Marvel Guardian of The Galaxy 3D Anaglyph Glasses
Dive into the Marvel Universe with our exclusive compilation of the best scenes from Guardians of the Galaxy, now in stunning 3D VR! ✨ Get ready to relive the action, humor, and heartwarming moments that made this movie a fan favorite, all from the comfort of your virtual reality headset.
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:30Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
00:01:00we'll bring hell down from above
00:01:04tonight we ride straight into the fire
00:01:09are you ready to go, go, go?
00:01:12we'll make our stand, don't give a damn
00:01:16this is our time to go broke
00:01:18we see you boys
00:01:20no wonder you couldn't hear me
00:01:22is that your new tape?
00:01:23Star-Lord? Who's the guy with the scary eyes?
00:01:34He doesn't have a name. He's one of the Space Riders. And he's not scary, he's cool.
00:01:40Your Space Rider's certainly got his hands full.
00:01:51Pretty far out!
00:01:52Nobody says far out anymore, Ma. Ma!
00:01:56What? Nobody says far out anymore.
00:01:59Oh, your mom.
00:02:01Maybe we should see if we can get tickets to see them live.
00:02:04Really?
00:02:06Your mom may not look it, but I was quite the rocker when I was your age.
00:02:10Your father and I would just
00:02:11lie on the hood of my old Chevy and listen to Black Sabbath.
00:02:14You like Black Sabbath?
00:02:16Like I said,
00:02:17your mom's cooler than you think.
00:02:21We'd look up at the stars and he'd tell me all about the places he'd been.
00:02:30Mom?
00:02:31How about some cake, huh?
00:02:33Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:02:36You said that fifteen minutes ago.
00:02:39If you don't hurry, I'm gonna eat that whole cake myself.
00:02:41No, you wouldn't.
00:02:42Yes, I would.
00:02:43You wouldn't.
00:02:44Yes, I would.
00:02:44Hey, watch the hair.
00:02:48Ow!
00:02:50Peter!
00:02:51You've talked about you leaving your toys on the floor.
00:02:54It's not a toy, it's an action figure.
00:02:57More like an action landmine.
00:03:00Stab your foot, I win.
00:03:02He doesn't even...
00:03:04Never mind.
00:03:07Thirteen whole years.
00:03:09Look at you.
00:03:10Where does time go?
00:03:12I'll be up in a sec, I promise.
00:03:16Right.
00:03:21Are you ready to go, go, go?
00:03:32Peter Quill.
00:03:35Peter Quill, wake up.
00:03:38Holy crap, Drax.
00:03:40You gotta stop doing this, man.
00:03:42It's weird.
00:03:44We are approaching the quarantine zone.
00:03:48How long was I out for?
00:03:5015,338 ticks.
00:03:53That's... very specific.
00:03:56The Betrayer is ready to begin our mission.
00:03:58She has requested your presence in the cockpit.
00:04:00Gamora's on our side, Drax.
00:04:02She is the spawn of my sworn enemy, a murderess and a traitor.
00:04:06I do not trust her.
00:04:07Well, try.
00:04:08We're supposed to be a team.
00:04:10I make no promises.
00:04:18Okay.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:57That's my chair.
00:04:59Oh.
00:05:00Then why aren't you in it?
00:05:02I was, uh... strategizing.
00:05:05It's one thing to get into the zone, but we still gotta catch that monster.
00:05:09Right.
00:05:11So did I miss anything?
00:05:13Other than a ton of suspicious glares from Drax, not really.
00:05:17If you're done strategizing, feel free to grab your seat.
00:05:21We're almost ready to go.
00:05:40And... we're in.
00:05:43Incredible.
00:05:45I didn't realize there was so much stuff left after the war.
00:05:49Restraint wasn't very popular in the Chitauri army, especially with Thanos in charge.
00:05:54Yeah, it's probably all harmless now.
00:05:56I mean, Nova Corps had twelve years to get rid of the heavy-duty explosives, right?
00:06:01That's why I like you, Quill. You're so pure.
00:06:04Oh, the wonderful and terrible things I could do with all this.
00:06:10Stay focused, Merlin. We did not come here to scavenge.
00:06:13Why not?
00:06:14Thanos' weapon system's good use in overall. Plus, there's good money in it.
00:06:18The beast that we seek is far more valuable to the Monster Queen of Seknofgai than any illegally-acquired salvage.
00:06:25Whoa!
00:06:28This place is really shippy.
00:06:31I'm not seeing a monster.
00:06:33That big cylinder up ahead looks like the mining ship Peter's friend is set to look for.
00:06:38Friend?
00:06:40Knight? And you'll see the monster soon as we place Rocket's monster-summoning thingies.
00:06:45Clark, yeah. Group, Quill, Soda. Team Rocket's up first.
00:06:53I still do not understand why I must remain on board with the Assassin.
00:06:56Because you're part of Green Team.
00:07:00You assigned me to the team before you named it. My skin is not green. It's teal.
00:07:05Teal?
00:07:07What?
00:07:09Listen, if we want to trick the monster into going inside that mining rig, we need to place thumpers on both sides.
00:07:14Two sides, two teams.
00:07:16And two cliffs on the drop side.
00:07:18Ground's too steep for the land of ships. You'll need to jump.
00:07:22That's our cue. Let's go, group.
00:07:28Don't worry. Once the thumpers are placed, we'll meet in the middle and we'll capture the monster. Together.
00:07:35Very well.
00:07:39Thumper one, done.
00:07:41Meet you at the rendezvous point.
00:07:46Yes! The resin can hold a store ship!
00:07:50I'm telling you, it's totally safe. See? I'll even prove it. Huh? Look at this.
00:07:57Yes! The resin can hold a store ship!
00:08:01I'm telling you, it's totally safe. See? I'll even prove it. Huh? Look at this.
00:08:10You rock it? I'm sorry.
00:08:14Nice jump!
00:08:27Groot! Groot!
00:08:36Groot! Buddy, you're okay!
00:08:41Fine. You flarky piece of moldy driftwood! You could have died saving me!
00:08:50I love you too, you selfless son of a truck.
00:08:56Come on, Quill. He says he'll meet us at the mining ship. I don't want to make him wait.
00:09:26Come on, Quill. He says he'll meet us at the mining ship. I don't want to make him wait.
00:09:33Quill, you okay?
00:09:34Yeah, yeah, it's just...
00:09:52Well, that's concerning.
00:09:57Whoa!
00:10:04What was that?
00:10:06Uh, it's a swarm of old cleaner bots.
00:10:10Maybe. Old cleaner bots?
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:27Die, weird, floaty thing!
00:10:42You okay, buddy?
00:10:57This is it. Last spot.
00:11:05Can't wait to be out of here. This place feels like it's about to collapse on itself.
00:11:09I cannot wait to meet our monster.
00:11:11I thought you were mostly interested in meeting the buyer.
00:11:14She is a respectable collector.
00:11:16Is it working?
00:11:17Yeah, yeah, don't worry, sunshine.
00:11:21Ow!
00:11:24Is it, uh... doing it?
00:11:27What?!
00:11:29It appears to be broken.
00:11:31Ain't nothing broke! That's the sound it's supposed to make!
00:11:34What sound?
00:11:35You can't hear that!
00:11:37Hear what?
00:11:54Our monster has arrived!
00:11:55I see it.
00:11:56Good.
00:11:57Oh, crap, the door, we...
00:12:02It works. Let's catch our monster.
00:12:14What the flark is that?!
00:12:16Definitely not a monster.
00:12:19Adorable. It's more matted than an Asgardian goat.
00:12:22We cannot present this pathetic creature to the monster queen of Sekdorf Nine.
00:12:26She will laugh at us.
00:12:27Maybe we can use it as bait.
00:12:29I knew those thumpers wouldn't work.
00:12:31What? My thumpers are state-of-the-art.
00:12:34Musclehead's the one who rushed at the first thing that came through the door.
00:12:37My head is not made of muscle.
00:12:40What the...
00:12:42Ow!
00:12:44Ow!
00:12:46Ow!
00:12:48Ow!
00:12:55Uh...
00:12:56You guys seeing what I'm seeing?
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:02Now that is a monster.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:13Enough with the warm-up.
00:13:15Time to catch us a real monster.
00:13:17Let's get paid.
00:13:24What in hell's name is that?
00:13:26Definitely not cleanerbots.
00:13:34Watch it!
00:13:36That place is crapping out.
00:13:38We gotta get out of here. Now!
00:13:40Curse this volatile ruin.
00:13:41Trax, go!
00:13:48Yeah!
00:13:53Uh, please don't be Nova Corps. Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:55Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:58It is Nova Corps.
00:14:18That's a patrol ship.
00:14:20Designation, Hala's Hope.
00:14:24Did you say Hala's Hope?
00:14:48Just meet the Centurion Corral.
00:14:50Silence, prisoner.
00:14:52The commander has no time to meet with law-breaking pirates like you.
00:14:55That's just it. We're not pirates.
00:14:57We're legally incorporated heroes for hire.
00:14:59Yeah, that's right. You check those records, Buckethead.
00:15:02Nova Corps licensing permit 67398-2.
00:15:06Gardeners of the Galaxy?
00:15:09What? No.
00:15:10Rock it.
00:15:11So I let Groot fill out the paperwork.
00:15:13I fixed it with an addendum.
00:15:15Not the most well-known heroes you could hire, but definitely in the top five of most awesome names.
00:15:22Contributing members.
00:15:24Groot, a flora colossus.
00:15:26Last of his kind, fearless in a firefight, an awesome best friend.
00:15:31Rocket, bona fide super genius and a wizard with explosives.
00:15:35Definitely not a raccoon.
00:15:38Gamora, adopted daughter of Thanos.
00:15:41Deadliest woman in the galaxy.
00:15:43Need we say more?
00:15:45Drax the Destroyer, convicted serial murderer and galactic war hero.
00:15:50Often grumpy.
00:15:52Last and definitely least, Peter Jason Quill.
00:15:59That's it? That's all you wrote?
00:16:02It was a character limitation.
00:16:04Sorry. Excuse me, I just need to...
00:16:07Cadet Gold, what are you doing here?
00:16:10Oh, you don't know? Really?
00:16:13This is right here. Prisoner Processing Training.
00:16:16I'm your official trainee.
00:16:18Aren't you a little young for the Corps?
00:16:20Aren't you a little old for that hairdo?
00:16:23I should check with the captain.
00:16:25No. No, no, no, no. She definitely signed off on this.
00:16:29You know how thorough she is about signing stuff?
00:16:32If I may, sir, the real concern here is Regulation 7A regarding prisoner footgear.
00:16:39That one's jet boots are in clear violation.
00:16:42They're decorative.
00:16:45Good work, Cadet Gold.
00:16:47Great. There goes Plan B.
00:16:50You don't need a Plan B. I got this.
00:16:52No, you do not got this, pirate. I got this.
00:16:57Now fall in line.
00:17:03Hold on!
00:17:06Peter!
00:17:07Hold on to something, Quill!
00:17:08No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:17:13No!
00:17:16Hey, kid, are you there?
00:17:21Nova girl!
00:17:24Yeah, yeah, I think so. Let me just see if I can...
00:17:31Hold on!
00:17:34That's mine! Jet boots!
00:17:38Ugh!
00:17:41Cadet Gold, was it?
00:17:43Nicky?
00:17:44Oh, it's nice to meet you, Nicky.
00:17:50Okay, Nicky, here's the plan.
00:17:52You're gonna jump and grab my legs while I hold on for dear life.
00:17:56That doesn't sound like...
00:17:57Trust me, kiddo. We got this.
00:18:04See?
00:18:08This isn't weird... at all.
00:18:12You're doing great!
00:18:14Okay, I was kind of easy, huh?
00:18:18Whoa!
00:18:24Thanks.
00:18:25Mom wouldn't be impressed if I lost my first prisoner.
00:18:29Your mom, right.
00:18:31Come on. We need to get out of here.
00:18:34Mom?
00:18:36I can explain.
00:18:43Nicky.
00:18:44I'm fine.
00:18:45Mom, seriously?
00:18:46A-okay. Barely a scratch.
00:18:48What in Hala's name were you thinking?
00:18:50Sneaking out with an arresting squad? Running around with criminals?
00:18:53Alleged criminals.
00:18:54You almost died. Do you have any idea how grounded you are right now?
00:18:57Mom!
00:18:58You promised to give me more leeway.
00:19:00Leeway doesn't mean lying to my officers.
00:19:02Or sneaking around behind my back.
00:19:04Look, it's my fault some guy's ship blew up.
00:19:07Restricted areas are restricted for a reason.
00:19:09You treat me like a prisoner!
00:19:11You're a child! Are you even listening?
00:19:13Whoa, whoa.
00:19:15We've all been through a lot today. Let's just all take a deep breath.
00:19:18And recognize that maybe we've all made some mistakes.
00:19:25Make sure the fire is out and the hangar is secure.
00:19:27Yes, Commander.
00:19:28And find out why that churchman's shuttle exploded.
00:19:31Grand Unifier Raker has been less than cooperative.
00:19:33Make him cooperate.
00:19:36And you two, with me.
00:19:44I knew you'd overreact. You always overreact.
00:19:47For what it's worth, Nikki totally saved my butt.
00:19:50She handled herself really well. You have every reason to be proud of her.
00:19:54Coming from you, Peter, it's worth extraordinarily little.
00:19:57Why are you being mean to him? Just listen to what he's saying.
00:20:01I don't care what he's saying.
00:20:03Upper level. Captain's quarters.
00:20:06Initiate lockdown.
00:20:07Lockdown initiated.
00:20:11What, are you gonna kill us?
00:20:13In theory. These doors don't open until I say so.
00:20:16Yeah, I know how lockdown works.
00:20:18I don't think you do, because somehow you keep bypassing every security measure on this ship, and I want to know how.
00:20:24Initiate not-lockdown.
00:20:27All good for systems go.
00:20:31Activate.
00:20:32Voiceprint not authorized.
00:20:34Just try help.
00:20:36We don't need your help. You're the last person we need help from.
00:20:39You clearly need some form of help if you're trapping us in an elevator.
00:20:43How does a twelve-year-old get into these places?
00:20:46Twelve? Oh, wow, I thought she was at least sixteen.
00:20:50Peter!
00:20:51What?
00:20:52She really knew her stuff. She's a smart kid.
00:20:55Too smart. She keeps bypassing security.
00:20:58Unless... you have a level six access to my ship all of a sudden?
00:21:02Didn't think so.
00:21:04Nicolette Gold, empty your pockets.
00:21:06I still have feelings for you.
00:21:08Excuse me?
00:21:09Not, like, feelings feelings. More like... emotions.
00:21:14You know, because the explosion, and me and you, and everything we went through back in the war...
00:21:19It was a lot of feelings to pull off.
00:21:22I'm good now.
00:21:23Okay, good. Now, if you don't mind.
00:21:29Look, Mom, I'm not hiding anything. I wouldn't do that.
00:21:35To be continued.
00:21:37Disengage, log down.
00:21:39Log down, disengage.
00:21:40So, can I go help secure the hangar now?
00:21:42No, you can go back to your quarters, and you can stay there for the next thirty rotations.
00:21:46But, Mom!
00:21:47I can make it thirty cycles.
00:21:59So, rough day, huh? Exploding shuttles, quarantine zone trespassers, missing kid.
00:22:05I have no idea.
00:22:08Chewie?
00:22:12I can't believe you still have him.
00:22:15Can't believe he survived.
00:22:17I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:20I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:22I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:24I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:27Can't believe he survived. Mercury was, what, like a thousand degrees?
00:22:30More like a thousand cycles ago.
00:22:35You can keep him if you want. He is yours.
00:22:38Hey, I ordered him to look out for you.
00:22:40Expect him to keep doing his job.
00:22:44Especially, you now have a daughter, apparently.
00:22:50A twelve-year-old daughter, who you didn't have during the war.
00:22:56Twelve years ago, when we...
00:22:58Peter.
00:23:03When we picked up your ship, part of me was excited.
00:23:09At first.
00:23:12But then, after all this time, you haven't changed.
00:23:15At all. You're still the same...
00:23:17I've changed!
00:23:18Whatever the fine is, I'll pay. Just give me three cycles.
00:23:22Let me prove that I'm not still...
00:23:24Whatever it is you're going to finish that sentence with.
00:23:27You're going to pay 7,000 units? In three cycles?
00:23:31Wow, um...
00:23:33Okay, that is a lot of money.
00:23:36Here, I was thinking that maybe...
00:23:38The fine's non-negotiable.
00:23:41My search party found a disturbing amount of prohibited tech lying around your ship.
00:23:46Well, that's all they found, right?
00:23:48Okay, okay, you'll get your money on time, no problem.
00:23:52This Guardians of the Galaxy thing, we are this close to getting it off the ground.
00:23:57And if I didn't have these handcuffs on, I would show you just how very close we are.
00:24:05Why do I feel like I'll regret this?
00:24:07Oh, come on, when have I ever...
00:24:09You won't regret it!
00:24:13Promise.
00:24:18Promise.
00:24:24You've got three cycles, Peter.
00:24:26Not four, not five. Three.
00:24:30Contact me when you've got the units.
00:24:32And if we... don't?
00:24:34The device we installed will deactivate your ship.
00:24:37And you will all go to prison.
00:24:39Gotcha. We won't let you down.
00:24:41We won't let you down.
00:24:47What the hell, Peter?
00:24:48You said you could get us out of this.
00:24:50I did. Seven thousand units is a small price.
00:24:52Seven thousand units?
00:24:54That is a tremendous sum.
00:24:55Where are we going to get that kind of money in three cycles?
00:24:58By robbing a freaking bank, apparently.
00:24:59Okay, so we got fined.
00:25:02Do we have a Nova tracking thing on our ship that's going to shut down our engines if we don't pay that fine in three cycles?
00:25:08At least we're not on a prisoner transport.
00:25:10Not yet.
00:25:11Come on, guys.
00:25:14You're Drax the Destroyer, man. You killed Thanos.
00:25:17Allegedly.
00:25:18Are you going to let a little fine slow you down?
00:25:21And Gamora, you're practically an MI6 agent, but way hotter. And cooler.
00:25:26There's nothing you can't do.
00:25:27Here it comes.
00:25:29Rocky, you're an actual genius and the scrappiest dude I know.
00:25:32How many prisons did you break out of?
00:25:34Seven.
00:25:35I am Groot.
00:25:36You are Groot.
00:25:38Guys, we're supposed to be a team.
00:25:40All we need to do is figure out how broke we are and come up with a plan.
00:25:44So check your quarters.
00:25:46Check between the sofas. Check under the crafting bench.
00:25:49If you find any spare units lying around, grab them.
00:25:52I'll do the same in my quarters.
00:25:56All right.
00:25:59This is why you don't sleep with Coxquill. They put bombs on my ship.
00:26:02My ship.
00:26:08Thirty-seven units?
00:26:11We appear to be 6,963 units short.
00:26:16If we intend to keep our ship, Peter Quill...
00:26:18I know. I know. We clearly need a plan.
00:26:21And reconsider my initial proposal.
00:26:23Oh, not Fin Fang Fum again.
00:26:25Yes, we should go after Fin Fang Fum.
00:26:27Drax, there are easier ways to get paid.
00:26:30Like what about selling Gamora's crap?
00:26:32What?
00:26:33Oh, come on. You've been hoarding them stupid knick-knacks ever since you first joined us.
00:26:36I mean, don't tell me they ain't worth nothing.
00:26:38The quarantine zone was always after us, Quill.
00:26:40My figurines are not knick-knacks.
00:26:42Ah, teams and...
00:26:43Guys.
00:26:45I think we should...
00:26:47hear our group for once.
00:26:51I...
00:26:52am...
00:26:54Groot.
00:26:59He says we should...
00:27:00combine both ideas.
00:27:04Sell Gamora's trinkets to Fin Fang Fum.
00:27:06That is brilliant.
00:27:07Yeah, you know, the only problem with your plan is that Lady Hellbender only buys monsters.
00:27:12And you are not a monster.
00:27:16He's not. He's the sweetest, most...
00:27:18I am...
00:27:19Groot.
00:27:20No, you don't. This ain't something you can pretend.
00:27:23I...
00:27:24am...
00:27:25Groot.
00:27:26Oh, yeah?
00:27:29You want monster? I'll show you monster!
00:27:31Whoa, guys!
00:27:34Groot, are you really offering to...
00:27:36No. No, he is not offering that, okay?
00:27:39It could work.
00:27:42Sell Groot? I guess we could bust him out after.
00:27:45Absurd!
00:27:47Lady Hellbender seeks the monster within.
00:27:50The small, ugly one is clearly the correct choice.
00:27:53He's cruel, sadistic, and his soul is filthy and filled with rage.
00:27:57Monster Queen would pay a great sum for such a creature.
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01How great?
00:28:02How are you okay with this?
00:28:03Because I know what I am.
00:28:05And I know what he ain't.
00:28:07I am...
00:28:08Groot.
00:28:10I vote we sell Groot.
00:28:11I honestly think Lady Hellbender will go for it.
00:28:13Yeah, well, I vote for not Groot.
00:28:15I also vote for the creepy little beast.
00:28:18Two votes each.
00:28:20Peter?
00:28:21Well, Rocket's definitely scarier on the inside.
00:28:24He's unstable and vicious and totally oblivious to the needs of others.
00:28:28Okay, we get it, Quill.
00:28:29The point is, is I think you'd make a fine monster.
00:28:32And we'll definitely need that tactical brain of yours to bust you out once you're in there.
00:28:36But just to be 100% sure, you're definitely okay with this.
00:28:41Uh, are you kidding?
00:28:43I can't wait to hold this over you.
00:28:46All right, let's do this.
00:28:47Let's go sell a monster.
00:28:59We're not seriously flying into that.
00:29:01They say the weather patterns of Seknarf 9 are tied to the temperament of its ruler.
00:29:06That's not how women work.
00:29:08Or weather.
00:29:09Anyways, I'm sure it looks worse than it is.
00:29:12There.
00:29:13That's Lady Hellbender's fortress.
00:29:15Get us in close, Quill.
00:29:16I don't want to walk in this.
00:29:18Whoa.
00:29:21Yep.
00:29:22No problem.
00:29:25You're flying the wrong way.
00:29:26No, he's not flying the wrong way.
00:29:28He is.
00:29:29He is.
00:29:30He is.
00:29:31He is.
00:29:32He is.
00:29:33He is.
00:29:34He is.
00:29:35He is.
00:29:36He is.
00:29:37He is.
00:29:38He is.
00:29:39He is.
00:29:40No, he's not flying at all.
00:29:41Guys, relax.
00:29:42What?
00:29:44Minor adjustment.
00:29:52Piece of cake.
00:29:56You can't be serious.
00:29:57What?
00:29:58This way we can scope things out before we finish the transaction.
00:30:01We're like a hundred clicks from her base.
00:30:04You know how much I like scoping.
00:30:07Nope.
00:30:11Okay, here we go.
00:30:15I ever mention how much I hate rain?
00:30:18Hellbender's castle isn't even that far.
00:30:21That is not a castle.
00:30:22It is an impregnable fortress.
00:30:24So how do we impregnate it?
00:30:26Ask Peter!
00:30:28Let's just get closer.
00:30:30We'll figure it out on the way.
00:30:41No!
00:30:48Everyone okay?
00:30:52You should have gone to Machu Phor.
00:30:56Hey, check out the old resistance ship.
00:31:00Thing's been shot to hell.
00:31:03No doubt by this one that they're Chitauri friends.
00:31:05We weren't friends.
00:31:07We're not guys.
00:31:10I am Groot.
00:31:14Eh, not sure.
00:31:20But it ain't moving now.
00:31:22Be wary of it.
00:31:24You know, when I survive freaking half-world, I think I'm scared of some little...
00:31:29He's not alone.
00:31:30Get ready!
00:31:41Peter!
00:31:51Nice catch.
00:31:52You're welcome.
00:31:53Don't get used to it.
00:31:55Peter Quill, you're not alone here.
00:31:59Yeah, I got it.
00:32:11Hey!
00:32:15Guys, anyone know what that is?
00:32:23A monster!
00:32:28Aw, Stumpy's running away.
00:32:31With that, it's tail between its legs.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:39Okay, here we go!
00:32:41Oh, it's slimy.
00:32:45Uh, guys?
00:32:49You might want to wait to come down here.
00:32:54Oh, why the flark is it so deep?
00:32:57In a jam, boys?
00:32:59You think?
00:33:01Son of a smack!
00:33:03Reach!
00:33:04The sword will not work, woman.
00:33:06Find us a rope.
00:33:07Yeah, and fast!
00:33:08Where am I supposed to find a rope?
00:33:09I don't know.
00:33:10I'm sticking in jelly here.
00:33:11Quill, do something!
00:33:13Like what?
00:33:14Flark, flark, flark!
00:33:20Quill?
00:33:21Quill?
00:33:22Quill?
00:33:30Quill?
00:33:45What did you just do?
00:33:47Source me.
00:33:48I'm so cold.
00:33:50Lock it!
00:33:51Somebody get it out of there!
00:34:01Come on.
00:34:15Mind telling us what happened?
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:18My glasses, they...
00:34:20I've only done that once before when I was a kid.
00:34:22I don't do it on purpose.
00:34:24Classic Spartoid tech.
00:34:26This one, you think you've seen it all.
00:34:27They pull stuff like this.
00:34:30This...
00:34:31Dude, just...
00:34:32Leave the guns alone!
00:34:33Let me...
00:34:34Quill, I just want to see how they tick.
00:34:36Otherwise, it might as well be magic.
00:34:37Or sorcery.
00:34:38Guys.
00:34:43Or sorcery.
00:34:44Here we go again.
00:34:49Okay, that's kind of weird.
00:34:52Hello?
00:34:54Anybody?
00:35:00Whoa!
00:35:03Okay, that got my...
00:35:05blood pumping.
00:35:07Why would Lady Hellbender cage this creature?
00:35:10Because it's annoying as scud.
00:35:12Perhaps it is food.
00:35:14That thing's food?
00:35:15Yes, monster food.
00:35:17I wonder what it tastes like.
00:35:20Peter.
00:35:21Why would it taste like that?
00:35:23I can use this.
00:35:24You know, we really gotta work on your taste buds.
00:35:25Monster food?
00:35:26The cage!
00:35:27You get it?
00:35:28We need the cage.
00:35:29We go into that fortress with our...
00:35:31with our monster piece when we walk in beside us?
00:35:33We'll be laughed right out of the room.
00:35:35Any bites?
00:35:37Why are you whispering?
00:35:39Don't!
00:35:40That's a tactical thing!
00:35:41Gamor thinks we can sell our monster act better if we have a proper cage.
00:35:45Only problem is, there's a pissed off monster inside.
00:35:48Release the beast.
00:35:49Let me dispose of it.
00:35:50Because that worked so well for you last time.
00:35:52We need a better plan of attack.
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:56Ideally, one that guarantees my safety is...
00:36:11Stumpy's back!
00:36:19We better hurry!
00:36:26You can't be serious!
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:31It's farther than it looked.
00:36:33Much farther.
00:36:34It's a Flark and Infinity bridge is what it is.
00:36:36Oh, you're being dramatic, rodent.
00:36:38The bridge ends at the fortress, therefore it is not infinite.
00:36:41Yeah, that's super comforting.
00:36:44I guess we gotta go.
00:36:46Three cycles.
00:36:49Peter?
00:36:50Peter!
00:36:51Peter!
00:36:52Peter!
00:36:53Peter!
00:36:54Peter?
00:36:55Aren't you forgetting something?
00:36:57Are you?
00:37:00Oh, right.
00:37:02Cage.
00:37:03The point of even getting a Flark and Infinity is looking like we mean business.
00:37:07All right, Rocket.
00:37:08Time to put on your monster face.
00:37:10I only got one face, Quill.
00:37:11Are you sure about this, Peter?
00:37:13Look at him!
00:37:14You better have one hell of a sales pitch.
00:37:18Maybe Gamor is right.
00:37:19We should try selling Groot instead.
00:37:21Really?
00:37:22This is an affront to democracy.
00:37:23I just think that we might need Rocket on the outside for this one.
00:37:27Are you Groot?
00:37:28Peter Quill, we're not a democracy, Drax.
00:37:32Yeah, we noticed.
00:37:36If you want to make that call, then you better not mess this up.
00:37:41You hang tight there, bud.
00:37:42When the time comes, I'll get you out of there.
00:37:46Rocket style.
00:37:47I got it.
00:37:49Drax.
00:37:51Gamor, can you help me with this?
00:37:52No.
00:37:53What? Why?
00:37:55To guarantee your safety as our leader.
00:37:57Oh, come on.
00:38:01Don't look at me. I ain't pulling that thing.
00:38:05Remember, buddy, menacing!
00:38:07Like me, only bigger.
00:38:09I am Groot.
00:38:11Not bad. Not bad.
00:38:13Okay, here we go.
00:38:44If you don't hurry, I'm going to eat that whole cake myself.
00:38:59Oh, that was fast.
00:39:01Give me a sec, I didn't think you'd actually come up.
00:39:03Maybe being on time is my new thing.
00:39:05Oh, right. We'll see about that when I have to get you up for school tomorrow.
00:39:09You know, I think I'm too old for that, too.
00:39:11Nice try, smart aleck.
00:39:13Sit.
00:39:19Don't worry, I'm not going to sing.
00:39:21I like your singing.
00:39:22Well, you might be the only one.
00:39:24Go on, make a wish. You're officially a teenager.
00:39:37Look at all those girlfriends.
00:39:38Someone's going to be really popular at school.
00:39:40Mom.
00:39:41What? You are very handsome. I'm sure all the girls are going to be falling in love with you.
00:39:44Mom.
00:39:45What did you wish for?
00:39:47Why would I wish for anything?
00:39:49I've got everything I want.
00:39:51Oh, what huge favor are you about to ask me?
00:39:56Just ten bucks.
00:39:57Dan Andy and I want to go see Night of the Cosmos at the Rio tonight.
00:40:00A movie?
00:40:02Tonight?
00:40:03Come on. It's going to be sick.
00:40:05It's about these zombies that invade Earth,
00:40:07and then it's up to these kids that have to blow them away.
00:40:11I don't think I want you to see that, Peter.
00:40:13I let you watch the Pocky Mask one and you were sleeping in my bed the next three nights.
00:40:18You watched The Exorcist when you were younger than me.
00:40:20Of course you would remember that.
00:40:22And then I ask you if you packed your lunch and you give me a blank stare.
00:40:25No, I just, I, I wanted us to have some us time tonight, you know?
00:40:31Maybe finish our game.
00:40:33You can't duck out right when I'm about to win.
00:40:35We can still do all that stuff.
00:40:37Or some of it. Tomorrow.
00:40:40You're always telling me to get out of the house more.
00:40:43A movie theater does not count as out of the house, and you know it.
00:40:48Pretty, please?
00:40:50I don't know.
00:40:52Truck's still in the shop, and I don't want you walking alone in the dark.
00:40:56There's been a lot of weirdos out there. It's not safe.
00:40:58I'll be careful, Ma. I always am.
00:41:01Were you careful when you got that black eye?
00:41:03I told you I was-
00:41:04I know!
00:41:05You were standing up for someone, which is a good thing.
00:41:09But you cannot go punching your way out of every problem, Peter.
00:41:13I couldn't just stand there.
00:41:18No. Of course not.
00:41:24Okay, get me my purse.
00:41:34Not so fast.
00:41:36Before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about.
00:41:38Something I want to give you.
00:41:39Twenty bucks?
00:41:41Don't push it.
00:41:44Think of it as a long overdue gift from your father.
00:41:48It's upstairs on my bed. Go on and get it while I finish up in the kitchen.
00:41:52And we can open it together.
00:42:04At last!
00:42:09I am humbled by my queen's competence.
00:42:13Despairing in your emptiness.
00:42:15Apologies, my queen. I meant no offense.
00:42:19I know what you mean.
00:42:21Do not claim you are free.
00:42:23You are not the first to claim they have captured Ataratara.
00:42:27You doubt its authenticity?
00:42:30If it is what you say it is, prove it.
00:42:33Or suffer the consequence of every other would-be con artist.
00:42:38I assure you, my lady...
00:42:40I said, release it!
00:42:48We got this.
00:43:31You are free here.
00:43:53Bring in the next seller and transfer 10,000 units to that last one's next door.
00:43:59Please.
00:44:02Hey there. I'm Star-Lord.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:07Drax the Destroyer.
00:44:11The undoing of the Mad Titan.
00:44:14In the flesh.
00:44:19Such flesh.
00:44:29Your presence honors me.
00:44:32You are much smaller than I expected.
00:44:35Oh?
00:44:38And what were you expecting?
00:44:41Perhaps I can do something about it.
00:44:45Unlikely.
00:44:47We'll see, Destroyer.
00:44:50I can be quite forceful.
00:44:54Quite forceful.
00:44:59Peter Quill.
00:45:02I believe she is flirting with me.
00:45:06Just play along, man. Flatter her or something.
00:45:11You got this.
00:45:13I guess for the best.
00:45:15Her negotiation skills are terrible.
00:45:20Lady Hellbender.
00:45:22I can see by the size of your weapon that you must be a skillful warrior.
00:45:28Perhaps I can give you a demonstration sometime.
00:45:32You would make an acceptable opponent.
00:45:37Tell me, Destroyer.
00:45:40What brings you to Seven of Nine?
00:45:43Peter Quill. Show her the creature.
00:45:53I am Groot.
00:45:58A Flora Colossus.
00:46:02I thought your kind had been wiped out.
00:46:08Name your terms, Destroyer.
00:46:1120,000 units.
00:46:1320,000?
00:46:15The creature is not monstrous like the creepy little beast.
00:46:19It is a capable warrior and it possesses regenerative qualities.
00:46:24Also, it is the last of its species.
00:46:2820,000 units is sufficient compensation.
00:46:32No.
00:46:33No! Rocky Drax has this.
00:46:37Name your terms, then.
00:46:4015,000.
00:46:43And you stay.
00:46:46Whoa, you want to buy Drax?
00:46:48Not buy.
00:46:51Invest.
00:46:53I could use a warrior like you at my side.
00:46:57I have other commitments.
00:47:01Shame.
00:47:03We could have had such fun together.
00:47:0712,000 for the Flora Colossus, then.
00:47:1112,000 is not that bad for a Flora... whatever.
00:47:15Deal.
00:47:1612,000 units it is.
00:47:46The storms of Sekhnaf grow ravenous.
00:47:55You will stay among my Hellraisers and revel as one.
00:48:01Yeah, this is great. We'd be...
00:48:04Thank you.
00:48:07Thank you.
00:48:14Of course I will. I'll call you. I'll call you.
00:48:18You guys were supposed to wait for me. You took too long. I was establishing an alibi.
00:48:22You were flirting with a Sekhnafian beast handler.
00:48:25Who confirmed that Groot is definitely probably being kept in the New Additions pen.
00:48:29Which is where, exactly?
00:48:31Well, we didn't quite get that far.
00:48:34Good thing we're doing my plan.
00:48:38Tracker's pointing back to Lady Skull's suit's throne room, so that's where I'm going.
00:48:42Tiny little problem.
00:48:48Boy, when these guys go, they go hard.
00:48:51They're heavily inebriated.
00:48:52Doesn't mean they're not a threat.
00:48:54My best blade work happens after I've had a few.
00:48:57If a few scut knuckles gotta die to save Groot, so be it.
00:49:00Hey, we are not here to start a war with a woman who's got her own private army.
00:49:04Does it rob her?
00:49:05If we do things right, and be quiet, we'll be in and out with no one to wise up.
00:49:10Drax, what part of quiet don't you understand?
00:49:14That is quiet, Peter Quill.
00:49:16No killing!
00:49:19Don't touch anything, don't step on anything, and don't break anything.
00:49:23Don't do anything stupid.
00:49:25If we mess this up, it's game over for Groot. And us.
00:49:31Groot!
00:49:32Easy there, bud. I'll get you out in a flash.
00:49:34Whoa! Hey, let's not turn him into kindling.
00:49:37Stand back, or we'll breach the perimeter.
00:49:39It's too thick.
00:49:44It's too thick.
00:49:45Who knew?
00:49:46That's it.
00:49:47Just like the Aragoja, bud. On three, two...
00:49:51Groot!
00:49:55Ah, that dast witch. Strip me down to your bark.
00:49:58You know, we'd have showed up sooner by now if we'd pulled the pills.
00:50:01Good to have you back, Groot. Now all we need is an exit.
00:50:05Um, I guess Groot knows the way.
00:50:15Oh, crap.
00:50:18Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:50:21You fools thought you could cheat me and suffer no consequence.
00:50:29Groot.
00:50:30I am Groot.
00:50:37Which one of you thought it wise to entrust your absurd scheme to a flora colossus?
00:50:47You call him friend, yet you ignore his very nature, overlooking the fact that he is...
00:50:54The worst liar in history.
00:50:56I told you, he can't just pretend to be monstrous.
00:50:59To his credit, he kept your secret for almost an hour.
00:51:05Lady Hellbender, let us settle this honorably.
00:51:09I will face you in combat.
00:51:12Honorably?
00:51:15Your offer is worthless, Destroyer.
00:51:19There is no escaping my wrath!
00:51:24I can work with that.
00:51:27Dweller, feast upon them!
00:51:41Destroyer!
00:51:58Guys, we did it!
00:52:01They live!
00:52:04Bring me Nashor!
00:52:06Everybody, grab a bike!
00:52:11Let's go!
00:52:29Wow, man up, One Piece!
00:52:31We still need to get out of here and fast.
00:52:33Everybody, strap in!
00:52:36Now that was a ride.
00:52:38There's no time to celebrate. We have made an awful mistake.
00:52:40And an awful amount of cash.
00:52:42There is no escaping Lady Hellbender's wrath.
00:52:44We'll see about that.
00:52:46What the...
00:53:01Guys, hold on!
00:53:11Your bones are mine, Guardians of the Galaxy!
00:53:30She will hunt us to the end of the universe.
00:53:32Who gives a scud?
00:53:33We got off that mud ball with the money, didn't we?
00:53:36Only after the talking heads.
00:53:38I do not speak tree, tree.
00:53:40Hey, you got a problem with Groot, you got a problem with me.
00:53:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One problem at a time.
00:53:46Lady Hellbender will seek her revenge. Mark my words.
00:53:49Then she'll have to get in line. First, I gotta call Corell.
00:53:52The sooner we get this fine paid, the better.
00:53:54Yeah, so we can go back to focusing on being broke.
00:53:57That's weird.
00:53:58Is money all that you think of, rodent?
00:54:00No, I also think about bombs.
00:54:02And booze.
00:54:04Bombs?
00:54:05Nikki?
00:54:07Is it true?
00:54:09I really want to go home.
00:54:10There's something wrong with the connection.
00:54:12You twist the thingy?
00:54:13Yeah, no dice.
00:54:14Nikki, is your mom around? I really need to talk to her.
00:54:17Come with me.
00:54:19Invite me.
00:54:21I've been left.
00:54:22We went to the quarantine zone, I saw the board, and then we got fog.
00:54:25Did you try narrowing the band?
00:54:26First thing I tried, it's gotta be something else.
00:54:28I'm losing you, Nick, and you put your mom on.
00:54:30I'm losing you.
00:54:31I'm losing you.
00:54:32I'm losing you.
00:54:33I'm losing you.
00:54:34I'm losing you, Nick, and you put your mom on.
00:54:35I knew you were a little bad.
00:54:38I was almost right.
00:54:40Running from the rake, I say, was a miracle.
00:54:43I think something has happened to the girl.
00:54:45Yeah, it's called she's Novacore.
00:54:47Can you fix it?
00:54:48Yeah, yeah, can you start that song?
00:54:51I'll go check the array.
00:54:52Bring her back.
00:54:54You don't know that.
00:54:57I just want to...
00:55:04What the fuck?
00:55:16What the fuck is...
00:55:19Look at what he did!
00:55:20He killed everything!
00:55:21The scum!
00:55:33Rocket, relax.
00:55:34It's just an array.
00:55:37Just an array?
00:55:38Look at it, Quill.
00:55:39Where am I gonna get the parts to fix that?
00:55:41It's flarked!
00:55:43I told you it was a mistake to keep that thing.
00:55:45But did you listen to me?
00:55:46Oh, no, no, no!
00:55:47We don't listen to Rocket.
00:55:48He just has to fix the frickin' ship.
00:55:50I promise we'll get it fixed soon.
00:55:53Yeah, just like you promised to get your girlfriend to go easy on us?
00:55:56Yeah, okay.
00:55:58Hey, that's not fair.
00:55:59What isn't fair, Quill?
00:56:00Being the only one who actually seems to give a scud about the Milano.
00:56:05Look, guys.
00:56:06We need the Doc to fix the array.
00:56:08Luckily, I know a guy out of nowhere who's got the parts we need.
00:56:11And he can get rid of that Nova tracker cheap.
00:56:13We cannot abandon the child.
00:56:15Her behavior was erratic.
00:56:16The llama thingy chewed the wires, Drax.
00:56:18It was probably just a bad connection.
00:56:21And if we remove the tracker,
00:56:22Corell will make sure the entire Nova Corps fleet is on alert for us.
00:56:26Gamora's right.
00:56:27We made a promise.
00:56:28I made a promise.
00:56:30See if you can pinpoint where Corell is.
00:56:32We pay the fine.
00:56:34Quill, are you freaking kidding me?
00:56:35That way, we don't have to keep looking over our shoulders for Nova on the next job.
00:56:41Yeah, if there is a next job.
00:57:01Looks like your girlfriend held up her end of the bargain, Quill.
00:57:04You know for sure it's her.
00:57:06Checking.
00:57:09Same designation as before.
00:57:10It's definitely Alice Hope.
00:57:31What are they doing to my ship?
00:57:33Relax.
00:57:34Standard Nova Corps procedure.
00:57:36My ship's fine.
00:57:37Which part?
00:57:38Ask Quill.
00:57:39He's the one who keeps crashing it.
00:57:46All right.
00:57:47Let's pay that fine.
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:51Here we go.
00:57:53All right.
00:57:54Let's pay that fine.
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:57Here we go.
00:57:58Here we go.
00:58:03If they so much as scratched her paints, we get Nova Corps to reduce our fine.
00:58:09Good luck with that.
00:58:10It's gross negligence.
00:58:12Negligence.
00:58:13That's what I said.
00:58:18Okay.
00:58:19It's not supposed to be this empty.
00:58:24Is it a holiday?
00:58:25Space cops don't take holidays.
00:58:29Hello?
00:58:32We're here to pay a fine?
00:58:34Looking for Centurion Corel?
00:58:38Door's locked.
00:58:39Well, we tried.
00:58:40Come on.
00:58:41Let's go.
00:58:42We're not leaving.
00:58:43We'll go to them if we have to.
00:58:45Look.
00:58:46The door controls are on the other side if we can get you there.
00:58:59Come on.
00:59:07Door's locked.
00:59:08We ain't going back that way.
00:59:10I thought the Nova Corps had more ships.
00:59:12I heard they got, uh, staffing issues.
00:59:14From who?
00:59:15People.
00:59:16In places.
00:59:17With, uh, other people.
00:59:18Peter Quill.
00:59:20I found this.
00:59:21I found this.
00:59:27Sector 1.
00:59:28Check in.
00:59:29Sector 1 sweep complete.
00:59:3175% acceptance rate.
00:59:33It is as she promised.
00:59:35Have faith.
00:59:37The promise will be made real.
00:59:39Proceed to Sector 7.
00:59:41With faith.
00:59:43Well, the good news is we're not alone.
00:59:45There's lots of chatter.
00:59:46Tell them I want my ship back.
00:59:47My ship?
00:59:48I sense there's a but.
00:59:49But it sounds like they're searching for something or someone.
00:59:51Could explain why no one's around.
00:59:53Who gives a flark?
00:59:54Tell them to get their golden butts up here.
00:59:59Let's keep looking.
01:00:01Or we could focus on getting off this forkack to Space Station.
01:00:04The door's flarked, remember?
01:00:05There's ways to win flark things, Gamora.
01:00:07Believe me.
01:00:08Bums don't count.
01:00:09What about that?
01:00:10Where do you think that goes?
01:00:12Down.
01:00:14Getting up for me.
01:00:16Guys, Corell's ship is right there.
01:00:18We just need to...
01:00:19What?
01:00:20What do we need to do, Quill?
01:00:22A whole bunch of whacked-out space cops just tried to vaporize us.
01:00:25And you want to go looking for a rematch?
01:00:27Because your girlfriend might be in trouble?
01:00:29That's not what I'm doing, and she's not my girlfriend.
01:00:31Could have fooled me.
01:00:32Rocket!
01:00:33The only thing that this is about is getting our ship back.
01:00:36We find Corell, and then none of this is our problem anymore.
01:00:38You're right.
01:00:39It won't be our problem anymore.
01:00:41Because we didn't sign up for this.
01:00:43It won't be our problem anymore.
01:00:44Because we didn't sign up to be run around halfway across the galaxy by a cop-loving human.
01:00:49I am Groot.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53Seriously, Corell?
01:00:55Join the Guardian, she said.
01:00:56Go be good for your mental health, she said.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03Listen to Flark, copy.
01:01:05Groot and I are getting off this, Dastrok.
01:01:08Anyone who'd like a ride can follow us.
01:01:11Everyone else can go to hell.
01:01:17I prefer the rodent splat.
01:01:23So try.
01:01:24Come on, Rocket.
01:01:25You can't stay mad at me.
01:01:27Wanna bet?
01:01:28All right.
01:01:29Bay is clear.
01:01:30Extending catwalks.
01:01:32And...
01:01:33Flark!
01:01:34What's up?
01:01:35The clamps won't release.
01:01:36Those whack jobs must have triggered a lockdown.
01:01:39Can you override it?
01:01:40Wouldn't be much of a lockdown if I could.
01:01:42I can hold her in position and get the engines warmed up.
01:01:45But you're gonna have to release those clamps manually.
01:01:53Get ready.
01:01:56Now!
01:01:58Move, move, move!
01:02:01Hold her back!
01:02:10Hold her back!
01:02:33Now what?
01:02:34We should set course for Contraxia.
01:02:36They bear our issues over a cold potential reboot.
01:02:40I don't hate it, but...
01:02:46We should report what we saw first, right?
01:02:52Cause that's our biggest problem, Quill.
01:02:55Come on, Groot. We got scut to do.
01:02:57Rocket!
01:03:00What's with him?
01:03:02The Abomination is never happy.
01:03:06Rocket's got a point, though.
01:03:08Our cons are Flarked, the tracker's still counting down, and Corell could be anywhere in the universe.
01:03:14It's not looking good.
01:03:16We are in the place between hard rocks.
01:03:21You mean a rock and a hard place.
01:03:24That is what I said.
01:03:25Hala knows we could use a night off.
01:03:28So...
01:03:29Contraxia?
01:03:32We should go to Nowhere instead.
01:03:34Ah, another suitable location to partake in liberal libations.
01:03:37To report what we saw.
01:03:40Look, me and Cosmo go way back.
01:03:43He's chief of security. He'll make sure the right people know about the rock.
01:03:47And the tracker and fine?
01:03:48Rocket's got a guy in Nowhere.
01:03:50We killed two birds with one stone.
01:03:53Okay.
01:03:54I'll set the coordinates.
01:04:00Maybe...
01:04:02talk to Rocket?
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:35Ah, Nowhere.
01:04:37The last space port on the edge of the known universe and home to the best black market deals you can find.
01:04:42And surprisingly good noodles.
01:04:44You ever wonder what kind of person found it and was like,
01:04:46Oh, look! The severed head of a giant celestial being.
01:04:49Let's drill holes in it and live inside.
01:04:51They wanted the brain tissue.
01:04:53Very rare. Very valuable.
01:04:55The marketplace came after.
01:04:57Along with noodles.
01:04:58And the tracker.
01:05:00Very valuable.
01:05:01The marketplace came after.
01:05:03Along with noodles.
01:05:10You are certain this Cosmo is trustworthy, Peter Quill?
01:05:13Of course. He's chief of security.
01:05:15And Nowhere.
01:05:18And as such, probably deals in Novacore all the time.
01:05:24Trust me.
01:05:25He's gonna want to know about the rock.
01:05:28What are they doing back there?
01:05:30Shenanigans, likely.
01:05:34See you never, flarkbags!
01:05:42Fine. Whatever.
01:05:43We'll guard Cosmo and then we'll go out and have a good time.
01:05:46Come on.
01:06:01Nexus, what are you-
01:06:02Do you still have those suicidal urges?
01:06:04What? No.
01:06:07And you thought joining a team would be bad for you.
01:06:10Hi.
01:06:12Sun Lord, right?
01:06:14Is it Rockstar?
01:06:16It's Star Lord.
01:06:18Hey, that's right. I forget which version of you I've met.
01:06:20Did you do the thing yet?
01:06:24What is the thing she is referring to?
01:06:27No idea.
01:06:29Hi. I don't know if we've met yet. I'm-
01:06:33No.
01:06:35No, no, no.
01:06:36It's not-
01:06:40No, he's lying!
01:06:41I mean-
01:06:45By the Kotatis he wrote, the broken promise of love will be mended.
01:07:01Mantis, you okay?
01:07:05Oh, hey, Gamora!
01:07:07You look less depressed.
01:07:09Thanks.
01:07:10Thanks.
01:07:12Don't worry. It's always weird the first time.
01:07:15Celestial Madonna!
01:07:20Hi, guys!
01:07:21You should not be in this place.
01:07:23Actually, I'm exactly where I need to be.
01:07:26I think.
01:07:27No.
01:07:28Yes, this is where I need to be. Or needed to be.
01:07:32Am needed, yes.
01:07:34Wait, why are you here?
01:07:36You cannot keep leaving the sanctuary. It's not safe.
01:07:39There are rumblings in the galaxy.
01:07:43When aren't there rumblings in the galaxy?
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:49You're gonna keep making my face.
01:07:54It was nice seeing you again, Gamora.
01:07:58Star guy?
01:07:59You mean me?
01:08:00Okay, bye.
01:08:10Fuck.
01:08:12So, you want us to bring them back here?
01:08:15Not necessary.
01:08:16Transport will be waiting once we've captured the target.
01:08:19That'll work.
01:08:21We'll be in touch.
01:08:26Let's go, Groove.
01:08:32What's the big idea, man?
01:08:34Think you got me confused with somebody else, pal?
01:08:36Come on, Rocky, let's talk about this.
01:08:39Can you believe this guy?
01:08:45You can't just quit. We need you.
01:08:48Well, I don't need you.
01:08:50Find some other sucker to keep your ship together.
01:08:54You're more than just...
01:09:00I know that blonde mop anywhere.
01:09:05Ita Quinn!
01:09:08Uh, actually, maybe we can stick around for a bit, can't you, player?
01:09:12Last time I see you, you was running away from Mordelia.
01:09:16With your bridges, off and done.
01:09:20Get ready for a fight.
01:09:22I'm always ready.
01:09:26What the?
01:09:28I don't know what's going on here,
01:09:31but I thought we was friends, Ita.
01:09:38Or did you forget about me?
01:09:44What? No, man, of course.
01:09:46Of course we remember you, right, Gamora?
01:09:49Uh, yeah.
01:09:51You and Peter fought in the war together?
01:09:56What? I never fought in no war.
01:10:00And who the hell is Gamora?
01:10:03Uh, the most dangerous woman in the galaxy. You never heard of her?
01:10:07You need an agent.
01:10:09You don't remember, Ita?
01:10:12You and me!
01:10:14Storm Raiders!
01:10:18Together till the end!
01:10:22What is he talking about?
01:10:26Oh, oh, oh, it's a song, right?
01:10:30It is?
01:10:31Of course it's a song.
01:10:33The one that was playing when Peter and me made our unbreakable blood oath.
01:10:39You did?
01:10:41Unbreakable blood oath? That is a serious commitment, Peter Quill.
01:10:47Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, of course, I remember.
01:10:50You, me, the music.
01:10:53It tells you what, Ita.
01:10:55How about you and me?
01:10:57Storm Raid together!
01:11:00One more time.
01:11:17Bartender, get me a cocktail stick, I need to poke my ears out.
01:11:22That's the spirit, Ita!
01:11:24Now, come here.
01:11:30For Flark's sake, let's go, Groot.
01:11:36Good times, good times, good times!
01:11:44You running the Ravagers now?
01:11:47I hear Yondu's doing time in the kiln.
01:11:50Me? Me, no, I got a new crew now.
01:11:53You, still doing that thing you do?
01:11:57No, sirree, Novikov, my partner on Malivia.
01:12:02But that's okay.
01:12:04I got a new business partner now.
01:12:08Into animal husbandry, you can say.
01:12:14Ain't no animal gonna have no husbands after she's through with them.
01:12:21Help! Help!
01:12:26Which reminds me, my place to be going.
01:12:30Oh, really? That's too bad.
01:12:34Ah, well, listen, Ita.
01:12:37I want to apologize for almost shooting you.
01:12:41Oh, you weren't actually gonna shoot me?
01:12:44Oh, I would have, right in the head.
01:12:48Oh, but that's not the way to treat a Stormrider, is it?
01:12:53All right, so, I got you this instead.
01:12:59Uh, what is it?
01:13:01It's a ticket for Collector's Emporium.
01:13:06Yeah, I bought it thinking I'd have three!
01:13:11You go and check out the oddities.
01:13:14Wow, thanks, man, that's awesome.
01:13:16Yeah, my pleasure. And remember...
01:13:20Ride the Storm!
01:13:25Stormrider! Stormrider!
01:13:34Okay, bye.
01:13:38Nice one, Peter.
01:13:41Could have been worse.
01:13:45Where's Rocket?
01:13:46The rodent left the bar once he realized you would not be killed.
01:13:50Ah, great.
01:13:54I need to leave.
01:13:56Uh, something wrong?
01:13:58It's not your business, Peter Quill.
01:14:00Do not wait for me.
01:14:02What the heck was that?
01:14:03Tracks!
01:14:05Watch it, Storm!
01:14:06Watch yourself, jerky red guy!
01:14:11Can you believe that?
01:14:15Uh...
01:14:20Nora!
01:14:26I guess I'll go talk to Cosmo alone.
01:14:44That's not good.
01:14:57Lookie what we got here.
01:15:00Watch it, Star-Lord.
01:15:02And what's a filthy, scut-stained Terran doing out here, awesome?
01:15:07Hiding's what I think, Garrick.
01:15:09Aye. Terran's always behind.
01:15:13Because everybody knows Terrans are scrawny.
01:15:16And good for eating.
01:15:19Uh, if you're into that.
01:15:21We might be into that.
01:15:23Except for the bounty.
01:15:25Hey, guys.
01:15:26Wouldn't happen to know where Cosmo's office is, would ya?
01:15:30I get the distinct feeling that you're looking for someone of the Earth persuasion.
01:15:34I get it, man. I get it.
01:15:36Us Earthers, we all look the same.
01:15:38It's not like you guys, who very clearly look different.
01:15:41Get to the point, Terran.
01:15:43The point is, is I can help you find who you're actually looking for.
01:15:47Terrans do all look the same.
01:15:50Except this Terran's got a word on his back.
01:15:53Just like the bounty says.
01:15:55What's that word on your back say?
01:15:57Uh, By Hard Nowhere?
01:16:01Or maybe it says Star-Lord.
01:16:04Either way...
01:16:06Get him!
01:16:08Okay, okay, okay.
01:16:09Yep, yep, time out.
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:13Heart is pumping.
01:16:16Guys, it's very clear that we're evenly matched here.
01:16:19Ha! No, we ain't.
01:16:21We're completely invincible.
01:16:23Oh, well, that sucks.
01:16:25But we're all professionals here, right?
01:16:27Right? Maybe we can work something out.
01:16:30Yeah!
01:16:38Peter, shoot now!
01:16:40We need to keep them separated!
01:16:59Huh?
01:17:04Miss us?
01:17:05What is happening?
01:17:25Come on, it's gonna be sick.
01:17:27It's about these zombies that invade Earth.
01:17:29And then it's about these kids that have to blow them away.
01:17:31Of course you would remember that.
01:17:33And then I ask you if you packed your lunch and you give me a blank stare.
01:17:36I'll be careful, Mom. I always am.
01:17:39Not so fast.
01:17:41Before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about.
01:17:43Something I want to give you.
01:17:44Twenty bucks?
01:17:46Don't push it.
01:17:48Think of it as a long overdue gift from your father.
01:17:53It's upstairs on my bed.
01:17:54Go on and get it while I finish up in the kitchen.
01:17:57And we can open it together.
01:18:07I knew you wouldn't wait.
01:18:15Do you know what a birthright is, Peter?
01:18:18It's something that's a part of you.
01:18:20Like your name.
01:18:24Before your father returned to space.
01:18:26Mom.
01:18:27I know it sounds crazy that you've never believed me, but something has changed.
01:18:32And now more than ever you need to trust me.
01:18:36And maybe this will help.
01:18:47Wow.
01:18:50Easy there, cowboy.
01:18:53These belong to your father.
01:18:56I used to think he left these for our protection.
01:19:00But they might as well be paperweights.
01:19:03Still, if they're enough to convince you of who he really was,
01:19:07then maybe they're protection enough.
01:19:10Protection from what?
01:19:14Your father wasn't just from another planet, Peter.
01:19:16He was... he was important.
01:19:19And important men have enemies.
01:19:21What do you mean, important?
01:19:27He was king.
01:19:29Of an entire world.
01:19:33Called Spartax.
01:19:35Far, far away.
01:19:38And he was a great leader.
01:19:41And the way you look after people, Peter, I know you're going to be just like him.
01:19:47But leading is never easy.
01:19:53Your father left to protect us.
01:19:56And for 13 years it worked.
01:20:00But now something's coming.
01:20:02I know we're being watched.
01:20:04Mom, if you really wanted to play a game that bad, you could have just said so.
01:20:09I hope I'm wrong, Peter. I really do.
01:20:16But being the son of a king on any planet
01:20:19means that you are going to have a target on your back for the rest of your life.
01:20:25And you're plenty brave.
01:20:27But you're going to have to be smart.
01:20:30Things may get messy.
01:20:35I'm going to let Kubrick out.
01:20:37I'll be right back.
01:20:54Sick!
01:21:00Oh, shit.
01:21:01No!
01:21:08No!
01:21:18Mom?
01:21:35Mom!
01:21:38Mom!
01:21:41They had to pick today, all day.
01:21:44You don't think this was a coincidence, do you, Mom?
01:22:01Mom?
01:22:02No! Mom!
01:22:05Mom! Stop! Mom!
01:22:08No! No!
01:22:11Please, no!
01:22:14It's okay.
01:22:27Let go!
01:22:33What the...
01:22:35Hello, buddy.
01:22:37What are you doing there?
01:22:39You Scots got luck.
01:22:41The word is mud.
01:22:43That's what he said.
01:22:45Sheesh, no use being pediatric.
01:22:47Oh, crap.
01:22:49We killed a lot of you.
01:22:51But not you.
01:22:53Mr. Big Words. Nope.
01:22:55Lady H wanted you alive.
01:22:57Not you alive.
01:22:58Then you have failed your mission. Miserably.
01:23:01Peter Quill.
01:23:02These lackluster bounty hunters claim Lady Hellbender hired them to kill us.
01:23:12Ow! The little bugger just scratched me!
01:23:14Oh, I'll do more than that. I'll murderize ya.
01:23:18Hey, guys. Didn't expect to see you here.
01:23:21Yeah, cramped flat-nard.
01:23:22Flat-nard?
01:23:23Yeah, and a scruff-chewing one, too.
01:23:24Shut up and get in there.
01:23:30Come on, dude. What's your problem?
01:23:32You are. That's why we quit.
01:23:34I am, dude.
01:23:35Yes, you did. Now stop talking to him.
01:23:38Bucket, buddy, come on. We had a good thing going.
01:23:41You and Groot are better than two-bit bounty hunters.
01:23:44Scoff.
01:23:45What did you say?
01:23:46I said, scoff.
01:23:48You don't say scoff, you just scoff.
01:23:51Oh, so now I don't express myself proper-like?
01:23:54Rocket, dude.
01:23:55Woof.
01:23:56We should have left you in when we bucked the chance.
01:23:58Like we are.
01:23:59You don't.
01:24:00You bark in front of me. I told you a bajillion times.
01:24:03I'm not a barking animal.
01:24:05What were you talking about?
01:24:06Woof.
01:24:07Woof.
01:24:21Sorcerer.
01:24:22What's this?
01:24:23Where are we?
01:24:24You ought to have been still all nowhere.
01:24:26Ha, Osmo. How you doing, buddy? We were just about-
01:24:30Woof, woof.
01:24:31The Guardian of Galaxies will tell Cosmo why they broke into Continuum Cortex.
01:24:41Or Cosmo will conjure worse psychic Gulag.
01:24:46Broke into the...
01:24:47Do not feed Cosmo cat biscuits, Peter Quill.
01:24:54You work with blood brothers.
01:24:58So pesky raccoon and sentient tree friend can use Continuum Cortex.
01:25:05Cosmo also know Guardian of Galaxies have Nova Tracker on ship.
01:25:12Okay, I'm sure it's just one big misunderstanding.
01:25:16Right?
01:25:17Right.
01:25:18We're here because something happened on the...
01:25:23Guardian of Galaxies were on Nova Rock?
01:25:26Yeah, we went to find Centurion Corral and pay our fine.
01:25:29Why?
01:25:31Strange transmissions spreading across galaxy.
01:25:35Like rabbits in springtime.
01:25:38Cosmo send many team to investigate non-return.
01:25:42Now Nova Rock sending same signal.
01:25:45Guardian of Galaxies will tell me what they saw.
01:25:49Nova Corps were killing each other.
01:25:52Looks like they were drinking Funky Juice or something.
01:25:55Or join the cult.
01:25:57Yeah, during that ritual with the priest.
01:25:59They kept talking about a promise.
01:26:02Right away, sir.
01:26:05Fraternity of Raptors.
01:26:07Cult of the Negative Zones.
01:26:09Universal marriage.
01:26:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
01:26:13That's them.
01:26:15That old man that's with them.
01:26:17Shuttle exploded on the Hala's Hope.
01:26:21Grand Unifier Raker.
01:26:23Leader of the Universal Church of Truths.
01:26:26That name ring bells for Cosmo.
01:26:28His old cult.
01:26:30Very powerful during Galactic War.
01:26:32Now, not so much.
01:26:34You said the Rock was transmitting a signal.
01:26:36What if the religion were somehow...
01:26:38And yet, the Universal Church of Truths died with Ghaul's king caught.
01:26:44Let us investigate the Hala's Hope for you.
01:26:48What?
01:26:50You said none of your teams returned, right?
01:26:53Seems to me like you're short-staffed.
01:26:55And we want to find out what happened as much as you do.
01:27:00We do?
01:27:02So let us investigate for you.
01:27:07Always a kitsch, Peter Quill.
01:27:10And not the fun kind with Ghaul.
01:27:17What Guardian of Galaxies want in return?
01:27:20Simple.
01:27:22Drop the charges.
01:27:24Contact Nova Corps HQ and get the Worldmind to forgive our fine.
01:27:28Then we'll go.
01:27:32It's not being so easy.
01:27:36Face it, Dogbreath.
01:27:38You need us.
01:27:40Us?
01:27:41For now.
01:27:42Unless you got someone else stupid enough to go.
01:27:51In Soviet Russia, Cosmo would not trust words of capitalist scum.
01:27:56But this is not Motherland.
01:27:58And Cosmo no power of collateral.
01:28:01Guardianship stale nowhere.
01:28:04What? You can't say that!
01:28:05You can't say that!
01:28:06You can't say that!
01:28:07You can't say that!
01:28:08You can't say that!
01:28:09You can't say that!
01:28:10Stale nowhere.
01:28:11What? You can't take our ship!
01:28:13My ship.
01:28:14How are we going to find the Hallows Hope?
01:28:16Especi Raccoon.
01:28:17Now come. Essences of time.
01:28:26So where are we going exactly?
01:28:28To original settlement.
01:28:30From early days.
01:28:31Before Kira got caught.
01:28:33You mean the first mining colony is still here?
01:28:35Da.
01:28:36Now abandoned.
01:28:37Mostly.
01:28:39Entirely.
01:28:40Da.
01:28:41Da.
01:29:06This is the place you broke into.
01:29:08Broke implies it took effort.
01:29:10So what is this? Like another elevator?
01:29:13They'll figure it out.
01:29:14Please to stand back, Guardian of Galaxies.
01:29:17Whoa.
01:29:18What kind of livesome witchcraft is this?
01:29:21I know.
01:29:22It's like they've never seen a giant transdimensional hand before.
01:29:25Please to step in, Paul.
01:29:27What if things go sideways?
01:29:29How do we get back?
01:29:30With passport.
01:29:31Can communicate with Cosmo.
01:29:33And if emergency, bring Guardian of Galaxies back.
01:29:38Better you take it than Captain Valor over here.
01:29:40This time, investigate Nova ship.
01:29:43Use passport to report findings.
01:29:46And you'll speak to world mine?
01:29:48Get rid of that fine, right?
01:29:50Goes on good best.
01:29:51Good luck, Guardian of Galaxies.
01:29:54Anyone see any seafelts?
01:29:57You better not throw up this time.
01:30:01Sorcery?
01:30:02I was going to say dizzying.
01:30:05Are you good?
01:30:06You get used to it.
01:30:07Are we in space?
01:30:09Somewhere between space, between decades, between time, between realities, even.
01:30:14What do you mean, between?
01:30:16We could theoretically go wherever and whenever, at least.
01:30:20Even the places that don't exist, but do.
01:30:23That's incredible.
01:30:26Avengers!
01:30:28Assemble!
01:30:30You gotta name his Avengers.
01:30:35Is that sound normal?
01:30:37Normal.
01:30:38You ain't heard nothing yet.
01:30:40Oh, Pat Benatar and John Jet watch over us.
01:30:43Who are these gods you speak of?
01:30:45Goddesses.
01:30:49Uh, Drax?
01:30:51I am not the one laughing.
01:30:53It's obviously an ill omen of our independent deaths.
01:30:56No matter where you hide, I will find you.
01:30:59Or it's an alternate reality.
01:31:03I know what you sound like.
01:31:05I am proud of you.
01:31:07Definitely an alternate reality.
01:31:13Hey, look!
01:31:14It's Spider-Man!
01:31:15Wait, is that Earth?
01:31:17Peter!
01:31:18Mom?
01:31:19Come on, you're late for the promissory.
01:31:21Come on in, Janie.
01:31:22Peter will be up in a second.
01:31:23Really?
01:31:24Janie?
01:31:25Okay, next stop, Palace Hope.
01:31:27Probably.
01:31:28Hold on, Groot.
01:31:29Here we go.
01:31:31Clark and Halo!
01:31:33Okay, here we go!
01:31:36Okay, I got the battery installed, Gamora, but nothing's happening.
01:31:40Seriously?
01:31:42Uh, fine.
01:31:43I'll tell them.
01:31:44Listen up, slug-breath.
01:31:46Tell me what you see.
01:31:48Uh, there's a blue wire and two connections, yellow and red.
01:31:51And one black wire.
01:31:53Uh, there's a blue wire and two connections, yellow and red.
01:31:56And one big green thing.
01:31:58Don't touch the green thing!
01:31:59Okay, okay.
01:32:01First, plug the wire to either connection.
01:32:04All we need is a little jumpstart.
01:32:09Here goes nothing!
01:32:11Oh, crap!
01:32:17You touched the green thing, didn't you?
01:32:21Clark, it breaks!
01:32:27Everybody, just hold on!
01:32:34I'm... I'm slipping!
01:32:51No!
01:32:55Gravity was not restored.
01:32:57You had one job, Quill.
01:32:58I did exactly what...
01:33:05Careful, Peter Quill.
01:33:07In my experience, children often booby-trap their toys.
01:33:10It's not Nicky's, it's mine.
01:33:12So we're just claiming our stuff now? Because if we are...
01:33:14No, I mean it literally used to belong to me.
01:33:17Uh, Quill, you gotta see this.
01:33:22This kid's obsessed with you.
01:33:23Wait, why does she have your toy?
01:33:25It's just something I gave to Corell when we were together during the war, like a keepsake.
01:33:30It doesn't mean anything.
01:33:32Does, uh, this mean anything?
01:33:35How old is the child?
01:33:39Twelve.
01:33:42Congratulations, Peter Quill.
01:33:44You will make a terrible father.
01:33:46Unless the child is dead, in which case, it does not matter.
01:33:49Wait, wait.
01:33:50Yes, okay.
01:33:51So the dates maybe kind of match up, so it's possible, I guess.
01:33:55It's only that I had a health class on this.
01:33:57Inspiring.
01:33:58Can we just focus on if Corell and Nicky are okay?
01:34:01They're clearly not here, so let's move on and keep looking.
01:34:11Hey, isn't that...
01:34:13The mining ship we explored in the Quarantine Zone, yeah.
01:34:16Where's the footage from?
01:34:19Signal's stronger.
01:34:20We must be close.
01:34:22How close?
01:34:23Hard to say.
01:34:24Too much interference.
01:34:31It's the Chariot Corell.
01:34:33Found something.
01:34:44Hey, what are you...
01:34:46Clark!
01:34:49Run!
01:34:53She went in after we left.
01:34:55Oh, Clark.
01:34:57That thing.
01:34:59You don't think.
01:35:00It is the creature that devoured our monster.
01:35:04Could have been a million things.
01:35:05I mean, it's restricted space for a reason.
01:35:07I am Groot.
01:35:08No, you're a Lotus scut.
01:35:10That thing's got nothing to do with us.
01:35:13The gem Corell picked up.
01:35:15I think it's the same one we shot in the Quarantine Zone.
01:35:18Uh, we?
01:35:19You're the one who shot it.
01:35:20Fine, the gem I shot.
01:35:22The point is, is that shadow thing came out of it.
01:35:26We did this.
01:35:28The Quarantine Zone's a giant death trap.
01:35:30So we released a shadow thing.
01:35:33We made it out, didn't we?
01:35:34Your stupid girlfriend probably did too.
01:35:36You've been saying the whole time she's probably dead.
01:35:38Eh, probably alive, probably dead.
01:35:40Whatever.
01:35:41The point is, we're all fine.
01:35:43Corell is tough.
01:35:44If anyone made it out, it's her.
01:35:46We know it.
01:36:03Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:36:08You misread our intentions.
01:36:11No, you've made them pretty clear.
01:36:14Sometimes sacrifices...
01:36:20I had to check.
01:36:23Groot, sweep the leg.
01:36:28Grand Unifier.
01:36:30Breaker.
01:36:31Right?
01:36:33First, let me just say, it's really cool that you've heard of us, right, guys?
01:36:37And it's cool that you didn't try to kill us just then.
01:36:39Especially with your two pals right there.
01:36:41Could have totally ripped us apart the moment you walked in.
01:36:44Which we obviously all appreciate.
01:36:47But also, we've kind of got a few questions, like...
01:36:52Where are Centurion Corell and her daughter?
01:36:58You came here seeking truth.
01:37:01Rejoice.
01:37:04The Matriarch wishes to share it with you.
01:37:19Okay, that is really not cool.
01:37:27What do you mean he's not picking up?
01:37:29Cobb.
01:37:33The Matriarch awaits.
01:37:58What's wrong with the passport?
01:38:00Nothing. The Poji ain't picking up.
01:38:02We're stuck here.
01:38:03Hey, at least the dumb guys let us keep our weapons.
01:38:05Demonstrate their lack of fear.
01:38:07It was a proven battle tactic.
01:38:08Cthathian warriors often ride into battle completely naked.
01:38:11Keep your pants on.
01:38:13Although, it could be used as a distraction.
01:38:18Yeah, no.
01:38:20Any other ideas?
01:38:24Any other ideas?
01:38:26Can you froth?
01:38:28I can froth.
01:38:29Can you twitch?
01:38:30Yeah, I'm pretty twitchy.
01:38:31All right. On my cue, you drop, froth, and twitch.
01:38:34While they're all distracted, we take off down one of them side halls.
01:38:38What about me?
01:38:39You, well, you know, you, uh...
01:38:41Take one for the team.
01:38:43I'm not gonna...
01:38:44Walk with me.
01:38:47Come on, Quill. Just grab your chest and drop.
01:38:50Point another plan.
01:38:54Shit.
01:39:01What?
01:39:07Come. Join me.
01:39:12If I intended to kill you.
01:39:24Wow, o-o-okay, that...
01:39:27Uh, that is a cool trick.
01:39:30Will you explain how you did it?
01:39:31Sorcery.
01:39:32I can understand how some might see it that way.
01:39:36But I used science.
01:39:39The science of faith.
01:39:41Faith is not science.
01:39:43But faith energy is.
01:39:46This skiff.
01:39:49My inquisitors.
01:39:51Even Sankrasanct herself.
01:39:54All powered by the same miraculous energy.
01:39:59Energy I discovered.
01:40:01I'm going for the drone. Keep him talking.
01:40:03Now?
01:40:06What?
01:40:07What is this?
01:40:08It's just, um...
01:40:10You, uh...
01:40:12You, uh, discovered stuff, and you claim to, uh...
01:40:17Control energy?
01:40:19Faith energy?
01:40:21Um...
01:40:22I-I think what the Moore's point is, is...
01:40:26You say you have all of this energy.
01:40:29Faith energy.
01:40:30Right, but...
01:40:32When we first saw you, weren't you stranded on Hallows Hope because your shuttle ran out of juice?
01:40:38Yes, I was, but...
01:40:40So why don't you just believe that your ship had more gas?
01:40:45It doesn't work that way.
01:40:47Faith energy is a byproduct of belief.
01:40:51Focused belief.
01:40:54Okay, sure.
01:40:55I saw this proven.
01:40:57Focused belief in him is what enabled us to survive.
01:41:05So, you were saying...
01:41:07Wait.
01:41:09Weren't there more of you?
01:41:10What? No, no, no.
01:41:12No, no.
01:41:13Nope.
01:41:14You were saying something about him?
01:41:16It seems super important.
01:41:18Right, right, uh...
01:41:19Your... father.
01:41:22Uncle.
01:41:23Son?
01:41:25My son died of disease.
01:41:28The him I was referring to was someone else.
01:41:31The first divine vessel of this church, before it was even a church.
01:41:36An absurd faith healer, bathed in golden light and wielding unfathomable power.
01:41:45He saw my loss.
01:41:47Our collective loss.
01:41:49Knew its cause, but refused to reverse it.
01:41:53Because he, personally, never felt what we feel.
01:41:59That is why I founded this church.
01:42:02To heal.
01:42:04To give hope to those who have lost everything.
01:42:10Wait.
01:42:12There were more of you.
01:42:14The little one is missing.
01:42:17Perhaps he died like your son.
01:42:19All of us.
01:42:21What?
01:42:23Right? Yes.
01:42:26Good point, Brute.
01:42:27He is totally into his spiritual mission.
01:42:30But I think I've figured out all of this.
01:42:34Those were some pretty sweet holograms.
01:42:38I think even the world might want one of those.
01:42:40I mean, they must have cost you an arm and a... another arm.
01:42:44Right?
01:42:46And this?
01:42:48That's pretty sweet, Tristan.
01:42:50But everybody's got anti-gravity sticks.
01:42:52Oh, and let me guess.
01:42:53You've got your own personal shield generator tucked under that territory, don't you?
01:42:58A little makeup, some color coordination.
01:43:00I'm loving the gold laser light show, by the way.
01:43:05Pretty sweet little scam.
01:43:08I'm actually impressed.
01:43:10Well, good for you.
01:43:13Hey, I get it, man.
01:43:15You've got to sell the brand before you stage the miracle.
01:43:18Oh, man, this one time on Raj L3...
01:43:20You think you're all very clever.
01:43:25You hope to delay me because you're afraid.
01:43:29There is nothing to fear.
01:43:32Why are you...
01:43:34Get back here where I can see you.
01:43:36Yeah, yeah.
01:43:41It's time to meet the Matriarch.
01:43:49Rakan, tell me you have an escape plan.
01:43:51We're going to summon the Moana.
01:43:52My new buddy will show us the way.
01:43:54You're being very cryptic, Rodent.
01:43:56Yeah, well, I get twitchy when I'm surrounded by...
01:43:57They just want to see their...
01:43:58They just want to see their new mommy.
01:44:00I also think Squill's ex-girlfriend traded in her cop badge for cult robes.
01:44:03Oh, boy.
01:44:04What?
01:44:05I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
01:44:30Iggy.
01:44:32No.
01:44:34No, don't.
01:44:39My maiden has requested the Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:44:46Thank you, Grand Unifier.
01:44:51Guardians, we may approach.
01:44:59Peter Quill, order your offspring to come down from there this instant.
01:45:05Maybe I'm out of line, but...
01:45:08Aren't you a little young for a dress that short?
01:45:14Aren't you a little old to write your name on your clothes?
01:45:20Took you long enough.
01:45:25Yeah, well, you know what chatty grandpa gets.
01:45:29Hey, we're gonna get you out of here.
01:45:31Just follow my lead.
01:45:33But...
01:45:35This is where we're supposed to be.
01:45:39We're gonna save everybody.
01:45:41I'm gonna save them, I promised.
01:45:44Come on, snap out of it, kid.
01:45:46You're just saying what he wants you to say.
01:45:53Hold on, everybody, just...
01:45:54The girl is clearly not herself.
01:45:56Of course I am.
01:45:59But I'm more than just me.
01:46:14What do you mean?
01:46:16Where's your mom?
01:46:18Mom is here.
01:46:21She's right here, inside me.
01:46:25Well, thanks for clearing that up.
01:46:28The light joined us.
01:46:32I thought she was gone, but I can bring her back.
01:46:37They're all waiting for us to bring them back.
01:46:41All we need is faith.
01:46:44The Grand Unifier helped me understand.
01:46:50This is one big con.
01:46:52Trust me, I know a thing or two about...
01:46:54Why can't you just believe in me?
01:46:57Why won't you just listen?
01:47:00Nobody ever listens...
01:47:03Until I show them.
01:47:13Stop, stop!
01:47:15Mom, no!
01:47:16No!
01:47:19Stop!
01:47:20She doesn't have to die, Peter.
01:47:22You can save her.
01:47:25I promise.
01:47:32Get back!
01:47:34Your scaly mess won't touch one hair on his head!
01:47:39I said get back!
01:47:49Oh, Peter!
01:47:52Oh, Peter, my boy!
01:47:55Mom!
01:47:57What's going on?
01:47:59How is this possible?
01:48:00You saved me!
01:48:02That's how.
01:48:03I knew you would never leave me.
01:48:05I didn't, I mean...
01:48:07Look at you!
01:48:08Look at you, all grown up!
01:48:11And into the great leader I knew you would become.
01:48:17Peter, I am so proud of you.
01:48:20Your father would be so proud.
01:48:23I don't understand.
01:48:24I saw you die.
01:48:27Am I...
01:48:29Did I go back?
01:48:30You are here.
01:48:31That's all that matters.
01:48:32We have all the time in the world now.
01:48:34You and me.
01:48:36And your friends, too.
01:48:38My friends?
01:48:39Sure.
01:48:40The house is plenty big enough.
01:48:42And I want to meet this amazing team of yours
01:48:44and hear all about your incredible adventures.
01:48:49That is...
01:48:52You don't know how bad I've wanted this.
01:48:54Oh, nothing will ever break us apart.
01:48:56I promise, Peter.
01:48:59I promise.
01:49:01Let go of me.
01:49:02Stop! Stop hugging me!
01:49:04I can't believe I have you back.
01:49:09This isn't right.
01:49:12Of course it's me, sweetie.
01:49:15It's just been so long.
01:49:17Peter, what are you doing?
01:49:23Please.
01:49:32Now, Peter.
01:49:33While it's distracted, we can reach Nikki.
01:49:37She needs our help.
01:49:39Do it.
01:49:45Dad.
01:49:46Come on, get up.
01:49:47We don't have much time.
01:49:49We need to get everything ready.
01:49:50Mom will be home soon.
01:49:51Come on, get up.
01:49:53Nikki, what?
01:50:05Finally.
01:50:06I need your help.
01:50:07Mom will be home for lunch soon,
01:50:08and I want everything to be perfect.
01:50:09Perfect?
01:50:10For her birthday.
01:50:12That's today.
01:50:13Did you forget again?
01:50:15Uh, no.
01:50:16No, of course not.
01:50:17I just don't remember falling asleep.
01:50:21Great.
01:50:22So can you help me set everything up like we said yesterday?
01:50:25I just need help with the holoprojector,
01:50:27and then there's the cake and the present that we got her.
01:50:29I want everything to be perfect before she gets home.
01:50:32Oh, okay.
01:50:36Surprise!
01:50:38Peter?
01:50:39What are you two?
01:50:41No!
01:50:46Don't believe it, Peter.
01:50:47This isn't real.
01:50:49She's being tricked.
01:50:53She never should have been here.
01:50:58What she saw.
01:51:01I don't know how,
01:51:03but the three of us are connected now.
01:51:06That thing, that thing has her,
01:51:08but she can still be saved.
01:51:13She has to accept my death.
01:51:15She must.
01:51:17Show her how to let me go.
01:51:21Free my daughter.
01:51:23Save her.
01:51:26Please!
01:51:29Please!
01:51:40Child!
01:51:43Get the matriarch out of here, now!
01:51:53By rejecting the promise,
01:51:55you are proving yourself unworthy.
01:51:58Am I any...
01:52:25Hey, Grandpa!
01:52:26You think we're afraid of your goons?
01:52:31They do not leave this chamber.
01:52:41Oh, crap!
01:52:44Clark, just jump!
01:52:56Oh, shit.
01:53:02That must be the comm relay.
01:53:04I'll take it off this heap.
01:53:06So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
01:53:09I'm gonna need your help.
01:53:11Sure.
01:53:12All right.
01:53:13Just stand right here.
01:53:16Okay.
01:53:18Perfect.
01:53:26Okay.
01:53:32Why are we pretending we did not witness
01:53:34what we witnessed in the ceremonial chamber?
01:53:37Because the promise is an insidious lie.
01:53:40How can you be certain?
01:53:41Because I wanted to believe it,
01:53:43but I knew when I woke up it...
01:53:45Would all be gone.
01:53:49What did you see?
01:53:52I...
01:53:55I...
01:54:04I saw my mom.
01:54:08Alive.
01:54:13But there was something else there, too.
01:54:16A shadow.
01:54:18Yeah, exactly.
01:54:21Whatever it is, it's using the girl.
01:54:23I don't know.
01:54:24Probably fed her alive her own.
01:54:29Oh, crap.
01:54:30I know, she's...
01:54:31Clark, it's Scott!
01:54:36What?
01:54:37That was completely intentional.
01:54:39The Milano's on her way.
01:54:45Thanks, bud.
01:54:47All right, let's split,
01:54:49before the Faith Brigade realizes what we did.
01:54:53Okay.
01:55:24I...
01:55:26I...
01:55:53I...