Emmerdale 9th August 2024
Emmerdale 9th August 2024
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00:05🎵 Psycho Tessa! 🎵
00:08🎵 Psycho Tessa! 🎵
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00:13Oh my god.
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00:17Hello.
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00:25Lethal combo that, innit?
00:27Sweaty, sexy and health conscious.
00:30Oh, hold on.
00:32He's doing stretches now, look.
00:34Oh, can't seem to stop looking,
00:36short of jabbing my own eyes out.
00:38What are you two staring at?
00:40Just wondering who that is.
00:42You know, in a community minded
00:44landlady kind of way.
00:46Oh, stopped outside Vicks.
00:48Oh no!
00:50Eric said something about
00:52a random half-brother of hers
00:54turning up at a funeral yesterday.
00:56I bet that's him. Apparently they share the same dad.
00:58Share the same dad?
01:00He's Jack's son? No, that can't be right, can it?
01:02Well, it is. How do you know?
01:04What are we all looking at?
01:06I met him yesterday, his van broke down.
01:08Met who? Who is that?
01:10Just some idiot.
01:12Oh, he's gone inside now.
01:16Full disclosure, now.
01:18What do you want me to say? It's nothing to tell.
01:20Well, he's Annie and Robert's half-brother,
01:22it's kind of a big deal, love.
01:24Hey, Sarah, do you know anything about this? What?
01:27Some secret half-brother of your dad's turning up.
01:29What?
01:35Hey,
01:37something alright? No,
01:39I can't find the cattle passport for the auction.
01:41It was here the other day, somebody must have moved it.
01:43I had a bit of a tidy round earlier.
01:45It's been here somewhere.
01:47What did you do that for?
01:49Because the place needs it, alright? Meaning what exactly?
01:51Meaning nothing.
01:53Is it at the auction at ten?
01:55Yep.
01:59Anything I can do to help?
02:01No.
02:03Actually, you could move the rest of the herd down to the bottom field.
02:05Right, I thought you
02:07needed that field for the new cattle
02:09because I've just moved them out of it.
02:11Right, so basically you're just going around making extra work for me.
02:13I was just trying to help, alright?
02:15That's why I took the boys to holiday camp
02:17and then I was maybe going to do some of your deliveries
02:19but I'm not bothered next time, eh?
02:21Well, thank goodness for that.
02:24I've got to go.
02:26See you later, take care, bye.
02:28You slept with him?
02:30Robert's brother?
02:32I didn't know that at the time, did I?
02:34I'm not a complete idiot.
02:36This is what I hate about you and your hook-ups.
02:38He could have been anyone.
02:40But anyone would have been better than this, wouldn't it?
02:42Of all the messed up bad luck.
02:44Well, it's not ideal.
02:46Agreed.
02:48And what if he says something to Vic?
02:50Tells her about us?
02:53I mean, you didn't even know his name at the time.
02:55Right.
02:57If this is going to turn into some sort of lecture...
02:59It's not.
03:01I mean, it's not what people normally do, is it?
03:03Broadcast the sex lives to virtual strangers like Vic.
03:05Normal people know,
03:07but the guy's obviously a bit of a weirdo
03:09and he wouldn't have drove off and left me.
03:11I think you're worrying too much.
03:13It's not just that, Mum.
03:15It's...
03:17You brought everything back.
03:19About Robert, you know?
03:21I can't go back there again.
03:30How was your run?
03:32Fine.
03:34Oh, so you didn't get lost on the route, I suggested.
03:36Got back, didn't I?
03:38I'll stick the kettle on, then.
03:40I can make you some toast if you want.
03:42Not for me, Ta. I'm ready for the off.
03:44But I thought the garage said it'd take a few days to fix your van.
03:46I've decided I can't wait that long.
03:48Besides, they're fitting a radiator, not a new engine.
03:51You're making such a meal of it.
03:53You sound like my dad.
03:55He was no-nonsense, didn't suffer fools.
03:57I thought we weren't doing this.
03:59Yeah, sorry.
04:01It's just hard when you remind me of him so much.
04:03This is why I didn't want to stay here.
04:05OK, I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.
04:07Makes no odds now.
04:09I'm going.
04:11Vic?
04:13Chas said something about a half-brother of yours.
04:15Can you look?
04:17Um, hey, you must be John.
04:19I'm Andy's daughter.
04:21Andy. That's the adopted one, right?
04:23We haven't talked much about stuff.
04:25It's not that straightforward, Sarah.
04:27Well, why isn't it?
04:29Come on, I've got loads of questions.
04:33Flipping actress.
04:35Is that you?
04:37No.
04:39What are you looking at?
04:41Pack it in, you see.
04:43Oh, now I really want to know, let's see.
04:45I'm just making a profile for me.
04:48You've what done, Paige?
04:50It's short for financial domination.
04:52Look, I thought you might help with me.
04:54Cash flow thing.
04:56OK, this is bonkers.
04:58You think it's a bit OTT?
05:00You see, there's a fine line between, like,
05:02you know, bossy and crazy lady.
05:04The whole flipping idea's crazy.
05:06You can't do it.
05:08Why can't I?
05:10Oh, what, take money off blokes who get the kicks
05:12from being told off, then ripped off?
05:14Hardly a strong lifestyle choice, is it?
05:16This is just a way of getting fast cash
05:18into Maddy Mandy's bossy bank.
05:20Please tell me you're not using your real name.
05:22No, obviously.
05:24But you're going to have to put a picture on there.
05:26Oh, yeah, I know that.
05:28Actually, I need your opinion on that.
05:30Why are you doing that gurning face?
05:32You look like Miss Trenchbolt.
05:34There's been no missing face.
05:36Well, you can't use it. People will recognise you.
05:38So what am I meant to do?
05:40Forget the whole thing.
05:42Look, people you meet on there,
05:45they will not be nice.
05:47Trust someone who's done stuff for money
05:49they're not proud of.
05:51But that's why it's great, because it's online, it's safe.
05:53Yeah, but things can snowball.
05:55Before you know it,
05:57you're agreeing to stuff you're not comfortable with.
05:59Listen, look what happened to Emelia.
06:01She wasn't even doing anything dodgy.
06:03I hear you, right?
06:05And I will be careful,
06:07but this seems like a win-win.
06:09You know, I'm a bossy cow for free.
06:11Why not earn from it?
06:14Sorry, I don't like it.
06:16But if I can't stop you, then
06:18please just don't tell me anymore.
06:20Because
06:22I'll only worry about what could go wrong.
06:28So you always knew Jack was your dad,
06:30but you never spoke about getting in touch with him?
06:32That's her asking, so you can't have a go at me?
06:34Never wanted to.
06:36Look,
06:38Mum said she wrote to him when I was little.
06:40Sent a picture of me, explained everything.
06:42He never replied.
06:44But you never mentioned a letter yesterday.
06:46It was my mum's funeral.
06:48What's it matter, anyway?
06:50Maybe he never got the letter.
06:52More of a romantic way to look at it, isn't it?
06:54Shame I'm a realist.
06:56Apart from the fact that you didn't know him.
06:58You would have never ignored something that important.
07:00Yeah, what if Vic's right?
07:02You genuinely didn't know that you existed.
07:04That'd be so sad.
07:06Actually, it wouldn't have made a fat lot of difference.
07:08I had an old man who gave her stuff about me
07:11and my life has been fine.
07:13I'm not a victim here.
07:15No one's saying that you are.
07:17Why are you looking at me like some object of pity?
07:19Sorry, but I'm done here.
07:31Is that your wedding speech?
07:33No, it's stuffed in a drawer at home.
07:35Hopefully when I get back it might be a little bit funnier.
07:37I'm just making a list of stuff for Italy
07:39that I went through in my wardrobe
07:41and it's not quite cutting it.
07:43Says who? Mandy?
07:45No, me, actually.
07:47Thought I might get myself a linen shirt,
07:49some floppy trousers, a pair of sandals.
07:51Go a bit more stylish.
07:53Blimey, wow.
07:55Well, in that case, you might not want this tacky load of stuff.
07:57What's that?
07:59Well, you know, it's just a pre-wedding present for you and Mandy.
08:03His and her slippers.
08:06Bride and groom?
08:08Rubber ducks?
08:10They were only meant to be daft. I thought they'd make you smile.
08:12Did you?
08:14Yeah. Anyway, they were cluttering up the back of the wardrobe,
08:16so seeing as you two are getting wed, I thought I'd dig them out.
08:20Chas?
08:22Somebody buy them for us?
08:26So what if they did, all right? They haven't been used.
08:28Mandy loves a bit of kitsch, doesn't she?
08:32The main thing is that we're giving with good intention.
08:35I hope you two will be really happy.
08:37Yeah. You know, matching slippers
08:39and our tacky little bath toys.
08:41Exactly!
08:43I know it took me a while to get my head around you two.
08:45Stopped myself from being jealous
08:47about Eve having a step-mum.
08:49But I have done.
08:51And I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such a hard time.
08:53She don't deserve it.
08:55I appreciate you saying that.
08:57Everyone can see she'd do anything for you.
08:59She's a good one, Paddy.
09:01She is.
09:03I'm happy.
09:05Which is pretty amazing, second time round.
09:07After 25 years.
09:09Ah, there we go, being jealous again.
09:13Just don't let anybody ruin what you've got.
09:15I won't.
09:17Thanks, Chas.
09:19Oh, Trace.
09:21Sorry for keeping you waiting. What can I get you?
09:25Just a white wine, please.
09:27Thanks, Chas.
09:30Hey.
09:32What are you up to?
09:34What are you staring at?
09:36That numpty.
09:38Right.
09:40Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry
09:42if we upset you earlier.
09:44You didn't.
09:46I'd have to care for that weapon.
09:48And you don't, right?
09:50You're all strangers to me.
09:52We're not even related, right?
09:54Your dad was adopted.
09:56I see. Thanks for that.
09:58You all right, Sarah?
10:00Sarah?
10:04What have you said to her?
10:06You know, you're fast becoming a nag.
10:08Is that right, is it?
10:10What is your game?
10:12Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me?
10:14Did I know you used to be with some random
10:16I've never met but happen to share genes with?
10:18No.
10:20Oddly.
10:22Here's one for you, though.
10:24Anyone ever told you you were insanely paranoid?
10:27And a bit of a whiner.
10:29Say that again.
10:35Which bit?
10:37That you're paranoid
10:39or a whiner?
10:41What is your problem?
10:43You lot.
10:45I don't need any of you
10:47only no one's getting the message.
10:51Especially you.
10:57Shit.
10:59Oi!
11:01What's going on?
11:03Nothing. Just having a little chat.
11:07Somebody's teaching him a lesson.
11:09Just leave it.
11:13He'll have my van fixed by tomorrow.
11:15Can give it a wash, too, yeah?
11:19That's a good lad.
11:27You alright?
11:29Is Aaron about?
11:31No.
11:33Can you tell him I popped in?
11:35Just wanted a word.
11:37Not his secretary.
11:39Nice one, Jimmy. Thanks for your help.
11:41I'm trying to work something out
11:43but the figures, I can't make a man up.
11:45We lost a big client yesterday.
11:47Oh, yeah? I'm sorry to hear that.
11:49Yeah.
11:51Well, I've got to go.
11:53Bye.
11:55I'm sorry to hear that.
11:59Are you for me or Hawley's scrap?
12:01I'm sorry?
12:03Hawley, I, er...
12:05I seem to be wearing both hats today.
12:07Arthur Blakefield.
12:09Traffic examiner for the Vehicle Compliance Agency.
12:11I'm here regarding
12:13Home James Haulage
12:15and a tachograph check.
12:17Yeah, we had one of them not long back.
12:19I didn't think we'd do another for ages.
12:21We do unscheduled checks from time to time.
12:24My vehicles are out on jobs today.
12:26It's probably best you come back another time.
12:28I wouldn't want to waste your time.
12:30Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity, don't you think?
12:34If we start with the trucks parked up in the lane...
12:36I'll leave you to it, Jimmy.
12:40Right, I'll, er...
12:42get the keys.
12:50Now what?
12:53Paddy was talking to Chas
12:55about you in the pub earlier.
12:57What were they saying?
12:59Just how happy you both are.
13:03Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:05and ditch this whole online thing?
13:07Yes, I'm sure.
13:09I'm not asking Paddy to rescue me, Trace.
13:11Dingle!
13:13I stand on my own two feet.
13:15OK, so if Paddy came to you
13:17with money problems,
13:19that would change the way you feel about him, would it?
13:21Well, but if I go begging to Paddy,
13:23then, yeah, it'd change how I feel about me.
13:25Especially when the solution is staring me right in the face.
13:27OK, fine, I give up. It's your call.
13:29But if you are going to do this,
13:31you need to be savvy about it.
13:33Take down that photo
13:35and wear something that masks your identity.
13:37Shall I put some tights over me? I'd like a bank robber.
13:39You stay smart.
13:41I'll stay if he kicks.
13:43Thanks, Mum.
13:45All right.
13:47I need to upload this new profile pic
13:50and get it live.
13:54Are you done, then?
13:56Afraid so.
13:58And?
14:00You've exceeded your legal driving limits.
14:02Are you sure?
14:04I don't guess the figures, Mr King.
14:06I've checked all the readings twice.
14:08Right, only I can't really see how that's happened.
14:10You've 28 days to pay the fine.
14:12And if I want to appeal?
14:14If there's been an admin mistake
14:16or a rotor error?
14:18I've got a list on the back.
14:20But it won't make any difference.
14:22The rules are clear.
14:24The figures are there in black and white.
14:26To be honest,
14:28I've been struggling lately.
14:30Like a lot of small businesses.
14:32I can't afford
14:34a hefty fine like this.
14:36Should have thought about that
14:38before you wrote the law.
14:40Bye, then.
14:43No.
14:45No, that's too capricious.
14:47Oh.
14:49No, don't be stupid, Amanda.
14:51You can't put tights around your head.
14:53Oh, maybe.
14:55Yeah, maybe.
14:57Oh, yeah.
15:01Oh, yeah.
15:03I guess that'll do.
15:05Yeah.
15:07Oh.
15:09Oh.
15:13Uploaded.
15:17Oh.
15:19Hiya.
15:21Mrs. Soon-to-be
15:23Dingle Dingle.
15:25I pass.
15:27What are you doing?
15:29Nothing.
15:31Dressing up?
15:33No.
15:35So, sorry, what were you on about there?
15:38We could double barrel it
15:40and take each other's names
15:42and then you don't miss out on getting a new one.
15:44I don't want to be Dingle Dingle.
15:46Sounds like a phone ringing.
15:48Fair point.
15:50Good job I'm joking, then, innit?
15:52So, what are you doing?
15:54Nothing.
15:56Oh, this?
15:58No, I'm just having a nosy
16:00at some hen party props
16:02that Layla was chucking.
16:04You big kid.
16:07You don't know what's in there yet?
16:09I'll take a look later, yeah.
16:11Oh, that's why you've popped back.
16:13Yeah, well,
16:15that and just to see what you were up to.
16:17I had a client cancel and
16:19got a spare half an hour.
16:21Oh, I'd love to, but
16:23I'm due back at the salon any sec, you know.
16:25Can't be turning customers away
16:27when there's a wedding to pay for.
16:29Yeah, of course. Silly idea, really.
16:31Right, I'll leave you to it.
16:33Oh, thank you, Pat.
16:35Oh, I...
16:37I love you.
16:39I love you, too!
16:43Oh, my God.
16:45Right.
16:49Here goes.
16:51Right. It's for real.
16:53Yeah, it's for real now.
16:59Here goes.
17:01Madame Diamante Dales.
17:05PHONE BEEPS
17:07SIGHS
17:10Four footballs.
17:12We're not even halfway through the holidays.
17:14Eh?
17:16That's how many the boys have gone through.
17:18Shit got her teeth into this one.
17:20I'm trying to fix it, but it's out.
17:24Something up?
17:28We've had a visit at the yard.
17:30A tachograph inspection.
17:32And?
17:35Oh, tell me you won't over your hours.
17:42I've been trying to squeeze in
17:44a few extra runs.
17:46Try to make the books look a bit healthier.
17:48Yeah?
17:50They're not going to look very healthy
17:52after you've paid this, are they?
17:54If we can pay it at all, now that we've lost Gorman's.
17:56Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:58I didn't think it was a risk.
18:00I was going to alter the figures
18:02before our next routine inspection.
18:04This examiner turns up out of the blue.
18:06Oh, God.
18:10The truth is
18:14when I'm behind the wheel
18:16it stops me thinking
18:18about Angel.
18:20I thought I was killing two birds.
18:22More like killing any chance
18:24of our business staying afloat.
18:26We rely
18:28on that extra income from the haulage, Jimmy.
18:30We're stuffed without it.
18:33God.
18:49Did you get a result?
18:51No, sir.
18:53We agreed 500, right?
18:55Yeah.
18:57I had a chat with an ex-colleague of mine.
18:59I think I might have been underselling my services.
19:02You got me for a steal, basically.
19:04Well, you've not really had to do anything.
19:06And?
19:08So what? You want to hike up the price?
19:10I think it's worth a grand, yeah.
19:14All right, I'll tell you what.
19:16I'm not going to give you any money.
19:18I don't like people being greedy moving the corporeals.
19:20That's not how I do business.
19:22You can't do that.
19:24Of course I can. What are you going to do?
19:26Tell your boss?
19:28You'll get sacked if they know you're bent.
19:32All right?
19:34Yeah, better than that.
19:36We've got a great price for the herd.
19:40Aw.
19:42Look at you, cracking home with the boys, T.
19:44I don't reckon there's many blokes as useful
19:46and as sexy as you are.
19:52I'm going to go and get a drink.
19:54I'm going to get a drink.
19:56I'm going to get a drink.
19:58I'm going to get a drink.
20:00Sorry, have I missed something?
20:02What? I don't follow.
20:04Well, you were in a funny mood earlier.
20:06You had a right go at me.
20:08Was I?
20:10Was I? You couldn't do right for doing wrong.
20:12Well, I'm fine now.
20:14Unless you'd rather have an argument, obviously.
20:16Well, why would I want to do that?
20:18Good. I'll just go and grab a shower
20:20and get ready for dinner.
20:26You know, what's up with you wouldn't go amiss, though.
20:29Yeah, there's something seriously off
20:31with him, you know.
20:33Really? I hadn't noticed.
20:41I mean, what gives him the right to just throw his weight around?
20:43I mean, that's twice he's nearly gone for you.
20:45Let's just talk about something else.
20:47No, I mean, there must be more to it.
20:49Like, he is hellbent
20:51on winding you up.
20:53Well, you've met him.
20:55You don't seem to have a tuss about anything.
20:57Not yet, anyway.
20:59Meaning?
21:01Meaning
21:03I think
21:05that it's time that you and I joined forces again.
21:09Wipe that smug grin off his face.
21:11Properly teach him a lesson.
21:13What do you say?
21:15Do you really have to ask that?
21:17That's why I love you.