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00:04:42What are you talking about?
00:04:44Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:46Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:48Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:50Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:52Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:54Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:56Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:04:58Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:00Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:02Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:04Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:06Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:08Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:10Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
00:05:12Ha ha!
00:05:14Ha ha!
00:05:16Ha ha!
00:05:18Ha ha!
00:05:20Ha ha!
00:05:22Ha ha!
00:05:23Ha ha!
00:05:25Ha ha!
00:05:28Hi!
00:05:30Hi!
00:05:32Ha ha!
00:05:34Ha ha!
00:05:36Ha ha!
00:05:38What does that woman do for a living?
00:05:39She's a prostitute.
00:05:43You're so drunk. Let me take you home.
00:06:08I thought I was going to die.
00:06:27Why are you still up at this hour? Are you hungry?
00:06:31There's mango pudding under the bed. It's very refreshing. Let's go have supper.
00:06:38But don't eat too much. You'll get fat.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:07:31Let's go.
00:07:46Officer, I'm being chased.
00:07:49Really?
00:07:50What's your name? How old are you?
00:07:52Your height, your clothes, your size. Tell me everything.
00:07:55I'm being chased. Why are you asking?
00:07:58I'm being chased.
00:08:29Let's go.
00:08:31Let's go.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:57Don't shoot. Put the gun down.
00:08:59Don't shoot.
00:09:03Don't shoot.
00:09:08Brother Wei.
00:09:18You're dead.
00:09:19How dare you hit a policeman?
00:09:21You're just an assistant.
00:09:23Where's the boss?
00:09:24Ah San, I just finished the scene with Wei.
00:09:28Ask the director to start working the day after tomorrow.
00:09:30Boss, he's not dead yet. What should we do?
00:09:33Go to the kitchen and get him some ammonia.
00:09:40Ammonia.
00:09:43Ammonia.
00:09:57Ammonia.
00:10:01Don't worry. The script is full of violence and love.
00:10:04You'll like it.
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:07Okay, I'll show you something smart.
00:10:20Boss, he's still sleeping.
00:10:22Is the medicine expired?
00:10:23I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
00:10:25Watch it.
00:10:31It's a pill.
00:10:33Of course he won't wake up.
00:10:34I told you to learn more.
00:10:36What should we do now?
00:10:38Ask his wife to take him home.
00:10:41Wife?
00:10:42What did you say?
00:10:43Come here.
00:10:45You're awake.
00:10:46I was just about to call your wife.
00:10:48Are you kidding me?
00:10:50Can a woman go out naked?
00:10:52Does she know I fainted?
00:10:53Can't you let her know you fainted?
00:10:55No.
00:10:56She's very worried about me.
00:10:58If she finds out I fainted,
00:11:00she'll be in a lot of pain.
00:11:04What did you say?
00:11:05I was just about to call your wife.
00:11:07She's on her way.
00:11:08I'll go back first.
00:11:15I'll go back now.
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:18I didn't agree to let you come here.
00:11:21That's why I used a chain to tie him up.
00:11:24It's only today that I'm punishing him for using the toilet.
00:11:27It's useless to punish him.
00:11:28He's brainless.
00:11:29He's stupid.
00:11:30He's timid.
00:11:31I'm even more timid than him.
00:11:33To be honest, he...
00:11:34I don't know why he's so afraid of me.
00:11:36Maybe I'm too arrogant.
00:11:38Don't you think so?
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40You...
00:11:42My wife?
00:11:43My wife is not only talented,
00:11:45but also gentle and generous.
00:11:48She has a good temper too.
00:11:49She wouldn't go back naked in front of others.
00:11:52Wife, you're here.
00:11:57Get out of my way.
00:11:58Are you done?
00:11:59You...
00:12:00Wife, Mr. Shi just made some sugar water.
00:12:02Drink it first.
00:12:03Mr. Shi, do you have any sugar water left?
00:12:05Yes.
00:12:06No need to go.
00:12:08Why don't you go back to the toilet?
00:12:12My wife loves to joke.
00:12:14What?
00:12:15I'll go back first.
00:12:17Bye.
00:12:18Bye.
00:12:20Hello?
00:12:21It's me.
00:12:22It's Shi Bebo.
00:12:23Oh, Shi Bebo.
00:12:24Are you really not afraid of me?
00:12:26Me?
00:12:27Even if I don't move, she'll laugh at me.
00:12:30Afraid of you?
00:12:32What?
00:12:33Speak louder. I can't hear you.
00:12:35I said...
00:12:36Honey.
00:12:37What's the matter, wife?
00:12:39What did you say?
00:12:40Nothing. I just said I love you.
00:12:42Crazy.
00:12:43Hey.
00:12:44It's just a joke.
00:12:45It's not a joke.
00:12:48It's just a joke.
00:12:49We're having a big party tomorrow.
00:12:51I want to invite you to join us.
00:12:53Do you want to come?
00:12:55Hey, is it fun?
00:12:56Of course it's fun.
00:12:58I didn't introduce you wrongly.
00:12:59I guarantee you'll have an unexpected reward tomorrow.
00:13:02Don't tell your wife.
00:13:07Wife, that was a long-distance call from the US.
00:13:09I have a third wife. You know that.
00:13:11I know.
00:13:12She died five years ago.
00:13:14I even sent you 20 dollars as a dowry.
00:13:18Are you trying to tell me she's pregnant?
00:13:21No, no.
00:13:22You know, a third wife has a son.
00:13:25Her son has a son too.
00:13:28That means the third wife's grandson...
00:13:30Her grandson got married and has a son.
00:13:33That son...
00:13:34What are you talking about?
00:13:36I don't want to talk to you.
00:13:38I know.
00:13:39I have a sister-in-law.
00:13:41She's sick.
00:13:42I have to work as a substitute for her.
00:13:44And you have to lock the door before you go to bed.
00:13:46I'll be home late.
00:13:47I'll be home late too.
00:13:48What?
00:13:49Nothing.
00:13:50I don't know why I have to marry you.
00:13:52You're such a poor husband.
00:13:54You've been single all your life.
00:13:56I'm a prostitute.
00:13:58And I have to go out all the time.
00:14:00Look at this house.
00:14:02It's only 6,000 a month.
00:14:03I can't even afford it.
00:14:04You're so useless.
00:14:07I'm the one who's annoying you.
00:14:13Will I still feel sorry for her?
00:14:15It doesn't matter.
00:14:19Will I be able to hold the wedding tomorrow?
00:14:42No.
00:15:12Three songs to wish you happiness.
00:15:35She's not a prostitute?
00:15:38Isn't it old-fashioned to wear clothes?
00:15:42She's not a prostitute?
00:15:58Open the door.
00:16:13Let's go.
00:16:15Look at you.
00:16:16You don't have the money to buy clothes.
00:16:18I have clothes.
00:16:19But I...
00:16:20But you're crazy.
00:16:21Go and change your clothes.
00:16:26Let's go.
00:16:28The annual meeting of the chairman of the Dalian Group begins now.
00:16:37Let's welcome our chairman.
00:16:42Let's welcome our chairman.
00:16:48Great.
00:16:50Great.
00:16:51It's not him.
00:17:05Chairman.
00:17:07Thank you for your support.
00:17:09I've prepared a lot of shows for you to enjoy.
00:17:18Is he really that good?
00:17:20Cheers.
00:17:38That's enough.
00:17:39Drink.
00:17:44You're drunk.
00:17:45Drink.
00:17:47Drink more.
00:17:50Drink more.
00:17:56Drink more.
00:18:00Are you okay?
00:18:01My wife is here.
00:18:03Your wife?
00:18:05Your wife has gone back to Guangzhou.
00:18:07What is she doing here?
00:18:09Hold on.
00:18:12Let me help you.
00:18:21Hold on.
00:18:28I'm very happy today.
00:18:29To show my sincerity,
00:18:31I've prepared a gift for you tonight.
00:18:35What is it?
00:18:46Everyone,
00:18:47whoever gets this key
00:18:49can open the box
00:18:51and get the prize inside.
00:18:54When the music stops,
00:18:56the winner of the prize will be born.
00:19:04Come on.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:29Come on.
00:19:32Come on.
00:19:35It's mine.
00:19:45It's here.
00:19:51Come here.
00:19:53Where is it?
00:19:54I don't know.
00:19:59It's in the pool.
00:20:05It's in the pool.
00:20:07It's here.
00:20:14Wife.
00:20:15Wife.
00:20:16Wife.
00:20:18It's my wife.
00:20:21Run.
00:20:23Run.
00:20:29The music has stopped.
00:20:30Go and get it.
00:20:31Scoundrel.
00:20:35Scoundrel.
00:20:45Scoundrel.
00:20:52I'm sorry.
00:20:53I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:20:54I'm sorry.
00:20:55Scoundrel.
00:20:56Scoundrel.
00:21:01It's my wife.
00:21:02It's my wife.
00:21:03Go and get it.
00:21:04Go and get it.
00:21:06Scoundrel.
00:21:11I've wasted two more bars.
00:21:13I'm one step behind.
00:21:16Why didn't you hit me harder?
00:21:20Crazy.
00:21:22It's yours.
00:21:24Tonight's winner is Mr. Shi.
00:21:27Let's welcome Mr. Shi to the stage.
00:21:53Hey.
00:22:23What are you doing?
00:22:53Oh.
00:23:05Come here.
00:23:06Come here.
00:23:07Come here.
00:23:10Have a seat.
00:23:11Have a seat.
00:23:19Last night,
00:23:20I did something that made me very happy.
00:23:22I don't know if you're happy.
00:23:24Whether you're happy or not,
00:23:26it's all over.
00:23:28It's not convenient for a girl to stay in my house.
00:23:31I want you to leave now.
00:23:39Wait a minute.
00:23:41Wait a minute.
00:23:49Here's $1,000.
00:23:50Get in the car.
00:23:59$1,000 is not enough.
00:24:04$2,000.
00:24:05It's not enough.
00:24:11$2,000 is not enough.
00:24:18Here's $3,000.
00:24:19It's enough.
00:24:26$3,000 is not enough.
00:24:28I'm going to sue you.
00:24:30Hmm.
00:25:00Hmm.
00:25:11You know English?
00:25:13Hmm.
00:25:31How can I be a man?
00:25:33What do you think?
00:25:35We lost.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38You and I lost?
00:25:39That means you're giving me a present.
00:25:41I'm winning 100%.
00:25:43At most,
00:25:44if I lose,
00:25:45I'll accept you as my brother, okay?
00:25:48I'm sorry.
00:25:49I'll answer the phone.
00:25:50It's mine.
00:26:00$3,000.
00:26:01$4,000.
00:26:03$5,000.
00:26:25Miss.
00:26:26Your eye is still fine.
00:26:28You...
00:26:29He's got talent, but he's got no talent.
00:26:31Do you think anyone can be talented?
00:26:39Miss, please pay the bill.
00:26:44I know that waitress.
00:26:46She lives across the street.
00:26:48She's my friend's wife.
00:26:51Please pay the bill on the 14th floor.
00:26:53Isn't that the rich guy?
00:26:55It'd be great if I could get to know him.
00:26:57He's rich and handsome.
00:27:03I'll pay.
00:27:28Hmm?
00:27:30Oh.
00:27:57Hmm.
00:28:27Yes, I don't know what it's called.
00:28:31What's your name?
00:28:35I'm Zhu Neng Dai.
00:28:38Neng Dai?
00:28:58Zhu Neng Dai.
00:29:00Zhu Neng Dai.
00:29:02Zhu Neng Dai.
00:29:04My name is Stephen.
00:29:07I'll teach you Cantonese.
00:29:11This is an orange.
00:29:13This is also an orange.
00:29:15This is a big orange.
00:29:17This is a small orange.
00:29:19These are all oranges.
00:29:21You tell me.
00:29:27This is an orange.
00:29:30This is also an orange.
00:29:33This is a big orange.
00:29:35This is a small orange.
00:29:38These are all oranges.
00:29:41Not all oranges.
00:29:43All of them are oranges.
00:29:45Try it yourself.
00:29:52All of them are oranges.
00:29:54All of them are oranges.
00:29:55All of them are oranges.
00:29:57All of them are oranges.
00:29:59All of them are oranges.
00:30:06Hello?
00:30:07What's the matter?
00:30:08I'm still here.
00:30:09I'll come up and see you.
00:30:12Dad, Dad.
00:30:13I have a friend coming up.
00:30:14You go in first.
00:30:15I don't want to.
00:30:19I'm not going in.
00:30:20I want to sit here.
00:30:26Lung.
00:30:27Listen to me.
00:30:28Go in first.
00:30:29I don't want to.
00:30:30I don't want to go in.
00:30:31I don't want to go in.
00:30:39I don't want to come out.
00:30:40I don't want to come out.
00:30:45Mr. Ka.
00:30:46You must have come to the wrong door.
00:30:48Sir.
00:30:49I came up to play 13 cards with you.
00:30:51Then come in.
00:30:52Come in.
00:30:54Have a seat.
00:30:58What would you like to drink?
00:31:01I'd like a cup of coffee.
00:31:06It's okay.
00:31:07Have a seat.
00:31:22Don't scare me.
00:31:24Don't be rude.
00:31:27Go and get some tea.
00:31:28I know how to do it.
00:31:32Dad.
00:31:33I.
00:31:34I.
00:31:35I want.
00:31:36Dad.
00:31:37I want.
00:31:38Dad.
00:31:39I want you.
00:31:40I want you to love me.
00:31:41I.
00:31:42I want.
00:31:43Boss.
00:31:44I want you.
00:31:45Boss.
00:31:46It turns out that Mr. Shi is a trickster.
00:31:48We have to be careful.
00:31:49We don't want to give him a hard time.
00:31:50No, right?
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:52Don't you want to have a look?
00:31:53Come on.
00:31:56Sir.
00:31:57No.
00:32:00Sir.
00:32:01I don't like tricks.
00:32:04Me neither.
00:32:05Sir.
00:32:06Take a seat.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:10Take a card.
00:32:12Sir.
00:32:13Still not take a seat?
00:32:15Come on.
00:32:16I'm coming.
00:32:17Take a seat.
00:32:21I'll help you.
00:32:22It doesn't matter.
00:32:44I know how to do it.
00:32:48Boss.
00:32:49I'm sorry.
00:33:18Sir.
00:33:19Take a card.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:34Why don't you take a card?
00:33:36It's itchy.
00:33:37Itchy?
00:33:38Are you okay?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:40Just a little bit sensitive.
00:33:42Take a card.
00:33:47It's itchy.
00:33:48It's itchy.
00:33:49It's itchy.
00:33:50It's itchy.
00:33:51It's itchy.
00:33:52It's itchy.
00:33:53It's itchy.
00:33:54It's itchy.
00:33:55It's itchy.
00:34:10Sir.
00:34:11You like this kind of food?
00:34:13It's very tasty.
00:34:15Try it.
00:34:16Take a look.
00:34:18Oh
00:34:48Oh
00:35:18You're pretty good at singing tonight.
00:35:20Ah
00:35:22Ah
00:35:24Ah
00:35:26Ah
00:35:28Ah
00:35:30Ah
00:35:32Ah
00:35:34Ah
00:35:38Ah
00:35:40Ah
00:35:44Ah
00:35:46Ah
00:35:48Ah
00:35:50Ah
00:35:52Get out!
00:35:54Get out!
00:35:56Oh
00:35:58Oh
00:36:00Ah
00:36:02Ah
00:36:04Ah
00:36:06Ah
00:36:08Ah
00:36:10Ah
00:36:12Ah
00:36:14...
00:36:20...
00:36:26...
00:36:32...
00:36:38...
00:36:42I can feel the truth of life.
00:36:44Meifen, I love you.
00:36:47In this world, I can't live without you.
00:36:51Meifen said,
00:36:52I know, I know you love me.
00:36:55But what about your wife?
00:36:57At this moment,
00:36:59my wife appeared.
00:37:02Hey, it's your turn.
00:37:05Humph!
00:37:07Aiya!
00:37:08You vixen!
00:37:09How dare you seduce my husband!
00:37:11I'll kill you!
00:37:14Hey, at this moment,
00:37:15you say such a dialogue.
00:37:16Are you a bit old-fashioned?
00:37:17Huh?
00:37:18You're bad!
00:37:19Husband,
00:37:21I know,
00:37:22without love,
00:37:24there's no result.
00:37:28Since you found true love,
00:37:31I'll tell you this.
00:37:32This dialogue is good.
00:37:33It's good.
00:37:35Boss,
00:37:36why is there a woman in your house?
00:37:38Who is she?
00:37:40She?
00:37:42She's the wife of the male lead.
00:37:43Oh?
00:37:45Love, love, love.
00:37:49Love is like a big world.
00:37:52A big world is called hell.
00:37:55Love, love, love.
00:37:58Love, love, love.
00:38:00Love is like a big world.
00:38:04Love, love, love.
00:38:07Love is like a big world.
00:38:10A big world is called hell.
00:38:19Boss,
00:38:20you used to love my cooking.
00:38:22Why don't you eat now?
00:38:24Is my cooking bad?
00:38:26No, it's delicious.
00:38:28If you eat too much meat, it won't taste good.
00:38:31You know my appetite.
00:38:33The food should be light,
00:38:35then you'll have an appetite.
00:38:38Eat slowly.
00:38:46Brother,
00:38:47I want to eat apples.
00:38:51Boss,
00:38:52I've been waiting all day.
00:38:53I know you like apples,
00:38:54so I bought them for you.
00:38:55Come on.
00:38:58Have some apples.
00:39:07Come with me to the study.
00:39:11What are you doing?
00:39:13Reading a book.
00:39:14Who told you to do that?
00:39:15Yong Ting,
00:39:17go to the study with me and read the ending scene.
00:39:19I'll leave it for you to edit.
00:39:25I'm sorry.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:41I broke up with her.
00:39:42I know.
00:39:44What do you know?
00:39:45I know you're in love with her.
00:39:52I really like her.
00:39:54I know.
00:39:56Do you know?
00:39:57I know you like her.
00:40:07I'm afraid I'm going to get married.
00:40:08I know.
00:40:10What do you know?
00:40:17I know I'm going to get divorced.
00:40:21Why?
00:40:22That big guy is going to marry my wife.
00:40:24No way.
00:40:25He's handsome.
00:40:27Rich and handsome.
00:40:28Lots of girls.
00:40:29Why would he marry your wife?
00:40:30I'm not lying to you.
00:40:31I'm not saying your wife isn't good.
00:40:33It's just a prejudice.
00:40:35Why would he marry someone else's wife?
00:40:37But I've heard that he likes to marry someone else's wife.
00:40:40Who said that?
00:40:41It's...
00:40:42It's me.
00:40:45What?
00:40:47I'll tell you.
00:40:49That gay guy asked his wife to go to the bathroom.
00:40:51He's trying to seduce us.
00:40:52Get out of here.
00:40:53What?
00:40:55That gay guy asked his wife to go to the bathroom.
00:40:57He's trying to seduce us.
00:40:58Get out of here.
00:40:59Can't you say it louder?
00:41:01That gay guy asked his wife to go to the bathroom.
00:41:04Are you serious?
00:41:05Yes, I am.
00:41:06Son of a bitch.
00:41:08I'm going to beat you up.
00:41:14My hands are ugly, aren't they?
00:41:16No.
00:41:18If only I had a diamond ring.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:22I'll give it to you in two days.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:33It's so cold.
00:41:34You should wear a coat.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:37I'll buy it for you next month.
00:41:55I...
00:41:58The car is so comfortable.
00:42:00I want to have a car too.
00:42:02Okay.
00:42:04Next year.
00:42:05Really?
00:42:07Yes.
00:42:15I like to see the sea.
00:42:17Can you send me a yacht?
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:21Next life.
00:42:22What?
00:42:23Just kidding.
00:42:24If you like it,
00:42:25I'll take you to see my yacht tonight.
00:42:27I'll send it to you tonight.
00:42:28Don't wait until tomorrow.
00:42:30Why are you here?
00:42:31None of your business.
00:42:33I'm a cop.
00:42:34I'm a police officer.
00:42:35Get out of the car.
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:41I suspect you.
00:42:42Forcing a woman to be a prostitute.
00:42:43You have an affair with an adult girl.
00:42:46The woman will not resist.
00:42:47You will report to the police.
00:42:48You will be sentenced to death.
00:42:50You'd better behave yourself.
00:42:53Are you threatening me?
00:42:54I'm warning you.
00:42:55You don't have to answer.
00:42:56What you said will become the court's testimony.
00:42:58I'm going to beat you up.
00:42:59Don't mess with me.
00:43:01I'm not that kind of person.
00:43:02Are you crazy?
00:43:03Shut up.
00:43:06You've never treated me well.
00:43:07You've never done anything wrong to me.
00:43:11I can't see you anymore.
00:43:16I'm touching your wife.
00:43:19I'm touching your brother.
00:43:24I'm touching your brother.
00:43:35Have you put sugar in your coffee?
00:43:42I'm not fat.
00:43:44Prevention is better than cure.
00:43:46I'm doing this for your own good.
00:43:48Be good.
00:43:50I'm reading a script now.
00:43:54The story is about a tyrant who killed the heroine's family.
00:43:59One day, on the tyrant's birthday,
00:44:02he invited a group of prostitutes to sing and dance.
00:44:06The heroine disguised herself as a prostitute
00:44:08and put herself in the prostitute's arms
00:44:10and attacked the tyrant.
00:44:12But remember,
00:44:14the heroine doesn't know martial arts.
00:44:16She doesn't know anything.
00:44:17She doesn't know anything.
00:44:19Do you think the heroine will succeed?
00:44:22Let's try again.
00:44:24You'll be the heroine.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:26I'll be...
00:44:27You'll be the soldier.
00:44:28I'll be the tyrant.
00:44:35Start.
00:44:36I'll teach you a lesson.
00:44:47Did you see that?
00:44:48I saw it right away.
00:44:49I haven't seen anything yet.
00:45:08Very good.
00:45:09Let's do it again.
00:45:10Let the heroine learn martial arts.
00:45:17Let's do it again.
00:45:23Your wife will board the ship with K-boy.
00:45:25Are you sure?
00:45:26I'm sure.
00:45:27I've been looking for you all day.
00:45:32Are you pretending?
00:45:33I won't let the tyrant get away with this.
00:45:35I hope I didn't hear anything wrong.
00:45:37You'll see.
00:45:48What do you think?
00:45:49Isn't it beautiful?
00:45:50It's beautiful.
00:45:51I'll show you.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:58Be careful.
00:46:02Don't get in the way.
00:46:03I won't.
00:46:04Let's go.
00:46:11I wish you success.
00:46:16I wish you success.
00:46:17I'm leaving.
00:46:19You're shameless.
00:46:20Calm down.
00:46:25Come up.
00:46:28That way.
00:46:31It's for you.
00:46:32See if you like it.
00:46:34It's beautiful.
00:47:02What do you think?
00:47:06Why is it so tight?
00:47:07Maybe it's too rough.
00:47:12I'll use more force.
00:47:13Don't use too much force.
00:47:14I can do it.
00:47:17I can't.
00:47:18Hang in there.
00:47:21I can't.
00:47:23I have an idea.
00:47:24Use more oil.
00:47:25What oil?
00:47:27Indian oil.
00:47:29You're so bad.
00:47:36Is it smoother?
00:47:39Don't be so impulsive.
00:47:42What are you doing?
00:47:43You'll kill someone.
00:47:45I can't do it.
00:47:47Don't.
00:47:48Go away.
00:47:57It's him.
00:48:00Wong Tai Chung.
00:48:05I'm his assistant.
00:48:06I know.
00:48:07I know you're his assistant.
00:48:09We'll sue you.
00:48:10We'll sue you.
00:48:11You broke into his place without his permission.
00:48:13You broke into his property.
00:48:15You used your power to steal illegally.
00:48:18You tried to hurt his body.
00:48:20Sir.
00:48:21And...
00:48:22You broke into his house without his permission.
00:48:25Take him away.
00:48:26Yes, sir.
00:48:30Mr. Chai.
00:48:31This is my friend.
00:48:34I asked him to take pictures.
00:48:36It's none of his business.
00:48:37The camera is evidence.
00:48:41You're playing with me.
00:48:43You're playing with me.
00:48:44He's a thief.
00:48:45I'm a thief.
00:48:47I don't understand.
00:48:48If you didn't ask the police to arrest me,
00:48:50If you didn't ask the police to arrest me,
00:48:52why did you let me go?
00:48:54You're his friend.
00:48:55Many people know it.
00:48:57If you're here to accuse him of stealing,
00:48:59If you're here to accuse him of stealing,
00:49:00he will be in jail.
00:49:03If I'm not willing...
00:49:04I don't think he will.
00:49:05At least he can't do it.
00:49:07But you have to remember...
00:49:08Remember, if you don't want to help me, you're an enemy.
00:49:12An enemy is usually worse than a traitor.
00:49:15You hear me, young man?
00:49:26Dad, you can tell I'm a smart guy.
00:49:31How could I not know how to do it?
00:49:33Good boy.
00:49:35It's not that easy being a witness.
00:49:38It's like reading a script.
00:49:40But sometimes I'm so old I forget everything.
00:49:44Hey, guys.
00:49:46Have you heard of a woman who cheated on her husband
00:49:49and framed me for being a witness.
00:49:52Have you seen this woman?
00:49:53No.
00:49:54She's so good-natured,
00:49:56so low-class, so despicable.
00:49:57This is the woman!
00:50:03You see.
00:50:04This is the end of being a woman.
00:50:11Let's see who's the first one.
00:50:19You are...
00:50:20I'm Jia Houchun, your boss' good friend.
00:50:22I'm sure you've heard of me.
00:50:24What does your boss think of you?
00:50:29I don't know how to write.
00:50:30I only know a little kung fu.
00:50:32Maybe I'm not good enough to help her.
00:50:35I don't know what love is.
00:50:37But I think it's not all about kung fu.
00:50:40I want my boss to be like he used to be.
00:50:42What kind of man is he?
00:50:43A woman, of course.
00:50:47Your boss hasn't contacted me for a long time.
00:50:50Do you know why?
00:50:51Because she's a woman.
00:50:52Smart.
00:50:53So what should we do to help her?
00:50:55Get rid of that scumbag.
00:50:57That's right.
00:51:00But you don't know what to do, do you?
00:51:04So you have to poison her.
00:51:05What?
00:51:06I'll get the medicine for you.
00:51:07Think of a way to lure her to me.
00:51:09Then she'll treat you better.
00:51:22I'm willing to sacrifice my life to save her.
00:51:25What do you say?
00:51:27Okay, I'll do it.
00:51:31I've been looking for my wife everywhere.
00:51:33But I haven't heard from her.
00:51:35She's obviously at the shipyard.
00:51:37I want to call the police.
00:51:39Don't do that.
00:51:40You don't want to get caught.
00:51:43Don't worry.
00:51:44I'll think about it.
00:51:50Be careful.
00:51:51You know he's going to arrest you.
00:51:53Don't you remember I have the best bodyguards?
00:52:04Which one is the sugar?
00:52:07You'll know when you try it.
00:52:24This one is lighter.
00:52:26It must be fake.
00:52:27Do you think I don't know how to do it?
00:52:38Go away.
00:52:39Go away.
00:52:41Please.
00:52:42Go away.
00:52:48Get me a cup of coffee.
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:51Get me two cups of coffee.
00:52:56Remember to put sugar in your coffee.
00:53:10He makes good coffee.
00:53:18How much sugar do you want?
00:53:19Two cups.
00:53:28Why is his face so pale?
00:53:30I think he has a cold.
00:53:31Give him two more cups.
00:53:36I'll go get some food.
00:53:53I'll go get some food.
00:54:19He Ying Ching.
00:54:20You're here too.
00:54:31It's so heavy.
00:54:33No wonder you like coffee.
00:54:43Let me go.
00:54:44Let me go.
00:54:47What do you want?
00:54:48I'm not afraid of you.
00:54:50My husband is a cop.
00:54:52Don't mess with me.
00:54:53Kill me if you dare.
00:54:54You're still useful to me.
00:54:56I won't kill you now.
00:54:58Tell him to come in.
00:54:59Yes.
00:55:19Joe.
00:55:24I got you.
00:55:25I fuck you.
00:55:27Fuck.
00:55:29No.
00:55:31Help.
00:55:33Help.
00:55:36Don't touch me.
00:55:38Go.
00:55:39No.
00:55:41Go.
00:55:42Go.
00:55:43Go.
00:55:44Go.
00:55:47Let me go.
00:55:48Help.
00:56:11Help.
00:56:14Oh
00:56:44Oh
00:57:14What's up?
00:57:44Hmm
00:58:14Boss
00:58:16Boss
00:58:18Wake up
00:58:20Boss
00:58:22Wake up
00:58:24Where are we?
00:58:26We're at Jiaoquan's house
00:58:28Why am I here?
00:58:30I'm sorry, boss
00:58:32I wanted to help you
00:58:34But I got you wrong
00:58:36So...
00:58:38You killed him?
00:58:40He wants to take revenge
00:58:42Boss, let's go
00:58:44How?
00:58:46Open the bag
00:58:48Oh
00:58:50Let's go, boss
00:58:58Ha ha ha
00:59:00Is it that easy?
00:59:02You can't run away
00:59:04You can walk out
00:59:06Oh
00:59:08You can't even walk out
00:59:10Oh
00:59:14Oh
00:59:20Oh
00:59:24Hey
00:59:26Hey
00:59:34Ha ha
00:59:36Oh
00:59:38I
01:00:08Oh
01:00:38My god
01:00:42So you're not
01:00:44waiting for you when I learned it all in Hong Kong
01:00:47No, I find my own home. Don't worry. I'll eat it
01:00:51You don't say no more
01:00:53I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of me
01:01:03Mr. Chi
01:01:04You know so much about me. What should I do?
01:01:08Mr. Jia, we know very little about you
01:01:10So little that I can't even remember. Really?
01:01:13Then you tell me, what do I have to do?
01:01:15Selling out the population. Boss
01:01:17Now he's selling out the population
01:01:20You're a doctor
01:01:22I thought you were cheating on your daughter
01:01:24You're even selling out the population
01:01:27You're a bastard
01:01:29You're a bastard
01:01:31Mr. Jia, don't go
01:01:33I'm not the bastard
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01:03:27Stay down.
01:03:31Boss, come in.
01:03:34He's still sleeping.
01:03:35Wake him up.
01:03:38Wake up.
01:03:40Wake up.
01:03:43Boss, he's still sleeping.
01:03:47Think of something.
01:03:50Got it.
01:03:57Boss, he's still sleeping.
01:03:59He's still sleeping.
01:04:00He hasn't woken up for a month.
01:04:02Do you know where he is?
01:04:03I don't know. He must be in his room.
01:04:05I can't find him anywhere.
01:04:06Then I don't know.
01:04:09Boss, he's on the bed.
01:04:11Let's go.
01:04:27Sleep.
01:04:45Hello.
01:04:46Uncle, do you remember my voice?
01:04:49Gao Quan, what do you want to do with them?
01:04:51Ha ha ha ha!
01:04:53Don't worry, your heart, liver, lungs and kidneys are all with me.
01:04:58Listen, tomorrow at 9 o'clock,
01:05:00come to the West Communist Party warehouse on time to find me.
01:05:03If you are late, you can go to the Alibaba to find your lover.
01:05:08Hey! Don't mess around!
01:05:10And if you plan to call the police,
01:05:12then prepare to die with them!
01:05:16Hmm.
01:05:18Sir, what can I do for you?
01:05:21He asked us to meet at 9 o'clock in the West Communist Party warehouse.
01:05:26Hmm.
01:05:29Telephone ringing.
01:05:34What do you want?
01:05:35Professor, you promised to send me a copy tonight.
01:05:39But now you have a child.
01:05:41Hey, don't tell me you don't have a copy.
01:05:44Fine, fine, Director Fan.
01:05:46I'll send you the script on time tomorrow.
01:05:56Oh no!
01:05:57Two firefighters?
01:05:58Ah!
01:05:59Did a fire burn the factory?
01:06:01Shut up!
01:06:06A fire really burned it.
01:06:09Shut up!
01:06:11We have to cover the fire at any time.
01:06:15Director Fan!
01:06:22Boss!
01:06:24Mom, why did you call us so urgently?
01:06:33The fire burned the factory!
01:06:36Shut up!
01:06:41Water splashing.
01:06:50Music playing.
01:07:08Uncle!
01:07:10Uncle!
01:07:11Wife!
01:07:14Uncle!
01:07:17You son of a bitch!
01:07:18Tell my wife to come down!
01:07:19Just your wife?
01:07:21What about his wife?
01:07:22Did you hear that?
01:07:23You want to fight with me?
01:07:24That means you want to provoke me.
01:07:31Are you alright?
01:07:32Don't be impulsive.
01:07:33This is a bad omen.
01:07:40Music playing.
01:07:45Hey!
01:07:46Don't go!
01:07:47Go!
01:07:50Catch them!
01:07:57It's been a long time.
01:07:58Where is Cui?
01:08:00Boss.
01:08:01He asked us to come here.
01:08:03He won't refuse.
01:08:05I'm not afraid of him.
01:08:09Look, Cui is coming.
01:08:12Hurry up!
01:08:14Get ready!
01:08:19Hurry up!
01:08:31A car!
01:08:39A car!
01:08:42A car!
01:08:45A car!
01:08:47Boss!
01:08:48Wife!
01:08:49Don't come near me!
01:08:51Don't come near me!
01:08:53Boss!
01:09:06Boss!
01:09:08This is the right thing.
01:09:09Let me take care of it.
01:09:17I saw a ninja.
01:09:18I think I'll kill him.
01:09:19Okay.
01:09:30I'll help Cui to kill the ninja.
01:09:32I'll leave this black ghost to you.
01:09:36Let's go together.
01:09:38I can protect you.
01:09:42You!
01:09:43You!
01:09:44Come on!
01:10:09You!
01:10:18Come on!
01:10:39Come on!
01:10:42Come on!
01:10:47No!
01:11:01Come on!
01:11:08You!
01:11:09You!
01:11:14Wait for me.
01:11:17Don't pull me.
01:11:19You're pulling me.
01:11:20I'm not pulling you.
01:11:23Let me take care of it.
01:11:29You're a bastard.
01:11:32If you want to change the rules,
01:11:34kneel down and beg me,
01:11:36and I'll let you go.
01:11:45He's farting.
01:11:46Yes.
01:11:47Wait a minute.
01:11:49I'll give you 10 seconds.
01:11:51You have to surrender.
01:12:00He's out of his mind.
01:12:02I can see that.
01:12:03What does that mean?
01:12:04The most impulsive person is the most impulsive person.
01:12:07What does that mean?
01:12:09That means it's easy to kill him.
01:12:12How to kill him?
01:12:14You're simple and holy.
01:12:16It's easy to kill him.
01:12:18I'll leave it to you.
01:12:20You!
01:12:21Okay.
01:12:22Come on.
01:12:24We're friends.
01:12:25We're friends, right?
01:12:26Come on.
01:12:27Come on.
01:12:34Come on.
01:12:55It's a trap.
01:13:04It's a trap.
01:13:35It's a trap.
01:13:40I'll kill you.
01:13:41I'll kill you.
01:13:42I'll kill you.
01:13:43I'll kill you.
01:13:45How can you kill me?
01:13:46I don't have a brain.
01:14:05I'm going to kill you.
01:14:13I have a lot of tricks up my sleeve.
01:14:16I'm going to kill you.
01:14:34I don't want to play with you.
01:15:04I'm going to kill you.
01:15:34Ah!
01:15:51You die, I die.
01:16:05Huh?
01:16:12Come on.
01:16:13I got you.
01:16:14Come on.
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01:20:11Funny people.
01:20:12Get everybody fired up.
01:20:13They'll do it again.
01:20:15It's watchburner timing.
01:20:16Bad, No!
01:20:17They're bananas!
01:20:18Damn it.
01:20:19Wait, did he unwatch him?
01:20:20Who did it?
01:20:21Crap!
01:20:22I don't have time to talk.
01:20:23I'm busy.
01:20:24If you're not going to tune us in, we'll stop showing up.
01:20:26I don't care if it's bad or good.
01:20:28There's a micro-bomb on the elevator.
01:20:32It can blow up the whole warehouse.
01:20:35This is remote control.
01:20:37As soon as I press the button,
01:20:39the micro-bomb will explode.
01:20:41It'll be done in no time.
01:20:43I'll press the button faster than you.
01:20:44You're better than me.
01:20:46Let's see if you're scared or I'm scared.
01:20:48You don't have to threaten me.
01:20:49Threaten you?
01:20:50Your gun can threaten me.
01:20:52It's up to you.
01:20:55Where's the bomb?
01:20:57It's in the suitcase.
01:21:02Don't force me to remove the bomb.
01:21:04The switch of the bomb is made of
01:21:06an AEP-sensitive super-power device.
01:21:08I only know how to blow it up.
01:21:10Let's talk about the conditions.
01:21:13If you don't want to die together,
01:21:15just let us go.
01:21:17If you don't believe me, open the suitcase.
01:21:19Hold on.
01:21:50Open the suitcase.
01:21:52Don't mess with me.
01:21:54I always press the button.
01:21:56Don't bother.
01:22:02I hope you're not lying.
01:22:19Hey!
01:22:25Get up.
01:22:26Get up. Don't blow yourself up.
01:22:32It's not safe here.
01:22:34Really?
01:22:36Blow yourself up.
01:22:38If you have time,
01:22:40I can cover you.
01:22:45My husband.
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01:22:48My husband, don't die.
01:22:57My husband.
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01:22:59I'm fine.
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