Grand Theft Auto 5 First Person - Bank Robbery Gone Wrong in 3D Anaglyph Glasses Movie
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00:00:01Get your shell out and dial!
00:00:15Alright, we gonna do this?
00:00:18Show me the money!
00:00:20Slow and steady, team. Slow and steady.
00:00:24Out!
00:00:27There's enough here for us all to enjoy.
00:00:30Depends on how you look at it.
00:00:34We gotta move!
00:00:39Coming out!
00:00:41Give it up! I got him!
00:00:44I saw your face, I'll remember you!
00:00:46You get a thousand thanks every day.
00:00:48How about you make sure this is one of them?
00:00:50I've seen his eyes! He's crazy!
00:00:52No one's crazy. I think.
00:00:56Be cool.
00:00:59Fuck!
00:01:00You didn't have to do that!
00:01:02Let's get going. There'll be time for grieving later.
00:01:05Yeah, you got that right.
00:01:07Let's go!
00:01:15I'm setting the charges.
00:01:17They're out of timers, so brace yourselves!
00:01:23Just fucking perfect!
00:01:27Ah, fuck! You hear that? Sirens!
00:01:29Fuck the cops! Team, hit the shutter switch!
00:01:37Get down!
00:01:41Blame the pricks who called you out here!
00:01:44Dumb fucking cops!
00:01:45What the fuck is this?
00:01:49They answered the wrong call!
00:01:53We keep going forward!
00:01:57This is it!
00:01:58Come on, guys!
00:02:00Back the fuck down!
00:02:05Pass forward!
00:02:08Move! We're coming through!
00:02:12Don't be as dumb as you look!
00:02:15Fuck you, buddy!
00:02:17Get in their faces!
00:02:20Drop it, prick!
00:02:24Get out of the way or suffer the consequence!
00:02:27We bring it to them!
00:02:29Get out of here!
00:02:32Wrong profession!
00:02:35Move! Move! Move!
00:02:49Move!
00:03:05We got a window! Let's go!
00:03:09Can't be many more cops in this town!
00:03:11Bring it!
00:03:12This is fucked, man!
00:03:13The thing is blown!
00:03:14I got my share!
00:03:15It's still wide open!
00:03:17Cars up here! Let's go!
00:03:19Move! Come on!
00:03:20We can't let them get away!
00:03:22This wasn't even God's script!
00:03:27Crap!
00:03:28All right!
00:03:29Get the hell out of the gang and police!
00:03:48Move!
00:03:53Let's go! Get to the cops!
00:03:55I hope he's waiting!
00:04:01Dammit!
00:04:05Holy cow!
00:04:06Let's go!
00:04:16Who's next?
00:04:19Get out of the way!
00:04:21Fuck you guys!
00:04:24Don't be an idiot!
00:04:27You shouldn't have been a cop!
00:04:30I ain't laying down for them!
00:04:33Get down!
00:04:36Blame the pricks who called you out here!
00:04:41Dumb fucking cops!
00:04:44What the fuck is this?
00:04:48They answered the wrong call!
00:04:51We keep going forward!
00:04:54Come on, guys!
00:04:58Back the fuck down!
00:05:02Press forward!
00:05:03Press forward!
00:05:05Move!
00:05:08Let's move! Come on!
00:05:10Can't be many more cops in this town!
00:05:12This is fucked, man!
00:05:14Thing is blown!
00:05:15Hang on right there!
00:05:16It's still wide open!
00:05:18Cars up here! Let's go!
00:05:20Move! Come on!
00:05:21Kid might have failed!
00:05:23This wasn't even God's script!
00:05:25Don't be as dumb as you look!
00:05:28Get their faces!
00:05:34Move!
00:05:42Come on! Get to the driver!
00:05:44He better be there!
00:05:53Let's get out of here!
00:05:54Every man for himself!
00:06:04Come on!
00:06:15Get your ass in here!
00:06:19What took you so long?
00:06:20Shut the fuck up and drive!
00:06:23Did you see that shit?
00:06:24I fucking put that bitch's face against the glass!
00:06:26Did you see that?
00:06:27Yeah, you're real stout!
00:06:34Ah, fuck! How'd that happen?
00:06:36Go! Go! Go!
00:06:43Shit! I think I'm gonna...
00:06:44Oh, fuck!
00:06:45Uncle Yoko's body!
00:06:47The guy's a dick!
00:06:51Fuck you!
00:06:54Fuck you!
00:06:59Come on! Let's get to the chopper!
00:07:04If we move quick, we can beat the train!
00:07:07We're getting there!
00:07:09Man, I'll believe in this bird when I get eyes on it!
00:07:13Cops! Coming our way!
00:07:15Be cool! They ain't made this car yet!
00:07:17Mike?
00:07:19I say there's a chopper, there's a chopper!
00:07:22We stick to the plan, we're home free!
00:07:25Shit! Shit! Shit! Roadblock!
00:07:27Go right! Beat the train, man!
00:07:34Jesus!
00:07:39You guys all right?
00:07:41Fuck!
00:07:42Come on! Ditch the car, all right?
00:07:44We can go this way to the chopper!
00:07:45No!
00:07:46Hey! Stick to the plan!
00:07:48What?
00:07:49Stick to the fucking plan! Come on!
00:07:58Where the fuck's the chopper?
00:08:00Fuck!
00:08:03I'm gonna check around back.
00:08:05Fuck!
00:08:06It's the fucking feds!
00:08:07Someone must have fucking talked!
00:08:09All right, Brad's gonna be fine.
00:08:11We gotta get the fuck out of here!
00:08:14Fuck!
00:08:15I'll hit!
00:08:16Oh, Jesus!
00:08:18T, you gotta get out of here!
00:08:19I'm gonna leave you, Mikey!
00:08:21Go!
00:08:22God, I'm not gonna make it!
00:08:23I'm fucking gonna bleed out!
00:08:25Fuck! Just go!
00:08:27No!
00:08:29Die, you cocksuckers!
00:08:34Motherfuckers!
00:08:41Fucking die, all of you!
00:08:50Kill me, you pricks!
00:08:55You fucking cocksuckers!
00:09:03No!
00:09:09Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
00:09:18Come on! Come on!
00:09:22I'm standing here! Finish me!
00:09:24Finish me!
00:09:31Hey, you! You, hey!
00:09:35Oh, God!
00:09:36Don't kill her!
00:09:37Where's the chopper?
00:09:38I don't know, but you're not gonna know!
00:09:40Fucking stay back!
00:09:41You come near me, she's fucking dead!
00:09:43Stay back!
00:09:44Oh, God! Help me! Help!
00:09:46Go! Go!
00:09:55Go!
00:10:06Michael was not always a good husband.
00:10:11Not always a good citizen.
00:10:14He did not die a hero's death.
00:10:16But he was a man.
00:10:18Our Lord was crucified with two thieves.
00:10:22So perhaps we should not judge.
00:10:27We are born of sin and we die in sin.
00:10:32And in this, Michael, you're like anybody else.
00:10:36Father, we do not know your infinite mysteries.
00:10:41But we know that you will show mercy to our friend.
00:10:52You
00:11:11Your son, James.
00:11:13He's a good kid?
00:11:16He's a good kid?
00:11:18A good kid.
00:11:20Why?
00:11:21Does he help the fucking poor?
00:11:23No.
00:11:24He sits on his ass all day,
00:11:26smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game.
00:11:29If that's our standard for goodness,
00:11:31then no wonder this country's screwed.
00:11:33And what about you?
00:11:36What about me?
00:11:39Hey.
00:11:42I don't have the advantages that kid has.
00:11:45By the time I was his age, I'd already been in prison twice.
00:11:49I robbed banks.
00:11:50I ran whores. I smuggled dope.
00:11:52And you consider them achievements?
00:11:55These were the opportunities I had.
00:11:57At least I took them.
00:11:58And where did these opportunities get you, Michael?
00:12:01They got me right fucking here.
00:12:04The end of the road.
00:12:06With a big house and a useless kid.
00:12:09And I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a shit.
00:12:11Oh, I'm living the dream, baby.
00:12:13And that dream is fucked. It is fucking fucked.
00:12:17Let it all out.
00:12:21I think I just did.
00:12:24Oh.
00:12:25Well, I think that's all we have time for.
00:12:29Same time next week?
00:12:32I guess.
00:12:36I gotta tell you, I ain't too sure this shit is working for me.
00:12:40A sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process.
00:12:44Embrace it.
00:12:46Whatever you say, Doc.
00:12:50I love you.
00:13:20I love you.
00:13:22I love you.
00:13:48I know just how you feel.
00:13:51Man, this shit gotta be around here somewhere.
00:13:53Unless they buried it under the sand, fool.
00:13:55Another brilliant Amar Davis production.
00:13:58Man, fuck you.
00:13:59Hey, excuse me, homie.
00:14:00Can you tell me where Berto Beach House is?
00:14:03No, homie, I cannot.
00:14:05Man, would you come on?
00:14:06Fuck.
00:14:07Actually, yeah.
00:14:09It's that house right there, with the yellow stairs.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Good looking out, homie. Appreciate it.
00:14:15Man, get your stupid ass on.
00:14:17Damn, why don't you ask him if he knows the fuckin' owner?
00:14:20Or better yet, do some skywriting that reads there's a couple niggas here about to boost some cars in case somebody didn't realize.
00:14:26See, what you don't realize is we ain't boosting.
00:14:28This shit is legit business.
00:14:30Legit?
00:14:31Oh yeah, I forgot, huh?
00:14:32401Ks, tax returns and all.
00:14:34Yeah, right.
00:14:35You the one all pumped up on doing this lick, nigga.
00:14:37I'm getting my money in the hood.
00:14:39I'm straight, fool.
00:14:40I'm cool.
00:14:41You cool?
00:14:42Cool what?
00:14:43Slangin' dope and throwing up gang signs?
00:14:44Yeah, right.
00:14:45Whatever, homie.
00:14:48Yeah, homie.
00:14:49This the spin-off right here.
00:14:51Your boy Simeon wasn't bullshit.
00:14:53Man, get your ass in there.
00:14:55And bring your ass, fool.
00:14:56Always trying to boss somebody.
00:14:59Come on.
00:15:00Come on.
00:15:01Appreciate it.
00:15:02Come on.
00:15:04Damn.
00:15:05This nigga must got the baby dick.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08And all this shit paid for with bad credit.
00:15:17Meow.
00:15:48Woof.
00:15:52Woof.
00:15:56Woof.
00:16:01Woof.
00:16:02Woof.
00:16:03Woof.
00:16:04Woof.
00:16:05Ooh.
00:16:08Come to daddy.
00:16:09Which one you on, nigga?
00:16:10Like that?
00:16:11Bobby Big Dick on a nigga, huh?
00:16:12Shit, for real, homie?
00:16:13Damn, this motherfucker got Robo Roof and everything, nigga.
00:16:14He should've paid Denizo.
00:16:16Man, you gotta grind to keep that shit. Now it's back on us.
00:16:20Hell yeah, I wanna see what it do. Hey, hit me on the speakerphone, though.
00:16:24Oh, it's like that? For sure, homie.
00:16:34Right up here, homie. I'm about to go nice and slow for your bitch ass.
00:16:39Yeah, whatever you say.
00:16:42Hey, remember, we gotta be careful with these rides, homie.
00:16:45The semi-honor ain't about to stop my bad game.
00:16:47Homie, man, if you need some bread, I can hook you up with J.B.'s tote.
00:16:54It ain't got clever, but it's a money thing, man.
00:16:56So hit me tight.
00:16:57Can you smoke crack in peace?
00:16:58Homie, I'm good.
00:17:12What we gonna do, baby?
00:17:18I'm schoolin' your ass, boy.
00:17:20Hey, screw you too, homie.
00:17:22We on the right.
00:17:24Lord, I hear you.
00:17:27Get off the road!
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:31Oh, we filmin' shit here, huh?
00:17:34Hey, hey, down this alley here.
00:17:37All right.
00:17:38Remember, this is your champion's car.
00:17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:52I'm thinkin' left.
00:17:53Uh-huh.
00:17:57Keep up, homie.
00:17:59Please, homie.
00:18:01How the fuck you get in front of me?
00:18:03Baby, your slow ass should be asking why I did not get here sooner.
00:18:06I'm about to take this shit the wrong way.
00:18:10Come on, baby.
00:18:12Best do these commercials, but stay with it.
00:18:16Hey, open up, homie.
00:18:17Give me some room.
00:18:18You want room?
00:18:19Go lose some weight with your fat ass.
00:18:23It's nice to come out for the Xtreme U 720 Gaming System.
00:18:29Keep smokin', love.
00:18:33You wanna chump them things?
00:18:35Hey!
00:18:39Right, right!
00:18:40Fine.
00:18:42Left, through the parking lot.
00:18:44Yeah, whatever you say.
00:18:51You ain't even testin' me.
00:18:53Whatever you say.
00:18:57That's comin' out our paycheck.
00:19:09What you goin' smoke the road for, dawg?
00:19:11Move over so the traffic can float through.
00:19:13Whatever, nigga.
00:19:14I'll let somethin' float through your ass.
00:19:16Dawg, I ain't too sure that joke works, dawg.
00:19:18Oh, shit.
00:19:21Oh, shit, the one time.
00:19:22Be cool, fool.
00:19:23We got the paperwork.
00:19:24Whatever.
00:19:25You explain that shit.
00:19:26I'll see you at the dealership.
00:19:27Explain that shit, my ass.
00:19:40The bullseye again.
00:19:42Vince wins again as Tom Strong.
00:20:09As the war on time continues to reign.
00:20:11Gang crime is on the rise and politicians are blaming lack of media coverage and sensationalism.
00:20:18The recent fall in the popularity of gang movies focusing on black and non-American or Hispanic street gangs
00:20:24has led to a rise in gang violence experts warned yesterday
00:20:28as people no longer had movies to warn them of the danger of making bad choices.
00:20:33Hey, you don't see me drivin' here!
00:20:35Struggling Richard's Majestic Studios will be reeling today
00:20:38from the news that another historic movie studio, Lonstein Pictures, has closed
00:20:43and will return to lunch only.
00:20:45Sooner or sooner, you'll have to wait in America for reality TV and comedy that nobody can afford.
00:20:50The funding war between IAA and FIB intensifies after Congress promised to slash spending...
00:21:01I don't get you, bro.
00:21:02You are a racist and I don't like you.
00:21:04And I will not sell you this car.
00:21:05I will not.
00:21:06You make my skin crawl, you neo-Nazi.
00:21:09You are all the same.
00:21:10You're disgusting.
00:21:11This racist insulted me.
00:21:13Hey, what's up, fool?
00:21:14Who you callin' a nigger?
00:21:15No, no, I'm not callin' nobody a nigger.
00:21:17Wait, what the fuck?
00:21:18I mean, N-word.
00:21:20That's not cool, man.
00:21:21I don't say that.
00:21:22You're fuckin' right and you better keep it right
00:21:24because this man right here, he's an international businessman, a multiculturalist.
00:21:28That I could not have said better myself.
00:21:32But seriously, maybe he's not a racist.
00:21:35But I don't think that he is man enough for a car like this.
00:21:39Wait a second.
00:21:40This guy right here, him?
00:21:42Give him a hybrid.
00:21:43That's a real man's car.
00:21:45I think you are right, Lamar.
00:21:47You'll get a tax rebate.
00:21:49I understand.
00:21:50Money is an issue, huh?
00:21:51Money isn't an issue.
00:21:53This is the best car.
00:21:54Watch this one.
00:21:55He real or mean, he gonna get all this full of money.
00:21:56Watch this.
00:21:57Look, man, I gotta go.
00:21:59Hey, Simeon.
00:22:00I'm out.
00:22:01I'll holler at you, homie.
00:22:03It's the best part, man.
00:22:04So, Jimmy.
00:22:06Are you sure you are the man enough?
00:22:08Take the wheel and show me.
00:22:11Sure.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13How about we follow through, homie?
00:22:15Some things in our life aren't like that.
00:22:18Like when you find out somebody you trust is a traitor.
00:22:20This chump change.
00:22:21How I'm gonna knock a fag, brony, sexy bitch if I ain't got a fat piece of ice?
00:22:25Who you trying to impress?
00:22:27Your auntie Denise with all that ass, nigga.
00:22:30She got ass.
00:22:31She grown, yeah.
00:22:32She grown into a fucking idiot.
00:22:34Nah, she sexy.
00:22:36Sexy?
00:22:37She more like obsessed with sex, nigga.
00:22:39Nah, man, for the penis, that's exactly how I like my women.
00:22:49Man, shit, it's good to be home.
00:22:53What's up?
00:22:54Can a load come up in your crib?
00:22:56Man, fuck you.
00:22:57I'll see you at work.
00:22:58Aw, nigga, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga.
00:23:00Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-ass haircut you got,
00:23:02you'd get some bitches on your dick.
00:23:04Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha would call your dog ass
00:23:07if she ever stopped fucking with that brain surgeon
00:23:09or lawyer she fucking with, nigga.
00:23:13What?
00:23:16Ah, motherfucker.
00:23:20Ooh, honey.
00:23:22Y'all telling me?
00:23:24Oh, yeah.
00:23:25We living on top of each other, and it ain't right.
00:23:28Shoo, shoo.
00:23:29Get on out of here.
00:23:31Okay, baby, I'll see you at the thing.
00:23:33You hear me?
00:23:35I was on the phone, boy.
00:23:36Don't be listening.
00:23:37Goddamn freeloader.
00:23:49...solve murders, kill people with immunity,
00:23:52and smoke just like a real black fighter.
00:23:56Or sit on your couch wishing you had a dad who really loved you
00:23:59and a future as something other than a ninny.
00:24:02And now, Moorhead rides again in Moorhead.
00:24:08Moorhead, under the bed.
00:24:19...corrupting the nation, raiding our gardens,
00:24:21gobbling up food in your belly,
00:24:23sleeping with your wife,
00:24:24but you're no better than you ever could be.
00:24:35...never use PCP.
00:24:37It makes you want to punch cops
00:24:39and run around naked,
00:24:40not necessarily always in that order.
00:24:42Most of the time...
00:24:43I'm gonna have a gentleman call her later.
00:24:45...but sometimes...
00:24:46So make yourself scarce.
00:24:47...let's go and lose us a shit
00:24:49after a pipe or two of pleasure dust.
00:24:58Tobago.
00:24:59Bloodthirsty Japanos for the predilection.
00:25:02Are you cooking for me tonight, boy?
00:25:09Franklin!
00:25:10Hey, who's going down, huh?
00:25:11The market, my boy.
00:25:13Liquidity's a bitch.
00:25:14Get over here so I can give you the new repo list.
00:25:16Alright, dawg.
00:25:17I'll be around when I get a chain.
00:25:45I remember I was broke as shit.
00:25:47Now I got it, I'ma go with it.
00:25:50Hey, you got all the luck, homie.
00:25:52Come on.
00:25:54Ain't no nigga with me holding up.
00:25:56Hundred shots if I'm going up.
00:25:58Talking cash, where your money at?
00:26:01Me and Hoja with a hundred packs.
00:26:03Bring it by the spot, a hundred racks.
00:26:05Then we pull up in that ThunderCat.
00:26:07We the same...
00:26:15Hey, what's up, Simeon?
00:26:16My dear boy.
00:26:17So good to see you.
00:26:18So good.
00:26:19Hold me.
00:26:21Yeah, look, man.
00:26:22Look, we've been working together
00:26:23for about a few months now, right?
00:26:24Which is why I am very honored
00:26:27to announce to you
00:26:29that you are Employee of the Month.
00:26:32Huh?
00:26:33Anyway, congratulations.
00:26:35It wasn't easy picking a winner.
00:26:37Yeah, me, Lamar,
00:26:39your nephew Sacha with the twitch.
00:26:41Look, man, it's been a real honor, homie.
00:26:43But I gotta move forward in my life.
00:26:44It seem like all I do is let people tell me what to do
00:26:46and I do it and nothing changes.
00:26:48I tell you what, my boy.
00:26:49You tell me exactly what you want
00:26:51and I will very carefully explain to you
00:26:53why it cannot be.
00:26:54What?
00:26:55Today is repossessing vehicles
00:26:57that fools have purchased
00:26:59at exorbitant interest rates.
00:27:01But tomorrow...
00:27:03Together!
00:27:04I never had a black son.
00:27:08But if I did,
00:27:09I want him to be just like you.
00:27:11Knock, knock, nigga.
00:27:14Hello, Lamar.
00:27:15What's up, homie?
00:27:16What's up, Denovey?
00:27:17What's up, dog?
00:27:18Franklin here has been awarded
00:27:20Employee of the Month.
00:27:24You fucking with me, right?
00:27:26Man, we both being fucked with, dog.
00:27:28Man, knock it off, man.
00:27:29For real.
00:27:30After all the motherfucking work I put in, man.
00:27:32Man, fuck this Employee of the Month shit, homie.
00:27:34I'm sitting up here trying to get us...
00:27:35What you mean fuck this Employee of the Month shit, man?
00:27:37When there's some shit to be won,
00:27:38goddammit, I want it.
00:27:39I don't give a fuck what it is.
00:27:40You know what I'm talking about?
00:27:41I take no prisoners.
00:27:42I go hard doing this shit.
00:27:43Big dog, big nuts.
00:27:45When names is on the motherfucking board,
00:27:46I want to see my name at the top of that motherfucking
00:27:48next to it and need to say,
00:27:49Winner.
00:27:51Maybe next month, huh?
00:27:52Man, fuck next month, Simeon.
00:27:53What about today?
00:27:54I demand a retrial.
00:27:56Today is nothing.
00:27:57Just a bike.
00:27:58Hasn't made a payment at all.
00:27:59Some kid at Vespucci Beach.
00:28:01His name is Estevan Jimenez.
00:28:03Is he in a gang?
00:28:04Curiously enough,
00:28:05I did not inquire when he bought the bike.
00:28:08We got work to do, uh,
00:28:09Employee of the Month.
00:28:11Man, fuck you and come on.
00:28:13Man, he was about a yes-mouse-ass nigga.
00:28:17What we waiting for?
00:28:18We're jellin' out, nigga.
00:28:19Vespucci Beach.
00:28:21And you still rollin' with that old raggedy ass here?
00:28:23That country bumpkin shit is enough
00:28:25to get us shot right there.
00:28:27I never took you to be an old hair stylist type bitch,
00:28:30but now it's all starting to make sense.
00:28:32Hey, wasn't that motherfucker who took the bike
00:28:34that S.A. Vagos do?
00:28:36With the tattoo on his face and shit?
00:28:37Yeah, that was him.
00:28:38Fuck, homie.
00:28:39I don't want no unnecessary bullshit here, all right?
00:28:42Nigga, I don't give a shit.
00:28:43There's a reason Simeon pays a couple of mean-looking
00:28:45motherfuckers to come repo this shit.
00:28:47We ain't Girl Scouts.
00:28:49In your case, I ain't so sure about that.
00:28:51Yeah, step up, nigga.
00:28:53Of course this dude real.
00:28:54Who else know how to require surplus of paper
00:28:56in the business?
00:28:57He just put a dub down.
00:28:59Damn!
00:29:00Down on his bike.
00:29:0120G?
00:29:02With a 3G note?
00:29:04Damn, that motherfucker must be tricked out, dawg.
00:29:07Man, this whole setup is trying to take drug money.
00:29:09All right, man.
00:29:10Look, we're going in quiet.
00:29:11In and out.
00:29:12No fucking drama.
00:29:13I'll try, homie, but I'm one loud, dramatic,
00:29:15brash, crazy, greedy, shoot-a-motherfucker-in-the-back
00:29:17type motherfucker, and you love me for it, nigga.
00:29:20Yeah, that's right, homie.
00:29:21Nothing but love, nigga.
00:29:24That Simeon a funny dude, though, huh?
00:29:26It's gonna be a shame when we get to book his ass
00:29:28and jack him for all this shit.
00:29:29What the fuck you talking about?
00:29:31I'm a psychotic motherfucker.
00:29:37The bike should be in one of the lockups down here.
00:29:39Should be is the story of your life, asshole.
00:29:48Do as I do, nigga.
00:29:50Hey!
00:29:52I think this crazy motherfucker wants something.
00:29:56Hey, what's up, homie?
00:29:57You all right?
00:29:58No, wait, wait!
00:29:59Wait for me!
00:30:00Perfect example, agents!
00:30:02Uh!
00:30:03Yeah, you thought I was gonna hit your bitch ass, huh?
00:30:05Drunk-ass nigga.
00:30:07Shit, man.
00:30:08Play it cool.
00:30:13Yeah, that's right.
00:30:14Keep it moving, bitch.
00:30:15Man, I don't like this shit one bit.
00:30:21Hey, look, let's keep it smooth, homie.
00:30:23Man, your pussy the only thing that's smooth up in this shit.
00:30:26Man, what exactly did I do in the past life
00:30:28to deserve your stupid ass?
00:30:30This a routine lick, dog.
00:30:31Chill.
00:30:32Do them Vargos look routine?
00:30:34This a shady-ass alley.
00:30:35Shit, we in Vespucci Beach.
00:30:37We on the wrong side of Vespucci Beach.
00:30:39You should know, a block makes a difference.
00:30:41Hey, hey, hey, hold up.
00:30:43Got to be in one of these motherfuckers.
00:30:53Man, ain't this about a bitch.
00:30:55Ain't no motherfucking bike in here, man.
00:30:57No shit, nigga.
00:30:58Hola, amigos.
00:31:00Hola, ese.
00:31:01So you trying to creep up in here, man?
00:31:03Yeah, you saw this motherfucker?
00:31:05Oh, shit.
00:31:06Oh, shit!
00:31:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:08Fucking die hard.
00:31:09Come on down, everybody.
00:31:10Come on down.
00:31:11Hey, nigga, I would have just got my ass
00:31:12beat over a fucking gunfight.
00:31:14Man, stop being a pussy, nigga, and grab that heat.
00:31:18Just our luck.
00:31:20Homie, find your bitch ass and cover her.
00:31:26Shit, on your left.
00:31:28Hey, fuck y'all, motherfucker.
00:31:30Come on.
00:31:31Amigos!
00:31:34Got a man down.
00:31:37Only one way out, this motherfucker.
00:31:39Get in behind that truck.
00:31:41Only one way out.
00:31:46Somebody tell them niggas this is a legal repossession.
00:31:50Flipping bricks is easier work, dog.
00:31:54Hit the floor, homie.
00:31:57Nigga, what?
00:31:58What?
00:32:00I need some more hits, motherfucker.
00:32:03There's the fool on the balcony.
00:32:06You're the new kind of hook, motherfucker.
00:32:11Hit the fucking floor.
00:32:14Get up there and shoot that nigga.
00:32:16Bust his ass.
00:32:19You'll get PC'd up in the pen, nigga.
00:32:22Motherfucker.
00:32:25Get your fucking gun over there.
00:32:28Check that coat.
00:32:29They trying to mash on us.
00:32:36Try and kill.
00:32:37Get that rifle.
00:32:38There's some more of them, nigga.
00:32:42Shoot the gas, homie.
00:32:45Appreciate it, kid.
00:32:47You still breathing, homie?
00:32:48Yeah, barely, homie.
00:32:49Shit, we gotta get the fuck away from this shit.
00:32:51Man, we only came here for a bite.
00:32:54And that a motherfucker is right there.
00:32:56Hey, nigga!
00:32:58May as well get this shit done.
00:33:00Man, this is fucking crazy.
00:33:13Let's get him, homie.
00:33:14I wanna get paid.
00:33:15Paid ain't worth shit when you doing 25 with an L.
00:33:18We massacred those motherfuckers.
00:33:20Shit.
00:33:26Motherfucker's getting away from us.
00:33:27That's because he's sitting on 140 cubic inches right here, nigga.
00:33:31Oh, shit, professor. You're right.
00:33:37Man, you lost him already.
00:33:39That's a monster fucking bike he riding, stupid.
00:33:45Fuck.
00:33:48This punk get away, we going down, homie.
00:33:50He gonna pit us for all his body.
00:33:52And whose fault is that, Mr. 80s action movie body count motherfucker?
00:33:55Don't play the blame game. Just get on this shit.
00:33:58Pop that fool.
00:33:59We need him on his ass so we can get what we came for.
00:34:02Shit.
00:34:12You gotta watch out, homie.
00:34:16Oh, my God. What was that?
00:34:18Oh, God.
00:34:24Jesus Christ.
00:34:33Shoot that motherfucker.
00:34:35This don't make no fucking sense.
00:34:40What's wrong with you? I'll drive next time.
00:34:46That's the bike we came for.
00:34:48Sorry about that.
00:34:50We got him.
00:34:51Take the bike and meet me at the car wash around the way.
00:34:55Help!
00:34:56All right, I'll see you over there.
00:35:10Man, we'll get this shit done.
00:35:12We really gonna repo after all this bullshit.
00:35:24You crazy motherfucker. Why we have to pop all those people?
00:35:27You was there, too.
00:35:28Correct me if I'm wrong, but you shot more of them than I did.
00:35:31Yeah, but you started this shit, stupid.
00:35:36We need to shoot him off the bike.
00:35:38A couple of scratches better than nothing.
00:35:40You ain't see that? Get that bike back.
00:35:47Bye-bye, asshole.
00:35:49Dog, we gotta lay low.
00:35:51Get the bike and meet me at the car wash on Innisfree.
00:35:53All right, drive safe.
00:36:10Let's go.
00:36:14Shit.
00:36:15I got the shotgun, though.
00:36:16Get in the car.
00:36:17I'll cover you.
00:36:26Keep moving.
00:36:27Let's go.
00:36:28Keep moving.
00:36:29Let's go.
00:36:30Let's go.
00:36:31Let's go.
00:36:32Let's go.
00:36:33Let's go.
00:36:34Let's go.
00:36:35Let's go.
00:36:36Let's go.
00:36:37Let's go.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:39Let's go.
00:36:40Let's go.
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Shit.
00:37:06Look out of the way.
00:37:08Hey, motherfucker.
00:37:09Man, I can't hang with your ass for a while, bro.
00:37:12You a psychopath. You done finally fuckin' lost it.
00:37:16Nigga, that's that Apache blood in me, homie.
00:37:19You ain't lucky I ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
00:37:22We can't repo the assets of a dead man, bitch-sittin' chief asshole.
00:37:26Nigga, and we ain't goin' to neither, nigga.
00:37:28I'm gonna keep this motherfucker for myself.
00:37:30Tell Simeon we couldn't recover him.
00:37:33You fuckin' tell him, you fuckin' moron!
00:37:42Shit.
00:38:13You gotta watch out, Paul!
00:38:16What?
00:38:32You're a racist.
00:38:33What?
00:38:34You don't like me because you think that I am an Arab.
00:38:36What? No. What are you talking about?
00:38:38Excuse me.
00:38:39That boy, I am his mentor.
00:38:41I am so proud of you.
00:38:43What do you mean, a mentor?
00:38:45Don't worry about that.
00:38:46Okay, so what you got for him?
00:38:48James DeSanta.
00:38:49Some kid. He's already late on his payments,
00:38:51and I have this bad feeling that he will do more damage to the car
00:38:54than we can get back from him in the exorbitant interest rate payments.
00:38:58Just go and get it.
00:39:00The house is on, um...
00:39:02Hampstead, off Eclipse.
00:39:04It's an SUV.
00:39:06Some Rockford Hills Daddy's Boy nonsense.
00:39:09Don't worry about it.
00:39:10Try to bring the car back in good condition, huh?
00:39:13I got you. Don't worry about it.
00:39:14It's so good to see you, my boy.
00:39:16Hey, good luck in law school, huh?
00:39:19So, Mr. Kenneth, where are we at?
00:39:23Financing?
00:39:40He got out of prison, and then he twerked the rap scene.
00:39:46What could I be talking about?
00:39:47Of course it's trouble, man.
00:39:48Let's get into it every day.
00:39:53Hey, did you change your mind?
00:39:55When I discover that you betray me?
00:39:57Perhaps.
00:39:58I hear you took the bike for yourself,
00:40:00my employee of the month.
00:40:02Listen, man, me and Lamar was gonna get that back to you, dog.
00:40:05Oh, I am sure.
00:40:07You will get this car off the Daddy's Boy,
00:40:09and then we talk.
00:40:10Insurance papers say they have a locked garage,
00:40:13so you'll need to gain access from inside the house.
00:40:16Man, it's never easy with you. Here's a sim.
00:40:19Do not talk to me about easy. You thief.
00:40:39Shit.
00:41:09Shit.
00:41:39Shit.
00:42:02That's just because you have a massive gaper, bitch.
00:42:05Fucking homo, you're dead.
00:42:07Dad! He said I had a massive...
00:42:15Triton.
00:42:16LOL, you suck Batman's dick.
00:42:22Oh my God, seriously?
00:42:24My brother is such a homo.
00:42:26I think he has a medical problem.
00:42:28Like, more medical problems than the ones he's already been diagnosed with.
00:42:33Thank you, coach.
00:42:38You're a real pro, Mrs. DeSanta. A real pro.
00:42:42Well, you're a great student. Now just loosen up those hips.
00:42:46Okay, like this?
00:42:48Yeah, loosen them up. There you go.
00:42:51And follow through. Perfect.
00:42:54Oh, okay.
00:42:56I think I'm getting it.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:33Hey, Simeon. I got the ride, man. I'm coming back.
00:43:36If you actually bring the repossession to me this time,
00:43:39I can have it back out on the street before the day is done.
00:43:48That's a 9mm semi-automatic pushed against your skull.
00:43:52Dad, look around.
00:43:54You just keep driving where you're going.
00:43:56Hey, come on, man. This was a repo job.
00:43:59The guy was behind on his fucking note.
00:44:01Unlikely, considering my son just got the car.
00:44:04You're looking at the way you're going about this?
00:44:06Why the fuck would you do that?
00:44:08My guess, you're working a credit fraud.
00:44:11A credit fraud? Be serious, dude.
00:44:13I just work the fucking repo.
00:44:15I appreciate a kid who follows orders without taking responsibility.
00:44:18Hey!
00:44:19Without taking responsibility.
00:44:21Yeah, maybe one day we'll have a beer,
00:44:23and I'll explain how the world really works.
00:44:25Who gives you the slip?
00:44:27A car dealer, dawg, by the name of Simeon.
00:44:30My finger's on the trigger, dipshit.
00:44:32By the name of Simeon Yatarian.
00:44:34So this businessman, he look legit to you?
00:44:37Look, man, it's just between him and your fucking son.
00:44:40Don't worry.
00:44:41Me and Mr. Yatarian, we'll work this out.
00:44:45That the place?
00:44:46Yeah, that's the place, man.
00:44:48Whoa.
00:44:49Drive into it.
00:44:50Right through the fucking window.
00:44:52And fast.
00:44:53Or I'll put two rounds in the back of your skull and do it myself.
00:44:57You can't be for real.
00:44:59I look like a fucking joke to you?
00:45:01Fuck, man.
00:45:02Fuck my life, man.
00:45:03Fuck.
00:45:09Ram it already.
00:45:15Damn!
00:45:19Franklin!
00:45:20What the fuck are you doing?
00:45:22Mr. Simeon, it's not exactly how it looks.
00:45:25I always trump big for a job well done.
00:45:27Now get out of here, kid.
00:45:29You motherfucker.
00:45:32See now?
00:45:34You think you can take me for a ride?
00:45:50You recognize this car?
00:45:52Does it look like it's worth five grand a month to you?
00:45:54You fucking racist.
00:45:59I'll tell you something.
00:46:00This thing's gonna need some serious body work before it's worth five grand a month.
00:46:07He agreed to financing.
00:46:08I have his signature.
00:46:10Yeah?
00:46:11Did he agree to have some punk break into my fucking house?
00:46:14I don't know.
00:46:17That kid might be a fucking idiot,
00:46:19but you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of shit.
00:46:26Don't make me have to come back here.
00:46:29Ugh.
00:47:00Wow.
00:47:13I'm gonna be using your car.
00:47:16Wow!
00:47:29Shit!
00:47:35Shit!
00:47:36Shit!
00:47:37Shit!
00:47:59Shit!
00:48:09No!
00:48:10You screwed up my car!
00:48:16I'm sorry about that.
00:48:24Well, it is the fourth planet from the sun,
00:48:26and its reddish hue is from iron oxide.
00:48:29Hey, you hit me!
00:48:35Oh, man!
00:48:36I don't remember you having a fucking car!
00:48:38A space station, you know?
00:48:40Get some groupies up there.
00:48:41Watch my DNA fly across in zero gravity.
00:48:44That'd be amazing.
00:48:45I could start my own religion.
00:48:46An entire civilization of people bred for me.
00:48:50That would be great.
00:48:51I could see it.
00:48:52Me and a couple of hot production chicks.
00:48:54You are revolting.
00:48:55So hyper-sexual.
00:48:57Don't you know that we live in a new liberal age
00:48:59where we never say anything mean or crude?
00:49:02It's the new America.
00:49:03The...
00:49:24Oh, my God.
00:49:55You're such a fucking dictator!
00:49:57Why the fuck not?
00:49:59He is not staying the night.
00:50:01He's a bum!
00:50:02Oh, my God!
00:50:03I don't even know why you are with him!
00:50:05He is a bum!
00:50:06He is a bum!
00:50:07I don't care!
00:50:08I'm fine!
00:50:09Do you hear me?
00:50:10I don't care!
00:50:11He's a bum!
00:50:12Shut up!
00:50:13What I do is make your business,
00:50:15and you watch your language!
00:50:17I'm going to call your father,
00:50:18and you're going to get your ass punched in the face!
00:50:21I'm going to call your father,
00:50:22and you're going to get your ass punched in the face!
00:50:24I swear to God, you kill me!
00:50:26You kill me!
00:50:27You don't love me!
00:50:28I wish I never had you!
00:50:29You can tell everyone I'm a dumb disgrace.
00:50:32Drag my name all over the place.
00:50:35I don't care anymore.
00:50:42You can tell everybody if I stay out of it.
00:50:45You won't catch me crying,
00:50:47because I'm just getting lit.
00:50:50What do you want?
00:50:52Man, I come by for that drink you offered.
00:50:54That's all.
00:50:55I wasn't really serious about that.
00:50:57What?
00:50:58I don't know.
00:50:59You're here, whatever.
00:51:00Sit.
00:51:01You're not going to rob me again.
00:51:03Man, I never robbed you.
00:51:05That was just a repossession.
00:51:07Okay.
00:51:08You call it whatever you want to call it.
00:51:10I really don't care.
00:51:12What can I do for you?
00:51:14Shit, I just came by
00:51:15to see if there's something I can help you with.
00:51:17I see you're doing well for yourself.
00:51:19Look, I'm retired.
00:51:21Ain't you a bit young for the pipe,
00:51:23slippers, and staring at a fucking sunset?
00:51:26You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years,
00:51:29and I got out alive.
00:51:31That makes me the right age.
00:51:36You look like a good kid.
00:51:38But if you want my advice,
00:51:40you give the shit up.
00:51:42You work hard,
00:51:43screw over everybody that you love,
00:51:45hurt, rob, kill indiscriminately,
00:51:48and maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky,
00:51:51you become a three-bit gangster.
00:51:53It's bullshit.
00:51:54Go to college.
00:51:56Then you're going to rip people off
00:51:58and get paid for it.
00:52:00It's called capitalism.
00:52:03Hmm.
00:52:04So what I saw the other day was like
00:52:06when a corpse briefly reanimates itself
00:52:08and terrorizes everyone, right?
00:52:10What you saw the other day
00:52:12was a guy dealing with pests.
00:52:14I guess I never saw myself as just a fucking pest.
00:52:17Well, then today's lesson's all about humility.
00:52:20Tomorrow we'll try a training montage.
00:52:23A training what?
00:52:24Nothing.
00:52:25I was just lost in an 80s movie fantasy.
00:52:27Yeah, I can see you spent a lot of time there.
00:52:30As much as I can.
00:52:31So that's why you're here in Vinewood then, right?
00:52:33Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot
00:52:36who thinks that imported palm trees
00:52:39are a good substitute for not really knowing
00:52:41what the fuck you're doing on this earth.
00:52:44Jesus, man.
00:52:45You're a good time, you know that?
00:52:49I'll tell you what.
00:52:51Least I can do is buy you that beer.
00:52:54There's a little bar I like.
00:52:56It's not too far from here.
00:52:57Let's go.
00:52:58All right, man.
00:52:59I'm following you.
00:53:03Let's take Amanda's car.
00:53:08Hey, Jim.
00:53:09I'm going for a drink.
00:53:10Dad!
00:53:11Shit!
00:53:12There's a boat going down the western highway.
00:53:14It's been stolen.
00:53:16What?
00:53:17The yacht's been stolen?
00:53:19I was trying to sell it.
00:53:21I know you didn't want it sold,
00:53:22but I need money.
00:53:23And they don't want to buy it.
00:53:24They just want to take it.
00:53:25I'm hiding in the head.
00:53:27You're insane!
00:53:29All right, I'm coming.
00:53:30For my boat!
00:53:33All righty then.
00:53:34Change of plans.
00:53:35My darling boy is in trouble.
00:53:38I'll do what I can to help with that, man.
00:53:43Lesson number one.
00:53:45Don't ever have kids.
00:53:47Hey, man, look.
00:53:48If I had kids,
00:53:49I don't think no parenting issues would arise over
00:53:51who had boat privileges and who don't.
00:53:53Shit, motherfuckers would be lucky to sit in a van too.
00:53:56Shit, things that desperate, huh?
00:53:58No, but you know, shit, I was making a point.
00:54:01Pathologizing self-deprecation.
00:54:03I know it well.
00:54:04Yeah, man, but shit, where the boat at?
00:54:06Little shit's been hijacked.
00:54:08They're somewhere on the western highway.
00:54:10Man, ain't you worried?
00:54:11About my boat?
00:54:12Yeah, I am.
00:54:13But you can always buy another boat.
00:54:15Yeah, tell my accountant that.
00:54:17Man, you can always get credit for one.
00:54:19But have you come repo it?
00:54:20No thank you.
00:54:21All right, homie.
00:54:23I ain't your homie.
00:54:24I'm someone you want to impress.
00:54:26Really?
00:54:27Man, I thought you was retired.
00:54:28Why the fuck do I want to impress some slipper-wearing motherfucker?
00:54:31Because I can still teach you a thing or two.
00:54:33Maybe help you open the door to all the joys
00:54:35that boat-related parenting issues entail.
00:54:42Uh, let's take a look around, Bobby.
00:54:47Oh, there.
00:54:48There, there it is.
00:54:49That's my boat.
00:54:51Your boat's in a fucking hurry, man.
00:54:53Yeah, well, we'll catch him.
00:54:55We got a plan?
00:54:56Sure.
00:54:57Once I get us up close, you're the fourth party.
00:55:00More like the fall of the traffic party.
00:55:02You'll be fine.
00:55:03If anything happens, I got a piece in the glove box.
00:55:05I'll cover you.
00:55:06Oh, yeah, man.
00:55:07Thanks.
00:55:08I got a piece in the glove box.
00:55:09I'll cover you.
00:55:10Oh, yeah, man.
00:55:11Fine.
00:55:12Bobby, I'm fine.
00:55:13You thought of everything, right?
00:55:15Well, you said you wanted to learn the old way of doing things.
00:55:18This is the old way.
00:55:20Ain't no woman of mine just wrecking her shit up like that.
00:55:23Get him!
00:55:27That was close, man!
00:55:28Come on!
00:55:30Fuck, kid.
00:55:31Oh, fuck!
00:55:33Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:55:35Throw him over for us!
00:55:37Get your ass up!
00:55:39Hey, there ain't room up there for the both of you!
00:55:42The fuck are you doing?
00:55:44You got four lanes to throw guys at.
00:55:50He's a useless little shit, but he's my useless little shit!
00:55:55Hey, shoot this motherfucker in the face already!
00:55:59Hey, ain't you coming with me?
00:56:01Get your fucking hands off of him!
00:56:05You on the wrong boat, boy!
00:56:08No, you're on the wrong boat.
00:56:17All right, now look for my son.
00:56:19Dad, wait.
00:56:21Dad, I'm in the dealership.
00:56:23Yeah, and it's a long story, bro.
00:56:25Jimmy!
00:56:26Kid, watch out for the boat!
00:56:28Fuck!
00:56:29Hold on!
00:56:30Dad!
00:56:31Help!
00:56:32Help!
00:56:33Dad needs us to help!
00:56:35Help me!
00:56:38I'll get over to you as soon as I can!
00:56:41Don't you let...
00:56:43The fuck is wrong with you, kid?
00:56:46Dad!
00:56:47Don't dad me, you little shit!
00:56:50You better hope she's still seaworthy!
00:56:52Ah, crap!
00:56:54Oh, crap!
00:56:55Ah, shit!
00:56:58Come on, kid. Come on, kid.
00:57:01Shit, shit, shit!
00:57:06Hey, get me off this damn thing!
00:57:09I ain't suffering for here, man!
00:57:11Get close!
00:57:12Remind me not to come to you for carrying that bike!
00:57:19All the fucking board?
00:57:21Let's stop this ship from sailing.
00:57:24This is getting really weird, Pop.
00:57:27Now that doesn't sound good.
00:57:30Hey, that's the engine, man.
00:57:31We ain't taking shit in this thing.
00:57:33Don't break down, not yet.
00:57:36Ah!
00:57:37My fucking boat!
00:57:39Hey, it's just a thing.
00:57:41At least you still got a son.
00:57:43Hey, it's a chop shop back there, dog.
00:57:46You drive us there, we can get the ride fixed.
00:57:49My boat.
00:57:50It's just a thing.
00:57:51My boat.
00:57:52Please stop doing that.
00:57:54Listen, I fucked up, okay?
00:57:56I'm not going to lie.
00:57:57I'm not going to lie.
00:57:58That was a really bad judgment call.
00:58:00But shit, Dad, I nearly died.
00:58:02And all you give a shit about is this fucking boat.
00:58:05No, not that.
00:58:07All we do is scream at each other.
00:58:09No wonder I can't get a job.
00:58:11It's all your fucking fault.
00:58:13Or it's not, but it's partly your fault.
00:58:16I mean, I just want to impress you.
00:58:19By selling my boat to some gangbangers?
00:58:21I know it sounds dumb when you put it like that.
00:58:24All you do is daydream or get angry.
00:58:27Look, I love you, Jimmy.
00:58:29But you're an asshole.
00:58:31And right now, with my boat disappearing over the horizon,
00:58:34that's all I can see.
00:58:36Franklin, would you do me a favor
00:58:38and give this kid a ride home after they fix this thing?
00:58:40I want to headbutt the road in peace.
00:58:42Wow, great.
00:58:43Leave me with the home invader.
00:58:45I'll get it done, dog.
00:58:46No problem.
00:58:47Dad!
00:58:48Enough, all right?
00:58:49Enough.
00:58:51Hey, Franklin, can you call me a cab?
00:58:53No problem.
00:58:56Hey, I need a cab as soon as you can send one.
00:59:00Los Santos Customs, by the airport.
00:59:03All right, thanks.
00:59:05Thanks, man.
00:59:06Hey, so you do Munch's Yachting?
00:59:08Not anymore.
00:59:09No, I don't.
00:59:10Before, I mean, man.
00:59:12No, not really.
00:59:14This little shit stays in his room all day,
00:59:16and I don't have any other people to go with, you know?
00:59:19I like looking at it.
00:59:20Looking?
00:59:21Yeah.
00:59:22You know, I come down to the marina, sit on the dock,
00:59:24pour myself a drink, and look at her.
00:59:28Jacqueline.
00:59:30Did it clear my head?
00:59:31No, let me dream.
00:59:32Jacqueline, huh?
00:59:33Well, maybe you need to do some other shit to fill your time.
00:59:36Dream other dreams, man.
00:59:37Yeah, sure.
00:59:38Whatever.
00:59:53Hey, this the place up here.
00:59:55I know this dude, man.
00:59:56His name's Hobbs.
00:59:57He gonna look after you.
00:59:58All right, take what's in my pocket, a couple thousand bucks.
01:00:01That'll cover it, right?
01:00:02Yeah, it should be cool.
01:00:04So you sure you're good?
01:00:05Yeah, I got this.
01:00:06All right.
01:00:07Oh, I'm gonna come up front.
01:00:08Get out and walk around.
01:00:09It's OK, I can just climb over.
01:00:11Look, man, I'm gonna get the ride fixed, man.
01:00:13They dropped this bank off at your house along with this dude.
01:00:16It's all good, though, man.
01:00:17You've got the money.
01:00:18I got the money.
01:00:19I got the money.
01:00:20I got the money.
01:00:21It's all good, though, man.
01:00:22You go and get your head right, all right?
01:00:23All right.
01:00:24Listen, thanks for today.
01:00:25I appreciate it.
01:00:26You stop back out to the house, we'll talk.
01:00:28You see?
01:00:29Sure, man.
01:00:30Hey, sorry we didn't get your boat, man.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:32Come on, man.
01:00:33Let's trick this whip, homie.
01:00:52All right.
01:00:53Good as new.
01:00:54You gonna do this thing, or we gots to bounce?
01:00:55Take it easy.
01:00:56Oh!
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01:01:25All right, man.
01:01:26I'm taking you home.
01:01:27It's Franklin, right?
01:01:28Yeah, Franklin.
01:01:29On a credit fraud guy.
01:01:30The home invader.
01:01:31You know what?
01:01:32Call me what you like, man.
01:01:33Yeah, I…
01:01:34No, I mean…
01:01:37Sure.
01:01:38Jimmy, huh, or James?
01:01:39Jimmy.
01:01:40Or just like…
01:01:41Jizzle.
01:01:42Nah, man.
01:01:43I'll just stick with Jimmy, homie.
01:01:45So, uh...
01:01:46what's the deal, man?
01:01:47Huh?
01:01:48You were my old man.
01:01:49I see you at the dealership and someone steals my whip and pop is all like he's been down there to talk to you guys
01:01:55Yo pops did more than talk. What'd he do? Look man, if he ain't tell you I ain't gonna tell you
01:02:00But I lost my fucking job and I thought maybe he can help me find a new one
01:02:03Dude, my dad
01:02:05Aw man!
01:02:06My dad is retired like fully like his only marketable skills are watching TV and daytime drinking man
01:02:13Look, I don't know homie. He seems okay to me shit
01:02:17He saved your ass
01:02:18You saved my ass
01:02:20Well, well, maybe we could together, you know, like maybe we can get shit done we couldn't do separate
01:02:25If it keeps him out of the house, that's cool by me
01:02:28Yeah, well, we'll see. Look, I'm sorry. My dad lost to your job
01:02:40I mean, I'm employmentally challenged at the moment
01:02:47Oh, you got fired dude
01:02:49Dang, that's rough
01:02:51Not fired as such. I didn't get a job
01:02:54I've been there homie. You've been putting them resumes out there, but no one's hiring, huh?
01:02:58No, I uh, I didn't get a job. I've never had a job
01:03:02Yo, so like since we're both unemployed like we could run together, you know
01:03:07Yeah, I think about it homie
01:03:09Or we could just like shoppy, you know, play darts or get our drink on
01:03:15Strip clubs. Come on, dude. I get real crazy
01:03:18Yeah, I got your number shit. I need it man. But uh, hey, you know what man go easy on your pops dog
01:03:23All right. All right church
01:03:25Exactly, man. My brother from another mother
01:03:28I mean, I hope so cuz my mom was kind of skank back in the day. See ya. Yeah, whatever homie. Peace
01:03:35Peace
01:03:42That's like slaying
01:03:44And thanks to popular plebiscite, it's now entirely illegal in our state
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01:04:00Remember, accidents do happen
01:04:02Why not slip and fall into the good life?
01:04:04This is the real American dream
01:04:07Hey, look man, look you were like a son to me
01:04:11Employee of the month. Does that mean nothing to you?
01:04:14Man, the dude had a gun in my hand
01:04:16No loyalty, no integrity
01:04:18You should have taken the bullet
01:04:20My business, my totally legitimate business
01:04:23You are fucked my boy, fucked
01:04:34An upsurge in armed ATM robberies has locals concerned
01:04:40As I find street maps showing pics of you on the toilet
01:04:43A car dealership in Pillbox Hill was destroyed yesterday
01:04:46When a joyrider smashed into the showroom
01:04:49Premium Talks Motorsport has come under investigation for loan scams
01:04:52And high interest rate financing
01:04:54But the owner is sitting in the TV
01:04:56This incident was purely an accident
01:04:58And not a disgruntled customer
01:05:00One man witnessed the carnage
01:05:02As crazy as hell, that dude must have been tweaking
01:05:05I know I am. You got a washing machine I can take apart?
01:05:08Following a spate of robberies and ATM machines across Los Santos
01:05:11The LSPD has issued an official warning
01:05:14Urging citizens to stay alert, afraid and mistrustful of anybody who doesn't look like them
01:05:20Los Santos prominent financial guru and investor Devin Weston
01:05:23Made a typically unexpected move yesterday
01:05:25Just as conventional wisdom is moving out of movies in general
01:05:28And Bible Studios in particular
01:05:30Mr. Weston bought a significant stake in story...
01:05:32Hey, Greg Glenn!
01:05:33Why don't you come over here and let me take care of that for you?
01:05:37Son of legendary founder David Richards
01:05:46Damn, son! Your face looks like a dog's ass!
01:05:49Why you got to make all that racket?
01:05:58Oh, shit...
01:06:29I'm the god of these fucking clouds
01:06:32Hoover up, Todd, they deserve an ounce
01:06:35It's only worth it if you work for it
01:06:38It's only worth it if you work for it
01:06:41I won't stop till they hear me now
01:06:44I won't stop till I wear the crown
01:06:58I won't stop till I wear the crown