BERTO ROMERO ES...'BERTOLIN MANSON' en BuenasNoches y BuenaFuente

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Buenas noches y Buenafuente2​ fue un programa de televisión español emitido en Antena 3, presentado por Andreu Buenafuente y dirigido por el propio Buenafuente y Berto Romero. Contaba con la colaboración de José Corbacho. Se emitía los domingos a las 22:00, y fue estrenado el 15 de abril de 2012. El 18 de mayo del mismo año, la cadena confirmó a los medios su decisión de cancelar el espacio por baja audiencia.3​ El programa se despidió definitivamente de la parrilla el 27 de mayo de 2012.

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00:00Bertolin Manson
00:31Oh my God!
00:34Oh my God, we look like a barber!
00:38Let's see... Hello!
00:40Hello, good evening!
00:42Hello, Andrea, how are you, darling?
00:44How are you? Hello!
00:46Thank you for coming, friends!
00:47Darling, what a tone! I didn't expect this treatment from someone like you!
00:50Sorry, Churri, better Churri! Hello, Churri, how are you?
00:52No, no, no, no, please!
00:54I don't want to say that being a gothic...
00:56Of course, of course, we already have the labels of the noses...
00:59As I'm a black man, I have a face of death and I drink blood, well, that's it...
01:03I have to be a guy without feelings, because I'm very sensitive...
01:06Yes?
01:07I couldn't finish watching Bambi...
01:09No?
01:10I haven't finished Bambi...
01:11Of course, you get emotional when the mother dies, don't you?
01:13Oh my God, I'm going to die as a mother!
01:16I'm going to die as a mother!
01:18No, no, maybe not, maybe not!
01:20I'm going to die as a mother, Bambi!
01:22No, let me...
01:23I'm going to die as a mother!
01:24No, let me, let me...
01:27I'm going to die as a mother!
01:32Ok, ok, yes, yes, it's over, it's over...
01:35No, no, no, Bambi...
01:36There's a lot of deer, it's ok...
01:38I didn't expect you to behave like this, because you're a person...
01:42Are you a person?
01:43Yes...
01:44Ask him...
01:45Of course, of course...
01:46Are you a person?
01:47Yes...
01:48Good, what do you...
01:49Ok, thank you...
01:50What do you eat? Live chickens?
01:52No, no, I...
01:54What was that?
01:55I don't kill chickens...
01:56They're chickens, they're little chickens...
01:58They're little chickens...
01:59And I don't kill them on purpose...
02:01But I love them so much...
02:02So I hug them so hard that I blow them up...
02:04They're little...
02:06And the little neck...
02:07The little neck makes...
02:09Poor guys, they don't have the neck prepared for love...
02:12Marilyn Manson...
02:13Who do you want to fool?
02:14If you have the last name of one of the most sinister murderers in history...
02:19Charles Manson...
02:20Really?
02:21Yes...
02:22I put Manson because of Manson...
02:25What?
02:26Because of Manson...
02:27I thought, since I'm calm, Manson...
02:29In English it sounds better...
02:31I wanted to put Tranquilos...
02:33But I thought, wait, people...
02:35Marilyn Tranquilos, that's like a transvestite's name, right?
02:38Marilyn Tranquilos, how are you?
02:40Yes, yes...
02:41I didn't look for it...
02:42Come on, you're a youngster...
02:44Yes, thank you, finally someone who understands me...
02:47Ok, ok...
02:48Thank you very much...
02:49Thank you...
02:54Chris...
02:55Yes...
02:58His songs...
02:59I'm a man of love...
03:00Yes...
03:03I love you...
03:05His songs are very hard...
03:07What?
03:08His songs...
03:09No, the music, yes, the music is hard...
03:11But if you listen to the lyrics in Spanish, I speak of love, unicorns...
03:15Of plushies, fairies, unicorns...
03:18Really?
03:19With plushies, like a mix and everything...
03:21I just came here today to present my first album in Spanish...
03:24Yes...
03:25What's it called?
03:26Piruletas, margaritas and other very beautiful things...
03:29Yes...
03:30We have it here, it also came out in vinyl...
03:32I'm with my little pony, little pony, little pony...
03:36La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...
03:39It's a galaxy...
03:41Hello handsome...
03:42And what song are you going to force us to listen to?
03:45I'm going to present a song...
03:46If you can bring me a microphone, please, the sound guy...
03:48Yes...
03:49Thank you very much Isaac, I worked with him...
03:51Once he gave me a microphone at a concert that I sang without using my mouth...
03:54I see...
03:57Well...
03:58And what?
03:59He remembers...
04:00It's a song that talks about the most wonderful beings that exist, my pets...
04:06In Spanish?
04:07Yes, of course, if you can withdraw because I'm going to sing...
04:09Yes, yes...
04:10Do you think I'm going to stay here?
04:12Marilyn Manson...
04:13I'm not going to use a lot of stages because I can't move much either...
04:16I see, I see...
04:17But well, I'm here...
04:18As you see it, as you see it...
04:19Thank you, thank you...
04:20Come on, what a pity, you must have had a headache...
04:22Come on, go ahead...
04:23Go, go, go, go...
04:24Come on...
04:55I bought a dog with soft little ears
04:59In his belly I gave him a thousand caresses
05:02One day a Chinese man took me to his bar
05:05He served me with rice, three delights
05:09With the most short ones I'm going to take care of his eggs
05:15He gets all of them very soon, the nuts
05:21They are small, tender and lively
05:23But they all end up in the bag
05:34My little pig became a sausage
05:37With my little sheep he became a sweater
05:41Then my pony committed suicide
05:44And the king shot my elephant
05:47With the most short ones I'm going to take care of his luck
05:54He gets all of them very soon, the nuts
06:00They are small, tender and lively
06:03But they all end up in the bag
06:09I'm done with you, fuckers!
06:18I'm done with you, fuckers!
06:26I'm done with you, fuckers!
06:28I'm done with you, fuckers!