Buenas noches y Buenafuente2 fue un programa de televisión español emitido en Antena 3, presentado por Andreu Buenafuente y dirigido por el propio Buenafuente y Berto Romero. Contaba con la colaboración de José Corbacho. Se emitía los domingos a las 22:00, y fue estrenado el 15 de abril de 2012. El 18 de mayo del mismo año, la cadena confirmó a los medios su decisión de cancelar el espacio por baja audiencia.3 El programa se despidió definitivamente de la parrilla el 27 de mayo de 2012.
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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:17Good evening, friends of Black and White in capital letters.
00:21Is there life beyond death?
00:23And if there is, are there ponds?
00:26And if there isn't, what do you say?
00:28And if there isn't, well, how many boxes can you fit in?
00:32There are many issues that hit the unknown.
00:35Today we're going to talk to someone who can communicate with the beyond.
00:39He's a medium, and he's here with us.
00:41His name is Juan, but he prefers to be called Juan and Medium.
00:45Good evening, sir. Juan and Medium. How are you?
00:51I don't want to...
00:53I don't want to go overboard.
00:55I don't want to go overboard.
00:57You look a lot like Jack Sparrow.
01:02This is...
01:04I don't know...
01:05This is...
01:06I don't know who you're talking about, because we're in the 70s, but if you think...
01:10Yes, clear your voice, if you want.
01:12Ah, it's like that?
01:13Yes, yes.
01:14Good, good. Perfect.
01:15Anyway, thank you. Good evening.
01:18Chichi.
01:20Chichi.
01:22How do you know...
01:23Good evening. Chichi.
01:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:25How do you know that they called me Chichi as a child?
01:28The spirit of an ancestor told me.
01:30He always accompanies you.
01:32Really?
01:33And he's here with us?
01:34Fuck, don't fuck with me, this scares me a lot.
01:36No, no, no.
01:37Don't fuck with me, these things scare me.
01:40But...
01:41No, don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me.
01:43Don't play with this, don't play with this.
01:45Well, let's see, let's see.
01:47You're dedicated to contacting the spirits, right?
01:50Yes, but...
01:51I always come to the office and they leave me messages in the fridge.
01:57Buy bread, pay the gas, tell my Paki that under a blanket there is money.
02:03This kind of things.
02:04This kind of things.
02:05Could you do a little demonstration here in Gravadísimo of your powers, Mr. Juan y Medium?
02:09Yes, of course.
02:10I'm going to do a session of what we call automatic writing.
02:14Automatic writing. Let's see it.
02:16Ah.
02:17He doesn't even ask me what it is, he just wants to see it.
02:20Well, what is automatic writing?
02:22I take out this package of sheets and a marker and a spirit gets inside me.
02:30And I write the answers through it.
02:33Do I ask him?
02:34What?
02:37Let's see, if I ask the spirit, he asks you, how are you doing?
02:41What do I do?
02:42I don't know, once I'm in trance, I don't know.
02:45But, well, let's try.
02:49Is it the first time you do it?
02:50No.
02:51What happens is that the spirit also takes its time to get inside me.
02:54It has to look for the hole.
03:01Attention, this is the most delicate moment.
03:03It seems that it has already entered.
03:09It sounds like a fax.
03:12It sounds like a fax.
03:14We have read something like that in the magazine Hyens, the fax.
03:19I have taken out a moment of my spirit to explain it to him.
03:22If he doesn't ask anything, this goes automatically.
03:24That's why...
03:25Ah, well, and the invoice is being spent.
03:30Hello, who is it?
03:31Who is it?
03:33It's me, he tells us.
03:36What do you come to me for?
03:38What do you come to me for?
03:40He tells us.
03:42What do you come to me for?
03:46To you, to you.
03:49To you, it's too late, it's too late.
03:54Why?
03:56Why?
03:57Because now it's me who can be without you.
04:01That's why I sell and forget the body.
04:07Please.
04:08Juan, Juan, Juan.
04:13Juan, this doesn't work.
04:15Is there another way to contact the spirits?
04:18If you want, I can contact the balls.
04:20Man, you don't have to get angry.
04:22I think I'm speaking to you well.
04:24No, no, no.
04:25I'm not angry.
04:26I'm talking about the balls.
04:27Ah, with the balls.
04:28I can communicate with the balls.
04:30With these balls?
04:31Yes.
04:32Inside them live a couple of cats.
04:35Let's try to contact the spirit.
04:37It's going to seem ridiculous to you,
04:39but in 2011 there will be a guy all night
04:41earning his living with this.
04:44And the saint.
04:45It seems that there are interferences.
04:47I see like a snow.
04:50Hello, good evening.
04:52I call you from Morty Star.
04:54Would you be interested in the price for eternity?
04:56Now with free calls between provincials and beyond.
04:59No, unless you offer me the iBall,
05:02I won't change.
05:04Cactoplasms, too.
05:10Mr. Orjón and Medium,
05:12time is running out.
05:14Could you contact someone from this house?
05:19Sorry, I thought it was a spirit and it was gas.
05:27Someone from this Spanish television house
05:29who has passed away.
05:30Someone from this Spanish television house
05:32who has passed away.
05:33Yes.
05:34Oh, spirit, spirit.
05:36Oh, spirit, spirit.
05:38Oh, manifest yourself.
05:40Oh...
05:41What?
05:43Tell me, tell me.
05:44Yes, I'm listening.
05:45Tell me.
05:46He says he doesn't manifest himself.
05:47Ah.
05:48Otherwise, the police officers will come
05:49and beat him up.
05:50No.
05:51Who is he talking to?
05:56I can't hear him.
05:57What's your name?
05:58A guy called Chankete.
06:00What did he say?
06:01Come a little closer.
06:02I can't hear him.
06:03He doesn't want to come closer.
06:04He says they won't move him.
06:05Well.
06:06Well, another spirit.
06:07Let's leave that one.
06:08Another spirit.
06:09It will be for spirits, right?
06:10Let's see.
06:18Oh, hello, handsome.
06:19Who are you?
06:20What?
06:21Oh, give me your paw, handsome.
06:23Who is it?
06:24Lassie.
06:26The bitch?
06:27Yes, the bitch.
06:28But the bitch Lassie is dead.
06:29Yes, she died.
06:30It is seen that she wanted to lick her genitals,
06:31but bending her back to the wrong side,
06:33to the other side.
06:34And I said, hey, hey, what are you doing?
06:36Hey, hey, hey.
06:37Hey, hey, hey.
06:38Oh, oh, oh, Lassie.
06:39Oh, oh, oh.
06:40What are you doing?
06:41What are you doing?
06:42Look how the bitch comes.
06:43But what are you saying?
06:44But there is no bitch.
06:45There is no one.
06:46No, no.
06:51She has it there.
06:53She has it there.
06:54There is no one.
06:55She has it behind.
06:56Look, there is no one.
06:57What are you saying?
06:58What are you saying?
06:59You have it, José María.
07:00I'm going to get rid of it,
07:01with a ghost hunting machine,
07:03of my invention.
07:05Well.
07:21Stop.
07:23Stop.
07:24Are you crazy?
07:25Stop.
07:28Stop.
07:30Stop.
07:35Are you an idiot?
07:40Do you know how many hours I spend at the hairdresser's?
07:44To order all this hair?
07:47It was supposed,
07:48it was supposed that you had to suck.
07:50I had to suck.
07:51I had to suck.
07:52You think I would have said that sentence, right?
07:57I have to talk seriously with this production team.
07:59There is not a single character,
08:01that's how we call them,
08:02that is coherent and that is at his best.
08:04You are a fraud,
08:05like everyone who has been here.
08:07Yes, yes, yes.
08:10And don't eat vegetables,
08:11man, it gives gas.
08:13Please leave the set.
08:15If you don't mind,
08:16I'll do it through the machine.
08:17What machine?
08:18What machine?
08:19I plug it in
08:21and the machine will expel me.
08:23It will expel you?
08:24Does it matter that it expels me?
08:25You press the button and I...
08:28I can't participate in this...
08:30You will be shot out of your life.
08:37What do I do?
08:41Well, ladies and gentlemen,
08:42I apologize.
08:43Tomorrow we'll be back at six.
08:46We're flying.
08:47Yes, yes, of course, of course.
08:50Thank you very much.