Sacred Gold 0:4
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00:00:00I was coming with the wind
00:00:07There is a hill at the bottom of the valley
00:00:34Where all the poor souls go when they die
00:00:38And if you listen real close
00:00:40You can hear it like a ghost saying
00:00:42You're never gonna make it out alive
00:00:47There is a town at the bottom of that hill
00:00:51They've got a secret that they keep, like you say
00:00:54They've got a black magic creature
00:00:56We do well to let him teach her
00:00:58You'll be heading up that hill to the grave
00:01:02And it is well with my soul
00:01:05You'll line your pockets full of money
00:01:07That you steal from the poor
00:01:09And on your way down to hell
00:01:11You'd hear me ring that bell
00:01:13I paid the devil twice as much to keep your soul
00:01:22There was a drifter passing through that little valley
00:01:26See, she had promised she was coming back to town
00:01:29They didn't know it by her face or by the gun around her waist
00:01:33But she'd come back to burn this town to the ground
00:01:38First there was fire, then there was smoke
00:01:42And then that preacher man was hanging by a rope
00:01:46And then they all clung to their knees
00:01:48And begged that drifter beg to please
00:01:50As she raised her fist before she spoke
00:01:53I am the righteous hand of God
00:01:57And I am the devil that you forgot
00:02:01And I told you one day you will see
00:02:03That I'll be back, I guarantee
00:02:05And that hell's coming, hell's coming, hell
00:02:10Hell's coming with me
00:02:27Hello!
00:02:46How are all of you?
00:02:57I have to pick a prize Pokemon. Should I pick Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle?
00:03:28Let's see.
00:03:41Bulbasaur. Turtle.
00:03:52Green frog.
00:03:56Turtle.
00:03:58Okay. Green frog it is.
00:04:15Now, what to name him?
00:04:25Squirtle.
00:04:36There we go.
00:04:38Now to stick you into the box.
00:04:56So, how's everybody doing today?
00:05:15I'm vibing. Ah, good.
00:05:25I'm stuck in the art block. Aw, shame.
00:05:56Hmm.
00:06:03What's it called? Magnemite.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:46Aw, cheat baby.
00:06:55Okay.
00:07:26Dead BB, yep.
00:07:30I killed it and I'd fucking do it again.
00:07:55We'll get to working on the Korra video in a bit.
00:08:18Mongoose dance. I do love that mongoose.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:56Okay.
00:09:09Alright, looks like I gotta head back down.
00:09:26Okay.
00:09:34Hey, Red.
00:09:55Okay.
00:10:08How is your day going?
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:55You could, you know, use a repel. Oh, where...
00:10:59Where do you suggest I get one of those?
00:11:03Because they ain't here.
00:11:26How far are you into the game?
00:11:47Aw, poor sweetie.
00:11:55Okay.
00:12:13What do you have?
00:12:20Man, you are a steel type.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:56Okay.
00:13:09I kind of regret not bringing my charger out with me.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:39Clever boy.
00:13:55Okay.
00:14:01Okay.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:42There we go.
00:14:49Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:14:54Damn it.
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:17No, Spy Drone!
00:15:20Spy Drone, use terror to the environment.
00:15:34Okay.
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:34Okay.
00:17:04Okay.
00:17:15Oh, you're gonna be a dick, aren't you?
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:54There we go.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:17What is your favorite evolution of Eevee?
00:18:20Oh, this is gonna let me evolve Brick Piece.
00:18:26Let's leave it to you guys.
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:51Ow, I can't add Leafeon or Glaceon.
00:18:53Fuck.
00:18:54Never mind.
00:18:56Vaporeon, of course you would.
00:18:59Jolteon.
00:19:04Okay.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:49Flareon because floofy.
00:19:53I went with a Glaceon.
00:20:04Okay.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:41Okay.
00:20:49What's stupid or cursed about a mermaid kitten?
00:20:53Oh, it's the Vaporeon copy-paste.
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:12Let's see.
00:21:35There we go, Pokemon locations.
00:21:47You know, I keep, I am always constantly forgetting that Pachirisu exists.
00:21:53Okay.
00:22:03Oh, actually, no.
00:22:06Gyms and gym leaders in this hack are way more dangerous, and you're gonna see why.
00:22:12But I need way higher levels first.
00:22:17Wait, no, the other route.
00:22:23Hmm.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:57One thing from the cartoon you wish was in the game.
00:23:00Uh, companions.
00:23:04Like, actual companions.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:33Damn it.
00:23:38I do need to actually, like, start recording the post-game of the original games at some point.
00:23:54Okay.
00:23:58Change difficulty with number of mons like in the Red anime.
00:24:01Uh, the easiest way to do that would have them, would be to have them change with number of badges.
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:29A lot of ROM hacks already do that because it's an easy variable to keep track of.
00:24:54Oh.
00:24:57Oh, hang on.
00:25:06Oh, Solana's Grove, thanks for subbing.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:24I assume it's your lunch break.
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:50There she is.
00:25:57How goes it?
00:26:00It goes okay.
00:26:10Okay.
00:26:13Okay.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:39Yep.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:50We got McCain voice, we got Ren in the chat.
00:26:54We're a veritable stream of precious.
00:27:09Prismatic preciousness.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:46Also canonizes Ryan Ford and he's a melee fighter which is rather generic.
00:27:51Okay.
00:27:52One second.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:36The sooner you accept this, the better off you'll be.
00:28:39There we go.
00:28:46Yeah, you can't really enforce the canon of a tabletop game, like.
00:28:51That's like trying to enforce Monopoly lore or the, or Blackjack Codex.
00:29:17Professor Plum's a bottom.
00:29:29Fat bitch.
00:29:46Yes.
00:29:54That was so cool.
00:30:08Oh, that would have been great.
00:30:16That's a lot better than whatever the fuck Across the Spider-Verse is doing.
00:30:21Yeah, I was just gonna say, like.
00:30:26Across the Spider-Verse did the weak sauce version of that.
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:47Hmm.
00:30:52The canon is the fandom we made along the way.
00:30:55Yeah, it's funny.
00:30:57There are things for, like, M.O.N. that are technically canon.
00:31:00But which were never in the original Baldur's Gate or in any supplementary material.
00:31:05And they were all, and it was basically something that Israel Barbazano just made the fuck up.
00:31:11Hmm.
00:31:13Like, it's canon that M.O.N. didn't arrive at Candlekeep until she was 10 years old.
00:31:17That wasn't in any actual, like, Forgotten Realms material.
00:31:20That was part of M.O.N.'s mod, and now it's just D&D canon.
00:31:29Damn.
00:31:33Ho ho ho.
00:31:40Goddamnit.
00:31:49Look at that guy, shaping the lore around M.O.N.
00:31:55The author of the mod won at modding, yep.
00:32:02Hmm.
00:32:20How about a version of Spider-Verse where the framerate was normal?
00:32:23Oh, yeah.
00:32:25Across the Spider-Verse, now remastered, so it doesn't give you a fucking headache.
00:32:30Or the worst part of the movie, there's so much visual noise all throughout, yep.
00:32:34Hmm.
00:32:58I named my teddy Ursa Orphan.
00:33:02Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
00:33:12First time a movie gave me emotions like this.
00:33:14Oh, yeah, I walked out. I still haven't seen the ending.
00:33:16I know what the ending is, but I still haven't seen it.
00:33:19I walked out of the theater. I was getting sick.
00:33:32Hmm.
00:33:46Hmm.
00:33:54A bear beat the bird.
00:34:02Hmm.
00:34:13One second.
00:34:31Hmm.
00:35:01Hmm.
00:35:10Sorry about that.
00:35:12How's work?
00:35:15Work is...
00:35:17Could be worse.
00:35:20Well, that's...
00:35:26Don't want work to get too bearable.
00:35:29You might accidentally become pro-capitalism.
00:35:32Ooh.
00:35:35Would not be a good thing.
00:35:38Hmm.
00:35:56Spy drone.
00:35:58Oh my god.
00:36:02I named my Bulbasaur Kimo.
00:36:09I don't think I'm smart enough for that joke.
00:36:15Oh.
00:36:18Oh no.
00:36:28Uberphone.
00:36:39Hmm.
00:36:52Bitch.
00:36:55Oh no.
00:36:58Not a sliver of health from leech life.
00:37:01Ho ho ho ho.
00:37:09Hmm.
00:37:19Hmm.
00:37:27Hmm.
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:34Time to lose about 10,000 times to the first gym leader.
00:37:37Oh no.
00:37:43Yeah, take a close look at how many Pokemon he has.
00:37:46Oh.
00:37:49Oh beans.
00:37:52Yep, it's one of those mods.
00:37:55Ho ho ho ho.
00:38:01Hmm.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:22I think your finest part.
00:38:25Ho ho ho ho.
00:38:31Oh.
00:38:34Ow.
00:38:37Hmm.
00:39:02Oh.
00:39:06That's how this mod works.
00:39:12Whoa.
00:39:21Give the baby a gun.
00:39:30Line of code.
00:39:33Oh my god.
00:39:41Guess that was too much for them.
00:39:44Yep.
00:39:54For whatever reason in Gen 2 they changed it to whiting out.
00:40:04I always love the implication there.
00:40:07It's like, oh no, you are so overcome with shame over your loss that you have fainted.
00:40:10All your Pokemon faint and then so do you.
00:40:21All right, orphan, time to beat up your siblings.
00:40:24Ho ho ho ho.
00:40:27Hmm.
00:40:32You're better than them. You're stronger.
00:40:58Hmm.
00:41:19Don't lick the celery.
00:41:23Hmm.
00:41:27Yep.
00:41:46Hmm.
00:41:53Hmm.
00:41:59Geodude is not a gentle lover.
00:42:02Ho ho ho ho.
00:42:09Ho ho ho ho.
00:42:22Hmm.
00:42:35He's having a honk show.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:22Size watching this stream right now.
00:43:25One.
00:43:28Oh, I'm doing anything interesting.
00:43:31I'm just playing a ROM.
00:43:34Oh, they're waiting for you to slip up.
00:43:38I got robbed yesterday. I mean, what?
00:43:45They're molding about it in their disco.
00:43:48Why? I'm not doing anything.
00:43:55I'm literally just sitting here.
00:44:04Obsessed, I tell you.
00:44:08What else have they got going in their life?
00:44:15Oh, yeah.
00:44:22It's all because of the teddy earth, isn't it?
00:44:27We should name a Pokemon after Psy.
00:44:30A Grimer.
00:44:33Ho ho ho ho.
00:44:37Perfect.
00:44:42Ho ho ho ho.
00:45:00Indeed.
00:45:07Oh, yeah.
00:45:24Exactly.
00:45:38Perfect.
00:45:47The stone is shiny.
00:46:03Ho ho ho ho.
00:46:08Ho ho ho ho.
00:46:13Hey.
00:46:18He's still a crashing piece.
00:46:32Hmm.
00:46:38Hmm.
00:46:52Oh, yeah.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:07Ho ho ho ho.
00:47:10Please don't make references to me rimming anyone.
00:47:13Especially stalkers.
00:47:20Have you seen the Atrocities of the Sunoist thumbnail?
00:47:23No, I haven't.
00:47:26But I mean, look, art streamers who become drama streamers
00:47:29were never really all that good at art in the first place.
00:47:32If they were good at art, they'd be doing art.
00:47:36Mm hmm.
00:47:51Wait, what happened?
00:47:54Apparently one of the people who just had a big fucking crybaby hissy fit
00:47:57about the Pokemon video was
00:48:00he drinks in his live stream.
00:48:03Oh, my God.
00:48:11Why is everyone who hates me so messed up?
00:48:14Obvious answer.
00:48:25I mean, do you remember Star Giant Productions?
00:48:30This person put out multiple three hour videos about me.
00:48:39And they had like this stupid witchy anime girl
00:48:42as their profile picture.
00:48:45Anyway, they recently got clapped for being a fucking child predator.
00:48:49Which has now happened enough times to be a worrying trend.
00:49:12All the stalkers end up being projecting hearts.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:18Anyway, enough about the stalkers.
00:49:21Let's focus on the fact that I am beating rocks apart with a small child's head.
00:49:30She just
00:49:33headbutts a Geodude
00:49:36and the horn splits them in half.
00:49:46This coin is going to get flipped.
00:49:52Flailing baby G around like a blunt weapon now.
00:49:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:58You got to draw big G flailing me around like a weapon.
00:50:05G is the one who wears the pants in the household, ironically.
00:50:08Gotta get this motherfucker
00:50:11with this motherfucker.
00:50:15Oh, OK.
00:50:18I'll see you when you get home, sweetheart.
00:50:44See you when I get home, sunshine. I love you.
00:50:47I love you, too.
00:50:50Also, sorry if you're still here, get a life.
00:51:15Gardevoir, 50% bastard, 50% weed.
00:51:21Don't do that.
00:51:4550% bitch, 50% celery.
00:51:48Get it right, Bob.
00:51:55Can I even bother leveling up line of coke?
00:51:58It seems like line of coke has just been left in the dirt.
00:52:09What's this ROM hack?
00:52:12It is Pokemon Sacred Gold,
00:52:15a brutally difficult ROM hack made by Drayana.
00:52:18Drayana makes one for every game.
00:52:42Hmm.
00:52:57No.
00:53:00That's too far.
00:53:13OK.
00:53:27OK, time to bang my head against the wall.
00:53:43OK.
00:53:56If that's what Ralts is like, then what about G?
00:53:59Oh, G is just absolute bastard energy.
00:54:12There we go.
00:54:42Come on, miss me, miss me, miss me!
00:55:08Wait, no, Aerial Ace doesn't miss! Fuck!
00:55:20Good job, Lily. Thanks.
00:55:37I'm just like, I know, I'll spam double team, wait a minute.
00:56:07That doesn't work!
00:56:37Oh, it's a Shinx! You're electric type, which means I can't grind on you.
00:57:37All right, looks like you're beating your skull in.
00:58:07Finally, a water type!
00:58:34Gotta go stream with the GF. See ya, TBO!
00:58:59Bonnie is a combination of Lily and G's DNA. A what? When? Where? How?
00:59:03Oh, yeah, Bonnie! She's like the unofficial channel mascot!
00:59:19One sec.
00:59:29There she is!
00:59:46Bonnie, that's a baby!
00:59:48Yes, that's Bonnie!
00:59:53She's a little mischief maker.
01:00:24Love me some Bond 10. Any Unilinked Hopper. I gotta head out, I got some shit to do.
01:00:30Okay, see ya, Rose!
01:00:54I don't think I've recovered any of the Bonnie comics yet, sadly.
01:01:00Bonnie was always up to some nonsense when the comic was up.
01:01:05Is there anywhere I can still read it? No, not at the moment.
01:01:23Are you also going to do Kanto or just Johto? I don't even know if I'm going to get that far, because honestly, like, just beating my head against the wall is just like...
01:01:30Yeah, I'm going to put this one down for now.
01:01:36She always raised the sticks!
01:01:39Silky! Silky!
01:01:51Hey, just at the start of the ad break!
01:02:21Maybe it ended up on a web archive, it looks so cute.
01:02:39I've got the archives of my DMs. It's just a slow process of pulling them out.
01:02:44My DMs with Mikayla have all the comics in them.
01:02:48It's just a slow process of pulling them all out.
01:03:19I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:23I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:25I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:27I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:29I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:31I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:33I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:35I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:37I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:39I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:41I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:43I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:45I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:47I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:49I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:51I don't know if I'm going to get that far, but I'm going to do Johto.
01:03:53God, this photo is so cozy.
01:03:55Yeah, you're going to be seeing another cozy photo in a second, because I'm...
01:03:57Yeah, you're going to be seeing another cozy photo in a second, because I'm...
01:03:59Let's see.
01:04:09I've got to get up to put lunch on the stove.
01:04:11I've got to get up to put lunch on the stove.
01:04:19And I will be back shortly.
01:04:23And I will be back shortly.
01:04:53I'll be back when you least expect it.
01:04:55I'll be back when you least expect it.
01:04:57And hell's coming with me.
01:04:59And hell's coming with me.
01:05:01And hell's coming with me.
01:05:03And hell's coming with me.
01:05:05And hell's coming with me.
01:05:07And hell's coming with me.
01:05:09And hell's coming with me.
01:05:11And hell's coming with me.
01:05:13And hell's coming with me.
01:05:15And hell's coming with me.
01:05:17And hell's coming with me.
01:05:19And hell's coming with me.
01:05:21And hell's coming with me.
01:05:23And hell's coming with me.
01:05:31There is a hill at the bottom of the valley
01:05:35Where all the poor souls go when they die
01:05:39And if you listen real close
01:05:41You can hear it like a ghost
01:05:43Saying you're never going to make it out alive
01:05:47There is a town at the bottom of that hill They got a secret that they keep, like I said
01:05:56They've got a black magic creature, we do well to let him teach her
01:06:00You'll be heading up that hill to the grave And it is well with my soul
01:06:07You'll lock your pockets full of money that you steal from the poor
01:06:11And on your way down to hell you'd hear me ring that bell
01:06:15Pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
01:06:24There was a drifter passing through that little valley
01:06:27See, she had promised she was coming back to town
01:06:31They didn't know her by her face or by the gun around her waist
01:06:35But she'd come back to burn this town to the ground
01:06:39First there was fire, then there was smoke
01:06:44And then that preacher man was hanging by a rope
01:06:47And then they all fell to their knees and begged that drifter, beg to please
01:06:52As she raised her fist before she spoke
01:06:55I am the righteous hand of God
01:06:58And I am the devil that you forgot
01:07:02And I told you one day you will see
01:07:04That I'll be back, I'll guarantee
01:07:06And that hell's coming, hell's coming, hell's coming with me
01:07:15And it is well with my soul
01:07:35You'll lock your pockets full of money that you steal from the poor
01:07:39And on your way down to hell you'd hear me ring that bell
01:07:43And I said, hell's coming with me
01:08:14They all laughed as they turned around to smoke
01:08:32They said, you ain't welcome around here anymore
01:08:37You just might as well go home
01:08:40She wiped the blood from her face as she slowly came to know me
01:08:45She said, I'll be back when you least expect it
01:08:51And hell's coming with me
01:08:58Hell's coming with me
01:09:11Hell's coming with me
01:09:25There is a hill at the bottom of the valley
01:09:29Where all the poor souls go when they die
01:09:33And if you listen real close you can hear like a ghost saying
01:09:37You're never gonna make it out alive
01:09:42There is a town at the bottom of that hill
01:09:45They got a secret that they keep, like you say
01:09:49They've got a black magic creature, we do well to let him teach her
01:09:53You'll be heading up that hill to the grave
01:09:56And it is well with my soul
01:10:00You'll lock your pockets full of money that you steal from the poor
01:10:04And on your way down to hell you'll hear me ring that bell
01:10:08I pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul
01:10:34Hmm
01:10:42Hmm
01:10:48Hmm
01:11:04Hmm
01:11:06Hmm
01:11:32Hmm
01:11:36Hmm
01:11:44Okay
01:11:48I find a Pokemonos archive
01:11:50Guys, just wait until I give you one
01:11:52It's my work, I should be the one who gets to distribute it
01:12:01You shouldn't be distributing my work for me
01:12:05Hmm
01:12:13Hmm
01:12:35Hmm
01:12:45Hmm
01:12:52Hmm
01:12:54Hmm
01:13:03Hmm
01:13:09Alright, let's see
01:13:11Let's move you out here
01:13:14There we go
01:13:16Hmm
01:13:18Hmm
01:13:20Hmm
01:13:22Let's see, is Ren still here?
01:13:24Yes
01:13:26Hmm
01:13:28Hmm
01:13:30Hmm
01:13:34Hmm
01:13:42Hmm
01:13:44Hmm
01:13:46Hmm
01:13:51Where did I put that?
01:14:10We're gonna bump up the video quality so I can see what the text says
01:14:13Let's hope it doesn't buffer the stream to high hell
01:14:16Oh, it probably will
01:14:18I can actually make the text bigger
01:14:20Guys, so
01:14:30Hmm
01:14:32Hmm
01:14:46Hmm
01:14:48Hmm
01:14:50Hmm
01:14:52This is
01:14:54Hmm
01:15:02Hmm
01:15:17Right
01:15:19Hm
01:15:32There it is.
01:15:52Children shut their nose of the course business at all times.
01:15:54This is going to sound childish, but it doesn't matter how well you explain it.
01:15:58I want to see the cool muscle lady do cool muscle lady things down in front, Tonrok.
01:16:03Let's think a little, what's the nice word, utterly disgusting about showing us one of
01:16:07the coolest characters you've come up with since Top, and then putting her on a leash
01:16:11for the vast majority of the series.
01:16:13What's with all the fucking babysitters?
01:16:15What's with all the fucking babysitters?
01:16:16Aang was twelve and he didn't have any babysitters.
01:16:18I'm sure people who ship Zutara- I'm sure people who ship- Aang was twelve and he didn't
01:16:22have any babysitters.
01:16:23I'm sure people who ship Zutara would disagree with me on that, but I'm not in the delusion
01:16:26board to ask them.
01:16:38This is all wrapped up rather poetically in season two, which is the first time that all
01:16:42of this actually gets questioned.
01:16:44To the writer's credit, Korra is increasingly aware of the way in which she's babied, but
01:16:48the problem is that doesn't change.
01:16:50It's not enough for Korra to complain, you have to let her off the leash.
01:17:27I'm going to need this, and I'm going to need this, because it's time for season two.
01:17:57I'm going to need this, and I'm going to need this, because it's time for season two.