Wing Chun
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00:00:00You
00:00:30So
00:01:00Oh
00:01:30Good come on
00:01:33Why don't you men make up your mind to sign a yes or no, so what about it?
00:01:37All right, I'll make you my last offer
00:01:40Well, then
00:01:411,000 and not a cent more
00:01:44Don't say it's not a fair price. You know it is. Oh
00:01:47Will you look at that mistress you can really hold her own. Oh
00:01:51What do you mean that woman? She's mistress Jim's auntie and we all call her abacus. Oh, no
00:01:58Yeah, when churns auntie is also called the skunk lady they say you can smell a hundred yards down wind
00:02:05Oh
00:02:28Oh
00:02:30What's she doing all dressed up in men's clothing, what does it matter? I think she looks very attractive even wearing men's clothes. Oh
00:02:38Well, I better go and let her know of our proposition then. No, not just yet. Huh?
00:02:44But we don't have time we've got to get back before dark otherwise, it'll be much too dangerous
00:02:50Just listen to my idea first if we hire her it'll cost us a lot of money
00:02:55But if I marry her all we'll need to do is feed her am I right tell me you're joking right wrong. I'm serious
00:03:19Hey, who do you think you are coming here to rob innocent people
00:03:22You're gonna have to deal with me Wong hock chow and yin wing journey. If you're not careful, then you'll be sorry
00:03:27What do you mean? We didn't come here to rob them or you huh?
00:03:31We just came here to invite you all over to our camp to discuss some business
00:03:37Hey, wait, I won't fall for your blackmail you're a bunch of crooks. That's what you are. Shut up
00:03:42I'm gonna teach this idiot a lesson you skunk
00:03:51Come on
00:04:21I
00:04:42Couldn't have done it without you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, don't worry. It was nothing. Please don't mention it
00:04:52Say to show our thanks to you, please have dinner with us tonight
00:04:56Thank you, but the bandits have gone. You better be going back home. Don't you think?
00:05:03Sure thing sure thing. Yes. Thank you. Let's get going
00:05:07Just get her to guard our place will be laughing we will
00:05:11You crazy leave her alone. She's bad news. I tell you she's too ambitious. I know stupid
00:05:19Goodbye
00:05:22Man he was maybe he'd say live as well. Fancy him. Do you know not at all?
00:05:44Come on let's go and find your father
00:05:52People around here like you very much
00:05:58Of course I've always had your family's interest at heart. I'm so glad your younger daughter is finally made someone's
00:06:12Hey, why did the matchmaker run off like that?
00:06:15She's nailed you telling what do you think sister? I see you've dragged wings. Show me your business ventures
00:06:21Between the two of you you must have made some money. Yeah, so what if we did you two are going to be set up for?
00:06:27Life, we still have to fend for ourselves
00:06:31Hope she hasn't learned your insolence
00:06:35How do you think you are don't look down auntie?
00:06:40Show some respect
00:06:43Let's not fight I'm getting married tomorrow and it's the festival tonight. So let's all have a good
00:06:51Pretend I like the old fart
00:07:21Oh
00:07:37My husband here is very ill. I've come a long way to ask you for some holy water
00:07:51Oh
00:07:57Hey, just imagine if that was your husband you'd be in the shit, too
00:08:01Can't you shut your foul mouth?
00:08:12You see I didn't
00:08:21Oh
00:08:29Let's go and get the woman
00:08:43It'll be all right, don't worry it's winter
00:08:52A
00:08:53Old man, you should control your daughter. She's not wanted here. Tell her to go home. It's a man's job. Yeah, that's right
00:08:59Go home. Yes
00:09:02Thank you, sir
00:09:05All right, give me a hand don't worry I'll help you
00:09:21Oh
00:09:51I don't care
00:10:21Oh
00:10:51Oh
00:11:21Oh
00:11:39Don't worry the bandits have gone
00:11:43Thank you, sir, you're taking my woman
00:11:46Just you wait
00:11:49Just you wait
00:11:53Your husband is very sick
00:12:00Waiter yes, miss you. Here's some money for a doctor. Make sure he's a doctor, right?
00:12:15Oh
00:12:21What's the matter your sister's getting married tomorrow she can't do this and you have to instead hmm marriage is so stupid
00:12:30She thinks it's gonna be love and bliss, but she'll be scrubbing floors till she dies. Tell me to go hire a helper
00:12:35No, they're far too much money. Well get on with it. Huh? Wait, wait
00:12:42You're the spinster. This is your job
00:12:45And I suppose you're married all of a sudden are you
00:12:54What he ugly
00:12:56All right, that's it
00:12:59She does better. It's all my fault. All right, we better leave. Come on hurry up now coming
00:13:05Hey, listen to me if that bastard shouts at you, hey, I'm talking about you not to you if he starts anything
00:13:12You just come to me. I'll smack his face in for you. Hey, you'll be quiet. You hear me up yours. Just stop interfering
00:13:21You'll start arguing get all excited and then we'll have a funeral as well
00:13:26What I think you're a little too excited to get married
00:13:29I
00:13:43Wish you every happiness. My name is one hot chow. I brought a band with me to add music to the celebrations
00:13:50Here no way please that's enough that's enough
00:13:53Master Wong, I really do appreciate this. I'm very grateful to you. Thank you. It's nothing Wing Chun saved my life
00:14:00It's the least I could do
00:14:02I'm very fond of her, you know, right?
00:14:07It's very nearly time let's hurry I'm coming I was just speaking to master Wong. Thank you
00:14:13I guess now if you don't hold the ceremony at the right moment, it'll bring bad luck on our family now
00:14:23I
00:14:26Don't worry about a thing. It's all right. I'll take care of them
00:14:43Excuse me gentlemen
00:14:46Give
00:14:51Wing Chun we've had enough
00:14:54That's right. We've invited master Fong the prizefighter here to teach you a damn good lesson. Give him a hand
00:15:06You will have to admit men are better than women
00:15:10Except it's having babies
00:15:13Before I'm certain to beat you and afterwards you'll be able to go back home and get on with having your babies
00:15:20This one's really full of himself. Yes
00:15:23But your father did tell you not to get into any trouble. The father's not here in that case. Let's get him
00:15:32Smash the bean curd and you're the winner
00:15:34When I smashed you lady then I'll be the real
00:16:04I
00:16:15Was just getting warmed up now
00:16:34Oh
00:16:56Had enough
00:16:59No, I haven't what's that he won't surrender you should teach him a lesson sure I intend to but gently
00:17:07Yeah
00:17:30Really why don't you just give up
00:17:37Come on
00:17:56Her husband died and left no money for a funeral she willing to sell herself a ten-tail starting price
00:18:03Anybody been 20 to 20 tales of my page
00:18:0915 over here
00:18:14Anybody any raise on 12 tails
00:18:18Look at you you dirty old man. You're dribbling all
00:18:22I'm just admiring the virtue of this woman. It's a shame. These men can't have a little more respect for her
00:18:28Yeah, I've been 30. Oh
00:18:32If you really want to help this young lady you're going to have to put your money where your mouth is or maybe your good
00:18:38Intention to really just talk, huh?
00:18:41So I thought these men they're all well this one's not I want to help
00:18:57Very generous
00:19:03Oh, thank you
00:19:07This is for the funeral the rest is for your journey home
00:19:12Thank you, but I have no home and no family. Please if you will have me can I stay with you?
00:19:19Yes, of course you can if you're staying with us, then you won't be needing the money
00:19:22I'll keep it as living expenses and pay for the funeral. All right
00:19:32Oh
00:20:03You
00:20:10Survived a test of a hundred hours. You're welcome to join. Thank you. Let's go in right, right
00:20:15Yeah
00:20:31Give them wine
00:20:46All
00:20:48Right, where's the woman answer?
00:20:52Yim Wing Chun sold her in the marketplace board her he means
00:20:58She bought her
00:21:01That's not good enough
00:21:03Yim Wing Chun has no respect
00:21:06She took my woman. I won't stand for it. I'll teach her a lesson
00:21:12One that you won't forget
00:21:31Now cut that out
00:21:32Ever since you went up to learn kung-fu from mistress Wu you've lost all traces of your femininity
00:21:38Everywhere no wonder no one comes into my bean curd you
00:21:44That's not true at all and ours is the best in town anyway
00:21:47It doesn't matter whether ours is the best in town or not
00:21:50What customers want to see is a pretty woman. So I've taken step to put things right you'll see
00:21:56Come out
00:22:08Oh
00:22:22Sure, do I really yes you do now then I shall start you working tomorrow, but you must learn the technique
00:22:30All right
00:22:31Now see if you can do this arm in the air and stomach in tits out
00:22:35Now if you come over faint and you pretend you're all hot
00:22:41Keep going
00:22:46Brings back memories
00:22:49Look quick chin. You look beautiful if you wore those clothes, I mean to these now and you've got her
00:22:59I'm not interested. So get it into your head
00:23:04If you want something you'll do as you're told
00:23:35Come on
00:23:48Yes delicious gonna happen
00:24:00Hey don't push in
00:24:05Back to the queue
00:24:14You know, you have such a pretty smile
00:24:28You know what I want the fresh green curd I want the preserved one
00:24:32Hey, there's more soybean milk coming really all good. Yeah, he's thirsty from all that drooling
00:24:41Drooling
00:24:42It goes on like this
00:24:47No, no, no, I want the other kind in the pot on the top shelf
00:24:55No, no, no the one further along to the left, yes
00:24:57Oh
00:25:06No further along a little further just over there
00:25:14You are a naughty boy that is the one I wanted honestly
00:25:22Good morning, mr. Wong. Do you need some help there? All right, really? It's no problem. I thought you might need some help
00:25:27Oh, all right
00:25:47Wow, I never knew you so strong I'm impressed excuse me
00:25:51Hey, if you really want to help you can help me grind the bean come on now
00:26:21Oh
00:26:51I'm completely exhausted. What's this? What are you doing on top of me?
00:27:00It's nothing to do with me I'm innocent and don't shout it out somebody might hear you you ruin my reputation I
00:27:08Didn't touch your honor. Oh, don't believe her
00:27:13Just you wait one day. I'll get hold of you
00:27:21Oh
00:27:23Soybean cares good. Well, miss you fingers always be the best, you know, hey
00:27:29Is that him soybean curry? Well, someone has just got into town already. They've heard of Jim's bean curd. No, I used to live here
00:27:37So we're gonna start here. Oh wait
00:27:51Oh
00:28:21It's really worth you remember me
00:28:38Forget put it here
00:28:41All right
00:28:49That's it there's no more room
00:29:01Hey miss
00:29:03I want it miss. So you are really miss. I mean, no, it's only a nickname. That's five cents. Please sir. Oh
00:29:20You look a bit tired, I'm all right
00:29:28She's already got
00:29:33Thank-you
00:29:43Hold on
00:29:45Oh
00:30:00Who are you the thief of hearts? My name is master Wong and you who are you? My name's Lim. I'm here on business
00:30:09government official if you ask me
00:30:12Him
00:30:14Greeting sir. It's very late. Sir. What are you doing here? I was just visiting. I came here to see you Wing Chun
00:30:22So there's a rival well, we'll be going have a very good night to you sir
00:30:41Wow, did you see that? Let's go
00:31:02Great
00:31:04Oh
00:31:09Who are you they call me flying monkey I warn you I shall call my friends I've come to take you to our hideaway
00:31:34I
00:31:49Bet it try to kidnap me abandon where'd he go?
00:32:04I
00:32:35I
00:32:58Just came for some fun. Why'd you beat me?
00:33:01Wing Chun is my wife to be therefore. I'm bound to defend her
00:33:31I
00:34:01Was the wrong man
00:34:09Master
00:34:13He sure it's not him no, I'm certain of it I guess what she got laid by
00:34:32But
00:34:39You fought so hard for me, why won't you talk to me now?
00:34:49Please look at me. Why won't you say a word? I
00:34:53Learned kung-fu for six years so I could take care of you. And as soon as I return your lover punches me on the nose
00:35:00Hey, don't you worry the person who hit you last night wasn't my lover, huh?
00:35:08You you you really mean it. So I still have a chance
00:35:13Who is he?
00:35:14No, he wasn't my lover. It's my master whom I greatly respect. That was your master
00:35:20Are you in love with him? I
00:35:23Just belong to my master. Oh
00:35:26I knew it. I've no chance at all
00:35:29There's no need to act like that. Wing Chun is a woman
00:35:33What's that? No longer a virgin? I don't believe it
00:35:36Mistress, him is here to see him. Hey quickly. I must hide
00:35:48I saw you in this sweet talking that man. I'm gonna tell Wing Chun
00:35:54You wouldn't do that, would you?
00:35:57Well, maybe if you and I could talk about it later, let's see what happens first
00:36:13Brother I'm sorry about what happened last night
00:36:18Let's just forget about it. All right, that's very kind. May I know your name? Uh, no, it's not important. Just forget it
00:36:27As far as I can see your wound isn't serious, but you're depressed why is that
00:36:33If you don't mind, I'll be frank with you. Someone stole my girlfriend from me
00:36:38Love is hurtful. I'm so sorry. They'll have my blessing. You have a generous heart
00:36:45Wing Chun likes that
00:36:47But I wish Wing Chun would have married me
00:36:51What do you mean
00:36:53It's what I feel deep down don't you know how I feel deep down stop that I jump off this building if you say you'll
00:37:00be mine
00:37:03Don't open
00:37:05Fresh air is good for you. You need to get better. Really I would
00:37:23Oh
00:37:39It's all right
00:37:42It's not all right you shameless little floozy
00:37:45Now the whole town is gossiping about your little escapade. It's embarrassing
00:37:50This is completely ruined their reputation and ours it's disgraceful
00:37:56Hey tell me are all widows this sex mad just after they lose their husbands I
00:38:03Have no idea whatsoever. Oh
00:38:06Really?
00:38:06Then I'll ask her now be honest with me. Is it because you just lost your husband that you're feeling so Randy, huh?
00:38:14Yes. Oh, I
00:38:17Know I'm a failure
00:38:19Wing Chung is brave and you're a great businesswoman
00:38:24In comparison, I'm really nothing at all
00:38:28My only hope in life is to find a good man. I can marry and whom I can love and have children with I
00:38:35Thought I'd found one
00:38:37But soon after we married he became very ill
00:38:40For months, we traveled looking for a cure. I sold my ring to pay for everything
00:38:46He told me I should leave him and go live elsewhere I
00:38:52Did think about it I must admit
00:38:55But in the end I decided to stay with him
00:38:58Now at least I can look myself in the mirror each day
00:39:02It's so sad. She had such a terrible time with her man
00:39:06Yes
00:39:08Don't you sympathize with her? No at all
00:39:10Hmm
00:39:14So if I'm lucky to get a second chance I
00:39:17Want to make the most of it? Of course and as of now
00:39:22There are two men that I can choose to marry
00:39:24One is rich and mature and the other is brave and really cute. I
00:39:30Really can't make up my mind which I should go for. Do you hear that one? It doesn't really matter. All men are disgusting
00:39:36What do you mean all men are disgusting don't tell me I have to explain it
00:39:44What try it I don't know what I didn't know you could do it like that
00:40:06I
00:40:09What do you think
00:40:30Everyone those bandits are still threatening our neighborhood. Yeah, so I propose we set up a defense group
00:40:38Get these guys
00:40:52Well things aren't like they used to be when we were children
00:40:56Sure, we were like brother and sister we used to tell each other everything
00:41:00But now it's different. You've changed a lot since then
00:41:04Why went John? Oh
00:41:06I'm not winch. Oh, and I say we must kick their ass
00:41:13Don't push me. I'm a scholar
00:41:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a gentleman shouldn't fight. Oh, sure
00:41:21He shouldn't bite either now lay off
00:41:28What about kicking
00:41:29That's reserved for donkeys
00:41:32No, don't do that. Meet me around the back. I've got something to tell you. All right
00:41:37Hurry go on watch it. That guy's suspicious. He's up to no good. Huh? Don't argue with him get going. Hurry up
00:41:47Yeah, get going
00:41:53Don't you know women can be unfaithful
00:41:55He's told your girl. I feel sorry for you. Hey, it's her. I feel sorry for and anyway, who says I'm interested in her
00:42:02Hey, I know very well. You're interested. I see it in the way you look at her. It's no good pretending
00:42:09I'm not gonna be outclassed by that little runt. You'll need my help. Oh, that's wonderful. I knew I could rely on you madam. I
00:42:16Suppose you'll be wanting money
00:42:19100 are you mad? Oh, well, if you're hard up, I'll do you discount 90 tails
00:42:26Do I get to bang her till your heart's content? All right
00:42:30Oh, I'm sorry. I'll have to owe it now tonight. She's got a date with him in her room at midnight
00:42:35So at 1130 you get in there first and pops your what I'd never do such a thing
00:42:41Which room it's the one in the middle, but you'd better not make any mistake
00:43:01I
00:43:06Jump will be leaving town in two days. Really? Hey look there
00:43:19Right, let's go tell flying monkey
00:43:30Oh
00:43:48Little charm I'm here
00:44:00Oh
00:44:30Oh
00:45:00Oh
00:45:30Oh
00:46:00Oh
00:46:30Oh
00:47:00Oh
00:47:19Wow, I never thought she'd give me a token of her love the first night
00:47:23Wow, she must have eaten a ton of garlic at dinner tonight. Oh
00:47:27Still who cares about that?
00:47:30Oh
00:47:33Night hey, thanks for the token. Here's mine my left shoe
00:47:46What's this you don't take a size 8
00:47:53Something's not right here. What the hell's going on?
00:47:56I'm sorry. You're just too late. I got the token bad luck. I
00:48:12Just don't believe it she can't still be dying for it. I told flying monkey a lesson here have a wash. Thanks
00:48:25Oh
00:48:32Come out here hurry up
00:48:41You two come here I've got something to settle with you
00:48:50How could you do this
00:48:52First you have scholar one then this man and then it's me. You're an info. Oh
00:49:01Then it's nothing to do with me then it's you he means
00:49:04What am I supposed to have done? I saw you he was taking off your clothes in there
00:49:10My clothing hasn't been touched. Don't lie. Even your boobies were hanging out
00:49:15Now you want to kill me to shut me up
00:49:21Wait John I've been trying to find you ever since you left our village. I wanted to take you as my fiance and marry you
00:49:28I'm so stupid. You can say that again. I wasn't undressing. It was her. Hey, what's going on here?
00:49:45I
00:49:51Love cocktail you got a brain the size of a pain. You've made a big mistake. You see she's a be quiet. I
00:49:59Get it so she's a woman. I'm sorry. Sorry
00:50:07Good night
00:50:10Hey
00:50:12We've shown you okay. What's the matter? Did he injure you? He didn't injure her. He just broke her heart
00:50:18Why didn't you just tell him who you were?
00:50:21It wouldn't make any difference. I'm no longer the one he remembers
00:50:39Oh
00:50:51You're a bunch of incompetence, how can you let this happen?
00:51:10You're really in a bad way
00:51:24You're always welcome the ladies now you can join them
00:51:31You better take up another hobby like collecting insects, ah, we brother don't say that
00:51:40Who did it to you anyway?
00:51:50Well, we must take revenge
00:51:58It's a disgrace being beat by a woman
00:52:09Yeah
00:52:39Come back
00:53:09What's what you're doing with my money you can't buy everything
00:53:16What are you doing here you got a nerve coming here and brought daylight
00:53:20I've just come to buy presents now for my wedding, right? Don't you feel a way to try this back for our business?
00:53:30Tell me who's the unlucky girl then I'm gonna marry charm
00:53:39Oh
00:53:48What are you doing here
00:54:10I
00:54:14Am very impressed you're still managing to stand after getting a full blast of my cheat
00:54:31How's that
00:54:33You're very good very fast indeed, but my hands are faster I can deal with you easily
00:54:40Aren't you? You mentioned and who are you?
00:54:44I'm flying chimp another in the series of fighting primates. Have you also come for a lesson? Yes
00:55:03a
00:55:11Worthy child almost work
00:55:20Are you married are you joking? I thought not I mean to say what man could control you
00:55:33I
00:56:03I
00:56:33Will fight again tomorrow if you win the girl goes free lose and you will marry me. Let's go
00:57:03Oh
00:57:33Oh
00:58:03Oh
00:58:33Oh
00:58:35Oh
00:59:05Which
00:59:19Hey, he called you wait
00:59:22No, I didn't. What do you mean? Your name's wait Joe. Why don't you answer him?
00:59:27Who's this dreaming and he was talking in his sleep? Oh, yes. And by the way, what are you doing?
00:59:32Giving the number nine magic pills that idiot, huh?
00:59:34Your teacher gave you that pill with strict instructions on who should benefit from it and what's more they cost 200 tails each to buy
00:59:40Why did you go give it to that? Nobody you just wasted it. He's not your responsibility
00:59:45I did it for charm. Why she's your rival
00:59:51That's not true charm and I are friends she didn't know the truth it's not her fault
00:59:59And maybe it's my karma
01:00:02And even if I don't marry at least I'll have my dignity
01:00:10And anyway, we make a perfect couple
01:00:17I haven't told you this but I've lost my virginity. So I belong to somebody else now
01:00:25Well
01:00:26And wasn't it you who said men were disgusting I know but what I think is more disgusting is growing old on your own
01:00:34I'm sorry
01:00:38Don't worry
01:00:41Hey, we jump where are you going?
01:00:48So you've recovered then
01:00:50And you know why because we gave you a number nine magic pill which cost 200 tails
01:00:54So where's the bandits gone their hideouts ten miles away from here Oh, hey
01:01:25You should go back you're not fully recovered. Let me go on alone. Okay, I'll tell Wing Chun you couldn't come home. I
01:01:35Want to go? Oh, yes. I'm sorry about what happened at the bathhouse
01:01:40It's all right, please don't mention it
01:01:43Thanks, I'm glad I found Wing Chun after so long, but she's really strange. She's not like she used to be
01:01:55I
01:01:56Say you know her. Well, did she tell you about her forced marriage?
01:02:01Yes, when she was 17
01:02:03she was known as miss beancoat a
01:02:06Notorious villain took a liking to her and forced her to marry him
01:02:10She couldn't stand him and escaped to study martial arts into this world
01:02:15This who told her that if she learned kung-fu
01:02:19She might become an expert in martial arts
01:02:22But it would wreck her chances of ever getting married, however, she decided to go ahead with it
01:02:31It's strange how one decision can change the rest of your life, but she never regretted that decision and you
01:02:41What about you
01:02:44That story sounds like it was your own
01:02:46Well, she happens to be my best friend. So she tells me everything
01:02:50Did she tell you how we both used to go catching crickets together
01:02:59She's not going to you are what?
01:03:02She's beautiful and she's fond of you. You seem to like her too. So take her I
01:03:08Don't care what you say. I know you're Wing Chun. I
01:03:11Am NOT. Yes, you are. I'm not you are I'm not you are you are
01:03:18No, I'm not. Yes, you are my wing Chun
01:03:24I'm not upset. I'm so overjoyed. I finally found you in China. I
01:03:32Can't believe it's true
01:03:49Come on
01:04:05What a surprise and tell me where to get this beauty, huh? I just picked her up with the rest of the groceries
01:04:13That she's here I want first
01:04:18Oh
01:04:25What's that for I hate to see women hit
01:04:33What did I do let's get out of the ceremony
01:04:48Oh
01:05:00The bananas have all been squashed that means their marriage is good and their groom will father many children
01:05:06Oh
01:05:15How can I have children I don't have the equipment anymore
01:05:22Don't worry at least you have a good wife. Hey Frank, don't worry about that. I'll help you make some babies
01:05:37Oh
01:05:43You may listen to me
01:05:47This woman's in our campus bank
01:05:50We want her here to learn wing Chun and she's under my control
01:05:56Master what about me? Shut up go back to drinking
01:06:06I
01:06:36Oh
01:06:47Don't do that
01:07:01Hey, this stuff's really good even the scarecrows are moving
01:07:07I
01:07:17Know it's you so come on out. I got a score to settle. I'm gonna teach you a lesson
01:07:36I
01:08:06Oh
01:08:36Oh
01:08:40You got here quickly
01:08:47Hey, let her go eight brain, yeah, let it go come get her
01:09:00Hey get going
01:09:03You're going nowhere bring it here
01:09:06Sir
01:09:27Get it on three posts and you go free you fail to do so in three posts
01:09:32Then you'll have to stay behind with me
01:09:35Right, that should be easy
01:09:37Oh
01:09:59Well, what are you waiting for come and get it if you're really there don't think you're invincible you're not
01:10:07I
01:10:37I
01:10:49Bit slow there
01:10:50You agree to surrender and I'll let your friends go. You must be joking
01:10:55Do you really think I finished with you yet? I'm gonna make you wish you never met me
01:11:07I can
01:11:37I
01:11:39I
01:12:05Salute you you're a great fighter
01:12:07I keep my promise, but we fight again in three days. Let him go
01:12:21Wing Chun, thanks so much
01:12:26Richard
01:12:32Are you all right
01:12:38Where are you going?
01:12:44Do you think she's hurt very badly
01:12:51I've given you a nine magic pill. You should feel better soon
01:13:08If you take on a great power
01:13:11Then be careful. You may not win. I know
01:13:15But how am I gonna defeat the chimpanzee?
01:13:17You
01:13:33Strength isn't everything you must have harmony in life
01:13:39Wing Chun take my advice find a man
01:13:47Oh
01:13:55What
01:13:56Look, it says they're closed. Well, who knows maybe Wing Chun married the bandit after all, I guess they'll close for good then probably
01:14:08Stop pulling that face is depressing. Hey charm. Hey
01:14:18You stay out of this, right
01:14:20So when did you get back? And why didn't you tell me did you did you do it with that monkey?
01:14:25Yeah, what does it matter if she isn't a virgin? What difference does it make anyway?
01:14:31Don't worry. I was only taking hostages bait in order to trap Wing Chun
01:14:34Of
01:14:45Course I believe you but the problem is what will the townspeople think? I think we ought to get married quietly
01:14:52Somewhere else lay low for a while and then we can have the proper celebrations when all this is cooled down, huh? What?
01:14:59Mr. Wong wants me to marry him Pacto. Well, I can't force you to
01:15:05After what happened between us the other night, it's only right and proper we do get married
01:15:12After all she did give me this here love token
01:15:18Where'd you get that?
01:15:20Where do you think I got it? Huh? Oh, you're such an animal when you get going
01:15:25It was you then. Oh
01:15:28God give me back my chastity
01:15:47Is he overcome by emotion no, it's more like Everest I
01:15:52Think we can compromise as you took my chastity
01:15:55You will have to do the right thing. All right, then you've got a deal
01:15:59Hey, are you quite sure? Mr. Wong was rich enough to marry sure. I'm gonna check on him
01:16:12That's me I've got a letter here from Miss Yim Wow, it's really hot today and you know what I'm really hungry
01:16:19Oh, of course, please
01:16:25I
01:16:48Let me read the letter it's mine
01:16:51You said I had a message you are right you have I nearly forgot it
01:17:00He's smiling I wonder what the message is
01:17:06There you are, I'm sure you'll agree the message is even sweeter than your bean curd
01:17:21I
01:17:24Hear it back to some things and here are some for Wing Chun, too. Thank you
01:17:31You take this I made it for you
01:17:36Thank you, it's beautiful
01:17:41New clothes are nice, but old friends are best. I hope that you're happy. Goodbye now
01:17:51You
01:18:08You must be in love with John he doesn't want to see me
01:18:20I
01:18:35Was afraid to be late so I got here last night and this morning I wake up and you're here
01:18:51Oh
01:18:57Woman may we rest here. Certainly. I'm up to the field now, but you go right in I'll be back later
01:19:10Just take a rest I warn you I've taken a nine magic pill don't excite me. Oh, but I can wait I'm warning you
01:19:18I was just joking
01:19:20Oh
01:19:43Damn mosquitoes
01:19:45Oh
01:20:07We'll be flying together if you're killed what should I do silly we'll be together
01:20:13Let's get married first
01:20:15I
01:20:17Stop it. Let go of my hand. You're really hurting me. No, let go, please
01:20:21Well, you shouldn't have done it. It's just a natural reaction
01:20:25You can pull them apart if you're strong enough
01:20:38Hey, I know how to deal with you
01:20:46I
01:20:54There's no need to worry I'll be back in a short while if you need any help, you know what to do
01:21:09Richard you cut off his balls
01:21:15I
01:21:17I
01:21:44Had better warn you no one's ever escaped from me
01:21:48Well this time you're gonna get a good hiding. It's about time. You're gonna lose
01:21:53If I lose then I call you mother good my little one save your insults
01:21:59Choose your weapon
01:22:07I'm afraid those pocket knives of yours won't be any match for my majestic spear. You're as good as married
01:22:13You're gonna be my son and not my husband
01:22:17I
01:22:47I
01:23:17I
01:23:40Feel like weapons no use now
01:23:47Oh
01:23:49Oh
01:24:16This is between the two of us now back off
01:24:19Oh
01:24:49I
01:25:14Don't believe it you've improved a lot you bet I have and there's a lot more of it
01:25:19Oh
01:25:49Oh
01:26:19Oh
01:26:27Well, then are you ready to call me mommy now
01:26:40You had enough
01:26:49Oh
01:26:59My goodness you are
01:27:01Look
01:27:18I'm getting very tired. Goodbye
01:27:21Oh
01:27:32We get her
01:27:44Hey, what are you doing? Don't you have any honor? How dare you attack mother from behind say you're sorry
01:27:49I
01:27:56I'm sorry. Forgive me ma'am. Why mom? Did I do? All right, just great. Well done
01:28:06I want you to go straight
01:28:19Oh
01:28:35Come on
01:28:36Let's go. Oh, yes, right. We better get going. Oh, you don't know how happy I am
01:28:40I was really worried back there, but all's well that ends. Well, thank you everyone. Please go inside for a drink. Thank you
01:28:49Thank you everyone
01:28:52She seems to have gotten herself a real gentleman as well
01:28:57Thank you, thanks everyone
01:29:00You know, you should think about your future too. Don't worry. I won't stay with being her job forever
01:29:05Oh
01:29:25Well, congratulations, I must admit you two are always made for each other. I wish you happiness. Thanks. That's a lot
01:29:33Oh before you go I just like to add my best wishes and I hope you have many strong and healthy little boys and
01:29:40girls
01:29:48Husband I have to practice my sweet. Oh, that's enough talking. They really ought to be going now. Yeah, you better move
01:30:02Oh
01:30:12Say you don't need him don't
01:30:15Say you don't need him don't
01:30:18Say you wait on me. Oh, we're chung-yang
01:30:23white Joe
01:30:25Say you'll die for me
01:30:28She should need a she's
01:30:30waiting
01:30:31say
01:30:34Come on
01:30:38No
01:30:42Don't you don't you
01:30:46Wait for you
01:30:48How do you
01:30:51Oh
01:31:07Cuz she knew
01:31:09I should tell you
01:31:13How could you function?
01:31:17Wait, that's all I
01:31:20You