CHINESE SEXY MOVIES
KOREAN and JAPANESE SEXY MOVIES
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00:00:01Open the gates!
00:00:09During the time of the Buddha,
00:00:12the annual selection ceremony was held all over Song.
00:00:17The selected families would enter the harem without any worries.
00:00:22At that time,
00:00:24it was the only way for ordinary women to change their destiny.
00:00:29At that time, there was a kind of competition among the local officials.
00:00:33The number of women selected from the local area was the most important.
00:00:37Therefore, the local officials gathered together
00:00:41to build a special reception office for the selected officials.
00:00:46The name of the office was Xuan Xiu Tan.
00:01:00Episode 1
00:01:02How could this be?
00:01:08The eunuch from Heaven Fiend
00:01:10was supposed to get married to Ah Lan this year.
00:01:13But he was taken away last night.
00:01:15I have to fight with them later.
00:01:17Brother, don't worry.
00:01:19I have arranged a lot of eunuchs.
00:01:20At that time,
00:01:21I will definitely get your Ah Lan back.
00:01:26In the past,
00:01:27I only heard the old man from Yangkou Town, Luyi County complain.
00:01:30At that time, I took it as a joke.
00:01:32It's only been a few months,
00:01:34and it's time for us to be carefree.
00:01:35It's still our Zhizhou who reported our number of eunuchs.
00:01:38It's okay to embezzle the government's relief funds for the poor areas.
00:01:41What do you think it means to catch a good woman and a bad fish?
00:01:45I have to fight with them now.
00:01:49You have to spray the air on your body.
00:01:53You have to keep your back straight.
00:01:55You have to keep your abdomen straight.
00:01:57After you return to the front,
00:01:59you have to put on the jade.
00:02:01You have to be slender.
00:02:03You have to have the skin of a dragon.
00:02:05You have to have the skin of a lion.
00:02:07You have to have the flesh of a dragon.
00:02:10You have to remember
00:02:12that this is the only chance
00:02:14for you to go to glory and wealth.
00:02:17This is the only chance.
00:02:33Why are you so shy, young lady?
00:02:37I'm the daughter of the emperor.
00:02:42Turn around and let me see.
00:02:44I'm afraid if I turn around, I'll be able to see you.
00:02:48Eunuch, I've never seen such a beautiful woman.
00:02:52Take away the fan.
00:02:56Oh my god!
00:02:59How old are you?
00:03:02This... this big.
00:03:05Raise your head.
00:03:07Although I'm 37 years old,
00:03:09I'm in good health.
00:03:10I look like a 16-year-old.
00:03:12Someone, bring a big plank.
00:03:14Please spare my life.
00:03:15Take her away.
00:03:16Please spare my life.
00:03:18I'm begging you.
00:03:19I'm also a young lady.
00:03:21That's your wife.
00:03:22Didn't she pass the exam?
00:03:24That's too much.
00:03:26Brothers, we can't just watch
00:03:28our women being bullied.
00:03:30We can't let the eunuch take her away.
00:03:32That's right.
00:03:33She's our woman.
00:03:34Our woman.
00:03:35Take her away.
00:03:36Go.
00:03:40Brothers, take her away.
00:03:41Go.
00:03:42Brothers, go.
00:03:43Go.
00:04:11Brothers.
00:04:12Go.
00:04:13Go.
00:04:14Go.
00:04:15Go.
00:04:16Go.
00:04:17Go.
00:04:18Brothers.
00:04:19Go.
00:04:20Go.
00:04:21Go.
00:04:22Go.
00:04:23Go.
00:04:24Go.
00:04:25Go.
00:04:26Go.
00:04:27Go.
00:04:28Go.
00:04:29Go back and tell your damn emperor
00:04:31the women here are all ours.
00:04:33Who are you?
00:04:35We?
00:04:36We are those who uphold justice for the people.
00:04:38We uphold justice for the people.
00:04:39We uphold justice for the people.
00:04:40We uphold justice for the people.
00:04:41We uphold justice for the people.
00:04:43Real men.
00:04:53The election
00:04:54was a mess.
00:04:56After that,
00:04:58my brother's brain
00:04:59went to hell.
00:05:01His little heart
00:05:03was broken.
00:05:09Call me dad.
00:05:10Call me dad.
00:05:12It was terrible.
00:05:14A few months ago,
00:05:15our wood shop
00:05:16was also elected.
00:05:19Why didn't you get elected?
00:05:21The girls in our town
00:05:22went to register
00:05:24for the glory of our ancestors
00:05:25without even wearing shoes.
00:05:27I wanted to, too.
00:05:29But I'm 25 years old.
00:05:31They said I'm not qualified.
00:05:3325?
00:05:36I can't tell.
00:05:38My brother said
00:05:39this time,
00:05:40the candidates
00:05:41must not be under 20 years old
00:05:43so as not to run away again.
00:05:45To be honest,
00:05:46more than a dozen of them
00:05:47were chosen in our shop.
00:05:48Don't worry.
00:05:50I will definitely work hard.
00:05:53I can't go anyway.
00:06:00Help!
00:06:01There's a fly.
00:06:02There's a fly in the vegetable.
00:06:05Look here.
00:06:06It's not a fly.
00:06:08Why are you
00:06:09staring at me
00:06:10and talking nonsense?
00:06:12Nonsense.
00:06:14It's summer.
00:06:15Where did the fly come from?
00:06:16Don't be unreasonable.
00:06:18Come on, everyone.
00:06:20When did I
00:06:21make a mistake?
00:06:23Let's eat.
00:06:30Let's go to the government office
00:06:31and ask what this is
00:06:32if it's not a fly.
00:06:33This...
00:06:36Pan Yun'er.
00:06:38This is a
00:06:39very typical problem.
00:06:40I'll leave it to you.
00:06:42This is the ultimate test
00:06:43to apply for this shop.
00:06:45I'm counting on you.
00:06:50Leave it to me.
00:06:55Where are the flies?
00:06:57This is the little heart
00:06:58of a noble family.
00:07:01You!
00:07:03You little fox!
00:07:05Who are you seducing?
00:07:07You!
00:07:08Are you enjoying yourself?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:14A fly.
00:07:16This fly...
00:07:17Where is the fly?
00:07:18This...
00:07:19Are you kidding?
00:07:20This is our chef, Xiao Wei.
00:07:21He never
00:07:22releases flies when he cooks.
00:07:23That's right.
00:07:25Here.
00:07:36Here.
00:07:39Is this pepper?
00:07:40Pepper.
00:07:42Xiao Wei.
00:07:43I didn't expect
00:07:44that your cooking has improved recently.
00:07:46No, no.
00:07:48Three guests.
00:07:50Now the fact is very clear.
00:07:52Are you going to continue eating
00:07:54or pay the bill?
00:08:00Long live the emperor.
00:08:04The emperor?
00:08:05Where is he?
00:08:06He's not here.
00:08:09There are flies.
00:08:16There are so many flies.
00:08:24What are you doing?
00:08:30This is not a fly.
00:08:31What is this?
00:08:32This is not a fly.
00:08:33This is a fighting paper.
00:08:51Now
00:08:53what else do you have to say?
00:08:57My brother is really a god.
00:08:59The three of us
00:09:00are the best of the best.
00:09:04Take it.
00:09:09You're great.
00:09:11Let's go.
00:09:19Xiao Wei.
00:09:20In our service industry,
00:09:21sometimes
00:09:22we have to learn...
00:09:23Accelerate.
00:09:27We also have to learn to be patient.
00:09:30Come on.
00:09:37Come on, put it here.
00:09:40Brother, come and have a look.
00:09:41It's not good.
00:09:45Our money
00:09:46was stolen by those thieves in the northeast.
00:09:50It's a good show.
00:09:53Gangsters.
00:09:56Shopkeeper.
00:09:57What should I do with my salary this month?
00:09:59Salary?
00:10:00Don't mention the salary to me.
00:10:02I'll smash it.
00:10:03This can't be smashed.
00:10:04No, no, no.
00:10:05I want to vent.
00:10:08This is too expensive.
00:10:09Too expensive.
00:10:10I want to vent.
00:10:11You hit me.
00:10:12Are you crazy?
00:10:13I want to vent.
00:10:20What are you doing?
00:10:21Don't you pass?
00:10:22Shopkeeper Feng.
00:10:24Shopkeeper Feng, you came in time.
00:10:26Come on, come on, come on.
00:10:27Look, look, look.
00:10:28We just ran into
00:10:29a group of gangsters.
00:10:30The money was stolen.
00:10:32Help us solve the case.
00:10:33Does this have anything to do with me?
00:10:36Hurry up and rub it for me.
00:10:57What should I do with Ru Hua?
00:10:58I have to fight with her.
00:10:59His wife was chosen by you.
00:11:01Your wife was also chosen, right?
00:11:03Our people sleep with the emperor's woman.
00:11:05Don't be arrogant.
00:11:08Shopkeeper, this is really nice.
00:11:09Show it to me.
00:11:10OK.
00:11:14You give me this.
00:11:15What are you doing?
00:11:16Give me three dollars.
00:11:17All have, all have.
00:11:18Give me.
00:11:19All have, all have.
00:11:20Please come in, please come in.
00:11:27Come on, come on, come on.
00:11:52Shopkeeper Feng.
00:11:53How's your foot?
00:11:54How's your foot?
00:11:55My foot is broken.
00:11:57It hurts me to death.
00:11:58No, no, no.
00:12:00I, I...
00:12:01Shopkeeper Feng.
00:12:02Let's talk about business.
00:12:05I don't have any money in this shop.
00:12:07You have to help me solve the case.
00:12:09No money?
00:12:11Why is there no money?
00:12:12It was stolen by a thief.
00:12:13How did he steal it?
00:12:14He said there was a fly in my dish.
00:12:15It stung me.
00:12:17Then you go find the fly.
00:12:18Shopkeeper Feng.
00:12:19If you say that,
00:12:20that's unreasonable.
00:12:21You hit me like this.
00:12:23I'm unreasonable.
00:12:24If you don't come, how can I hit you?
00:12:25Then why did I come?
00:12:26Then why did you come?
00:12:28Why did I come?
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:32I came to find my daughter.
00:12:34Where's my daughter?
00:12:35Where's Yiyi?
00:12:36How do I know where your daughter is?
00:12:39Where's Yiyi?
00:12:43Where's Yiyi?
00:12:46I don't know.
00:12:49I don't know.
00:12:52Who are you?
00:12:53Where did you come from?
00:12:55She's a new runner.
00:12:57Runner?
00:12:58We really don't know where Yiyi is.
00:13:04I don't know.
00:13:05No.
00:13:06It's daytime.
00:13:07Where did she go?
00:13:09She may have gone to the private house to play chess with the teacher again.
00:13:14Does she know chess?
00:13:15She's going to play chess.
00:13:18Let me see.
00:13:19Let me see.
00:13:20Let me see.
00:13:27This girl
00:13:28has a good look.
00:13:29She has potential.
00:13:38What's going on?
00:13:41Who is Yiyi?
00:13:42Yiyi
00:13:43is the daughter of Feng Butou.
00:13:44Feng Butou
00:13:45wants to force Yiyi to choose a show.
00:13:50Let's go.
00:13:51Let's go.
00:13:54Who are you?
00:13:55Where did you come from?
00:13:56I'm a new runner.
00:13:58Pan Yun'er.
00:14:01She looks like...
00:14:08Stop chatting.
00:14:10It's getting late.
00:14:11Do what you should do.
00:14:20Cheers.
00:14:21Cheers.
00:14:22Cheers.
00:14:29You don't know
00:14:30that little vixen
00:14:32wants to show off her beauty to Gazi.
00:14:35You
00:14:36have to tear her up.
00:14:39She
00:14:40tore her up at that time.
00:14:44Why is there no girl today?
00:14:46Bao.
00:14:49Bao.
00:15:06Get up.
00:15:14All right.
00:15:15Qiqi.
00:15:17Qiqi.
00:15:19You are going to choose a show
00:15:21instead of choosing a concubine.
00:15:23If you keep doing this,
00:15:24the palace will punish you.
00:15:27Sister Hua.
00:15:29How can I walk without twisting my waist?
00:15:31I can't do it.
00:15:33You are stupid.
00:15:35I can do it.
00:15:36Look at me.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38Lily.
00:15:39Let me see.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:43They are also preparing
00:15:44to participate in the selection.
00:15:46Brother.
00:15:47To be honest,
00:15:48I've been thinking about it these days.
00:15:50Let's go down the mountain
00:15:51and eat a little.
00:15:53What's the use?
00:15:54Yes.
00:15:55Where can't we eat?
00:15:57Besides,
00:15:58it's a peaceful world.
00:15:59What can we do out there?
00:16:01Can't we eat enough?
00:16:03Yes.
00:16:04Shut up.
00:16:06Annoying.
00:16:07Gazi.
00:16:09Gazi.
00:16:10What do you think?
00:16:11I think we should
00:16:12make a big turn
00:16:13at this time.
00:16:15How?
00:16:25I'd better eat
00:16:26a dessert before dinner.
00:16:38Ah.
00:16:40Ah.
00:16:43Ah.
00:16:47Ah.
00:16:48Ah.
00:16:53It's a sunny day.
00:16:54How can you do this?
00:16:55Dad, I...
00:16:56Feng.
00:16:57Feng.
00:16:58Sit down.
00:16:59No.
00:17:00What's going on?
00:17:01I saw Lily was hungry.
00:17:02So I cooked some dishes for her.
00:17:04You stay here.
00:17:05She just told me
00:17:06she went to play chess.
00:17:07She lied to me, didn't she?
00:17:09Lily, come here.
00:17:10No.
00:17:13Then I'll come here.
00:17:16Lily,
00:17:18I'm doing this for your own good.
00:17:20Why don't you
00:17:21go to the competition
00:17:23with your qualifications?
00:17:25Dad,
00:17:26I don't want to go.
00:17:28I...
00:17:29I already have...
00:17:30Have?
00:17:31Have...
00:17:32What?
00:17:34Have what?
00:17:35No.
00:17:36Uncle Feng,
00:17:37don't get me wrong.
00:17:39Lily is with us.
00:17:40She's doing fine.
00:17:42Fine?
00:17:43Fine?
00:17:44I let her go to the competition
00:17:46for her own good.
00:17:48People like me
00:17:49who have nothing
00:17:51and live a poor life
00:17:53can only be rich
00:17:55by going to the competition.
00:17:56Only by going to the competition
00:17:58can I have a chance to live a long life.
00:18:00Uncle Feng,
00:18:01the competition
00:18:02is for those who are prepared.
00:18:04Look at Lily.
00:18:05She's not prepared
00:18:07physically
00:18:08or mentally.
00:18:09What are you talking about?
00:18:10You,
00:18:11stay away from her.
00:18:12You,
00:18:13come with me.
00:18:14No.
00:18:15Dad.
00:18:16Uncle Feng.
00:18:17Uncle Feng.
00:18:18Uncle.
00:18:19Uncle.
00:18:20Let's talk it over.
00:18:21Let's talk it over.
00:18:22You,
00:18:23our fight
00:18:24can wait.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:36Episode 07
00:18:41After my careful consideration,
00:18:43Er Gazi,
00:18:44this pretentious envoy,
00:18:45has planned to kill all the beautiful girls
00:18:47in Xiaoyao Town.
00:18:49It's a perfect plan.
00:18:51You're welcome.
00:18:52I'll leave it to you
00:18:53to find the envoy, Gazi.
00:18:56Come on.
00:19:06Let's eat.
00:19:08Brother,
00:19:09is this
00:19:11too dangerous?
00:19:13Yes, brother.
00:19:14What if
00:19:15the imperial court...
00:19:17Enough.
00:19:18You can't learn from Er Gazi.
00:19:20We're all from the lower class.
00:19:22We don't take risks.
00:19:23We don't have a plan.
00:19:25We just rely on the pretentious envoy
00:19:27to make a living.
00:19:28But...
00:19:35Episode 07
00:19:57Wei,
00:19:59do you still miss Yiyi?
00:20:05Brother,
00:20:07I might miss a girl
00:20:09like you
00:20:10for the rest of my life.
00:20:16Lan,
00:20:17I'm coming.
00:20:32Wei,
00:20:34I won't let you and Yiyi
00:20:36just be friends for a summer.
00:20:38Tomorrow,
00:20:39I'll find Feng
00:20:40and talk to him.
00:20:44If it doesn't work,
00:20:46I'll organize another fight.
00:21:00Brother,
00:21:01I'm coming.
00:21:05Let me do it.
00:21:08Thank you, Mr. Feng.
00:21:09Come on.
00:21:10Have a seat.
00:21:17Yiyi, have a seat.
00:21:19Yiyi, have a seat.
00:21:22Don't be happy too soon.
00:21:23Although I'm here to eat,
00:21:25it doesn't mean
00:21:27I won't let Yiyi choose Fei.
00:21:30I brought her here
00:21:31because I...
00:21:32Enough.
00:21:33You don't want me to run away,
00:21:34so you have to carry her with you.
00:21:36Daughter,
00:21:37think about it.
00:21:39If you enter the palace,
00:21:40I can choose a post
00:21:42in the capital.
00:21:43With your qualifications,
00:21:45you can be a concubine
00:21:46and win His Majesty's favor
00:21:48and reach the pinnacle of life.
00:21:50It's not a dream at all.
00:21:53Mr. Feng,
00:21:55Yiyi is already 19 years old.
00:21:58This...
00:21:59It's not a big deal.
00:22:00It's not a big deal.
00:22:02Have you forgotten where I work?
00:22:04I work in the government office.
00:22:06There are many ways to deal with age issues.
00:22:08Besides,
00:22:09there are many people
00:22:11who can't eat the food of concubines.
00:22:20Let's eat.
00:22:24Mr. Feng,
00:22:25I think
00:22:26what you said
00:22:27is too biased.
00:22:29As far as I know,
00:22:30there are a lot of concubines
00:22:32who are sent to the Cold Palace every year.
00:22:34Every night,
00:22:35there is a loud cry
00:22:37in the Cold Palace.
00:22:39I don't know if it's a person or a ghost.
00:22:41It's not that serious.
00:22:43According to the Ministry of Justice,
00:22:44a woman
00:22:45is only 0.3%
00:22:47likely to be sent to the Cold Palace
00:22:49from the start of the election.
00:22:51That's because
00:22:52the probability of being selected
00:22:53is only 0.5%.
00:22:55Minus your 0.3%,
00:22:56that is to say,
00:22:57there is only a 40% chance
00:22:59of not being sent to the Cold Palace.
00:23:01All right, dad.
00:23:02I promise you
00:23:03I won't run anymore.
00:23:05But
00:23:06can you let me think about it for a few days?
00:23:08I'm really
00:23:09in a mess in my heart.
00:23:12Yiyi.
00:23:13You...
00:23:14Feng.
00:23:15Yiyi.
00:23:27Yiyi.
00:23:44Mr. Feng.
00:23:50It's Mr. Feng, right?
00:23:53Yes.
00:23:56What else?
00:23:57Well...
00:23:59Mr. Feng.
00:24:01You are in charge of
00:24:02the selection of students
00:24:03in Xiaoyao Town, right?
00:24:06Is there a problem?
00:24:07No, no, no.
00:24:09How can you drink alone?
00:24:11Let me accompany you.
00:24:16Miss Yu'er.
00:24:17It's already said on the notice.
00:24:19Sixteen to eighteen years old.
00:24:21At your age,
00:24:22Feng Mao can't help it.
00:24:26Wow.
00:24:27Mr. Feng.
00:24:28You really know everything.
00:24:30How did you know that
00:24:31I came to see you
00:24:32for the selection?
00:24:33The whole country
00:24:34doesn't want to participate in the selection.
00:24:36Probably
00:24:37only me
00:24:38as an unmarried girl.
00:24:40I also told him
00:24:42about the hatred.
00:24:44I can help him change his age.
00:24:46This...
00:24:47It's not good.
00:24:49The opportunity to enter the palace
00:24:51is not for everyone.
00:24:56Mr. Feng, you...
00:24:57You are really...
00:24:59You...
00:25:00You are really talented.
00:25:02You are really talented.
00:25:04You can solve
00:25:05such a difficult thing
00:25:06easily
00:25:07easily
00:25:08easily
00:25:10easily
00:25:11easily
00:25:12easily
00:25:13as if you were
00:25:14as if you were
00:25:16as if you were
00:25:24Even if you feed me
00:25:25this whole plate,
00:25:26I can't help you change it.
00:25:28Oh.
00:25:29Mr. Feng.
00:25:30You...
00:25:31Don't say
00:25:32such absolute words.
00:25:33Right?
00:25:36If
00:25:37Mr. Feng
00:25:38can help me
00:25:39change my age,
00:25:40I will help you
00:25:43persuade Feng Yi.
00:25:46Are you serious?
00:25:49If you can help me
00:25:50persuade Yi Yi,
00:25:51I can change your age
00:25:52to 80.
00:25:53Now,
00:25:54you can take
00:25:55the pension
00:25:56pension.
00:25:57No.
00:25:58I can change it to 17.
00:26:01As for Yi Yi,
00:26:02I think
00:26:03you should
00:26:04keep an eye on her
00:26:05for 24 hours.
00:26:07Leave it to me.
00:26:08I have my own way
00:26:09to persuade her.
00:26:17Ah.
00:26:18Yi Yi.
00:26:19Why did your father
00:26:20ask you to come out?
00:26:21Let's talk inside.
00:26:24Ah.
00:26:25Yu Er.
00:26:27Are you
00:26:28going to Xuanmei
00:26:29with Yi Yi?
00:26:30Do you know?
00:26:32Can you not go?
00:26:36Boss.
00:26:37I heard
00:26:38about you and Ah Lan.
00:26:39But I...
00:26:40Yu Er.
00:26:42Actually,
00:26:43the first time I saw you,
00:26:44I...
00:26:45I...
00:26:49Because I look like Ah Lan,
00:26:50right?
00:26:51Yu Er.
00:26:53You do look like Ah Lan.
00:26:55But
00:26:56I don't like you
00:26:57because you look like Ah Lan.
00:27:03Yi Yi.
00:27:04You must not go.
00:27:06Do you know
00:27:07how cruel those eunuchs are?
00:27:08They will make you
00:27:09face each other.
00:27:11They will check
00:27:12your body
00:27:13inch by inch.
00:27:14Check your scars.
00:27:16Peel off your skin.
00:27:18Dig deep into your soul.
00:27:20Stop it.
00:27:21Actually,
00:27:22I don't want to go either.
00:27:24But look at my father.
00:27:26I can't refuse him.
00:27:28Hey.
00:27:29I have an idea.
00:27:31You will act in a play.
00:27:33When you choose the show,
00:27:34you will deliberately embarrass yourself
00:27:35and let yourself be chosen.
00:27:37In this way,
00:27:38won't your father
00:27:39tell him?
00:27:40No.
00:27:41Why should I embarrass myself?
00:27:42Besides,
00:27:43I won't be chosen.
00:27:46How about this?
00:27:48You pretend to be Yi Yi
00:27:49and marry me.
00:27:51In this way,
00:27:52you won't meet the requirements.
00:27:54Xiao Wei.
00:27:55My father
00:27:56won't agree.
00:28:13What are you doing?
00:28:41What are you doing?
00:28:44Go to sleep.
00:28:45It's cool in your room.
00:28:47I know
00:28:48you are the sleeping guest
00:28:49sent by my father.
00:28:50No matter what you say,
00:28:51I won't
00:28:52participate in the selection.
00:28:55You are so ambitious.
00:28:58Unless
00:29:02you put me to sleep.
00:29:06Even if I sleep,
00:29:07I won't participate.
00:29:09Do you think
00:29:10I am so easy to be bought?
00:29:12I am here
00:29:13to tell you
00:29:15it's right
00:29:16if you don't participate.
00:29:17Think about it.
00:29:18If you participate in the selection,
00:29:20your father won't agree.
00:29:22It will be so embarrassing.
00:29:23You are so
00:29:25petty.
00:29:27It's so funny.
00:29:29I don't participate
00:29:30not because I am afraid I won't be chosen,
00:29:31but because
00:29:32I am afraid
00:29:33the one I want to be chosen
00:29:35will be squeezed.
00:29:38I like
00:29:39your attitude
00:29:40of deceiving yourself.
00:29:42How can a smart girl
00:29:43like Yiyi
00:29:44be taken down
00:29:45by the trick?
00:29:46Childish.
00:29:52I will participate in the selection tomorrow.
00:29:54Let's see who will be squeezed.
00:29:56It's over.
00:29:57OK.
00:29:59I
00:30:00like
00:30:01you who
00:30:02don't care about the consequences.
00:30:04Consequences?
00:30:05What consequences?
00:30:06Consequences?
00:30:08How about this?
00:30:10Let's
00:30:11see who will be squeezed
00:30:13and who will gain 10 pounds.
00:30:17OK.
00:30:19I will gain 20 pounds
00:30:20even if I am fat.
00:30:21I am better than you.
00:30:23Pull the hook.
00:30:25OK.
00:30:26Who is afraid of who?
00:30:37OK.
00:30:45OK.
00:30:47Yiyi.
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:50Why are you like a bear climbing a tree?
00:30:53The first step of physical assessment.
00:30:56Can't you
00:30:57be gentle?
00:30:59You...
00:31:01You imagine
00:31:02some beautiful things
00:31:03in your mind.
00:31:04For example,
00:31:05a little white rabbit,
00:31:07a little cat,
00:31:10a little ball,
00:31:13a little cow.
00:31:15OK.
00:31:16I will find a way.
00:31:25Yiyuan.
00:31:26Come here.
00:31:30Nice to meet you, teacher.
00:31:32Nice to meet you, teacher.
00:31:42Is he the teacher
00:31:44you are talking about?
00:31:45Yes.
00:31:46Nice to meet you,
00:31:47Ms. Hua.
00:31:49Hi.
00:31:52One tael of silver per day.
00:31:54Study hard.
00:31:55Do you hear me?
00:31:56Be smart.
00:31:59Ms. Hua.
00:32:00You are so smart.
00:32:02You are flattering me.
00:32:04Just call me Ms. Hua.
00:32:06Call me Huasheng.
00:32:08No, no.
00:32:09Call me teacher.
00:32:10Mr. Hua.
00:32:13Mr. Hua.
00:32:18Clench your butt.
00:32:19Weight can't be more than one hundred catties.
00:32:21Leg length must be
00:32:23two-thirds of the body.
00:32:26Don't relax.
00:32:28You...
00:32:29What are you doing?
00:32:30You can't use your eyes.
00:32:36Why don't you read it?
00:32:39You have reached
00:32:40the limit of psychological endurance.
00:32:44You
00:32:45solve a problem with Yun'er every day.
00:32:48Why haven't you learned anything?
00:32:50Hurry up.
00:32:51Practice with Ms. Hua.
00:32:54Otherwise,
00:32:55you are just a maid.
00:32:57You can make His Majesty angry.
00:33:00I can do it, too.
00:33:01I can
00:33:02cook.
00:33:04Get out of His Majesty's stomach.
00:33:08Just wait and see.
00:33:28Oh, no.
00:33:29Oh, no.
00:33:57You
00:33:58colorful thief.
00:33:59You...
00:34:28Have you ever seen
00:34:29such a serious colorful thief?
00:34:31Why are you peeping at me?
00:34:32I'm afraid you're under a lot of pressure
00:34:34and do something stupid.
00:34:36I have more than one bamboo.
00:34:43Yiyi.
00:34:44I just want to tell you.
00:34:45Even if...
00:34:46I mean even if...
00:34:47Even if you accidentally drop out,
00:34:49you are still
00:34:50the best in my heart.
00:34:52And I will wait for the wedding
00:34:55to welcome you back at any time.
00:34:56You are so nice.
00:35:07I can't kiss you.
00:35:08This kiss
00:35:09will wait until the day I marry you.
00:35:12It's late.
00:35:13I'm going back to rest.
00:35:26I'm going back to rest.
00:35:34Brother, I have a question.
00:35:36Go ahead.
00:35:37The roof is very secluded.
00:35:39Don't worry about the wall.
00:35:40Because there is no wall next to it.
00:35:42Hey,
00:35:43you on the roof.
00:35:44Be quiet.
00:35:46We are in class.
00:35:49Don't shout.
00:35:50That's not what I want to ask.
00:35:53I just want to ask
00:35:54if you have any way
00:35:55to let both of them stay.
00:35:58To be honest,
00:35:59I have already thought of a way.
00:36:01We will have a fake selection.
00:36:03During the game,
00:36:05we will attack them mercilessly.
00:36:07When they are in a bad mood,
00:36:11we will show up in time
00:36:12and take them down together.
00:36:15Oh, no.
00:36:25Oh, no.
00:36:29It seems that
00:36:30there is something wrong with my formula.
00:36:32If you are right,
00:36:33I won't get a bonus.
00:36:34It's not that serious.
00:36:35It's just a hot head.
00:36:37I have tried it so many times.
00:36:39No one said
00:36:40the popcorn I made was not delicious.
00:36:43Popcorn?
00:36:44I'll go.
00:36:45I'll go.
00:36:46I'll go.
00:36:49Oh, my God.
00:36:50It's so good.
00:36:52Tai Di's image
00:36:54is so beautiful.
00:36:56Wang Sheng will definitely like it.
00:36:59It seems that
00:37:00our plan to do bad things
00:37:01has failed.
00:37:02You can't say that.
00:37:03It's called
00:37:04a heartless trick.
00:37:06Have you touched it?
00:37:08Tai Di is going to bite someone.
00:37:10Yiyi.
00:37:12Yiyi.
00:37:13I'll save you.
00:37:14Who are you?
00:37:15I want to save you.
00:37:16Who let you in?
00:37:17Are you okay?
00:37:18Who let you in?
00:37:19How dare you look at that woman's hair?
00:37:21Be careful.
00:37:22How dare you look at that man's hair?
00:37:23He is a gentleman.
00:37:24No wonder women
00:37:25can't be elegant.
00:37:27Let's go.
00:37:28Let's go.
00:37:29Let's go.
00:37:30Get out.
00:37:31Let's go.
00:37:32Get out.
00:37:33Let's go.
00:37:34Let's go, Yiyi.
00:37:35It's okay.
00:37:36It's okay.
00:37:37Yiyi, it's okay.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39One.
00:37:40Two.
00:37:41Three.
00:37:42Four.
00:37:44Five.
00:37:45Six.
00:37:46Seven.
00:37:47Do it again.
00:37:49One.
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00:40:44If you make a fortune, don't turn your back on me.
00:40:48That's even more impossible.
00:40:50There's a saying,
00:40:52cats and dogs...
00:40:56Dogs are the life and death of a country.
00:40:59How can you deny it?
00:41:02Good poem.
00:41:04What good poem?
00:41:06Boss Zhang is talking about
00:41:08the five treasures of dog wealth.
00:41:11That's it!
00:41:14You see,
00:41:15a dog knows how to be grateful.
00:41:20Besides, we're human.
00:41:22That's right.
00:41:23Let's drink to this dog.
00:41:26Well said.
00:41:29This is just a normal commercial performance.
00:41:32You don't have to worry about it.
00:41:34Whoever acts like an official,
00:41:37I'll give him one tael of silver.
00:41:43He's too young.
00:41:46He has a beard.
00:41:50He knows how to fight.
00:41:53He's too handsome.
00:41:59Say something.
00:42:01What should I say?
00:42:02Did you eat it?
00:42:03No.
00:42:05I mean, did you eat it?
00:42:07No, I didn't.
00:42:08Fine, fine, fine.
00:42:09You win.
00:42:10Fine.
00:42:11Although dancing is the most important thing,
00:42:14in the face of so many wonderful dances,
00:42:17good behavior,
00:42:18and the competition,
00:42:21His Majesty prefers...
00:42:27seducing people.
00:42:31Although His Majesty's preferences are hard to figure out,
00:42:34but according to my
00:42:36uncomplete statistics of all the emperors
00:42:39in the world,
00:42:4386% of His Majesty likes
00:42:48to talk and play.
00:42:527% of His Majesty likes
00:42:55seducing people.
00:43:025% of His Majesty likes
00:43:05to be alone and mature.
00:43:08And 1% of His Majesty likes
00:43:14to bully people.
00:43:18So,
00:43:20you're the first one.
00:43:21Like this.
00:43:26It must leave a good impression on His Majesty.
00:43:30Come on.
00:43:31Sit here.
00:43:36You...
00:43:37You...
00:43:38Did you lose your hair?
00:43:40Forget it.
00:43:41I think you...
00:43:42You'll be the first one to be brushed off.
00:43:46Now,
00:43:47you take me as the emperor.
00:43:50Imagine the floor is the bed.
00:43:53Push me down.
00:43:55Yiyi,
00:43:56you first.
00:43:57Me?
00:43:58You.
00:44:00I'm coming.
00:44:06I'm coming for you.
00:44:10Brother.
00:44:11Brother.
00:44:12Why are you here?
00:44:15Brother,
00:44:16I found two eunuchs for you.
00:44:18You can play with your eunuchs.
00:44:22That's a good idea.
00:44:30Where are they?
00:44:31They are so heartless.
00:44:33How can they say they are brothers?
00:44:40Forget it.
00:44:42Everyone has his own ambition.
00:44:43They are afraid of danger.
00:44:45I can understand that.
00:44:47Let them go.
00:44:48Good.
00:44:49You are so generous.
00:44:51Yes.
00:44:52You are right.
00:44:57By the way, Kazi.
00:44:59Keep an eye on Zhang Guangxi.
00:45:01Don't make any mistake.
00:45:03Yes.
00:45:08The show begins.
00:45:16By the grace of heaven,
00:45:19the emperor summons you.
00:45:24The show begins.
00:45:32Do you have a story?
00:45:34I have a sweet voice.
00:45:36Good.
00:45:37Come on.
00:45:49I'm awake.
00:45:52If the emperor hears it,
00:45:54he will get epilepsy.
00:45:56Next.
00:45:57Old driver,
00:45:58take me to the car.
00:46:02I want to get on the old driver's car.
00:46:04It's like a tiger and a wolf.
00:46:08Do I need to sign up?
00:46:10I'm so nervous.
00:46:13I'm nervous, too.
00:46:25Calm down.
00:46:26She is the emperor's woman.
00:46:28What does it have to do with you?
00:46:30Do you have a story?
00:46:33When I was a little girl,
00:46:35my father was killed by robbers.
00:46:38My mother was sold to a shop
00:46:40and did the same thing.
00:46:43Grandma and I are the only ones left.
00:46:45We depend on each other.
00:46:47Grandma raised me with food.
00:46:51Stop.
00:46:52Life is bitter.
00:46:54It must be fate.
00:46:58Next.
00:47:00What are you doing?
00:47:01Do you know how hard I worked for Xue Fei?
00:47:05It's not fair.
00:47:06It's over.
00:47:07It's not fair.
00:47:09She is so good at writing,
00:47:10but she was eliminated.
00:47:12It's over.
00:47:13It's your turn.
00:47:18I...
00:47:24Next.
00:47:26I'm the next.
00:47:28I mean you are the next.
00:47:33Why?
00:47:34Why?
00:47:36Don't you know your age?
00:47:40We are choosing a concubine,
00:47:43not choosing a nanny.
00:47:45Don't touch me.
00:47:47The first one
00:47:48is older than my mother.
00:47:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:47:51It's not fair.
00:47:52Put it on.
00:47:53I'll report you to the police.
00:47:56Take it off.
00:47:57You...
00:47:58You are my enemies.
00:48:00I'm so angry.
00:48:04I'm so angry.
00:48:05Are you hungry?
00:48:06Are you tired?
00:48:14Amitabha.
00:48:17Amitabha.
00:48:20I won't lose this time.
00:48:22It's a tie.
00:48:24Next.
00:49:24Amitabha.
00:49:37Next.
00:49:40You are a good dancer.
00:49:43Your dance moves are too trendy.
00:49:47Some of your moves
00:49:49are a little bit
00:49:51a little bit too trendy.
00:49:55But it suits you.
00:49:58However,
00:50:00your hands
00:50:02are too rough.
00:50:05At that time,
00:50:06you have to
00:50:07polish His Majesty's face.
00:50:11Next.
00:50:12Thank you, eunuch.
00:50:17Are you hungry?
00:50:18Are you tired?
00:50:19Hurry up.
00:50:22Go away.
00:50:25You are such a bad daughter.
00:50:27Why don't you know
00:50:28how to take care of your brother?
00:50:31The eunuch is here.
00:50:41What?
00:50:51Arrest them all.
00:50:55Spare my life.
00:50:57We are just
00:50:58actors of the circus troupe.
00:51:00Speak.
00:51:01I know you.
00:51:15It's over, brother.
00:51:16It's all over.
00:51:18Don't listen to me.
00:51:19I'll show you the way.
00:51:21Hurry up.
00:51:25You.
00:51:26Come back.
00:51:27Dawei.
00:51:28Not bad.
00:51:29Do you believe
00:51:30that I'll seal your inn?
00:51:32Mr. Feng, it's a misunderstanding.
00:51:33It's a misunderstanding.
00:51:34They admitted it.
00:51:35It's a misunderstanding.
00:51:36Mr. Feng, listen to me.
00:51:37Well...
00:51:39The eunuch is here.
00:51:40What's wrong?
00:51:41It's not good
00:51:42to make a scene like this.
00:51:43I have an idea.
00:51:45Look.
00:51:46I'll provide you
00:51:47wine, melon seeds, and drinks.
00:51:48You'll be in charge of flattering.
00:51:49What do you think?
00:51:53Deal.
00:52:08Mr. Envoy.
00:52:09This is a token
00:52:10of our people
00:52:12in Xiaoyao Town.
00:52:14What does it mean?
00:52:15It's a token.
00:52:18It's not a token.
00:52:20It's a small token.
00:52:22I find you
00:52:23interesting.
00:52:24Actually,
00:52:25I don't mean anything else.
00:52:27Then,
00:52:28I'm sorry.
00:52:30I'm sorry.
00:52:31I'm interested
00:52:33in you.
00:52:35Let's get started.
00:52:36Okay.
00:53:06What are you doing?
00:53:24What are you doing?
00:53:28What are you doing?
00:53:29Back off.
00:53:32You're so annoying.
00:53:35Didn't I tell you not to do that?
00:53:36Why did you make me do it?
00:53:38Next one.
00:53:39Next one.
00:53:40Oh my god.
00:54:06Oh my god.
00:54:28Oh my god.
00:54:39This is good.
00:55:01Good.
00:55:03Go to the back palace.
00:55:04You're chosen.
00:55:16Yiyi.
00:55:18How about
00:55:19we don't participate in it?
00:55:26All right.
00:55:46What are you singing?
00:55:47I don't understand.
00:55:48Next one.
00:55:49Next one.
00:55:50Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast.
00:56:00Bravo!
00:56:03Here, have another one.
00:56:06Are there any other contestants? If there aren't, we'll go home.
00:56:09There is.
00:56:11Yi Yi, your bones are strong, your muscles are strong.
00:56:15Your waist dance is limited.
00:56:19Since you are so determined,
00:56:21I'll teach you this water show dance.
00:56:34Remember, use explosive force to swing the sleeves.
00:56:37The heart is broken, the bones are broken.
00:56:49Don't look, don't look.
00:57:09Bravo!
00:57:14You're the one, you made it!
00:57:18Yeah!
00:57:19Good!
00:57:20Good!
00:57:21My Lord!
00:57:25What a big treasure!
00:57:27Where can we find it?
00:57:28I don't know where to look for it.
00:57:39Well, sister Yun'er.
00:57:42I just can't get over it.
00:57:44So I want to compete with you.
00:57:46I don't really want to compete with you.
00:57:48In fact, I think it's good for us to compete together.
00:57:52In this way, when we compete, we can have a companion.
00:57:56Are you willing to let our shopkeeper go?
00:57:59He is usually so good to you.
00:58:03Good or not, I have my own ideas.
00:58:08I tell you.
00:58:09For a woman, only competition can make her feel alive.
00:58:17Yiyi.
00:58:19Listen.
00:58:20Look at her consciousness.
00:58:27I think.
00:58:28For a man.
00:58:30Only when you are an official can you feel that you are really living in this world.
00:58:36My father has no chance in this life.
00:58:38But you still have a daughter.
00:58:40These people in the inn can only delay your good things.
00:58:45Did you see it?
00:58:46I sleep here tonight.
00:58:48Not a fly can fly out.
00:58:50Come with me to the capital with the imperial envoy tomorrow morning.
00:58:53Don't even think about running away.
00:59:11Close the door.
00:59:16Xiaowei.
00:59:20Brother.
00:59:21I am so desperate.
00:59:24They are going to attack the team tomorrow.
00:59:27What should we do?
00:59:29You are desperate.
00:59:31Brother is desperate with you.
00:59:40Yiyi.
00:59:46There is a man outside the man.
00:59:48There is a sky outside the sky.
00:59:49I thought we were the only ones who were selected.
00:59:51Yiyi.
00:59:52Remember to write to dad when you get to the capital.
00:59:56Vice Minister Feng.
00:59:57Bye bye.
00:59:58Bye bye.
00:59:59Let's go.
01:00:00Let's go.
01:00:01Vice Minister Feng.
01:00:02Then I will leave first.
01:00:03Goodbye.
01:00:04Get up.
01:00:07Yiyi.
01:00:10Yuan'er.
01:00:13Yiyi.
01:00:14I won't let you go even if you die.
01:00:18Yiyi.
01:00:23Who are you?
01:00:24I am the head here.
01:00:26There is a letter for you.
01:00:33The selected people will arrive tomorrow.
01:00:37Don't mention selected people to me in the future.
01:00:40Selected people.
01:00:41Selected people.
01:00:43Oh my god.
01:00:47They will arrive tomorrow.
01:00:49Who was the imperial envoy just now?
01:01:06Stop.
01:01:13This sand is mine.
01:01:15This tree is mine.
01:01:17If you want to cross this road,
01:01:21you have to leave a lot of money.
01:01:31I am the boss.
01:01:32The rules.
01:01:36It's them.
01:01:37That...
01:01:38fly.
01:01:39Let's run quickly.
01:01:40It doesn't matter.
01:01:41There are so many people around us.
01:01:43Nothing will happen.
01:01:47Boss Zhang.
01:01:50You.
01:01:51Hug.
01:01:53Hug.
01:01:54What's going on?
01:01:56Hug.
01:01:57Comfortable.
01:01:58Comfortable.
01:01:59Really comfortable.
01:02:00I know.
01:02:01If you want to defeat the enemy,
01:02:02you must know the enemy in depth.
01:02:06The imperial envoy's trick is really high.
01:02:10Let me tell you.
01:02:11My imperial envoy's trick.
01:02:12I'm so tired.
01:02:14Take it.
01:02:17Why don't you change me next time?
01:02:19You have to...
01:02:20He has to pretend to be a lady.
01:02:21Old treasure.
01:02:22Annoying.
01:02:24Boss Zhang.
01:02:25It's really amazing.
01:02:26Just a little cost of clothing.
01:02:28Just got so many cows.
01:02:31Big brother.
01:02:32Wait until we have enough fun.
01:02:33Sell them to the brothel again.
01:02:35Help you develop the third industry.
01:02:37Relieve the single crisis.
01:02:39Leave me a part.
01:02:41Be a housewife.
01:02:43So.
01:02:44They are a team.
01:02:46It's over.
01:02:48What should I do?
01:02:53Did you hear anything?
01:02:55Two.
01:03:00Just one person.
01:03:01Everyone down there, listen to me.
01:03:04You have been surrounded.
01:03:06Hurry up and surrender.
01:03:10Go.
01:03:12Go.
01:03:18Let me do it.
01:03:20Come on.
01:03:21I'm here.
01:03:31Be honest.
01:03:34Come on.
01:03:59Big brother.
01:04:01It's amazing.
01:04:02The rest.
01:04:03Let me do it.
01:04:08Let you do it.
01:04:09Let you do it.
01:04:14Big brother.
01:04:15It hurts.
01:04:18He hit me.
01:04:19Kill him.
01:04:20Kill him.
01:04:23Cut him.
01:04:25Stop.
01:04:26Go.
01:04:27Vice Minister Fang.
01:04:28Help.
01:04:32Kill.
01:04:34It's my father.
01:04:44Be honest.
01:04:47Don't move.
01:04:58Aunt.
01:04:59You have experienced so many things.
01:05:01Did your father change his view of us?
01:05:04Since those thieves fell into the net.
01:05:06He never said that you were a group of dogs.
01:05:09And he also dismissed the idea of ​​letting me enter the palace.
01:05:11Decided to rely on the image of patting the horse.
01:05:16Come on.
01:05:17Don't say it.
01:05:18Drink a bowl of soup.
01:05:21After the prime minister was demoted.
01:05:23The financial crisis has passed.
01:05:25Don't you think it's strange?
01:05:27Really.
01:05:28The people are rich.
01:05:30But they don't eat at home.
01:05:32I'm so tired of running around these days.
01:05:37It's expensive.
01:05:38I'm coming.
01:05:40I'll read it for you.
01:05:41I'll read it for you.
01:05:44Really.
01:05:45Aunt.
01:05:46When can we...
01:05:49Let me go.
01:05:52You little bastard.
01:05:53I haven't promised you to my daughter yet.
01:05:55Come here.
01:05:56Come here.
01:05:57Where are you going?
01:05:58Come here.
01:05:59I'm willing to.
01:06:00I'm willing to.
01:06:01Come here.
01:06:02I'm a hero.
01:06:03I'm a hero.
01:06:04Come here.
01:06:05Come here.