Sacred Gold 1:4

  • 2 months ago
Transcript
00:00a lot of ROM hacks already do that because it's an easy variable to keep
00:25track of
01:49how goes it it goes okay
02:19this section of the stream dedicated to quality sapphic nonsense yep
02:43we got mckay in voice we got rendon in chat we're a veritable stream of we're a veritable
02:48stream of precious
03:02there is not a preciousness
03:23it can't be canon that m1 is still around the adventure set murder baldur's gate it's
03:28a 120 years old the only remaining ball spawn are fighting and only one inevitably becomes
03:33the new ball whose avatar is killed the same day by the party also canonizes it it's brian
03:41ford and he's a melee fighter which is rather generic okay one second here's a dirty secret
03:51about dnd canon it doesn't exist
03:57yeah
04:21yeah you can't really enforce the canon of a tabletop game like that's like trying to
04:44enforce monopoly lore or the or blackjack codex
04:57new canon lore about clue that will blow your mind you will not believe what happened in
05:06clue professor plums a bottom
05:17colonel mustard likes ketchup on his sausages that bitch
05:34i remember when they actually made clue into a movie like they made they made one with
05:39like multiple different endings and shipped them all to different theaters yes that was
05:48so cool
05:53the dvd you know the dvd release of that film should have basically had it so that a random
05:58of ending gets picked each time oh that would have been great
06:03it's a hell of a lot better than whatever the fuck across the spider-verse is doing
06:14yeah i was just gonna say like
06:19across the fire for us did the weak sauce version of that
06:22yeah
06:46canon is the fandom we made along the way yeah it's funny there are things for like
06:51emo end that are technically canon but which were never in the original balder's gate or
06:56in any supplementary material and they were all and it was basically something that israel
07:01barbizano just made the fuck up
07:06like it's canon that emo and didn't arrive at candle keep until she was 10 years old
07:10that wasn't in any actual like forgotten realms material that was part of emo ends mod and
07:15now it's just d&d canon
07:16look at that guy's shaping the lore around emo one
07:44coffee coffee coffee hey hi hi do you know what aisle the birthday cake blend is in you
07:54know they're beans that taste just like birthday cake so it's like you're drinking a cup of
07:57birthday cake instead of a cup of coffee but we'd also take the rainbow sprinkle donut
08:00blend if you have it there is no way i'm drinking dark roast
08:06peach doesn't make coffee beans that taste like birthday cake but they do find the highest
08:10quality beans and hand roast one batch at a time can we get a manager what's happening
08:15yeah this is crazy
08:16healing you
08:17this way
08:48i walked out i still haven't seen the ending i know what the ending is but i still haven't
09:09seen i walked out of the theater i was i was getting sick
10:42sorry about that how's work
11:04work is could be worse well that's
11:18don't want don't want work to get too bearable you might accidentally become pro-capitalism
11:23oh would not be a good thing
11:47hydro oh my god
11:53i named my bulbasaur chemo
12:01i don't think i'm smart enough let's go chemo
12:33oh no not a sliver of health from leech life
13:20okay time to lose about 10 000 times to the first gym leader oh no
13:35yeah uh take a close look at how many pokemon he has
13:40oh oh beans yep it's one of those mods
14:05i think your finest part
14:46oh yep
14:58that's how this mod works
14:59give the baby a gun
15:23oh my god
15:25guess that was too much for them yep lily blacked out screen turns white
15:45for whatever reason in gen 2 they changed it to whiting out
15:57i always love the implication there it's like oh no you are so overcome with with shame
16:02over your loss that you have fainted all your pokemon faint and then so do you
16:14all right orphan time to beat up your siblings
16:16you're better than them you're stronger
17:16you have to tackle the gym with your bare hands
17:23even one you might have to start snapping things
17:46geodude is not a gentle lover
17:56it was all heads up boy was always ready to fuck i mean fight
18:16so
18:26you have a hot shoe
18:46so
19:10besides watching this stream right now why
19:13oh i'm not doing anything interesting i'm just playing a rom hack
19:22oh they're waiting for you to slip up
19:27oh please it's not like i'm going to talk about the bank i robbed yesterday i mean what
19:31they're mauling about it in their disco why i'm not doing anything
19:40i'm literally just sitting here i'm literally just sitting here
19:48i know the saying is bitch eating crackers but god damn
19:53obsessed i tell you i mean it's a steven universe fan of course like
19:56what else have they got going in their life
20:00it's understanding you tenna apparently oh yeah
20:09it's all because of uh because of the teddy earth isn't it
20:15we should name a pokemon we should name a pokemon after sy a grimer
20:26oh perfect or a voltorb
20:46i gotta say i'm glad the pokemon video is so positively received
20:49indeed i mean you know my criticism must be good because some people are getting so fucking tilted
20:54over it oh yeah like if i'd made a bad video it would have just fallen into obscurity and been
21:02ignored but like there's like fucking tweets with a million views screeching about it like damn
21:08i knew i was good i didn't know it was that good exactly
21:20so
21:31gee contemplate the stone
21:39the stone is shiny
21:43so
21:45orphan was too much for side to bear
21:50lightning stream go to jail
22:04hey
22:05yeah
22:09he's still a crashing piece
22:35my best friend watched the pokemon video on a road trip it was pleasant oh
22:44gee jumping on oh yeah well is this an egg
22:48lily must have a skilled tongue to get out to get some assholes so worked up
22:52oh
23:03please don't make references to me rimming anyone especially especially stalkers
23:13have you seen the atrocity of this or newest thumbnail no i haven't
23:17but i mean look art streamers who become drama streamers were never really all that good at art
23:21in the first place if they were good at art they'd be doing art
23:31anthony from craig mulia was literally drunk crying in his response are you
23:36fucking kidding me oh my god wait what happened oh apparently one of the people who just had a
23:45crybaby hissy fit about the uh pokemon video was uh he drinks at his live stream oh my god
24:00why is everyone who hates me so messed up obvious answer
24:16i mean do you remember star giant productions
24:21this person put out multiple three-hour videos about me oh that's that and the award winner
24:30and they had like this stupid witchy anime girl as their profile picture
24:35anyway uh they recently got clapped for being a fucking child predator
24:40which oh which has now happened enough times to be a worrying trend
25:05all the stalkers end up being projecting hard sounds legit
25:08yeah anyway enough about the stalkers let's focus on the fact that i am
25:12beating that i'm beating rocks apart with a small child's head
25:18so
25:28and the horn splits them in half
25:40this coin's gonna get flipped
25:41flailing baby g around like a blunt weapon now
25:48no no no no you got to draw big g flailing me around like a weapon
25:59g is the one who wears the pants in a household ironically
26:01what
26:05gotta get this motherfucker with this
26:07motherfucker
26:15so
26:33oh okay i'll see you when you get home sweetheart
26:37see you see you when i get home sunshine i love you i love you
26:41oh so sorry if you're still here get a life
26:45okay
26:50so
27:09garden war 50 bastard 50 percent
27:12don't do that
27:19so
27:4050 bitch 50 celery get it right
27:49can i even bother leveling up line of coke it seems like line of coke has just
27:53been left in the dirt
28:03what's this rom hack it is pokemon sacred gold a brutally difficult uh
28:08rom hack made by drayana drayana makes one for every game
28:38so
28:47now that's a deep cut just like galade's no
28:52that's too far
29:08so
29:20okay time to bang my head against the wall
29:38so
29:49that's what ralts is like then what about g oh g is just absolute bastard energy
30:08so
30:17so
30:37god damn it
30:47so
30:58come on miss me miss me miss me wait no aerial ace doesn't miss fuck
31:09huh
31:13good job lily thanks
31:39so
31:57i'm just like i know i'll spam double team wait a minute that doesn't work
32:09so
32:18so
32:23so
32:35oh it's a shanks you're electric type which means i can't grind on you
32:52so
33:00so
33:22so
33:28all right
33:44all right looks like you're beating your skull in
33:52so
33:57so
34:18finally a water type
34:27so
34:37gotta go stream with the gf see ya tbo
34:45so
34:52bonnie is a combination of lily g's dna oh what when where how oh yeah bonnie she's
34:57like the unofficial channel mascot
35:04so
35:22there she is
35:34so
35:39bonnie that's a baby yes that's bonnie
35:46it's a little mischief maker
36:04so
36:20love me some bond 10 any in-lane hopper i gotta head out i got some shit to do
36:24okay see you rose
36:29so
36:50i don't think i've recovered any of the bonnie comics yet sadly
36:53so bonnie was always up to some nonsense when the comic was up
37:03is there anywhere i can still read it no not the moment
37:16are you also going to do kanto or just johto i don't know if i'm going to get that far because
37:19honestly like just beating my head against the wall is just like yeah i'm gonna put this i'm gonna
37:24put this one down for now
37:29she always raised the sticks
37:49so
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39:17so
39:38hell's coming with me
39:41oh welcome back god this photo is so cozy yeah you're gonna be seeing another cozy photo in a
39:46second because i'm let's see
39:59because i gotta get up to put lunch on the stove
40:06do
40:10and i will be back shortly
40:27they all lapsed as they turned around slow
40:30oh
40:46i'll be back when you least expect it
40:59you