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00:00It's a bit of a shame, but I'm trying to get over it.
00:07Noora Malhouse, you know.
00:10You have to take care of us.
00:13You have to get fucking in love with me.
00:20I'm not in love with you, Jasper.
00:23Yes, you are in love with me.
00:26Look at how serene I've been. You're not even dressed.
00:29I have my clothes on.
00:31Yes, but in two weeks they'll be gone.
00:34It won't happen.
00:35It will.
00:39But I've told you that I won't have sex until I get married, right?
00:49Jeez.
00:51It's true.
00:55Okay, then we'll get married.
00:58Okay.
01:02What do you mean?
01:04I can't marry someone named...
01:09Wilhelm.
01:11I mean...
01:13Stop calling me Wilhelm.
01:17But...
01:18Oh my god, that's your name, right?
01:20Isn't it?
01:22Isn't that your name?
01:24And I'm dressed like that?
01:26Oh my god.
01:49Where are you going?
01:51I'm going to get some water.
01:56We don't have any water today.
01:58We're going to sleep here.
02:00We're going to school.
02:02We know.
02:03We're going to sleep here first.
02:08I'm thirsty.
02:10You have to...
02:13Wilhelm.
02:18What's my name?
02:21But...
02:24Let me get the water.
02:27How do you know that you just have to get the water?
02:30Because I say so.
02:33How could I trust you when you walked up to me when I woke up?
02:40Okay.
02:49Hey.
02:51I'm just going to get the water.
02:54I swear.
03:07You have 30 seconds.
03:10I'll take 10.
03:40You have 30 seconds.
04:11Hey.
04:15Sorry, did I wake you up?
04:20No.
04:23Sorry.
04:25Nicolai.
04:26Welcome to Wilhelm.
04:28Nora.
04:29Nora.
04:30Ava.
04:32Wilhelm too.
04:33Ava.
04:35Nico, what are you doing here?
04:38I'm cooking.
04:41In Oslo?
04:44Yeah.
04:45I needed a vacation.
04:48Okay.
04:52Are you hungry?
04:56No.
04:59No?
05:00Okay.
05:01That's a bit rude.
05:02It could be that your girlfriend wants food.
05:06But I don't have a girlfriend, and she's leaving now.
05:14Will you find someone to sell me to?
05:22Bye.
05:32Okay.
05:35Was it a bad mood?
05:39No, not at all.
05:41What are you cooking?
05:50I'm so sick of this.
05:53It looks so bad.
05:55I'm getting chills.
05:57It's my fault.
05:59If it wasn't for me, Jonas would never have started cooking with Adam.
06:03And then this would never have happened.
06:05Didn't you know that Tinder Adam was on the Yakuza?
06:09He's not.
06:11But he's in class, and he's friends with quite a few of them.
06:15And the Yakuza guys are just out to beat people up.
06:18He has to do it again.
06:20The Yakuza guys have way too much power.
06:22Eight.
06:23No, he can't do it again.
06:25They can't beat each other up forever.
06:29Nora, you have such good morals.
06:34No, but I mean it.
06:36I see you a lot.
06:40Thanks.
06:44How's it going with Jonas?
06:46I don't know. He keeps avoiding me.
06:49Weird.
06:51It's because of Isabella.
06:53It's Gara who told them he can't talk to me.
06:57If we don't have a good relationship,
07:00if we don't have a good foundation,
07:03we have to work together.
07:06Smart friends.
07:10How is that?
07:12Yeah, and keeping him away from you.
07:16Are you saying that I'm going to start liking Jonas?
07:20No, but you feel something for your ex.
07:23In addition, you have an advantage.
07:26How?
07:27I don't think I'm with him anymore.
07:29And why is that an advantage?
07:32Because when a boy is with a girl,
07:35all the other girls become more exciting.
07:38Really?
07:40Yes.
07:41Boys are from nature.
07:43Their instinct is to spread their genes as much as possible.
07:47That's why boys are around.
07:49If you want to keep a boy,
07:51there are two things you have to do.
07:53First, make sure his needs are met.
07:56Second, keep other girls at a distance.
07:58Elisabeth is just trying to take care of her boyfriend.
08:01You can't blame her for that.
08:04Speaking of spreading genes,
08:06is there anyone who's up for a party on Friday?
08:28No.
08:59Nice letter.
09:02Thanks.
09:03Where is it from?
09:07The clinic, I think.
09:10It suits you. Very sexy.
09:28You're younger than me.
09:30Hello, William. I told you not to talk to me at school.
09:34I have to, when you don't answer your phone.
09:36Yes, but I have math now.
09:41We have to talk first.
09:43Yes, talk.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:50I'm sorry.
09:52I'm sorry.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:57I had nothing to do with you yesterday.
10:00You had something to do with me,
10:02when you treated me like shit.
10:05The thing is, my brother was dumped by a girl.
10:11And they've been together for many years.
10:16So he's really depressed.
10:18So what?
10:20But I didn't think it was appropriate to introduce you.
10:26And like, sneak in.
10:28Sneak in what?
10:30The two of us.
10:42I'm sorry.
10:46I'm just really bad at these kinds of things.
10:50I'm sorry.
10:54Hey.
10:58You didn't mean to hurt me.
11:01You didn't hurt me.
11:04I didn't get hurt.
11:07Okay.
11:09I'm sorry.
11:17I just thought you were a real piece of shit.
11:22Yes, I'm just a piece of shit.
11:25And you're not going to take me back.
11:31I promise.
11:39I'm sorry.
11:46It was actually pretty good that it happened then.
11:49Because I was afraid that you would think that we were a couple.
11:57But I don't have to be afraid of that.
12:03We are a couple now.
12:09No.
12:16Yes, we are.
12:32I love you.
12:39I love you too.
13:02I love you too.
13:04Bye.
13:29They are so scary, these ladies.
13:33She looked at me like I was mad.
13:35Should I delete that picture, Sanna?
13:37No.
13:38Which picture?
13:40I made a picture on Instagram, Sanna.
13:42Where she held beer to the picture and wrote
13:45Beer set 7, prayers set 8.
13:47And it was just a joke.
13:49And now that whole hijab thing is starting to hate us.
13:52Delete that picture.
13:54No one is deleting that picture.
13:57Why not?
13:58Because I haven't done anything wrong.
14:00I held a beer for a friend.
14:02It's them who are doing something wrong.
14:04They judge me without knowing.
14:06But it's not hard for them to think that you have done something wrong.
14:09If that picture of you with beer is also in that picture.
14:12It doesn't matter if it's not their job to judge me.
14:18Have we been late?
14:19Yes.
14:20In the middle of the hour?
14:22The rush hour is approaching with the storm and the bikini song.
14:26Are you looking forward to the pen drive concept?
14:29I'm just waiting for something to happen.
14:32I wonder how many cars he's going to sleep with in the rush hour.
14:36Is it okay for him to sleep with a lot of women?
14:40Or are you getting jealous?
14:42No, no.
14:43You just have to accept it.
14:45He's been working on this for three years.
14:48It's the most important time of his life.
14:53I wonder if he's going to beat his brother's record.
14:56He promised me 130 in the rush hour.
14:59Does he have a brother?
15:01Yes, Nico, 95 years old.
15:03He went out with a girl two years ago.
15:06What a guy.
15:08Chris and his sister are together.
15:10So there are two of them?
15:12Yes.
15:13His sister is studying with Nico in Stockholm.
15:15She told me that in the fall he managed to infect half of Stureplan with a clamp.
15:20Look.
15:21It's really nasty.
15:24Magnus and the brothers.
15:26They are both ulla.
15:28Everyone is going to be knulla.
15:30Mulla, mulla, mulla, mulla, mulla.
15:33It's the Carpe Diem song.
15:48This won't work.
15:52Why?
15:53If you want to sleep with a lot of girls in Russia, that's fine.
15:58But if you think I'm just going to sit at home and wait for you,
16:03then you've misunderstood.
16:08Where do you come from?
16:10I know you're going to sleep around.
16:14Okay, then you know more than me.
16:17I also know that your brother never had a girlfriend.
16:20And that he was really depressed.
16:23It was shit.
16:27Yes, it was shit.
16:30So you lied?
16:33Yes.
16:35Why?
16:39Because you wondered why I behaved like that in front of my brother.
16:46What about the truth?
16:49Isn't the truth always what you choose?
16:52No, but it's to protect the wild.
16:56Yes, and I do it to protect you.
16:58So what's the difference?
17:01The difference is that I don't want to be protected.
17:04Have you asked the wild if she wants to be protected?
17:15Nora, what is this about?
17:18Do you think I would have worked so hard to be with you
17:22if I had had intentions to sleep with a lot of random girls in Russia?
17:27That's completely illogical.
17:38No, but it's about how I'm supposed to get to know you.
17:43How am I supposed to trust you?
17:46When you don't even want me to meet your family.
17:54You don't need to meet my family to meet me.
18:02And what about your family?
18:05I haven't met them. You haven't even talked about them.
18:09We can talk about my family.
18:12I'm an orphan.
18:14My mother is a sexologist and my father is a psychologist.
18:19They've never loved me.
18:22They've only been interested in each other and their own sex life.
18:25I came from a small, shitty place called Mjøndalen.
18:29So I moved from there as soon as I turned 15.
18:33I've talked to them about once a month.
18:36They're happy without me and I'm happy without them.
18:40No siblings.
18:43I've already said that.
18:46Your turn.
18:50It's actually hard to believe us.
18:53That they don't love you.
19:00It's actually impossible.
19:14Your turn.
19:35You.
19:39Let me go.
19:52I don't know if it's hard to believe me.
19:59There's not much I can tell you.
20:04But I'm not going to hurt you.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:19And if you really want to meet my brother,
20:23I'll introduce you to him.
20:27Okay?
20:30Yes.
20:40Yes.
20:43Yes.
20:59It wasn't so bad today, was it?
21:04Isn't that...
21:07Isn't that Chris and Isaac?
21:18Isaac?
21:21Yeah, he's going first.
21:25Okay.
21:28Isn't that a little weird?
21:32Weird?
21:39I just didn't know they knew each other.
21:48Shame.
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