Aankhein Phad Phad Ke Uss Ladki Ki Taraf Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho _ Asrani _ Anupam Kher _ Taqdeerwala

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00:00Hello, police station?

00:25Police station?

00:55Gober ke uple?

00:57Haan.

00:58Inhe dekhne mein kya rakha hai?

01:00Inhe dekhkar aapko koi shanka nahi ho rahi hai.

01:02Kis baat ki shanka bhai?

01:04Koi shanka nahi ho rahi hai.

01:05Kuch nahi ho raha hai.

01:06Thodi si, itni si bhi shanka nahi ho rahi hai.

01:08Achcha tum batao tumko kis baat ki shanka ho rahi hai?

01:11Hamari shanka yeh hai ki gaaye de diwaar par chad kar gober kiya kaise.

01:26Yeh...

01:27Kis tarah ka character hai?

01:31Munna.

01:32Dara idhar aana.

01:33Hmm?

01:34Hmm.

01:37Tumhara gaon kaunsa hai?

01:38Yampuri.

01:40Yampuri?

01:41Hmm.

01:42Jila kaunsa hai?

01:43Nahi.

01:44Waha jila wala kuch nahi hota.

01:45Jila nahi hota?

01:46Hmm.

01:47Bilkul nahi.

01:48Achcha yeh batao ke yeh huliya kya bana rakha hai?

01:52Yeh hamari gaon ka latest fashion.

01:54Latest?

01:55Fashion.

01:56Fashion.

01:58Achcha.

01:59Yeh...

02:00Tumhara gaon jaane ke liye kaunsi bus mein chad kar jaana padta hai?

02:04Hamari gaon jaane ke liye bus mein chad kar nahi jaate.

02:07Bus ke neeche girr kar jaate.

02:10Bus ke neeche?

02:11Neeche gire?

02:12Toh jaate hai.

02:19Bada jeeb aadni hai.

02:21Yeh mujhe samajhta kya hai?

02:23Shut up!

02:24Kya ke naagrik dekhenge toh kya samjhenge?

02:27Okay.

02:30Tum mujhe samajhta kya be?

02:32Be?

02:33Aapne mujhe be kaha?

02:35Neech!

02:36Aadharmi!

02:37Tere sar ke hazaar tukde hoon.

02:39Tere sar ke hazaar tukde hoon?

02:41Impossible!

02:43Shut up!

02:48Yeh sundari.

02:49Kaha hai hamare prabhu?

02:51Ham hai yam.

02:56Arre! Arre!

02:57Arre kya hua?

03:03Yeh kaise vastra dharan kar le hain prabhu?

03:06Modern style.

03:08Aap angrezi bhi seekh gaye?

03:11Chitragupt,

03:12is balika ke saath rehkar hamne

03:14A, B, C, D sab seekh daali.

03:18Wah prabhu!

03:19Aap toh bahut kuch seekh gaye.

03:21Leave that Chitragupt.

03:23And tell me,

03:24where is my future book?

03:27Where is my future book?

03:29Wo sab samajh gaya prabhu.

03:30Bhavishwani na.

03:31Yes.

03:32Sara nagar chhaan maara kahi nahi mili.

03:34Is chakkar mein ek paagal police wala mil gaya tha.

03:37Usne alag meri jaan khaali prabhu.

03:40Toh aisa kyu nahi karte ki

03:41police station jaa kar complaint likhwa dete hain.

03:43Aur wo log pustak ko aise dhool nikaalenge.

03:45Sahi kaha tumne.

03:46Do like that.

03:47Jo aagya prabhu.

03:48Chitragupt,

03:49iss suitcase mein hamare saare abhushan hain.

03:52Ji.

03:53Iss suitcase ko apne kabze mein le lo.

03:56Yes.

03:57Bahut achcha maaraj.

03:59Wah!

04:00Hum gir kar kahaan se kahaan aa gaye.

04:03Pehle manishyon ke paapon ka hisaap kitaab likhne ki padhi nahi parte.

04:07Ab istar itna gir gaya,

04:09ki iss suitcase uthane ki naubat aa gaye.

04:11Kya khusur khusur kar rahe ho?

04:13Kuch nahi prabhu.

04:14Main prasannita se chalte hain.

04:16Main prasannita se chalte raha ho.

04:18Toh baar jaake chalko.

04:19Ji.

04:20Go.

04:21Go.

04:22Go.

04:23Yeh aapne kya kar diya?

04:24Saare abhushan usko de diye.

04:25Koi chura ke le gaya toh?

04:26Don't fear.

04:27Chitragupt aur hamare alawa duniya ke saare logon ko hamare zevar,

04:31kachre ke samaan lagenge.

04:33Napete jao.

04:34Napete jao.

04:35Saab, mera purse gum ho gaya hain.

04:37Kahaan gum ho gaya hain?

04:38Cinema hall mein.

04:39Itne paise the?

04:40Ek hazaar rupeya tha, saab.

04:42Ek hazaar rupeya.

04:43Theek hai.

04:44Mil gaya toh rakh lenge.

04:45Nahi mila toh lota denge.

04:46Next.

04:47Saabji, hamari ek pustak kho gaya hain.

04:50Kahaan kho gaya?

04:51Aakash mein.

04:52Aakash.

04:57Aakash mein?

04:58Tum aakash mein kyun gaye the?

05:00Baadlo mein hamari ek meeting thi.

05:03Baadlo mein?

05:04Meeting.

05:05Meeting.

05:06Meeting.

05:07Meeting.

05:08Acha, baith jao.

05:09Baith jao.

05:10Yeh aadmi mujhe samajhta kya hai?

05:12Aaj mat.

05:13Chahar ke naagrik dekh rahe hain.

05:16Yeh kya hai?

05:17Yeh suitcase hai.

05:18Wo toh main bhi dekh raho.

05:20Magar yeh suitcase ke andar kya hai?

05:22Heere motiyon se jari kanth mala hain.

05:24Ratan jade baazoo band.

05:26Kade, kundal aur nav ratan jada mukud.

05:29Okay, okay.

05:30I see.

05:31Okay.

05:32You see.

05:33Let us see.

05:36Yeh kya?

05:38Isme kya hai, munda?

05:40Heere motiyon se jari kanth mala hain.

05:42Ratan jade baazoo band.

05:44Kade, kundal aur nav ratan jada mukud.

05:49Yeh aadmi mujhe seriously kyon nahi leh raha hai?

05:52Jumpe hai.

05:54Kyon sahabji?

05:55Itne abhushan dekh kar chakkar aa gaya na?

05:59Aayega.

06:00Zaroor aayega.

06:01Sabko chakkar aayega.

06:02Lekin pehle, tum us pustak ki baat karo.

06:04After all, us pustak ki complaint likhane,

06:06tum police station chal kar aaye ho.

06:08Matlab, wo pustak bahut hi important hai.

06:11Jee sahabji.

06:12Aisi kya khaas baat hai us pustak mein?

06:15Kiske praan kab haran karne hai, usme sab likha hai.

06:21Is aadmi ka character meri pakad mein nahi aa raha.

06:23Mera naam sunkar ache ache terroriston ko terror ka fever ho jata hai.

06:27Lekin yeh ajeeb aadmi hai.

06:28Hit list ki kitab kho gayi hai,

06:30toh uski report likhane mere paas chala aaya hai.

06:32Tumko kya lagta hai?

06:33Iske peeche kiski backing hai?

06:36Shut up!

06:39Haan toh Munna, tum kya keh rahe the ki us kitab mein,

06:42kiski jaan kab leni hai, yeh sab likha hua hai.

06:45Jee sahabji.

06:47Toh kya us kitab mein, mera naam bhi likha hai?

06:50Hundred percent likha hai.

06:54Sundari, yeh heme cream khatam hota hi,

06:56doosri heme cream foran leya na?

06:58Nahi, nahi.

06:59Is tarah darjanon ki hisaab se ice cream khaoge,

07:01toh sardi ho jayegi.

07:02Jao, hum tum se baat nahi karte.

07:03Arey, aise baat baat mein,

07:04bachon ki tarah moh phalaoge, toh kaise chalega?

07:07Hum tum se naraz hai.

07:10Naraz hona toh mujhe bhi aata hai.

07:12Jao na.

07:16Bhaiya, chau Manila ice cream dele.

07:18Hey ladki, zarah hume bhi ice cream khilala.

07:24Dekhe, dekhe, mujhe unh gundon se bachaye.

07:26Dekhe, wo aa rahe hai.

07:27Arey, please, meri baat toh suniye.

07:28Dekhe, wo aa rahe hai, bohot khatam naak hai.

07:30Dekhe, please bachaye.

07:32Hum bachayenge toh heme cream khilaoge?

07:35Arey, ek bhi poori dukaan kharid doge.

07:37Dekhe, wo aa rahe hai, bachaye.

07:39Hey chogre, idhara.

07:40Hey mano, yeh dushtata kis liye?

07:43Jao, ghar jao.

07:44Hey.

07:46Yeh kya hai?

07:47Hamara hatiyar hai.

07:48Acha, tumhara hatiyar hai?

07:50Toh yeh hamara hatiyar hai.

07:53Yeh naatak company ki gada se hamara kya karlega?

07:56Dekh lo.

08:05Arey.

08:11Yam hai hum.

08:36Yam hai hum.

08:39Bye.

08:40Aisa kisne decide kiya tum logon ka?

08:43Sehar mein ek naya dada aaya hai, bhaiya.

08:45Ek hi mara aur yeh haal ho gaya.

08:47Thoo.

08:48Hamre batch ka ijjat khaak mein decide kiya?

08:51Arey, tum logon ka haaki kidar hai?

08:54Toot gayi, bhaiya.

08:56Us dada ke paas ek gada hai, bhaiya.

08:58Us gada ke saamne apni haakiyan chikna choor ho gayi, bhaiya.

09:03Hum ek film ke andar chain aur haaki ka fashion dekha.

09:08Toh apne gang ka naam haaki batch decide kiya.

09:14Ab yeh gada ka fashion kaise aagaya re?

09:17Pata nahi.

09:23Aaj se haaki ban aur gada suru.

09:33Yeh boot kya hai?

09:35Yeh jeans kya hai?

09:37Yeh gada kya hai?

09:39Kitne maje se mein pankhe ke niche baith kar akhbaar ke liye editorial likhta tha.

09:44In gundon ne mujhe editor se fighter bana diya.

09:48Toot.

09:52Yeh mooki thehli se kaisa sabat ghirara hai?

09:55Nahi, nahi.

09:56Main kuch nahi ghirara hai.

09:57Ek aur model karega?

09:59Nahi, nahi.

10:00Ek aur model karega?

10:02Nahi, ek hi murder karke mein andar hi andar tadap raha hoon.

10:05Doosra kalle bahar se bhi tadapega?

10:07Nahi.

10:10Chhot.

10:14Are yeh dekh.

10:16Chain bag ki chakariya aa rahi hai.

10:19Chelo, zara datke decide karna.

10:22Inspector Ranjeet sleeping.

10:24Sorry, sorry.

10:25Inspector Ranjeet speaking.

10:27Haan?

10:28Haan?

10:29Abhi aaya.

10:32Stop it.

10:33Inspector Ranjeet aa raha hai.

10:42Haan?

10:43Haan?

10:44Haan?

10:45Haan?

10:46Haan?

10:47Haan?

10:48Haan?

10:49Haan?

10:50Haan?

10:51Haan?

10:52Haan?

10:56Abe drama shurukar.

10:58Duryodhan, tu kaahe ko is gada ko aate ki tare goondh rahae?

11:02Hum dies gada se tera dhingaa toode...

11:04Hei, ek kya dhandali hori hai.

11:06Dhandali hi nahi hori Sir, hum log dyha hai ki Mahabharat ka dheerama khel raha hain.

11:11Mahabharat ka Deemama?

11:13Leken mujhe toh kisniye phone pe kabar diti, ki yahan sabardath kuch dhanga ho raha hai?

11:18Konu galt Kabar diya hei, Sahib.

11:20Hey! Who gave him the wrong information?

11:26Who is standing here like a puppet?

11:28Krishna Kanhaiyaa of Vrindavan.

11:31The apple of everyone's eye.

11:33Krishna Kanhaiyaa, sir.

11:35Hello.

11:38Then where is his flute?

11:40He won't play the flute.

11:42That's why I have brought a donkey instead of a flute.

11:45It's stronger, isn't it?

11:46Okay. Okay. Okay.

11:50Yes.

11:51It's very strong.

11:53Who is this girl?

11:55I think she has neither read Mahabharat..

11:58..nor watched B. R. Chopra's TV serial.

12:01She is Draupadi.

12:03Okay. Okay. Okay.

12:05Hello.

12:08From now on, tie your hair like me.

12:11Yes.

12:13And you don't have to roam around with these weapons on the streets.

12:17Got it?

12:18What?

12:19These weapons?

12:21These weapons are for knives, bombs and pistols.

12:24You have decided to use this stupid donkey's weapon.

12:28What is this?

12:29I am asking him questions and he is asking me questions.

12:32How dare he?

12:34What will the citizens of the city think of me if they come to know?

12:38He always teases me. Shut up!

12:40Hey!

12:43Where did all these disappear?

12:49His name is inspector Ranjeet.

12:51No one has ever been able to defeat him.

12:53Everyone got scared of my fury and ran away.

13:02Turn back.

13:05Sir.

13:06Run. Listen. Listen.

13:07Sir, the jeep is here.

13:09Let the jeep run first. Run.

13:10Move. Move.

13:12Sir.

13:18Hey!

13:33You?

13:34Yes, it's me.

13:35What are you looking at, little Ravan?

13:38By the grace of God, I have decided the car.

13:41And I have also decided the palace.

13:45That day you promised to give me Rs. 1000 and left.

13:48I was waiting for you all night.

13:51I kept getting drenched in the rain.

13:53And I was holding my bed due to cold and fever.

13:55But when God comes to give, he tears the roof.

13:59And from my roof, a...

14:00Enough. Enough.

14:02His destiny has been fulfilled.

14:03And he has become a lucky man.

14:05Yes. From today, I am the owner of my destiny.

14:08I have got my destiny.

14:10Pandu.

14:14Take this.

14:16Rs. 100,000.

14:17Give tea to your friends on my behalf.

14:21Okay?

14:33Guru. Guru.

14:36Am I awake or dreaming?

14:41Just to have tea, he decided to give me Rs. 100,000.

14:47It means that he lives in the Lanka of money.

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