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01:00This is the performance program prepared for the Light Conference.
01:09Honorable Superior, this is the Demonic Battle. It is one of the fixed programs of the Light Conference.
01:22Don't you think this kind of dance program that doesn't change for ten thousand years is particularly boring? It doesn't make sense at all.
01:28I asked you to watch the program, not to dance.
01:33If you think the program is boring, you can perform it.
01:41Stop.
01:45I'll do it.
01:48Today I'll show you what a professional dancer is.
02:27I'll show you a pair of eyes I've never seen before.
02:57I'll show you a pair of eyes I've never seen before.
03:28So, what do you think?
03:35Is there no one you care about in this world?
03:42She said I was a fool. It's obvious that she doesn't know how to appreciate the dance.
03:45Do you understand the dance?
03:46Once the dance comes out, the grass doesn't grow.
03:48This is the essence of the Demonic Battle.
03:49It's obvious that she doesn't know how to appreciate...
03:58General Flower's artistic performance is not as good as mine.
04:04What a pity.
04:09Your Majesty, the city has held a lot of activities to welcome the Light Conference.
04:14If you think it's boring, you can go and have a look.
04:19Activities?
04:28Look, it's so lively.
04:30It's much more fun than the Demonic Palace.
04:36Yu San, there are so many people in front.
04:38What are they doing?
04:40Your Majesty, it seems to be a poetry meeting with the theme of this Light Conference.
04:45Poetry meeting?
04:47Let's go and have a look.
04:48Poetry meeting?
04:50Let's go and have a look.
04:51Yes.
04:53The Demonic Clan has always been regarded as the master of martial arts.
04:56Now that the Light Conference is held in Lingyuan City,
04:59we have a poetry meeting today to let those demons and immortals see that we are also well-educated.
05:06Is it good?
05:07Good.
05:10The theme of this poetry meeting is welcoming guests.
05:13The winner can get this big gift.
05:17Good.
05:18Good.
05:19Good.
05:20Good.
05:21Good.
05:22What's in that box?
05:23Why are they so excited?
05:24Your Majesty, this is a thousand-year-old Xuan Chu,
05:26a rare spiritual grass in the six realms.
05:28I didn't expect to see it here today.
05:34I'll go first.
05:35Please.
05:37I...
05:39I'll go first.
05:40Please.
05:45The guests are all guests.
05:46I'll treat you today.
05:47You can drink as much as you want.
05:49It's just for fun.
05:52What kind of poetry is this?
05:53It's obviously a joke.
05:54You can do it.
05:55It's not difficult.
06:04Let me think about it.
06:06I got it.
06:08The demons and immortals are going to receive the gifts.
06:11The guests from the Demon Clan are coming.
06:16What gifts?
06:17What guests?
06:18It sounds like a joke.
06:20Look at mine.
06:24The guests from the eight realms of the four seas and the six realms
06:26are gathering in Wangdu for the exhibition.
06:29Today, we are here for the poetry meeting.
06:31We will be here tomorrow.
06:32We have a new book.
06:37I get it now.
06:39The cultural education of the Demon Clan
06:41must be started from an early age.
06:42Otherwise,
06:43it won't be the Demon Clan anymore.
06:45It will be the Mong Clan.
06:46The Mongolian Mong.
06:48What kind of nonsense is this?
06:49It's all because of the nine-year compulsory education.
06:52It's time
06:53for me to show my real skills.
06:56I have a poem
06:57for you.
07:00Please.
07:06I have a poem.
07:10I sit in a dream like a minister.
07:14I wish for peace and quiet in the rest of my life.
07:18Only the heaven and the earth
07:22can welcome 300 years of guests.
07:37I sit in a dream like a minister.
07:40I wish for peace and quiet in the rest of my life.
07:43Only the heaven and the earth
07:45can welcome 300 years of guests.
07:48It's a rare masterpiece.
07:50Good poem.
07:51Good poem.
07:52Good poem.
07:53Good poem.
07:54Good poem.
07:55Good poem.
07:56Good poem.
07:57Good poem.
07:58Good poem.
07:59Good poem.
08:00Good poem.
08:01Good poem.
08:02Good poem.
08:03Good poem.
08:04Good poem.
08:05Thanks.
08:11Come here.
08:12Wait there.
08:15What?
08:16What's up?
08:18Let's get drunk.
08:26The Poet Lord is a master of art.
08:27I admire his talent.
08:30Would you like to admire him?
08:32上脸一叙
08:42陆三 这名字挺有趣的 你就叫我阿宅吧 听着亲切
08:48其实刚才那诗是我随便说的 毕竟我也只是站在了巨人的肩膀上
08:54巨人
08:58我就是个九年义务教育的得意者 在我那儿人人都会被挤着吃 小孩子出口成章地比比皆是
09:06这九年义务教育为何物
09:10就是每个人都能够平等免费地走进学堂 接受教育学习知识
09:16每个人
09:18没错 每个人 不论他们是男是女 不论他们是什么身份出身 教育面前人人平等
09:26原来如此 今日与阿宅兄弟因诗节缘 实在受益良多
09:34我又何尝不是 即使真有精适诗才 若没有陆三兄弟你这样真正懂诗的人 岂不也是徒劳
09:42世间知乐者分凡 而知音者难
09:46知乐者分凡 知音者难 为此一句 陆三便不枉这一称
09:56陆三便不枉这一称
10:07尝尝这个
10:11人生难得一知音 喝 第一个
10:15难得见尊上如此开心
10:18除了花将军和玉簪女 我终于交到朋友了 那必须开心啊
10:25Sir, you said I am a friend?
10:29I...
10:32You are the first person who sincerely cares about me since I got here
10:37So we definitely are friends
10:39But there's something
10:41that I cannot tell you
10:43But it goes to my heart
10:45You
10:47are my friend
10:54General, according to the rules, the delegation should have arrived a long time ago, but they are still nowhere to be seen.
11:03I think they did it on purpose. They are trying to scare us.
11:10Go.
11:12Put a table and a bottle of wine at the gate of the city.
11:25Phew.
11:28Phew.
11:32Phew.
11:37Why is it so quiet today? Where is General Flower?
11:42Your Majesty, the delegation has arrived in the city today. General Flower is afraid of any inconvenience, so he went to welcome them in person.
11:52The delegation?
11:54Yes.
12:24Let's go.
12:30We were invited to the city, but you stopped us. Is this how you treat guests in the Demon Realm?
12:37Guests should be served with a toast.
12:41But the toast has been left for a long time. I'm afraid it has become a punishment, and the taste has changed.
12:49How dare you! How dare you be so rude! If you dare, report it to me!
12:54Yes, Your Majesty.
13:02I will not change my name.
13:05Flower Yao.
13:10Flower Yao? Is he General Flower?
13:14Yes, he is. He took 12 cities from us.
13:17General Flower?
13:19I heard that he is very powerful. He is one of the most powerful people in the Demon Realm.
13:29Since General Flower has come to welcome us in person, he must be very interested in our delegation.
13:35How can we not appreciate it?
13:37It's a pity that the wine prepared by General Flower is delayed on the way.
13:41But I also brought a few jars of wild wine from the Demon Realm.
13:45Why don't you give it to General Flower?
13:47The longer I keep this wine, the more fragrant it will be. It will never change.
13:54Thank you, Young Master.
13:56I'm afraid I can't get used to it, and it's a waste of your heart.
14:00Welcome the delegation of the Demon Realm!
14:30I'm sorry.
14:32I'm sorry.
14:34I'm sorry.
14:36I'm sorry.
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15:00I'm sorry.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:04I'm sorry.
15:05多少波澜壮阔,在堆砌的沙堤中沉默 How many waves are there, sinking in the sand that has not risen yet
15:11并用力相濡以沫,心爱有你陪我 And with all my strength, I want you to be with me
15:16烧光炬热,依旧唱着属于我们的歌 The fire of the torch is still singing the song that belongs to us
15:22若此后再无星河,变作萤火,为鸟聚光照其身之座 If there is no starry sky after this, turn into a firefly, to light the way for the birds
15:29借一碗香味冰河,歌声勾住不朽与执着 Let's drink a bowl of fragrant ice cubes, and sing a song of love and persistence
15:35要设置年风空谷,别怕冲到风车,便陪同你 Let's set up a kite, don't be afraid of the wind, I'll be with you
15:42这一路我们有故事可说 We have a story to tell