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00:01:00we'll bring hell down from above
00:01:04tonight we ride straight into the fire
00:01:09are you ready to go, go, go?
00:01:12we'll make our stand, don't give a damn
00:01:16this is our time to go broke
00:01:18we see you boys
00:01:20no wonder you couldn't hear me
00:01:22is that your new tape?
00:01:23Star-Lord? Who's the guy with the scary eyes?
00:01:34He doesn't have a name. He's one of the Space Riders. And he's not scary, he's cool.
00:01:40Your Space Rider's certainly got his hands full.
00:01:51Pretty far out!
00:01:52Nobody says far out anymore, Ma. Ma!
00:01:56What? Nobody says far out anymore.
00:01:59Oh, your mom.
00:02:01Maybe we should see if we can get tickets to see them live.
00:02:04Really?
00:02:06Your mom may not look it, but I was quite the rocker when I was your age.
00:02:10Your father and I would just
00:02:11lie on the hood of my old Chevy and listen to Black Sabbath.
00:02:14You like Black Sabbath?
00:02:16Like I said,
00:02:17your mom's cooler than you think.
00:02:21We'd look up at the stars and he'd tell me all about the places he'd been.
00:02:30Mom?
00:02:31How about some cake, huh?
00:02:33Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:02:36You said that fifteen minutes ago.
00:02:39If you don't hurry, I'm gonna eat that whole cake myself.
00:02:41No, you wouldn't.
00:02:42Yes, I would.
00:02:43You wouldn't.
00:02:44Yes, I would.
00:02:44Hey, watch the hair.
00:02:48Ow!
00:02:50Peter!
00:02:51You've talked about you leaving your toys on the floor.
00:02:54It's not a toy, it's an action figure.
00:02:57More like an action landmine.
00:03:00Stab your foot, I win.
00:03:02He doesn't even...
00:03:04Never mind.
00:03:07Thirteen whole years.
00:03:09Look at you.
00:03:10Where does time go?
00:03:12I'll be up in a sec, I promise.
00:03:16Right.
00:03:21Are you ready to go, go, go?
00:03:32Peter Quill.
00:03:35Peter Quill, wake up.
00:03:38Holy crap, Drax.
00:03:40You gotta stop doing this, man.
00:03:42It's weird.
00:03:44We are approaching the quarantine zone.
00:03:48How long was I out for?
00:03:5015,338 ticks.
00:03:53That's... very specific.
00:03:56The Betrayer is ready to begin our mission.
00:03:58She has requested your presence in the cockpit.
00:04:00Gamora's on our side, Drax.
00:04:02She is the spawn of my sworn enemy, a murderess and a traitor.
00:04:06I do not trust her.
00:04:07Well, try.
00:04:08We're supposed to be a team.
00:04:10I make no promises.
00:04:18Okay.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:57That's my chair.
00:04:59Oh.
00:05:00Then why aren't you in it?
00:05:02I was, uh... strategizing.
00:05:05It's one thing to get into the zone, but we still gotta catch that monster.
00:05:09Right.
00:05:11So did I miss anything?
00:05:13Other than a ton of suspicious glares from Drax, not really.
00:05:17If you're done strategizing, feel free to grab your seat.
00:05:21We're almost ready to go.
00:05:40And... we're in.
00:05:43Incredible.
00:05:45I didn't realize there was so much stuff left after the war.
00:05:49Restraint wasn't very popular in the Chitauri army, especially with Thanos in charge.
00:05:54Yeah, it's probably all harmless now.
00:05:56I mean, Nova Corps had twelve years to get rid of the heavy-duty explosives, right?
00:06:01That's why I like you, Quill. You're so pure.
00:06:04Oh, the wonderful and terrible things I could do with all this.
00:06:10Stay focused, Merlin. We did not come here to scavenge.
00:06:13Why not?
00:06:14Thanos' weapon system's good use in overall. Plus, there's good money in it.
00:06:18The beast that we seek is far more valuable to the Monster Queen of Seknofgai than any illegally-acquired salvage.
00:06:25Whoa!
00:06:28This place is really shippy.
00:06:31I'm not seeing a monster.
00:06:33That big cylinder up ahead looks like the mining ship Peter's friend is set to look for.
00:06:38Friend?
00:06:40Knight? And you'll see the monster soon as we place Rocket's monster-summoning thingies.
00:06:45Clark, yeah. Group, Quill, Soda. Team Rocket's up first.
00:06:53I still do not understand why I must remain on board with the Assassin.
00:06:56Because you're part of Green Team.
00:07:00You assigned me to the team before you named it. My skin is not green. It's teal.
00:07:05Teal?
00:07:07What?
00:07:09Listen, if we want to trick the monster into going inside that mining rig, we need to place thumpers on both sides.
00:07:14Two sides, two teams.
00:07:16And two cliffs on the drop side.
00:07:18Ground's too steep for the land of ships. You'll need to jump.
00:07:22That's our cue. Let's go, group.
00:07:28Don't worry. Once the thumpers are placed, we'll meet in the middle and we'll capture the monster. Together.
00:07:35Very well.
00:07:39Thumper one, done.
00:07:41Meet you at the rendezvous point.
00:07:46Yes! The resin can hold a store ship!
00:07:50I'm telling you, it's totally safe. See? I'll even prove it. Huh? Look at this.
00:07:57Yes! The resin can hold a store ship!
00:08:01I'm telling you, it's totally safe. See? I'll even prove it. Huh? Look at this.
00:08:10You rock it? I'm sorry.
00:08:14Nice jump!
00:08:27Groot! Groot!
00:08:36Groot! Buddy, you're okay!
00:08:41Fine. You flarky piece of moldy driftwood! You could have died saving me!
00:08:50I love you too, you selfless son of a truck.
00:08:56Come on, Quill. He says he'll meet us at the mining ship. I don't want to make him wait.
00:09:26Come on, Quill. He says he'll meet us at the mining ship. I don't want to make him wait.
00:09:33Quill, you okay?
00:09:34Yeah, yeah, it's just...
00:09:52Well, that's concerning.
00:09:57Whoa!
00:10:04What was that?
00:10:06Uh, it's a swarm of old cleaner bots.
00:10:10Maybe. Old cleaner bots?
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:27Die, weird, floaty thing!
00:10:42You okay, buddy?
00:10:57This is it. Last spot.
00:11:05Can't wait to be out of here. This place feels like it's about to collapse on itself.
00:11:09I cannot wait to meet our monster.
00:11:11I thought you were mostly interested in meeting the buyer.
00:11:14She is a respectable collector.
00:11:16Is it working?
00:11:17Yeah, yeah, don't worry, sunshine.
00:11:21Ow!
00:11:24Is it, uh... doing it?
00:11:27What?!
00:11:29It appears to be broken.
00:11:31Ain't nothing broke! That's the sound it's supposed to make!
00:11:34What sound?
00:11:35You can't hear that!
00:11:37Hear what?
00:11:54Our monster has arrived!
00:11:55I see it.
00:11:56Good.
00:11:57Oh, crap, the door, we...
00:12:02It works. Let's catch our monster.
00:12:14What the flark is that?!
00:12:16Definitely not a monster.
00:12:19Adorable. It's more matted than an Asgardian goat.
00:12:22We cannot present this pathetic creature to the monster queen of Sekdorf Nine.
00:12:26She will laugh at us.
00:12:27Maybe we can use it as bait.
00:12:29I knew those thumpers wouldn't work.
00:12:31What? My thumpers are state-of-the-art.
00:12:34Musclehead's the one who rushed at the first thing that came through the door.
00:12:37My head is not made of muscle.
00:12:40What the...
00:12:42Ow!
00:12:44Ow!
00:12:46Ow!
00:12:48Ow!
00:12:55Uh...
00:12:56You guys seeing what I'm seeing?
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:02Now that is a monster.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:13Enough with the warm-up.
00:13:15Time to catch us a real monster.
00:13:17Let's get paid.
00:13:24What in hell's name is that?
00:13:26Definitely not cleanerbots.
00:13:34Watch it!
00:13:36That place is crapping out.
00:13:38We gotta get out of here. Now!
00:13:40Curse this volatile ruin.
00:13:41Trax, go!
00:13:48Yeah!
00:13:53Uh, please don't be Nova Corps. Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:55Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:58It is Nova Corps.
00:14:18That's a patrol ship.
00:14:20Designation, Hala's Hope.
00:14:24Did you say Hala's Hope?
00:14:48Just meet the Centurion Corral.
00:14:50Silence, prisoner.
00:14:52The commander has no time to meet with law-breaking pirates like you.
00:14:55That's just it. We're not pirates.
00:14:57We're legally incorporated heroes for hire.
00:14:59Yeah, that's right. You check those records, Buckethead.
00:15:02Nova Corps licensing permit 67398-2.
00:15:06Gardeners of the Galaxy?
00:15:09What? No.
00:15:10Rock it.
00:15:11So I let Groot fill out the paperwork.
00:15:13I fixed it with an addendum.
00:15:15Not the most well-known heroes you could hire, but definitely in the top five of most awesome names.
00:15:22Contributing members.
00:15:24Groot, a flora colossus.
00:15:26Last of his kind, fearless in a firefight, an awesome best friend.
00:15:31Rocket, bona fide super genius and a wizard with explosives.
00:15:35Definitely not a raccoon.
00:15:38Gamora, adopted daughter of Thanos.
00:15:41Deadliest woman in the galaxy.
00:15:43Need we say more?
00:15:45Drax the Destroyer, convicted serial murderer and galactic war hero.
00:15:50Often grumpy.
00:15:52Last and definitely least, Peter Jason Quill.
00:15:59That's it? That's all you wrote?
00:16:02It was a character limitation.
00:16:04Sorry. Excuse me, I just need to...
00:16:07Cadet Gold, what are you doing here?
00:16:10Oh, you don't know? Really?
00:16:13This is right here. Prisoner Processing Training.
00:16:16I'm your official trainee.
00:16:18Aren't you a little young for the Corps?
00:16:20Aren't you a little old for that hairdo?
00:16:23I should check with the captain.
00:16:25No. No, no, no, no. She definitely signed off on this.
00:16:29You know how thorough she is about signing stuff?
00:16:32If I may, sir, the real concern here is Regulation 7A regarding prisoner footgear.
00:16:39That one's jet boots are in clear violation.
00:16:42They're decorative.
00:16:45Good work, Cadet Gold.
00:16:47Great. There goes Plan B.
00:16:50You don't need a Plan B. I got this.
00:16:52No, you do not got this, pirate. I got this.
00:16:57Now fall in line.
00:17:03Hold on!
00:17:06Peter!
00:17:07Hold on to something, Quill!
00:17:08No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:17:13No!
00:17:16Hey, kid, are you there?
00:17:21Nova girl!
00:17:24Yeah, yeah, I think so. Let me just see if I can...
00:17:31Hold on!
00:17:34That's mine! Jet boots!
00:17:38Ugh!
00:17:41Cadet Gold, was it?
00:17:43Nicky?
00:17:44Oh, it's nice to meet you, Nicky.
00:17:50Okay, Nicky, here's the plan.
00:17:52You're gonna jump and grab my legs while I hold on for dear life.
00:17:56That doesn't sound like...
00:17:57Trust me, kiddo. We got this.
00:18:04See?
00:18:08This isn't weird... at all.
00:18:12You're doing great!
00:18:14Okay, I was kind of easy, huh?
00:18:18Whoa!
00:18:24Thanks.
00:18:25Mom wouldn't be impressed if I lost my first prisoner.
00:18:29Your mom, right.
00:18:31Come on. We need to get out of here.
00:18:34Mom?
00:18:36I can explain.
00:18:43Nicky.
00:18:44I'm fine.
00:18:45Mom, seriously?
00:18:46A-okay. Barely a scratch.
00:18:48What in Hala's name were you thinking?
00:18:50Sneaking out with an arresting squad? Running around with criminals?
00:18:53Alleged criminals.
00:18:54You almost died. Do you have any idea how grounded you are right now?
00:18:57Mom!
00:18:58You promised to give me more leeway.
00:19:00Leeway doesn't mean lying to my officers.
00:19:02Or sneaking around behind my back.
00:19:04Look, it's my fault some guy's ship blew up.
00:19:07Restricted areas are restricted for a reason.
00:19:09You treat me like a prisoner!
00:19:11You're a child! Are you even listening?
00:19:13Whoa, whoa.
00:19:15We've all been through a lot today. Let's just all take a deep breath.
00:19:18And recognize that maybe we've all made some mistakes.
00:19:25Make sure the fire is out and the hangar is secure.
00:19:27Yes, Commander.
00:19:28And find out why that churchman's shuttle exploded.
00:19:31Grand Unifier Raker has been less than cooperative.
00:19:33Make him cooperate.
00:19:36And you two, with me.
00:19:44I knew you'd overreact. You always overreact.
00:19:47For what it's worth, Nikki totally saved my butt.
00:19:50She handled herself really well. You have every reason to be proud of her.
00:19:54Coming from you, Peter, it's worth extraordinarily little.
00:19:57Why are you being mean to him? Just listen to what he's saying.
00:20:01I don't care what he's saying.
00:20:03Upper level. Captain's quarters.
00:20:06Initiate lockdown.
00:20:07Lockdown initiated.
00:20:11What, are you gonna kill us?
00:20:13In theory. These doors don't open until I say so.
00:20:16Yeah, I know how lockdown works.
00:20:18I don't think you do, because somehow you keep bypassing every security measure on this ship, and I want to know how.
00:20:24Initiate not-lockdown.
00:20:27All good for systems go.
00:20:31Activate.
00:20:32Voiceprint not authorized.
00:20:34Just try help.
00:20:36We don't need your help. You're the last person we need help from.
00:20:39You clearly need some form of help if you're trapping us in an elevator.
00:20:43How does a twelve-year-old get into these places?
00:20:46Twelve? Oh, wow, I thought she was at least sixteen.
00:20:50Peter!
00:20:51What?
00:20:52She really knew her stuff. She's a smart kid.
00:20:55Too smart. She keeps bypassing security.
00:20:58Unless... you have a level six access to my ship all of a sudden?
00:21:02Didn't think so.
00:21:04Nicolette Gold, empty your pockets.
00:21:06I still have feelings for you.
00:21:08Excuse me?
00:21:09Not, like, feelings feelings. More like... emotions.
00:21:14You know, because the explosion, and me and you, and everything we went through back in the war...
00:21:19It was a lot of feelings to pull off.
00:21:22I'm good now.
00:21:23Okay, good. Now, if you don't mind.
00:21:29Look, Mom, I'm not hiding anything. I wouldn't do that.
00:21:35To be continued.
00:21:37Disengage, log down.
00:21:39Log down, disengage.
00:21:40So, can I go help secure the hangar now?
00:21:42No, you can go back to your quarters, and you can stay there for the next thirty rotations.
00:21:46But, Mom!
00:21:47I can make it thirty cycles.
00:21:59So, rough day, huh? Exploding shuttles, quarantine zone trespassers, missing kid.
00:22:05I have no idea.
00:22:08Chewie?
00:22:12I can't believe you still have him.
00:22:15Can't believe he survived.
00:22:17I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:20I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:22I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:24I can't believe he's still alive.
00:22:27Can't believe he survived. Mercury was, what, like a thousand degrees?
00:22:30More like a thousand cycles ago.
00:22:35You can keep him if you want. He is yours.
00:22:38Hey, I ordered him to look out for you.
00:22:40Expect him to keep doing his job.
00:22:44Especially, you now have a daughter, apparently.
00:22:50A twelve-year-old daughter, who you didn't have during the war.
00:22:56Twelve years ago, when we...
00:22:58Peter.
00:23:03When we picked up your ship, part of me was excited.
00:23:09At first.
00:23:12But then, after all this time, you haven't changed.
00:23:15At all. You're still the same...
00:23:17I've changed!
00:23:18Whatever the fine is, I'll pay. Just give me three cycles.
00:23:22Let me prove that I'm not still...
00:23:24Whatever it is you're going to finish that sentence with.
00:23:27You're going to pay 7,000 units? In three cycles?
00:23:31Wow, um...
00:23:33Okay, that is a lot of money.
00:23:36Here, I was thinking that maybe...
00:23:38The fine's non-negotiable.
00:23:41My search party found a disturbing amount of prohibited tech lying around your ship.
00:23:46Well, that's all they found, right?
00:23:48Okay, okay, you'll get your money on time, no problem.
00:23:52This Guardians of the Galaxy thing, we are this close to getting it off the ground.
00:23:57And if I didn't have these handcuffs on, I would show you just how very close we are.
00:24:05Why do I feel like I'll regret this?
00:24:07Oh, come on, when have I ever...
00:24:09You won't regret it!
00:24:13Promise.
00:24:18Promise.
00:24:24You've got three cycles, Peter.
00:24:26Not four, not five. Three.
00:24:30Contact me when you've got the units.
00:24:32And if we... don't?
00:24:34The device we installed will deactivate your ship.
00:24:37And you will all go to prison.
00:24:39Gotcha. We won't let you down.
00:24:41We won't let you down.
00:24:47What the hell, Peter?
00:24:48You said you could get us out of this.
00:24:50I did. Seven thousand units is a small price.
00:24:52Seven thousand units?
00:24:54That is a tremendous sum.
00:24:55Where are we going to get that kind of money in three cycles?
00:24:58By robbing a freaking bank, apparently.
00:24:59Okay, so we got fined.
00:25:02Do we have a Nova tracking thing on our ship that's going to shut down our engines if we don't pay that fine in three cycles?
00:25:08At least we're not on a prisoner transport.
00:25:10Not yet.
00:25:11Come on, guys.
00:25:14You're Drax the Destroyer, man. You killed Thanos.
00:25:17Allegedly.
00:25:18Are you going to let a little fine slow you down?
00:25:21And Gamora, you're practically an MI6 agent, but way hotter. And cooler.
00:25:26There's nothing you can't do.
00:25:27Here it comes.
00:25:29Rocky, you're an actual genius and the scrappiest dude I know.
00:25:32How many prisons did you break out of?
00:25:34Seven.
00:25:35I am Groot.
00:25:36You are Groot.
00:25:38Guys, we're supposed to be a team.
00:25:40All we need to do is figure out how broke we are and come up with a plan.
00:25:44So check your quarters.
00:25:46Check between the sofas. Check under the crafting bench.
00:25:49If you find any spare units lying around, grab them.
00:25:52I'll do the same in my quarters.
00:25:56All right.
00:25:59This is why you don't sleep with Coxquill. They put bombs on my ship.
00:26:02My ship.
00:26:08Thirty-seven units?
00:26:11We appear to be 6,963 units short.
00:26:16If we intend to keep our ship, Peter Quill...
00:26:18I know. I know. We clearly need a plan.
00:26:21And reconsider my initial proposal.
00:26:23Oh, not Fin Fang Fum again.
00:26:25Yes, we should go after Fin Fang Fum.
00:26:27Drax, there are easier ways to get paid.
00:26:30Like what about selling Gamora's crap?
00:26:32What?
00:26:33Oh, come on. You've been hoarding them stupid knick-knacks ever since you first joined us.
00:26:36I mean, don't tell me they ain't worth nothing.
00:26:38The quarantine zone was always after us, Quill.
00:26:40My figurines are not knick-knacks.
00:26:42Ah, teams and...
00:26:43Guys.
00:26:45I think we should...
00:26:47hear our group for once.
00:26:51I...
00:26:52am...
00:26:54Groot.
00:26:59He says we should...
00:27:00combine both ideas.
00:27:04Sell Gamora's trinkets to Fin Fang Fum.
00:27:06That is brilliant.
00:27:07Yeah, you know, the only problem with your plan is that Lady Hellbender only buys monsters.
00:27:12And you are not a monster.
00:27:16He's not. He's the sweetest, most...
00:27:18I am...
00:27:19Groot.
00:27:20No, you don't. This ain't something you can pretend.
00:27:23I...
00:27:24am...
00:27:25Groot.
00:27:26Oh, yeah?
00:27:29You want monster? I'll show you monster!
00:27:31Whoa, guys!
00:27:34Groot, are you really offering to...
00:27:36No. No, he is not offering that, okay?
00:27:39It could work.
00:27:42Sell Groot? I guess we could bust him out after.
00:27:45Absurd!
00:27:47Lady Hellbender seeks the monster within.
00:27:50The small, ugly one is clearly the correct choice.
00:27:53He's cruel, sadistic, and his soul is filthy and filled with rage.
00:27:57Monster Queen would pay a great sum for such a creature.
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01How great?
00:28:02How are you okay with this?
00:28:03Because I know what I am.
00:28:05And I know what he ain't.
00:28:07I am...
00:28:08Groot.
00:28:10I vote we sell Groot.
00:28:11I honestly think Lady Hellbender will go for it.
00:28:13Yeah, well, I vote for not Groot.
00:28:15I also vote for the creepy little beast.
00:28:18Two votes each.
00:28:20Peter?
00:28:21Well, Rocket's definitely scarier on the inside.
00:28:24He's unstable and vicious and totally oblivious to the needs of others.
00:28:28Okay, we get it, Quill.
00:28:29The point is, is I think you'd make a fine monster.
00:28:32And we'll definitely need that tactical brain of yours to bust you out once you're in there.
00:28:36But just to be 100% sure, you're definitely okay with this.
00:28:41Uh, are you kidding?
00:28:43I can't wait to hold this over you.
00:28:46All right, let's do this.
00:28:47Let's go sell a monster.
00:28:59We're not seriously flying into that.
00:29:01They say the weather patterns of Seknarf 9 are tied to the temperament of its ruler.
00:29:06That's not how women work.
00:29:08Or weather.
00:29:09Anyways, I'm sure it looks worse than it is.
00:29:12There.
00:29:13That's Lady Hellbender's fortress.
00:29:15Get us in close, Quill.
00:29:16I don't want to walk in this.
00:29:18Whoa.
00:29:21Yep.
00:29:22No problem.
00:29:25You're flying the wrong way.
00:29:26No, he's not flying the wrong way.
00:29:28He is.
00:29:29He is.
00:29:30He is.
00:29:31He is.
00:29:32He is.
00:29:33He is.
00:29:34He is.
00:29:35He is.
00:29:36He is.
00:29:37He is.
00:29:38He is.
00:29:39He is.
00:29:40No, he's not flying at all.
00:29:41Guys, relax.
00:29:42What?
00:29:44Minor adjustment.
00:29:52Piece of cake.
00:29:56You can't be serious.
00:29:57What?
00:29:58This way we can scope things out before we finish the transaction.
00:30:01We're like a hundred clicks from her base.
00:30:04You know how much I like scoping.
00:30:07Nope.
00:30:11Okay, here we go.
00:30:15I ever mention how much I hate rain?
00:30:18Hellbender's castle isn't even that far.
00:30:21That is not a castle.
00:30:22It is an impregnable fortress.
00:30:24So how do we impregnate it?
00:30:26Ask Peter!
00:30:28Let's just get closer.
00:30:30We'll figure it out on the way.
00:30:41No!
00:30:48Everyone okay?
00:30:52You should have gone to Machu Phor.
00:30:56Hey, check out the old resistance ship.
00:31:00Thing's been shot to hell.
00:31:03No doubt by this one that they're Chitauri friends.
00:31:05We weren't friends.
00:31:07We're not guys.
00:31:10I am Groot.
00:31:14Eh, not sure.
00:31:20But it ain't moving now.
00:31:22Be wary of it.
00:31:24You know, when I survive freaking half-world, I think I'm scared of some little...
00:31:29He's not alone.
00:31:30Get ready!
00:31:41Peter!
00:31:51Nice catch.
00:31:52You're welcome.
00:31:53Don't get used to it.
00:31:55Peter Quill, you're not alone here.
00:31:59Yeah, I got it.
00:32:11Hey!
00:32:15Guys, anyone know what that is?
00:32:23A monster!
00:32:28Aw, Stumpy's running away.
00:32:31With that, it's tail between its legs.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:39Okay, here we go!
00:32:41Oh, it's slimy.
00:32:45Uh, guys?
00:32:49You might want to wait to come down here.
00:32:54Oh, why the flark is it so deep?
00:32:57In a jam, boys?
00:32:59You think?
00:33:01Son of a smack!
00:33:03Reach!
00:33:04The sword will not work, woman.
00:33:06Find us a rope.
00:33:07Yeah, and fast!
00:33:08Where am I supposed to find a rope?
00:33:09I don't know.
00:33:10I'm sticking in jelly here.
00:33:11Quill, do something!
00:33:13Like what?
00:33:14Flark, flark, flark!
00:33:20Quill?
00:33:21Quill?
00:33:22Quill?
00:33:30Quill?
00:33:45What did you just do?
00:33:47Source me.
00:33:48I'm so cold.
00:33:50Lock it!
00:33:51Somebody get it out of there!
00:34:01Come on.
00:34:15Mind telling us what happened?
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:18My glasses, they...
00:34:20I've only done that once before when I was a kid.
00:34:22I don't do it on purpose.
00:34:24Classic Spartoid tech.
00:34:26This one, you think you've seen it all.
00:34:27They pull stuff like this.
00:34:30This...
00:34:31Dude, just...
00:34:32Leave the guns alone!
00:34:33Let me...
00:34:34Quill, I just want to see how they tick.
00:34:36Otherwise, it might as well be magic.
00:34:37Or sorcery.
00:34:38Guys.
00:34:43Or sorcery.
00:34:44Here we go again.
00:34:49Okay, that's kind of weird.
00:34:52Hello?
00:34:54Anybody?
00:35:00Whoa!
00:35:03Okay, that got my...
00:35:05blood pumping.
00:35:07Why would Lady Hellbender cage this creature?
00:35:10Because it's annoying as scud.
00:35:12Perhaps it is food.
00:35:14That thing's food?
00:35:15Yes, monster food.
00:35:17I wonder what it tastes like.
00:35:20Peter.
00:35:21Why would it taste like that?
00:35:23I can use this.
00:35:24You know, we really gotta work on your taste buds.
00:35:25Monster food?
00:35:26The cage!
00:35:27You get it?
00:35:28We need the cage.
00:35:29We go into that fortress with our...
00:35:31with our monster piece when we walk in beside us?
00:35:33We'll be laughed right out of the room.
00:35:35Any bites?
00:35:37Why are you whispering?
00:35:39Don't!
00:35:40That's a tactical thing!
00:35:41Gamor thinks we can sell our monster act better if we have a proper cage.
00:35:45Only problem is, there's a pissed off monster inside.
00:35:48Release the beast.
00:35:49Let me dispose of it.
00:35:50Because that worked so well for you last time.
00:35:52We need a better plan of attack.
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:56Ideally, one that guarantees my safety is...
00:36:11Stumpy's back!
00:36:19We better hurry!
00:36:26You can't be serious!
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:31It's farther than it looked.
00:36:33Much farther.
00:36:34It's a Flark and Infinity bridge is what it is.
00:36:36Oh, you're being dramatic, rodent.
00:36:38The bridge ends at the fortress, therefore it is not infinite.
00:36:41Yeah, that's super comforting.
00:36:44I guess we gotta go.
00:36:46Three cycles.
00:36:49Peter?
00:36:50Peter!
00:36:51Peter!
00:36:52Peter!
00:36:53Peter!
00:36:54Peter?
00:36:55Aren't you forgetting something?
00:36:57Are you?
00:37:00Oh, right.
00:37:02Cage.
00:37:03The point of even getting a Flark and Infinity is looking like we mean business.
00:37:07All right, Rocket.
00:37:08Time to put on your monster face.
00:37:10I only got one face, Quill.
00:37:11Are you sure about this, Peter?
00:37:13Look at him!
00:37:14You better have one hell of a sales pitch.
00:37:18Maybe Gamor is right.
00:37:19We should try selling Groot instead.
00:37:21Really?
00:37:22This is an affront to democracy.
00:37:23I just think that we might need Rocket on the outside for this one.
00:37:27Are you Groot?
00:37:28Peter Quill, we're not a democracy, Drax.
00:37:32Yeah, we noticed.
00:37:36If you want to make that call, then you better not mess this up.
00:37:41You hang tight there, bud.
00:37:42When the time comes, I'll get you out of there.
00:37:46Rocket style.
00:37:47I got it.
00:37:49Drax.
00:37:51Gamor, can you help me with this?
00:37:52No.
00:37:53What? Why?
00:37:55To guarantee your safety as our leader.
00:37:57Oh, come on.
00:38:01Don't look at me. I ain't pulling that thing.
00:38:05Remember, buddy, menacing!
00:38:07Like me, only bigger.
00:38:09I am Groot.
00:38:11Not bad. Not bad.
00:38:13Okay, here we go.
00:38:44If you don't hurry, I'm going to eat that whole cake myself.
00:38:59Oh, that was fast.
00:39:01Give me a sec, I didn't think you'd actually come up.
00:39:03Maybe being on time is my new thing.
00:39:05Oh, right. We'll see about that when I have to get you up for school tomorrow.
00:39:09You know, I think I'm too old for that, too.
00:39:11Nice try, smart aleck.
00:39:13Sit.
00:39:19Don't worry, I'm not going to sing.
00:39:21I like your singing.
00:39:22Well, you might be the only one.
00:39:24Go on, make a wish. You're officially a teenager.
00:39:37Look at all those girlfriends.
00:39:38Someone's going to be really popular at school.
00:39:40Mom.
00:39:41What? You are very handsome. I'm sure all the girls are going to be falling in love with you.
00:39:44Mom.
00:39:45What did you wish for?
00:39:47Why would I wish for anything?
00:39:49I've got everything I want.
00:39:51Oh, what huge favor are you about to ask me?
00:39:56Just ten bucks.
00:39:57Dan Andy and I want to go see Night of the Cosmos at the Rio tonight.
00:40:00A movie?
00:40:02Tonight?
00:40:03Come on. It's going to be sick.
00:40:05It's about these zombies that invade Earth,
00:40:07and then it's up to these kids that have to blow them away.
00:40:11I don't think I want you to see that, Peter.
00:40:13I let you watch the Pocky Mask one and you were sleeping in my bed the next three nights.
00:40:18You watched The Exorcist when you were younger than me.
00:40:20Of course you would remember that.
00:40:22And then I ask you if you packed your lunch and you give me a blank stare.
00:40:25No, I just, I, I wanted us to have some us time tonight, you know?
00:40:31Maybe finish our game.
00:40:33You can't duck out right when I'm about to win.
00:40:35We can still do all that stuff.
00:40:37Or some of it. Tomorrow.
00:40:40You're always telling me to get out of the house more.
00:40:43A movie theater does not count as out of the house, and you know it.
00:40:48Pretty, please?
00:40:50I don't know.
00:40:52Truck's still in the shop, and I don't want you walking alone in the dark.
00:40:56There's been a lot of weirdos out there. It's not safe.
00:40:58I'll be careful, Ma. I always am.
00:41:01Were you careful when you got that black eye?
00:41:03I told you I was-
00:41:04I know!
00:41:05You were standing up for someone, which is a good thing.
00:41:09But you cannot go punching your way out of every problem, Peter.
00:41:13I couldn't just stand there.
00:41:18No. Of course not.
00:41:24Okay, get me my purse.
00:41:34Not so fast.
00:41:36Before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about.
00:41:38Something I want to give you.
00:41:39Twenty bucks?
00:41:41Don't push it.
00:41:44Think of it as a long overdue gift from your father.
00:41:48It's upstairs on my bed. Go on and get it while I finish up in the kitchen.
00:41:52And we can open it together.
00:42:04At last!
00:42:09I am humbled by my queen's competence.
00:42:13Despairing in your emptiness.
00:42:15Apologies, my queen. I meant no offense.
00:42:19I know what you mean.
00:42:21Do not claim you are free.
00:42:23You are not the first to claim they have captured Ataratara.
00:42:27You doubt its authenticity?
00:42:30If it is what you say it is, prove it.
00:42:33Or suffer the consequence of every other would-be con artist.
00:42:38I assure you, my lady...
00:42:40I said, release it!
00:42:48We got this.
00:43:31You are free here.
00:43:53Bring in the next seller and transfer 10,000 units to that last one's next door.
00:43:59Please.
00:44:02Hey there. I'm Star-Lord.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:07Drax the Destroyer.
00:44:11The undoing of the Mad Titan.
00:44:14In the flesh.
00:44:19Such flesh.
00:44:29Your presence honors me.
00:44:32You are much smaller than I expected.
00:44:35Oh?
00:44:38And what were you expecting?
00:44:41Perhaps I can do something about it.
00:44:45Unlikely.
00:44:47We'll see, Destroyer.
00:44:50I can be quite forceful.
00:44:54Quite forceful.
00:44:59Peter Quill.
00:45:02I believe she is flirting with me.
00:45:06Just play along, man. Flatter her or something.
00:45:11You got this.
00:45:13I guess for the best.
00:45:15Her negotiation skills are terrible.
00:45:20Lady Hellbender.
00:45:22I can see by the size of your weapon that you must be a skillful warrior.
00:45:28Perhaps I can give you a demonstration sometime.
00:45:32You would make an acceptable opponent.
00:45:37Tell me, Destroyer.
00:45:40What brings you to Seven of Nine?
00:45:43Peter Quill. Show her the creature.
00:45:53I am Groot.
00:45:58A Flora Colossus.
00:46:02I thought your kind had been wiped out.
00:46:08Name your terms, Destroyer.
00:46:1120,000 units.
00:46:1320,000?
00:46:15The creature is not monstrous like the creepy little beast.
00:46:19It is a capable warrior and it possesses regenerative qualities.
00:46:24Also, it is the last of its species.
00:46:2820,000 units is sufficient compensation.
00:46:32No.
00:46:33No! Rocky Drax has this.
00:46:37Name your terms, then.
00:46:4015,000.
00:46:43And you stay.
00:46:46Whoa, you want to buy Drax?
00:46:48Not buy.
00:46:51Invest.
00:46:53I could use a warrior like you at my side.
00:46:57I have other commitments.
00:47:01Shame.
00:47:03We could have had such fun together.
00:47:0712,000 for the Flora Colossus, then.
00:47:1112,000 is not that bad for a Flora... whatever.
00:47:15Deal.
00:47:1612,000 units it is.
00:47:46The storms of Sekhnaf grow ravenous.
00:47:55You will stay among my Hellraisers and revel as one.
00:48:01Yeah, this is great. We'd be...
00:48:04Thank you.
00:48:07Thank you.
00:48:14Of course I will. I'll call you. I'll call you.
00:48:18You guys were supposed to wait for me. You took too long. I was establishing an alibi.
00:48:22You were flirting with a Sekhnafian beast handler.
00:48:25Who confirmed that Groot is definitely probably being kept in the New Additions pen.
00:48:29Which is where, exactly?
00:48:31Well, we didn't quite get that far.
00:48:34Good thing we're doing my plan.
00:48:38Tracker's pointing back to Lady Skull's suit's throne room, so that's where I'm going.
00:48:42Tiny little problem.
00:48:48Boy, when these guys go, they go hard.
00:48:51They're heavily inebriated.
00:48:52Doesn't mean they're not a threat.
00:48:54My best blade work happens after I've had a few.
00:48:57If a few scut knuckles gotta die to save Groot, so be it.
00:49:00Hey, we are not here to start a war with a woman who's got her own private army.
00:49:04Does it rob her?
00:49:05If we do things right, and be quiet, we'll be in and out with no one to wise up.
00:49:10Drax, what part of quiet don't you understand?
00:49:14That is quiet, Peter Quill.
00:49:16No killing!
00:49:19Don't touch anything, don't step on anything, and don't break anything.
00:49:23Don't do anything stupid.
00:49:25If we mess this up, it's game over for Groot. And us.
00:49:31Groot!
00:49:32Easy there, bud. I'll get you out in a flash.
00:49:34Whoa! Hey, let's not turn him into kindling.
00:49:37Stand back, or we'll breach the perimeter.
00:49:39It's too thick.
00:49:44It's too thick.
00:49:45Who knew?
00:49:46That's it.
00:49:47Just like the Aragoja, bud. On three, two...
00:49:51Groot!
00:49:55Ah, that dast witch. Strip me down to your bark.
00:49:58You know, we'd have showed up sooner by now if we'd pulled the pills.
00:50:01Good to have you back, Groot. Now all we need is an exit.
00:50:05Um, I guess Groot knows the way.
00:50:15Oh, crap.
00:50:18Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:50:21You fools thought you could cheat me and suffer no consequence.
00:50:29Groot.
00:50:30I am Groot.
00:50:37Which one of you thought it wise to entrust your absurd scheme to a flora colossus?
00:50:47You call him friend, yet you ignore his very nature, overlooking the fact that he is...
00:50:54The worst liar in history.
00:50:56I told you, he can't just pretend to be monstrous.
00:50:59To his credit, he kept your secret for almost an hour.
00:51:05Lady Hellbender, let us settle this honorably.
00:51:09I will face you in combat.
00:51:12Honorably?
00:51:15Your offer is worthless, Destroyer.
00:51:19There is no escaping my wrath!
00:51:24I can work with that.
00:51:27Dweller, feast upon them!
00:51:41Destroyer!
00:51:58Guys, we did it!
00:52:01They live!
00:52:04Bring me Nashor!
00:52:06Everybody, grab a bike!
00:52:11Let's go!
00:52:29Wow, man up, One Piece!
00:52:31We still need to get out of here and fast.
00:52:33Everybody, strap in!
00:52:36Now that was a ride.
00:52:38There's no time to celebrate. We have made an awful mistake.
00:52:40And an awful amount of cash.
00:52:42There is no escaping Lady Hellbender's wrath.
00:52:44We'll see about that.
00:52:46What the...
00:53:01Guys, hold on!
00:53:11Your bones are mine, Guardians of the Galaxy!
00:53:30She will hunt us to the end of the universe.
00:53:32Who gives a scud?
00:53:33We got off that mud ball with the money, didn't we?
00:53:36Only after the talking heads.
00:53:38I do not speak tree, tree.
00:53:40Hey, you got a problem with Groot, you got a problem with me.
00:53:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One problem at a time.
00:53:46Lady Hellbender will seek her revenge. Mark my words.
00:53:49Then she'll have to get in line. First, I gotta call Corell.
00:53:52The sooner we get this fine paid, the better.
00:53:54Yeah, so we can go back to focusing on being broke.
00:53:57That's weird.
00:53:58Is money all that you think of, rodent?
00:54:00No, I also think about bombs.
00:54:02And booze.
00:54:04Bombs?
00:54:05Nikki?
00:54:07Is it true?
00:54:09I really want to go home.
00:54:10There's something wrong with the connection.
00:54:12You twist the thingy?
00:54:13Yeah, no dice.
00:54:14Nikki, is your mom around? I really need to talk to her.
00:54:17Come with me.
00:54:19Invite me.
00:54:21I've been left.
00:54:22We went to the quarantine zone, I saw the board, and then we got fog.
00:54:25Did you try narrowing the band?
00:54:26First thing I tried, it's gotta be something else.
00:54:28I'm losing you, Nick, and you put your mom on.
00:54:30I'm losing you.
00:54:31I'm losing you.
00:54:32I'm losing you.
00:54:33I'm losing you.
00:54:34I'm losing you, Nick, and you put your mom on.
00:54:35I knew you were a little bad.
00:54:38I was almost right.
00:54:40Running from the rake, I say, was a miracle.
00:54:43I think something has happened to the girl.
00:54:45Yeah, it's called she's Novacore.
00:54:47Can you fix it?
00:54:48Yeah, yeah, can you start that song?
00:54:51I'll go check the array.
00:54:52Bring her back.
00:54:54You don't know that.
00:54:57I just want to...
00:55:04What the fuck?
00:55:16What the fuck is...
00:55:19Look at what he did!
00:55:20He killed everything!
00:55:21The scum!
00:55:33Rocket, relax.
00:55:34It's just an array.
00:55:37Just an array?
00:55:38Look at it, Quill.
00:55:39Where am I gonna get the parts to fix that?
00:55:41It's flarked!
00:55:43I told you it was a mistake to keep that thing.
00:55:45But did you listen to me?
00:55:46Oh, no, no, no!
00:55:47We don't listen to Rocket.
00:55:48He just has to fix the frickin' ship.
00:55:50I promise we'll get it fixed soon.
00:55:53Yeah, just like you promised to get your girlfriend to go easy on us?
00:55:56Yeah, okay.
00:55:58Hey, that's not fair.
00:55:59What isn't fair, Quill?
00:56:00Being the only one who actually seems to give a scud about the Milano.
00:56:05Look, guys.
00:56:06We need the Doc to fix the array.
00:56:08Luckily, I know a guy out of nowhere who's got the parts we need.
00:56:11And he can get rid of that Nova tracker cheap.
00:56:13We cannot abandon the child.
00:56:15Her behavior was erratic.
00:56:16The llama thingy chewed the wires, Drax.
00:56:18It was probably just a bad connection.
00:56:21And if we remove the tracker,
00:56:22Corell will make sure the entire Nova Corps fleet is on alert for us.
00:56:26Gamora's right.
00:56:27We made a promise.
00:56:28I made a promise.
00:56:30See if you can pinpoint where Corell is.
00:56:32We pay the fine.
00:56:34Quill, are you freaking kidding me?
00:56:35That way, we don't have to keep looking over our shoulders for Nova on the next job.
00:56:41Yeah, if there is a next job.
00:57:01Looks like your girlfriend held up her end of the bargain, Quill.
00:57:04You know for sure it's her.
00:57:06Checking.
00:57:09Same designation as before.
00:57:10It's definitely Alice Hope.
00:57:31What are they doing to my ship?
00:57:33Relax.
00:57:34Standard Nova Corps procedure.
00:57:36My ship's fine.
00:57:37Which part?
00:57:38Ask Quill.
00:57:39He's the one who keeps crashing it.
00:57:46All right.
00:57:47Let's pay that fine.
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:51Here we go.
00:57:53All right.
00:57:54Let's pay that fine.
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:57Here we go.
00:57:58Here we go.
00:58:03If they so much as scratched her paints, we get Nova Corps to reduce our fine.
00:58:09Good luck with that.
00:58:10It's gross negligence.
00:58:12Negligence.
00:58:13That's what I said.
00:58:18Okay.
00:58:19It's not supposed to be this empty.
00:58:24Is it a holiday?
00:58:25Space cops don't take holidays.
00:58:29Hello?
00:58:32We're here to pay a fine?
00:58:34Looking for Centurion Corel?
00:58:38Door's locked.
00:58:39Well, we tried.
00:58:40Come on.
00:58:41Let's go.
00:58:42We're not leaving.
00:58:43We'll go to them if we have to.
00:58:45Look.
00:58:46The door controls are on the other side if we can get you there.
00:58:59Come on.
00:59:07Door's locked.
00:59:08We ain't going back that way.
00:59:10I thought the Nova Corps had more ships.
00:59:12I heard they got, uh, staffing issues.
00:59:14From who?
00:59:15People.
00:59:16In places.
00:59:17With, uh, other people.
00:59:18Peter Quill.
00:59:20I found this.
00:59:21I found this.
00:59:27Sector 1.
00:59:28Check in.
00:59:29Sector 1 sweep complete.
00:59:3175% acceptance rate.
00:59:33It is as she promised.
00:59:35Have faith.
00:59:37The promise will be made real.
00:59:39Proceed to Sector 7.
00:59:41With faith.
00:59:43Well, the good news is we're not alone.
00:59:45There's lots of chatter.
00:59:46Tell them I want my ship back.
00:59:47My ship?
00:59:48I sense there's a but.
00:59:49But it sounds like they're searching for something or someone.
00:59:51Could explain why no one's around.
00:59:53Who gives a flark?
00:59:54Tell them to get their golden butts up here.
00:59:59Let's keep looking.
01:00:01Or we could focus on getting off this forkack to Space Station.
01:00:04The door's flarked, remember?
01:00:05There's ways to win flark things, Gamora.
01:00:07Believe me.
01:00:08Bums don't count.
01:00:09What about that?
01:00:10Where do you think that goes?
01:00:12Down.
01:00:14Getting up for me.
01:00:16Guys, Corell's ship is right there.
01:00:18We just need to...
01:00:19What?
01:00:20What do we need to do, Quill?
01:00:22A whole bunch of whacked-out space cops just tried to vaporize us.
01:00:25And you want to go looking for a rematch?
01:00:27Because your girlfriend might be in trouble?
01:00:29That's not what I'm doing, and she's not my girlfriend.
01:00:31Could have fooled me.
01:00:32Rocket!
01:00:33The only thing that this is about is getting our ship back.
01:00:36We find Corell, and then none of this is our problem anymore.
01:00:38You're right.
01:00:39It won't be our problem anymore.
01:00:41Because we didn't sign up for this.
01:00:43It won't be our problem anymore.
01:00:44Because we didn't sign up to be run around halfway across the galaxy by a cop-loving human.
01:00:49I am Groot.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53Seriously, Corell?
01:00:55Join the Guardian, she said.
01:00:56Go be good for your mental health, she said.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03Listen to Flark, copy.
01:01:05Groot and I are getting off this, Dastrok.
01:01:08Anyone who'd like a ride can follow us.
01:01:11Everyone else can go to hell.
01:01:17I prefer the rodent splat.
01:01:23So try.
01:01:24Come on, Rocket.
01:01:25You can't stay mad at me.
01:01:27Wanna bet?
01:01:28All right.
01:01:29Bay is clear.
01:01:30Extending catwalks.
01:01:32And...
01:01:33Flark!
01:01:34What's up?
01:01:35The clamps won't release.
01:01:36Those whack jobs must have triggered a lockdown.
01:01:39Can you override it?
01:01:40Wouldn't be much of a lockdown if I could.
01:01:42I can hold her in position and get the engines warmed up.
01:01:45But you're gonna have to release those clamps manually.
01:01:53Get ready.
01:01:56Now!
01:01:58Move, move, move!
01:02:01Hold her back!
01:02:10Hold her back!
01:02:33Now what?
01:02:34We should set course for Contraxia.
01:02:36They bear our issues over a cold potential reboot.
01:02:40I don't hate it, but...
01:02:46We should report what we saw first, right?
01:02:52Cause that's our biggest problem, Quill.
01:02:55Come on, Groot. We got scut to do.
01:02:57Rocket!
01:03:00What's with him?
01:03:02The Abomination is never happy.
01:03:06Rocket's got a point, though.
01:03:08Our cons are Flarked, the tracker's still counting down, and Corell could be anywhere in the universe.
01:03:14It's not looking good.
01:03:16We are in the place between hard rocks.
01:03:21You mean a rock and a hard place.
01:03:24That is what I said.
01:03:25Hala knows we could use a night off.
01:03:28So...
01:03:29Contraxia?
01:03:32We should go to Nowhere instead.
01:03:34Ah, another suitable location to partake in liberal libations.
01:03:37To report what we saw.
01:03:40Look, me and Cosmo go way back.
01:03:43He's chief of security. He'll make sure the right people know about the rock.
01:03:47And the tracker and fine?
01:03:48Rocket's got a guy in Nowhere.
01:03:50We killed two birds with one stone.
01:03:53Okay.
01:03:54I'll set the coordinates.
01:04:00Maybe...
01:04:02talk to Rocket?
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:35Ah, Nowhere.
01:04:37The last space port on the edge of the known universe and home to the best black market deals you can find.
01:04:42And surprisingly good noodles.
01:04:44You ever wonder what kind of person found it and was like,
01:04:46Oh, look! The severed head of a giant celestial being.
01:04:49Let's drill holes in it and live inside.
01:04:51They wanted the brain tissue.
01:04:53Very rare. Very valuable.
01:04:55The marketplace came after.
01:04:57Along with noodles.
01:04:58And the tracker.
01:05:00Very valuable.
01:05:01The marketplace came after.
01:05:03Along with noodles.
01:05:10You are certain this Cosmo is trustworthy, Peter Quill?
01:05:13Of course. He's chief of security.
01:05:15And Nowhere.
01:05:18And as such, probably deals in Novacore all the time.
01:05:24Trust me.
01:05:25He's gonna want to know about the rock.
01:05:28What are they doing back there?
01:05:30Shenanigans, likely.
01:05:34See you never, flarkbags!
01:05:42Fine. Whatever.
01:05:43We'll guard Cosmo and then we'll go out and have a good time.
01:05:46Come on.
01:06:01Nexus, what are you-
01:06:02Do you still have those suicidal urges?
01:06:04What? No.
01:06:07And you thought joining a team would be bad for you.
01:06:10Hi.
01:06:12Sun Lord, right?
01:06:14Is it Rockstar?
01:06:16It's Star Lord.
01:06:18Hey, that's right. I forget which version of you I've met.
01:06:20Did you do the thing yet?
01:06:24What is the thing she is referring to?
01:06:27No idea.
01:06:29Hi. I don't know if we've met yet. I'm-
01:06:33No.
01:06:35No, no, no.
01:06:36It's not-
01:06:40No, he's lying!
01:06:41I mean-
01:06:45By the Kotatis he wrote, the broken promise of love will be mended.
01:07:01Mantis, you okay?
01:07:05Oh, hey, Gamora!
01:07:07You look less depressed.
01:07:09Thanks.
01:07:10Thanks.
01:07:12Don't worry. It's always weird the first time.
01:07:15Celestial Madonna!
01:07:20Hi, guys!
01:07:21You should not be in this place.
01:07:23Actually, I'm exactly where I need to be.
01:07:26I think.
01:07:27No.
01:07:28Yes, this is where I need to be. Or needed to be.
01:07:32Am needed, yes.
01:07:34Wait, why are you here?
01:07:36You cannot keep leaving the sanctuary. It's not safe.
01:07:39There are rumblings in the galaxy.
01:07:43When aren't there rumblings in the galaxy?
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:49You're gonna keep making my face.
01:07:54It was nice seeing you again, Gamora.
01:07:58Star guy?
01:07:59You mean me?
01:08:00Okay, bye.
01:08:10Fuck.
01:08:12So, you want us to bring them back here?
01:08:15Not necessary.
01:08:16Transport will be waiting once we've captured the target.
01:08:19That'll work.
01:08:21We'll be in touch.
01:08:26Let's go, Groove.
01:08:32What's the big idea, man?
01:08:34Think you got me confused with somebody else, pal?
01:08:36Come on, Rocky, let's talk about this.
01:08:39Can you believe this guy?
01:08:45You can't just quit. We need you.
01:08:48Well, I don't need you.
01:08:50Find some other sucker to keep your ship together.
01:08:54You're more than just...
01:09:00I know that blonde mop anywhere.
01:09:05Ita Quinn!
01:09:08Uh, actually, maybe we can stick around for a bit, can't you, player?
01:09:12Last time I see you, you was running away from Mordelia.
01:09:16With your bridges, off and done.
01:09:20Get ready for a fight.
01:09:22I'm always ready.
01:09:26What the?
01:09:28I don't know what's going on here,
01:09:31but I thought we was friends, Ita.
01:09:38Or did you forget about me?
01:09:44What? No, man, of course.
01:09:46Of course we remember you, right, Gamora?
01:09:49Uh, yeah.
01:09:51You and Peter fought in the war together?
01:09:56What? I never fought in no war.
01:10:00And who the hell is Gamora?
01:10:03Uh, the most dangerous woman in the galaxy. You never heard of her?
01:10:07You need an agent.
01:10:09You don't remember, Ita?
01:10:12You and me!
01:10:14Storm Raiders!
01:10:18Together till the end!
01:10:22What is he talking about?
01:10:26Oh, oh, oh, it's a song, right?
01:10:30It is?
01:10:31Of course it's a song.
01:10:33The one that was playing when Peter and me made our unbreakable blood oath.
01:10:39You did?
01:10:41Unbreakable blood oath? That is a serious commitment, Peter Quill.
01:10:47Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, of course, I remember.
01:10:50You, me, the music.
01:10:53It tells you what, Ita.
01:10:55How about you and me?
01:10:57Storm Raid together!
01:11:00One more time.
01:11:17Bartender, get me a cocktail stick, I need to poke my ears out.
01:11:22That's the spirit, Ita!
01:11:24Now, come here.
01:11:30For Flark's sake, let's go, Groot.
01:11:36Good times, good times, good times!
01:11:44You running the Ravagers now?
01:11:47I hear Yondu's doing time in the kiln.
01:11:50Me? Me, no, I got a new crew now.
01:11:53You, still doing that thing you do?
01:11:57No, sirree, Novikov, my partner on Malivia.
01:12:02But that's okay.
01:12:04I got a new business partner now.
01:12:08Into animal husbandry, you can say.
01:12:14Ain't no animal gonna have no husbands after she's through with them.
01:12:21Help! Help!
01:12:26Which reminds me, my place to be going.
01:12:30Oh, really? That's too bad.
01:12:34Ah, well, listen, Ita.
01:12:37I want to apologize for almost shooting you.
01:12:41Oh, you weren't actually gonna shoot me?
01:12:44Oh, I would have, right in the head.
01:12:48Oh, but that's not the way to treat a Stormrider, is it?
01:12:53All right, so, I got you this instead.
01:12:59Uh, what is it?
01:13:01It's a ticket for Collector's Emporium.
01:13:06Yeah, I bought it thinking I'd have three!
01:13:11You go and check out the oddities.
01:13:14Wow, thanks, man, that's awesome.
01:13:16Yeah, my pleasure. And remember...
01:13:20Ride the Storm!
01:13:25Stormrider! Stormrider!
01:13:34Okay, bye.
01:13:38Nice one, Peter.
01:13:41Could have been worse.
01:13:45Where's Rocket?
01:13:46The rodent left the bar once he realized you would not be killed.
01:13:50Ah, great.
01:13:54I need to leave.
01:13:56Uh, something wrong?
01:13:58It's not your business, Peter Quill.
01:14:00Do not wait for me.
01:14:02What the heck was that?
01:14:03Tracks!
01:14:05Watch it, Storm!
01:14:06Watch yourself, jerky red guy!
01:14:11Can you believe that?
01:14:15Uh...
01:14:20Nora!
01:14:26I guess I'll go talk to Cosmo alone.
01:14:44That's not good.
01:14:57Lookie what we got here.
01:15:00Watch it, Star-Lord.
01:15:02And what's a filthy, scut-stained Terran doing out here, awesome?
01:15:07Hiding's what I think, Garrick.
01:15:09Aye. Terran's always behind.
01:15:13Because everybody knows Terrans are scrawny.
01:15:16And good for eating.
01:15:19Uh, if you're into that.
01:15:21We might be into that.
01:15:23Except for the bounty.
01:15:25Hey, guys.
01:15:26Wouldn't happen to know where Cosmo's office is, would ya?
01:15:30I get the distinct feeling that you're looking for someone of the Earth persuasion.
01:15:34I get it, man. I get it.
01:15:36Us Earthers, we all look the same.
01:15:38It's not like you guys, who very clearly look different.
01:15:41Get to the point, Terran.
01:15:43The point is, is I can help you find who you're actually looking for.
01:15:47Terrans do all look the same.
01:15:50Except this Terran's got a word on his back.
01:15:53Just like the bounty says.
01:15:55What's that word on your back say?
01:15:57Uh, By Hard Nowhere?
01:16:01Or maybe it says Star-Lord.
01:16:04Either way...
01:16:06Get him!
01:16:08Okay, okay, okay.
01:16:09Yep, yep, time out.
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:13Heart is pumping.
01:16:16Guys, it's very clear that we're evenly matched here.
01:16:19Ha! No, we ain't.
01:16:21We're completely invincible.
01:16:23Oh, well, that sucks.
01:16:25But we're all professionals here, right?
01:16:27Right? Maybe we can work something out.
01:16:30Yeah!
01:16:38Peter, shoot now!
01:16:40We need to keep them separated!
01:16:59Huh?
01:17:04Miss us?
01:17:05What is happening?
01:17:25Come on, it's gonna be sick.
01:17:27It's about these zombies that invade Earth.
01:17:29And then it's about these kids that have to blow them away.
01:17:31Of course you would remember that.
01:17:33And then I ask you if you packed your lunch and you give me a blank stare.
01:17:36I'll be careful, Mom. I always am.
01:17:39Not so fast.
01:17:41Before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about.
01:17:43Something I want to give you.
01:17:44Twenty bucks?
01:17:46Don't push it.
01:17:48Think of it as a long overdue gift from your father.
01:17:53It's upstairs on my bed.
01:17:54Go on and get it while I finish up in the kitchen.
01:17:57And we can open it together.
01:18:07I knew you wouldn't wait.
01:18:15Do you know what a birthright is, Peter?
01:18:18It's something that's a part of you.
01:18:20Like your name.
01:18:24Before your father returned to space.
01:18:26Mom.
01:18:27I know it sounds crazy that you've never believed me, but something has changed.
01:18:32And now more than ever you need to trust me.
01:18:36And maybe this will help.
01:18:47Wow.
01:18:50Easy there, cowboy.
01:18:53These belong to your father.
01:18:56I used to think he left these for our protection.
01:19:00But they might as well be paperweights.
01:19:03Still, if they're enough to convince you of who he really was,
01:19:07then maybe they're protection enough.
01:19:10Protection from what?
01:19:14Your father wasn't just from another planet, Peter.
01:19:16He was... he was important.
01:19:19And important men have enemies.
01:19:21What do you mean, important?
01:19:27He was king.
01:19:29Of an entire world.
01:19:33Called Spartax.
01:19:35Far, far away.
01:19:38And he was a great leader.
01:19:41And the way you look after people, Peter, I know you're going to be just like him.
01:19:47But leading is never easy.
01:19:53Your father left to protect us.
01:19:56And for 13 years it worked.
01:20:00But now something's coming.
01:20:02I know we're being watched.
01:20:04Mom, if you really wanted to play a game that bad, you could have just said so.
01:20:09I hope I'm wrong, Peter. I really do.
01:20:16But being the son of a king on any planet
01:20:19means that you are going to have a target on your back for the rest of your life.
01:20:25And you're plenty brave.
01:20:27But you're going to have to be smart.
01:20:30Things may get messy.
01:20:35I'm going to let Kubrick out.
01:20:37I'll be right back.
01:20:54Sick!
01:21:00Oh, shit.
01:21:01No!
01:21:08No!
01:21:18Mom?
01:21:35Mom!
01:21:38Mom!
01:21:41They had to pick today, all day.
01:21:44You don't think this was a coincidence, do you, Mom?
01:22:01Mom?
01:22:02No! Mom!
01:22:05Mom! Stop! Mom!
01:22:08No! No!
01:22:11Please, no!
01:22:14It's okay.
01:22:27Let go!
01:22:33What the...
01:22:35Hello, buddy.
01:22:37What are you doing there?
01:22:39You Scots got luck.
01:22:41The word is mud.
01:22:43That's what he said.
01:22:45Sheesh, no use being pediatric.
01:22:47Oh, crap.
01:22:49We killed a lot of you.
01:22:51But not you.
01:22:53Mr. Big Words. Nope.
01:22:55Lady H wanted you alive.
01:22:57Not you alive.
01:22:58Then you have failed your mission. Miserably.
01:23:01Peter Quill.
01:23:02These lackluster bounty hunters claim Lady Hellbender hired them to kill us.
01:23:12Ow! The little bugger just scratched me!
01:23:14Oh, I'll do more than that. I'll murderize ya.
01:23:18Hey, guys. Didn't expect to see you here.
01:23:21Yeah, cramped flat-nard.
01:23:22Flat-nard?
01:23:23Yeah, and a scruff-chewing one, too.
01:23:24Shut up and get in there.
01:23:30Come on, dude. What's your problem?
01:23:32You are. That's why we quit.
01:23:34I am, dude.
01:23:35Yes, you did. Now stop talking to him.
01:23:38Bucket, buddy, come on. We had a good thing going.
01:23:41You and Groot are better than two-bit bounty hunters.
01:23:44Scoff.
01:23:45What did you say?
01:23:46I said, scoff.
01:23:48You don't say scoff, you just scoff.
01:23:51Oh, so now I don't express myself proper-like?
01:23:54Rocket, dude.
01:23:55Woof.
01:23:56We should have left you in when we bucked the chance.
01:23:58Like we are.
01:23:59You don't.
01:24:00You bark in front of me. I told you a bajillion times.
01:24:03I'm not a barking animal.
01:24:05What were you talking about?
01:24:06Woof.
01:24:07Woof.
01:24:21Sorcerer.
01:24:22What's this?
01:24:23Where are we?
01:24:24You ought to have been still all nowhere.
01:24:26Ha, Osmo. How you doing, buddy? We were just about-
01:24:30Woof, woof.
01:24:31The Guardian of Galaxies will tell Cosmo why they broke into Continuum Cortex.
01:24:41Or Cosmo will conjure worse psychic Gulag.
01:24:46Broke into the...
01:24:47Do not feed Cosmo cat biscuits, Peter Quill.
01:24:54You work with blood brothers.
01:24:58So pesky raccoon and sentient tree friend can use Continuum Cortex.
01:25:05Cosmo also know Guardian of Galaxies have Nova Tracker on ship.
01:25:12Okay, I'm sure it's just one big misunderstanding.
01:25:16Right?
01:25:17Right.
01:25:18We're here because something happened on the...
01:25:23Guardian of Galaxies were on Nova Rock?
01:25:26Yeah, we went to find Centurion Corral and pay our fine.
01:25:29Why?
01:25:31Strange transmissions spreading across galaxy.
01:25:35Like rabbits in springtime.
01:25:38Cosmo send many team to investigate non-return.
01:25:42Now Nova Rock sending same signal.
01:25:45Guardian of Galaxies will tell me what they saw.
01:25:49Nova Corps were killing each other.
01:25:52Looks like they were drinking Funky Juice or something.
01:25:55Or join the cult.
01:25:57Yeah, during that ritual with the priest.
01:25:59They kept talking about a promise.
01:26:02Right away, sir.
01:26:05Fraternity of Raptors.
01:26:07Cult of the Negative Zones.
01:26:09Universal marriage.
01:26:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
01:26:13That's them.
01:26:15That old man that's with them.
01:26:17Shuttle exploded on the Hala's Hope.
01:26:21Grand Unifier Raker.
01:26:23Leader of the Universal Church of Truths.
01:26:26That name ring bells for Cosmo.
01:26:28His old cult.
01:26:30Very powerful during Galactic War.
01:26:32Now, not so much.
01:26:34You said the Rock was transmitting a signal.
01:26:36What if the religion were somehow...
01:26:38And yet, the Universal Church of Truths died with Ghaul's king caught.
01:26:44Let us investigate the Hala's Hope for you.
01:26:48What?
01:26:50You said none of your teams returned, right?
01:26:53Seems to me like you're short-staffed.
01:26:55And we want to find out what happened as much as you do.
01:27:00We do?
01:27:02So let us investigate for you.
01:27:07Always a kitsch, Peter Quill.
01:27:10And not the fun kind with Ghaul.
01:27:17What Guardian of Galaxies want in return?
01:27:20Simple.
01:27:22Drop the charges.
01:27:24Contact Nova Corps HQ and get the Worldmind to forgive our fine.
01:27:28Then we'll go.
01:27:32It's not being so easy.
01:27:36Face it, Dogbreath.
01:27:38You need us.
01:27:40Us?
01:27:41For now.
01:27:42Unless you got someone else stupid enough to go.
01:27:51In Soviet Russia, Cosmo would not trust words of capitalist scum.
01:27:56But this is not Motherland.
01:27:58And Cosmo no power of collateral.
01:28:01Guardianship stale nowhere.
01:28:04What? You can't say that!
01:28:05You can't say that!
01:28:06You can't say that!
01:28:07You can't say that!
01:28:08You can't say that!
01:28:09You can't say that!
01:28:10Stale nowhere.
01:28:11What? You can't take our ship!
01:28:13My ship.
01:28:14How are we going to find the Hallows Hope?
01:28:16Especi Raccoon.
01:28:17Now come. Essences of time.
01:28:26So where are we going exactly?
01:28:28To original settlement.
01:28:30From early days.
01:28:31Before Kira got caught.
01:28:33You mean the first mining colony is still here?
01:28:35Da.
01:28:36Now abandoned.
01:28:37Mostly.
01:28:39Entirely.
01:28:40Da.
01:28:41Da.
01:29:06This is the place you broke into.
01:29:08Broke implies it took effort.
01:29:10So what is this? Like another elevator?
01:29:13They'll figure it out.
01:29:14Please to stand back, Guardian of Galaxies.
01:29:17Whoa.
01:29:18What kind of livesome witchcraft is this?
01:29:21I know.
01:29:22It's like they've never seen a giant transdimensional hand before.
01:29:25Please to step in, Paul.
01:29:27What if things go sideways?
01:29:29How do we get back?
01:29:30With passport.
01:29:31Can communicate with Cosmo.
01:29:33And if emergency, bring Guardian of Galaxies back.
01:29:38Better you take it than Captain Valor over here.
01:29:40This time, investigate Nova ship.
01:29:43Use passport to report findings.
01:29:46And you'll speak to world mine?
01:29:48Get rid of that fine, right?
01:29:50Goes on good best.
01:29:51Good luck, Guardian of Galaxies.
01:29:54Anyone see any seafelts?
01:29:57You better not throw up this time.
01:30:01Sorcery?
01:30:02I was going to say dizzying.
01:30:05Are you good?
01:30:06You get used to it.
01:30:07Are we in space?
01:30:09Somewhere between space, between decades, between time, between realities, even.
01:30:14What do you mean, between?
01:30:16We could theoretically go wherever and whenever, at least.
01:30:20Even the places that don't exist, but do.
01:30:23That's incredible.
01:30:26Avengers!
01:30:28Assemble!
01:30:30You gotta name his Avengers.
01:30:35Is that sound normal?
01:30:37Normal.
01:30:38You ain't heard nothing yet.
01:30:40Oh, Pat Benatar and John Jet watch over us.
01:30:43Who are these gods you speak of?
01:30:45Goddesses.
01:30:49Uh, Drax?
01:30:51I am not the one laughing.
01:30:53It's obviously an ill omen of our independent deaths.
01:30:56No matter where you hide, I will find you.
01:30:59Or it's an alternate reality.
01:31:03I know what you sound like.
01:31:05I am proud of you.
01:31:07Definitely an alternate reality.
01:31:13Hey, look!
01:31:14It's Spider-Man!
01:31:15Wait, is that Earth?
01:31:17Peter!
01:31:18Mom?
01:31:19Come on, you're late for the promissory.
01:31:21Come on in, Janie.
01:31:22Peter will be up in a second.
01:31:23Really?
01:31:24Janie?
01:31:25Okay, next stop, Palace Hope.
01:31:27Probably.
01:31:28Hold on, Groot.
01:31:29Here we go.
01:31:31Clark and Halo!
01:31:33Okay, here we go!
01:31:36Okay, I got the battery installed, Gamora, but nothing's happening.
01:31:40Seriously?
01:31:42Uh, fine.
01:31:43I'll tell them.
01:31:44Listen up, slug-breath.
01:31:46Tell me what you see.
01:31:48Uh, there's a blue wire and two connections, yellow and red.
01:31:51And one black wire.
01:31:53Uh, there's a blue wire and two connections, yellow and red.
01:31:56And one big green thing.
01:31:58Don't touch the green thing!
01:31:59Okay, okay.
01:32:01First, plug the wire to either connection.
01:32:04All we need is a little jumpstart.
01:32:09Here goes nothing!
01:32:11Oh, crap!
01:32:17You touched the green thing, didn't you?
01:32:21Clark, it breaks!
01:32:27Everybody, just hold on!
01:32:34I'm... I'm slipping!
01:32:51No!
01:32:55Gravity was not restored.
01:32:57You had one job, Quill.
01:32:58I did exactly what...
01:33:05Careful, Peter Quill.
01:33:07In my experience, children often booby-trap their toys.
01:33:10It's not Nicky's, it's mine.
01:33:12So we're just claiming our stuff now? Because if we are...
01:33:14No, I mean it literally used to belong to me.
01:33:17Uh, Quill, you gotta see this.
01:33:22This kid's obsessed with you.
01:33:23Wait, why does she have your toy?
01:33:25It's just something I gave to Corell when we were together during the war, like a keepsake.
01:33:30It doesn't mean anything.
01:33:32Does, uh, this mean anything?
01:33:35How old is the child?
01:33:39Twelve.
01:33:42Congratulations, Peter Quill.
01:33:44You will make a terrible father.
01:33:46Unless the child is dead, in which case, it does not matter.
01:33:49Wait, wait.
01:33:50Yes, okay.
01:33:51So the dates maybe kind of match up, so it's possible, I guess.
01:33:55It's only that I had a health class on this.
01:33:57Inspiring.
01:33:58Can we just focus on if Corell and Nicky are okay?
01:34:01They're clearly not here, so let's move on and keep looking.
01:34:11Hey, isn't that...
01:34:13The mining ship we explored in the Quarantine Zone, yeah.
01:34:16Where's the footage from?
01:34:19Signal's stronger.
01:34:20We must be close.
01:34:22How close?
01:34:23Hard to say.
01:34:24Too much interference.
01:34:31It's the Chariot Corell.
01:34:33Found something.
01:34:44Hey, what are you...
01:34:46Clark!
01:34:49Run!
01:34:53She went in after we left.
01:34:55Oh, Clark.
01:34:57That thing.
01:34:59You don't think.
01:35:00It is the creature that devoured our monster.
01:35:04Could have been a million things.
01:35:05I mean, it's restricted space for a reason.
01:35:07I am Groot.
01:35:08No, you're a Lotus scut.
01:35:10That thing's got nothing to do with us.
01:35:13The gem Corell picked up.
01:35:15I think it's the same one we shot in the Quarantine Zone.
01:35:18Uh, we?
01:35:19You're the one who shot it.
01:35:20Fine, the gem I shot.
01:35:22The point is, is that shadow thing came out of it.
01:35:26We did this.
01:35:28The Quarantine Zone's a giant death trap.
01:35:30So we released a shadow thing.
01:35:33We made it out, didn't we?
01:35:34Your stupid girlfriend probably did too.
01:35:36You've been saying the whole time she's probably dead.
01:35:38Eh, probably alive, probably dead.
01:35:40Whatever.
01:35:41The point is, we're all fine.
01:35:43Corell is tough.
01:35:44If anyone made it out, it's her.
01:35:46We know it.
01:36:03Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:36:08You misread our intentions.
01:36:11No, you've made them pretty clear.
01:36:14Sometimes sacrifices...
01:36:20I had to check.
01:36:23Groot, sweep the leg.
01:36:28Grand Unifier.
01:36:30Breaker.
01:36:31Right?
01:36:33First, let me just say, it's really cool that you've heard of us, right, guys?
01:36:37And it's cool that you didn't try to kill us just then.
01:36:39Especially with your two pals right there.
01:36:41Could have totally ripped us apart the moment you walked in.
01:36:44Which we obviously all appreciate.
01:36:47But also, we've kind of got a few questions, like...
01:36:52Where are Centurion Corell and her daughter?
01:36:58You came here seeking truth.
01:37:01Rejoice.
01:37:04The Matriarch wishes to share it with you.
01:37:19Okay, that is really not cool.
01:37:27What do you mean he's not picking up?
01:37:29Cobb.
01:37:33The Matriarch awaits.
01:37:58What's wrong with the passport?
01:38:00Nothing. The Poji ain't picking up.
01:38:02We're stuck here.
01:38:03Hey, at least the dumb guys let us keep our weapons.
01:38:05Demonstrate their lack of fear.
01:38:07It was a proven battle tactic.
01:38:08Cthathian warriors often ride into battle completely naked.
01:38:11Keep your pants on.
01:38:13Although, it could be used as a distraction.
01:38:18Yeah, no.
01:38:20Any other ideas?
01:38:24Any other ideas?
01:38:26Can you froth?
01:38:28I can froth.
01:38:29Can you twitch?
01:38:30Yeah, I'm pretty twitchy.
01:38:31All right. On my cue, you drop, froth, and twitch.
01:38:34While they're all distracted, we take off down one of them side halls.
01:38:38What about me?
01:38:39You, well, you know, you, uh...
01:38:41Take one for the team.
01:38:43I'm not gonna...
01:38:44Walk with me.
01:38:47Come on, Quill. Just grab your chest and drop.
01:38:50Point another plan.
01:38:54Shit.
01:39:01What?
01:39:07Come. Join me.
01:39:12If I intended to kill you.
01:39:24Wow, o-o-okay, that...
01:39:27Uh, that is a cool trick.
01:39:30Will you explain how you did it?
01:39:31Sorcery.
01:39:32I can understand how some might see it that way.
01:39:36But I used science.
01:39:39The science of faith.
01:39:41Faith is not science.
01:39:43But faith energy is.
01:39:46This skiff.
01:39:49My inquisitors.
01:39:51Even Sankrasanct herself.
01:39:54All powered by the same miraculous energy.
01:39:59Energy I discovered.
01:40:01I'm going for the drone. Keep him talking.
01:40:03Now?
01:40:06What?
01:40:07What is this?
01:40:08It's just, um...
01:40:10You, uh...
01:40:12You, uh, discovered stuff, and you claim to, uh...
01:40:17Control energy?
01:40:19Faith energy?
01:40:21Um...
01:40:22I-I think what the Moore's point is, is...
01:40:26You say you have all of this energy.
01:40:29Faith energy.
01:40:30Right, but...
01:40:32When we first saw you, weren't you stranded on Hallows Hope because your shuttle ran out of juice?
01:40:38Yes, I was, but...
01:40:40So why don't you just believe that your ship had more gas?
01:40:45It doesn't work that way.
01:40:47Faith energy is a byproduct of belief.
01:40:51Focused belief.
01:40:54Okay, sure.
01:40:55I saw this proven.
01:40:57Focused belief in him is what enabled us to survive.
01:41:05So, you were saying...
01:41:07Wait.
01:41:09Weren't there more of you?
01:41:10What? No, no, no.
01:41:12No, no.
01:41:13Nope.
01:41:14You were saying something about him?
01:41:16It seems super important.
01:41:18Right, right, uh...
01:41:19Your... father.
01:41:22Uncle.
01:41:23Son?
01:41:25My son died of disease.
01:41:28The him I was referring to was someone else.
01:41:31The first divine vessel of this church, before it was even a church.
01:41:36An absurd faith healer, bathed in golden light and wielding unfathomable power.
01:41:45He saw my loss.
01:41:47Our collective loss.
01:41:49Knew its cause, but refused to reverse it.
01:41:53Because he, personally, never felt what we feel.
01:41:59That is why I founded this church.
01:42:02To heal.
01:42:04To give hope to those who have lost everything.
01:42:10Wait.
01:42:12There were more of you.
01:42:14The little one is missing.
01:42:17Perhaps he died like your son.
01:42:19All of us.
01:42:21What?
01:42:23Right? Yes.
01:42:26Good point, Brute.
01:42:27He is totally into his spiritual mission.
01:42:30But I think I've figured out all of this.
01:42:34Those were some pretty sweet holograms.
01:42:38I think even the world might want one of those.
01:42:40I mean, they must have cost you an arm and a... another arm.
01:42:44Right?
01:42:46And this?
01:42:48That's pretty sweet, Tristan.
01:42:50But everybody's got anti-gravity sticks.
01:42:52Oh, and let me guess.
01:42:53You've got your own personal shield generator tucked under that territory, don't you?
01:42:58A little makeup, some color coordination.
01:43:00I'm loving the gold laser light show, by the way.
01:43:05Pretty sweet little scam.
01:43:08I'm actually impressed.
01:43:10Well, good for you.
01:43:13Hey, I get it, man.
01:43:15You've got to sell the brand before you stage the miracle.
01:43:18Oh, man, this one time on Raj L3...
01:43:20You think you're all very clever.
01:43:25You hope to delay me because you're afraid.
01:43:29There is nothing to fear.
01:43:32Why are you...
01:43:34Get back here where I can see you.
01:43:36Yeah, yeah.
01:43:41It's time to meet the Matriarch.
01:43:49Rakan, tell me you have an escape plan.
01:43:51We're going to summon the Moana.
01:43:52My new buddy will show us the way.
01:43:54You're being very cryptic, Rodent.
01:43:56Yeah, well, I get twitchy when I'm surrounded by...
01:43:57They just want to see their...
01:43:58They just want to see their new mommy.
01:44:00I also think Squill's ex-girlfriend traded in her cop badge for cult robes.
01:44:03Oh, boy.
01:44:04What?
01:44:05I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
01:44:30Iggy.
01:44:32No.
01:44:34No, don't.
01:44:39My maiden has requested the Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:44:46Thank you, Grand Unifier.
01:44:51Guardians, we may approach.
01:44:59Peter Quill, order your offspring to come down from there this instant.
01:45:05Maybe I'm out of line, but...
01:45:08Aren't you a little young for a dress that short?
01:45:14Aren't you a little old to write your name on your clothes?
01:45:20Took you long enough.
01:45:25Yeah, well, you know what chatty grandpa gets.
01:45:29Hey, we're gonna get you out of here.
01:45:31Just follow my lead.
01:45:33But...
01:45:35This is where we're supposed to be.
01:45:39We're gonna save everybody.
01:45:41I'm gonna save them, I promised.
01:45:44Come on, snap out of it, kid.
01:45:46You're just saying what he wants you to say.
01:45:53Hold on, everybody, just...
01:45:54The girl is clearly not herself.
01:45:56Of course I am.
01:45:59But I'm more than just me.
01:46:14What do you mean?
01:46:16Where's your mom?
01:46:18Mom is here.
01:46:21She's right here, inside me.
01:46:25Well, thanks for clearing that up.
01:46:28The light joined us.
01:46:32I thought she was gone, but I can bring her back.
01:46:37They're all waiting for us to bring them back.
01:46:41All we need is faith.
01:46:44The Grand Unifier helped me understand.
01:46:50This is one big con.
01:46:52Trust me, I know a thing or two about...
01:46:54Why can't you just believe in me?
01:46:57Why won't you just listen?
01:47:00Nobody ever listens...
01:47:03Until I show them.
01:47:13Stop, stop!
01:47:15Mom, no!
01:47:16No!
01:47:19Stop!
01:47:20She doesn't have to die, Peter.
01:47:22You can save her.
01:47:25I promise.
01:47:32Get back!
01:47:34Your scaly mess won't touch one hair on his head!
01:47:39I said get back!
01:47:49Oh, Peter!
01:47:52Oh, Peter, my boy!
01:47:55Mom!
01:47:57What's going on?
01:47:59How is this possible?
01:48:00You saved me!
01:48:02That's how.
01:48:03I knew you would never leave me.
01:48:05I didn't, I mean...
01:48:07Look at you!
01:48:08Look at you, all grown up!
01:48:11And into the great leader I knew you would become.
01:48:17Peter, I am so proud of you.
01:48:20Your father would be so proud.
01:48:23I don't understand.
01:48:24I saw you die.
01:48:27Am I...
01:48:29Did I go back?
01:48:30You are here.
01:48:31That's all that matters.
01:48:32We have all the time in the world now.
01:48:34You and me.
01:48:36And your friends, too.
01:48:38My friends?
01:48:39Sure.
01:48:40The house is plenty big enough.
01:48:42And I want to meet this amazing team of yours
01:48:44and hear all about your incredible adventures.
01:48:49That is...
01:48:52You don't know how bad I've wanted this.
01:48:54Oh, nothing will ever break us apart.
01:48:56I promise, Peter.
01:48:59I promise.
01:49:01Let go of me.
01:49:02Stop! Stop hugging me!
01:49:04I can't believe I have you back.
01:49:09This isn't right.
01:49:12Of course it's me, sweetie.
01:49:15It's just been so long.
01:49:17Peter, what are you doing?
01:49:23Please.
01:49:32Now, Peter.
01:49:33While it's distracted, we can reach Nikki.
01:49:37She needs our help.
01:49:39Do it.
01:49:45Dad.
01:49:46Come on, get up.
01:49:47We don't have much time.
01:49:49We need to get everything ready.
01:49:50Mom will be home soon.
01:49:51Come on, get up.
01:49:53Nikki, what?
01:50:05Finally.
01:50:06I need your help.
01:50:07Mom will be home for lunch soon,
01:50:08and I want everything to be perfect.
01:50:09Perfect?
01:50:10For her birthday.
01:50:12That's today.
01:50:13Did you forget again?
01:50:15Uh, no.
01:50:16No, of course not.
01:50:17I just don't remember falling asleep.
01:50:21Great.
01:50:22So can you help me set everything up like we said yesterday?
01:50:25I just need help with the holoprojector,
01:50:27and then there's the cake and the present that we got her.
01:50:29I want everything to be perfect before she gets home.
01:50:32Oh, okay.
01:50:36Surprise!
01:50:38Peter?
01:50:39What are you two?
01:50:41No!
01:50:46Don't believe it, Peter.
01:50:47This isn't real.
01:50:49She's being tricked.
01:50:53She never should have been here.
01:50:58What she saw.
01:51:01I don't know how,
01:51:03but the three of us are connected now.
01:51:06That thing, that thing has her,
01:51:08but she can still be saved.
01:51:13She has to accept my death.
01:51:15She must.
01:51:17Show her how to let me go.
01:51:21Free my daughter.
01:51:23Save her.
01:51:26Please!
01:51:29Please!
01:51:40Child!
01:51:43Get the matriarch out of here, now!
01:51:53By rejecting the promise,
01:51:55you are proving yourself unworthy.
01:51:58Am I any...
01:52:25Hey, Grandpa!
01:52:26You think we're afraid of your goons?
01:52:31They do not leave this chamber.
01:52:41Oh, crap!
01:52:44Clark, just jump!
01:52:56Oh, shit.
01:53:02That must be the comm relay.
01:53:04I'll take it off this heap.
01:53:06So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
01:53:09I'm gonna need your help.
01:53:11Sure.
01:53:12All right.
01:53:13Just stand right here.
01:53:16Okay.
01:53:18Perfect.
01:53:26Okay.
01:53:32Why are we pretending we did not witness
01:53:34what we witnessed in the ceremonial chamber?
01:53:37Because the promise is an insidious lie.
01:53:40How can you be certain?
01:53:41Because I wanted to believe it,
01:53:43but I knew when I woke up it...
01:53:45Would all be gone.
01:53:49What did you see?
01:53:52I...
01:53:55I...
01:54:04I saw my mom.
01:54:08Alive.
01:54:13But there was something else there, too.
01:54:16A shadow.
01:54:18Yeah, exactly.
01:54:21Whatever it is, it's using the girl.
01:54:23I don't know.
01:54:24Probably fed her alive her own.
01:54:29Oh, crap.
01:54:30I know, she's...
01:54:31Clark, it's Scott!
01:54:36What?
01:54:37That was completely intentional.
01:54:39The Milano's on her way.
01:54:45Thanks, bud.
01:54:47All right, let's split,
01:54:49before the Faith Brigade realizes what we did.
01:54:53Okay.
01:55:24I...
01:55:26I...
01:55:53I...