SuperMarioTales: Englishman with an Omelet
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00:00Hi, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales, I'm Bob the Tomato, and I'm Larry the Cucumber,
00:15and we're here to answer your questions.
00:19Right.
00:21Now, we got a letter today from a kid named Jimmy, who lives in a place near Texas somewhere.
00:33Yeah, Texas.
00:35This kid, Jimmy, says that he knows this other kid named...
00:41Jerry.
00:42Yeah, sure, Jerry.
00:45This other kid named Jerry.
00:47Now, Jimmy said that this kid, Jerry, is so selfish,
00:53one of the most selfish kids in the whole world.
00:57So selfish, it just makes you sick.
01:02No, he's not.
01:04Who's not?
01:05Jerry.
01:06He's not selfish.
01:08He's nice.
01:09No, he's selfish.
01:11Remember the letter?
01:14No, Jimmy said Jerry was nice and that other kid, Hubert, was selfish.
01:20Hubert?
01:21Yeah, Hubert.
01:24Who's gonna name their kid Hubert?
01:27Look, Jerry, Larry, in the letter we got today from that kid Jimmy, who lives near Texas somewhere,
01:34it said that his friend Jerry was selfish.
01:38That's what it said.
01:39Remember?
01:40You want a piece of me?
01:42Hey, whoa, oh, man, you're the one that said Jerry.
01:47Hey, what's going on here?
01:51Yeah, what are you guys doing?
01:55Hi there, I'm Bob the Tomato.
01:59And I'm not selfish.
02:01You're not Bob the Tomato.
02:03I'm Bob the Tomato.
02:06Jimmy? Jerry?
02:08Is that you?
02:10What in the world are you guys doing?
02:13Oh, man, we were just trying to help you guys out.
02:18Yeah, help.
02:19We figured you needed a break.
02:22Break? I just had a break.
02:24I don't need another one.
02:26Oh, come on, Bob, please let us do this.
02:29We've been wanting to host a show ever since Dave and the Giant Pickle.
02:34I don't know about this.
02:36I'm not sure I...
02:37We got a story.
02:40You do?
02:41Yeah, we do.
02:42Jerry wrote it himself.
02:44Right, Jerry?
02:45That's right, Jimmy.
02:46I got a story.
02:48Well, what's it about?
02:50It teaches kids not to be selfish.
02:54Huh.
02:55Well, that's a good thing to teach kids, I suppose.
02:58Maybe if you've got a good story...
03:01Oh, thanks, Bob.
03:03You won't be sorry.
03:04You'll see.
03:06What's it called?
03:07It's called...
03:09I don't know.
03:10Jerry, what's it called?
03:12It's called The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All The Bananas.
03:20Catchy.
03:21Well, then, if you'll excuse us, we've got a show to do.
03:25Oh, okay.
03:29Break a leg.
03:32Well, Jimmy from near Texas,
03:35here's a story for you to show that other selfish kid.
03:40Hubert, roll film.
03:47Uh, roll film.
03:53The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All The Bananas.
04:06Hello, I'm the Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All The Bananas,
04:11leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no bananas
04:15and therefore bestowing the term selfish upon myself.
04:19You're so selfish!
04:22I know, but I've got all the bananas.
04:28Hubert, aren't you going to eat them?
04:32Aren't you going to eat them?
04:34Why, of course not.
04:36You can't eat bananas without strawberries.
04:42Hello, I'm the Swede Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All The Strawberries,
04:48leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no strawberries
04:51and therefore bestowing the term selfish upon myself.
04:56You're not Swedish.
04:59Shhh!
05:03You're so selfish!
05:06I know, but I've got all the strawberries.
05:12Well, aren't you going to eat them?
05:16Oh no, you can't eat strawberries without bananas.
05:24Pardon me, good Swede, could you spare a strawberry?
05:30Uh, no.
05:32You're so selfish!
05:38Excuse me, Mr. Englishman, could I trouble you for a banana?
05:43Uh, no.
05:45You're so selfish!
05:53You guys are not so bright!
05:57The End
06:27You can note how media neglects the song of communion.
06:32Stay tuned!
06:57Um, um, this is me at Sunshine Airport.
07:02This is my aunt Ruth.
07:04This is me at a bulrush fight.
07:07This is me fighting the bulrush.
07:11This is me and the bulrush.
07:15This is me and the bulrush and I think that's the bulrush's cousin.
07:19He's just a boo.
07:22Hold it!
07:24You call this a multimedia bed?
07:27This is a slide projector and a bed sheet.
07:31And what on earth is this a boo, anyway?
07:34It's kind of like a cow.
07:37See?
07:38Yes.
07:39Well, very good.
07:41This could be interesting.
07:43Carry on!
07:45They boo!
07:48Sing it with me!
07:50They boo!
07:52Sing it!
07:59Boy is riding with the boo.
08:01Boy is riding with the boo.
08:03Into town and his canoe.
08:06Into town and his canoe.
08:08Sixth devil is rowing and sneezing.
08:11A-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo-moo-moo.
08:14A-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo-moo-moo-moo.
08:20Hippo chewing on bamboo.
08:22Kinzie boy and three sad boo.
08:24Sad sad boo is growing and crying.
08:26Boo-hoo-moo-moo...
08:34They boo!
08:36Say boo!
08:38They boo!
08:41Say boo!
08:44A-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo-moo,oo, oh a-choo-moo-moo, a-choo-moo-moo-moo-moo, moo, a-choo-moo-moo, oh a choo-moo-moo, moo, bo right!
08:48It was seen by Mews and Boos.
08:50It was seen by Mews and Boos.
08:51Tried to tell the other two.
08:52Tried to tell the other two.
08:53Mews and Boos was waving and grunting.
08:55Mews and Boos was waving and grunting.
08:58Mews and Boos was waving and grunting.
09:06Uh-oh.
09:09Wait! What happens next?
09:13Does the Hoppo see them?
09:15Is the poor Mews and Boos successful in communicating the immediate danger to the other passengers?
09:20Is the body injured?
09:22Why is the sad Mews and Boos sad?
09:25Is the canoe wood or aluminum?
09:39You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that.
09:43You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you.
09:47This is quite disappointing.
09:49I'm going to have to speak to Mario about this.
09:52Oh look, a Cebu.
09:54Cebu!
09:58No, wait.
10:00That's a buffalo fur.
10:01No more song about Cebu.
10:03Need another course or two.
10:06Audience is scaring and leaving.
10:08Bye-bye-boo, bye-bye-boo, bye-bye-boo, bye-bye-boo.
10:11I want my money back.
10:14Yeah, that'd be good.
10:20Hi kids, I'm Bob the Tomato.
10:22And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
10:24Welcome to VeggieTales.
10:26Now, Larry and I have gotten a lot of letters with questions about sharing.
10:30We sure have.
10:31When do I have to share?
10:33Why do I have to share?
10:34Whatever happened to funny and share?
10:36Questions, questions, questions.
10:39Yeah, anyway, we decided to tackle all your sharing questions in one show.
10:45So...
10:45Oh, yes, yes, Bob, Bob.
10:49What is it, Archibald?
10:51We're in the middle of a show.
10:52Oh, yes, exactly.
10:54I couldn't help but notice that you let Jimmy and Johnny put on a show.
10:59Yeah, but it didn't work out very well.
11:02Understandably so, them being them and all.
11:05You see, I've noticed that to date,
11:08VeggieTales has been somewhat lacking in the taste and culture department.
11:12Your point?
11:13I'd like to do a show.
11:17It'll be great.
11:18You'll love it.
11:21It's about sharing, Bob.
11:24Oh, alright.
11:26But if you get into any trouble, let us know, okay?
11:29Oh, don't worry about a thing.
11:32Prepare to be dazzled.
11:34Alright, fellows, bring out the set.
11:38Oh, you're really in for a treat.
11:41Fireplace!
11:41The fireplace!
11:42The chair!
11:43The chair!
11:43The wardrobe!
11:44The wardrobe!
11:45The ambiance!
11:46Ambiance!
11:49Oh, it's just like you wanted.
11:51Exactly.
11:52Oh, yes, lovely.
11:55Thank you for joining us this evening for what promises to be
11:59a cultural tour de force of veggie programming.
12:04For our first story, we present the world's first all-vegetable staging
12:08of Shakespeare's classic, Hamlet.
12:13Did you get the script?
12:14Well, actually, this Hamlet, she was very hard to find.
12:19But we found something very similar.
12:21Oh, similar?
12:24Omelette?
12:25Just the name, she makes you hungry, no?
12:27What?
12:28Archibald, is everything alright?
12:31What? Oh, yes, of course.
12:34Then, well, off we go, presenting Shakespeare's classic, Omelette.
12:50His Majesty, the troubled Prince Omelette, requests his dairy eggs.
12:56Cooked light and fluffy.
12:59Doth not the troubled Prince know that these are the last eggs in the entire kingdom?
13:06But of course. Why do you think he is troubled?
13:09Will the Prince not share his eggs with his starving people?
13:13Perhaps he'll think about that over lunch.
13:18The Prince's eggs coming up.
13:21Ow!
13:25Woe is me! I am troubled.
13:29Alas, forsooth, the country is rapidly running out of eggs.
13:33The people are starving, and I am helpless to help them.
13:38What will become of my kingdom?
13:43Aha! Something's cooking in the state of Denmark.
13:48Your eggs, Prince Omelette.
13:50Cooked light and fluffy.
13:53The last eggs in the kingdom.
13:56The last, poor yolks.
13:58I'll chew them well, Horatio.
14:03But soft, it is Ophelia.
14:07But soft, it is Ophelia.
14:10But I don't want to do it. It's embarrassing.
14:14Don't be ridiculous. It's tradition.
14:16In Shakespeare's day, all the women's roles were played by men.
14:21I think we're gonna get letters about this.
14:24It is I, the fair Ophelia.
14:30Pray thee, what news, fair Ophelia?
14:33I beseech thee, m'lady.
14:36Oh, my lord, I come with disparaging news.
14:41More bad news?
14:42The people, m'lord, they're starving.
14:45There are not enough eggs for them.
14:48Meanwhile, you feast on eggs every day.
14:52Cooked light and fluffy.
14:53This rottenness that has beset our fair kingdom.
14:58And on top of that, my eggs are getting cold.
15:02Oh, my troubled prince.
15:04I beseech and implore thee.
15:08Please share.
15:10Share your eggs with the people.
15:13Share my eggs?
15:15Share my eggs?
15:16Then I won't have any.
15:18What are you thinking, fair Ophelia?
15:22Simply this.
15:23God says he likes it when we share our blessings.
15:29Goodbye.
15:31Can I take this off now?
15:35To eat or not to eat?
15:37That is the question.
15:40Whether it is nobler to share my eggs,
15:43cooked light and fluffy,
15:45or to scarf down the whole thing myself.
15:49To share or not to share?
15:56What you doing there, young lad?
15:59Just playing, your highness.
16:03Are you just going to keep playing like that along?
16:07I don't know.
16:08Would you like to share my game?
16:11Well, sure.
16:12Playing's the thing.
16:13Great.
16:14Just guess where you think my ships are.
16:17Oh, okay.
16:19To be.
16:20Not to be.
16:21Drat.
16:22Your turn.
16:23Hey, what's that?
16:24Oh, that would be my eggs.
16:27Cooked light and fluffy.
16:29It looks quite yummy.
16:31Might I try a bite?
16:33Ah, I, I, um, well.
16:37Um.
16:40Sure.
16:41Sure you can.
16:44Hey.
16:45What?
16:46Methinks I just shared with you.
16:49Didn't I?
16:50Methinks you did.
16:51Ha.
16:52Sharing.
16:53You know, that wasn't so bad.
16:55Actually, it felt pretty good.
16:58You called, your highness?
17:00No, not yet.
17:01My mistake.
17:03Oh, servant.
17:04You called, your highness?
17:07Yes.
17:08Call everyone together.
17:09I have an announcement to make.
17:11Mary, your highness?
17:17Good people of Denmark.
17:19I have decided to share my eggs with you.
17:24Yay!
17:25But, sire, there aren't enough eggs to go around.
17:30Where do you find these eggs, anyway?
17:32You know.
17:33They're the little white round things that come out of chickens.
17:36What?
17:37We thought those were ping pong balls.
17:39We got plenty of those.
17:41Eggs cooked light and fluffy for everyone.
17:46Yay!
17:48I have an idea.
17:50Why don't we name these light and fluffy eggs after our beloved prince?
17:57I give you the omelette.
18:01Yay!
18:03Hey, boss.
18:04Where might I find some toast?
18:06Get thee to a bakery.
18:10Did you understand any of that?
18:12Not a word.
18:19And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.
18:22The popular show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
18:26Just a moment!
18:27Wait!
18:28Stop talking!
18:29Excuse me.
18:30I have an announcement.
18:31Ahem.
18:32Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to
18:36and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song,
18:40management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment.
18:46Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicant's sense of artistry
18:51and all-around propriety.
18:55So what are you saying?
18:57I'm saying Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice.
19:07Oh yeah?
19:08Well then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?
19:11I'm sure you'll figure something out.
19:17Now it's time for Mario Party 4 Songs with Wario.
19:22It's time for Mario Party 4 Songs with Wario.
19:25The part of the show where Wario comes out and sings a Mario Party 4 song.
19:35He said to her, I like a cheeseburger
19:39And I might like a milkshake as well
19:44She said to him, I can't give you either
19:48And he said, isn't this Burger Bell?
19:52She said, yes it is but we're closed now
19:56But we open tomorrow at ten
20:01He said, I am extremely hungry
20:05But I guess I should wait until then
20:11The door is the burger
20:14It's the only cheeseburger
20:17It'll wait for you, oh yeah
20:19It'll wait for you, oh
20:21You are a cheeseburger
20:23A tasty cheeseburger
20:25It'll wait for you, oh
20:28Oh, we will wait for you
20:40He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
20:44He may have dozed off once or twice
20:48When he spotted a bell for Courtney's
20:53Making the next forehead rise
20:57How could he resist such an offer?
21:02He really needed something to munch
21:06Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
21:11He'll eat and be back here for lunch
21:16Cause you're his cheeseburger
21:19His precious cheeseburger
21:21He'll be back for you, oh
21:23He'll be back for you, oh
21:25Oh, we so love cheeseburgers
21:28Oh, lovely cheeseburgers
21:30He'll be back for you, oh
21:33Oh, he'll be back for you
21:39Cause he loves you, cheeseburger
21:41With all his heart
21:43And there ain't nothing gonna
21:45Tear you to pieces
21:47That you can't work up
21:49So he'll be around for some cheese
21:51He'll work it all on him
21:53And he'll get to know you
21:55So he'll know that you haven't
21:57Wrapped up cheese in the dirt
21:59And he will work it up for you
22:01Work it up for you
22:03He'll work that cheese up just for you
22:09You are his cheeseburger
22:26I thought you were going to sing
22:28About growing up in Connecticut
22:30This has been Mario Party
22:32Four songs with Wario
22:34Don't you next have to hear Wario say
22:37I grew up in New Jersey
23:07I thought you were going to sing
23:09About growing up in Connecticut
23:11This has been Mario Party
23:13Four songs with Wario
23:15Don't you next have to hear
23:17Wario say
23:19I grew up in New Jersey
23:21This has been Mario Party
23:23Four songs with Wario
23:25Don't you next have to hear
23:27Wario say
23:29I grew up in New Jersey
23:31This has been Mario Party
23:33Four songs with Wario
23:36Four songs with Wario
23:38Don't you next have to hear
23:40Wario say
23:42I grew up in New Jersey
23:44This has been Mario Party
23:46Four songs with Wario
23:48Don't you next have to hear
23:50Wario say
23:52I grew up in New Jersey
23:54This has been Mario Party
23:56Four songs with Wario
23:58Don't you next have to hear
24:00Wario say
24:02I grew up in New Jersey
24:04This has been Mario Party
24:06Four songs with Wario
24:08Don't you next have to hear
24:10Wario say
24:12I grew up in New Jersey
24:14This has been Mario Party
24:16Four songs with Wario
24:18Don't you next have to hear
24:20Wario say
24:22I grew up in New Jersey
24:24This has been Mario Party
24:26Four songs with Wario
24:28Don't you next have to hear
24:30Wario say
24:32I grew up in New Jersey
24:34This has been Mario Party
24:36Four songs with Wario
24:38Don't you next have to hear
24:40Wario say
24:42I grew up in New Jersey
24:44This has been Mario Party
24:46Four songs with Wario
24:48Don't you next have to hear
24:50Wario say
24:52I grew up in New Jersey
24:54This has been Mario Party
24:56Four songs with Wario
24:58Don't you next have to hear