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00:00William likes girls who are modern.
00:02And if it's true that William likes a girl,
00:05I'm sure she's Danish.
00:07Cheers!
00:12What did you say to William?
00:14He tried to hook up with me and said I wasn't interested.
00:17No! God damn it!
00:19What the hell is going on?
00:21Do you like Mads?
00:23No.
00:24But you said you liked her.
00:26No, I don't.
00:28No?
00:29William doesn't like me.
00:32I'm yours, I'm yours.
00:35Why does the blood always stick to your teeth?
00:37Mama, stop giving me grief.
00:39Why does the blood always stick to your teeth?
00:41Mama, stop giving me grief.
00:43Why does the blood always stick to your teeth?
00:45Mama, stop giving me grief.
00:52You said it was in my house.
00:54I didn't say it was in your house. I said it was right next door.
00:57I followed Google Maps. It's Halal.
00:59I followed Google Maps. It's Halal to me from Tillhemsdal.
01:02I don't like that.
01:04It's shorter than from Oslo to Hemsdal.
01:06What are we going to do here? It's nowhere.
01:12Who's he?
01:29Hi.
01:45Hi.
01:51I've prepared a cabin for you.
01:55Okay. Prepared what?
02:00The only thing is that...
02:03...the electrical system is a bit...
02:06...unstable.
02:09Just be careful.
02:15So you're helping Grandma with the cabin or something?
02:23Yes.
02:30Okay.
02:35Bye.
02:49My name is Kasper.
02:55Okay.
02:59Bye.
03:11What a fucking crazy guy.
03:15It's good that she's helping Grandma with the cabin.
03:18But he was a bit weird.
03:20Just because people are a bit different outside the cabin...
03:23...doesn't mean he's crazy.
03:29Bye.
03:45He said,
03:47You're so cute, but I have to stop you.
03:50Is it because you like another girl?
03:52He also said,
03:54It's because I'm not interested.
03:57I just don't get it, because he's hot and then he's cold...
03:59...and then he's hot and then he's cold.
04:02If we had stayed in Hamsa, you know...
04:05...you could have gotten a real rebound hook.
04:08Your grandma is a bit weird. What's that?
04:11It's like when Kasper and I met on the way up here.
04:14Maybe Kasper is keen on being a rebound hook.
04:17Hey, maybe there's someone on Tinder?
04:19There's no one who can deal with William anyway.
04:23It's only like 20 kilometers away.
04:26Maybe there's someone on Yodel?
04:34There's no one on Yodel.
04:37I'm not kidding.
04:39That's actually the first time I've experienced it.
04:41We've lost contact with the world.
04:43I wrote,
04:44Hi.
04:45Can someone hear us?
04:47Are there any fat people out there?
04:50I wonder what William is thinking right now.
04:53Hey, can we talk about boys all the time?
04:58What else can we do? There's nothing to do here.
05:02We're on a cabin tour. We have to play a game or...
05:06...or something.
05:08Isn't there a game here, Chris?
05:10TP.
05:11No, not TP.
05:14Do you really have to wear that hijab all the time?
05:19Why?
05:20Are you stressed out?
05:24No, but...
05:26We're just girls, aren't we?
05:28We're not allowed to wear it.
05:30But it's a hijab.
05:32But it's a hijab.
05:33But it's a hijab.
05:34You're not allowed to wear it.
05:36You're not allowed to wear it.
05:38You're not allowed to wear it.
05:40You're not allowed to wear it.
05:42We're just girls, so you're not allowed to wear it.
05:47Wille, no one is forcing me to wear it.
05:50I'm wearing it because I want to.
05:52Okay, I have something much better than a game.
05:55I have a Ouija board.
05:57What is it?
05:59It's really fun.
06:01You can ask questions and I'll answer them.
06:05For example...
06:07What is William thinking right now?
06:10Yes, but we're playing that.
06:13Okay, I'm going to bed.
06:15Why?
06:17You're not superstitious, are you?
06:20Good night.
06:26Okay, let's play.
06:32Dear Ondar, who is here now.
06:35Does Jonas still have feelings for me?
06:40No.
06:48You can't see anything.
07:00Are you so smart, Grace?
07:02I swear it's not me.
07:10I knew it.
07:12So fucking stupid.
07:14Why is it stupid?
07:16We can't be friends if he still has feelings for me.
07:19You shouldn't have put him at William's party.
07:22He was really jealous.
07:24Okay, but now it's my turn.
07:27Dear Ondar, what is William thinking right now?
07:35I don't know.
07:37I don't know.
08:07I don't know.
08:37Is someone here?
08:39Who?
08:40No, now it's my turn, William.
08:42You can't just jump over me.
08:44Can you ask who?
08:46No.
08:47Why not?
08:48Because I'm not wondering what William is thinking.
08:51I'm wondering about other things.
08:53Like...
08:55Dear Ondar...
08:57Why don't we...
08:59Sana join the Ouija board?
09:07Okay.
09:38Insane.
09:40I knew it.
09:42I knew there was something wrong with her.
09:46Like, for example, that she goes to that hijab all the time.
09:50What's that got to do with it?
09:53It's pretty mysterious.
09:57It's your turn, Grace.
09:59Can you ask who William is thinking of?
10:01No, I'm not going to ask about your man.
10:04I'm going to ask about my man.
10:06Okay?
10:07Anne.
10:08Let's talk about Isaac.
10:11Why does he want to be with that stupid Sara?
10:34Why does he want to be with that stupid Sara?
10:39Who?
11:09Homo?
11:21Now those spirits don't have crack or what's going on now.
11:26Let's take a break now.
11:28No, now it's my turn.
11:29I want to ask who William is thinking of.
11:33We can just take a break.
11:36It's my turn. I've been waiting all this time for it to be my turn.
11:39Can't we take a break after they've asked my question?
11:44I don't think the spirits are that serious if they say that Isaac is homo.
12:02Eva.
12:07Okay, who the fuck is it now?
12:09Huh?
12:12Is it you?
12:13It's me, Eva.
12:16Someone has answered on URL and it says,
12:20Does Jonas still have feelings for me?
12:249.
12:25What is William thinking right now?
12:299.
12:30Why doesn't Sara want to be on our Ouija board?
12:33Are you kidding me?
12:372016.
12:39Spirits are on our Ouija board.
12:41From Very Close.
12:51Is it you?
12:53No, I promise.
12:58I saw that you were on your phone.
13:00You're the only one who could have been.
13:02It wasn't me.
13:03Then look at your phone.
13:04Why should I look at my phone?
13:06So I can see it was you who did it.
13:08Look at your phone.
13:09I said it wasn't me who did it.
13:12Why are you so afraid to show your phone?
13:15What is happening now?
13:22When I woke up today, it was as if a light had come on for me.
13:27Because William is Russian.
13:29And when you're Russian, you don't want to lose a loved one.
13:33Everyone knows that.
13:35And even if he had a lot of feelings for me,
13:37he can't fulfill them.
13:40Because he knows it's better to refuse me now,
13:44than to hurt me in Russian time.
13:46And I'm not saying that I think he has feelings for me.
13:49I'm just thinking that what the spirits said,
13:52and the fact that he's thinking of someone here,
13:54is a little remarkable.
14:01Do you want a round stick?
14:03No, thank you.
14:06Why not?
14:08Because I have gluten allergy.
14:13You don't have gluten allergy?
14:15Yes, I have all the symptoms for it.
14:18Which ones?
14:20Eye problems, hair loss, breathing problems, and dizziness.
14:24And I'm tired and tired all the time.
14:26Yes, you still don't get it.
14:31Yes, I've sent a message to grandma,
14:33and asked if anyone was looking for Kasper.
14:38Maybe it was Kasper who answered us on the floor last night.
14:43What did he answer on the floor?
14:45He's the guy who wrote everything we said.
14:56It's him.
15:00What happened?
15:03I got a message from grandma.
15:06Who's Kasper? There's no guy helping me with the cabin.
15:11The next day.
15:34Do you want me to try and write,
15:36Who are you on the floor?
15:39Who are you?
15:42You're not going to get an answer.
15:46Yes.
15:48One more time.
15:50There's only one way forward.
15:56Look at me.
16:01Can I ask you if you're sick?
16:08Why do you ask?
16:11Okay, we're not getting a bus today.
16:15No.
16:17I was just wondering.
16:20Yeah, there's no bus leaving until tomorrow.
16:22Are you kidding me?
16:25Hello, folks.
16:27Can we just relax for a bit?
16:30Are you serious that Kasper is out to get us?
16:39Tell me it was like that.
16:41What is he going to do?
16:43We're five.
16:44He's one.
16:46He's pretty small now.
16:54Yeah, but now we're stuck here.
16:56At least we can try to make some good atmosphere.
17:00If you clean up a bit,
17:03I can go make some food.
17:07Would you like to join me?
17:10Why?
17:12Because we're on a cabin tour.
17:15Everyone needs help.
17:32Do you cut your own?
17:34In slices?
17:45What are we making?
17:47The tortilla.
17:53Do you need potatoes for the tortilla?
17:56Yes.
18:01I don't really like potatoes.
18:04Why not?
18:09I just don't like them.
18:12And they're pretty unhealthy.
18:18No, wild potatoes are not unhealthy.
18:21Your body needs potatoes.
18:26Do you know what I like about potatoes?
18:33Potatoes have a lot of firmness.
18:37And that's good for you.
18:39You who say you're so relaxed and tired all the time.
18:47And it has C-vitamins.
18:49That's good for the body.
18:51Yes.
18:53C-vitamins.
18:55C-vitamins are antioxidants.
18:59They're harmless.
19:01They're free radicals.
19:06Free radicals are not good.
19:09They can cause cancer.
19:14And old age.
19:18That's true.
19:21C-vitamins can fix that.
19:23Isn't that cool?
19:25Yes.
19:28And now we're going to cut the eggs.
19:32Eggs are full of proteins.
19:35And if you want to get strong when you do sit-ups,
19:39and you want to get belly muscles, you need proteins.
19:44And eggs actually have all eight amino acids
19:50that are needed for you to get muscles in your body.
20:00Did you know that eggs also increase inflammation?
20:08No.
20:15Why do you know so much about food?
20:31Have you ever taken a self-response course?
20:34I've taken a cooking course.
20:36I can't sleep at night.
20:38If we sleep at night.
20:41If we sleep at night.
20:43Girls, no matter what happens, we won't split up.
20:48That's what they always do in horror movies.
20:50And then you die.
20:51I don't understand what he wants.
20:53He wants to have sex.
20:55It's the only thing men want.
20:57You also want to.
20:59I also want to have sex, but not with him right now.
21:02We're not going to talk about sex now.
21:04Maybe for another reason, but I'm not ready for it yet.
21:07But what are we going to do?
21:10We just have to think about it.
21:12If your grandma doesn't answer soon, we'll have to call the police.
21:16I haven't gotten an answer yet.
21:18The police can't do anything.
21:21Of course they can.
21:24It's just like stalking us.
21:27That's what the police is for.
21:31Put your phone down.
21:36There's something I want to tell you.
21:40What is it?
21:54But you can't have sex.
21:56I can't have sex more than I already have.
22:02Vilde?
22:03Yes?
22:05Do you remember asking me why I never wear a hijab?
22:08Yes.
22:13The hijab makes it...
22:16I don't know how to explain it.
22:19But when I wear it...
22:23I can see things no one else can see.
22:33Are you going to go crazy?
22:39Call it what you want.
22:43But ever since we got here...
22:46I've seen pictures...
22:50of Casper.
22:57What pictures?
23:02Pictures from another time.
23:06Fuck.
23:10Are you kidding me?
23:16I see him right now.
23:30He's standing behind that door.
23:36I'm starting to cry.
23:42What does he want?
23:46He wants to be seen.
23:52He says we have to see things like him.
23:56Things that are different.
24:00It's insane.
24:13I can't do this without you.
24:19You have to come.
24:25With what?
24:30We have to see him.
24:33It's the only way we can get him to disappear.
24:46Ser?
24:50You don't have to be afraid.
24:54I'll go before him.
24:59I won't be able to protect us.
25:18Are you ready?
25:29Let's go.
26:00He's standing behind you.
26:08That was so much fun.
26:11That was so bad.
26:17I'm going to throw up.
26:20I'm going to throw up.
26:23I hate you.
26:27Don't cry.
26:30I'm going to throw up.
26:37We have to accept it.
26:40You should have put your face down.
26:43I'm sick because of the hijab.
26:46It's not that weird.
26:49You know it's just a scar.
26:53Yes.
26:55What about Kasper?
26:58Kasper is just a guy on the power line.
27:02Are you kidding?
27:05Why do you think he was outside?
27:08Oh my god.
27:11Everything was okay?
27:14Yes.
27:17It was her who made fun of us yesterday.
27:20Was it you?
27:23It was so much fun.
27:26It was so much fun.
27:29Oh my god.
27:32You guys are crazy.
27:35Don't do this to people.
27:38Don't take it too seriously.
27:41What about the hijab?
27:44Didn't you think of me?
27:47No.
27:50I don't think you should take it too seriously.
27:53But Jonas said it wasn't me.
27:56And I know that.
27:59So it's not completely out.
28:02And I didn't tell Isak that he was gay.
28:08But...
28:11Are you still mad?
28:14The worst woman in the world goes to...
28:17The worst woman in the world goes to...