Juan's (Sef Cadayona) viral video gives him the opportunity to go to America and be featured on an international show where he gives a special shoutout to his dream girl, Marie (Max Collins).
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00:012 Nights
00:13Hey, artista.
00:16Artista?
00:17You're an artista now?
00:18Nope.
00:21Oh, and don't line it up.
00:25It's not miracle powder anymore.
00:27My birthday is still far away.
00:30Please?
00:34Thank you, you're cute.
00:36Huh?
00:39I said, the rapper is cute.
00:44Welcome.
00:46So, how's the superstar?
00:49I'm not that.
00:53You're the superstar of my life.
00:56Shut up!
00:59Sorry, what were you saying?
01:02Huh?
01:03Bless you.
01:04I said, I'm worried about your boss' ruling.
01:11I'm going to pass a law that prohibits the playing of catch-the-kwaba.
01:15Filipinos should not wake up like Wandi.
01:19So, is this a curse?
01:21Huh?
01:22Hey, no, no, no.
01:25I'm just being thoughtful.
01:27Sometimes, I get carried away.
01:29That's why I passed it to you.
01:31No offense, Juan, but I agree with Senator Iggy.
01:35Huh?
01:36The game really promotes laziness.
01:38Even my siblings are addicted to being lazy.
01:46Why are you laughing?
01:47Don't you get the principle of the game?
01:50Wait a minute.
01:51What don't I get?
01:52It's about patience.
01:54While you're having a hard time waiting,
01:57it's better to have success.
02:01Wouldn't it be better if you apply that in real life?
02:06That's why.
02:07Why?
02:09Don't you get it?
02:12No.
02:14Just like my bitter courtesy to you.
02:21Marie.
02:23No matter when,
02:26I'm not tired of following you
02:30or anything.
02:33I've been patient with everything
02:36so that you can notice me.
02:50And...
02:53I'm sorry, Juan,
02:55but the Senate is asking for a bill
02:58and I can't do anything about it.
03:01The Senate?
03:03I don't care.
03:04I don't care if they ask for a thousand more bills.
03:08As long as they don't stop
03:12my love for you.
03:14Jerry.
03:17Jerry.
03:21Sorry, sorry.
03:24Sorry, Juan.
03:25I really need to go inside.
03:30I think I have an allergy.
03:32You can go first.
03:45Popol.
03:47I'm in a ching zone.
03:51After confessing to her,
03:53I feel like I'm in a ching zone.
03:56What does that mean?
03:58Does that mean she gave me a blessing?
04:02Or did she fire me?
04:06Gwapol.
04:08Hey, what is it?
04:10Show yourself.
04:12I need a best friend like that.
04:15Marie.
04:17Hi, handsome boy.
04:18How are you, boy?
04:20I'm fine.
04:22Have you been there?
04:24A little.
04:25What are you mumbling about?
04:28Marie.
04:30Marie again?
04:32Can you please be quiet?
04:34I have good news for you.
04:38What is it?
04:41What is it?
04:42Brother.
04:43Are we going to watch a TV series marathon?
04:46Watch it.
04:48Oh.
04:49The Phenomenal Guava Game app should be banned for the following reasons.
04:53First, it promotes laziness.
04:56It hinders our nation building.
05:00Second, it pushes the people away from their families.
05:03The basic blocks of our society.
05:06If people don't talk to each other in one house,
05:09we will have a social dilemma.
05:12Senator Imperial,
05:14don't be stingy.
05:16Everyone loves the game.
05:20In fact, Senator,
05:22most of the lawmakers in this institution
05:25are experiencing addiction to this gaming application
05:29that allows people inner relaxation and rejuvenation.
05:34For your information,
05:361D Magbounce Game is now tagged as the thief of time.
05:42This geniusly crafted innovation
05:44looks like procrastination at first glance.
05:48But if you will conduct keen observation,
05:52you will conclude that it promotes propagation.
05:56Oh my golly, I'm sorry.
05:58I miss one guava.
06:01Senator Imperial,
06:03they have a point.
06:04I miss one point.
06:05Life is a waste.
06:09Do you have any counter argument?
06:14No.
06:23Oh my God.
06:30Thank you, Senator.
06:32Hashtag, super power.
06:45Mom! Mom!
06:46Mom!
06:47Oh my gosh!
06:48Oh my goodness!
06:50Someone's calling, son!
06:51Someone's calling!
06:52Who's calling?
06:53The one on TV.
06:55Arnold Clavio?
06:56No!
06:57Is this really Arnold Clavio?
06:58No!
06:59It's Ellen!
07:00Ellen wants you to go to America!
07:04Go to America, son!
07:06Go to America!
07:09Ellen's calling!
07:12This is so funny.
07:15It's so pitiful.
07:17He just got a plane ticket.
07:22Oh my God, Daddy.
07:23I don't think he can get a visa.
07:28I have good news for you.
07:29Okay, you go first.
07:30No, no, no.
07:31You go first.
07:32No, you go first.
07:33Ladies first.
07:34You go first.
07:35Okay.
07:36You don't have to worry anymore
07:38because the anti-Golden Guava Game bill has already been trashed.
07:43That's final.
07:44Yes.
07:46Yes!
07:47Yes!
07:48Yes!
07:49Senator Iggy wants the bill to be trashed.
07:56What about you?
07:57What's your good news?
07:59Ah,
08:01Ellen the General called us.
08:04She said we're going to be guests on her show.
08:07That's wonderful!
08:08Congratulations, Juan!
08:11I'm so happy for you.
08:29I'm so proud of you, Juan.
08:31Really?
08:37You're overreacting.
08:40I'm just trying.
08:43Oh, wait.
08:44When I get there,
08:45make a list of everything you want me to buy for you.
08:50Everything.
08:51Chocolate, clothes, everything.
08:53Really?
08:54Yes.
08:55This is the best part.
08:57I'm even going to have Ellen sign it for you.
09:01Really?
09:02You're a superstar now.
09:04You know what?
09:05I'm not a superstar.
09:08I'm a super girl.
09:11Super girl.
09:17By the way,
09:19we're finally back home.
09:21We already paid the mortgage.
09:24Dad already sent the money,
09:26so we can go home now.
09:29That's wonderful.
09:30It's raining blessings.
09:33Yes.
09:34Of course.
09:36Thank you to the Lord
09:38and to our supporters.
09:42Thank you to them and
09:46thank you.
10:01I love you.
10:07I love you.
10:31Why is it so loud in here?
10:36Why is it so loud in here?
10:40I don't know.
10:53Marie,
10:54go inside.
10:55Don't go out.
11:00Don't go out.
11:13It's nothing more than...
11:14It's nothing more than...
11:31Congratulations, Ms. Shoni.
11:33Welcome back to your home.
11:37It's really...
11:39It's really nice to be back
11:42in our new home,
11:45sweet home.
11:48You're so good at English.
12:01Hi.
12:03I just want to tell you that
12:05if I want to build a house,
12:08just call me,
12:10Sheriff
12:12Omar
12:13Sheriff.
12:16Sweetie,
12:18this is the key
12:19to my heart.
12:22I love you.
12:24I love you.
12:26I love you.
12:28I love you.
12:30I love you.
12:32Bye.
12:34Call me.
12:42Juan,
12:44you're so handsome.
12:48Meow.
12:50Meow.
12:52He said I'm handsome.
12:54Handsome.
12:55I caught him earlier.
12:57Juan, what's wrong with you?
12:59It's just a scratch.
13:01Wait a minute.
13:02Your clothes are a waste.
13:04I'll take care of it.
13:12You can do it, Juan.
13:18You're so good, son.
13:20Well,
13:22let's eat everything we prepared
13:24before we go inside.
13:35Congrats, Juan.
13:59I just want to tell you that
14:00if I want to build a house,
14:01just call me, Sheriff.
14:02Sheriff.
14:03I love you.
14:04I love you.
14:05I love you.
14:06I love you.
14:07I love you.
14:08I love you.
14:09I love you.
14:10I love you.
14:11I love you.
14:12I love you.
14:13I love you.
14:14I love you.
14:15I love you.
14:16I love you.
14:17I love you.
14:18I love you.
14:19I love you.
14:20I love you.
14:21I love you.
14:22I love you.
14:23I love you.
14:24I love you.
14:25I love you.
14:26I love you.
14:27I love you.
14:29Thank you, Lord, for the blessing.
14:31You played me before.
14:33I used to go to New York.
14:36Wow.
14:37Now, it's really the States.
14:39Oh my, it's so funny.
14:41It's so amazing.
14:42Hello.
14:43Hi.
14:44Hi.
14:45It's nice you to meet me, huh?
14:47This is the concrete of the jungle
14:49where dreams are made of.
14:51This is the life,
14:52the serving of Shawnee.
14:54Hello.
14:55How is you?
14:56Hello.
14:57How is you?
14:58Hi.
15:03Where's Juan?
15:04Juan.
15:05Juan.
15:11Oh my ghost.
15:13It's a good thing I jogged
15:15but I can't see you.
15:17What's with you, John?
15:19John?
15:20Of course, we're at the beach.
15:21That's why it's John, right?
15:23Anyway,
15:24why are you still so lazy
15:26to come all the way here?
15:29I only rest here once in a while
15:30on an imported tree.
15:32So,
15:33after this crabapple tree,
15:35I go to the oak tree
15:37and then to the birch tree.
15:38It's just once in a while.
15:39Let's take a selfie.
15:41Ew, ew, ew.
15:42Don't call me nice.
15:43Call me mom.
15:45Or you can call me
15:47modra.
15:50Modra?
15:51Don't you feel hot
15:52because of your clothes?
15:54No.
15:55There's no snow.
15:56It's summer in New York.
15:58Son,
15:59don't break the tree.
16:00Okay.
16:01I'm happy for you,
16:02Modra.
16:03Aww.
16:04Thanks, son.
16:05Anyway,
16:06let's go.
16:07Because
16:08we need to prepare
16:09for your interview.
16:11Let's go shopping.
16:12Come on.
16:13Okay.
16:14Let's go.
16:15Let's go.
16:16Let's go.
16:17Let's go.
16:23Wow.
16:24Wow.
16:25Excuse me.
16:26Do I have sukat here?
16:27Sukat?
16:28Sukat?
16:29What?
16:30I don't understand this.
16:31Son,
16:32do you think this will look good on me?
16:33Look.
16:34Will your mom look good in this?
16:35Hmm?
16:36Ah,
16:37it will be white
16:38because these shoes
16:39are already dirty.
16:44Even if expensive,
16:45I'll buy this.
16:47Okay.
16:48Okay.
16:49Okay.
16:50Okay.
16:52Wow.
16:53That looks good.
16:54One, two, three.
16:55Yeah.
16:58Love me,
16:59love my husband.
17:00You know what, mom?
17:01Yes, son?
17:02My dream
17:04is to perform
17:05on Broadway.
17:07Bro,
17:08what will you do?
17:09Just lie down?
17:10Two hours?
17:11You're lucky.
17:12Why?
17:13I can force myself
17:14to lie down.
17:17Son,
17:18are you ready for the interview?
17:20Are you prepared?
17:22Son,
17:23always remember
17:24what you study.
17:25Remember the
17:26prosound initiation.
17:28I'll practice that.
17:29Go ahead.
17:35You know what, son?
17:36I'm sure
17:38you will make
17:39all the Filipinos
17:40proud.
17:50Woo!
17:51Woo!
17:58All right.
17:59Welcome to
18:00The Ellen Show.
18:01And this is a very
18:02special episode
18:03because today
18:04we will be having
18:05the golden guava boy
18:07from the Philippines.
18:09Let's welcome
18:10Juan D. Macbango.
18:13Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:15Woo!
18:16Woo!
18:18Woo!
18:20Welcome.
18:23It's so nice
18:24to finally meet you.
18:26Oh, look.
18:27Do you have an interpreter?
18:29He's from the circus
18:30in Manila.
18:31No, he's not my pet
18:32and not my interpreter.
18:34He's my best friend,
18:35Myong.
18:36Myong is your name.
18:37All right, welcome
18:38and have a seat.
18:39Have a seat.
18:40Have a seat, guys.
18:42Welcome.
18:47You seem to like
18:48the sofa a lot.
18:49Yes.
18:50It's very comfortable, right?
18:52It's nice.
18:53Oh, wait.
18:54No, no, no.
18:55Before you sleep,
18:56you gotta tell me
18:57your story first.
18:58Hello!
18:59Hi!
19:00Hello!
19:01So, tell me, Juan.
19:02Tell me about your story.
19:04What happened before
19:05the viral video
19:06under the guava tree?
19:07My father is OFW.
19:09So, me and my mother
19:12tried to find
19:13different ways
19:14to make money.
19:15All right.
19:16So, that's when
19:17the guavas came in, huh?
19:18Yes.
19:19So, we tried everything
19:21until finally,
19:22I found the answer
19:23to my problem.
19:24That's the guava.
19:25Exactly.
19:26So, what I did is,
19:28I harvested bayabas.
19:30Eh, este.
19:31Sorry.
19:32I'm very Filipino.
19:33I harvested guavas.
19:34Is that what boyobo?
19:35Boyobo?
19:37Boyobo.
19:38Boyobo?
19:39Boyobo?
19:41Boyobo?
19:43Guavas.
19:44You see my mouth?
19:45Ah, yes, yes.
19:46I saw the video.
19:47Of course.
19:48Guapol and Myong
19:49also helped me in my life.
19:51So, who's Guapol?
19:52Guapol is this half creature.
19:55He's kind of like half...
19:57Ah, what he's trying to say, Alan,
19:59is he wants fresh apples
20:01from USA.
20:03Well, then, why didn't you say so?
20:05Of course, we can give you
20:06fresh apples.
20:07But aside from that,
20:08because you are
20:09an incredible and talented boy,
20:11I am giving you
20:13special gifts
20:14that you can bring home
20:15to the Philippines.
20:16Follow me!
20:19USA!
20:20USA!
20:21USA!
20:22USA!
20:23USA!
20:27Do you like them?
20:28Yes, I like them.
20:30And here's a special request.
20:32You got apples, too.
20:39I also have a gift for you.
20:42It's guava jam.
20:44Ah, thanks.
20:46It's a specialty of my mother,
20:47Este Mudra.
20:49There's my Mudra right there!
20:50There's my Mudra!
20:52Alan, you're the best!
20:53You're the best!
20:55Oh, daddy.
20:56Look at him.
20:58Oh, jeez!
20:59Look at what he's doing.
21:01He's crazy!
21:03Excuse me,
21:04because he just went to another country.
21:06Look at his face.
21:07He's so sad.
21:11He's crazy!
21:12He's crazy!
21:14He's crazy!
21:15And he's wearing a wardrobe?
21:16This is how senators look
21:19when they're together.
21:24Yes, yes.
21:26Alan, you are so sweet!
21:29Yes!
21:30All right!
21:31You're the best!
21:32You're the best!
21:33You look so important.
21:34You look like Lo in the dye.
21:35Really?
21:36And you look like,
21:38I don't know,
21:39what is this she's wearing?
21:41It's her home.
21:43This is a Filipina custom and tradition.
21:47Alright, now I understand that your father and your husband is an overseas worker.
21:52I miss my husband so much.
21:54Because you do miss your husband,
21:56we arranged a very special reunion for you guys here on The Ellen Show.
22:00That's why I...
22:01Father's here?
22:02Yes, Mr. Magbango.
22:03Hello, sir.
22:04Esther.
22:05Hello, George.
22:06Welcome to The Ellen Show.
22:08Uncle.
22:09Hi, uncle.
22:10Hello, Miss Ellen.
22:12Hello, hello, George. Welcome.
22:14Dad! Dad!
22:16You look so handsome when the TV is on, right?
22:18When I was younger, it wasn't like that.
22:20Uncle.
22:21Where are you guys?
22:23Dad, I'm here.
22:25He's right here, George.
22:26We miss you so much. Come back home, quickly.
22:29Anyway, George, do you have a special message for your incredible boy, Juan?
22:35Son, I'm very proud of you.
22:39Keep it up.
22:42I love you, Tai.
22:44I love you, uncle.
22:46I love you, Puto Bongbong.
22:48Love you.
22:49You guys are so sweet. That's so sweet.
22:51Now, because, you know, you guys are very special to him,
22:55and he does go around the world to work for you guys,
22:59I have decided to give you, George, a special gift.
23:03You are receiving $20,000 from The Ellen Show!
23:08$20,000!
23:12$20,000!
23:17All right, George.
23:18Thank you very much, Ellen.
23:20You know, I'm a big fan of yours.
23:24Say bye.
23:25Bye!
23:26Bye!
23:27Bye, uncle.
23:28Bye.
23:29I'm overwhelmed.
23:31Okay, so, are you ready for a game, Juan? Because I'm excited.
23:35Me?
23:36Yes!
23:37Sure, sure.
23:38Okay, so, this is the mechanic. Stand up with me.
23:41Uh-huh.
23:42Okay, you got to lie down.
23:43Lie down.
23:44And then I'm going to throw some apples at you,
23:47and you have to catch them using your mouth, just like in the video.
23:50Are you ready?
23:51Clear.
23:52Yes.
23:53All right.
23:54Juan, are you ready?
23:55Yes.
23:56One, two, three.
24:02And here comes three.
24:08I can also do that.
24:10Oh, no, never mind. All right, Juan is awesome.
24:12Come on, give him a round of applause, everybody.
24:17Ellen, is it my turn?
24:18No, it's not your turn. Sit down.
24:20All right, stand up, Juan.
24:21Oh, okay.
24:22Stand up, because I have another question for you.
24:25Yes.
24:26A lot of people have been sending me messages saying that you are lazy.
24:32What can you say about that?
24:34Oh, that's a pretty, pretty big misconception.
24:38Uh-huh.
24:39So, to all the viewers, Ellen, and to my fans back in the Philippines, I'm not lazy.
24:46Uh-huh.
24:47I'm just really, really patient.
24:48Uh-huh.
24:49And I'm waiting for the right things to come along, like Marie.
25:00Hi, Marie.
25:01All right.
25:02What is this? Is this a game?
25:04Oh, yes.
25:05It's a new game. It's a new game.
25:09It's a new game. It's a new game.
25:11Hey, Ms. Marie Binati.
25:13Juan is really my idol.
25:16I'm so jealous. He's already in the States, and he has dollars.
25:20When Juan comes back, I'll tell him that he has fans here.
25:24No, Juan doesn't have fans here.
25:27Isn't it embarrassing?
25:28We're exporting laziness to the whole world.
25:31But, sir, that's an achievement.
25:33And it's international.
25:35Marie, didn't you get really mad at Juan before?
25:38Why now?
25:39It's like you're trying to stop him.
25:41What's the big deal?
25:43Well, sir, he just said that he's not lazy.
25:47He's just patient.
25:50Throw it away.
25:51Sir...
25:52Throw it.
25:59Throw it away!
26:05Throw it away.
26:10Throw it!
26:11What are you doing?
26:12What are you doing?
26:13Throw it away.
26:14No, I don't want to throw it away.
26:16You're so mean.
26:17Throw it.
26:18Myung, why don't you help Mudra, Shioni, distribute the guava jam to our audience?
26:27Come on.
26:28This is coming from John.
26:30What's your name again?
26:32Because he is saying something.
26:34Myung.
26:35Come on, Myung.
26:36No, it's not Myung.
26:37It's Myung.
26:38Yeah, Myung.
26:39That's it.
26:40Myung.
26:41Myung?
26:42Myung.
26:43Myung.
26:44No, not like hip hop.
26:45Myung.
26:46Myung?
26:47Let's give this to the audience, everybody.
26:49Let's give away the guava jam to our audience members.
26:53This is for the old jam.
26:55All right.
26:56Here you go.
27:00Hey, Mudra, Shioni, I have something for you guys.
27:02This is for you both.
27:04Special GCs.
27:06Oh, thank you.
27:11Myung.
27:12Welcome.
27:13One more.
27:14Congratulations.
27:15These are additional gifts from our show.
27:16We really enjoyed you.
27:18Oh.
27:20You really enjoyed me?
27:21Wow.
27:22I'm so proud of you, son.
27:24Excuse me.
27:25Are we going home already?
27:31Can we guest in Orfra?
27:34No, ma'am.
27:36Excuse me, ma'am.
27:37I have to go.
27:38Enjoy.
27:41Thank you for enjoying me.
27:44Mom.
27:45This is a lot.
27:47You guys are so generous.
27:49I can't believe how much we got.
27:56Just you?
27:57This?
27:58This is all I have.
28:00That's all you have?
28:02What?
28:03Let's split it.
28:04Let's split it.
28:05Let's split it.
28:07No, bro.
28:08I'm just giving it to you.
28:10No.
28:11Let's split it.
28:13I have something for you.
28:16Here.
28:18Wait, bro.
28:20I don't know why I'm here.
28:23I have an interview.
28:25What?
28:26What interview?
28:27I just saw you and Ellen.
28:29You were laughing.
28:32It's just her, bro.
28:33You're the only one they want to see.
28:35I don't know why I'm here.
28:37Don't think like that.
28:40Here's the thing.
28:42What we're thinking is
28:44to experience this beautiful...
28:47Oh, no.
28:49See?
28:51Smile.
28:53There.
28:54You're so handsome.
28:55You know who's more handsome?
28:57The tall one.
28:59When you wear this,
29:01try it.
29:02Wear this.
29:04Wear this.
29:05It's beautiful.
29:08Wear this.
29:09Why?
29:10You want me to wear everything?
29:12So we don't have baggage.
29:14We won't overweight.
29:15See?
29:16Wear it.
29:17It's beautiful.
29:31I'm not saying that
29:33our relationship is beautiful.
29:34I don't...
29:39I don't...
29:40I don't...
29:59Wait, wait.
30:01Juan, I'm Erika...
30:04beautiful.
30:09The president of Juan P. Mabangon Dance Club!
30:17You brought all of this?
30:18Yes.
30:19Anything for you.
30:20You're so kind.
30:21Oh, wow!
30:26Auntie, are you okay?
30:29Are you happy that Juan is here to support you?
30:32Yes!
30:34Juan!
30:35Juan!
30:36Juan!
30:37Hello, Miong.
30:38Anika.
30:39Hi.
30:40Why is it only Juan?
30:41It should be Miong Juan Punch Club.
30:42Are you a love team?
30:43You only have Jeff.
30:44Hey, let's take a picture first.
30:45Auntie!
30:46Auntie!
30:47Let's take a picture.
30:48Let's take a picture!
30:49Auntie!
30:50Anika.
30:51Anika!
30:52My God, Juan!
30:53Juan!
30:54Juan!
30:55Juan!
30:56Juan!
30:57Juan!
30:58Juan!
30:59Juan!
31:00Juan!
31:01Juan!
31:02Juan!
31:03Hey, let's take a picture, a video, so we can have a greeting like that.
31:06Welcome back, Juan!
31:21Wait!
31:25One more! Who's holding hands?
31:26I'm holding hands.
31:271, 2, 3!
31:33His staff is so cool, idol!
31:37He's so smart, he's not just autographing, he's also taking photos,
31:42at the same time, he's so cool!
31:48Of course, multi-tasking.
31:50For Second Amigo!
31:55Okay.
31:56Listen to me, okay?
31:59Maintain the support for my son, Juan, okay?
32:05Is that okay?
32:06Yes!
32:08And also, follow him on his social networking, okay?
32:13And also, his games on the App Store,
32:17please buy his games there, okay?
32:20Okay!
32:22Okay, Juanatics, we will support our Juan and Oli!
32:28Juan and Oli!
32:32And I will dance and cheer for him!
32:44Let's go, ma'am!
32:46Wait!
32:49You're not allowed to dance!
32:53What's your problem?
32:54He's getting confused, sir.
32:56I don't know, I was just dancing and cheering.
32:58When did dancing and cheering become a violation of the law?
33:00Please explain!
33:02You don't have an explanation?
33:03Okay, I'll tell you something.
33:05I'm leaving, sir.
33:06Okay, sir.
33:12OMG, you're so good!
33:14How did you mistake him?
33:16What's your name again?
33:18Miong.
33:19Miong?
33:20Miong!
33:21You're the inventor of Catch the Golden Guava Game, right?
33:30You're not mistaken.
33:31It's me.
33:32You're so good!
33:33You know, we love you so much!
33:35We love you so much!
33:39Miong, I have a favor.
33:40Just a small favor.
33:41If it's okay with you.
33:42Oh, that's why.
33:44Miong, at your service.
33:46Is it okay if you be our bridge to Juan?
33:51So we can be close to him.
33:53No way.
33:55Please?
33:56Let's be close to him.
33:57Please?
33:58Please?
33:59Please?
34:00Please?
34:01Please?
34:02Bridge?
34:03Yes!
34:04Chicken?
34:05Yes!
34:10Hey, just eat.
34:12I cooked a lot.
34:14It's all yours.
34:15Because take-out is prohibited.
34:17Just eat.
34:20I have a story.
34:21When I was in the States,
34:23I met a lot of people.
34:26They're so beautiful.
34:28They said,
34:29this is the sexiest guy.
34:30Captain!
34:31Hey, why?
34:32Did you run out of cordon bleu?
34:34No, that's not what I meant.
34:36Captain,
34:37there's something wrong with what you wrote.
34:40Really?
34:43Yes.
34:45It's not enough.
34:46It should be,
34:47Welcome Homes.
34:49Because there are two of you, right?
34:52If there are two of us,
34:53why does it have to be cordon bleu?
34:55No, Captain.
34:57It's yours.
35:02Excuse me.
35:05Miong, excuse me.
35:13It's okay now.
35:14Thank you, Captain.
35:16It's okay.
35:17I'm going home.
35:18Mommy G is calling.
35:19Huh?
35:20You're going home?
35:21Yes, bro.
35:23Why didn't you just text Mommy G
35:25and tell her to come here?
35:27Captain.
35:30Juan.
35:31Come here.
35:32Let's give our greetings.
35:36What?
35:37Let's give our greetings.
35:40Are you excited?
35:42Help me, son.
35:44Give this to Lutlut.
35:46Wait.
35:47Give this to Captain first.
35:49Thank you, Juan.
35:51Here, Mrs. Woodring.
35:55You're so nice, Mrs. Shawnee.
35:57That's why you're being treated well.
36:01Of course.
36:02I'm not like our neighbor.
36:04She's so annoying.
36:07Mommy, can you please
36:10Mommy, can't you just be happy for them?
36:12Oh, dear.
36:14I'm sure they're jealous
36:16of our new stuff.
36:20Mommy, last week we had
36:22new stuff, right?
36:24And now, we have more.
36:26Where did you get this?
36:28Give this to your daddy, okay?
36:32Mom.
36:33What?
36:34Can't you hear me?
36:35It's okay now.
36:36Am I making you hear me?
36:38Is this heaven?
36:40You're so unguilty.
36:42You're so annoying.
36:44You're so nosy.
36:48I have to go.
36:50I'm going to get my medicine.
36:52I'm really having a headache.
36:54I'm going to kill them.
37:08Look at this, son.
37:10It's so beautiful.
37:12And your fans are so pretty.
37:14Look at your fan girls.
37:16They're so beautiful.
37:18They're more beautiful
37:20than our neighbor.
37:24What?
37:26You don't have to shout.
37:28Wait, why?
37:29Is my voice loud?
37:30Tell me.
37:31Is there something wrong with my voice?
37:33Hi, Juan!
37:35Come here.
37:38Good evening, auntie.
37:40What's good about the evening?
37:43OMG, Juan.
37:45You have to try this cake.
37:47It's so yum-yum.
37:49Wait, I'll just get the door.
37:51Here.
37:52Wait, let's open it.
37:54Ta-da!
37:58Wow!
38:00It's so sweet.
38:02You're so sweet to my son.
38:04Of course, auntie.
38:06And you two
38:08look so good together.
38:10Yes.
38:12Aww.
38:14It's so yum-yum.
38:16Aww.
38:18What?
38:20Nothing.
38:32Surprise!
38:35Party for two.
38:37For two of us.
38:39I will do anything for you.
38:41Awww.
38:43Tol, what can I do
38:45if your brother is gay?
38:47You're right.
38:49You're so useless.
38:51You're a sidekick.
38:53You're a sidekick.
38:57Now you're famous.
38:59You don't have friends anymore.
39:01Our bonding is solid.
39:03Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
39:07Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
39:09Click and subscribe now.
39:13You know.
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