let's check here.

00:12:37I'm watching from Rumble, says Iron Jack.

00:12:39Excellent.

00:12:40That's crazy.

00:12:41What, somebody guessed four?

00:12:42I know that was me.

00:12:44Oh my gosh.

00:12:46What did you just say?

00:12:48Oh, you already told me, father.

00:12:50I can't possibly answer.

00:12:5284.

00:12:54Wow, greater than seven.

00:12:56Less than seven.

00:12:57100.

00:12:59Oh, greater, shoot.

00:13:01Homeschooling for the win.

00:13:03So, I like how he's like, greater than.

00:13:05But that's not a guess.

00:13:07I mean, if it was under the seven, then...

00:13:09I misinterpreted the question.

00:13:11Oh, I'm sorry, man.

00:13:13You've already been marked.

00:13:14Yeah, it's already gone into your permanent record,

00:13:16which will be forwarded to the establishment authorities

00:13:19and any higher education that you want to do.

00:13:23Okay, so the answer is two.

00:13:27I thought you got, was it on a different platform then?

00:13:29Because I heard 60 somewhere.

00:13:31No, so 60 with the number of people who decided to join Locals.

00:13:36Two with the number of people who decided to subscribe.

00:13:39Now, I mean, we get a subscriber or two every day or other day

00:13:42or something like that.

00:13:44Basically, given that the average would be one,

00:13:47out of 8.4 million views and tens of thousands of comments,

00:13:52we got between one and two subscribers.

00:13:55Yeah, I mean, I would count it as the 60,

00:13:57because some people might just be like,

00:14:00um, what am I trying to say?

00:14:03I don't know, but if you could tell us, that would be excellent.

00:14:06This is the symbol.

00:14:07People don't know what this symbol is.

00:14:09Hang on.

00:14:11Yes, I get a fair amount of Air Pac-Man during the course of the day.

00:14:14What was I going to say?

00:14:16I was, oh yeah, I'd probably be like 60.

00:14:19I mean, considering, I wouldn't say two,

00:14:2160 people are probably came to see like what's up with the show

00:14:25and like if you're still interesting or not.

00:14:27Because I don't think people would just see a tweet

00:14:29and immediately come subscribe for money.

00:14:31Well, you would actually be right about that.

00:14:33I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

00:14:36So, even 60, James, can you just grab that?

00:14:40Because I did the ratio.

00:14:42I was telling James about the 60 people who joined for free,

00:14:45which is fine, joined locals and welcome.

00:14:47Nice to have you here.

00:14:49But I was telling James, 60 people joined.

00:14:51And he was like, wow, that's great.

00:14:53And I'm like, I don't quite agree.

00:14:55And James, if you can just give me the,

00:14:57I can't remember.

00:14:59I think it was four or five zeros,

00:15:01the percent conversion rate from 8.4 million

00:15:03just down to the 60 who joined.

00:15:05James is going to pop that up.

00:15:07But yeah, it really was quite something.

00:15:12So, all right.

00:15:14Let's see here.

00:15:16Let's get to your questions in just a sec.

00:15:18You don't need to answer that one.

00:15:20But...

00:15:22You've got to admit human productivity

00:15:24in the modern world is extraordinarily high

00:15:26if 25% of the population can survive

00:15:28while also contributing nothing to the market.

00:15:30Well, fancy Duke, I must tell you

00:15:32that's not quite accurate.

00:15:34Government workers, not only do they not contribute

00:15:36to the market, they take away by interfering

00:15:38with other people's productive endeavors.

00:15:40All right.

00:15:42Let's see here.

00:15:44We're still waiting on James

00:15:46to give me the number.

00:15:48It's just copy paste.

00:15:5060 out of 8.4 million

00:15:52is a conversion rate.

00:15:54Conversion rate is general impressions

00:15:56to people who participate

00:15:58in something or other.

00:16:00Like if you send out a mail out,

00:16:02the number of people who come

00:16:04to your website or whatever it is, right?

00:16:06So, 60 out of 8.4 million

00:16:08is 0.00071%.

00:16:10Just members, not subscribers.

00:16:12James, would you mind running

00:16:14the 8.4 million

00:16:16and two paying subscribers?

00:16:18That'd probably be like 0.00...

00:16:20Two paying subscribers.

00:16:22I think it'd be 5%.

00:16:24It's the fact that it's...

00:16:26Or like 0.005, yeah, whatever.

00:16:28Yeah.

00:16:30So, two supporters out 8.4 million impressions

00:16:32is 0.000024%.

00:16:34So, at this rate,

00:16:36I'm selling a kidney by next week.

00:16:38So, just, you know,

00:16:40I have sort of my moral reasons

00:16:42for doing this.

00:16:44So, I'll see you next week.

00:16:46Bye-bye.

00:17:12I have to say that

00:17:14it was pretty nice

00:17:16to still be wildly controversial

00:17:19like over four years

00:17:21since being deplatformed.

00:17:23To still be able

00:17:25to enrage people

00:17:27into love and hatred

00:17:29after having been gone

00:17:31for 50 months.

00:17:33I mean, that is really, really

00:17:35something.

00:17:37That is really, really something.

00:17:39It's a talent.

00:17:40It's a talent.

00:17:42All right.

00:17:44So, a number of people

00:17:46I did ask, sort of,

00:17:48people had questions ahead of time

00:17:50and a number of people

00:17:52had questions for you

00:17:54because I said you got your first...

00:17:56Well, actually, it's your second job

00:17:58because your first job...

00:18:00A little bit of that,

00:18:02but I would say that your first job

00:18:04is mood managing the Patriarch

00:18:06since what age?

00:18:08Three.

00:18:10Well, that you can remember.

00:18:12Yes, I think it's a baby.

00:18:14Probably some.

00:18:16Yeah, probably some.

00:18:18So,

00:18:20work experience.

00:18:22I've actually learned quite a lot

00:18:24from your job,

00:18:25much to my horror.

00:18:26Oh, my God.

00:18:27Much to my horror.

00:18:28This is horrifying.

00:18:30I have an 11-hour shift

00:18:32with zero breaks

00:18:33and then I have a 12-hour shift

00:18:35with also zero breaks.

00:18:37Cleaning chimneys is very tough.

00:18:39I'm actually just referring to you

00:18:41as Oliver Twist.

00:18:42Okay, so if you can tell people,

00:18:43obviously we won't get into

00:18:44specifics and details,

00:18:45but tell people a little bit

00:18:46about the job as a whole.

00:18:48So,

00:18:49I was hired

00:18:51very, very quickly

00:18:52after new management took over.

00:18:54I think it was a day.

00:18:56And you got the job

00:18:57before the interview

00:18:58was even booked to start.

00:19:00Yes, I showed up about five,

00:19:01I think it was eight minutes early.

00:19:03The interview was,

00:19:04I don't know,

00:19:05like 2 or 3 p.m. or something

00:19:06and I showed up

00:19:07like eight minutes early

00:19:09and she sat down

00:19:10and we chatted

00:19:11and then she said,

00:19:12yeah, so when can you start?

00:19:13After asking me like three questions

00:19:14and I'm like,

00:19:15oh, I can start tomorrow

00:19:16if you want.

00:19:17Anyways,

00:19:18I ended up starting

00:19:19two days after that.

00:19:20But it was on a Monday

00:19:21and then I had my first training

00:19:22on a Wednesday.

00:19:23Wait,

00:19:24what did you do on Monday?

00:19:25The interview.

00:19:26Oh, the interview.

00:19:27So you started,

00:19:28you went in just for training

00:19:29on Wednesday.

00:19:30I went in just for training

00:19:31on Wednesday

00:19:32but my interview was Monday

00:19:33and I was hired in eight minutes,

00:19:34I think.

00:19:35And I remember it was like 1.59

00:19:36or 1.58

00:19:37and I called you guys

00:19:38and you picked me up.

00:19:39I'm like,

00:19:40we haven't even started

00:19:41the interview yet.

00:19:42You're like,

00:19:43how did I mess up that bad?

00:19:44No, I didn't think

00:19:45that was happening,

00:19:46but yeah.

00:19:47Yeah, so they'd already left

00:19:48because they thought

00:19:49it would be like 20 minutes.

00:19:50Oh yeah, for sure, yeah.

00:19:51Right?

00:19:52But then we came back

00:19:53and I was like,

00:19:54I'm hired.

00:19:55So how was your training

00:19:56on the Wednesday?

00:19:57Oh my God.

00:19:58So I get there

00:19:59and the place I work at,

00:20:00so it's a cafe

00:20:01and then an ice cream shop

00:20:02and it's like,

00:20:04they're different buildings

00:20:05but it's the same business

00:20:07and they're attached.

00:20:08They're kind of attached,

00:20:09but not exactly.

00:20:10Like you can't get from

00:20:11one to the other,

00:20:12so technically they're

00:20:13different buildings.

00:20:14But I think you're

00:20:15building tunnels.

00:20:16No, you can't.

00:20:17I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

00:20:18What?

00:20:19You're building tunnels

00:20:20between the two.

00:20:21Oh yeah, yeah.

00:20:22It's like a little

00:20:23underground mine.

00:20:24Yeah, you get what I'm saying.

00:20:25But what was it?

00:20:26Sorry.

00:20:27I got there on Wednesday

00:20:28and it was a two-hour

00:20:29training shift

00:20:30because I started working

00:20:31in the ice cream shop.

00:20:32This was like,

00:20:33I don't know,

00:20:34a month ago,

00:20:35just over a month ago.

00:20:37Wow, okay.

00:20:39But it was the,

00:20:42they didn't have

00:20:43the ice cream shop open

00:20:44so they were starting it

00:20:45just for the season,

00:20:46you know, kids got out of school

00:20:47and stuff like that.

00:20:48But they had a little

00:20:49ice cream freezer

00:20:50in the actual cafe

00:20:51in case people wanted it,

00:20:52they could scoop it

00:20:53and serve it to them.

00:20:54However,

00:20:55one of my co-workers

00:20:56who I really like,

00:20:57I didn't obviously know her

00:20:58at the time,

00:20:59but I've put pieces together,

00:21:00she turned the freezer off

00:21:02the night before

00:21:03just accidentally.

00:21:04Like she kicked the button

00:21:05and the entire freezer,

00:21:07all the ice cream

00:21:08had melted completely

00:21:09and it was,

00:21:11it was also like,

00:21:12when you scoop ice cream,

00:21:13and I've learned this

00:21:14over the last couple weeks,

00:21:15sometimes the scoop's just,

00:21:17like the ice cream's just

00:21:18gonna fly out of the scoop

00:21:19and fall to the bottom

00:21:20of the freezer.

00:21:21This freezer probably

00:21:22hadn't been cleaned

00:21:23in two or three years

00:21:24because the amount

00:21:25of ice cream at the bottom,

00:21:26like you could make

00:21:27at least 10 or 20 cones.

00:21:28Like I'm being serious,

00:21:29it was just ice cream

00:21:30and ice cream.

00:21:31However, it was all melted

00:21:32so it was just a goopy mess.

00:21:33It was my job to clean it

00:21:35so I spent about an hour

00:21:36cleaning out a frozen freezer.

00:21:37I could not-

00:21:38Which is what,

00:21:39how does that train you?

00:21:40I didn't get,

00:21:41I didn't learn anything.

00:21:42Right.

00:21:43And then after that,

00:21:44we had to clean out

00:21:45the actual ice cream.

00:21:46It's like,

00:21:47I wanna say,

00:21:48we call it the barn,

00:21:49it's not a barn,

00:21:50but it's like

00:21:51a little tiny room,

00:21:52maybe,

00:21:53I wanna say the size

00:21:54of a big car.

00:21:55Yeah, it's tight in there.

00:21:56It's a very small-

00:21:57Well the room's a little bigger

00:21:58but there's lots of shelves

00:21:59and freezers and-

00:22:00There's shelves around

00:22:01every corner,

00:22:02there's a sink

00:22:03and then there's two freezers

00:22:05It's tight!

00:22:06And then half of the floor space

00:22:07is used to store stuff

00:22:08so there's maybe about

00:22:09a meter and a half

00:22:10of walking space,

00:22:11like it's tiny in there.

00:22:12But I got-

00:22:15What interview questions

00:22:16did they ask?

00:22:17Oh, the question is,

00:22:18was about the job.

00:22:19Yep.

00:22:20So I'm just explaining.

00:22:21But,

00:22:22I get in there

00:22:23and there's another girl there

00:22:24who was also

00:22:25supposed to work ice cream.

00:22:27She was in college,

00:22:28I believe,

00:22:29and this was like,

00:22:30she was quitting a different job

00:22:31and trying to get this.

00:22:32I don't know why you go

00:22:33from a waitress

00:22:35You do you.

00:22:36But,

00:22:37she was there

00:22:38and we were both cleaning

00:22:39and she was very quiet.

00:22:40I was trying to make small talk

00:22:41and just chat with her

00:22:42and ask about her life

00:22:43and she was like,

00:22:44kind of two word responses

00:22:45and stuff.

00:22:46So we basically just cleaned

00:22:47and silenced her

00:22:48for about half an hour.

00:22:49So I'm an hour and a half

00:22:50into my training

00:22:51and then,

00:22:52this one girl comes in

00:22:53and she's like,

00:22:54we do not have a cash register.

00:22:55Do any of you guys-

00:22:56A little earlier,

00:22:57we had some garbage bags

00:22:58that we'd just taken out.

00:22:59She was like,

00:23:00did any of you guys

00:23:01throw out the cash register

00:23:02because it was in a black

00:23:03garbage bag?

00:23:04Did any of you

00:23:05throw out the cash register?

00:23:06I'm like,

00:23:07I don't know.

00:23:08I mean,

00:23:09it was in a garbage bag.

00:23:10Why was the cash register

00:23:11in a garbage bag?

00:23:12There was a pile of garbage

00:23:13you said thrown out.

00:23:14Seems important.

00:23:15I basically said,

00:23:16there was a pile of garbage

00:23:17in this room.

00:23:18You,

00:23:19and me,

00:23:20and the other girl

00:23:21threw it out.

00:23:22How are we supposed to know

00:23:23if it was in one of those bags?

00:23:24And she's like,

00:23:25well did you throw it out?

00:23:26And,

00:23:27I'm not on good terms

00:23:28with this girl.

00:23:29But,

00:23:30I was like,

00:23:31I have no idea.

00:23:32Anyways,

00:23:34I was like,

00:23:35I can go look.

00:23:36In the garbage.

00:23:37And they were like,

00:23:38no, no, that's fine.

00:23:39And I'm like,

00:23:40okay, good.

00:23:41And then they come back

00:23:4210 minutes later

00:23:43and they're like,

00:23:44your wish came true.

00:23:45And I go into this dumpster,

00:23:46literally infested with wasps.

00:23:47Like,

00:23:48I'm dead.

00:23:49They were everywhere.

00:23:50Holy crap.

00:23:51But,

00:23:52I find the cash register

00:23:53in the garbage

00:23:54with the wasps.

00:23:55Yes.

00:23:56And,

00:23:57I'm like,

00:23:58how do you throw out,

00:23:59why would you put it

00:24:00in a garbage bag?

00:24:01Anyways,

00:24:02I got the cash register back.

00:24:03However,

00:24:04it's broken.

00:24:05So,

00:24:06we can't even shut it.

00:24:07Wait,

00:24:08it's broken because

00:24:09it was thrown out?

00:24:10Yeah.

00:24:11Okay.

00:24:12Like,

00:24:13with the force

00:24:14because it was at the bottom

00:24:15of the bag.

00:24:16So,

00:24:17we had to clean the cash register.

00:24:18And then,

00:24:19it's kind of broken.

00:24:20So,

00:24:21you have to go underneath

00:24:22and there's a little mechanism

00:24:23you can use to open it.

00:24:24Yeah.

00:24:25For any of you who worked,

00:24:26I think most cash registers

00:24:27are like this.

00:24:28Yeah.

00:24:29And,

00:24:30I,

00:24:31hit a little mechanism,

00:24:32pull it back

00:24:33and then push it forward.

00:24:34Where it's supposed to be

00:24:35after you push the dials,

00:24:36it's supposed to,

00:24:37oh,

00:24:38like the buttons

00:24:39are supposed to open, right?

00:24:40Yeah,

00:24:41those buttons don't even work.

00:24:42The screen's just completely fried.

00:24:43Ew,

00:24:44covered in garbage juices.

00:24:45Oh,

00:24:46it was not fun.

00:24:47Anyway,

00:24:48yeah,

00:24:49welcome to the workforce.

00:24:50Thank you,

00:24:51I appreciate it.

00:24:52And then,

00:24:53what was it?

00:24:54During this,

00:24:55a customer comes

00:24:56and the other girls are like,

00:24:57we're closed.

00:24:58And they're like,

00:24:59oh,

00:25:00the cafe?

00:25:01No,

00:25:02the cafe ice cream melted,

00:25:03but in the actual ice cream bar,

00:25:04we've had it still

00:25:05from like a month ago

00:25:06or whatever,

00:25:07but ice cream stays good

00:25:08for three or four months.

00:25:09So,

00:25:10anyways,

00:25:11I'm like,

00:25:12yeah,

00:25:13we do.

00:25:14And they're like,

00:25:15what?

00:25:16I'm like,

00:25:17it's in the freezers.

00:25:18Guys,

00:25:19you run this place.

00:25:20How do you not know?

00:25:21Obviously,

00:25:22I don't sound that emphatic

00:25:23or rude when I'm talking to them,

00:25:24but that's kind of the gist

00:25:25of what I said.

00:25:26Literally getting paid

00:25:27to dumpster dive.

00:25:28Yeah,

00:25:29they call me in.

00:25:30Like,

00:25:31I'm dead serious.

00:25:32Hey,

00:25:33who's the girl

00:25:34who's good with that?

00:25:35Yeah,

00:25:36so,

00:25:37and I'm literally like,

00:25:38I've said to them,

00:25:39guys,

00:25:40can I like stop doing this?

00:25:41You know,

00:25:42I'm like the 15 year old

00:25:43y'all are in college.

00:25:44Like,

00:25:45putting the new hire

00:25:46to do all the gross stuff

00:25:47and it's been some

00:25:48seriously gross stuff.

00:25:49Like,

00:25:50really bad.

00:25:51But,

00:25:52no,

00:25:53apparently not.

00:25:54Anyways,

00:25:55the tips are insane.

00:25:56So,

00:25:57I'll still work there.

00:25:58But,

00:25:59um,

00:26:00yeah,

00:26:01you know,

00:26:02that was a complete mess.

00:26:03And then on Friday,

00:26:04I had a four hour shift

00:26:05of actually working,

00:26:06despite a lot of stuff

00:26:07not working.

00:26:08Um,

00:26:09and,

00:26:10you know what it is?

00:26:11The very first day

00:26:12I worked there,

00:26:13a ton of people were like,

00:26:14doing the,

00:26:15like,

00:26:16asking the weirdest questions

00:26:17or trying to pay with like,

00:26:18European dollars.

00:26:19That's right.

00:26:20Or American dollars,

00:26:21right?

00:26:22I'm going to pay

00:26:23the stock tips and dance moves.

00:26:24No,

00:26:25literally.

00:26:26And I was like,

00:26:28So,

00:26:29on the day I had no idea

00:26:30what I was doing,

00:26:31I got all the weird stuff.

00:26:32Yep.

00:26:33No one's tried to pay

00:26:34in American dollar cents,

00:26:35since.

00:26:36Yep.

00:26:37No one's asked for just codes

00:26:38without the ice cream.

00:26:39Yep.

00:26:40No one's asked for,

00:26:41like,

00:26:42a four scoop ice cream,

00:26:43which we don't even sell.

00:26:44Yep.

00:26:45That was all on my first day,

00:26:46which I just felt like,

00:26:47completely unlucky.

00:26:48But,

00:26:49I was-

00:26:50Well,

00:26:51and you went in without training

00:26:52on that first day.

00:26:53Yeah.

00:26:54So,

00:26:55here's the thing.

00:26:56I don't want to work with her,

00:26:57and it's literally us

00:26:58for, like,

00:26:59eight hours.

00:27:00Yeah.

00:27:01It's me and my co-worker.

00:27:02So,

00:27:03I have a different co-worker now.

00:27:04She's super nice.

00:27:05I really like her.

00:27:06But,

00:27:07um,

00:27:08yeah.

00:27:09So,

00:27:10that was a bit of a mess.

00:27:11Anyways,

00:27:12I've been yapping a lot,

00:27:13but-

00:27:14No,

00:27:15no,

00:27:16it's good.

00:27:17It was just,

00:27:18uh,

00:27:19that first day,

00:27:20I was there four hours

00:27:21by myself.

00:27:22Fortunately,

00:27:23it completely poured.

00:27:24That was,

00:27:25like,

00:27:26two weeks ago,

00:27:27and they set that up

00:27:28two weeks in.

00:27:29Okay.

00:27:30So,

00:27:31and it was really funny

00:27:32because it was on the Friday,

00:27:33and then I had two eight-hour shifts

00:27:34on the weekend in a row.

00:27:35Saturday and Sunday,

00:27:36it was 12 to 8

00:27:37plus closing.

00:27:38Yeah.

00:27:39Um,

00:27:40and

00:27:41then I said,

00:27:42the next day,

00:27:43this one girl,

00:27:44the girl who was like,

00:27:45did you throw out the cash register,

00:27:46like,

00:27:47really aggressively?

00:27:48Yeah.

00:27:49She came in and she's like,

00:27:50are you worried about tomorrow?

00:27:51And I'm like,

00:27:52well,

00:27:53a little bit,

00:27:54but there will be a line

00:27:55up down the street.

00:27:56There will be a line up

00:27:57down the street.

00:27:58Yeah.

00:27:59And I'm like,

00:28:00that's,

00:28:01that's comforting.

00:28:02And she's like,

00:28:03no,

00:28:04I'm serious.

00:28:05It's going to get really busy,

00:28:06so you're going to have to

00:28:07scoop really fast.

00:28:08I'm like,

00:28:09okay.

00:28:10Right.

00:28:11Calm down.

00:28:12And then I'm like,

00:28:13why am I working alone?

00:28:14Like,

00:28:15don't you have someone

00:28:16from the cafe you can call in?

00:28:17Because I've barely

00:28:18got any training either.

00:28:19My Wednesday was spent cleaning.

00:28:20Yeah.

00:28:21And,

00:28:22uh,

00:28:24does Canada accept

00:28:25American currency

00:28:26in normal stores?

00:28:27No.

00:28:28And to my knowledge,

00:28:29no,

00:28:30because when I,

00:28:31when I said,

00:28:32because I didn't know what to do

00:28:33and I wasn't going to be like,

00:28:34no,

00:28:35you can't pay with American

00:28:36in case they were like,

00:28:37yeah,

00:28:38you can.

00:28:39I've done it before.

00:28:40Right.

00:28:41So I was just like,

00:28:42okay.

00:28:43So you just,

00:28:44did you take it at par or?

00:28:45It was exactly,

00:28:46their order was exactly 20.

00:28:47Oh,

00:28:48and the dollar,

00:28:49the bill is 20.

00:28:50So I was just like,

00:28:51I'll take this.

00:28:52I'm not going to pay.

00:28:53I'm not going to pay.

00:28:54Right.

00:28:55Right,

00:28:56right,

00:28:57right.

00:28:58Right.

00:28:59Um,

00:29:00so yeah,

00:29:01it was a bit of a mess.

00:29:02Now,

00:29:03if there's more that you want to add,

00:29:04that's fine.

00:29:05No,

00:29:06but I do think that we need to turn

00:29:07to,

00:29:08to the,

00:29:09the horror of what I've learned from Izzy's job.

00:29:12Yeah.

00:29:13So it's not the most.

00:29:16Honorable.

00:29:17Masculine of environment.

00:29:19It's only women.

00:29:20There's not a single man.

00:29:21Yeah.

00:29:22It's all,

00:29:23it's all young,

00:29:24young ladies.

00:29:25The last man that worked there was when it opened

00:29:26seven years ago.

00:29:27Cause I found a,

00:29:28uh,

00:29:29what's it called?

00:29:30A sheet of like the very,

00:29:31and there were two male names and that's it.

00:29:33So tips.

00:29:34Tips are insane.

00:29:35Tips are insane.

00:29:36More than my hourly wage in tips.

00:29:37So tips are crazy.

00:29:38And I mean like per hour,

00:29:39not the whole day.

00:29:40So,

00:29:41so tips are kind of crazy.

00:29:42Um,

00:29:43and it seems to me that the females are not,

00:29:45completely ignorant of the relationship between young men liking them and

00:29:46getting good tips.

00:29:47Do I have that?

00:29:48Do I have that correct?

00:29:49And I would say,

00:29:50I would say,

00:29:51and you know,

00:29:52of course,

00:29:53it infinitely better than I do,

00:29:54but I would say that in fairly blunt terms,

00:29:55they discuss the best way to,

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00:48:35There's a zombie loin, and then there's a British the teeth. Oh, you see the ones like it's it's in it bruv

00:48:40And it's the snake with the crooked teeth right right. Oh, did we lose that hang on?

00:48:45Wait a day destroy the live stream the live stream will return. No it will not it's lost forever in the depths

00:48:52Good day, mate. You have a step-sister half-sister. Oh wait. No. Yeah

00:48:57Mine's actually the left half. I think yeah

00:49:02Let's see here

00:49:06Stefan Murphy, yes, that's right Stefan. I'm all in you. I'm all in you

00:49:11Have you taught is he cockney rhyming slang yet? I'm scared. Well. No she heard some of me do some of Roman from them

00:49:16taught with an H

00:49:18Have you taught?

00:49:21I

00:49:23Have a half-sister yeah, my father got remarried

00:49:27Surprised the law isn't coming out the law is coming out

00:49:31now I see I just I

00:49:34Know that this is tough for you, but I'm sorry that people just aren't tipping

00:49:38and

00:49:39That's because

00:49:41That's good on camera. I'm very very sorry that people aren't tipping for the wonderful contributions. You're having to the show

00:49:48I'm just gonna hold you so you don't feel so bad. All right, okay, so yeah, maybe if we do more irritating British accents

00:49:57They're all irritating

00:49:59Oh insults, okay, so we've asked for first jobs. Let's ask for worst jobs

00:50:08Yes, well your big lesson is those who are competent stuff get punished by more work

00:50:13Honestly, I'll tip for ice cream. Thanks, bro. I will give you extra when people tip. I literally put more ice cream

00:50:22No, it's not even that here's the thing though. Okay, it's not because they tip it's because usually the people who tip are friendly

00:50:29So if you're friendly and chatty, I'll be nice to you back by giving you more ice cream

00:50:33Like I try and make small talk with everyone

00:50:35I like who comes because I want them to remember the place

00:50:38I want to be friendly and I just you know

00:50:40Honestly, the more you small talk to more likely they're to tip but even if they don't certified yapper appreciate it

00:50:45I will take my certification and use it to get a new job

00:50:50I'm literally gonna put down my next job resume. I am a certified a yapper by c2 spark. Okay

00:50:56Why did that go Valley girl?

00:50:58See just by

00:51:00Okay

00:51:01Okay, thanks. Thank you. Appreciate it. I will take it. I'm kidding. Um

00:51:07But what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, so I will make like a small talk and I'll chat with pretty much everyone. Um,

00:51:14But it's the people that don't chat that usually don't tip because they're just kind of unfriendly and cold

00:51:19Yeah, and look, I mean obviously I'm not saying you have to tip if you don't want to tip you don't have to tip

00:51:23Okay, it's ice cream. It's not like I'm a waitress or something

00:51:26Like a complicated restaurant memorizing orders

00:51:28I literally have a notepad and like it's not that serious if you don't tip I'm not upset with you

00:51:33But if you're friendly if you're unfriendly, that's what I don't like just be friendly, you know

00:51:38You don't have to be a great too. Maybe you're shy but just smile and say thanks and please like it's not that hard

00:51:43Okay, we're Canadian. You're supposed to be like this. But like what annoys me the most is when someone will say I'll take three cones

00:51:50Okay, are you missing a few steps with your order

00:51:55Maybe the flavor the size whether you want toppings, but you don't say in that sarcastic

00:52:02Okay, what flavors did you like for those? Can you narrow it down a little please? I've got 24 flavors in there

00:52:10You know next time they do that. I'm literally just gonna charge them like four dollars and give them three cones exactly like sorry

00:52:17exactly

00:52:20Uh, why not it's all for sale

00:52:23Worst job sub shop and what's wrong?

00:52:27Why'd they're like twice

00:52:31I was gonna I was gonna say something. I send a tip on a website with a message. Why thank you very much

00:52:36most kind

00:52:38Thanks for the ice cream Izzy. Oh

00:52:42All right, very nice, thank you. Thank you. Thank you

00:52:47Maybe they just want the cone

00:52:49No, but the thing is then like the thing is if I say just three cones the big yeah

00:52:54And then if I ask what flavor they want, they'll be like no like sorry

00:52:58They won't be no, but if they if they only wanted the cones, they just say no. I just want the cones

00:53:02But we don't just sell the cones about the ice. No

00:53:05If you want three waffle cones we can do that because they're a dollar

00:53:08Yeah

00:53:08but the reason they're a dollar is because we put more ice cream in them because they're bigger which I literally have to explain every

00:53:14Time someone orders it because I'll say that's a dollar extra. Is that okay?

00:53:16And they're like why so usually I just started off by saying, okay

00:53:19Well, they're bigger and sweeter

00:53:20But since they're bigger we put like half a scoop or a scoop extra ice cream in them even for whatever size you get

00:53:26is that okay because it'll be a dollar extra like that kind of thing and

00:53:29Cuz they can't I don't know anyways

00:53:32I'm I wanted to mention something a little bit too. So we're just gonna do Izzy and me too bad. Love it. So

00:53:39We had two instances of pretty bad service today, oh my god, yes, this is adding on to what Zinf is saying since what did

00:53:46When I go into a place looking to conduct business and the service person at the counter acts like I completely ruined their day for

00:53:51Not wanting to for wanting to buy something. Yeah, I am with you. That's why whenever someone comes I'm friendly. Hi. How are you?

00:53:58If I'm busy, I'll be look I have to make three more ice creams, but I'll be with you in just a second

00:54:02Why don't you decide let me know if you want any samples while I make them right communication

00:54:05I just chat with them and I'll be like, you know, I'll be two minutes. Is that okay?

00:54:08And I'll say if you want anything from the cafe, they're not busy right now

00:54:12Is that kind of thing but we went into a restaurant today because we wanted to get lunch and

00:54:19Took a better day cuz it's a fun day. Okay, so we got up and we threw some planes

00:54:23Yes, cuz we got I got them from the dollar store

00:54:26They made them a dollar extra since I was last there like two now

00:54:28It's a two dollar store

00:54:29So we threw some planes and then just before my arm left its socket because I have this weird belief that throwing it harder makes

00:54:35It go better. They're just they're just like polystyrene planes

00:54:37So then we went for a full airplane so you can put 50 to 60 people

00:54:42We went for a river walk and I'm not sure people would really understand that

00:54:46It's basically there's an area and I use my absolute geniusness to find the exact

00:54:51Before I'm basically like that rainbow guy on geoguessr

00:54:54I'm not I use Google Maps, but I couldn't find the same place, but I had to you know, I figured it out

00:54:59Anyways, um, I'm not it wasn't that serious, but it's basically you take a walk until you can find a creek

00:55:05So usually it's a bit of a ways

00:55:06But this one's pretty close to like the entrance of the trail

00:55:08Yeah, and then you go into the creek and you just basically hunt for critters. You might find frogs turtles

00:55:14We found ducks and ducklings today, which is really that was very cool. She just had two ducklings, but they were they were very cute

00:55:21And this one actually had a big island in the middle. Yes. It was a really really wide River, but it's shallow

00:55:27It's usually knee-deep at most and you can look and when it's shallow, especially like if it's only foot deep

00:55:33Or there's like rocks that you can kind of stand on because they're big you flip little rocks and look for crayfish

00:55:38Yes, or small fish. So just kind of sit there. It's really fun

00:55:41It sounds like it might be boring, but it's actually really no, it's really cool

00:55:44And is he his first two today first two crayfish?

00:55:47I have mostly been observing in filming Izzy because they kind of give me a little bit of the ick

00:55:53Because they're like interdimensional lobster travelers from the future. Hey lobsters, that's true

00:55:59But only when I don't think of them as giant sea cockroaches

00:56:03How you like you see cockroach

00:56:06But anyway, so Izzy was a very patient I would say as I repeatedly scream

00:56:13Yeah, I just don't have any fear anymore and I just accept it when they pinch my fingers into blood nowadays

00:56:18So I was able to catch those which was great

00:56:20And then we walked around and we ended up walking on a trail for dirt bikes. Yeah, which is really cool

00:56:25They had a picnic table set up is like a job like they build it up to the sides of earth

00:56:29At the top of it you went over we thought it was like, oh someone eats here

00:56:33Yeah, you were like the ground is swallowing it up and like no, it's a dirt job. Like it was really funny

00:56:37So I I don't know. Let's do a tiny bit of backstory

00:56:40So I have realized that the best way for me to avoid a mid-afternoon lull in energy is not to eat much if any I

00:56:49Don't think people could see that so they just fascinated by my tales of eating

00:56:53So

00:56:55So I don't eat sort of till later in the day, but then I get kind of hungry

00:56:59So we were kind of hungry. We look for a place

00:57:03First place we went to we wanted an all-day breakfast

00:57:05The first place we went to was like we have a special eggs special, but it was EGS

00:57:11I don't know if you noticed that on the board. And so there was this guy behind the counter and I'm like

00:57:16What is your egg special and he basically said oh, it's traditional Ethiopian food now

00:57:21I don't I can be a little bit adventurous with eating. But honestly, I just wanted some

00:57:28That's right, I want to be glazed in MSG and also we're gonna get into the oily face phenomenon

00:57:32But so bookmark that in your brain, so we end we left there we went to another place

00:57:38What was wrong with the second place the second place was closed. No the phone of the place. No, it's the Peter pit

00:57:44Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the Peter pit so we went into the Peter pit. Yeah, and we're just standing by the cash register

00:57:49We're just standing by the cash register three other people in the entire restaurant

00:57:52One of them's already eating and the other two are sitting at their chair waiting for their order to be called

00:57:57Yeah, and we were there probably five or seven minutes ten minutes ten minutes. Nobody greeted us. Nobody said just a moment

00:58:03Nobody we had no idea what was going on

00:58:06Didn't even look at us. So we're no one else there and we were talking loudly

00:58:09So they obviously knew we were at the counter

00:58:11we'd even brought bunch like took drinks out of the freezer or the fridge I mean to pay and

00:58:17Like it was absolutely ridiculous, right?

00:58:20So anyway, I've after a certain amount of time. I'm just like I'm not subsidizing a business

00:58:25This is this badly right? I get so irritated because well now in particular you right?

00:58:29Yeah, because I mean for me working again as I said before if I'm busy like sometimes people will order

00:58:34I had some guy came up and he's like, okay, so I'll take some ice creams and I'm like how many is like 10?

00:58:39I'm like and then I'm like, oh 10

00:58:41It's like yeah six doubles four singles and one hot dog and can you mix flavors for the double wait, that's 11

00:58:48No one hot dog. Sorry. Yeah, and he's like, can you mix flavors for the doubles? I'm like, yeah

00:58:54And he's like, okay, so but please don't like can you write six doubles and then four single one?

00:58:59Yeah

00:58:59And then we took like probably five to ten minutes to get his order because he kept changing it because his friends were coming like

00:59:05No, I don't want mango. Actually, can I take pistachio almond?

00:59:07Like it was a whole bunch. It was a mess, but we got the order

00:59:10So then the next customer came and they've been waiting forever in the line, too

00:59:13And I was like, hey, I'm really sorry

00:59:15I think you if you don't mind waiting a minute, you know, maybe pick your flavors if you want to try any samples

00:59:20Let me know but I have ten ice creams. I've got to make and I'm by myself

00:59:24Yep, so I'll be with you in just a minute

00:59:26Like I'll maybe more than a minute, but I was just friendly and I was like look I'm gonna be a minute

00:59:30Yeah, it was like this place wasn't even busy

00:59:34Like two people waiting for their food and yes, I know there's online ordering but like at least say something at least say yeah

00:59:41I've got some online orders, but I'll be with you. Yeah, and she wasn't even moving quick. She was like meandering around

00:59:45No, it was like when we were at that

00:59:47that park the the the the fun park and it was

00:59:54Slow motion. Everything was just slow motion. Yeah

00:59:58Because I think it was a drink like just at the end of the restrictions

01:00:02Yeah, and they were just it was like some roller coaster

01:00:05Yeah, and they were taking forever to clean it and it's like just meandering

01:00:13So and so that we left there and then we we got some lunch which was fine and

01:00:20Then we went to Starbucks and that was slow

01:00:23Holy crap. I mean she really didn't seem to understand my order at all because you were making zero sense

01:00:29You were yapping about it was just slow that's really what I'm saying it was him he was saying about the

01:00:36like

01:00:38The nitro cold brew. Yeah, so available much and last time they went there. Hold on

01:00:43You're gonna tell it from an extremely biased opinion. So you're not

01:00:47No

01:00:49Silent spell has been cast kidding, but no, so he likes his nitro cold brew addiction, but

01:00:56He it wasn't available last time at that Starbucks and

01:01:02Yeah wandering into money laundering screams very accurate but

01:01:06We were at the Starbucks and last time the machine was down. I'm basically a McDonald's at this point, but

01:01:12This time we went back and he was like last time, you know, this is really gonna determine but he was talking so slow

01:01:18He was like this is really gonna determine the rest of my no. No, that's not how it started

01:01:23I said there are times when a man gets to a fork in the road

01:01:26Oh, yeah, which leads either to joy or misery and potentially arson and it really hinges on whether or not you have

01:01:33Nitro cold brews available for me at this moment

01:01:36And I think it went on for another five to ten minutes with a lot of military acronyms if I remember rightly

01:01:42Okay

01:01:43But she she followed it. No, she actually followed it

01:01:47And then I said and then I said to her and she said well nitro cold brew

01:01:51It kind of feels like a grumpy drink and I'm like, that's what she said

01:01:54Did she yes, if you were listening and I said no, he's wondering if you have it and she goes. Oh

01:02:03No, you were not I was clear for you wasn't it because you'd yapped the entire way down there about I really hope they have

01:02:09I really hope they have it. What if they don't have it? What if they have?

01:02:12Yes, but anyway, they had it and all was well, it was so nice. It was so nice

01:02:16But yeah, I thought she was just confused because she was waiting for the point of the story

01:02:22Which is I would like a nitro cold brew, please

01:02:25That's right, that's right and I don't we don't do McDonald's sorry

01:02:28We don't know we don't do a Starbucks very much

01:02:30But then I try cold brew is really something quite special literally cocaine it is

01:02:36You know that I looked up how much caffeine it has in it a lot. It's really not small

01:02:40No, the nitro does something to it and then you don't let me drink Celsius

01:02:43So so here's the thing so we have a little soda maker at home if I do that to my coffees

01:02:48I assume that the co2 will also enhance the caffeine and all will be like a new nitro

01:02:52I can do carbonated nitro cold brews at home. Okay you tree

01:02:57Okay, there was something really funny though. So my my co-worker and ice cream

01:03:01She's kind of in cafe training but not in the same amount that I am like I have some really long shifts later

01:03:06I mentioned earlier, but she'll go in like once every week or two, which is a terrible training thing

01:03:11Okay, I see there's some new hires coming in at the end of this month because most people are leaving for college

01:03:16But they have like five days in a row and then a few day break and then another five days in a row of training

01:03:21Because if it's two weeks apart, how the heck are you supposed to remember anything, right?

01:03:25Right teach me how to make this complicated drink with like ten different steps and then two weeks later

01:03:30They're like, oh, can you make the Spanish latte? I don't like guys. It's been two weeks

01:03:34I don't remember anything and this one girl wouldn't let me take notes

01:03:38Like no, no Spanish lattes easy just give them a latte and say oh

01:03:43Something like that, okay, that would be perfect. That's great. Oh, can you give me an actually voice, please?

01:03:49Actually, then it's carbonated not nitro grenade in nitro grenade

01:03:55Do you read there?

01:03:57Right, okay, that's probably better than grenade

01:04:00Actually, I think that's better than grenade

01:04:03Ash

01:04:05Latter-day Saint Christians don't drink hot drinks or cold versions of the same. Okay, is that another actually?

01:04:12Actually, well Jess is not actually a Latter-day Saint Christian

01:04:18Right form a day sent form a night Saint maybe with that. Oh, yeah. Anyways, this was the story

01:04:21So my co-worker goes to the cafe and they while she's in there

01:04:27She's waiting for food because we don't have breaks. So basically whenever it's not super busy get some fun of us will go

01:04:32Okay, you know what? I can take orders and scoop the ice cream

01:04:34Fortunately now we are I have she got a different co-worker or neck another co-worker after like a month by myself

01:04:39Which was not fun, but she's super nice as I said before but anyways, she um

01:04:45She was gonna go order for the both of us from the cafe. Yeah, um and

01:04:50She goes there and she's taking forever and she comes back with like a little one of those

01:04:55Shots like espresso shot little cups like the little ones. Yeah, and it's a little like a cardboard cup or whatever

01:05:01Yeah, you know what? I'm talking about. Yep, and

01:05:04She comes back and I'm like, oh, what's this? And she's like they made me make this I'm like, oh

01:05:12She's like what I have another little cup and I'm like, oh, is it not for a customer?

01:05:15Did you like mess it up and she's like no no

01:05:17No, like they just said make this and there's no customer who wants it, right? They're just showing me

01:05:22It's a double shot of espresso

01:05:24So obviously what we do is we split it into the two little shot cups

01:05:28If we clink it together say cheers and

01:05:32Absolutely disgusting actually foul. These things are like

01:05:36Molten like sulfur like you right right. But anyways, it was very funny

01:05:40Well, and I would say you see as a whole we may have slightly different

01:05:44Opinions about the joy that I bring to service workers. I

01:05:48Think it's I think it's huge joy

01:05:51They're actually scared of you. I

01:05:53Loom up and I bring joy to their lives

01:05:56We know people like you in the cafe

01:05:59but

01:06:01Don't don't focus on the question finish the story reading it. Okay. I'm sorry. You're telling me to finish Izzy. It's important to stay focused

01:06:15Free domain donate now accepts nitrogen text

01:06:18What kind of absolute psycho would pour their milk before their cereal look?

01:06:22I don't personally have a huge opinion about this one. Don't get me started on caramel versus caramel, but

01:06:29Laboratory versus laboratory. I don't care either. Okay, but no I for cereal

01:06:34I don't really have a question like a question about it

01:06:37I think people that pour the cereal before sorry that pour the milk before the cereal just do it to be different and trendy

01:06:43Because you get flutter so you don't even know if it's all cereal. It's just on the top

01:06:46Yeah, so like anyone who does that it's just doing it because it became a joke

01:06:50Okay, or they accidentally like they had a bunch of cereals to make and they're like I'm just gonna pour the milk in first or

01:06:55whatever

01:06:56Yeah, what's wrong with you? Why do you do that the refilling the cereal? No, just drink the milk

01:07:00Wait, wait, always milk first. So when you do live streams, you got to read the question

01:07:05Always milk first because I refill the cereal like six times. Okay, just drink the milk at the end because then you're hydrated

01:07:12You do that. What are you going? You do that? Do what you refill your cereal you know if there's extra milk. Yeah

01:07:19Okay, because I'm there to eat not to drink

01:07:24So

01:07:26See here. Oh, yes. Was there another question that I see? I just want to double-check over here any other last questions. Hi, Izzy

01:07:33I got a big question for you of out of all the things you most want to do in life

01:07:37What is the last thing you'd give up on?

01:07:40Family time. Oh gosh

01:07:42What is the last thing you'd give up? Honestly probably getting married and having kids

01:07:45I do kind of you know want to continue the bloodline, right, right

01:07:49And living in the country you farm ducks you like it a lot and I'd probably do it at some point in my life

01:07:55Yeah, but it's not like I'd much like to do it first

01:07:58But I I mean it really depends right but yeah

01:08:02I think I would give up on that if my life was somehow better in a different way. Right, right. Okay

01:08:07Yeah, but crazy sociopath. Yeah, I'd say honestly psychopath maybe like bipolar disorder. That's the kind of thing

01:08:14Yeah, nice

01:08:15All right, let's see if there are any other last questions over here

01:08:20Da da dun dun dun dun dun doodle-doo

01:08:25All right, Coles a see us without the history. Yeah, that may be a little specialized piece. Oh knowledge

01:08:32All right. Any other last questions for that is

01:08:36Wow, Stefan is here available in China without a VPA you in China. Get out

01:08:40Is Steph a good duck doctor or just a quack? Oh quack is a slang for a bad doctor

01:08:46No, he's a we've we've well you you've treated a couple of issues with ducks bumblefoot

01:08:51angel wing, okay, I

01:08:54Yeah, so

01:08:57Excellent hold on my bad Wi-Fi

01:09:01Okay

01:09:02so

01:09:03bumblefoot

01:09:04it's a thing basically when your ducks if they step on something sharp and they get like a sliver or a cut on their foot and

01:09:10Then it gets infected because they walk around in like a lot of I don't know

01:09:15Stuff like that, right? So

01:09:19Basically, it's called bumblefoot because their foot will swell up in the areas that are injured and

01:09:24There's a lot of places on the internet when I first looked it up. That's it

01:09:27Oh, yeah, you your duck would be but your duck will be dead in like two days

01:09:32So when we saw it, we kind of freaked out

01:09:34Well, yeah, I was like freaking out and I'm like, I will pay the extra 20 bucks on Amazon to get that thing shipped earlier

01:09:39Right like the medicine. She was literally completely fine

01:09:42The thing she was most bothered about was probably wearing that's like dumb shoe. We had this blue shoe for her

01:09:49Well, we didn't want him to keep getting infected, right? Yeah, so we took it out

01:09:52We took it off what she swam and she was so upset

01:09:54She was such a sweet duck. Her name was donut but like our favorite my favorite. Yeah

01:09:59Yeah, but I didn't care didn't know her name for the first year of her life

01:10:03I cared about her because every time I saw her I

01:10:07Got hungry

01:10:09Cuz doughnut you liked magpie because he was the only boy who also like no IQ just completely unrelated

01:10:15Okay, but magpies lack of intelligence has been more than compensated by Sonny's genius

01:10:21Brilliance. He's absolute. He is actually I'm not sure

01:10:25Understand how to walk upstairs

01:10:27He doesn't know we have like a little patio screen door in the back and we have some four stairs

01:10:32Yeah, there's short stairs. Like they're not like the big stairs. They're like like this but the steep

01:10:38Yeah, the steep he can't he doesn't think he doesn't know how to walk up them. No, he just kind of paces and

01:10:44Then he got stuck on top of a can like a container where I keep my like tadpoles

01:10:49He got stuck on it. He didn't know how to get down. Yeah jump

01:10:52It's like half a foot we open the door to the coop and the girls all come out

01:10:56No problem, and half the time he's just like panicking because he's doesn't know where the door is

01:11:02But he is very pretty. He's a stunning guy. He's very pretty this really creamy white

01:11:07It's like creamy white. It's not white white. Oh, yeah, like it's one feathers. Oh, he's huge, too

01:11:11Oh, yeah, he's like pick him up once because he couldn't get out of the coop. He's like 20 pounds. Yeah giant

01:11:17Absolutely. Lovely a beautiful duck a real himbo. So yes, I do know the scary scary duck story

01:11:24You were late

01:11:26You were late because you uh, you didn't know where the ducks went

01:11:31Who?

01:11:32Arlo the duck, honestly. Oh

01:11:36Arlo the duck. Oh very good. We have good reference to my novel the present available at freedom a.com select books

01:11:42I like those sponsors in the YouTube. No, I'm gay. Okay, hold on Arlo the duck. No, not Arlo his sister Penny

01:11:48Penny was originally Pablo because I thought it was a boy and I thought Pablo was hilarious

01:11:54We also had Rico and Pedro who are also girls and the only one we gave a feminine name was the boy

01:12:00They were all quite confused and that we did not get their pronouns very early on oh it takes a while with Muscovy's but

01:12:08okay, so the

01:12:10The female ducks penny. She's super sweet. Her real name's Penelope, but we just call her penny because it's easier, but she's genius

01:12:17So she's very smart

01:12:19I'm almost cutting up a watermelon earlier today and she does the one where she cuts up the rinds like she cuts it and then

01:12:24She takes the the flesh of the watermelon out and we were just left with the rinds

01:12:27At the bottom a bit of pink on the rinds and the ducks will usually get that to the ducks because they really like watermelon

01:12:33Yeah, like every duck we've had. It's just a love watermelon. So I go out and they have a little swimming area

01:12:39like a tiny tiny little pond and

01:12:42So I have two watermelon rinds and I put them in and they float but face down. So

01:12:48Piper

01:12:49Bandit and sunny are all trying to flip it over and like struggling with it

01:12:53Penny stands there and she's just chirping like at me like squeaking because she doesn't really chirp. She just has this weird little squeak

01:13:00and

01:13:02she

01:13:04She keeps chirping at me and then I move over there's like a little rock you can stand on

01:13:08I go to the rock because I'm like, what does she want?

01:13:11She pushes from like across the pond

01:13:14She pushes the watermelon to me for me to flip it over and hold it out for her to eat

01:13:19Amazing. Like I have never seen a duck. I didn't even know they were smart enough to do that

01:13:23I know if I know if a duck online who can like sit and knows its name and stuff like that

01:13:27But like I have like shocked and I'm like, maybe that was a mistake

01:13:31So I move it away and she does it again like I was shocked cuz like I knew she was smart

01:13:36I know the girls bandit and penny are smart. Yeah, but like dang that's smart

01:13:41She also has figured out how to open her coop door. So like the inside a little latch. That's just big enough for them

01:13:47Yeah, she can pull it open. Yeah, I like press pull it open with her be wild. She's like a parrot

01:13:52Okay, like she's smart, right?

01:13:55so

01:13:57yeah, it was um

01:13:59What there was another question? Oh, our ducks are geese more likely to violate the NAP. It's mostly gone this wrist

01:14:05I have can you still hang on hold it up? Cuz can people yeah, you can see a little bit of right a

01:14:10Bite mark and it's this was like two weeks ago. Sonny bites. He's mean

01:14:15Piper bites too, but penny and Vander sweet, but Piper bites everyone Piper bites the other girls

01:14:20I've seen Piper just attacking penny pennies like dead bottom in the pecking order. She's also attacked Sonny

01:14:25I think which is a strange Piper is the top of the pecking order despite being a small girl

01:14:29like tiny like this big but she

01:14:33Yeah, she bites and Sonny. Yeah your phone. Can you show a picture we can hold it up the camera. Hold on

01:14:39Can you there was another question? I think I'm sorry

01:14:42So our ducks or it depends if you're gonna include Canada geese Canada geese are

01:14:47Banded face Satan birds. I will literally be on a pathway

01:14:50Yeah, walk past them and I start getting hissed at and they bow their head at me and oh, yeah

01:14:57So what is Sonny's duck hood? Like maybe you should have Colin his childhood. It's nice

01:15:05Game of treats all the time. We sat with him. Okay here

01:15:11Can I hold that yeah, I'll just hold that up

01:15:13So this here is

01:15:15Top to bottom if you can go I can't talk. Okay, we're gonna go bottom to top bottom to top

01:15:21So Piper mean mean Piper next to her is bandit with the black head

01:15:25Then next to bandit is Sonny the absolutely giant duck. He's grown a lot since this picture

01:15:31Whereas the girls haven't and then in the very back you can just see him pass Sonny or her that's penny

01:15:36Right do the screens go? Yeah. No, can you get is there any other views?

01:15:39I can get a better picture of each of them. We can even do video if we want

01:15:44No

01:15:46Cobra chickens

01:15:47Bandit face Satan birds. Yeah, that was that quite quite a good turn of phrase

01:15:52here is

01:15:53Penny, I'm sorry a bandit. It's the black one pennies. Oh, sorry, Sonny. Oh my gosh. Sonny is the white one

01:15:59My brain is just not working right now. We do not eat ducks

01:16:02Look, I would definitely I'm not like one of those people who is opposed to eating animals. Wait, wait to the birds

01:16:08What do the birds up here what birds these

01:16:12Way to know did we finish with them? Oh, it's just the two right? Oh, sorry. I thought there was more than that

01:16:16No, okay

01:16:18I'll get the other two. Here are the other two. They're very similar looking but pet. Um, this is like a

01:16:25Two-headed bird. No, it's that the Japanese thing the yin-yang. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the one closer to the camera whose back is facing us

01:16:32That's Piper. You can't see it very well, but penny has like a gray and black

01:16:37Back and she's the one facing away or not facing towards right with her chest, but okay

01:16:43Sorry, the question we also eat ducks. I don't I've never eaten duck

01:16:47It seems kind of like fatty and I'm not a huge fan of like super fatty foods

01:16:50I just find the taste like kind of gross, but I am NOT one of those people who's like, oh I have a duck

01:16:56No one can eat ducks. That's evil. Okay ducks are a good food

01:16:59I know some people really like the fatty like kind of meat that race for that, right?

01:17:03They were raised they used to be chickens basically

01:17:05I mean by that is they used to be like everyone would eat duck eggs and duck meat and stuff like that

01:17:09But then basically people were

01:17:11We're like, oh chickens are way easier to take care of they're way less messy

01:17:15So let's switch to chickens and they were actually called hook bill hook bill ducks and they're almost extinct now. But um,

01:17:21And sorry, can we just get one more actually?

01:17:25You know Korean, sorry. Sorry. No, but can you just give me an actually voice?

01:17:30Actually yin and yang is Korean

01:17:33All birds are angry. They resent the fall of the dinosaurs, but Greek geese are particularly resentful aggressively

01:17:40So yeah, although swans can be pretty aggressive too. I've never had too many issues with swans

01:17:45Well, but I mean, I guess they just don't mind me

01:17:49Bandit looks pretty good, but it's hard to beat a duck called penny bandits a very pretty duck

01:17:53She's got some iridescent feathers and Piper just has one

01:17:57Iridescent feather on her back and the rest of her back is like a creamy white. Yeah, this is penny or sorry

01:18:02This is Sonny. He's biting my camera

01:18:05It's a great picture, okay, do not be too alarmed but that is Sonny

01:18:11Right before is he used to have I don't know was it four or five other siblings? Yeah, and they all basically

01:18:20You you may remember that with the jaws theme

01:18:25The one like standing up whose body is in the picture I'm just zooming in a tiny bit, is that right? Yeah. Yeah

01:18:30That's penny that's the extremely intelligent duck we have and

01:18:35They're all Muscovy ducks. They're about two months old. Yeah two months. So they've grown crazy fast

01:18:41Yeah, I actually when I when we first got them

01:18:43I didn't think band didn't know that we're gonna be jump scares this stream because it's because of the biting thing, right?

01:18:48That's a cool pic. Yeah, we should make a t-shirt of that. Oh, I have so many of them

01:18:53They just he just absolutely attacks my camera. He hates it. Oh

01:18:57Oh, this is a cute one, hold on

01:19:00This is uh, these are oh, this is the only picture she has of ducks. Really? I have a way too many

01:19:05This is a cute one of penny. She's just looking at the camera. Sorry. How did you pronounce that?

01:19:11It doesn't just affect teenage boys no, I have my voice cracks aren't going away. It's been like two years

01:19:16Anyways, I'm gonna keep yapping about the ducks. But if you want to talk about anything else, I get this well, right, right, right

01:19:22I

01:19:24Know okay. Oh, I don't know. Are you ready for the jump scared? Bump? That's Piper

01:19:31Piper at the gates of dawn

01:19:34That's an old album from Pink Floyd. Okay

01:19:39Are you sent off a singing audition? Oh, you're sending it off. I'm sending it off

01:19:43I am auditioning for a play in my homeschooling group this year. How many ducks do you have for four?

01:19:49We were aiming for three. We promised mom three

01:19:54We went there and there was a miscommunication. She's like you said four right? And I'm like, oh

01:20:00And we said no three three. She's like, oh, well, I already separated them from their mother

01:20:04And I don't know which one should go back to who mother it is. I'm like, okay look fine an extra duck

01:20:09I didn't think a bandit was gonna make it when we first got her

01:20:12She was looking pretty rough just like head down not doing but I kind of just gave her put food in her mouth and she kind

01:20:17We

01:20:18It's funny because if we had not gotten one then we might not have the male because one male to three females is a good

01:20:25Ratio, right? Well, it's usually wonderful. Is it wonderful? Okay aggressive, but I don't think he's actually started mating yet, right?

01:20:31Or as we referred to it in the past, they're dancing. Yeah

01:20:36All right

01:20:38Any I'm just gonna ask any last

01:20:41Questions any other good photos, but I'm trying to find I have one of this epic frog

01:20:47This one

01:20:50Don't zoom it's perfect. Okay, I caught this giant frog. He's absolutely massive

01:20:56He was a little alarming. I named him Gorbo

01:20:59Should be Gorlock Gorlock. What?

01:21:03Little old lady

01:21:05I'm auditioning for Alice in Wonderland. I want to be the Queen of Hearts. I don't know if I'll get it

01:21:10Yeah, it's a musical. So

01:21:13Yay, sing it away

01:21:15All right

01:21:16Monologue, I think I'll do the something from Glass Menagerie

01:21:19Do a monologue don't do stuff in stereo mono is the way to go

01:21:23Actually, here's the thing the audio audition for the singing is supposed to be

01:21:2816 bars 30 seconds specifically. I got 49. I

01:21:33Mean when Izzy said 16 bars, I thought it was gonna be an audition for an Irish musical bit of drinking a lot

01:21:38I wish all right

01:21:40Do you plan to expand your poultry army army with chickens or quail I was think I honestly I love quail

01:21:48But there's so cute the little guys love quail. Yeah, but I can't say I love chickens. I think chickens are basically just sunny

01:21:54they're just kind of I

01:21:57Haven't seen a smart chicken. I'm sorry. That's fair. I haven't heard of a smart chicken

01:22:02That

01:22:05Frog looks like

01:22:06Jabba the Hutt's second cousin break a leg. So, you know, that's the right engine, you know where that comes from, right? Yes go

01:22:14before yeah, I

01:22:17Remember, but I actually

01:22:19Actually break a leg means I hope to see you in the cast

01:22:24Time to do with the cast right at least that's one theory. I don't think that's what it means. All right, let's see here

01:22:32Any last questions given once given twice

01:22:37Somebody had a question. I thought it was interesting, but it might be a bit complicated, but let's give it a try

01:22:42Steph Izzy I accepted a job

01:22:44But another company with a much higher salary came back with an offer any tips on how to handle it

01:22:49So hopefully I don't burn a bridge. I want to go to the higher salary. So he got a job at company a

01:22:54Company B offered him. So he said I'll take the job at company a and he's getting all prepared

01:22:59Company B comes along and gives him much more money. How does he extract himself from the first?

01:23:05You suck. Well personally, yeah, go ahead with your thoughts. I my brain is empty

01:23:11Brain is empty of this. It's a bit of an interesting question for me

01:23:14It wouldn't exactly be don't burn bridges, but you can just say look, you know

01:23:17I've got a better offer if you can match the price. I'd be happy to stay with you

01:23:22That's the answer. I have somebody who's willing to pay me a lot more for my time. Yeah, I apologize

01:23:27You seem like a nice company, but I do have to go with what's gonna be better for me, which is the money

01:23:31Yeah, like I you can just say look if we've been working here for years

01:23:34I'd probably try and negotiate with you about staying or getting more pay or whatever, but we've barely even started

01:23:40I don't have any relations with you again seem like a good workforce

01:23:43but I really have to go with the better pay unless you can match it or at least come close because there could be other

01:23:48Benefits like a better boss or more opportunities a couple hours. Yeah. No, no, let's not get crazy

01:23:54Or so it could be that they could be better it's a better job more opportunities for growth

01:23:59It could be a smaller company which gives you more opportunities to do different kinds of work could be a better boss

01:24:03So they may not have to match it, but they gotta say I gotta say look this place is offering me 30% more

01:24:09So either that means that they're overpaying or you're underpaying and I'm not sure what the answer is

01:24:13But you know all of that so I would say bring the offer to the original company and give them

01:24:20That that was the most professional speech I've ever heard. Yeah, well done

01:24:27I really appreciate it, but I might have to go to a

01:24:30You know a different workforce if you guys keep having me go into the garbage

01:24:35Yeah, no kidding. All right, so we've had another actually moment. Somebody's correcting us

01:24:39Actually, I thought break a leg was from the 1920s when they were all superstitious that they were fooling the bad luck demons

01:24:47So in the theater world, you're only allowed there's a play called Macbeth, which is a really really dark play I remember and

01:24:54set in Scotland, of course Macbeth and

01:24:59So you're never supposed to say the word Macbeth you have to refer to it as the Scottish play and if you do say the

01:25:04Word Macbeth you have to run around the theater three times to break the curse

01:25:07Okay, and Macbeth is a cursed play

01:25:10That's the one where I had a big sword fight with someone and I I swung my sword and it got stuck in the wall

01:25:16It got stuck in the wall

01:25:17so I ended up having to jump him and strangle him to death because I couldn't get my sword out from the wall and

01:25:22Then I I got stabbed and I was given a blood pack and it was supposed to gently ooze

01:25:27From my hands after I got stabbed because I playing with bath

01:25:30But what happened was I couldn't get it to break so I kept gripping and gripping into the point where it exploded

01:25:36Like like somebody

01:25:37Yeah, they put extra blood and he just made it too tough to break

01:25:41so it went and covered like the first three woes rose in fake blood and

01:25:47Unfortunately, it turned a little bit

01:25:49It little did to turn into a comedy, but there's really not much we can do with that

01:25:54So it is a bit of a cursed play to be honest

01:25:58I

01:25:59Phrase that isn't I thought not an actually actually phrasing doesn't matter for an actually moment. Yeah

01:26:05I'm sorry. I started this. No, I'm sorry. That's uh, you know, we're gonna have to actually now from from here to eternity

01:26:14Use the higher offer to negotiate duck maternal leave with company B

01:26:20Sorry, I got ducklings exactly sorry go ahead

01:26:26My life is over but what didn't we see a breakfast place egg cetera experience experience a unique experience

01:26:34That so it says all-day breakfast, but it closes at 2 p.m. There's like 20 different places. I was looking at today

01:26:40It's not all day. It's all morning. It is all day. It's just not at this time zone

01:26:46Somewhere out in the mid-atlantic

01:26:48Yep. Yep. Yep. There we go. All right going once going twice last questions. Yes. No, maybe

01:26:57I just you know if people are typing. Oh, we got typing if people are typing

01:27:02We can cut them off by ending the stream and make them type faster for next time. Oh, oh, oh, actually actually

01:27:10Okay, well I wasn't looking at Waffle House was I

01:27:15Actually have actually Waffle House has all-day breakfast did I did I say Waffle House I said

01:27:22Etc. Have you seen the mighty ducks cartoon? I have not. Oh, maybe I have I've heard of it

01:27:28It's always morning somewhere else actually

01:27:30That's the old drinking thing. Like it's five o'clock. So I'm American

01:27:33Yeah

01:27:34You Americans with your tacky Waffle House that I am aware has like graffiti everywhere in the bathrooms

01:27:41We're just a mysterious liquid everywhere

01:27:45Coaxually coaxually now actually interesting bit of free-to-main trivia Waffle House was one of the original proposed names that mom gave for this show

01:27:53Do you mean yapper yapper house waffle waffle waffle I hop we I think

01:28:00International house of pancakes I was I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I first went there

01:28:05You thought you just get pancakes everywhere, right? No, it's a house of pancakes should be made of pancakes. It should be made of pancakes

01:28:11I was willing to accept some reinforcement, but it should be mostly made of pancakes and you should actually eat the house

01:28:17Tacky the liquid makes it a mystery and there's free canvas for unpaid art

01:28:37Oh, I saw this great meme today, we're just gonna yeah for the rest of the show

01:28:41Yeah, we saw this great meme today. It was Pennywise

01:28:44looking at Ronald McDonald and

01:28:46Saying you're not even scary and it's like yes, but I've killed way more people than you have

01:28:52And I thought Pennywise would be a great name for a duck, but we just went with penny Penelope

01:28:57No, but penny Pennywise Pennywise the duck actually, but you'd make sunny. I think Pennywise

01:29:04USA USA

01:29:08What's that there's that Trump meme which is like I have the best resistance to coronavirus ever

01:29:14I mean they tested my blood. I don't even have DNA. I have USA. That was actually pretty funny

01:29:22Actually never feeding the mogwis after midnight, um, it's always after midnight Oh somewhere

01:29:27Yes, but I think it's in the time zone. Actually you spell actually incorrectly

01:29:33Actually now what is mogwis? I'm

01:29:37Gremlins wiki. Oh, yeah. Yeah gremlins. I

01:29:41Remember using the word gremlins in one of my plays and my writing teacher literally yelling at me

01:29:46The gremlins is now owned by whatever movie studio made it like you can't use that word

01:29:50it's owned by these guys and it's like bro, calm down, bro, like my

01:29:55Trainer being like you can't take notes. Oh, yeah at work. All right. Can I sing notes? Oh, all right

01:30:03That's what you should have said. It's easy. It's easy in hindsight. I should have you know, she's leaving at the end of the month

01:30:09Cigarettes

01:30:10It's like she's gonna come back, right?

01:30:13She will now I go from diplomatic in theory. Oh wait, so

01:30:18One of the one of the workers said you absolutely cannot take notes and the other worker was like, why didn't you take notes?

01:30:25Yeah, I'm dead serious. Yes, they told me I said, oh, can I take notes and she's like no

01:30:31Like that's that was her response. She's like you'll get it like girl

01:30:34You have a menu going across an entire wall like I'm not gonna get it. Yep. Sorry, like let me take notes

01:30:41She's just wait wait people's all the other girl says she has a superior already complex. Okay, I'm dead serious

01:30:48I can't speak to that

01:30:49But I will say that the one thing that homeschooling didn't touch on that. We really needed to touch on for you was

01:30:56How to turn on or off the hot water?

01:31:00Yeah, no that we should have gone over the diagrams and that was my first day in the cafe and I was freaking out

01:31:06Cuz I'm like these other girls learned pretty quickly. Do I just suck at this?

01:31:09There's I dropped my phone. Do I just suck at this or something? Like am I just turn off the hot water wasn't it?

01:31:13Well, it wasn't that but I was just having one of those days. I've just felt like wow

01:31:16I suck at this right, um, cuz she was just like no

01:31:20You don't even need to make notes like it's that simple and I knew like that was a little extreme and I'm like

01:31:24Maybe it's that simple. Maybe I'm just dumb right or what?

01:31:27I mean, I wasn't thinking like that, but you get what I'm saying? I'm not getting something obvious is what I'm thinking

01:31:32anyways, this girl was like this was a different one who's like best friends with the superiority complex girl and

01:31:38She was like, can you turn off the sink?

01:31:40Right, and I'm like, okay

01:31:42so I run back because she's doing something and making sandwiches and the other girls at the cash register, so I run back and I

01:31:48I'm moving the taps and nothing's changing. Yeah, like it gets a little better a little like a little stronger a little weaker. I'm like

01:31:55Okay, and I said to her I'm like this might be the dumbest thing you've ever heard

01:31:59but how do I turn off the sink and she's like

01:32:02Oh, and she's like there's a thing on there's a nozzle under the sink. I'm like under so

01:32:08Like a tiny thing trying to turn like a nozzle. She called. Okay. Yeah, like a lever

01:32:13Okay

01:32:13and I

01:32:14Opened the sink like the drawer underneath and behind a bunch of cheap cleaning supplies is a little like a thing that you turn like

01:32:21Hot too because it's been pumping out hot water. It's a really hard valve. Yeah. Well, she said nozzle but is evolved

01:32:27He knows the nozzle is the focus water. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what she's just yapping

01:32:32She's one of those people but

01:32:34Like then I turn it and the hot water goes off

01:32:38Why don't you tell me that I've never been in the cafe before I have a suspicion that your trainer didn't want you to take

01:32:44Notes because if you said something wrong if she said something wrong, you'd have notes to correct

01:32:50I think that's pretty true. I think that's it. But then my other co-worker was like, oh, yeah, you didn't take notes

01:32:54And I'm like, no, I wouldn't you take notes X told me not to or whatever

01:32:57Yeah, and she's like, oh here

01:32:59Let me write some stuff out for you and she actually literally grabs a piece of paper and like you say you make this you

01:33:02Say make this here's some general stuff. You got to clean it after every time you make it. It's like, okay, right, right

01:33:09Mad cheesiest we did answer your question. I'm so sorry that you weren't paying attention

01:33:14This is the one what would you what's the last thing you'd give up on a marriage and kids, right?

01:33:19I'm kidding. Yeah, if you didn't listen, I think that was the first he he might have gone to bed with mr. Portugal

01:33:26All right, let's see no the thing is they're not even dumb no, they're very smart

01:33:30I actually like these two this one girl that was training me. I genuinely think she's quite smart

01:33:34She just has zero empathy

01:33:35So some as M says that sounds like an accurate assessment shady people don't want to be held accountable and avoid records written or otherwise

01:33:42But the weird thing is and I actually noticed this when it was sunny. She does not cast a shadow

01:33:46What no shadow, oh she's just doesn't I think she's a figment of our collective imagination like she uh

01:33:53She's smart too. Yeah, they're all very smart. Yeah, sure. You know, I asked her a question or I make a joke

01:33:58She gets it like she like that like she's smart, right, but she's just rude

01:34:01Well, it reminds me of a story that I've told probably only 19 or 20 times on the show

01:34:07Let's make it 20 or 21. Shall we more with me? Sorry any more times with me? Oh

01:34:12Gosh no, did you you these guys get the the very much much filter do a three-hour show and then I'll come down and tell

01:34:20Us about it in ten minutes to get the whole gist of it across and I'm like, well, what were you doing down there?

01:34:24Then it's just a blur. What can I tell you? It's a big blur

01:34:28so

01:34:29When I would I've told you the story when I worked at a hardware store and it was my first week

01:34:33Oh, yeah, and I say to the guy like where are the Crescent wrenches? He's like aisle seven

01:34:37Why did you know that by now and I'm like cuz it's my first week and it's a big store

01:34:41There's you know 6,000 aisles and all of this kind of thing, right?

01:34:43I mean, it wasn't as big as like Home Depot, but it was bigger than the home heart where we normally go to. Yeah

01:34:49Anyway, so this guy was just annoying and superior. And so I think it was about 10 years later

01:34:54I happen to be back at the same hardware store and he was still working there. Yep

01:34:59All right

01:35:01Reflection in a mirror

01:35:02Quacktually at 23. What does that mean?

01:35:05What does that mean 23 coffees on the menu that I can't take notes for I don't know

01:35:11Um, you see create the recipe book for the cafe. Oh my gosh

01:35:14This gives me another thing so that this other girl the owner comes in and she's like, oh no, don't make notes

01:35:20Um, we have a recipe book for everything and I'm like, oh you do that's an instruction manual

01:35:24Anyways, I come back the next day

01:35:25She's like, I'll bring it tomorrow and I text him like hey, don't forget to bring a book and she's like, yeah

01:35:28Yeah, anyway, she doesn't bring the book. She I asked. Oh, did you bring the book?

01:35:31She's like, oh I forgot and then

01:35:34she uh, she comes in and

01:35:37She's it's the day after it's on the Saturday when I'm working ice cream and my co-worker comes in later, which is ridiculous

01:35:43Okay, it's really busy in the morning

01:35:44She comes in an evening when it gets slow and it's the same thing like we swap shifts

01:35:48So I get the seven hours she gets the five hour and then I get the five hours. She gets the seven hour

01:35:53It's like a swap, right? Yeah, but anyway, she comes in and the my owner comes in or my owner

01:35:59but the the boss comes in and

01:36:01She says oh, here's the book and it's a book on the history of coffee

01:36:06You say espresso in Italian and you know, this was made in

01:36:131874 this is the origin. This is who came up with it and there's drinks that we don't even sell at the cafe

01:36:19What is a ricotta or something like that? I don't even remember. We don't sell like what a ricotta. I don't even know

01:36:24Yeah, that's a kind of cheese, isn't it? I'm ricotta

01:36:28Ricotta, it's a kind of cheese. That sounds like a terracotta for mine. I don't even know if some are thing

01:36:32Anyways, I I waited to read it until my co-worker came in and we were just laughing our heads off over this cuz I'm like

01:36:39Oh, she brought in the book for the cafe things. I don't like here

01:36:41Why don't I read it out loud because it was slow. We had no customers like raining and I'm like, okay

01:36:47And I'm reading it and she's like it's like is this the introduction like no

01:36:51No, we skipped the introduction and she's like what and the actual name of the book is coffee. Actually. Sorry James

01:36:58Actually, do you mean a Riccardo a Riccardo is that a kind of coffee? Yeah, I think that's what it was

01:37:04A Riccardo Montalbano was a very famous. I had a guy who had to one-up everything I did writes faster

01:37:09Not enough detail and reports don't take so long and report that is kind of like the girl

01:37:14I have training me honestly, but that that's a horrible environment. Yeah

01:37:17I'm like so thankful she's leaving at the end of the month and there was a day in ice cream and it was so slow

01:37:21And I'm like, oh I can go train in the cafe

01:37:23But I saw this girl comes in and she's just like hey girly pop and that's what she says

01:37:28And I'm just like hey, it's just a phrase. Yeah, yeah girls use it. Oh, she's like 20, but like maybe grow up

01:37:34but um, she comes in and I'm like, hey and

01:37:38She just walks around and she's like, okay, and then she just leaves excellent

01:37:41So he was right 23 times you've told the story keep up now

01:37:45Normally, I don't take these kinds of corrections from listeners, but this one is totally accurate. We should have got that

01:37:5124

01:37:53No, because he said this before I told the story

01:37:56Yeah, that's fair. Sonny is named after Sonny Balwani Sonny Balwani. So Sonny Balwani boy

01:38:02There's a there's an obscure reference of Sonny Balwani Sonny cuz he's white like the Sun and he's reflecting

01:38:07No, Sonny, so his name real name was something else Sonny was his nickname

01:38:11He was an Indian guy who teamed up with Elizabeth Holmes to create that crazy company Theranos that pretended to be

01:38:18The single drop of blood could get you like 400 different diagnoses and all of that

01:38:22Can I say the price we have for milkshakes in the in the place I work at?

01:38:28But they won't know because it's Canadian dollars, okay do it in Bitcoin

01:38:35It's a Canadian dollars for a milkshake now, do you want to know what a milkshake is one scoop of ice cream?

01:38:41About half a cup or a cup of milk blended

01:38:45Do you know how much a single scoop of ice cream is 550

01:38:51That's insane, so this is an obscure joke a

01:38:55Ricardo coffee served in rich Corinthian leather, so

01:39:01No, so Ricardo Montalban was a very famous is a Cuban actor or Spanish actor or something like that and he was known for

01:39:08Doing the he did him a show called fantasy island

01:39:12Which is where people would go and get their fantasies fulfilled on some sort of island

01:39:16But it usually went wrong and he did an ad for a car

01:39:20Where he was like, this is in rich Corinthian leather and somebody made a parody of that

01:39:25I wish to be buried in this car, you know this kind of thing, right? So anyway, there's that

01:39:30There's that that's that

01:39:32Khan yes, that's right. He was in the Star Trek as well

01:39:36Which which he ripped his shirt off on a the Chrysler Cordova, yeah, that's right

01:39:43Warlocks cast no shadow according to the 1989 movie with Julian Sands

01:39:52I approve I've never seen the movie but Julian Sands. No, that's a first

01:39:59It hurts cuz it's true

01:40:02There was this movie like back in the 1800s when I was born like it was when I was a kid

01:40:07How old do you think I am you vampire?

01:40:10Anyways, um, it was really funny though. You're like every time I see you like, oh, yeah that happened in a movie

01:40:15I saw this I heard that you know, if this if this yapping was coming in my good ear

01:40:18I'd be really really offended there were two sequels to warlock. Yeah warlocks and warlocks

01:40:25It's actually a decent movie. Okay, so Julian Sands is he I'm afraid you're gonna get a little backstory

01:40:30I've heard of Julian Sands. It's that guy from undertale

01:40:34What's undertale? Don't worry. All right, so Julian Sands played George in room with a view

01:40:43Okay, the blonde guy like the main guy in room with a view

01:40:47Now Julian said is he just knows it is my favorite movie now

01:40:51Julian Sands also went on a hike last year in a snowy mountain and never came back

01:40:57I don't even found the body

01:40:59Has Izzy and her co-workers done the tick-tock style of go bus in a mini girl bus in a mini

01:41:05No, oh my gosh. Oh do it do it

01:41:10The tick-tock video of girl boss in a mini. I don't even remember that much

01:41:13It was I remember just someone was talking about like, I don't know

01:41:16Back when I was fighting in the Crusades. Oh, come on

01:41:20He must have been the Emperor that point like, you know around for generations upon Jim the Emperor

01:41:24What Emperor we talking about here exactly

01:41:27Okay, got it

01:41:30So girl boss in a mini do you remember there was a video went around in a circle and they each had a nickname for

01:41:35Themselves, right? What would yours be?

01:41:41Yeah, all right, well think about it de Pope

01:41:48That's nice

01:41:50Has Evie has Izzy ever referred to things as back in the 1900s I call that back with the dinosaurs

01:41:59Six emojis man, it's not that way. I don't even get some of these emojis

01:42:07So what is I don't stop these emojis are missing there's like just by the by okay

01:42:12Here's my tip to you

01:42:14If you want to look cool with the punk teens

01:42:17Don't use that many emojis if you do add like three fire emojis and that's all right

01:42:21So I think we should end the show

01:42:24With a brain rot test a brain rot test

01:42:29Locals has broken emojis

01:42:31Broken emojis be good name for a punk band. Anyway

01:42:35So we're gonna try a brain rot test

01:42:37Chat

01:42:40Chatty Izzy with the Rizzy chatty Izzy with the Rizzy. I'm not Rizzy. You have Riz

01:42:46Riz is flirting ability

01:42:48Some guy it's like oh, you're beautiful. I duck mom and an ice cream cone duck mom and an ice cream cone

01:42:54That's your Gen Z boss in a mini

01:42:57I don't want to be some duck mom it makes me sound like a fert feather babies

01:43:00Feather babies no cap for real for real

01:43:03No cap. No, it's lowercase. There's no capitalizing

01:43:06I'm spinning your fr fr fr fr fr for real for real

01:43:10Prefer the Julian Sands went missing like that. Yeah, I died

01:43:13I think a brown a brain rot test sounds bussin bussing my what is he? What is he trying to type there?

01:43:19I'm gonna hit the gritty over this one. Is he on the bus fire?

01:43:23All right, so phantom tax if you start with this one you ski. What is what is a phantom tax?

01:43:32What is a phantom tax I actually know this one now

01:43:37What is a phantom tax?

01:43:43I'm gonna get so down on the young person's lingo. My hair is gonna spring back into action

01:43:49That would take a lot was hoping to do girl boss in a mini at the free domain meetup as a man

01:43:55Even bad girl boss. Well, hey, we want to be we want to be inclusive. Yeah, but he twit. No, you're not even right

01:44:02Give beat the toilet. Isn't that supposed to be two words? Whatever

01:44:06The sounds of death are exquisite. Oh, I think that's that's you

01:44:11Don't know what that is, but it sounds kind of cap

01:44:13So a phantom tax is when you have food and other people take it. No, it's not. No, it's not

01:44:18No, I look this up keep getting it. Okay. Here's the thing. It came from fries on a book. Here's the thing

01:44:23All of these websites explaining. Oh, here's Jenny slang. Here's Gen Z slang

01:44:33Here's the thing they're all written by adults who have no idea what they're talking about

01:44:39No idea

01:44:40You read this to me and even me with my limited knowledge of Gen A you'll read stuff and I'll be like that's not even Gen

01:44:47Z that's millennial slang like sorry these adults who make the websites are just doing it for clicks

01:44:53No one has any idea what they're talking about

01:44:56When you take someone's food, it's named after some New York City youtuber, right? I believe that his name is phantom

01:45:02No, it's her. Okay. Her name is

01:45:05It's that but it's also a threat. I've heard it used many many times. Oh, I'm gonna take your fries

01:45:11Oh, it's like if you do this, you're gonna get phantom tax, but that has nothing to do with food

01:45:16Like we'll be at some amusement park or whatever. But if you take me on that ride, you're getting phantom tax

01:45:21It's a joke, but it's like

01:45:24Okay, like it's it's not that okay. Sometimes it started as food, but now it's just anything

01:45:30Anything bad you're gonna get but the origin story the law

01:45:33I don't care back rock Gen A their war is retarded

01:45:37Why is it is it just called brain rot and I it's asking you about this at lunch actively hates Gen A

01:45:42Really? I've never heard of a good Gen A kid. I'm dead serious. And it's 13 minus right 12 under 12 and 11 and 12

01:45:49I know that I have a friend who's 11 who's like I thought he still has the squeaky voice, but he's like really

01:45:56Are you gonna really criticize?

01:45:58It's bad bad. Like he's like

01:46:12So a Rizzler is a twist candy made of licorice, right

01:46:17a

01:46:18Rizzler, I think that's right and it comes in red and it comes in black and it leaves an aftertaste

01:46:23It's basically like a bird took a dump on your tongue. Is it something like that? Do I have I think I have that correct?

01:46:28Federal Reserve printing is a phantom tax

01:46:32No, it's like the

01:46:35Rizzler means you're like good at flirting and you have high charisma

01:46:38Zinf now remembers in for some military guys, so we can't insult him. We only save that for the Portuguese guy

01:46:44If you do this I'm gonna steal from you

01:46:46Is that what that means kind of but phantom tax just kind of generally means something bad's gonna happen to you to my knowledge

01:46:51Look, I'm not I refuse. I'm with you. I'm with you. I hate it. I hate it. And then my dad's always like

01:47:00Whoa, what the heck did you break it? I don't know what happened there. Sorry for everyone's ears

01:47:07The Rizzler is Batman's nemesis. Yeah, I think that's right, isn't it? I think that's right

01:47:13Riddler comes from Rizz, which is short for charisma. No, but it means flirting specifically

01:47:19Asked an eight-year-old about this. Okay, they would know so it's means flirting. What would eight-year-old know about flirting?

01:47:24Okay, the things these eight-year-olds are saying you guys are like

01:47:32They have more flavors like grape and orange actually has multiple flavors what's wrong with you guys

01:47:38It's didn't really have nothing. Don't you have that other one?

01:47:41Like what Oh Twizzlers, okay, I'm gonna need a website bow mega 22. I'm gonna need a website reference for that

01:47:52Done done already

01:47:56That question there over on man public schools are so far gone. Yeah

01:48:03Skippity-toilet comes from a now 100 plus

01:48:07Is he are you are you this is how much is this hurting so much guy literally not we're not supposed to spill the secrets

01:48:14Okay, that's like rule one

01:48:16It comes from a world. Yes. There's a dare gen a if anyone knows they know check your local Sev

01:48:23Sev what does that mean? I don't even know wait, is that slang? No safe slang not for me

01:48:30I

01:48:31Know you mean you had a blue Ritzler because you're so skippity

01:48:34I think I'm gonna drink prime for like a week straight while listening to lo-fi so I can understand this new slang

01:48:40Lo-fi is not even gen a jewel flies like older Gen Z. What is prime?

01:48:46Okay, I'm looking this one up and Paul drink. That's it. Yeah, he made it and we sell it at the cafe

01:48:52I work at and no one wants it. Oh

01:48:55Okay

01:48:57Coconut water is coming out. I once had a blue Twizzler. Yeah, that's actually evil and I think you dreamt it

01:49:02What would that for the flavor be blueberry? No, that's horrible and just be blue

01:49:08Okay, it's not tasty it's horrible it's like puke water

01:49:12Well, what's the other ones we were looking at? No, we're not we didn't look at any bye guys

01:49:16Great street click and end. All right. All right. Okay, but no the brain rot stuff is very very interesting. It's dangerous

01:49:24I think it's made with uranium

01:49:27Kidding I'm kidding. It's not all right. All right. It's a nasty Gen Z electrolyte beverage

01:49:35right

01:49:37Excellent excellent. All right. I'm gonna look up blue Twizzler blue Rizzler. No

01:49:45Do they have such a thing?

01:49:49Look go to images go to images

01:49:51Go to images shop Twizzlers. I have this wait accept all cookies. Hey, can I have your I'm wait wait

01:49:57Oh, is that blue? No, that's cherry candy. What that's not a Twizzler. Okay, that's because that's happening. You're on a scam

01:50:04How she land?

01:50:06Back

01:50:08Images go to images, maybe Oh

01:50:13Blue raspberry. Oh raspberry. How can blue be raspberry raspberry red tootsie rolls. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh

01:50:20I'm afraid she's banished now from Candyland. Oh

01:50:24So it really wasn't that I went to the wrong website. It's that you were thinking of the wrong thing

01:50:29interesting

01:50:31Interesting. Yeah

01:50:33Actually, what do you mean? Actually you got it completely wrong. Surely it's important to be mature and admit fault when it happens

01:50:39All right. Wow, that's interesting blue juicy licorice

01:50:43Should you just have that whenever I'm doing a show just have that juicy licorice. All right

01:50:50Prime is sucralose. Yes

01:50:54All right, let's close up here 80s redux

01:51:00I don't get you remember all those people, right?

01:51:03Well, that's Logan Paul. That's

01:51:05No, that's Mike Tyson the boxer same thing. I don't know. Oh, this was a Nintendo game from back in the day

01:51:13Wow

01:51:16So you see this was considered hi-fi graphics back in the day

01:51:20If you've seen that one, it's the Chad guy

01:51:23The giga Chad pixelated giga Chad for the people who like 90s games. Yes. I don't like graphics nowadays. It's like not fun

01:51:32To me if the lights don't dim with my game graphics card when I'm playing it, right

01:51:38All right, any other last questions comments issues

01:51:41Thank you Izzy for a great fun live stream and thank you everybody for dropping by tonight

01:51:45I'm just gonna check over here. We did all of that

01:51:48Yeah, we're doing this again though because we started talking about slaying

01:51:52Slaying slaying. No. Oh, what was I talking about killing something the other day and you said I'm gonna kill this

01:51:59All right, right. I'm like what? Yeah, and this is sorry. I'm gonna slay this slay

01:52:05Yeah, a great show I had a great time personally, well, thank you we don't want you to have a bad time

01:52:10I'm kidding

01:52:15Vindicated on the blue Twizzler. Listen, if I get one thing right with my daughter every week, it's a beautiful week

01:52:21It's a beautiful week. Oh, yeah, what was he?

01:52:23We were gonna go to a cafe today or a bread place and I was like, I'll get my coffee there

01:52:27And what was the immediate statement? I said where I like the bread place. Oh bread box. You're like, yeah

01:52:33I said I will bet you ten bucks. They don't have coffee there

01:52:37Immediately like it's not Oh father. Perhaps. You're not quite correct. It's like how can I profit from this?

01:52:43Anyway

01:52:45No, I said coffee not nitro cold blue

01:52:49I'm still waiting for my ice cream. I gave you a tip. I promise I will send it to you on Amazon

01:52:55It will be a little melted and oh, you see they're missing something never did hear Steph talk about the skibbity toilet

01:53:01No, don't know what we did see was a picture of a bunch of frogs in a toilet called

01:53:06Rivety, I wish it was that instead cuz I would just be funny

01:53:09But it's like these freaking like toilet heads and like no one cares. Good night. We'll donate on the website. Thank you

01:53:14I really appreciate that bow mega Chris great Wednesday evening theme stream. Thanks Izzy

01:53:19I think basically considering we're ending the stream at 9. We're basically the Puerto Rican grandmas

01:53:24With diapers. Why aren't we going till 4 a.m? We have the club

01:53:29Do you know if there's a youtuber can you James or anyone can you look this up? There's a youtuber

01:53:34I think it was just over the last week

01:53:36Tried to set the record for the longest live stream. Did you read about this pretty often?

01:53:41Just crazy, right? Why would you do that?

01:53:44Well, I suppose he's hoping to make some money and one woman wrote and I don't know how true this is

01:53:49She tried to stay up for a long period of time. I think a couple of days or something or longer and

01:53:55Her doctor said it's gonna take about two years of

01:53:59Good sleep to make up for the damage you did to your brain by staying up this long. Yeah. No, I've heard

01:54:04It's really bad for you to stay up so bad a night or two is okay, but any longer than that

01:54:09It's very bad for you very bad for you. And she said that she still has sleep issues years later after doing that will happen

01:54:16Yeah, I

01:54:19Think the biggest barrier to accomplishing that is modern internet uptime

01:54:23I'm not sure what that means, but I like the

01:54:25sleeping

01:54:28Internet can be kind of like bad for you because I will sometimes do this or I don't do it anymore because like

01:54:34596

01:54:35Hours. Yeah, that's the guy this guy on the end. The online guy was going for the record

01:54:40But apparently he didn't even get halfway there

01:54:41I don't know if I but see there it's about 5% of the population can function perfectly well on five hours of sleep

01:54:48Yeah, but it's very rare

01:54:50I think Trump's one of those guys Bill Clinton was one of those guys and

01:54:54I thought I was for a bit when I was younger

01:54:55I was like, okay with it, but now I kind of I need like seven or eight hours. Yeah me too

01:54:59I've done a few 24 hours. I couldn't imagine more than that. Yeah, I did two all nighters you did

01:55:05One where I was up again to like for the next night, but then I like I definitely haven't done two full days

01:55:10I remember being worried about when we were leaving New Zealand

01:55:13Do you remember and we were concerned and it was just beautiful sleep on the plane?

01:55:16Oh

01:55:18New Zealand fairly evil place to begin with but when you combine that with the airplane made out of Minecraft evil

01:55:26Concrete blocks think it was genuinely made out of bones. That was the worst airplane seat that I've ever been on

01:55:33It's like being trapped in in like mammoth dinosaur bones going up your rear

01:55:38Upgraded seat to like we didn't have the like the super premium, but no we were supposed to have slightly better seats

01:55:43It was like just above business class

01:55:44Yeah, like two below the super because it was just at the front like where they had the bathrooms

01:55:49I think yeah, or not at the very front but like where they had the bathroom separating you from like the super premium

01:55:54So we had a little extra legroom and it was still horrible

01:55:57Oh, I was really the worst flight the going to Brazil was pretty bad

01:56:00But coming back from New Zealand and it was like I don't know 17 hours or something like that

01:56:04It was just going to Australia was a lot of fun. Yeah, Australia was great. It was really really nice

01:56:10I go into it, but it was oh his dad managed four hours died of 57. Yeah. Yeah

01:56:18Yeah, it's a sleep is really really important for testosterone production for memory formation for general mental health

01:56:24It's really really good. And you know the three-two-one rule. I think it goes something like

01:56:29Do not

01:56:31Eat three hours before to not drink liquids two hours before no screens an hour before that's silly

01:56:36I will literally be up at night. I wake up at night because I'm thirsty

01:56:40I went through this in the first 20 minutes of the stream. Yes, you are basically a camel that never runs out of water

01:56:47Yeah, no, like I will get up at one and I'll just really be like my throats dry. I can't sleep my throat hurt

01:56:52I drink so much water and it never used to be like this

01:56:54It's just I got a water bottle

01:56:55Yeah

01:56:56and I started drinking a lot of water because of it and then now my body just needs that water to function and I know

01:57:01If I didn't drink it a lot for a couple days, it would just be like, okay

01:57:04Well, I guess we're gonna drink less water now

01:57:05Yeah, but cuz I've done that before I didn't I had didn't have my water bottle for a couple days

01:57:09I lost it and I was just fine with like the regular amount of water

01:57:12But now that I have a lot of it, I just drink a ton of it. I wake up to check crypto prices

01:57:19Man, oh my gosh

01:57:21Don't do it

01:57:23somebody says

01:57:25I owe James says I'm not ever been able to sleep on a plane maybe but the full recline

01:57:29I can't sleep on planes really I just can't I can maybe pass out no screen an hour before bed

01:57:33It sounds like a hero's challenge. Well, you can get on Android you can get these screen dimmers

01:57:38I use them sometimes if I'm reading on Android and the screen dimmers take it. Yeah, they take it all the way down

01:57:47Cuz then my eyes are like, oh

01:57:49The worst thing is I used to watch sometimes shows before bed and you know, it's like some nighttime show

01:57:55So you turn up the brightness and then it's like I've never done that and then what happens because you need to see

01:58:01At nighttime and then what happens is it suddenly switches to like daylight and it's like being beamed out of a horror movie into like

01:58:08bright sunlight just

01:58:13Which means don't eat two hours before bed drink a lot of water and do a lot of screens right let's go into bed

01:58:20I'm like a four minus one minus tube

01:58:23What you see screens two hours after you go to sleep an hour after you go to sleep. Yeah. No, I mean water

01:58:27So I have no water. Yeah

01:58:30What a watermelon flavoring Stevie it works for me. All right, I use nightshift mode to the max

01:58:36I think that's no blue no blue screen or something like that where you have night mode on your tablet. Yes

01:58:42Yeah, yeah all you precious people. I need my night mode on my expensive computer. Well, she dreams of screens

01:58:49No, I don't actually I don't think I've ever had a dream with I have had a few but it's like very rare very light

01:58:54There's I'll have some dreams of texting and stuff like that

01:58:57That but there's a funny question which is where you screens a lot but nobody ever dreams about them

01:59:01I've had some dreams with them. Yeah, but it's not common

01:59:04I think it's because dreams are more like a primal kind of thing. Mm-hmm

01:59:08It doesn't filter down

01:59:09I guess you've been on like I've been on airplanes and cars and trains and dreams you dream of those right primal. So, I don't know

01:59:15Easy before bed causes acid reflux

01:59:19Actually, sorry

01:59:22Magnesium I think has helped my sleep quality tremendously

01:59:24I've been having all kinds of crazy dreams over the last couple of months since I started right, right?

01:59:28Oh fun. I used to dream of typing in the chat during streams

01:59:32Bro, nice. No, no. Hey, hey. Hey, no taking a break Friday evenings. Usually you like go have a life. No

01:59:41Stay and do all of these absolutely wonderful things

01:59:44I wouldn't have a show I could never run a channel cuz I'm big

01:59:47What are you doing sitting your computer watching me get up go do something get to work you lazy not getting

01:59:55Windows updating at 2 a.m. Always puts me in the negative

01:59:59What does that mean?

02:00:01Oh, okay. Okay, or maybe it it reboots and gives them some screen sound I

02:00:07Heard you don't feel pain in dreams either. Huh? I do you know what you're gonna dream about tonight

02:00:13That's gonna cause you to feel pain. This is Jenny's leg

02:00:17Freedom ain't his life. That's right. Philosophy is life and freedom ain't his philosophy

02:00:22Therefore logically still logistically freedom ain't his life pain in dreams before I can't taste very much sometimes

02:00:29You know, it's weird

02:00:29I used to not but recently I've noticed I can not recently maybe in the last year or two couple years

02:00:34I've been feeling pain and been able to taste in dreams you taste

02:00:38So it's like baby, but it's like the essence of it

02:00:41Like, you know how you can smell something in a dream usually like if it smells bad, it's like that

02:00:44It's like smelling almost when you eat. The worst thing is dreaming of a great new book. I'm excited to read you can't read in dreams

02:00:50I guess those times you can't most times maybe big ads or something, right if it's something you've seen

02:00:57before or what is it if it's something like oh

02:00:59My gosh when I try to say sorry if it's something like I've read the text before

02:01:04I get a type saying like hair be calling tonight or something like that and then in the dream if I'm kind of dreaming about

02:01:10My life I can see the same text

02:01:12But I almost never generate new ones that actually makes sense in my head, which is funny

02:01:17It's like any AI trying to generate words or like draw hands or whatever. Isn't that funny? Like yes, I

02:01:22Dreamed very lucidly last night. It was great. I've tried so I thought you used to be able to do that more

02:01:27No, but like I knew I was dreaming but I could never control it. I have done I was a couple months ago

02:01:33I really tried to get into lucid dreaming. I was doing all the reality checks and like doing the way back to bed

02:01:38It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. It's a huge thing. Yeah, but

02:01:43Yeah, I was I try it I got it like twice and it was like super vague

02:01:49So whenever I tried to do anything, I started waking up. Sorry

02:01:52But how did you know you were lucid because you knew you were dreaming in the dream?

02:01:55No, like I'm in a dream and I was walking down a street. It was like this kind of you too

02:01:59Not utopia, but it was like I want to say I was like imagine Bioshock, but above ground with like plants

02:02:04Okay in the Sun

02:02:05It's something like that

02:02:06I remember walking down and being like I'm dreaming and I have a lot in dreams or I like jump and just keep jumping

02:02:13No gravity kind of but like slow gravity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're completely fine

02:02:18Yeah

02:02:18I tried to do that and I wanted to like what if I can just fly because that's like everyone says a simple way of

02:02:24Starting to dream because almost everyone has dreams of it before is in lucid dreams to fly when you're still getting used to it

02:02:29So I thought I'll do that and I just felt myself waking up like it got like kind of dark and it was like

02:02:35So I stopped and the dream and that was later in that dream and then another time but those the only times I've actually had

02:02:40it like intentionally, huh, I

02:02:43Some reason dreamed that I was the drummer for Sting's old band called the police and we were doing a concert and I was like

02:02:50I think I can do this

02:02:51I think I can do this and I was like

02:02:52But I don't actually know the lyrics to the songs and I had to get Alex Jones to print them out and came out like gas

02:02:57Station receipts. I mean, is that wild?

02:03:00No, I'm undoing this. It's my dream. Anyway, yeah, I've had that before. I had that one dream. I was like really scared

02:03:06I want to say it was almost a nightmare, but not really. I was just like literally why am I scared?

02:03:11Like it's because it's a dream, right? Right. Really? None of this is happening

02:03:14I had that a ton when I was younger right like maybe 12 to 4 12 to 13 or maybe I want to say

02:03:1911 to 14 I had that a ton and then in the last year it stopped a lot

02:03:24So I think if I tried to do lucid dreaming back then it would have been a lot easier

02:03:27But now I almost never know what I'm dreaming

02:03:30Have you are you still trying to do the lucid dreaming?

02:03:33No

02:03:33I stopped a bit cuz it just I did like a month and I didn't get anywhere and it was when I stopped doing it that

02:03:37I actually had the lucid dream. I was like, excuse me, right, right

02:03:41Ah

02:03:42The jumping things in dreams just jumping over the utility poles and soaring over town. Yeah. Yeah, I've I used to have it

02:03:48I used to have it where you know, you get chased by the monsters and you're trying to run away

02:03:52But because every time you run you float up you can't get any traction so they get closer. Oh, that was not fun for me

02:03:58No, I don't like those ones. But like I get what you're saying

02:04:00I've had I've had feathered wings once which is what I thought were super cool. They were like gray

02:04:05The news show where you were interviewed in New Zealand three news the worst of the two is gone now

02:04:10It couldn't sell adverts. Apparently a lot of people fired seems appropriate. I don't think that was my

02:04:15I don't think it was my six years ago. Can't believe that six years ago. We were in New Zealand, right? Holy crap

02:04:19Yeah, I was nine

02:04:21Imagine I have had dreams where I am eating a giant marshmallow. And the last time I had that I woke up my pillow was gone

02:04:31That's very much my

02:04:33Experience. No, I have had it where I'm having a tough time breathing in the dream

02:04:38And then I wake up and I like face down in my pillow. That's weird. I

02:04:42Had it once where I had. Oh my gosh. What was it? I

02:04:47Felt in my dream. There was a snake slithering on my leg and I was like, oh, that's cool

02:04:51So I picked it up, but it felt like it was still slithering and I woke up and this was I had a bug on my leg

02:04:58Yes, that's right

02:05:00completely freaked out

02:05:02Because it was I woke up because I knew something this was one of the times I knew I was dreaming

02:05:06Okay, this is weird. So I wake up like I just opened my eyes and it takes an effort

02:05:09But you can't open your eyes if you know, I I felt you make yourself awake

02:05:13Yeah, you make yourself come awake, right?

02:05:15Well, it's basically like if I was ever realized I was dreaming and I didn't like the dream or the scared or something

02:05:20Yeah, yeah, I would just like your eyes are shut and you really have to work

02:05:24So like it's a whole facial movement to open them. Yeah, and you can usually get out of it

02:05:27Yeah, I can usually get out. I don't have bad dreams very often

02:05:30Maybe once every couple of months

02:05:32But I do have it where I'm it's like coming up from the depth like with bubbles and and churning like I just make myself

02:05:38Wake up. Yeah, it's kind of like that. You just have to try but anyways, I still felt it on my leg

02:05:43So I switched the light on it was a bug

02:05:45I hated that and then you woke up again and again and you were a bug

02:05:49Sometimes I've never had this but I know it's a pretty common thing if you wake up during a REM cycle where you're having a really

02:05:55Strong dream. Yeah, sometimes you will just be put in sleep paralysis

02:05:59Like

02:06:00So that's why it's always like 50-50 for me because I don't want that but I know it happens

02:06:04I don't I've never had sleep paralysis. I've never had sleepwalking

02:06:07I've never had anything like that, but I know some people who do or like like that guy. They said my sleep paralysis demon and

02:06:15That remember the guy who did the head rotation it at the light-up suit

02:06:18Oh, I remember that. Yeah, and what was the song from Greece, right?

02:06:25Hopelessly devoted to you that one right and he was very funny and then it's like hey when my sleep paralysis demon comes to sing

02:06:33Me a song or something like that

02:06:35I've never had sleep paralysis, but I think it's completely terrifying. Yeah, cuz you can just I just shut my eyes

02:06:40Yeah, I've had a few times as I'm going to sleep if I open my eyes and this was when I was younger again

02:06:45I think I was like had more in touch with fantasy when I was younger

02:06:48So I would have more stuff like this if you know what I mean

02:06:51but um, I

02:06:54would have like

02:06:55As I was going to sleep if I opened my eyes, I would see stuff in the room

02:07:00I thought if I blinked a few times it would go away. I mean like stuff floating or I was like no

02:07:04What the heck what is this and it was cuz I was like on the edge of sleep and I opened my eyes

02:07:08No, right, right. So that's why I got so scared

02:07:10I'm like I like had to pick I'm gonna commit and like I'm never opening my eyes again until I actually sleep because I got

02:07:17Do you do this thing and I remember when I was about your age when I was learning how to do

02:07:22Skateboarding that I would sort of half dream about skateboarding

02:07:25Yeah, and then you do jerk yourself awake when you when I knew I was getting higher

02:07:29I had that every night until I started working and what did you doing ice cream and just messing up? Oh, really?

02:07:35Oh, your body's like preparing you for the worst case, right?

02:07:37I get a cherry and I like I literally slip

02:07:39oh, I had one of those actually come true last time I was at work and

02:07:42I so this cash register doesn't work. So we keep it open a little bit

02:07:46Yeah, because otherwise it takes a long time to go under and get the whole mechanical thing

02:07:50Um for those of you who were earlier in the stream, you know

02:07:53But for those of you who don't it was accidentally thrown out and I had to go get it

02:07:55So it doesn't work anymore. But I sleeves I was wearing like a baggy t-shirt my sleeve caught on the edge of it

02:08:03Entire thing fell over my I was by myself in there because in there by myself huge lineup money all

02:08:11Over the floor. Oh wow. I put that we have these little boards up. I'm like, I'll be right with you

02:08:15So I put the boards up on each window so people couldn't come in. Yeah, you never know

02:08:19there's some catchy pretty sketchy people there sometimes right and

02:08:24Freaking out but like it was I want to say my hands were kind of jittery

02:08:27Cuz this was earlier in the day when I had the shot with my co-workers

02:08:31So the caffeine it doesn't have much effect

02:08:33But I just noticed my hands sometimes get jittery

02:08:35Right, and I was also anxious cuz I'm like there's a ton of people and they weren't the most upright looking people either just

02:08:42And there's like money all over so I'm just grabbing it and I can't get it cuz my hands right, right

02:08:47Oh my gosh, horrible. That is funny finding change on the floor the rest of the day. Like it was ridiculous

02:08:54So I'm trying to because I don't really understand the sleep paralysis stuff. So let me just so people are saying you can't sleep

02:09:00Paralysis is terrifying always happens when dreaming of something scary. Yeah, it's never positive

02:09:05No, but what is it?

02:09:06But what does sleep paralysis speed so ability to move scream call for help despite being desperately wanting to but that's a dream

02:09:11Anyway, no to my knowledge is it's when you wake up so you can look around and see your room

02:09:16But you can't move because sometimes when you can't look around or can't move you can look with your eyes

02:09:22Sometimes but your body's stuck completely frozen. You can't move it. Like okay, I broke my wrist

02:09:28I mentioned this before my thumb doesn't straighten I can go like this. It won't stay up

02:09:33Right, it's like that like when I first did it and my thumb just wouldn't move like yeah

02:09:39Like that. Yeah, that's that's how it felt

02:09:41I my guess because you just you're trying to move your hand or your leg or your arm, but you can't so basically

02:09:47Your brain is still in a dream state, right? But you're also awake

02:09:52So it's like hallucinating. So you're hallucinating, you know, you are awake. Are you hallucinating the dream in the in your room?

02:10:01So it's almost always a nightmare. So you'll see figures in your room and people and physically can't move, right?

02:10:06Yeah, so it's kind of like that. But sometimes sometimes you hallucinate sometimes you're just there, but it's basically you're dreaming

02:10:13So the part of your brain that produces dreams is still going while you're awake

02:10:17Since I feel like my entire body is vibrating. I haven't hallucinated anything. Although I think in my dream sometimes

02:10:24There was some terrifying component

02:10:26I just feel overwhelmed by a sense of dread and I'll try calling out for help unable to get the words out and break myself

02:10:30out

02:10:32Wow

02:10:34There's a pretty common thing that people see this one guy called the hat man, which is just a guy with a hat

02:10:43I've also see paralysis related to child abuse. I've not experienced it. I'm not

02:10:48No, I'm just saying this is what I've heard. I've never experienced sleep paralysis

02:10:52No, I've had some lucid dreams and I sometimes know when I'm dreaming and I obviously have nightmares everyone does but

02:10:58I've never had sleep paralysis

02:11:00For me sleep paralysis was fun. I knew I was dreaming something

02:11:03We could not move or break out of it, but a lot of dreams you it's only at the end of a dream like that

02:11:08My like my scary dreams

02:11:10They have a kind of plot or a story where things are getting worse and worse and then the very end I can make myself

02:11:15Wake up, right, right. So

02:11:18So if you oh, you know, you're dreaming but you can't move or break out of it. Okay, so that's the difference at the end

02:11:23I know that I'm dreaming I can make myself wake up

02:11:25So he says you're conscious about your in real life surroundings

02:11:29But you are completely immobile and still dreaming of the fact what I mean like you're awake, but your dream brain is still going

02:11:35So if you're being chased by I don't know some figure then you wake up

02:11:39The figures in the room that you can see and you can't move or wake up again. Yeah, that's pretty much. That's crazy

02:11:45Sorry crazy. That sounds bad. I mean, I don't mean you're crazy. I just mean it's bad, right? Yeah. Yeah, I

02:11:50I

02:11:51Think it's associated with waking up during REM sleep body can't move despite efforts. That's what you were saying, right?

02:11:57Again, I'm not certain but this is what I've heard before. I think it's a little different for almost everyone but

02:12:02It's a common source for stories about ghosts and alien abductions. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people will have kind of a dream like oh

02:12:07I've been abducted or whatever and that kind of thing

02:12:09Your body is shut down while asleep to prevent injury your conscious mind alert, but muscles still shut down

02:12:13well, yeah, so of course if you're running in your dreams, there's a kind of a

02:12:18Drug that goes through your body to make sure that your limbs don't move while you're sleeping

02:12:21You have when you first fall asleep, so then when you don't it's because oh that hasn't happened yet

02:12:26It hasn't happened yet. See I'm sure everyone's had this I'm sure all right, but I see memes about it a lot and to my knowledge

02:12:31It's if you're first falling asleep and your brain's kind of starting to dream a little bit

02:12:36Yeah, and sometimes you'll hear scenarios or hear voices or smell stuff or whatever, right? Yeah

02:12:40Um, that's not actually there because you're starting to dream and then you jolt

02:12:44Um

02:12:45Usually it'll be because you're trying to stand up in your dream and your legs go or you're trying to stumble or something

02:12:50You're trying to reach out to grab something in your arms go, right?

02:12:52Um because your body hasn't kicked in yet and hasn't separated from real life and like in dream

02:12:57It hasn't put the drug in that keeps your limbs still or whatever

02:12:59I really like that because even when you're half asleep, you can still move sometimes

02:13:02But I think that is I'm not not sleep paralysis

02:13:06But it has a little similarity to it

02:13:08Is that your waking dream and your dream brain are going you're waking brain and your dream brain are kind of going

02:13:13At the same time, which is so your brain wakes up, but your body's still kind of paralyzed from there. Not exactly

02:13:18No, that's sleep paralysis. Okay for this one when you just kind of jump to sleep

02:13:21Yeah, you're not paralyzed yet because your dream brain hasn't got it hasn't started really going yet

02:13:25Okay, but you'll still kind of see stuff because you're half dreaming and that's why you don't awake sometimes

02:13:29Okay, like your whole body moves. That's what I've heard again. Don't trust me on any of this, but that's what I've heard

02:13:35so he says here I

02:13:37Know I'm lying in my bed, but I'm dreaming that a demon is reaching out to grab me and I can't do anything about it

02:13:42Oh interesting. I think that the only way to save yourself from that is free domain.com slash donate

02:13:48I think if you

02:13:52Says almost caught between dreaming and waking but no ability to affect it either way. Oh, that would be scary

02:13:59Ever listened to coast to coast a.m. With Art Bell and later George Norrie overnight radio show call in weird stuff aliens

02:14:06Nde's I don't know what that is ghosts

02:14:08Aliens again to aliens monstrous shadow people. Yeah, I

02:14:14Get that jerk awake thing and I usually end up feeling like I'm falling and I kick my leg or swing my arms

02:14:18Take a while to get back. That's what I'm talking about James. That's exactly. Yeah, that's right

02:14:22I didn't list the coast to coast with Art Bell

02:14:25Oh near-death experiences. Okay. I like non-disclosure agreement, right, right

02:14:31Yeah

02:14:37Good stuff. All right. Let's see if we had any other last questions over here

02:14:42Having a dream you trying to pee is the worst when you wake up. Yeah

02:14:45Honestly, what sucks about sleep paralysis is your body needs more oxygen when you're awake and you can't breathe

02:14:50I guess that makes sense when you're sleeping everything sort of slows down. So you need less oxygen

02:14:56So also you wake up and you feel like you need more oxygen

02:15:00But your body's not processing as much or giving you as much because you're still in half sleep

02:15:04I think that has something to do with it as well. Yeah, well, that's that does sound rough. It does sound rough

02:15:09All right, we'll just wait for so yeah, we'll just take the last couple of comments here. Thank you guys so much

02:15:14Thanks, of course

02:15:15That would explain the suffocation feeling. Yeah. Yeah

02:15:17I've certainly have had that where I feel like I just can't get a breath in the dream and then when I wake myself

02:15:23Wake up. Have you ever tried? I mean I used to do this kind of goofy stuff when I was a kid

02:15:29No, no that I used to try I used to always want to find out when I fell asleep

02:15:33I can never do it, right

02:15:34But I used to get a I sit in the bath and I would get a face cloth and I'd see can I breathe through the face

02:15:40cloth because it's got little tiny holes in it, right and so it's that feeling of like having something like a

02:15:46Cover over your mouth like a mask. Yeah. Yeah, and you you can't quite get enough air and

02:15:52It's not being choked or anything it's just and I think that that I think I didn't I understand that now that your body

02:15:57Doesn't need as much air, but if you're waking up, you're not getting enough air because your body needs more air in a waking state

02:16:05Shadow people are monstrous evil spirits who knows how much is real versus made-up stories

02:16:09But it kept you company overnight near-death experiences

02:16:11But I gotta think an all-night show where people are talking about shadow people sleep paralysis likes cuz you can hear stuff in your sleep

02:16:18Like oh for sure, I

02:16:20I've heard stuff before and I like I heard something flying to my window and I was like

02:16:24Why are you sleeping the head when I was like in a dream?

02:16:26I have to make sure if I do listen to something when I'm going to sleep that it doesn't have bumper music

02:16:30That's loud because then you're just doing

02:16:33Okay, some of you just woke someone up who was listening to this show while they're sleeping

02:16:38Guys, I'm literally been yelling the entire time. Right, right

02:16:41I've been trying to fix my sleep in a panic literally having panic attacks like fainting feelings while I'm driving not fun at all

02:16:48Trying a lot of things about 20% better so far. Hey, I certainly would recommend us not not driving when you're having those feelings

02:16:55Just look it up sleep paralysis and post-traumatic stress disorder are correlated. Yes. I've heard that as well

02:17:00I've had many dreams when I was younger where I tried to open my eyes, but couldn't you the bright light in the dream?

02:17:05I wanted to take control, but there was no way I could yeah. Yeah, I use magnesium to prevent Charlie horses in my legs

02:17:11Oh, that's a cramps. I think and stuff like that

02:17:14Yeah, yeah, no, no Charlie was I think it's a thumb

02:17:18Restless leg syndrome is I have that's why I stretch every night because I don't want otherwise I

02:17:22Don't move around during the day. So like sometimes before bed. I just go and go for a run pretty much

02:17:26Yeah, for sure

02:17:27Yeah

02:17:27Oh you go for walks and all of that too because you want to make sure that you're not gonna have to me like

02:17:32Just go for walks because I like to move around and stuff. All right, right

02:17:35Fascinating, you know because we live for third of a life in bed, right and and a lot of people have a tough time

02:17:41Sleeping I certainly know that as I've gotten older my sleep has become a little less deep

02:17:46I'll wake up a couple of times in the night. Nothing major, but I certainly noticed that

02:17:51You wake up to get more water because your body is gone for like 98 to 97 percent liquid

02:17:56Right, right like my charger. I basically have a phone who needs water as a battery. Nice live off of water. I

02:18:03Worked nights in security since 1998. Mr. Five nights at Freddy's guy

02:18:10Yeah

02:18:12Yeah, we knew someone who worked nights as insecurity back in the day and they they had a tough time switching before

02:18:19Back and forth. I'd be good at that because it's at night. I'm just not tired

02:18:23I have to watch like boring videos on YouTube to get tired. I mean rumble

02:18:29not kidding

02:18:30No, I I never get tired

02:18:34Very very rarely very rarely, but I never I'm never like, oh my gosh. I gotta go to bed

02:18:38Mom's like that. I have that sometimes like I haven't done anything interesting in like an hour. I'm just like

02:18:42And I want to sleep but then if I like if someone says oh, it's go watch a movie like a late-night movie or something

02:18:47Which is rare, but it's fun. We've had some great reviews sometimes doing late-night movies

02:18:50We did go to see that Godzilla movie, but was that 11 at night or something like that?

02:18:55We came out of theater like one cuz it just kept going. It really did. It really did

02:19:00These are the people yelling in the movie theater. I had to tell them to stop up

02:19:04No, but then we had to go to that one McDonald's at the end because you wanted food or something like that and

02:19:09That's the one that never has anything and they're like, it's the 24-hour one and they never have anything

02:19:13Their ice cream machine hasn't been working for like three years. Okay, so it's the ice ages

02:19:18I'll just go there and I'll just ask them for fun

02:19:21Like I don't even want ice cream and like is it working if you're like, no still and then they never have the coffees

02:19:27Like how do you run out of coffee and then they didn't have like burgers or fries?

02:19:32Yeah, I was like 11 or so I 10 and they didn't have hash browns like wouldn't you guys and hash browns like 9 and I'm

02:19:37Like, what do you mean 9?

02:19:39Anyways, what's this one is I?

02:19:42Either put on astronomy videos or random videos or num video game or other type of lore videos

02:19:48I know he's the guy who's been trashing it in the past. Like oh, they're boring. I go to sleep with them who this guy

02:19:54Yeah, yeah

02:19:56I absolutely and we can I mean this could be a whole other show, but I had no idea

02:20:02How much people were doing back lore background law for video games? Yeah, I actually enjoyed night shift swapping work schedule sucks, though

02:20:09Yeah, that's true cards novels newspaper and patrols

02:20:12long before internet

02:20:15patrols

02:20:17But no fudge vanilla ice cream, mr. Grace, it is actually pretty good. Yeah, it's it's the caramel

02:20:22Oh, no fudge is different fudge is more chocolatey, right?

02:20:26Alright. Okay. Well we could go on and on but let's close it off now

02:20:30At some point really really good stuff because you weren't gonna come in for an hour, so it's been really nice

02:20:35Well, that was sort of my first thought that because I didn't want to book you in for the whole show

02:20:38Just in case you had other stuff you wanted to do more chemistry homework tonight. Oh, no, we're keeping you from chemistry homework

02:20:51It's working 27 hours today because I'm like, sorry guys, I'm gonna make you know, I'm actually worried 27 hours same

02:20:58There's more depth to Minecraft than I would have expected. They're a Minecraft law video. I don't like those ones

02:21:03No, I think they're honestly look I'm one to talk

02:21:07But I think a lot of the Minecraft stuff is a bit made up

02:21:10Although there's been some very interesting discoveries when playing like the discs. Hmm, like the music songs. I'm not sure again

02:21:17I haven't been into Minecraft war in quite a long time

02:21:19I'm sure there's been more that kind of backs it up since I last looked so I'm not gonna talk about that one because I

02:21:24Have very little experience, but I would say

02:21:26To my knowledge, I have like when I first looked at it

02:21:29I didn't usually think the Minecraft war was like this is kind of silly kind of thing

02:21:33Boring stuff like free. Never mind. Oh, that's funny. I kidding. That's funny

02:21:43What is hero Brian

02:21:48Go for it

02:21:49It's like a white eyed Steve who like it was a whole thing about he would come

02:21:54And he got so popular that every time Minecraft released an update in the update notes

02:21:59they would say hero Brian has been removed from the game every update and they finally they missed one and

02:22:06Everyone that started up a whole thing

02:22:08Creepypasta. Yeah, really

02:22:12How how does James as an adult?

02:22:15With any mild internet culture knows about this. Oh security patrols five nights at Freddy's

02:22:21Hero Brian is in notches younger brother who died and was stuck into the video game allegedly. Yeah, it's not

02:22:29I'm not proud that you know all of this. I know it's you find you you're a kid. I'm not

02:22:34I'm not pleased. I am you know, what is anybody who has the slightest bit of internet culture knows this? Sorry

02:22:39I guess I do not have the slightest bit when I was younger. I told you all about this guy and you were like, yeah

02:22:45Yeah. Oh that guy

02:22:48All right, okay, well listen guys, thanks you so much for a fun fun evening and thanks to see for joining us for this

02:22:53Long. It was great fun. We have to get back to Scrabble game. We were playing before this

02:22:57I had a seven letter word that was gonna bring me back from the dead and then mom you were like

02:23:01Sorry, we're doing the live stream. I'm like

02:23:04I actually now now that I can now that I know that hero Brian is a word I can play that. Oh

02:23:11It's eight letters. Okay, nine. Yeah, but it's alright somebody there'll be an AG some

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