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00:00:30I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm
00:01:00going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you
00:01:30out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going
00:02:01Eddie you look pretty scary. Hey Eddie remember those Sigma Phi Shake? There you go little
00:02:17brother now remember that's a secret. Here you go Eddie keep the change and buy yourself
00:02:23a new mask.
00:02:28Oh, we're so glad you came.
00:02:55Hey Eddie, how's it going?
00:03:13Well, you have a good night.
00:03:18Oh, by the way, Eddie, nice mask.
00:03:23Looks real scary.
00:03:34Welcome to the house of horror.
00:03:46Oh, we're so glad you came.
00:03:53Have a chilling, chilling time.
00:04:15Oh, we're so glad you came.
00:04:19Have a chilling, chilling time.
00:04:24Oh, welcome to the house of horror.
00:04:31Oh, be happy, happy.
00:04:34Have a wonderful, wonderful time.
00:04:37Oh, we're so glad you came.
00:04:47Come on, Eddie, you know you're too young to work in the house. Maybe next year.
00:04:52Hey, you better get some sleep. Your mom said we have a lot of work to do tomorrow.
00:04:56I'm going on home.
00:05:06I'll see you later.
00:05:15Welcome to the house of horror.
00:05:27Welcome to the house of horror.
00:05:33Welcome to the house of horror.
00:05:53Welcome to the house of horror.
00:06:01Welcome to the house of horror.
00:06:07Death.
00:06:12Murder.
00:06:16Blood.
00:06:19Death.
00:06:22Murder.
00:06:34Death.
00:06:36You're not very scary.
00:06:44Mommy? Mommy, where are you?
00:06:49Mommy?
00:06:55Mommy, I'm lost.
00:06:59I know you. Do you know the way out?
00:07:29I know the way out.
00:07:49I know the way out.
00:08:12Katie, come on, honey.
00:08:17Katie?
00:08:22Mommy!
00:08:25Mommy!
00:08:27Mommy!
00:08:29Mom!
00:08:31Mommy!
00:08:33Mom!
00:08:47Mom!
00:09:01Mom!
00:09:15Mom!
00:09:25Mom!
00:09:35Mom!
00:09:42Mom!
00:09:52Eddie.
00:09:53We need to go away for a while.
00:10:24Eddie, where are you with that wood?
00:10:47Mommy?
00:11:04Mommy?
00:11:05No.
00:11:16No, Mama.
00:11:18Mama.
00:11:21No!
00:11:49It's time to go home, Mama.
00:12:18Excellent, man. Excellent. Fill her up.
00:12:25That is so cold.
00:12:27Is it?
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:30Damn, we never had cold beer.
00:12:37So I told this guy I was a food inspector, and he gave me all this food. Great, huh?
00:12:47Can we go somewhere?
00:12:49Sure, babe.
00:12:55Found the perfect spot.
00:12:57Oh, you're so nice to me.
00:13:01Brothers, little sisters, how are we?
00:13:21The Sigma Phi's have always been in front of the rest.
00:13:28It is a pleasure to be your leader.
00:13:33All right, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it.
00:13:40This letter is from our national headquarters. I rescued it from Bo's shoe.
00:13:47Man, there was a hole in my shoe, and the letter looked pretty thick, so I patched it up.
00:13:53Did you read the letter first?
00:13:55What, are you kidding?
00:13:56He can't read.
00:13:58I think I should read this letter.
00:14:01Dear Mr. Simmons, it is my job to inform you that although we would like to keep you as members of our national fraternity, it is difficult without your dues.
00:14:13In the past six months, we have received a total of $17.13.
00:14:22You are currently past due in the amount of $3,700.
00:14:28Man, that is total bullshit. I sent him a check last week.
00:14:32How much?
00:14:33Four dollars.
00:14:37If we do not receive your dues in full, we will be forced to revoke your membership as a national fraternity.
00:14:45You have 30 days to reply with your payment.
00:14:48You have 30 days to reply with your payment.
00:14:50So I guess it's our last party.
00:14:53Kurt, do the reverend.
00:14:59Friends, the Lord has called upon me to call upon you.
00:15:08He said to me, he said, Kurt, there is a road, a road that you must travel.
00:15:18And on this road, you will find happiness, friendship, and brotherhood.
00:15:26Lord, help us.
00:15:28Help us! Help us! Help us!
00:15:32But this road, it costs money.
00:15:36It costs $3,700.
00:15:43So I ask you, help me find the way and dig down deep, deeper into your pockets
00:15:54and give me, your leader, $100 each.
00:16:02Yeah!
00:16:10Mel, it's good to see you finally made it.
00:16:13Well, Kurt, I see your fraternity's in trouble as usual.
00:16:24What was that for?
00:16:26I've missed you.
00:16:28I just saw you this afternoon.
00:16:30That's not what I meant.
00:16:32Okay, then what do you mean?
00:16:35Let's take a walk.
00:16:50Thanks. Get Liston and Jack. We need to have a meeting in my room.
00:16:53Ten minutes.
00:16:56Make that 20.
00:17:00Take me 30 seconds.
00:17:09That's 18, dude.
00:17:11One more?
00:17:13I'm going home with her.
00:17:30You know, you seem to ignore me lately.
00:18:00I don't mean to, Mel.
00:18:02I know, but why can't we just do something sometime?
00:18:06We used to do a lot together before you became president.
00:18:10I know. Being president takes a lot of time.
00:18:15I'm responsible for these guys.
00:18:18At least what's left of them.
00:18:30Do you remember this summer when you had to leave my family's vacation?
00:18:34Yeah, my dad needed some help on the farm.
00:18:36I know, and I can understand that.
00:18:39But it's always something.
00:18:41So what's bothering you?
00:18:44I guess I'm just jealous of your friends.
00:18:48That's okay. That's normal.
00:18:51My friends are much cooler than your friends.
00:18:55I'm serious, Kurt.
00:18:58Look, I really like what I'm doing here.
00:19:03These guys mean a lot to me.
00:19:06One day we'll all have a chance to do something for each other.
00:19:10I know.
00:19:13But I love you.
00:19:17Even if you do ignore me half the time.
00:19:21Even if you do ignore me half the time.
00:19:24I'll try harder.
00:19:27I'll try to be more understanding.
00:19:30Tomorrow we'll go someplace. Just you and me.
00:19:33No fraternity.
00:19:36That would be nice.
00:19:39Let's go back inside.
00:19:47All right, guys. We need to talk.
00:19:50This letter I read was really important.
00:19:53Let's get to the problem.
00:19:55We are going down unless we find some money fast.
00:19:58Man, I wrote him a letter and told him we were having a few problems.
00:20:01Well, Hanks, what did you say in the letter?
00:20:03To whom it may concern, man, we're having a few problems.
00:20:06Sincerely, Hanks Treasurer.
00:20:08Man, I don't know how you came to be Treasurer.
00:20:11Hell, listen, you nominated me.
00:20:13I did? I did that?
00:20:16Hey, let's have a car wash.
00:20:18Oh, man, I hate to wash my own car much less somebody else's.
00:20:21Let's steal a car and sell it.
00:20:23Guys, guys, the last time we had a car wash, we only made $120.
00:20:28We can rake the neighbors' leaves. It's that time of year.
00:20:31Man, we're not in college to work. We're in college to use our minds.
00:20:34Let's rob a liquor store. Everybody does it.
00:20:37Oh, yeah, right.
00:20:39And as far as raking leaves goes, our neighbors hate us.
00:20:41If they knew that we needed money, they'd probably find it all and hide it.
00:20:44Well, that's a problem we need to think about.
00:20:48Kurt, let's ask your dad if we can sponge some more money off of him.
00:20:51We'll pay him back.
00:20:52Yeah, like we paid him back the last time and the time before that.
00:20:55My credit line is shot.
00:20:59I got it.
00:21:00We've never charged anybody to get in our parties.
00:21:02Let's have a little fundraiser hellraiser.
00:21:04We'll charge $3 a piece, and everybody will come.
00:21:08Well, I hate to charge people for a party.
00:21:10Screw it, Kurt.
00:21:12Man, let's do it.
00:21:17Jack, it's our only choice.
00:21:22Hanks, you're in charge. Meeting adjourned.
00:21:25What? Man, this isn't fair.
00:21:27I've burned up all my brain until I was thinking up the idea,
00:21:30and now I've got to do all the manual labor?
00:21:32Is anybody going to help me with this?
00:21:34This is bullshit.
00:21:41Hey, Melanie called about an hour ago.
00:21:44Ah, shit. I'm not supposed to call her.
00:21:47I'll just go pick her up.
00:21:49Jack, I'll give you a ride.
00:21:50Cool.
00:22:00Jack, you really think Nash will take our fraternity away?
00:22:03Man, don't even worry about it. We'll make lots of money at the party.
00:22:07So what are you and Mel doing today?
00:22:09I think we'll just go to the lake.
00:22:11I've just got to spend some time with her.
00:22:13You know how girls are.
00:22:15Yeah, I know how women can be.
00:22:18Oh, so what are you trying to say? I don't know women?
00:22:21Thanks, Kurt. Thanks a lot.
00:22:37We should do this more often.
00:22:39See, Mel, this isn't so bad.
00:22:43I know. The sun feels great.
00:22:45It's nice, and you look great.
00:22:49Would you put some more on my back?
00:22:51Sure.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:24Mel, wait a minute.
00:23:37Yeah.
00:23:40Kurt and Mel took care of everything.
00:23:42The big party's tonight. We're going to make a million.
00:23:45Hey, who's driving this boat?
00:23:47I am. I'm the designated driver.
00:23:50And he's doing a great job, too.
00:23:54Mel, I had no idea these guys were going to be here.
00:23:57Oh, man, come on. Let's go. I don't need any beer here.
00:23:59Let's get out of here.
00:24:01All right.
00:24:03Let's blaze, guys.
00:24:06Let's get out of here.
00:24:08All right.
00:24:23Mel, wait.
00:24:27Let's go for a drive on the other side of the lake.
00:24:36Let's go.
00:25:06What is it?
00:25:18That house. I've seen pictures of it.
00:25:20It's the old Berber house.
00:25:22Kurt, I was talking. Weren't you even listening to me?
00:25:24Come on. Let's look around.
00:25:37Come on.
00:26:03God, it's spooky.
00:26:05Do you think anyone lives here?
00:26:08Let's go find out.
00:26:15This is a scary place.
00:26:27It's locked.
00:26:36Damn.
00:26:39Mel, I got an idea.
00:26:42This would make a great haunted house for a Sigma Phi fundraiser.
00:26:47Yeah.
00:27:05Let's go.
00:27:35Damn.
00:28:05You all right?
00:28:07I cut myself on that screen.
00:28:09Let me see.
00:28:12Hey, we better have someone take a look at this.
00:28:35The Sigma Phis proudly present the fundraiser Hellraiser with The Psi.
00:29:06The Sigma Phis proudly present the fundraiser Hellraiser with The Psi.
00:29:25Come on up, my little flock of chickens.
00:29:27We love you. We love you.
00:29:29Just don't forget your money.
00:29:31Just don't forget your money. We carry it all here.
00:29:33Hot women and cold beer, baby.
00:29:35Yeah, head on in.
00:30:00May I help you?
00:30:02Yeah, is this the fundraiser Hellraiser?
00:30:04Do you have funds?
00:30:06Three apiece, right?
00:30:07Three dollars.
00:30:08That's okay. I got it.
00:30:10Let's raise some hell, fellas, but I don't have any change.
00:30:13It's okay.
00:30:19Raise some hell, fellas.
00:30:26You know, this whole party was my idea.
00:30:29What's your name?
00:30:32Well, you must be real smart.
00:30:34You're very perceptive, but mostly I'm wealthy.
00:30:36My daddy owns a money farm.
00:30:38A money farm?
00:30:39Yeah, we call $10 bills on the trees.
00:30:41Pick them off every spring.
00:30:43Oh, that's baloney.
00:30:44No, it's money.
00:30:45Here's a ten, but don't spend it for a couple of weeks.
00:30:47It's not ripe yet.
00:30:50You're a funny guy.
00:30:52You want to walk me home later?
00:30:54Oh, yeah.
00:31:01And I'll forget
00:31:06And I'll forget
00:31:12And I'll forget
00:31:32So what's up with you and Kurt?
00:31:34Oh, we're just fine.
00:31:36Come on, Mel.
00:31:38We've been friends for, what, seven weeks?
00:31:40What's the scoop?
00:31:42Oh, it's just fraternity.
00:31:43These guys mean more to him than I do.
00:31:45Look, I'm telling you, that is the way it is with these guys.
00:31:48The apes have been that way forever.
00:31:50But I love him, and I want to spend more time with him.
00:31:53You want my advice?
00:31:56Dump his ass.
00:31:57Just forget him.
00:31:58Find somebody else.
00:31:59You're too young to be miserable.
00:32:01And if he really gave a crap about you, he'd fight for you.
00:32:04Sally, I can't do that.
00:32:06Why not?
00:32:07Because we've been dating for six months.
00:32:09Dump him.
00:32:10But I don't think I should...
00:32:11No, I think that you should dump him.
00:32:13Look, he'll follow you.
00:32:15Believe me.
00:32:16I know guys.
00:32:18They're turd heads.
00:32:22They're turd heads.
00:32:24Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:32:55He's leaving home and he ain't never coming back.
00:32:59One more trip on Caesar.
00:33:04One more trip on Caesar.
00:33:12You're crying.
00:33:14Why are you crying?
00:33:16Kurt, we need to talk.
00:33:18Don't you get it?
00:33:19Nothing has changed.
00:33:22Jack, take over.
00:33:30Can we come into the party?
00:33:32Are you girls over 18?
00:33:34I'm talking years, not days.
00:33:36Are you 18?
00:33:37I'm not 18.
00:33:38We're never getting anything.
00:33:39Yes.
00:33:41Three dollars each.
00:33:44Come on in.
00:33:49Youngster.
00:33:53Youngster.
00:34:04Hey, Hanks.
00:34:05How we doing?
00:34:06Oh, excellent.
00:34:07Another 1,200 people and we got this thing lit.
00:34:09Hey, I need some money to buy a keg.
00:34:11Man, I just gave you $40 a few minutes ago.
00:34:13I know, but we need another keg.
00:34:16Every time we get ahead, we need another keg.
00:34:20I know it, Hanks, but if we don't have beer,
00:34:22then the party will die down,
00:34:23and if we don't have a party,
00:34:25then we can't make any money.
00:34:31Have a good time.
00:34:32Thanks, guy.
00:35:51$3?
00:35:53I'm not here to party.
00:35:55Man, don't close us down.
00:35:56We're just having a little fundraiser.
00:35:58And I want to help.
00:36:00Can you raise a check for 3,700?
00:36:04There's an abandoned house outside of town,
00:36:07near the lake.
00:36:09Make a great haunted house.
00:36:11That's the Berber house.
00:36:12Yes.
00:36:13Man, that place has been closed for years.
00:36:15Nobody ever comes in.
00:36:17Here.
00:36:19This will get you in.
00:36:21You may use it with my permission.
00:36:24Who are you?
00:36:25I'm a Sigma Phi, just like you.
00:36:29Brother, give me the shake.
00:36:34Did I remember?
00:36:36Huh?
00:36:37That was the correct shake, wasn't it?
00:36:39Oh, yeah, yeah, that was fine.
00:36:41I don't know what you're talking about.
00:36:43That was the correct shake, wasn't it?
00:36:45Oh, yeah, yeah, that was fine.
00:36:47I hope you make lots and lots of money.
00:36:54I didn't get your name, brother.
00:36:57Good luck, brother.
00:37:01Thanks.
00:37:02I'll tell the guys.
00:37:14Mel, wait. Come back.
00:37:16Why are you doing this?
00:37:18Man, what is her problem?
00:37:20I don't know.
00:37:21Well, check this out.
00:37:22Some dude just came by
00:37:23and gave me the key to the Berber house.
00:37:25Hey, I was just out there today.
00:37:26I was telling Liston and Jack
00:37:27we ought to have a haunted house there.
00:37:29What a coinkydink.
00:37:30The guy that owns it said we could use the house.
00:37:32This will solve our money problem forever.
00:37:34That place has been closed for years.
00:37:36Nobody ever comes in.
00:37:37Who are you?
00:37:38I'm a Sigma Phi, just like you.
00:37:40This will solve our money problem forever.
00:37:42That place has been closed forever.
00:37:44How can we get in?
00:37:45I give you the key to hell.
00:37:48This will be a killer haunted house.
00:37:51Who was this guy?
00:37:53Man, he's alumni, but who cares anyway?
00:37:55We'll go out there, set up a haunted house.
00:37:57It's October, we'll just count the cash.
00:37:59And this guy didn't want anything?
00:38:01No, sometimes people just like to do nice things
00:38:03for other people.
00:38:04Makes them feel good about themselves.
00:38:06I learned that in Psychology 311.
00:38:10This is it.
00:38:41So this guy just walks up to you
00:38:43and gives you a key to this house.
00:38:45That guy was full of shit, man.
00:38:48That key is not going to work.
00:38:50That guy was for real.
00:38:51He was spooky, but he was for real.
00:38:53He's an alumni.
00:38:54He wants us to make some money, fellas.
00:38:56I believe you, Hanks.
00:39:06So, Kurt.
00:39:08I heard what Mel did last night.
00:39:10How come she broke up with you?
00:39:12For one, we didn't break up.
00:39:14She said she wanted some space,
00:39:16so I'm giving it to her.
00:39:18Oh, and you don't call that a breakup?
00:39:20Of course not.
00:39:21So, what is she?
00:39:23Seeing somebody else?
00:39:25I don't know, maybe.
00:39:27It's fine with me.
00:39:29Well, maybe I'll take her out.
00:39:31Jiggle it, Jack. Play with it.
00:39:33Like you've been doing the last four weeks.
00:39:37Oh, that's real effective.
00:39:45Voila.
00:39:51I'm so glad he gave us the key.
00:39:58I'm so glad he gave us the key.
00:40:01I'm so glad he gave us the key.
00:40:04I'm so glad he gave us the key.
00:40:07I'm so glad he gave us the key.
00:40:18Man, with some paint and some Lysol,
00:40:21this would be a killer haunted house.
00:40:23Hell, screw the paint, man.
00:40:25Let's just bring some people in here
00:40:27and let them stand around.
00:40:29That will be scary enough.
00:40:31I'm not kidding.
00:40:32I'm so scared.
00:40:33Kind of reminds me of myself.
00:40:59Well I did it last night.
00:41:01I know, I heard.
00:41:03You know, I'm still not sure if it was the right thing to do.
00:41:05He's been under a lot of pressure lately with this fundraising thing.
00:41:08Look, I'm telling you, if he really loves you, he'll come back.
00:41:13You think so?
00:41:14I know so.
00:41:15Trust me.
00:41:16Do you know where they are right now?
00:41:17Where?
00:41:18They're at the Berber house.
00:41:21Some guy came by last night, gave him a key, and told him they could have a haunted house
00:41:25in order to raise some money.
00:41:27Maybe if everything goes well, then Kurt will have more time for me.
00:41:31I'm sure he will.
00:41:33But he's not the only guy around.
00:41:37Yeah, I'm finding that out.
00:41:42Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it!
00:41:51Welcome to hell, my friends!
00:41:53Nails?
00:41:54Nails!
00:41:55Paint?
00:41:56Paint!
00:41:57And most important, beer!
00:41:58What more could a guy ask for?
00:42:06Permission!
00:42:07Who invited hell?
00:42:09Hi, Sheriff.
00:42:10Just, uh, just what in the hell are all of you doing out here, anyway?
00:42:20We're just having a little fundraiser haunted house for the community.
00:42:24You, uh, do have permission to be here, don't you?
00:42:27Oh, yes, sir.
00:42:28the key that's permission a key a key to the Berber house who the hell would give you a key to this
00:42:34place well it fits the lock are you getting smart with me frat boy oh no sir i'm not a smart person
00:42:42fraternity project huh you know i know how these things can get out of hand especially when it's
00:42:46a sigma phi project that's why i'm going to keep an eye on each and every one of you the whole time
00:42:50you're out here and frat boy don't mess with me on this one let's do it
00:43:21in a haunted house on a haunted wing
00:43:38to start the show
00:43:41we're just dying to start the show
00:43:45so
00:44:06start the show
00:44:11to start the show
00:44:14so
00:44:24so
00:44:44in a haunted house on a haunted wing
00:44:54to start the show
00:45:06to start the show
00:45:25to start the show
00:45:46okay
00:45:46floor the pizza
00:46:11would you still remember me
00:46:17that's all i know
00:46:21i got one
00:46:32well i don't know why i keep on believing that she loves me when i know it's not true
00:46:41so maybe my leaving would be the thing to do
00:47:01show me the beauty and hide all the truth
00:47:11oh
00:47:16i've got a great idea let's tell ghost stories tell us a true story
00:47:22okay well as you all know my daddy's the sheriff
00:47:29come on you guys i'm serious well anyway about 20 years ago on this very property
00:47:36a little girl was murdered in that haunted house
00:47:41hey i'm serious well this house used to be a great place for families to go
00:47:47but one night they found a little girl in one of those rooms they found her head cut off
00:47:55and a monster mask laying beside it blood was everywhere
00:48:00yeah well people get murdered all the time i'm not finished butthead
00:48:07anyway the mother who owned this house disappeared that night with a little boy
00:48:13and no one's heard from him since maybe he got murdered too
00:48:17or maybe he's the one that killed the little girl and he's still on the loose
00:48:22now that is scary well my daddy says a little boy did it he talked to a lot of people that night
00:48:33said the little boy was really weird he was in the monsters and all that creepy stuff
00:48:39well i don't believe any of it i mean i think the girl cut her own head off
00:48:43right and now she's trying to pin the wrap on the little boy
00:48:47all right nobody would cut their own head off well speaking of head
00:48:56let's go swimming i don't have my suit i don't want to go swimming with your swimsuit joanne
00:49:03well
00:49:04oh
00:49:13we'll be at the lake if anybody needs us
00:49:26so uh you want to go for a little dip well i didn't bring my suit you don't see flipper
00:49:32wearing no suit well i'm not flipper and anyway we've got class tomorrow
00:49:40why don't we just sit here and enjoy the fire okay
00:49:47so does anybody want another beer yeah
00:50:02so
00:50:14joanne this is my favorite part of every movie oh you like this
00:50:20are you sure you want to go swimming it's probably cold well sure i'm sure i mean aren't you sure
00:50:26well sure i'm sure i just wanted to make sure you were sure
00:50:32so
00:50:40i thought you said you wanted to go swimming i do but
00:51:03so
00:51:10so
00:51:16so
00:51:28ferris what are you doing i'm cold come make me warm again
00:51:40ferris i'm freezing
00:51:47i'm ready for you
00:51:53first if you don't get out here in three seconds i'm going to freeze to death
00:52:02i said i was ready for you ferris
00:52:05so
00:52:11ferris
00:52:35so
00:52:57one night only signify house i'll be there hey come to the haunted house it'll be really really
00:53:03scary thank you one night only it's scary coming to haunted house tonight
00:53:07all right signify haunted house be there here come to come on to the haunted house we got free
00:53:14admission we got free parking only five dollars man hanks i'm really pumped this will be enough
00:53:20to cover that bill the nationals there you go welcome to the house of horror we'll see you
00:53:24there you know this whole thing is just really weird though don't you think what do you mean
00:53:29well the whole thing this guy comes over and gives us permission to use the house
00:53:34the keys it's all so easy man look at it this way you're some poor slob bum laying in the gutter
00:53:40you got that drool coming out of your mouth some lady gives you a five dollar bill you'd be the
00:53:45type person to send her a thank you note yeah you always have the way of putting things into
00:53:49proper perspective i'll tell you something's weird though joanne and ferris never came back from the
00:53:53lake last night they didn't no they went skinny dipping maybe they weren't skinny enough
00:53:58enough man you know how those two are they're like rabbits hey where'd mel sleep oh she slept
00:54:05my pose over don't worry about they didn't do anything i kept my eyeball on them good
00:54:12i see a couple of things i need to attend to junior we'll see you later all right
00:54:20hey the house looks great yeah thanks for your help are you mad at me why should i be
00:54:28i don't know you seem like you don't want to talk to me well i thought i
00:54:32was giving you the space you wanted why don't you go talk to bentley
00:54:39well maybe i'll just do more than talk
00:54:58ah
00:55:28you what would it cost to take a cab from new york city to los angeles
00:55:34joe five thousand dollars is it five thousand five hundred or fifty five thousand julie
00:55:40from here to new york
00:55:46five thousand five thousand john what do you think five thousand at current rates
00:55:50a cross-country cab fare would be more like five thousand dollars
00:56:00so how are you and mel getting along what position do you play hey i don't even want
00:56:05to get into this whole thing with you kurt well you're right in the middle of it like it or not
00:56:10kurt no offense but she told me the whole story you don't pay enough attention to her
00:56:17you listen to me you little bastard she's confused and she just needs some room to think
00:56:22so why don't you just back off you're right you're absolutely right i wasn't gonna do anything
00:56:30but now now i think i'll bone her man you're not even worth it
00:56:39oh well you didn't buzz in with you didn't get an answer in there
00:56:55oh
00:57:08uh
00:57:28how many three
00:57:33yeah
00:57:39comfy
00:57:46about the stowaways oh
00:57:52i didn't even know they're back there
00:57:57five 25 that's a lot of money isn't it
00:58:02well you're gonna see some things tonight you have never ever seen
00:58:17hey hanks how we doing unbelievable man we should have a haunted house every week
00:58:23excellent hanks keep it up keeping it up is no problem
00:58:32oh
00:58:56is this going to be one of them really scary scary haunted houses
00:59:00yes yes it is it better be
00:59:16welcome to haunted we chills thrills and kills are on tonight's agenda
00:59:25yo sosby how things going man i have never seen more girlies in one place in my life
00:59:30but i want to be inside on the wall of hands man
00:59:37hey dudes three girls
00:59:47stand against the wall
00:59:55oh
01:00:11screaming again screaming makes me tense and i lose my patience
01:00:18anybody need a wart burned off
01:00:20oh
01:00:31it's a medical practice
01:00:36please report to ccu next
01:01:00i've got to go to the bathroom can you guys handle the next group
01:01:04sure we'll handle them
01:01:10cute real cute
01:01:35so
01:01:55oh
01:02:05so
01:02:10ladies care to join us
01:02:16here decision decision
01:02:22how's your boyfriend
01:02:25what about you you ready to get down yeah come down shut up
01:02:29up you ready to come out a little close there huh buddy
01:02:55hey are you about ready for a beer that'd be great
01:02:59give me one too cool we'll be right back the shit we go through for these guys
01:03:10listen man this thing is really going great hell yeah man
01:03:14i bet you we've made enough money already beautiful
01:03:23okay well thank you brother nice match
01:03:54you know this haunted house stuff is hard work that it is
01:04:09look uh this isn't very private i think everyone's got this under control why don't we slip outside
01:04:19okay my van's parked out back i'll meet you there in 10 minutes
01:04:33what am i doing
01:04:48so
01:05:13how do we get out of here
01:05:15hey look there's more
01:05:40oh
01:05:44oh man it looks so real
01:05:56god would you help us this isn't part of the house this guy is a killer this is for real
01:06:04man she's a good actor she could really act she is good it looks so real
01:06:35so
01:06:48wow
01:07:05so
01:07:24oh god no
01:07:28don't you people get this this isn't fake
01:07:32please please don't let him kill me
01:07:45um
01:08:02and
01:08:22strike one
01:08:32yes
01:08:55welcome
01:09:02maybe it's time we go through it sounds like too much fun
01:09:17god that was really scary that gave me a mild cardinal infarction
01:09:32so
01:09:38when it comes to romance
01:10:00wow i found this cool mask in the house
01:10:03man you scared the shit out of me hey aren't you supposed to be at the house i'm taking a little
01:10:08break mel's coming out to join me mel you and mel got something going not with you around
01:10:16dickhead get out of here well okay but you owe me a good story later
01:10:23you owe me a good story later asshole
01:10:36oh
01:10:54oh jack i gotta go i'll see you later you don't want to see the rest of the house i've
01:10:58got to take care of something excuse me pardon me excuse me excuse me
01:11:13you
01:11:18mel wait a minute i want to talk to you i didn't think we had anything to talk about look i've
01:11:25been trying to give you this space you wanted and i appreciate that and i figured some things out
01:11:30me too i love you
01:11:33you mean it i do i really do
01:11:48sally was right she told me you'd chase me i just didn't know how much you meant to me until
01:11:53i thought i'd lost you kurt you never lost me you had me the whole time you just didn't know it
01:12:03um
01:12:22oh it's just totally incredible
01:12:34so
01:12:59this be my then all i should at least get to see the mother
01:13:03so
01:13:33hang him
01:13:36yeah
01:14:02who are you what are you doing
01:14:06Get him!
01:14:08Bastard!
01:14:10Do it!
01:14:12Get him!
01:14:14Get him!
01:14:18Yeah, come on!
01:14:20Slice her up!
01:14:22Shouting
01:14:24Come on!
01:14:30No!
01:14:32Yeah, come on!
01:14:34Yeah!
01:14:36Yeah!
01:14:38Yeah!
01:14:40Yeah!
01:14:42Yeah!
01:14:44Yeah!
01:14:46Yeah!
01:14:48Yeah!
01:14:50Yeah!
01:14:52Yeah!
01:14:54Yeah!
01:14:56Yeah!
01:15:02Oh!
01:15:10Son of a bitch!
01:15:12Yeah!
01:15:14Yeah!
01:15:16Yeah!
01:15:18Yeah!
01:15:20Yeah!
01:15:22Yeah!
01:15:24Yeah!
01:15:26Yeah!
01:15:28Yeah!
01:15:30I don't know, let's go see.
01:15:37Stop.
01:15:38Stand against the wall.
01:15:42Ahh!
01:15:43Ahh!
01:15:45Stand against the wall!
01:15:49Hang him! Let him hang!
01:16:17Stop him! Stop him! He's killing us! This is real!
01:16:23You bastard! You prick!
01:16:35Help us!
01:16:38Please, please help us.
01:16:46He's going to kill us!
01:17:04This isn't part of the house!
01:17:07Oh my God! He's really killing us!
01:17:16Help us!
01:17:40Dad, get him out of here!
01:17:43Mel, are you okay?
01:17:58Hey, look everybody! There's another room! Come on!
01:18:01Get out! Everybody, get out!
01:18:05Mel! Are you alright?
01:18:08Mel!
01:18:12Mel!
01:18:42God, Hanks, are you okay?
01:18:45I got him! I cooked him like one of Mama's home-cooked biscuits!
01:18:49Son of a bitch!
01:19:13You're going to be fine, Mel.
01:19:16I love you, Kurt.
01:19:18I know. I know.
01:19:29He killed us! They're dead!
01:19:43Oh my God! He's still alive!
01:19:49It's true.
01:19:51You're going to be fine, Mel.
01:19:58No! Bastard!
01:20:12No!
01:20:42No!
01:21:12Oh my God!
01:21:42Oh my God!
01:22:13We're just dying to start the show
01:22:19We're just dying to start the show
01:22:26In a haunted house on a haunted wing
01:22:31The lad is waiting to hear you scream
01:22:35He's well reversed, he likes his role
01:22:39Someone's dying to start the show
01:22:45Someone's dying to start the show
01:23:09In a haunted house on a haunted wing
01:23:14It's the biggest party that's ever been
01:23:19It's time for rocket heads to roll
01:23:24We're just dying to start the show
01:23:30We're just dying to start the show
01:23:35We're just dying to start the show
01:23:41We're all just dying to start the show
01:23:47Somebody's dying to start the show
01:23:52Somebody's dying to start the show
01:23:56Somebody's dying to start the show
01:24:00He's dying to start the show
01:24:30He's dying to start the show
01:25:00He's dying to start the show
01:25:31He's dying to start the show
01:25:36He's dying to start the show
01:25:41He's dying to start the show
01:25:46He's dying to start the show
01:25:51He's dying to start the show
01:25:56He's dying to start the show
01:26:00He's dying to start the show
01:26:30He's dying to start the show
01:26:35He's dying to start the show
01:26:40He's dying to start the show
01:26:45He's dying to start the show
01:26:50He's dying to start the show
01:26:55He's dying to start the show
01:27:00He's dying to start the show
01:27:05He's dying to start the show
01:27:10He's dying to start the show
01:27:15He's dying to start the show
01:27:20He's dying to start the show
01:27:25He's dying to start the show