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00:00:00I don't think I've ever seen anything like it in my entire life.
00:00:18I don't think I've ever seen anything like it in my entire life.
00:00:30I don't think I've ever seen anything like it in my entire life.
00:01:00I don't think I've ever seen anything like it in my entire life.
00:01:23Is that your new tape?
00:01:24Who's the guy with the scary eyes?
00:01:34He doesn't have a name.
00:01:35He's one of the space riders.
00:01:37And he's not scary, he's cool.
00:01:40Your space rider certainly got his hands full.
00:01:51Pretty far out.
00:01:52Nobody says far out anymore, Ma.
00:01:55Ma!
00:01:56Nobody says far out anymore.
00:01:58Oh, well, your mom.
00:02:01Maybe we should see if we could get tickets to see them live.
00:02:05Really?
00:02:06Your mom may not look it, but I was quite the rocker when I was your age.
00:02:10Your father and I would just lie on the hood of my old Chevy and listen to Black Sabbath.
00:02:14You like Black Sabbath?
00:02:15Like I said, your mom's cooler than you think.
00:02:21We'd look up at the stars and he'd tell me all about the places he'd been.
00:02:29Mom?
00:02:30How about some cake, huh?
00:02:33Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:02:35You said that 15 minutes ago.
00:02:38If you don't hurry, I'm gonna eat that whole cake myself.
00:02:41No, you wouldn't.
00:02:42Yes, I would.
00:02:43You wouldn't.
00:02:44Yes, I would.
00:02:45Hey, watch the hair.
00:02:47Ow!
00:02:49Peter!
00:02:51We've talked about you leaving your toys on the floor.
00:02:54It's not a toy.
00:02:55It's an action figure.
00:02:56More like an action landmine.
00:02:59Stab your foot, I will.
00:03:02He doesn't even...
00:03:03Never mind.
00:03:06Thirteen whole years.
00:03:08Look at you.
00:03:10Where does time go?
00:03:12I'll be up in a sec.
00:03:13I promise.
00:03:15Right.
00:03:32Peter Quill.
00:03:35Peter Quill, wake up.
00:03:37Holy crap, Drax.
00:03:40You gotta stop doing this, man.
00:03:42It's weird.
00:03:44We are approaching the quarantine zone.
00:03:48How long was I out for?
00:03:5015,338 ticks.
00:03:53That's very specific.
00:03:56The Betrayer is ready to begin our mission.
00:03:58She has requested your presence in the cockpit.
00:04:00Gamora's on our side, Drax.
00:04:02She is the spawn of my sworn enemy.
00:04:04A murderess and a traitor.
00:04:06I do not trust her.
00:04:07Well, try.
00:04:08We're supposed to be a team.
00:04:10I make no promises.
00:04:40Hey.
00:04:56That's my chair.
00:04:58Oh.
00:04:59Then why aren't you in it?
00:05:01I was, uh...
00:05:03strategizing.
00:05:05It's one thing to get into the zone,
00:05:07but we still gotta catch that monster.
00:05:09Right.
00:05:11So did I miss anything?
00:05:13Other than a ton of suspicious glares from Drax, not really.
00:05:16Now, if you're done strategizing,
00:05:19feel free to grab your seat.
00:05:21We're almost ready to go.
00:05:40And...
00:05:42we're in.
00:05:43Incredible.
00:05:45I didn't realize there was so much stuff left after the war.
00:05:49Restraint wasn't very popular in the Chitauri army,
00:05:52especially with Thanos in charge.
00:05:54Yeah, it's probably all harmless now.
00:05:56I mean, Nova Corps had 12 years to get rid of the heavy-duty explosives, right?
00:06:01That's why I like you, Quill.
00:06:02You're so pure.
00:06:04Oh, the wonderful and terrible things I could do with all this.
00:06:10Stay focused, Lunat.
00:06:11We did not come here to scavenge.
00:06:13Why not?
00:06:14The Milano's weapon system's good use in overall.
00:06:16Plus, there's good money in it.
00:06:18The beast that we seek is far more valuable
00:06:20to the Monster Queen of Sekhnofgai than any illegally-acquired salvage.
00:06:25Whoa!
00:06:28This place is really shippy.
00:06:31I'm not seeing a monster.
00:06:33That big cylinder up ahead looks like the mining ship Peter's friend is set to look for.
00:06:38Friend?
00:06:39For a knight?
00:06:41And you'll see the monster as soon as we place Rocket's monster-summoning thingies.
00:06:45Clark, yeah.
00:06:46Group Quill Soda.
00:06:48Team Rocket's up first.
00:06:53I still do not understand why I must remain on board with the assassin.
00:06:56Oh, because you're part of Green Team.
00:07:00You assigned me to the team before you named it.
00:07:02Your skin is not green.
00:07:04It's teal.
00:07:05Teal?
00:07:06What?
00:07:09Listen, if we want to trick the monster into going inside that mining rig,
00:07:12we need to place thumpers on both sides.
00:07:14Two sides, two teams.
00:07:16And two cliffs on the drop side.
00:07:18Brownstone State is the land of ships you'll need to jump.
00:07:22That's our cue.
00:07:23Let's go, group.
00:07:28Don't worry.
00:07:29Once the thumpers are placed, we'll meet in the middle and we'll capture the monster.
00:07:33Together.
00:07:34Very well.
00:07:48Thumper one's gone.
00:07:52Meet you at the rendezvous point.
00:07:53Wait.
00:07:57Yes! The resin can hold a scorpion.
00:08:01I'm telling you, it's totally safe.
00:08:03See? I'll even prove it.
00:08:04Huh? Look at this.
00:08:10Rocket.
00:08:11I'm sorry.
00:08:14Nice jump!
00:08:17No, no!
00:08:23Groot!
00:08:29Groot!
00:08:30Groot!
00:08:38Groot!
00:08:39Buddy, you're okay!
00:08:42Fine.
00:08:44You flarky piece of moldy driftwood.
00:08:46You could have died saving me.
00:08:48Groot!
00:08:51I love you, too.
00:08:52Yourself a son of a jug.
00:08:56Come on, Quill.
00:08:57He says he'll meet us at the mining ship.
00:08:58I don't want to make him wait.
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:32Quill, are you okay?
00:09:33Yeah, yeah, it's just...
00:09:49Well, that's concerning.
00:10:01What was that?
00:10:04It's a swarm of old cleaner bots.
00:10:07Maybe.
00:10:08Old cleaner bots?
00:10:09I don't know.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:28Die, weird, floaty thing!
00:10:37Groot!
00:10:38Groot!
00:10:42You okay, buddy?
00:10:48I'm okay.
00:10:59This is it.
00:11:00Last spot.
00:11:05I can't wait to be out of here.
00:11:07This place feels like it's about to collapse on itself.
00:11:09I cannot wait to meet our monster.
00:11:11I thought you were mostly interested in meeting the buyer.
00:11:14She is a respectable collector.
00:11:16Is it working?
00:11:17Yeah, yeah, don't worry, sunshine.
00:11:22Ow!
00:11:25Is it, uh... doing it?
00:11:27What?!
00:11:29It appears to be broken.
00:11:31Ain't nothing broke!
00:11:32That's the sound it's supposed to make!
00:11:34What sound?
00:11:35You can't hear that!
00:11:37Hear what?
00:11:48Our monster has arrived!
00:11:49I see it.
00:11:50Good.
00:11:51Oh, crap, the door, we...
00:11:56It works.
00:11:57Let's catch our monster.
00:12:07Hold on!
00:12:08Hold on!
00:12:09Hold on!
00:12:10Hold on!
00:12:11Hold on!
00:12:12Hold on!
00:12:13Hold on!
00:12:14Hold on!
00:12:15Hold on!
00:12:17What the flark is that?
00:12:19Definitely not a monster.
00:12:21Who are you, man?
00:12:23Adorable.
00:12:24It's more matted than an Asgardian goat.
00:12:26We cannot present this pathetic creature to the monster queen of Sekdorf Nine.
00:12:30She will laugh at us.
00:12:31Maybe we can use it as bait.
00:12:33I knew those thumpers wouldn't work.
00:12:35What?
00:12:36My thumpers are state-of-the-art.
00:12:38Musclehead's the one who rushed at the first thing that came through the door.
00:12:41My head is not made of muscle.
00:12:43My head is not made of muscle.
00:12:56You guys seeing what I'm seeing?
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:02Now that is a monster.
00:13:04Yes.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:13Enough with the warm-up.
00:13:15Time to catch us a real monster.
00:13:17Let's get paid.
00:13:24What in hell's name is that?
00:13:26Definitely not cleanerbots.
00:13:34Watch it!
00:13:37That place is crapping out.
00:13:38We gotta get out of here.
00:13:39Now!
00:13:40Curse this volatile ruin.
00:13:41Tracks, go!
00:13:53Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:54Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:55Please don't be Nova Corps.
00:13:58It is Nova Corps.
00:14:04It is Nova Corps.
00:14:21That's a patrol ship.
00:14:23Designation, Hala's Hope.
00:14:27Did you say Hala's Hope?
00:14:35Hala's Hope.
00:14:48Just speak to Centurion Corell.
00:14:50Silence, prisoner.
00:14:51The commander has no time to meet with law-breaking pirates like you.
00:14:55That's just it. We're not pirates.
00:14:57We're legally incorporated heroes for hire.
00:14:59Yeah, that's right.
00:15:00You check those records, Buckethead.
00:15:02Nova Corps licensing permit 67398-2.
00:15:06Gardeners of the Galaxy?
00:15:09What? No.
00:15:10Rocket.
00:15:11So I let Groot fill out the paperwork.
00:15:13I fixed it with an addendum.
00:15:14Not the most well-known heroes you could hire,
00:15:17but definitely in the top five of most awesome names.
00:15:21Contributing members.
00:15:23Groot, a flora colossus.
00:15:25Last of his kind, fearless in a firefight,
00:15:28an awesome best friend.
00:15:31Rocket.
00:15:32Bonafide super genius and a wizard with explosives.
00:15:35Definitely not a raccoon.
00:15:38Gamora.
00:15:39Adopted daughter of Thanos.
00:15:41Deadliest woman in the galaxy.
00:15:43Need we say more?
00:15:45Drax the Destroyer.
00:15:46Convicted serial murderer and galactic war hero.
00:15:50Often grumpy.
00:15:52Last and definitely least,
00:15:54Peter Jason Quill.
00:15:57That's it?
00:16:00That's all you wrote?
00:16:01It was a character limitation.
00:16:03Sorry. Excuse me. I just need to...
00:16:06Cadet Gold.
00:16:07What are you doing here?
00:16:09Oh, you don't know? Really?
00:16:12It says right here.
00:16:13Prisoner Processing Training.
00:16:15I'm your official trainee.
00:16:17Aren't you a little young for the Corps?
00:16:19Aren't you a little old for that hairdo?
00:16:22I should check with the captain.
00:16:24No. No, no, no, no.
00:16:26She definitely signed off on this.
00:16:28You know how thorough she is about signing stuff?
00:16:31If I may, sir,
00:16:33the real concern here is Regulation 7A
00:16:36regarding prisoner footgear.
00:16:38That one's jet boots are in clear violation.
00:16:42They're decorative.
00:16:44Good work, Cadet Gold.
00:16:46Great. There goes Plan B.
00:16:50You don't need a Plan B. I got this.
00:16:52No, you do not got this, pirate.
00:16:55I got this.
00:16:57Now fall in line.
00:17:02Hold on!
00:17:06Peter!
00:17:07Hold on to something, Quill!
00:17:08No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:17:16Hey, kid, are you there?
00:17:18Nova girl!
00:17:21Yeah, yeah, I think so.
00:17:23Let me just see if I can...
00:17:28Hold on, Vishay!
00:17:30That's my jet boots!
00:17:38Cadet Gold, was it?
00:17:40Nicky.
00:17:41Oh, it's nice to meet you, Nicky.
00:17:43Okay, Nicky, here's the plan.
00:17:45You're gonna jump and grab my legs
00:17:47while I hold on for dear life.
00:17:49That doesn't sound like...
00:17:50Trust me, kiddo.
00:17:52We got this.
00:17:57See?
00:18:01This isn't weird at all.
00:18:05You're doing great.
00:18:08You're doing great.
00:18:09Whoa.
00:18:11You're doing great.
00:18:13Okay.
00:18:14That was kind of easy, huh?
00:18:17Whoa!
00:18:23Thanks.
00:18:24Mom wouldn't be impressed if I lost my first prisoner.
00:18:29Your mom, right.
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:32We need to get out of here.
00:18:34Mom?
00:18:36I can explain.
00:18:40Come on.
00:18:43Nicky.
00:18:44I'm fine.
00:18:45Mom, seriously.
00:18:46A-okay. Barely a scratch.
00:18:48What in Hala's name were you thinking?
00:18:50Sneaking out with an arresting squad.
00:18:52Running around with criminals.
00:18:53Alleged criminals.
00:18:54You almost died.
00:18:55Do you have any idea how grounded you are right now?
00:18:57Mom!
00:18:58You promised to give me more leeway.
00:19:00Leeway doesn't mean lying to my officers.
00:19:02Or sneaking around behind my back.
00:19:04Look, it's my fault some guy's ship blew up.
00:19:07Restricted areas are restricted for a reason.
00:19:09You treat me like a prisoner.
00:19:11You're a child.
00:19:12Are you even listening?
00:19:13Whoa, whoa.
00:19:15We've all been through a lot today.
00:19:16Let's just all take a deep breath.
00:19:18And recognize that maybe we've all made some mistakes.
00:19:25Make sure the fire is out and the hangar is secure.
00:19:27Yes, Commander.
00:19:28And find out why that churchman's shuttle exploded.
00:19:31Grand Unifier Raker has been less than cooperative.
00:19:33Make him cooperate.
00:19:35And you two, with me.
00:19:44I knew you'd overreact.
00:19:45You always overreact.
00:19:47For what it's worth, Nikki totally saved my butt.
00:19:50She handled herself really well.
00:19:52You have every reason to be proud of her.
00:19:53Coming from you, Peter, it's worth extraordinarily little.
00:19:57Why are you being mean to him?
00:19:59Just listen to what he's saying.
00:20:00I don't care what he's saying.
00:20:02Upper level. Captain's quarters.
00:20:05Initiate lockdown.
00:20:06Lockdown initiated.
00:20:11What, are you gonna kill us?
00:20:12In theory. These doors don't open until I say so.
00:20:15Yeah, I know how lockdown works.
00:20:17I don't think you do.
00:20:18Because somehow you keep bypassing every security measure on this ship.
00:20:22And I want to know how.
00:20:24Initiate not-lockdown.
00:20:27All good for systems go.
00:20:28Systems go.
00:20:31Activate.
00:20:32Voiceprint not authorized.
00:20:34Just trying to help.
00:20:36We don't need your help.
00:20:37You're the last person we need help from.
00:20:39You clearly need some form of help if you're trapping us in an elevator.
00:20:43How does a twelve-year-old get into these places?
00:20:47Twelve?
00:20:48Oh wow, I thought she was at least sixteen.
00:20:50Peter!
00:20:51What?
00:20:52She really knew her stuff. She's a smart kid.
00:20:55Too smart. She keeps bypassing security.
00:20:57Unless... you have a level six access to my ship all of a sudden?
00:21:02Didn't think so.
00:21:03Nicolette Gold, empty your pockets.
00:21:05I still have feelings for you.
00:21:07Excuse me?
00:21:08Not like... feelings, feelings. More like... emotions.
00:21:13You know, because the explosion, and me and you, and everything we went through back in the war.
00:21:18It was a lot of feelings to go through.
00:21:22I'm good now.
00:21:23Okay, good. Now, if you don't mind.
00:21:28Look, Mom, I'm not hiding anything. I wouldn't do that.
00:21:35To be continued.
00:21:37Disengage, log down.
00:21:39Log down, disengage.
00:21:40So, can I go help secure the hangar now?
00:21:42No, you can go back to your quarters and you can stay there for the next thirty rotations.
00:21:46But, Mom!
00:21:47I can make it thirty cycles.
00:21:58So, rough day, huh? Exploding shuttles, quarantine zone trespassers. Missing kid?
00:22:06I have no idea.
00:22:08Chewie?
00:22:13I can't believe you still have him.
00:22:17I don't know.
00:22:19I don't know.
00:22:21I don't know.
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:25I don't know.
00:22:27I can't believe he survived. Mercury was, what, like a thousand degrees?
00:22:30More like a thousand cycles ago.
00:22:34You can keep him if you want. He is yours.
00:22:38Hey, I ordered him to look out for you.
00:22:40Expect him to keep doing his job.
00:22:43Especially when you now have a daughter, apparently.
00:22:50Twelve-year-old daughter, who you didn't have during the war.
00:22:53During the war?
00:22:56Twelve years ago, when we...
00:22:57Peter.
00:23:03When we picked up your ship, part of me was excited.
00:23:09At first.
00:23:12But then, after all this time, you haven't changed.
00:23:15At all. You're still the same...
00:23:16I've changed!
00:23:18Whatever the fine is, I'll pay. Just give me three cycles.
00:23:22Let me prove that I'm not still...
00:23:24Whatever it is you're going to finish that sentence with.
00:23:27You're going to pay 7,000 units?
00:23:29In three cycles?
00:23:31Wow, um...
00:23:33Okay, that is a lot of money.
00:23:36Here, I was thinking that maybe...
00:23:38The fine's non-negotiable.
00:23:41My search party found a disturbing amount of prohibited tech lying around your ship.
00:23:46Well, that's all they found, right?
00:23:47Okay, okay, you'll get your money on time, no problem.
00:23:51These Guardians of the Galaxy think we are this close to getting it off the ground.
00:23:55And if I didn't have these handcuffs on, I would show you just how very close we are.
00:24:04Why do I feel like I'll regret this?
00:24:06Oh, come on, when have I ever...
00:24:08You won't regret it!
00:24:11Promise.
00:24:17Promise.
00:24:24You've got three cycles, Peter.
00:24:26Not four, not five. Three.
00:24:30Contact me when you've got the units.
00:24:32And if we don't?
00:24:34The device we installed will deactivate your ship.
00:24:37And you will all go to prison.
00:24:39Gotcha. We won't let you down.
00:24:41What the hell, Peter?
00:24:43You said you could get us out of this.
00:24:45I did. 7,000 units is a small price.
00:24:477,000 units?
00:24:49That is a tremendous sum.
00:24:51Where are we going to get that kind of money in three cycles?
00:24:53By robbing a freaking bank, apparently.
00:24:55Okay, so we got fined.
00:24:57Do we have a Nova tracking thing on our ship that's going to shut down our engines if we don't pay that fine in three cycles?
00:25:03At least we're not on a prisoner transport.
00:25:05Not yet.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:08You're Drax the Destroyer, man. You killed Thanos.
00:25:11Allegedly.
00:25:13Are you going to let a little fine slow you down?
00:25:15And Gamora, you're practically an MI6 agent, but way hotter. And cooler.
00:25:20There's nothing you can't do.
00:25:22Here it comes.
00:25:24Rocky, you're an actual genius and the scrappiest dude I know.
00:25:27How many prisons did you break out of?
00:25:29Seven.
00:25:31I am Groot.
00:25:33You are Groot.
00:25:34Guys, we're supposed to be a team.
00:25:36All we need to do is figure out how broke we are and come up with a plan.
00:25:40So check your quarters.
00:25:42Check between the sofas. Check under the crafting bench.
00:25:45If you find any spare units lying around, grab them.
00:25:48I'll do the same in my quarters.
00:25:51All right.
00:25:54This is why you don't sleep with Coxquill.
00:25:57They put bombs on my ship.
00:25:59My ship?
00:26:00Thirty-seven units?
00:26:03We appear to be 6,963 units short.
00:26:08If we intend to keep our ship, Peter Quill...
00:26:10I know, I know. We clearly need a plan.
00:26:14And reconsider my initial proposal.
00:26:16No, not Fin Fang Fum again.
00:26:18Yes, we should go after Fin Fang Fum.
00:26:20Drax, there are easier ways to get paid.
00:26:23I don't care.
00:26:25I don't care.
00:26:27I don't care.
00:26:28There are easier ways to get paid.
00:26:30Like what about selling Gamora's crap?
00:26:32What?
00:26:34Oh, come on. You've been hoarding them stupid knick-knacks ever since you first joined us.
00:26:37I mean, don't tell me they ain't worth nothing.
00:26:39The quarantine zone was always after us, Quill.
00:26:41My figurines are not knick-knacks.
00:26:43Ah, team's intr-
00:26:45Guys, I think we should...
00:26:47hear our group for once.
00:26:51I...
00:26:53am...
00:26:55Groot.
00:26:59He says we should...
00:27:01combine both ideas.
00:27:04Sell Gamora's trinkets to Fin Fang Fum.
00:27:06That is brilliant.
00:27:08Yeah, you know, the only problem with your plan is that Lady Hellbender only buys monsters.
00:27:12And you are not a monster.
00:27:15He's not. He's the sweetest, most-
00:27:18I am Groot.
00:27:20No, you don't. This ain't something you can pretend.
00:27:23I am Groot.
00:27:26Oh, yeah?
00:27:28You want monster? I'll show you monster!
00:27:31Whoa, guys!
00:27:36Groot, are you really offering to-
00:27:38No. No, he is not offering that, okay?
00:27:41It could work.
00:27:44Sell Groot? I guess we could bust him out after.
00:27:47Absurd.
00:27:49Lady Hellbender seeks the monster within.
00:27:52The small, ugly one is clearly the correct choice.
00:27:55He's cruel, sadistic, and his soul is filthy and filled with rage.
00:27:59Monster Queen would pay a great sum for such a creature.
00:28:02Really? How great?
00:28:04How are you okay with this?
00:28:06Because I know what I am. And I know what he ain't.
00:28:09I am Groot.
00:28:12I vote we sell Groot.
00:28:14I honestly think Lady Hellbender will go for it.
00:28:16Yeah, well, I vote for not Groot.
00:28:18I also vote for the creepy little beast.
00:28:21Two votes each?
00:28:22Peter?
00:28:24Well, Rocket's definitely scarier on the inside.
00:28:26He's unstable and vicious and totally oblivious to the needs of others.
00:28:30Okay, we get it, Quill.
00:28:32The point is, is I think you'd make a fine monster.
00:28:35And we'll definitely need that tactical brain of yours to bust you out once you're in there.
00:28:39But just to be 100% sure, you're definitely okay with this.
00:28:44Uh, are you kidding? I can't wait to hold this over you.
00:28:49Alright, let's do this. Let's go sell a monster.
00:28:52Okay.
00:28:59We're not seriously flying into that.
00:29:02They say the weather patterns of Seknarf 9 are tied to the temperament of its ruler.
00:29:07That's not how women work.
00:29:09Or weather.
00:29:11Anyways, I'm sure it looks worse than it is.
00:29:23There! That's Lady Hellbender's fortress.
00:29:26Get us in close, Quill. I don't want to walk in this.
00:29:29Whoa!
00:29:32Yep, no problem.
00:29:36We're flying the wrong way.
00:29:38Nah, he's not flying at all.
00:29:40Guys, relax.
00:29:42What?
00:29:44Minor adjustment.
00:29:45Adjustment!
00:29:51Piece of cake.
00:29:55You can't be serious.
00:29:57What?
00:29:59This way we can scope things out before we finish the transaction.
00:30:02We're like a hundred clicks from her base.
00:30:04You know how much I like scoping.
00:30:07Nope.
00:30:11Okay, here we go.
00:30:15I ever mention how much I hate rain?
00:30:18Hellbender's castle isn't even that far.
00:30:21That is not a castle. It is an impregnable fortress.
00:30:24So how do we impregnate it?
00:30:26Ask Peter!
00:30:28Let's just get closer. We'll figure it out on the way.
00:30:46Everyone okay?
00:30:50We should have gone to Mach 4.
00:30:54Hey, check out the old resistance ship.
00:30:58Things been shot to hell.
00:31:00No doubt by this one and her Chitauri friends.
00:31:03We weren't friends.
00:31:05We're not guys.
00:31:08I am Groot.
00:31:10I am Groot.
00:31:14Eh, not sure.
00:31:20But it ain't moving now.
00:31:22We'd be wary of it.
00:31:24You know, when I survive freaking half-world, I think I'm scared of some little...
00:31:29It's not alone.
00:31:31Get ready!
00:31:39Ah!
00:31:51Nice catch.
00:31:53You're welcome. Don't get used to it.
00:31:55Peter Quill, you're not alone here.
00:31:59Yeah, I got it.
00:32:10Ah!
00:32:15Guys, anyone know what that is?
00:32:23A monster!
00:32:28Aw, Stumpy's running away.
00:32:31With that, it's tail between its legs.
00:32:33Okay, here we go!
00:32:35Oh, it's slimy.
00:32:39Uh, guys?
00:32:43You might want to wait to come down here.
00:32:48Oh, why the flark is it so deep?
00:32:51In a jam, boys?
00:32:53What do you think?
00:32:54Son of a schmack, reach!
00:32:56The sword will not work, woman. Find us a rope.
00:32:58Yeah, and fast!
00:33:00Where am I supposed to find a rope?
00:33:02I don't know. I'm sinking in jelly here.
00:33:04Quill, do something!
00:33:06Like what?
00:33:08Flark, flark, flark!
00:33:13Quill?
00:33:15Quill?
00:33:18Quill?
00:33:20Quill?
00:33:22Quill?
00:33:24Quill?
00:33:45What did you just do?
00:33:47A sorcery.
00:33:49So cool.
00:33:51Walkie! Somebody get him out of there!
00:33:55Quill!
00:34:15Come on, Twins. What happened?
00:34:18I don't know. My glasses, they...
00:34:20I've only done that once before when I was a kid.
00:34:22I don't do it on purpose.
00:34:24It's a classic Squirtoy tech.
00:34:26Just when you think you've seen it all,
00:34:28they pull stuff like this.
00:34:30This...
00:34:32Leave the guns alone!
00:34:34Quill, I just want to see how they tick.
00:34:36Otherwise, it might as well be magic.
00:34:38Or sorcery.
00:34:40Guys.
00:34:43Or sorcery.
00:34:45Here we go again.
00:34:50Okay, that's kind of weird.
00:34:52Hello?
00:34:54Anybody?
00:35:03Okay, that got my...
00:35:05blood pumping.
00:35:07Why would Lady Hellbender cage this creature?
00:35:10Because it's annoying as scud.
00:35:12Perhaps it is food.
00:35:14That thing's food?
00:35:16Yes. Monster food.
00:35:18I wonder what it tastes like.
00:35:20Peter.
00:35:22I can use this.
00:35:25Monster food?
00:35:27The cage!
00:35:29We need the cage.
00:35:31We go into that fortress with our...
00:35:33with our monster apiece only walking beside us?
00:35:35We'll be laughed right out of the ring.
00:35:38Why are you whispering?
00:35:40Uh...
00:35:42Gamor thinks we can sell our monster act
00:35:44better if we have a proper cage.
00:35:46Only problem is,
00:35:48there's a pissed-off monster inside.
00:35:50Release the beast, let me dispose of it.
00:35:52Because that worked so well for you last time.
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:56Ideally, one that guarantees my safety is...
00:36:10Stumpy's back!
00:36:18We better hurry!
00:36:25You can't be serious!
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:29It's farther than it looked.
00:36:31Much farther.
00:36:33It's a flarkin' infinity bridge is what it is.
00:36:35Ah, you're being dramatic, rodent.
00:36:37The bridge ends at the fortress,
00:36:39therefore it is not infinite.
00:36:41Yeah, that's super comforting.
00:36:43Guess we gotta go.
00:36:45Three cycles.
00:36:48I'll see you later.
00:36:50Later.
00:36:54Peter?
00:36:56Aren't you forgetting something?
00:36:58Are you?
00:37:00Oh, right.
00:37:02The cage.
00:37:04The point of even getting a flarkin' thing
00:37:06is looking like we're in business.
00:37:08All right, Rocket.
00:37:10Time to put on your monster face.
00:37:12I only got one face, Quill.
00:37:14Are you sure about this, Peter?
00:37:16Look at him!
00:37:18You better have one hell of a sales pitch.
00:37:20Maybe Gamor's right.
00:37:22We should try selling Groot instead.
00:37:24I think that we might need Rocket
00:37:26on the outside for this one.
00:37:28Are you?
00:37:30Peter Quill, we're not a democracy, Drax.
00:37:32Yeah, we noticed.
00:37:36You wanna make that call,
00:37:38then you better not mess this up.
00:37:41You hang tight there, bud.
00:37:43When the time comes,
00:37:45I'll get you out of there.
00:37:47Rocket style, I got it.
00:37:49Drax.
00:37:51Gamor, can you help me with this?
00:37:52What? Why?
00:37:54To guarantee your safety as our leader.
00:37:56Oh, come on.
00:38:00Don't look at me.
00:38:02I ain't pulling that thing.
00:38:04Remember, buddy, menacing!
00:38:06Like me, only bigger.
00:38:08I am Groot.
00:38:10Not bad. Not bad.
00:38:20Okay, here we go.
00:38:22Let's go.
00:38:53Oh, that was fast.
00:38:55Give me a sec.
00:38:57I didn't think you'd actually come up.
00:38:59Maybe being on time is my new thing.
00:39:01Oh, right.
00:39:03We'll see about that
00:39:05when I have to get you up for school tomorrow.
00:39:07You know, I think I'm too old for that, too.
00:39:09Nice try, smart aleck.
00:39:11Sit.
00:39:17Don't worry, I'm not gonna sing.
00:39:19I like your singing.
00:39:20Well, you might be the only one.
00:39:22Go on, make a wish.
00:39:24You're officially a teenager.
00:39:35Look at all those girlfriends.
00:39:37Someone's gonna be really popular at school.
00:39:39Mom.
00:39:40What? You are very handsome.
00:39:42I'm sure all the girls are gonna be falling for you.
00:39:44Mom.
00:39:45What did you wish for?
00:39:47Why would I wish for anything?
00:39:48I've got everything I want.
00:39:50Oh, what huge favor are you about to ask me?
00:39:54Just ten bucks.
00:39:56Dan Andy and I want to go see
00:39:58Night of the Cosmos at the Rio tonight.
00:40:00A movie?
00:40:02Tonight?
00:40:03Come on, it's gonna be sick.
00:40:05It's about these zombies that invade Earth,
00:40:07and then it's about these kids
00:40:09that have to blow them away.
00:40:11I don't think I want you to see that movie.
00:40:13I let you watch the Pocky Mask one,
00:40:15and you were sleeping in my bed
00:40:16the next three nights.
00:40:18You watched The Exorcist when you were younger than me.
00:40:20Of course you would remember that,
00:40:22and then I ask you if you packed your lunch
00:40:24and you give me a blank stare.
00:40:26No, I just, I...
00:40:28I wanted us to have some us time tonight, you know?
00:40:31Maybe finish our game.
00:40:33You can't duck out right when I'm about to win.
00:40:35We can still do all that stuff.
00:40:37Or some of it.
00:40:39Tomorrow.
00:40:41You're always telling me to get out of the house more.
00:40:43A movie theater does not count as out of the house.
00:40:46And you know it.
00:40:48Pretty, please?
00:40:50I don't know.
00:40:52Truck's still in the shop,
00:40:54and I don't want you walking alone in the dark.
00:40:56There's been a lot of weirdos out there.
00:40:58It's not safe.
00:41:00I'll be careful, Mom. I always am.
00:41:02Were you careful when you got that black eye?
00:41:04I told you, I was...
00:41:06I know!
00:41:08You were standing up for someone,
00:41:10which is a good thing.
00:41:12But you cannot go punching your way
00:41:14out of every problem, Peter.
00:41:17No.
00:41:19Of course not.
00:41:23Okay, get me my purse.
00:41:33Not so fast.
00:41:35Before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about.
00:41:37Something I want to give you.
00:41:39Twenty bucks?
00:41:41Don't push it.
00:41:43Think of it as a
00:41:44long-overdue gift from your father.
00:41:47It's upstairs on my bed.
00:41:49Go on and get it while I finish up in the kitchen.
00:41:51And we can open it together.
00:42:03At last!
00:42:08I am humbled by my fate.
00:42:10I am humbled by my incompetence.
00:42:13Spare me your emptiness.
00:42:16Apologies, my queen.
00:42:18I meant no offense.
00:42:20I know what you mean.
00:42:22Do not blame me for your freedom.
00:42:24You are not the first to claim
00:42:26they have captured Atara Tali.
00:42:28You doubt its authenticity?
00:42:30If it is what you say it is,
00:42:32prove it.
00:42:34Or suffer the consequence
00:42:36of every other would-be con artist.
00:42:38I assure you, my lady.
00:42:40I said, release it.
00:42:48We got this.
00:43:08No!
00:43:34You are free here.
00:43:38Thank you.
00:43:54Bring in the next seller
00:43:56and transfer 10,000 units
00:43:58to that last one's next door.
00:44:00Speak.
00:44:02Hey there.
00:44:04I'm Star-Lord.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:08Destroyer.
00:44:11The undoing of the Mad Titan
00:44:14in the flesh.
00:44:19Such flesh.
00:44:32Your presence honors me.
00:44:35You are much smaller than I expected.
00:44:38Oh?
00:44:40And what were you expecting?
00:44:43Perhaps I can do something about it.
00:44:47Unlikely.
00:44:49We'll see, Destroyer.
00:44:52I can be quite forceful.
00:44:58Peter Quill.
00:45:01I believe she is flirting with me.
00:45:05Just play along, man.
00:45:08Flatter her or something.
00:45:11You got this.
00:45:13I guess for the best.
00:45:15Her negotiation skills are terrible.
00:45:19Lady Hellbender.
00:45:22I can see by the size of your weapon
00:45:25that you must be a skillful warrior.
00:45:28Perhaps I can give you a demonstration sometime.
00:45:32You would make an acceptable opponent.
00:45:35Tell me, Destroyer.
00:45:38What brings you to Seven of Nine?
00:45:41Peter Quill.
00:45:43Show her the creature.
00:45:56A flora colossus.
00:45:58A flora colossus.
00:46:02I thought your kind had been wiped out.
00:46:07Name your terms, Destroyer.
00:46:1120,000 units.
00:46:1320,000?
00:46:15The creature is not monstrous like the creepy little beast.
00:46:18But it is a capable warrior
00:46:21and it possesses regenerative qualities.
00:46:23Also,
00:46:25it is the last of its species.
00:46:2820,000 units is sufficient compensation.
00:46:32No.
00:46:33No! Rocket Drax has this.
00:46:36Name your terms, then.
00:46:4015,000.
00:46:43And you stay.
00:46:46Whoa, you want to buy Drax?
00:46:49Not buy.
00:46:51Invest.
00:46:54I could use a warrior like you at my side.
00:46:57I have other commitments.
00:47:01Shame.
00:47:03We could have had such fun together.
00:47:0712,000 for the flora colossus, then.
00:47:1112,000 is not-
00:47:12Not that bad for a flora... whatever.
00:47:15Deal.
00:47:1612,000 units it is.
00:47:26Let's go.
00:47:52The storms of Sekhnaf grow ravenous.
00:47:54You will stay among my Hellraisers
00:47:57and revel as one.
00:48:00Yeah, this is great. We'd be-
00:48:03Thank you.
00:48:14Of course I will.
00:48:15I'll call you. I'll call you.
00:48:18You guys were supposed to wait for me.
00:48:19You took too long.
00:48:20I was establishing an alibi.
00:48:22You were flirting with a Sekhnafian beast handler.
00:48:25Who confirmed that Groot is definitely probably being kept in the New Additions pen.
00:48:29Which is where, exactly?
00:48:31Well, we didn't quite get that far.
00:48:33Good thing we're doing my plan.
00:48:37Tracker's pointing back to Lady Skull's suits room, so that's where I'm going.
00:48:42Tiny little problem.
00:48:47Boy, when these guys go, they go hard.
00:48:50They're heavily inebriated.
00:48:52Doesn't mean they're not a threat.
00:48:53My best blade work happens after I've had a few.
00:48:56If you Scott Knuckles gotta die to save Groot, so be it.
00:48:59Whoa! Hey!
00:49:00We are not here to start a war with the woman who's got her own private army.
00:49:03How does it rob her?
00:49:04If we do things right, and be quiet, we'll be in and out with no one to wise her.
00:49:09Drax!
00:49:11What part of quiet don't you understand?
00:49:13That is quiet, Peter Quill.
00:49:16No, chilling!
00:49:18Don't touch anything, don't step on anything, and don't break anything.
00:49:23Don't do anything stupid.
00:49:25If we mess this up, it's game over for Groot. And us.
00:49:31Groot!
00:49:32Easy there, bud. I'll get you out in a flash.
00:49:34Whoa! Hey!
00:49:35Let's not turn him into kindling.
00:49:37Stand back, or we'll breach the perimeter.
00:49:39It's too thick.
00:49:43It's too thick.
00:49:44Who knew?
00:49:45That's it.
00:49:46Just like the Aragoja, bud.
00:49:48On three, two...
00:49:55Ah, that dast witch.
00:49:56Stripped you down to your bark.
00:49:58You know, we'd have showed him sooner by that twinkle of his nose.
00:50:01Good to have you back, Groot.
00:50:02Now all we need is an exit.
00:50:05Um...
00:50:07I guess Groot knows the way.
00:50:09Oh, crap.
00:50:11Guardians of the Galaxy.
00:50:15You fools thought you could cheat me and suffer no consequence.
00:50:22Groot!
00:50:23I'm Groot.
00:50:30Which one of you is Groot?
00:50:33I am Groot.
00:50:35Which one of you thought it wise to entrust your absurd scheme to a flora colossus?
00:50:47You call him friend, yet you ignore his very nature, overlooking the fact that he is...
00:50:54The worst liar in history.
00:50:56I told you, he can't just pretend to be monstrous.
00:50:59To his credit, he kept your secret for almost an hour.
00:51:05Lady Hellbender, let us settle this honorably.
00:51:09I will face you in combat.
00:51:12Honorably?
00:51:15Your offer is worthless, Destroyer.
00:51:19There is no escaping my wrath!
00:51:24I can work with that.
00:51:27Dweller, feast upon them!
00:51:34No!
00:51:58Guys, we did it!
00:52:01They live!
00:52:04Bring me Nashor!
00:52:06Everybody, grab a bike!
00:52:28Wow, man, that was one piece.
00:52:30We still need to get out of here and fast.
00:52:32Everybody, drop in!
00:52:35Now that was a ride.
00:52:37There's no time to celebrate. We have made an awful mistake.
00:52:39And an awful amount of cash.
00:52:41There is no escaping Lady Hellbender's wrath.
00:52:43We'll see about that.
00:52:45What the...
00:52:46What the...
00:53:00Guys, hold on!
00:53:03No!
00:53:13Your bones are mine, Guardians of the Galaxy!
00:53:33She will hunt us to the end of the universe.
00:53:35Who gives a scut?
00:53:36We got off that mud ball with the money, didn't we?
00:53:39Only after the Talking Tree betrayed us.
00:53:41I do not speak Tree, Tree.
00:53:45Hey, you got a problem with Groot, you got a problem with me.
00:53:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One problem at a time.
00:53:51Lady Hellbender will seek her revenge. Mark my words.
00:53:53Then she'll have to get in line. First I gotta call Corell.
00:53:56The sooner we get this fine paid, the better.
00:53:58Yeah, so we can go back to focusing on being broke.
00:54:01That's weird.
00:54:02It's money all that you think of, rodent.
00:54:04No, I also think about bombs.
00:54:06And booze.
00:54:07Bombs made out of booze?
00:54:09Nikki!
00:54:11Is it true?
00:54:13I didn't really want to tell them.
00:54:15There's something wrong with the connection.
00:54:16You twist the thingy?
00:54:17Yeah, no dice.
00:54:18Nikki's your mom around.
00:54:20I really need to talk to her.
00:54:21Come with me.
00:54:23It was lightning.
00:54:25I think we left.
00:54:27We went into the quarantine zone.
00:54:28I saw the board and then we got fog.
00:54:30Did you try narrowing the band?
00:54:31First thing I tried.
00:54:32It's gotta be something else.
00:54:33I'm losing you, Nick.
00:54:34Can you put your mom on?
00:54:35I knew you were a little bad.
00:54:37How's it going?
00:54:38It's too late.
00:54:39I didn't want to make her say it was a miracle.
00:54:42I think something has happened to the girl.
00:54:44Yeah, it's called she's Novacore.
00:54:46Can you fix it?
00:54:48Yeah, yeah, can you start that song?
00:54:50I'll go check the array.
00:54:52I know that.
00:54:54You don't know that.
00:54:56I just need to...
00:54:59Ah!
00:55:15Target!
00:55:18Look at what he did!
00:55:20It killed everything!
00:55:21The scut!
00:55:29Scut!
00:55:32Rocket, relax.
00:55:34It's just an array.
00:55:36Just an array?
00:55:38Look at it, Quilt.
00:55:39Where am I gonna get the parts to fix that?
00:55:41It's flarked!
00:55:43I told you it was a mistake to keep that thing.
00:55:45But did you listen to me?
00:55:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:55:47We don't listen to Rocket.
00:55:48He just has to fix the freaking ship.
00:55:50I promise we'll get it fixed soon.
00:55:53Yeah, just like you promised to get your girlfriend to go easy on us?
00:55:56Yeah, okay.
00:55:57Hey, that's not fair.
00:55:59What isn't fair, Quilt?
00:56:00Being the only one who actually seems to give a scut about the Milano.
00:56:05Look, guys.
00:56:07We need the doc to fix the array.
00:56:08Luckily, I know a guy on Nowhere who's got the parts we need.
00:56:11And he can get rid of that Nova tracker cheap.
00:56:13We cannot abandon the child.
00:56:15The behavior was erratic.
00:56:17The llama thingy chewed the wires, Drax.
00:56:19It was probably just a bad connection.
00:56:21And if we remove the tracker,
00:56:22Corell will make sure the entire Nova Corps fleet is on alert for us.
00:56:26Gamora's right.
00:56:27We made a promise.
00:56:29I made a promise.
00:56:31See if you can pinpoint where Corell is.
00:56:32We pay the fine.
00:56:34Quill, are you freaking kidding me?
00:56:35That way, we don't have to keep looking over our shoulders for Nova on the next job.
00:56:41If there is a next job.
00:56:57Looks like your girlfriend held up her end of the bargain, Quill.
00:57:00You know for sure it's her.
00:57:02Checking.
00:57:04Same designation as before.
00:57:06It's definitely Alice Hope.
00:57:26What are they doing to my ship?
00:57:41Relax.
00:57:42Standard Nova Corps procedure.
00:57:43My ship's fine.
00:57:45Which part?
00:57:46Ask Quill.
00:57:47He's the one who keeps crashing it.
00:57:53All right.
00:57:54Let's pay that fine.
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:58Here we go.
00:58:03If they so much as scratch her paints,
00:58:06we get Nova Corps to reduce our fine.
00:58:09Good luck with that.
00:58:10It's gross negligence.
00:58:12Negligence.
00:58:13That's what I said.
00:58:18Okay.
00:58:19It's not supposed to be this empty.
00:58:24Is it a holiday?
00:58:25Space cops don't take holidays.
00:58:30Hello?
00:58:33We're here to pay a fine?
00:58:34Looking for Centurion Corel?
00:58:38Door's locked.
00:58:39Well, we tried.
00:58:41Come on, let's go.
00:58:42We're not leaving.
00:58:44We'll go to them if we have to.
00:58:46Look, the door controls are on the other side if we can get you there.
00:58:56Okay.
00:59:07Door's locked.
00:59:08We ain't going back that way.
00:59:10I thought the Nova Corps had more ships.
00:59:12I heard they got, uh, staffing issues.
00:59:14From who?
00:59:15People.
00:59:16In places.
00:59:17With, uh, other people.
00:59:18Peter Quill.
00:59:20I found this.
00:59:26Sector 1.
00:59:27Check in.
00:59:28Sector 1 sweep complete.
00:59:3075% acceptance rate.
00:59:32It is as she promised.
00:59:34Have faith.
00:59:36The promise will be made real.
00:59:38Proceed to Sector 7.
00:59:40With faith.
00:59:42Well, the good news is we're not alone.
00:59:44There's lots of chatter.
00:59:45Tell them I want my ship back.
00:59:46My ship?
00:59:47I sense there's a but.
00:59:48But?
00:59:49Sounds like they're searching for something or someone.
00:59:51Could explain why no one's around.
00:59:53Who gives a flunk?
00:59:54Someone get their golden butts up here.
01:00:00Let's keep looking.
01:00:01Or we could focus on getting office for Cactus Space Station.
01:00:04The door's flarked, remember?
01:00:05There's ways to unflark things, Gamora.
01:00:07Believe me.
01:00:08Bums don't count.
01:00:09What about that?
01:00:10Where do you think that goes?
01:00:12Down.
01:00:14Enough for me.
01:00:18Guys, Qurill's ship is right there.
01:00:20We just need to...
01:00:21What?
01:00:22What do we need to do, Quill?
01:00:24A whole bunch of whacked-out space cops just tried to vaporize us,
01:00:27and you want to go looking for a rematch?
01:00:29Because your girlfriend might be in trouble?
01:00:31That's not what I'm doing, and she's not my girlfriend.
01:00:34Could have fooled me.
01:00:35Rocket!
01:00:36The only thing that this is about is getting our ship back.
01:00:38We find Qurill, and then none of this is our problem anymore.
01:00:41You're right.
01:00:42It won't be our problem anymore.
01:00:43Because we didn't sign up to be run around
01:00:45halfway across the galaxy by a cop-loving human.
01:00:48I approve.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53Seriously, Qurill?
01:00:54Join the Guardian, she said.
01:00:56Don't be good for your mental health, she said.
01:01:01All right.
01:01:02Listen to Flarkop.
01:01:04Groot and I are getting off this, Dastrok.
01:01:07Anyone who'd like a ride can follow us.
01:01:10Everyone else can go to hell.
01:01:17I prefer the Robin Splatton.
01:01:22So try.
01:01:24Come on, Rocket.
01:01:25You can't stay mad at me.
01:01:27Wanna bet?
01:01:28All right.
01:01:29Bay is clear.
01:01:30Extending catwalks.
01:01:31And...
01:01:33Flark!
01:01:34What's up?
01:01:35The clamps won't release.
01:01:36Those whackjobs must have triggered a lockdown.
01:01:39Can you override it?
01:01:40Wouldn't be much of a lockdown if I could.
01:01:42I can hold her in position and get the engines warmed up.
01:01:45But you're gonna have to release those clamps manually.
01:01:53Get ready.
01:01:56Now!
01:01:57Move, move, move!
01:02:01Hold on to the back!
01:02:02No!
01:02:23That was great!
01:02:33Now what?
01:02:34We should set course for Contraxia.
01:02:36They bear our issues over a cold potential group.
01:02:40I don't hate it, but...
01:02:47We should report what we saw first, right?
01:02:52Cause that's our biggest problem, Quill.
01:02:55Come on, Groot, we got scut to do.
01:02:57Rocket!
01:03:00What's with him?
01:03:02The Abomination is never happy.
01:03:06Rocket's got a point, though.
01:03:08Our cons are Flark, the tracker's still counting down, and Quill could be anywhere in the universe.
01:03:14It's not looking good.
01:03:16We are in the place between hard rocks.
01:03:20You mean a rock and a hard place.
01:03:23That is what I said.
01:03:25Hala knows we could use a night off.
01:03:28So, Contraxia?
01:03:32We should go to Nowhere instead.
01:03:34Ah, another suitable location to partake in liberal libations.
01:03:37To report what we saw.
01:03:40Me and Cosmo go way back.
01:03:42He's chief of security, he'll make sure the right people know about the rock.
01:03:46And the tracker and fine?
01:03:48Rocket's got a guy in Nowhere.
01:03:50We killed two birds with one stone.
01:03:53Okay, I'll set the coordinates.
01:04:00Maybe... talk to Rocket?
01:04:19Nowhere.
01:04:40Ah, Nowhere.
01:04:42The last space port on the edge of the known universe and home to the best black market deals you can find.
01:04:47And surprisingly good noodles.
01:04:49You ever wonder what kind of person found it and was like,
01:04:51Oh look! The severed head of a giant celestial being.
01:04:54Let's drill holes in it and live inside.
01:04:56They wanted the brain tissue.
01:04:58Very rare. Very valuable.
01:05:00The marketplace came after.
01:05:02Along the noodles.
01:05:09You are certain this Cosmo is trustworthy, Peter Quill?
01:05:12Of course. He's chief of security.
01:05:15And Nowhere.
01:05:18And as such, probably deals in Novacore all the time.
01:05:23Trust me, he's gonna want to know about the rock.
01:05:28What are they doing back there?
01:05:30Shenanigans, likely.
01:05:34See you never, flarkbags!
01:05:36Yes.
01:05:42Fine, whatever. We'll lock the cars in and we'll go out and have a good time.
01:06:00Nexus, what are you-
01:06:02Do you still have those suicide allergies?
01:06:04What? No.
01:06:06Huh. And you thought joining a team would be bad for you.
01:06:10Hi.
01:06:12Sun Lord, right?
01:06:14Or is it Rockstar?
01:06:16It's Star Lord.
01:06:18Hey, that's right. I forget which version of you I've met.
01:06:20Did you do anything yet?
01:06:24What is the thing she is referring to?
01:06:27No idea.
01:06:29Hi. I don't know if we've met yet. I'm-
01:06:32Oh, no.
01:06:34No, no, no.
01:06:36It's not-
01:06:40No, he's lying! I mean-
01:06:46By the quotations he wrote, the broken promise law will be mended.
01:07:01Nexus, you okay?
01:07:05Oh, hey, Gamora!
01:07:07You look less depressed.
01:07:09Thanks.
01:07:11Don't worry. It's always weird the first time.
01:07:14Celestial Madonna!
01:07:19Hi, guys.
01:07:21You should not be in this place.
01:07:23Actually, I'm exactly where I need to be.
01:07:25I think.
01:07:27No. Yes. This is where I need to be.
01:07:29Or needed to be.
01:07:31Am needed, yes.
01:07:33Wait, why are you here?
01:07:35You cannot keep leaving the Sanctuary.
01:07:37It's not safe.
01:07:39There are rumblings in the galaxy.
01:07:42When aren't there rumblings in the galaxy?
01:07:47Yuck. Okay.
01:07:49You're gonna keep making my face.
01:07:52It was nice seeing you again, Gamora.
01:07:56Star guy?
01:07:58You mean me?
01:08:00Okay, bye.
01:08:11So, you want us to bring them back here?
01:08:13Not necessary.
01:08:15The transport will be waiting once we've captured the target.
01:08:18That'll work.
01:08:21We'll be in touch.
01:08:26Let's go, Groove.
01:08:32What's the big idea, man?
01:08:34I think you got me confused with somebody else, pal.
01:08:36Come on, Rocky. Let's talk about this.
01:08:39Can you believe this guy?
01:08:45You can't just quit. We need you.
01:08:48I don't need you.
01:08:50Find some other sucker to keep your ship together.
01:08:54You're more than just...
01:08:59I know that strong mop anywhere.
01:09:04Itakwin.
01:09:08Actually, maybe we can stick around for a bit.
01:09:11Last time I see you, you was running away from Monteria.
01:09:16With your bridges off and done.
01:09:20Get ready for a fight.
01:09:21I'm always ready.
01:09:25What the?
01:09:27I don't know what's going on here,
01:09:30but I thought we was friends, Ita.
01:09:37Or did you forget about me?
01:09:42What? No, man, of course.
01:09:45Of course we remember you, right, Gamora?
01:09:48Uh, yeah.
01:09:50You and Peter fought in the war together?
01:09:56What? I never fought in no war.
01:10:00And who the hell is Gamora?
01:10:03Uh, the most dangerous woman in the galaxy.
01:10:06You never heard of her?
01:10:07You need an agent.
01:10:09You don't remember, Ita?
01:10:12You and me.
01:10:14Storm Raiders!
01:10:18Together till the end.
01:10:22What is he talking about?
01:10:26Oh, oh, oh, it's a song, right?
01:10:29It is?
01:10:30Of course it's a song.
01:10:32The one that was playing when Peter and me made our unbreakable blood oath.
01:10:38We did?
01:10:40Unbreakable blood oath?
01:10:42That is a serious commitment, Peter Quill.
01:10:46Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
01:10:48Of course, I remember.
01:10:49You, me, the music.
01:10:52Tells you what, Ita.
01:10:54How about you and me?
01:10:57Storm Ride together one more time.
01:11:05Rollin' like a hurricane.
01:11:09Storm Raiders!
01:11:12Storm Raiders!
01:11:15Very nice.
01:11:17Bartender, get me a cocktail stick.
01:11:19I need to poke my ears out.
01:11:21That's just hilarity, Ita.
01:11:24Oh, come here.
01:11:25Who?
01:11:26Um...
01:11:30For Flark's sake.
01:11:31Let's go, Groot.
01:11:35Good times, good times, good times!
01:11:43You running the Ravagers now?
01:11:46I hear Yondu's doing time in the kiln.
01:11:49Me?
01:11:50Me?
01:11:51No, I got a new crew now.
01:11:53You?
01:11:54Still doing that, uh, thing you do?
01:11:56No, sorry.
01:11:58Novikov, my partner on Malinia.
01:12:02But that's okay.
01:12:04I, uh, got a new business partner now.
01:12:08Into animal husbandry, you can say.
01:12:13Except, ain't no animal gonna have no husbands after she's through with them.
01:12:25Which reminds me, I'd best be going.
01:12:30Oh, really?
01:12:32That's too bad.
01:12:34Ah, well, listen, Ita.
01:12:37I, uh, want to apologize for almost shooting you.
01:12:41Oh, you weren't actually gonna shoot me?
01:12:44Oh, I would have, right in the head.
01:12:48Oh, but that's not the way to treat a Stormrider, is it?
01:12:52All right, so, I got you this instead.
01:12:58Uh, what is it?
01:13:01It's a ticket for Collector's Emporium.
01:13:06Yeah, I bought it thinking I'd have time to go and check out the oddities.
01:13:14Wow, thanks, man, that's awesome.
01:13:16Yeah, my pleasure.
01:13:17And remember...
01:13:20Ride the storm.
01:13:25Stormrider.
01:13:28Stormrider.
01:13:33Okay, bye.
01:13:38Nice one, Peter.
01:13:40Could have been worse.
01:13:45Where's Rocket?
01:13:47He just left the bar once he realized he would not be killed.
01:13:51Ah, great.
01:13:54I need to leave.
01:13:57Uh, something wrong?
01:13:59It's not your business, Peter Quill.
01:14:01Do not wait for me.
01:14:03Who's that?
01:14:04Drax!
01:14:05Watch it, Stormrider!
01:14:07Watch yourself, jerky red guy!
01:14:11Can you believe that?
01:14:17Uh...
01:14:21Aurora?
01:14:27Guess I'll go talk to Cosmo alone.
01:14:54That's not good.
01:14:57Lookie what we got here.
01:15:00Watch it, Star-Lord.
01:15:02And what's a filthy scut-stained Terran doing out here, awesome?
01:15:07Hiding's what I think, Garrick.
01:15:09Aye.
01:15:10Terrans always be hiding.
01:15:13Cause everybody knows Terrans are scrawny.
01:15:16And good for eating.
01:15:19Uh, if you're into that.
01:15:21We might be into that.
01:15:23Except for the bounty.
01:15:24Hey, guys.
01:15:26Wouldn't happen to know where Cosmo's office is, would ya?
01:15:29I get the distinct feeling that you're looking for someone of the Earth persuasion.
01:15:34I get it, man. I get it.
01:15:36Us Earthers, we all look the same.
01:15:37It's not like you guys who very clearly look different.
01:15:41Get to the point, Terran.
01:15:42The point is, is I can help you find who you're actually looking for.
01:15:47Terrans do all look the same.
01:15:49Except this Terran's got a word on his back.
01:15:52Just like the bounty says.
01:15:54What's that word on your back say?
01:15:56Uh, my heart nowhere?
01:15:58Hmm.
01:16:00Well, maybe it says Star-Lord.
01:16:03Either way.
01:16:05Get him!
01:16:07Okay, okay, okay.
01:16:08Yep, yep, time out.
01:16:11Woo!
01:16:12Heart is pumping.
01:16:15Guys, it's very clear that we're evenly matched here.
01:16:18Ha! No we ain't.
01:16:20We're completely invincible.
01:16:22Oh, well, that sucks.
01:16:24But we're all professionals here, right?
01:16:26Right? Maybe we can work something out.
01:16:38Peter, shoot now!
01:16:39We need to keep them separated!
01:16:48Huh?
01:17:05Miss us?
01:17:06What is happening?
01:17:19Come on!
01:17:21It's gonna be sick!
01:17:22It's about these zombies that invade Earth,
01:17:24and then it's about these kids that have to blow them away.
01:17:26Of course you would remember that!
01:17:28And then I ask you if you packed your lunch and you give me a blank stare.
01:17:31I'll be careful, Mom. I always am.
01:17:33Not so fast.
01:17:35Before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about.
01:17:37Something I want to give you.
01:17:39Twenty bucks?
01:17:40Don't push it.
01:17:42I'm not pushing it.
01:17:44Twenty bucks?
01:17:46Don't push it.
01:17:48Think of it as a long overdue gift from your father.
01:17:52It's upstairs on my bed.
01:17:54Go on and get it while I finish up in the kitchen.
01:17:57And we can open it together.
01:18:07I knew you wouldn't wait.
01:18:15Do you know what a birthright is, Peter?
01:18:20It's something that's a part of you.
01:18:22Like your name.
01:18:26Before your father returned to space...
01:18:28Ugh, Mom.
01:18:29I know it sounds crazy that you've never believed me,
01:18:32but something has changed.
01:18:34And now more than ever you need to trust me.
01:18:39And maybe this will help.
01:18:45Wow.
01:18:49Easy there, cowboy.
01:18:51These belong to your father.
01:18:54I used to think he left these for our protection.
01:18:58But they might as well be paperweights.
01:19:01Still, if they're enough to convince you of who he really was,
01:19:05then maybe they're protection enough.
01:19:08Protection from what?
01:19:10Protection from what?
01:19:13Your father wasn't just from another planet, Peter.
01:19:15He was...
01:19:16He was important.
01:19:18And important men have enemies.
01:19:20What do you mean, important?
01:19:26He was king.
01:19:29Of an entire world.
01:19:32Called Spartax.
01:19:34Far, far away.
01:19:37And he was a great leader.
01:19:41And the way you look after people, Peter,
01:19:43I know you're going to be just like him.
01:19:47But leading...
01:19:49is never easy.
01:19:53Your father left to protect us.
01:19:57And for 13 years it worked.
01:20:00But now something's coming.
01:20:02I know we're being watched.
01:20:04Mom, if you really wanted to play a game that bad,
01:20:06you could have just said so.
01:20:10I hope I'm wrong, Peter.
01:20:12I really do.
01:20:16But being the son of a king on any planet
01:20:19means that you are going to have a target on your back for the rest of your life.
01:20:25And you're plenty brave.
01:20:27But you're going to have to be smart.
01:20:30Things may get messy.
01:20:35I'm going to let Kubrick out.
01:20:37I'll be right back.
01:20:40No!
01:20:54Sick!
01:20:59Oh, shit.
01:21:01No!
01:21:10No!
01:21:18Mom?
01:21:35Mom!
01:21:40They had to pick today, all day.
01:21:43You don't think this was a coincidence, do you, Mom?
01:22:01No! Mom!
01:22:06Mom! Stop! Mom!
01:22:08No! No!
01:22:11Please, no!
01:22:27Let go!
01:22:33What the...
01:22:35Hello, buddy.
01:22:37What are you doing there?
01:22:39You Scots got a lot bigger.
01:22:41You know, bigger.
01:22:43Word is murdered.
01:22:45That's what he said.
01:22:47Sheesh, no use being pediatric.
01:22:49Oh, crap.
01:22:51We killed a lot of you.
01:22:53But not you.
01:22:55Big words.
01:22:57Nope. Lady H wanted you alive.
01:22:59Not you alive.
01:23:01Then you have failed your mission, miserably.
01:23:03Peter Quill,
01:23:05you hired them to kill us.
01:23:12Ow! The little bugger just scratched me.
01:23:14Oh, I'll do more than that. I'll murderize you.
01:23:18Hey, guys.
01:23:20Didn't expect to see you here.
01:23:21Yeah, cramped flat-nard.
01:23:22Flat-nard?
01:23:23Yeah, and a scruff-chewing one, too.
01:23:25Shut up and get in there.
01:23:30Come on, dude. What's your problem?
01:23:32You are. That's why we quit.
01:23:35Yes, you did. Now stop talking to him.
01:23:37Rocket, buddy, come on.
01:23:39We had a good thing going.
01:23:41You and Groot are better than two-bit bounty hunters.
01:23:43Scoff.
01:23:45What did you say?
01:23:46I said, scoff.
01:23:48You don't say scoff, you just scoff.
01:23:50Oh, so now I don't express myself proper-like?
01:23:53Rocket, dude, woof.
01:23:55We should have ruffed you in when we ruffed the cats.
01:23:57Woof, woof.
01:23:58Like we are.
01:23:59You don't, woof.
01:24:00What? You ruff in front of me?
01:24:02I told you a bajillion times, I'm not a ruffing animal.
01:24:04What were you talking about?
01:24:05You ruff, woof, woof.
01:24:22Sorcerer, is this?
01:24:24Where are we?
01:24:25You ought to have been still on the way.
01:24:27Osmo, how you doing, buddy?
01:24:30See, we were just about-
01:24:31Woof, woof.
01:24:35Guardian of Galaxies will tell Cosmo why they broke into Continuum Cortex.
01:24:41Or Cosmo will conjure worse psychic Gulag.
01:24:46Broke into the-
01:24:47Do not feed Cosmo cat biscuits, Peter Quill.
01:24:55You work with blood brothers.
01:24:57Create distraction so pesky raccoon and sentient tree friend can use Continuum Cortex.
01:25:06Cosmo also know Guardian of Galaxies have Nova Tracker on ship.
01:25:12Okay, I'm sure it's just one big misunderstanding.
01:25:16Right?
01:25:18Right.
01:25:19We're here because something happened on the-
01:25:23Guardian of Galaxies were on Nova Rock?
01:25:26Yeah, we went to find Centurion Corral and pay our fine.
01:25:29Why?
01:25:31Strange transmissions spreading across galaxy.
01:25:35Like rabbits in springtime.
01:25:38Cosmo send many team to investigate non-return.
01:25:42Now Nova Rock sending same signal.
01:25:45Guardian of Galaxy will tell me what they saw.
01:25:49Nova Corps were killing each other.
01:25:52It was like they were drinking funky juice or something.
01:25:56Or join the cult.
01:25:57Yeah, during that ritual with the priest. They kept talking about a promise.
01:26:02Right away, sir.
01:26:06Fraternity of Raptors. Cult of the Negative Selves. Universal Heritage.
01:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
01:26:14That's them.
01:26:16That old man that's with them. Shuttle exploded on the Hallows Hope.
01:26:21Grand Unifier Raker. Leader of the Universal Church of Truths.
01:26:26That name ring bells for Cosmo.
01:26:28His old cult. Very powerful during Galactic War.
01:26:32Now, not so much.
01:26:34You said the Rock was transmitting a signal.
01:26:36What if the religion were somehow-
01:26:38And yet, the Universal Church of Truths died with Ghaul's King God.
01:26:44Let us investigate the Hallows Hope for you.
01:26:48What?
01:26:50You said none of your teams returned, right?
01:26:53Seems to me like you're short-staffed.
01:26:56We want to find out what happened as much as you do.
01:27:00We do?
01:27:02So let us investigate for you.
01:27:07Always a gitch, Peter Quinn.
01:27:10And not fun kind with Paul.
01:27:21What Guardian of Galaxies want in return?
01:27:25Simple.
01:27:27Drop the charges.
01:27:29Contact Nova Corps HQ and get the Worldmind to forgive our fine.
01:27:33Then we'll go.
01:27:36Is not being so easy.
01:27:41Face it, Dogbreath. You need us.
01:27:45Us?
01:27:46For now.
01:27:48Unless you got someone else stupid enough to go.
01:27:58In Surtia, Cosmo would not trust words of capitalist scum.
01:28:03But this is not Motherland.
01:28:05And Cosmo no power of collateral.
01:28:08Guardian ship still nowhere.
01:28:11What? You can't take our ship.
01:28:13My ship.
01:28:14How are we going to find the Hallows Hope?
01:28:16Ask Pesky Raccoon.
01:28:17Now come, Essences of Time.
01:28:27So where are we going exactly?
01:28:28To original settlement.
01:28:30From early days.
01:28:32Before Kiva group come.
01:28:34You mean the first mining colony is still here?
01:28:36Da.
01:28:37Now abandoned.
01:28:38Most of it.
01:28:40Entirely.
01:28:41Stop.
01:28:47No.
01:29:07This is the place you broke into.
01:29:09Broke implies took effort.
01:29:11So what is this? Like another elevator?
01:29:14They'll figure it out.
01:29:15Please to stand back, Guardian of Galaxies.
01:29:17Whoa.
01:29:18What magnificent witchcraft is this?
01:29:22I know.
01:29:23It's like they've never seen a giant trans-dimensional hand before.
01:29:26Please to step in, Paul.
01:29:28What if things go sideways?
01:29:30How do we get back?
01:29:31With passport.
01:29:32Can communicate with Cosmo.
01:29:34And if emergency, bring Guardian of Galaxies back.
01:29:38I would.
01:29:39Better you take it than Captain Valor over here.
01:29:41This time, investigate Nova ship.
01:29:44Use passport to report findings.
01:29:47And you'll speak to world mine?
01:29:49Get rid of that fine, right?
01:29:51Those won't do best.
01:29:52Good luck, Guardian of Galaxies.
01:29:55Anyone see any seatbelts?
01:29:58You better not throw up this time.
01:30:02Sorcery?
01:30:03I was going to say dizzying.
01:30:05Are you broke?
01:30:07You get used to it.
01:30:08We're in space.
01:30:10We're somewhere between space, between dimensions, between time, between realities, even.
01:30:16What do you mean, between?
01:30:18We could theoretically go wherever and whenever.
01:30:21Even the places that don't exist, but do.
01:30:24It's incredible.
01:30:28Avengers!
01:30:29Assemble!
01:30:31What kind of name is Avengers?
01:30:34Is that sound normal?
01:30:38Normal?
01:30:39You ain't heard nothing yet.
01:30:41Oh, Pat Benatar and John Jet watch over us.
01:30:44Who are these gods you speak of?
01:30:46The Innocents.
01:30:50Uh, Drax?
01:30:52I am not the one laughing.
01:30:54It's obviously an ill omen of our impending deaths.
01:30:57No matter where you hide, I will find you.
01:31:01Or it's an alternate reality.
01:31:09I know it's sound.
01:31:11I am proud of you.
01:31:13Definitely an alternate reality.
01:31:20Hey, look! It's Spider-Man!
01:31:22Hey, is that Earth?
01:31:24Dinner!
01:31:25Mom?
01:31:26Come on, you're late for the promissory.
01:31:27Come on in, Jamie.
01:31:28Peter will be up in a second.
01:31:29Really?
01:31:30Jamie?
01:31:31Okay, next stop, Hala's Hope.
01:31:33Probably.
01:31:34Hold on, group.
01:31:35Here we go.
01:31:37Clark and Hala!
01:31:39Okay, here we go!
01:31:42Okay, I got the battery installed, Gamora, but nothing's happening.
01:31:46Seriously?
01:31:48Uh, fine, I'll tell them.
01:31:50Listen up, slug-breath.
01:31:52Tell me what you see.
01:31:54Uh, there's a blue wire and two connections, yellow and red.
01:31:57And one big green thing.
01:31:58Don't touch the green thing!
01:32:10Plug the wire to either connection.
01:32:12All we need is a little jumpstart.
01:32:16Uh, here goes nothing!
01:32:18Oh, crap!
01:32:21Ow!
01:32:24You touched the green thing, didn't you?!
01:32:28Clark, it breaks!
01:32:30Well...
01:32:35Everybody, just hold on!
01:32:40Jamie!
01:32:41I... I'm slipping!
01:32:46What the...
01:32:51What the...
01:33:02The gravity was not restored.
01:33:04You had one job, Quill.
01:33:05I did exactly what...
01:33:12Careful, Peter Quill.
01:33:14In my experience, children often booby-trap their toys.
01:33:17It's not Nikki's, it's mine.
01:33:19So we're just claiming our stuff now? Because if we are...
01:33:21No, I mean it literally used to belong to me.
01:33:24Uh, Quill, you gotta see this.
01:33:29This kid's obsessed with it.
01:33:30Wait, why does she have your toy?
01:33:32It's just something I gave to Corell when we were together during the war, like a keepsake.
01:33:37It doesn't mean anything.
01:33:39Does, uh, this mean anything?
01:33:42How old is the child?
01:33:46Twelve.
01:33:48Ha!
01:33:49Congratulations, Peter Quill.
01:33:51You will make a terrible father.
01:33:53Unless the child is dead, in which case, it does not matter.
01:33:56Wait, wait.
01:33:57Yes, okay.
01:33:58So the dates maybe kind of match up, so it's possible, I guess.
01:34:02It's only that I had a health class on this.
01:34:04Inspiring.
01:34:06Can we just focus on if Corell and Nikki are okay?
01:34:09They're clearly not here, so let's move on and keep looking.
01:34:18Hey, isn't that...
01:34:20The mining ship we explored in the quarantine zone, yeah.
01:34:23Where's the footage from?
01:34:26Signal's stronger.
01:34:27We must be close.
01:34:29How close?
01:34:30Hard to say.
01:34:31Too much interference.
01:34:38Centurion, Corell.
01:34:40Found something.
01:34:48Hey!
01:34:49What are you...
01:34:50Watch out!
01:34:51Clark!
01:34:53Run!
01:34:56She went in after we left.
01:34:58Oh, Clark.
01:35:00That thing.
01:35:02You don't think.
01:35:03It is the creature that devoured our monster.
01:35:07Could have been a million things.
01:35:08I mean, it's restricted space for a reason.
01:35:10I am Groot.
01:35:11No, you're a Lotus scut.
01:35:13That thing's got nothing to do with us.
01:35:16That gem Corell picked up.
01:35:18I think it's the same one we shot in the quarantine zone.
01:35:21Uh, we?
01:35:22You're the one who shot it.
01:35:23Fine, the gem I shot.
01:35:25The point is, is that shadow thing came out of it.
01:35:29We did this.
01:35:31The quarantine zone's a giant deathtrap.
01:35:33So we released a shadow thing.
01:35:36We made it out, didn't we?
01:35:38Your stupid girlfriend probably did too.
01:35:40We made it out, didn't we?
01:35:41Your stupid girlfriend probably did too.
01:35:43You've been saying the whole time she's probably dead.
01:35:45Eh, probably alive, probably dead.
01:35:47Whatever.
01:35:48Important thing is, we're all fine.
01:35:50Corell is tough.
01:35:51If anyone made it out, it's her.
01:35:53I know it.
01:36:04The Dark Universe.
01:36:06Of the galaxy.
01:36:10You misread our intentions.
01:36:13No, you've made them pretty clear.
01:36:16Sometimes sacrifices...
01:36:22I had to check.
01:36:25Groot, sweep the leg.
01:36:30Grand Unifier.
01:36:32Breaker.
01:36:33Right?
01:36:35First, let me just say, it's really cool that you've heard of us, right, guys?
01:36:39It ain't as cool that you didn't try to kill us just then.
01:36:41Especially with your two pals right there.
01:36:43Could have totally ripped us apart the moment you walked in.
01:36:46Which we obviously all appreciate.
01:36:49But also, we've kind of got a few questions, like...
01:36:53Where are Centurion Corell and her daughter?
01:37:02You came here seeking truth.
01:37:05Rejoice.
01:37:08The Matriarch wishes to share it with you.
01:37:22Okay, that is really not cool.
01:37:29What do you mean he's not picking up?
01:37:31Pop.
01:37:34The Matriarch wins.
01:37:37The Matriarch wins.
01:38:04What's wrong with the Passport?
01:38:06The Poetry ain't picking up.
01:38:07We're stuck here.
01:38:08Hey, at least the Dumpscots let us keep our weapons.
01:38:10Demonstrate their lack of fear.
01:38:12This is a proven battle tactic.
01:38:14Cthathian warriors often ride into battle completely naked.
01:38:17Keep your pants on.
01:38:19Although, it could be used as a distraction.
01:38:24Yeah, no.
01:38:26Any other ideas?
01:38:29Can you froth?
01:38:30I can froth.
01:38:31Can you twitch?
01:38:32Yeah, I'm pretty twitchy.
01:38:33Right.
01:38:34On my cue, you drop, froth, and twitch.
01:38:36While they're all distracted, we take off down one of them side halls.
01:38:40What about me?
01:38:41You, well, you know, you, uh, take one for the team.
01:38:44I'm not gonna...
01:38:45Knock with me.
01:38:49Come on, Quall, just grab your chest and drop.
01:38:51Find another plan.
01:38:53What?
01:39:03What?
01:39:09Come.
01:39:10Join me.
01:39:14If I intended to kill you...
01:39:24Wow.
01:39:25O-o-okay, that...
01:39:27Uh, that is a cool trick.
01:39:30Will you explain how you did it?
01:39:32Sorcery?
01:39:33I can understand how some might see it that way.
01:39:36But I used science.
01:39:39The science of faith.
01:39:41Faith is not science.
01:39:43But faith energy is.
01:39:46This skiff.
01:39:49My inquisitors.
01:39:52Even Psycrosanct herself.
01:39:55All powered by the same miraculous energy.
01:40:00Energy I discovered.
01:40:02I'm going for the drone. Keep him talking.
01:40:04What, now?
01:40:08What?
01:40:09What is it?
01:40:10It's just, um...
01:40:14You, uh, discovered stuff.
01:40:16And you claim to, uh...
01:40:19Control energy?
01:40:21Faith energy?
01:40:23Um...
01:40:24I-I think what G'more's point is, is...
01:40:28You say you have all of this energy.
01:40:31Faith energy.
01:40:32Right, but...
01:40:34When we first saw you, weren't you stranded on Hala's Hope because your shuttle ran out of juice?
01:40:40Yes, I was, but...
01:40:42So why don't you just believe that your ship had more gas?
01:40:47It doesn't work that way.
01:40:49Faith energy is a byproduct of belief.
01:40:53Focused belief.
01:40:56Okay, sure.
01:40:57I saw this proven.
01:40:59Focused belief in him is what enabled us to survive.
01:41:07So, you were saying...
01:41:09Wait.
01:41:11Weren't there more of you?
01:41:12What? No.
01:41:13No.
01:41:14No.
01:41:15Nope.
01:41:16Saying something about him seems super important.
01:41:20Right, right.
01:41:21Uh, your father.
01:41:24Uncle.
01:41:25Son?
01:41:27My son died of disease.
01:41:30The him I was referring to was someone else.
01:41:33The first divine vessel of this church, before it was even a church.
01:41:38An absurd faith healer.
01:41:41Bathed in golden light.
01:41:43And wielding unfathomable power.
01:41:47He saw my loss.
01:41:49Our collective loss.
01:41:51Knew its cause, but refused to reverse it.
01:41:55Because he, personally, never felt what we feel.
01:42:02That is why I founded this church.
01:42:04To heal.
01:42:06To give hope to those who have lost everything.
01:42:14Wait.
01:42:15There were more of you.
01:42:17The little one is missing.
01:42:20Perhaps he died like your son.
01:42:22More of it?
01:42:24What?
01:42:26Right?
01:42:27Yes.
01:42:28Good point, Brute.
01:42:30He is totally into his spiritual mission.
01:42:33But I think I've figured out all of this.
01:42:37Those were some pretty sweet autographs.
01:42:40I think even the world might want to get those.
01:42:42I mean, they must have cost you an arm and a...
01:42:45another arm.
01:42:47Right?
01:42:48And this?
01:42:50That's a pretty sweet trick, too.
01:42:52But everybody's got anti-gravity sticks.
01:42:54Oh, and let me guess.
01:42:55You've got your own personal shield generator tucked under that territory, don't you?
01:43:00A little make-up, some color coordination.
01:43:02I'm loving the gold laser light show, by the way.
01:43:07A pretty sweet little scam.
01:43:10I'm actually impressed.
01:43:12Well...
01:43:14I'm good for you.
01:43:15Hey!
01:43:16I get it, man.
01:43:17You've got to sell the brand before you stage the miracle.
01:43:20Oh, man.
01:43:21This one time on Rigel 3...
01:43:23You think you're all...
01:43:25Very clever.
01:43:27You hope to delay me...
01:43:29Because you're afraid.
01:43:31But there's nothing to fear.
01:43:35Why are you...
01:43:36Get back here where I can see you.
01:43:38Yeah, yeah.
01:43:43It's time...
01:43:45To meet the Matriarch.
01:43:51Rockin', tell me you have an escape plan.
01:43:53We're gonna summon the Milana.
01:43:54My new buddy will show us the way.
01:43:56You're being very cryptic, Rodent.
01:43:58Yeah, well, I get twitchy when I'm surrounded by murderbots.
01:44:00They just want us to meet their new mommy.
01:44:02Speaking of which...
01:44:03Who else thinks Will's ex-girlfriend traded in her cop badge for cult robes?
01:44:07Come on.
01:44:08What?
01:44:09I'm just saying the wrong thing.
01:44:33Icky...
01:44:35No...
01:44:37No...
01:44:38Not...
01:44:42My lady...
01:44:44Has requested...
01:44:47The Guardians of the Galaxy.
01:44:49Thank you, Grand Unifier.
01:44:54Guardians...
01:44:56You may approach.
01:45:02Peter Quill...
01:45:03Order your offspring to come down from there this instant.
01:45:08Maybe I'm out of line, but...
01:45:11Aren't you a little young for a dress that short?
01:45:17Aren't you a little old to write your name on your clothes?
01:45:21I...
01:45:23Took you long enough.
01:45:28Yeah, well...
01:45:29You know how chatty Grandpa gets.
01:45:33We're gonna get you outta here.
01:45:34Just follow my lead.
01:45:36But...
01:45:38This is where we're supposed to be.
01:45:42We're gonna save everybody.
01:45:44I'm gonna save them, I promised.
01:45:46Come on, snap out of it, kid.
01:45:48You're just saying what he wants you to say.
01:45:55Whoa, whoa, hold on, everybody!
01:45:56The girl is clearly not herself!
01:45:58Of course I am!
01:46:01But I'm more than just me.
01:46:06Mom!
01:46:17What do you mean?
01:46:19Where's your mom?
01:46:21Mom is here.
01:46:24She's right here.
01:46:26Inside me.
01:46:28Wow, thanks for clearing that up.
01:46:31The light...
01:46:32Joined us.
01:46:35I thought she was gone.
01:46:37But I can bring her back.
01:46:40They're all waiting...
01:46:41For us to bring them back.
01:46:44All we need...
01:46:45Is faith.
01:46:47The Grand Unifier...
01:46:50Helped me understand.
01:46:53This is one big con.
01:46:55Trust me, I know a thing or two about...
01:46:57Why can't you just believe in me?
01:47:00Why won't you just listen?
01:47:03Nobody ever listens...
01:47:06Until I show them.
01:47:23She doesn't have to die, Peter.
01:47:25You can save her.
01:47:28I promise.
01:47:33Get back!
01:47:35Your scaly mist won't touch one hair on his head!
01:47:40I said, get back!
01:47:53Oh, Peter!
01:47:55Oh, Peter, my boy!
01:47:58Mom!
01:48:00What...
01:48:01What...
01:48:02What's going on? How...
01:48:03How is this possible?
01:48:04You saved me!
01:48:05That's how!
01:48:06I knew you would never leave me!
01:48:09I didn't, I mean...
01:48:10Look at you!
01:48:12Look at you, all grown up!
01:48:14And into the great leader I knew you would become!
01:48:20Peter, I am so proud of you.
01:48:23Your father would be so proud.
01:48:26I don't understand, I...
01:48:27I saw you die.
01:48:30Am I...
01:48:32Did I go back?
01:48:33You are here.
01:48:34That's all that matters.
01:48:35We have all the time in the world now.
01:48:37You and me.
01:48:39And your friends, too.
01:48:41My friends?
01:48:42Sure.
01:48:43The house is plenty big enough.
01:48:45And I want to meet this amazing team of yours
01:48:47and hear all about your incredible adventures.
01:48:52That is...
01:48:55You don't know how bad I've wanted this.
01:48:57Nothing will ever break us apart, I promise, Peter.
01:49:02I promise.
01:49:04Let go of me.
01:49:05Stop! Stop hugging me!
01:49:06I can't believe I have you back.
01:49:12This isn't right.
01:49:14Of course it's me, sweetie.
01:49:18It's just been so long.
01:49:19Peter, what are you doing?
01:49:21What are you doing?
01:49:26Please.
01:49:35Now, Peter.
01:49:36While it's detracting, we can reach Nikki.
01:49:40She needs help!
01:49:48Dad!
01:49:49Come on, get up!
01:49:50We don't have much time.
01:49:52We need to get everything ready.
01:49:53Mom will be home soon.
01:49:54Come on, get up!
01:49:56Nikki, what?
01:50:08Finally!
01:50:09I need your help.
01:50:10Mom will be home for lunch soon
01:50:11and I want everything to be perfect.
01:50:12Perfect?
01:50:13For her birthday.
01:50:15That's today!
01:50:16Did you forget again?
01:50:17Uh, no.
01:50:18No, of course not.
01:50:19I just don't remember falling asleep.
01:50:23Great.
01:50:24So, can you help me set everything up like we said yesterday?
01:50:27I just need help with the holoprojector
01:50:28and then, um, there's the cake
01:50:30and the present that we got her.
01:50:31I want everything to be perfect before she gets home.
01:50:34Oh, okay.
01:50:38Surprise!
01:50:40Peter?
01:50:41What are you two...
01:50:43No!
01:50:48Don't believe it, Peter.
01:50:50This isn't real.
01:50:52She's being tricked.
01:50:55She never should have been here.
01:51:01What she saw...
01:51:08I don't know how
01:51:09but the three of us are connected now.
01:51:12That thing...
01:51:13That thing has her
01:51:14but she can still be saved.
01:51:18She has to accept my death.
01:51:21She must.
01:51:23Show her how to let me go.
01:51:27Free my daughter.
01:51:29Save her.
01:51:32Please!
01:51:43Child!
01:51:44Child!
01:51:46Get the matriarch out of here!
01:51:48Now!
01:51:56By rejecting the promise
01:51:58you are proving yourself unworthy.
01:52:15Hey, Grandpa!
01:52:16You think we're afraid of your goons?
01:52:21They do not leave this chamber.
01:52:45Crap!
01:52:47Clark!
01:52:48Just jump!
01:53:05That must be the comm relay.
01:53:06I'll take it off this heap.
01:53:09So, how long is this going to take?
01:53:12I'm going to need your help.
01:53:14Sure.
01:53:15All right.
01:53:16Just stand right here.
01:53:19Okay.
01:53:21Perfect.
01:53:35Why are we pretending we did not witness
01:53:37what we witnessed in the ceremonial chamber?
01:53:41Because the promise is an insidious lie.
01:53:43How can you be certain?
01:53:44Because I wanted to believe it.
01:53:46But I knew when I woke up it...
01:53:48Would all be gone.
01:53:52What did you see?
01:53:55I...
01:53:58am old.
01:54:07I saw my mom.
01:54:10Alive.
01:54:14There's something else there, too.
01:54:17A shadow.
01:54:19Yeah.
01:54:20Exactly.
01:54:22Whatever it is, it's using the girl.
01:54:24Probably fed her alive her own.
01:54:29Valkyrie.
01:54:30I know, she's...
01:54:31Clark, it's Scott!
01:54:37What?
01:54:38That was completely intentional.
01:54:39The Milano's on her way.
01:54:41Thanks, bud.
01:54:44All right, let's split
01:54:45before the Faith Brigade realizes what we did.
01:55:10Oh, my God.
01:55:40I'm sorry.
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