[VIETSUB] TÌNH GIẢ YÊU THẬT - PHIM HÀI LÃNG MẠN SIÊU BỰA CỰC HOT │PHIM MỸ HAY 2024
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00:00:00this is gonna be tough my sister means a lot to me I feel incredibly lucky and
00:00:11blessed to have you not only as my daughter but as my very best friend
00:00:15while Debra was growing up many doubted that the words Debra and wedding
00:00:24if there's one important lesson my parents have taught me to a great life
00:00:29and a happy marriage it's to always have a drink in your hand and since said this
00:00:36is one of my best friends and you just embarrassed Seth I got us back and I'm
00:00:41about to embarrass Jill and I saw Camille laugh and I knew you were the
00:00:45one god bless you both I love you I would like to propose a toast
00:00:50raise your glasses
00:00:59so here you are getting married well you always said I'd be the first to go
00:01:09but I guess this makes sense it's just like the sleepovers we used to have we
00:01:17were young but we were Kings Ben a group of guys trying to stay up as late as we
00:01:22could nothing can make us surrender our freedom Ben yes Alice sorry but I have a
00:01:27question why is this whole thing about sleeping children it's an allegory can
00:01:31you just let me oh okay well it's an allegory then this is amazing you
00:01:34promised you'd be supportive I am I just told you it's amazing keep going see
00:01:39there are a couple of phases to every sleepover first there's the beginning of
00:01:44the night when everything's perfect and it seems like no one's ever going to bed
00:01:47then a few guys pass out and everyone makes fun of them for being weak and
00:01:52soft soft but slowly the rest pass out and before you know it it's down to you
00:01:59and one other person that was always me and Matt brothers in arms well that was
00:02:09fucking weird all right the speech is good you're just being a dick um I'm
00:02:13sorry Ben do you know what a best man speech is yes it is one man's heartfelt
00:02:18spoken publicly to another man who happens to be getting married and
00:02:22leaving me behind forever yeesh I'm fine yeah I know how that sounded I'm fine I'm
00:02:28happy for Matt clearly no I really am and plus I got someone to look forward
00:02:33to Jess Ramsey's in the house tonight who Jess Ramsey you know who she is
00:02:39remember she came to visit our dorm freshman year she almost spent the night
00:02:42in my room we did that play in high school where we had to kiss but then at
00:02:45the after party we actually kissed I'm really sorry Ben I must have cleared
00:02:49out the memory of her to make space for something else okay this has been great
00:02:53I agree but I think it's time for you to go back to your room I don't like my
00:02:57room I gotta get to my best man duties come on
00:02:59duties what duties pictures mingling there's a lot of mingling I've got zero
00:03:03duties come on Ben I'm trying to help you okay a wedding speech is just making
00:03:08people laugh like this Ramsey girl doesn't want to hear your weird jealous
00:03:12send-off for Matt I'm not jealous you're a little jelly you're a little
00:03:17jelly bean okay bye Alice okay bye but somehow Amanda still thought Matt was
00:03:32attractive after that so I'd like to raise a glass to Matt and Amanda I love
00:03:44you guys so much congratulations
00:04:14yes oh
00:04:29that speech of the night Scott thanks guys really oh it's like it wasn't such
00:04:35a bad speech after all she's the whole thing cuz me I saved the speech I'm a
00:04:41hero did you get blackout while I was up there did you get blackout when you
00:04:48were up there fucking hell
00:05:11you
00:05:13you
00:05:41I did and
00:05:43oh my god thank you so much yeah thanks took us forever to write it oh you help
00:05:47with the speech yeah this is a good part so the pedophilia shit was all this guy
00:05:52hey Alice I think there's another dance floor in the basement
00:05:55well there's another dance floor in the basement you should go find it you're a
00:06:00bad person
00:06:03is that your girlfriend no no that's just Alice she's my friend from college
00:06:08we're gonna slow things down here shall we sure gotta warn you I got some pretty
00:06:16great moves how you been good I've been good you know it's wedding season so I've
00:06:23been kind of depressed total I was gonna say busy yes busy busy is the word
00:06:29then bad oh it's like Alice found a new boyfriend
00:06:36back up judges kids are me so soft she's not usually like this she's going
00:06:41through a breakup is she okay I mean should you go help her um I think she's
00:06:46fine oh my god it's gorgeous out here huh like I thought the inside was great
00:06:52then I saw the outside I'm like what have I been doing inside it's fantastic
00:06:57are you sure Alice is gonna be okay yeah yeah she got in the shuttle back to
00:07:01the hotel so as long as she can make her way to her room she should be fine I
00:07:05feel like that might be a challenge for her oh it's definitely up for grabs yes
00:07:10you totally could have stayed with her I'm just gonna get a car and head home
00:07:14no no no I mean I feel like I so rarely get to see you this was so great to just
00:07:18catch up yeah yeah and Alice and I were not even really that close she just
00:07:22needs a shoulder to cry on right now you get to beat a lucky shoulder yeah I feel
00:07:26really blessed and honored you know that's one of the many gifts of being at
00:07:31the singles table you get all the singles that come with it yeah it sounds
00:07:36like you need a new table well you gotta be in a relationship for that I can't be
00:07:39a problem for you you're cute and charming and funny go on stop oh my god
00:07:47oh god oh I'm was that did I just what just happened did I just do something
00:07:52I'm engaged Jesus I okay was that there the whole time yeah okay I got I got to
00:08:00start looking out for those I'm so sorry I had no idea it's okay I should get a
00:08:05car though cuz I have this crazy day tomorrow and I need to yeah yeah for
00:08:09sure it was so nice seeing you though yeah yeah this um this this was great
00:08:17yeah yeah oh well yep I just say bye Ben
00:08:39what are you doing I'm catching up on old episodes of Bones how did you get in
00:08:46here I stole one of your key cards this morning well that's just a huge violation
00:08:51of privacy I'm sorry how'd it go with blondie I ate shit went in for the kiss
00:09:00did not go well apparently she's engaged because of course she is though I feel a
00:09:06little let on because she touches me a lot for someone with a fiance whoa whoa
00:09:12hey hey hey all right what's wrong this is a neat thing no it's not a neat
00:09:24thing this is why does everyone have to get married now so it is an eight thing
00:09:32my little sister's getting married before me and I have four more to do
00:09:38this year more yeah I got you beat six feel like once everybody saw 30 on the
00:09:48horizon they were like hey guys um you know what I would like to get engaged
00:09:52hey Ben here will you come to Jason and Sarah's wedding with me next weekend
00:09:58Alice I'm not looking to go to more of these I already told them I was bringing
00:10:03someone when Nate and I were still together and I really don't want to go
00:10:06there was gonna be a lot of cute girls there you might meet someone someone
00:10:14even better than Jen Rimbly Jess Ramsey but yeah I hear you I promise you're
00:10:26gonna meet someone and if you don't I will pay someone to take care of you no
00:10:31no deal so we have a deal oh oh shit okay
00:11:32oh you're home fuck
00:11:37it's an asshole
00:11:43bye
00:12:01I can see the stars
00:12:21yo what's up TJ how are you man um listen I was wondering you and me
00:12:28tonight going out like old times what do you think wait wait what that's crazy
00:12:38since when are you in a relationship dude with dry lips no you called her
00:12:46that man all right well cool let's chill soon
00:12:51later
00:13:10hey dad are you free tomorrow you want to meet up in the morning yeah
00:13:17seven seven works
00:13:21you
00:13:23you
00:13:26you
00:13:28you
00:13:30you
00:13:33you
00:13:43daddy here hey I'm not I'm not a stranger
00:13:55hey it's Ben you know Ben hi Ben hi Jim come here sweetie come on sorry we had a
00:14:01little sleepover last night Chuck you know what your dad should be down in a
00:14:06minute he's a stranger he is not a stranger come on boys we're gonna get
00:14:09some naps today um Ben it's good to see you good to see you too
00:14:12come on dad all right get ready for the magic am I on the green nope are you
00:14:28lying yeah dad I'm lying drats don't say drats you're not a hundred I like
00:14:36drats it feels classic Oh God how's work yes it's fine it's not great you know
00:14:45honestly I'm thinking of moving on to something else maybe getting into
00:14:47teaching maybe writing maybe astronaut okay I just don't think my heart's in
00:14:52this anymore you know I miss the days when we were just a scrappy startup it's
00:14:56a job what is it with you young people having to love your work I don't have to
00:15:01love my work it just I don't know it'd be great if I wasn't miserable while I
00:15:05was there sometimes I wonder how you got so picky you spoiled me so it seems like
00:15:11Gina's been staying over a lot lately yeah that's getting pretty serious oh we
00:15:17are horrible today yeah what's uh what's pretty serious man well I just proposed
00:15:23to her what yeah we're getting married end of October Jesus Christ when were
00:15:30you gonna tell me now this is it me telling you dad Gina's like half your
00:15:34age so she makes me happy Ben yes so did mom once yeah we gave it our best shot
00:15:39for 16 years dad I I just feel like maybe marriage isn't your thing you know
00:15:46I mean you've already had two that have failed I don't view either of them as
00:15:50failures I'm just asking you to pace yourself so you don't make the same
00:15:55mistakes you have before Gina would like to get to know you over dinner this
00:15:59weekend all of us I'd like you to come by you know what I actually can't I told
00:16:05a friend I'd go to a wedding with her maybe next weekend yeah we'll see I know
00:16:13it's I know I got it I got it so Sarah may not know how to jet ski but she's a
00:16:20pretty good little sister anyway the question will always remain which came
00:16:27first Jason's proposal or Sarah's pregnancy real chicken-or-the-egg
00:16:32situation there but we're all super excited to have a new baby in the
00:16:39family's congrats you guys
00:16:50I don't read you don't read it's like he doesn't think I'm smart like he's the
00:17:02leader and I didn't tell you he's fucking somebody else
00:17:06he is fucking Shana from accounting
00:17:12fire do it put her on the streets you promised me to introduce me to someone
00:17:21here but I haven't had a single meet you what is a meet you know it's like when
00:17:27two people meet each other and they instantly fall in love like when you
00:17:31reach for the same cereal at the grocery store it's adorable and you're like oh
00:17:34my god you like lucky charm sue that's amazing I'm Ben by the way
00:17:39okay all right how about that girl she looks like she likes cereal yeah yeah
00:17:48I'm down all right sorry yeah I'm good I'm sorry I'm sorry it's that was my
00:17:56friend she has a social disorder
00:18:00happening no no no she is not I'm Ben hi I wish Eddie how do you know Jason and
00:18:10Sarah yo hey how'd it go got a number baby
00:18:18yeah baby welcome totally microwaved that hot me cute yeah I hate to say it
00:18:26but thank you you know we could actually like do this for all the
00:18:34weddings do what I take you you take me win-win you're suggesting doubling down
00:18:43on weddings like on purpose no I'm suggesting teaming up to take on the
00:18:47love marathon together just like gangbang it that's ten weddings between
00:18:52us then I got some rough ones coming up how else are you gonna find
00:18:56single girls like that you know I actually do just fine without you
00:19:00body-checking me into women Ben yeah then this is actually a great idea oh is
00:19:06it yeah what just happened that is proof that I can close for you buddy oh you're
00:19:12right here yeah okay a little bit of space okay I'm gonna tee it up for you
00:19:15with the ladies be a wingman I'll set you up so you can do your thing you know
00:19:22what is happening here this is you getting pounded by a pussy Jesus Christ
00:19:29you know Alice what as enticing as that sounds I'm not really looking to go
00:19:34around just banging bridesmaids I know I'm not saying that this is about
00:19:38exposure to relationship opportunities move your wingmen are gone well what are
00:19:45you gonna do you're gonna hit the club solo after pounding vodka Red Bulls in
00:19:49your apartment by yourself oh that's bleak man why do you want this so much
00:19:55cuz Ben this is gonna be so much worse if we do it on our own we'll be stuck at
00:20:02singles tables and showing up for hotel rooms to sleep in alone
00:20:09they said I have a bed to myself God come on rather not share I share beds
00:20:14with my girlfriends all the time well I'm not a girl
00:20:16Alice I'm a full-blown man a full-blown I'm not going to any more weddings with
00:20:23you no bad I'm not tired
00:20:37what are you doing on my side I just wanna cuddle no no cuddling you don't
00:20:44like cuddling I love cuddling I just don't want to cuddle with you no hey
00:20:50hey hey line line of demarcation right here right in the middle of the bed you
00:20:56cross this line you're entering foreign airspace you'll be shot out of the sky
00:20:59it's just cuddling no no way no not fair not fair if I get a boner you'll think
00:21:07that I think you're attractive and you'll never let me let that down oh my
00:21:09god okay I promise I won't read any subjects into your boner you're gonna
00:21:12read the book I'm not okay well let's say I don't get a boner and you can't
00:21:17fall asleep because my flaccid penis is making you feel ugly are you always as
00:21:21big of a spaz in bed no I just I just don't want to cuddle with okay
00:21:26cuddling doesn't have to be sexual can be about feeling close to someone I feel
00:21:31close enough to you over here what if I'm big no no no you're not cradling my
00:21:42body that's where I'm what about tickle-scratching the fuck is
00:21:48tickle-scratching it's like we scratch each other's backs in a gentle way but
00:21:54it's not weird it's like what oh god damn it
00:22:02Alice I'll do the wedding thing with you really yeah thank you thank you
00:22:23thank you Ben yes can you feel my boner Paul oh god great times Paul remember
00:22:37the late-night taco trips in college we used to don't know if you guys know we
00:22:43used to go three we used to walk through the drive-thru and like and order all of
00:22:51these tacos you know sorry I lost my place
00:23:02one second
00:23:18what does it smell I tried to warn you look at this it's got two beds my dear
00:23:26look at this two whole beds for two human adults yeah you should toy he's
00:23:34marvelous bingy what is this voice what is it Australian is it yeah you join me
00:23:40for some Kibbe on the brain die whatever this place is fucking disgusting I'm
00:23:46gonna go change and go to the pool okay
00:23:50hey man okay Joshua Joshua will you not do that please you freak people out when
00:24:04you do that that little fucker's gonna kill someone someday I just know it you
00:24:08know the other day he asked me for my teeth so that he could eat them I'm
00:24:15sorry I didn't mean to laugh no it's fine I do I have a demon child I'm Allie
00:24:22by the way this is Maggie hey I'm Alice you're over the wedding yeah
00:24:27any friends with Paul or Marissa uh neither I'm uh I'm that guy's plus one
00:24:33oh hmm so you're one of those girls one of what one of those Asian girls that
00:24:39only dates white guys like no I'm not that's insane I my ex was Asian was
00:24:45did he die yeah I'd like to think that he did it seems to me like you're due
00:24:50for a white guy am I yeah it's the ping-pong effect you always date the
00:24:53opposite of the person you just dated our Asians and whites opposite oh my god
00:24:59you'll have to excuse my sister she has a tendency to be racist I'm just saying
00:25:03I just want to know if she's smashing that hot guy in the pool what Ben God
00:25:07no why not cuz Ben doesn't date people he dates ideas and trust me I'm not his
00:25:14type of idea well what is this type of idea why are you interested I haven't
00:25:19talked to him but he's cute well I can totally hook that shit up oh yeah yeah
00:25:24for sure it is not an easy ride and I know that and I know what I've put you
00:25:35through and I know how I can be I can be tough but you're always there always
00:25:44ready to catch me when I fall oh he's my best friend
00:25:54no wait wait wait I think we're nearing the end we're gonna raise beautiful
00:25:59babies talking about babies I'm literally gonna piss myself you tell
00:26:03your girlfriend to keep it down I'm sorry but she's literally gonna piss
00:26:06herself no nice girlfriend that's disgusting and presumptuous may the
00:26:10blessings of life and the joy of love be your constant companion you may now
00:26:15seal your union with a kiss
00:26:28unexpected yeah she does that do you want to get a beer yeah I'd love to
00:26:35maybe just let them finish up first of course yeah great job guys all right
00:27:05I'm just gonna say you look like someone who would do okay on Survivor
00:27:25really like you think I'd win good-looking enough to get far but not
00:27:31good-looking enough to win what's good-looking have to do with Survivor
00:27:35you got to be built you got to be fucking and survive are you so bad it
00:27:44was okay I look I'm okay I'm bad at flip cup I'm saying I'm saying it I'm
00:27:49admitting it I'm bad at flip cup he's bad at flip cup bad at flip cup
00:27:55hey truth or dare okay I truth you to close your eyes
00:28:05oh really the diner tilapia wasn't a winner that's a shocker how is Maggie
00:28:33she was good yeah you know she was she was really yeah she was cool wow you
00:28:40must really like her I don't know I don't know I just I don't think we have
00:28:45that long-term potential but I had a fun time with her you spent one night with
00:28:49her how could you possibly know what kind of potential you have now when you
00:28:52been single as long as I have you know what you want and when you know what you
00:28:56want you can cut bait way quick yeah but you don't know what you want you have
00:29:00the worst standards I have realistic standards I do what about Jess Ramsey I
00:29:07would date her but she's engaged he was there a first and last name like some
00:29:11sort of serial killer she's the first Elasty it's the same thing with me I'm
00:29:14Ben King you're just jealous cuz you're not a first Elastic Alice Maury all
00:29:19right fine let's pretend for the sake of this argument Jess Ramsey gets divorced
00:29:23tomorrow she shows up on your doorstep and she's like oh my god Ben King let's
00:29:29be together oh that's not an impression of anything you wouldn't last two weeks
00:29:35you would find something wrong with her and then you would bail that is not true
00:29:38oh yes it is you don't know true I'm just trying to make sure that the person
00:29:42I end up with is right okay I'm trying to find you know do not say the one the
00:29:47one oh you're just so stupid I don't think I am Ben someone is grotesquely
00:29:55tall and gangly as you doesn't have the right to be picky Wow
00:29:59thank you so much Alice and what about you how was Trevor oh yeah nothing
00:30:03happened I just got his number okay I just I gotta do a little personal
00:30:08maintenance first yeah I'm saying sure gotta run the raccoons out of the trash
00:30:14cans I know Alice I know I gotta mow the back lawn yeah I've got a hairy ass and
00:30:19vagina I heard you Alice these are just excuses you know that excuses I'm just
00:30:26I'm not in the mood to go on dates right now that's it are you gonna spend
00:30:29the rest of your life moping about Nate or what's not moping about Nate fuck
00:30:34what the it's just I it takes me a while to open up to people and I just don't
00:30:41want to give anyone that time right now okay how do you not think that you're
00:30:47moping about me every time I've seen you you've just been like no no when you do
00:30:53my voice I literally hate it stop saying it so loud someone here can know
00:30:57who you're talking about can you not say what you're known shut the fuck up
00:31:03Sanjeev Neno Kekkon Seikatsu no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:31:09Shitotsu, okotte betto ni ikanai koto. Futatsu, itsumo shinkon seikatsu no koto wo wasenai koto.
00:31:19Mitsutsu, kesshite issho ni juice cleanse wo shinai koto.
00:31:28Do you happen to have a reservation? No we don't actually because someone forgot to book a hotel room this week.
00:31:33Well I didn't forget, I was distracted when I made the reservation.
00:31:36Do you have any rooms available?
00:31:41Yes. Ah, see it works out, it all works out.
00:31:44We got one of our brown bear rooms which have two twin beds or the grizzly suite
00:31:49which is completely orange and has a vibrating king-sized bed.
00:31:56I think the brown bear room sounds good.
00:31:59Okay that'll be $83.50 plus resort tax.
00:32:04Ooh, she's got it. I got it.
00:32:07So what brings you guys out here? We're just here for a wedding.
00:32:11God I love weddings. I'm trying to get married myself.
00:32:14Oh. Oh. Have you asked your girlfriend? No I don't have a girlfriend.
00:32:19Okay, yeah okay. There you go. Great.
00:32:22Just take a right, a left, a right, another right, you'll be right there.
00:32:25Did you get that? It says 304. Enjoy. Thank you. Great, thank you.
00:32:28Thanks Steve. Have a great stay.
00:32:31Alright, and let's do it. I still can't believe you took the communion.
00:32:34What? Why? I wanted the crackers.
00:32:36Oh my god, look at this. Here we go.
00:32:39Oh, baby. Mmm, bully.
00:32:42Yes, Johnson, I'm very happy we could sign this merger today.
00:32:45Me too, Mr. Phillips. I'm very excited to commit fraud with you.
00:32:49Here we go. Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:51Hi, we are Umlaut. We are the new Swedish boy band sensation.
00:32:57Yes, our new hit single, My Stepdad's House, is climbing the chart.
00:33:02What is this? What is this?
00:33:05Hey guys. What? Here we go.
00:33:09What? I have no idea what's going on.
00:33:16Alright, what have we got?
00:33:18I see cuties. Cuties everywhere.
00:33:21Okay, let's see.
00:33:23Red dress with the boobs.
00:33:25No. No, she looks mean.
00:33:27What? She looks serious. That doesn't mean mean.
00:33:30It means mean. Let's see.
00:33:32Okay, what about green with the glasses?
00:33:36Where? Rotate.
00:33:40Her?
00:33:42Jeez, God, you look fresh and young.
00:33:45She has normal itch.
00:33:46Ben, I can hear the sirens coming for you.
00:33:48Fuck off.
00:33:50Okay, alright, alright, let's see.
00:33:52Um, okay, bridesmaid with the braid.
00:33:56Alright, you're going to have to spin me out. Ready?
00:33:58One, two, three.
00:34:02Yeah, yeah, she'll do.
00:34:03Cool.
00:34:04Alright, I'm going to spill a drink on her when the song ends,
00:34:06and you're going to go up to her with some napkins and a good opening line.
00:34:09Can you maybe not assault this one?
00:34:11It's not assault. I just, I have a very physical style of breaking the ice.
00:34:15That's one of the definitions of assault.
00:34:17Whatever, it's been working, has it not?
00:34:19Has it not?
00:34:21Yeah, yeah, it has. Somehow, it has.
00:34:24Thank you.
00:34:25Oh, this is hot.
00:34:29Oh, you guys better stop dropping her.
00:34:33Too hot, too hot.
00:34:38Please stop.
00:34:41This has been kind of a tough year for me.
00:34:44You guys know that, but this is not about me.
00:34:46This is not about me. Today's about Barb and Kyle.
00:34:49I'm so proud of you guys. I love you.
00:34:53When I'm alone I find it hard to breathe
00:34:59She walked out and she took half of me
00:35:17What a ceremony, huh?
00:35:19Love the vows. Cried. Cried like a baby.
00:35:22Anybody else cry?
00:35:24Yeah, I cried, but I cry every day, so it doesn't mean anything.
00:35:29Crying can be very therapeutic.
00:35:32Not the way I do it.
00:35:35So, you two met in college?
00:35:37Yeah.
00:35:38Then, you know, he basically used me to get close to my roommates so that they could date.
00:35:42He basically used me to get close to my roommates so that they could date.
00:35:45This is not true. This is a little true.
00:35:49I'm just kidding. It's fine. It's fine.
00:35:52They only dated for a couple months, but our friendship, it'll last a lifetime.
00:35:59She should come to the wedding.
00:36:00Of course, Alice. You should come to our wedding.
00:36:04Oh. I didn't know you guys... When is it?
00:36:08October 21st.
00:36:09It's on a Sunday.
00:36:10Cool.
00:36:11You're getting an invite, young lady, and that's the end of it.
00:36:14Great.
00:36:16You know what? I'm going to grab a drink.
00:36:18Do you guys want anything? Shots? Shots? Shots all around? Shots for Gina?
00:36:23No.
00:36:24I'm fine with my wine.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:26Thanks.
00:36:28She's adorable.
00:36:29Ben, I see a lot of potential there.
00:36:31Oh, no. It's not like that. We're just friends.
00:36:37Oh, you're coming over. Awesome.
00:36:39I'm sorry that we got off on such a bad foot last month.
00:36:43Yeah, um... Can we not talk about this here?
00:36:46Well, you won't return my text.
00:36:48Well, you only text me at, like, five in the morning.
00:36:50I'm an early riser.
00:36:51Okay.
00:36:52Ben, I want you to be my best man.
00:36:58Dad?
00:36:59No, buddy. There's nobody else I would want to do this.
00:37:02What about Hannon?
00:37:03What about him?
00:37:04Make your best friend your best man.
00:37:06Hannon? That's ridiculous.
00:37:08He was Joe's best man.
00:37:09His entire speech was about how there wasn't enough cheese at the wedding.
00:37:13Ben, you're my son.
00:37:20Uh, I'll think about it.
00:37:29What can I get you?
00:37:30Can I get a tequila straight up? Fill it up like a gas tank?
00:37:33It's a first.
00:37:34Yeah.
00:37:37Oh, my God. Alice.
00:37:39Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna!
00:37:41Hey.
00:37:42How are you?
00:37:43Good. How are you?
00:37:44So good. I had no idea that you were going to be here.
00:37:46Yeah. I didn't know you were going to be here.
00:37:49Yeah. This is Alice. This is Nate Lamb's girlfriend.
00:37:52Oh.
00:37:53Oh, my God. I love Nate.
00:37:54We, uh, we interned at Merrill together.
00:37:56How is that stupid bastard?
00:37:57Um, he's good. You know, I don't know. We broke up.
00:38:00No.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:02Shit.
00:38:03No.
00:38:04Yeah.
00:38:05Are you kidding?
00:38:06No.
00:38:07What happened? I loved you guys together.
00:38:08Mm.
00:38:09You guys were like yin and yang.
00:38:11I love them together.
00:38:13Yeah. Yeah, I bet I would have.
00:38:16Alice.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19What the fuck was that?
00:38:32Take care.
00:38:40Ten.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:43That shot looks just like Jalen's face.
00:38:46You're absolutely right.
00:38:48That's his nose. That's his chin.
00:38:50His nose and his chin.
00:38:53Benjamin.
00:38:54Uncle David.
00:38:55Hey.
00:38:56Hi. Hey, guys.
00:38:57Come on, Ben. Get in on this doobie, buddy.
00:38:59Yeah, Ben, get in on this doobie.
00:39:01Uh, no thanks. I'm all good on doobies for tonight.
00:39:04Where's your dad? He used to love this stuff.
00:39:06Uh, he's inside.
00:39:08Here you go, Jimmy.
00:39:10Your turn.
00:39:13Okay. Alright, guys. I have to take off.
00:39:16I know! It's a tragedy.
00:39:19I know.
00:39:21Ben's gotta run off with his little girlfriend.
00:39:26Alright.
00:39:27You guys gotta take it down a notch, Uncle David.
00:39:29You having fun, huh?
00:39:32Everything okay?
00:39:34Yeah, yeah. Um, can we go get fucked up?
00:39:37Oh, Ben, I want you to know something. I'm never gonna say no to that.
00:39:41Come on. Let's go find some people our own age.
00:40:00In the solid state
00:40:04In a weekend cartoon
00:40:06The frequency of your energy, baby
00:40:13Your whole attitude
00:40:29What was that?
00:40:31That was 12 seconds.
00:40:32What? That was 5 minutes.
00:40:34You think you can hold your breath for 5 minutes?
00:40:36I know I can.
00:40:38I feel like you vastly overestimate your abilities.
00:40:42I think I perfectly estimate my everything, Ben.
00:40:46Okay. Fine.
00:40:48Can I ask you something?
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51Why didn't you tell me your dad got engaged?
00:40:55I don't know. I don't know.
00:40:58I didn't really want to tell you something that I don't really want to think about.
00:41:02Okay.
00:41:04He, uh, he asked me to be his best man tonight.
00:41:07Oh.
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:11What'd you tell him?
00:41:13I just kind of ran off.
00:41:15Classic Ben move.
00:41:16I don't know. I panicked. I don't know.
00:41:18What am I supposed to do, you know?
00:41:20Like, plan his bachelor party?
00:41:22Hire him a stripper?
00:41:24That's insane.
00:41:25That is insane.
00:41:26Yeah.
00:41:27I get it.
00:41:28I was bugged out at first when Lily asked me to be her maid of honor.
00:41:31Yeah, but that's your sister.
00:41:32It's perfectly normal for you to be her maid of honor.
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:37It's just, I feel like he's trying to start over with this new family because he fucked ours up.
00:41:46Well, at least he's happy.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:49For now.
00:41:53Ben, my parents don't like each other.
00:41:57I mean, my mom, she's just, she's always yelling at my dad, and he's kind of checked out.
00:42:04You know, he just takes it.
00:42:06They didn't want my sister and I to have to go through a divorce, so they just stuck it out.
00:42:11And it's just, it's made them so sad.
00:42:17I think about the two of them sometimes in that house, just having dinner in silence, white knuckling it.
00:42:30I'm sure it broke your heart when your parents split up, but at least they're not miserable.
00:42:36I can guarantee you would like that a lot less.
00:42:42Hey.
00:42:44Come here.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:54Hey, Ben.
00:42:55Yeah.
00:42:56I'm totally reading your boner right now.
00:42:58I didn't know.
00:42:59Relax.
00:43:09Where did everybody go?
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:16We should get out, right?
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:20Let's go.
00:43:26Are they out here?
00:43:27No, we must have missed the shuttle.
00:43:29Oh, shit.
00:43:31Let's call a car.
00:43:32My phone's dead.
00:43:34Mine too.
00:43:35Oh, fuck.
00:43:36Where's our hotel?
00:43:38It's about 10,000 miles that way.
00:43:41Only 10,000 miles?
00:43:43We're going to die out here.
00:43:45Let's just walk.
00:43:46Come on.
00:43:48Come on, grubs.
00:43:50Do it.
00:43:53Are you serious?
00:43:54I'm not saying I always do it.
00:43:56That is so gross.
00:43:57Ben, don't pretend like you don't let a little dribble come out of that nanner when you're in the shower.
00:44:03I don't let a little dribble come out the nanner when I'm showering.
00:44:07If you pee in a shower, it by definition becomes a toilet.
00:44:11Oh, look at these.
00:44:13So pretty.
00:44:15I never understood flowers.
00:44:17I'm sorry.
00:44:18You don't understand them?
00:44:20They just don't make sense to me as like a symbol of love, you know?
00:44:23Why not?
00:44:24Because as soon as you get them, they're on this withering downward spiral.
00:44:28It's not about how long they last.
00:44:30It's about how it feels to get a big fucking sack of tulips.
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:34Gifts shouldn't die on you.
00:44:35That's all I'm saying.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37You said you knew where our hotel was.
00:44:39And I do.
00:44:40Where are we?
00:44:41Um...
00:44:42You don't know where we're going.
00:44:44Let's go this way.
00:44:49Oh, we're so lost.
00:44:51I think we might need to start head-shaking.
00:44:53My feet hurt.
00:44:54I'm carrying you.
00:44:59I can see the whole world from up here.
00:45:01Wait, hold on.
00:45:02Hold on.
00:45:03Look, look.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:08Spooky.
00:45:10Wait, wait.
00:45:11What?
00:45:12I can hear the highway over there.
00:45:13Let's go.
00:45:14Okay, oh, wait, hold on.
00:45:15What?
00:45:16You gotta hold your breath when you go through a cemetery.
00:45:18Oh, yeah, yeah, right, because we're sick.
00:45:19No, Ben, I'm not fucking around here.
00:45:21I'm serious.
00:45:23Oh, my God.
00:45:24What?
00:45:25You actually believe in ghosts.
00:45:27No.
00:45:35Ah!
00:45:46Oh, shit.
00:45:47Are you okay?
00:45:48Oh, my God, you really ate shit.
00:45:50You all right?
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:52You good?
00:45:54Look at that.
00:45:55Oh, you are bleeding.
00:45:56You are bleeding.
00:45:57You are not gonna make it.
00:45:59Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:46:00No, it's fine.
00:46:01I got it.
00:46:02It's fine.
00:46:03Ow, ow.
00:46:04It's fine.
00:46:33Ow.
00:46:34Okay, hold on.
00:46:35Ow, sorry.
00:46:36Here, take it.
00:46:37What?
00:46:38Under here.
00:46:39Oh, okay, yeah.
00:46:46Fuck.
00:46:47Okay, okay, I got it, I got it.
00:46:50I wanna be on top.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:52Okay, you good, you good?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54Hold on, hold on, okay.
00:46:55All right, you ready?
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:57Yeah.
00:47:03Ow, my hair, my hair, my hair, my hair.
00:47:05Ow.
00:47:09Cooter's out.
00:47:14What?
00:47:15Cooter's out.
00:47:16What are you talking about?
00:47:18Cooter.
00:47:19Oh, fucking hell.
00:47:21It's out.
00:47:22Ah.
00:47:23Sorry.
00:47:24Thank you.
00:47:25Uh-huh.
00:47:26He was talking about my mother.
00:47:29Uh-huh.
00:47:30He was talking about my vagina.
00:47:32Yeah, yeah, I put that together after the third cooter.
00:47:35Jesus.
00:47:59Oh.
00:48:00Thank you.
00:48:01Um.
00:48:02You good?
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04You?
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06You?
00:48:07You just asked me that.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09You?
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:11Well, I'll see you later.
00:48:12Bye.
00:48:13Bye.
00:48:14Bye.
00:48:15Bye.
00:48:16Bye.
00:48:17Bye.
00:48:18Bye.
00:48:19Bye.
00:48:20Bye.
00:48:21Bye.
00:48:22Bye.
00:48:23Bye.
00:48:24Bye.
00:48:25Bye.
00:48:26Bye.
00:48:27Bye.
00:48:28Bye.
00:48:29Bye.
00:48:30Bye.
00:48:31Bye.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33Well, I'll see you at the next one.
00:48:34Hey, so about last night.
00:48:35No.
00:48:36No.
00:48:37We don't need to talk about it.
00:48:38Let's just chalk it up as a whoopsie daisy.
00:48:41Wow.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:43Alright.
00:48:44Alright.
00:48:45It was, uh, cool sex.
00:48:47Yep.
00:48:48Sorry.
00:48:49Alright.
00:48:50Bring it in.
00:48:51That was weird.
00:48:52You made it weird.
00:48:53No, you did.
00:48:54You made it weird.
00:48:55You made it weird.
00:48:56Yeah, I did.
00:48:57No, you did.
00:49:08For those of you who aren't sure if you've ever seen true love,
00:49:13take a good look at Dave and Julia.
00:49:18Congratulations, you guys.
00:49:27Hey, what's up?
00:49:33I was just calling because I forgot when your flight was getting in.
00:49:37Uh, I did. Like three.
00:49:39Cool. Thursday?
00:49:41Friday.
00:49:42Right.
00:49:43I'll see you there.
00:49:45Have a good one. You know what, actually...
00:49:47Okay, you're gone.
00:49:58Ben? Ben King? Oh my god!
00:50:03Alice! Alice Morey? Is that you?
00:50:06Yeah, this is crazy. How long has it been?
00:50:09It has been forever. Oh my god, I love what you've done with your hair.
00:50:12Oh, thank you. Yes, your facelift is horrifying.
00:50:15Oh my god, I love it.
00:50:17Oh my god, I love it.
00:50:19Oh my god, I love it.
00:50:21Oh my god, I love it.
00:50:23Oh my god, I love it.
00:50:25Your facelift is horrifying.
00:50:27Oh my god, thank you so much. I cannot move my face.
00:50:30You know, the last time I saw Ben here,
00:50:32he was putting his little penisaurus inside me in a graveyard.
00:50:36Isn't that right?
00:50:39All right.
00:50:41Thank you.
00:50:45Holy shit!
00:50:48This is a fucking... It's huge!
00:50:51God, look at this big room! God!
00:50:56So comfy!
00:50:59You can't afford this.
00:51:01Oh, we're splitting it.
00:51:02Okay, yeah, we'll see about that.
00:51:07Did you do this?
00:51:11Okay.
00:51:14Wow! Oh my god, this is...
00:51:19This is incredible.
00:51:21Look at this. Yeah.
00:51:26So, how you been?
00:51:27So fucking awesome. You?
00:51:30Good. I've been crazy busy.
00:51:32Oh yeah, totally. Totally.
00:51:36Hey, so I told a couple of my friends I'm meeting by the pool in a little bit.
00:51:39You're welcome to come if you want.
00:51:41Or you can just stay here and get yourself situated or whatever.
00:51:44I know you had a long flight.
00:51:46Yeah. Yeah, I think I'll just hang back and situate.
00:51:49Well, fuck you. I'm coming. God!
00:51:53No, it was just like really simple. It was kind of out of nowhere.
00:51:56And then he was like, do you want to get married?
00:51:57Costco? Like the warehouse place?
00:52:00Yes!
00:52:01That is amazing.
00:52:02Are you guys talking shit about me again?
00:52:03No!
00:52:04We're talking about your proposal to me.
00:52:06Yeah, Costco, Brad.
00:52:08Hell yeah, Costco.
00:52:09Real romantic, dude.
00:52:10Who gives a fuck?
00:52:12When did we all decide that this was necessary?
00:52:14I mean, I love Dave and Julia, but why did we all have to fly the fuck out to Hawaii for this?
00:52:20I mean, it's nice here.
00:52:22No, but Brad has a point. This is way less special than a grocery emporium.
00:52:26What do you call it? Costco?
00:52:27Oh my God, who cares?
00:52:29Straight people overthinking it.
00:52:33Yes, that's true. That's true.
00:52:35Especially this little man.
00:52:37This is that one.
00:52:38Oh, he's the worst of the worst.
00:52:39Wait, Nick, remember Sally Clum?
00:52:42Clumshot.
00:52:43No, we're not telling this story.
00:52:44No, we are telling this story.
00:52:45Yeah, it's a Ben King classic. We have to tell it.
00:52:47So it was this girl, Sally Clum.
00:52:49Clumshot.
00:52:50Nick called her Clumshot for no reason.
00:52:51Because it's funny.
00:52:52It is funny.
00:52:53Anyway, she was wonderful. So fun.
00:52:55And then Ben dumped her after three weeks because, and I quote, he couldn't make her laugh.
00:53:00She wasn't responding to my humor.
00:53:02Wow.
00:53:03I don't have a tiny little mouth.
00:53:05It's the only way I can do your voice.
00:53:07Talk like this.
00:53:08He wasn't engaging with her.
00:53:13It's kind of close.
00:53:14Can I clarify?
00:53:15She didn't have a sense of humor.
00:53:17We couldn't laugh together.
00:53:20Straight people.
00:53:21Overthinking it.
00:53:23You're doing it now?
00:53:24Yeah, I'm part of them now.
00:53:25Good job.
00:53:26Overthinking it.
00:53:27I love her. She's great.
00:53:29So, like, what is this?
00:53:30What's going on with you two?
00:53:32What?
00:53:33What about us?
00:53:34Well, you have ridiculous vibes coming out of you and you're acting weird about it.
00:53:36Don't. Don't do this.
00:53:38Do what?
00:53:39I'm sorry, what?
00:53:40What are we doing?
00:53:41Do what?
00:53:42Yeah, we're friends. That's it.
00:53:45What?
00:53:46You fucked.
00:53:47You fucked?
00:53:48Oh.
00:53:49Right here.
00:53:50They fucked.
00:53:51They really, really fucked.
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:53They really, really fucked.
00:53:54Hey, they fucked.
00:53:58So nice of you.
00:53:59I know.
00:54:00I think we can safely say that all my friends' weddings are better than yours.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:04You know, it's not a competition, Ben.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11Everything okay?
00:54:12Yeah, yeah.
00:54:13How's my dad?
00:54:14Are you still mad at him?
00:54:16I'm not mad.
00:54:17I just...
00:54:18I don't know.
00:54:19I don't know what to tell him about this best man thing.
00:54:22Why don't you just be like, yeah, Dad, sounds great.
00:54:25Let's hug now.
00:54:26Okay.
00:54:31Hey.
00:54:32So, I've been thinking a lot about the last wedding.
00:54:38You know, what, um...
00:54:41What happened, and, um...
00:54:44You know, like, the activities that we engaged in.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52No, I'm sorry.
00:54:53I've...
00:54:54What?
00:54:55No, I have been thinking a lot about it, too.
00:55:02In a good way?
00:55:05Yes.
00:55:08You too?
00:55:09In a good way?
00:55:12Ben, you?
00:55:13Yeah.
00:55:16Okay.
00:55:18All right.
00:55:19All right.
00:55:24I missed you.
00:55:25Did you?
00:55:27Wait, wait.
00:55:28Why haven't we hung out?
00:55:29You didn't ask me.
00:55:30You didn't ask me.
00:55:31I thought you were busy.
00:55:32No, you weren't.
00:55:33What?
00:55:34You were scared.
00:55:35No, you weren't.
00:55:36You scared little bitch.
00:55:37What is this outfit?
00:55:38It's a romper.
00:55:39Does it work?
00:55:40Get it off!
00:55:41Just help me with it.
00:55:42Get it off!
00:55:48Hey, Alice.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50I don't want to alarm you.
00:55:51What?
00:55:52But I think I'm a robe guy.
00:55:54Oh, wow.
00:55:55Can't believe that fits your lanky body.
00:55:58I mean, it only kind of does, but I feel like I'm showing just enough leg, right?
00:56:02Yeah.
00:56:03And then the rest is just breezy, and I feel beautiful.
00:56:06Okay, but are you going to get dressed?
00:56:08Because it's in 15 minutes.
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no.
00:56:11This is me now.
00:56:12This is me forever.
00:56:13Forever?
00:56:14Okay, I like it.
00:56:15Oh, you like it?
00:56:16Yeah.
00:56:17That's good.
00:56:18Hi.
00:56:19You know, everyone has a point.
00:56:20I don't think we look bad together.
00:56:22Oh, it's everyone that thinks that?
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Yeah?
00:56:26I mean, they say it to me a lot.
00:56:27Don't you get the same thing?
00:56:29No, I mostly get, why do you spend so much time with that Radio Shack employee?
00:56:34The Radio Shack is not a thing anymore.
00:56:36Well, it still looks like you work there.
00:56:38That makes it sadder, you know?
00:56:40Yeah, okay.
00:56:41I see it.
00:56:48Hey, what if we stayed for longer?
00:56:50Really?
00:56:52Yeah, you know, just a day or two.
00:56:57Seriously?
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:01Okay.
00:57:03Yeah.
00:57:04Yeah, I could get down with that.
00:57:06You could?
00:57:07I could.
00:57:08Yeah?
00:57:09Yeah!
00:57:10Really?
00:57:11Yes!
00:57:12Well, then I'll change our reservation.
00:57:13Okay, Boomshakalaka!
00:57:14No.
00:57:15What?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17We put Boomshakalaka away, remember?
00:57:18No, you said only on special occasions, and this is pretty fucking special.
00:57:21I don't know if it qualifies.
00:57:23Boomshakalaka!
00:57:33Boomshakalaka!
00:57:34Boomshakalaka!
00:57:35Boomshakalaka!
00:58:03Boomshakalaka!
00:58:05Boomshakalaka!
00:58:07Boomshakalaka!
00:58:09Boomshakalaka!
00:58:11Boomshakalaka!
00:58:13Boomshakalaka!
00:58:15Boomshakalaka!
00:58:17Boomshakalaka!
00:58:19Boomshakalaka!
00:58:21Boomshakalaka!
00:58:23Boomshakalaka!
00:58:25Boomshakalaka!
00:58:27Boomshakalaka!
00:58:29Boomshakalaka!
00:58:31Boomshakalaka!
00:58:33Boomshakalaka!
00:58:35Boomshakalaka!
00:58:37Boomshakalaka!
00:58:39Boomshakalaka!
00:58:41Boomshakalaka!
00:58:43Boomshakalaka!
00:58:45Boomshakalaka!
00:58:47Boomshakalaka!
00:58:49Boomshakalaka!
00:58:51Boomshakalaka!
00:58:53Boomshakalaka!
00:58:55Boomshakalaka!
00:58:57Boomshakalaka!
00:58:59Boomshakalaka!
00:59:01Boomshakalaka!
00:59:03Boomshakalaka!
00:59:05Boomshakalaka!
00:59:11So Lily was always
00:59:13the better sister.
00:59:15I mean she did everything perfectly.
00:59:17She got a 4.0 GPA.
00:59:21She was the captain of the soccer team.
00:59:23She graduated
00:59:25with honors from Harvard.
00:59:27and then she decided to marry Jordan.
00:59:30Thanks, Dad.
00:59:33Um, but, yeah, no.
00:59:35I'm-I'm very happy that the two of them are together,
00:59:38and if I can just give one word or two words of advice,
00:59:43uh, to Jordan, it would be,
00:59:46buckle up.
00:59:48And, yeah, thanks.
00:59:50That's the end of the speech.
00:59:54Well, it's about damn time.
00:59:56That's what I say.
00:59:57Relax, Mom.
00:59:58You guys have known each other, what, ten years?
01:00:00Yeah, but it's not like we were hanging out the entire time.
01:00:02Yeah, but Lily and Jordan just met two years ago,
01:00:05and they're getting married tomorrow.
01:00:06Mom, leave me out of it.
01:00:07Well, come on.
01:00:09Ben, I get it.
01:00:10You were probably heartbroken when she was with Nate, right?
01:00:12Mom, what?
01:00:13I bet you hated Nate.
01:00:14I didn't really know him.
01:00:15Hey, hon, how much longer before the potatoes are ready?
01:00:18They're done. Why?
01:00:19Oh, I'm just trying to gauge how much longer
01:00:21before I put the branzino on the grill.
01:00:22Fifteen minutes ago!
01:00:24Whoops.
01:00:25I don't think it's any easier.
01:00:27So, what's the problem?
01:00:29Are you afraid of strong women?
01:00:31What? No, no, no, no.
01:00:33I love strong women.
01:00:34Okay, so what took you so long?
01:00:35You don't have to answer that, Mom.
01:00:36No, I can answer that. It's okay.
01:00:38You have to stop asking so many questions
01:00:40because you're asking so many questions!
01:00:42Answer it!
01:00:43So?
01:00:44We were just friends.
01:00:45Friends? Friends grow on trees.
01:00:47But let me tell you what doesn't grow on trees.
01:00:49Wives.
01:00:50Now, this fine piece right here.
01:00:52Mom, don't call me a fine piece.
01:00:53What?
01:00:54You're my daughter.
01:00:55It's okay if I think you're a fine slice.
01:00:57Look, he obviously agrees
01:00:59or we wouldn't be throwing it into you.
01:01:01Okay, that's enough.
01:01:02Ben, go see if my dad needs help with the grill.
01:01:04Yep.
01:01:05Great.
01:01:06It's crazy.
01:01:07You two have nothing in common.
01:01:08Fuck off.
01:01:10Hey, Mr. Mori.
01:01:11Hey, how's it going?
01:01:12Good. You need any help?
01:01:14Um...
01:01:16No.
01:01:20I didn't know you were in band.
01:01:22Hell yeah.
01:01:23Clarinet.
01:01:25Third chair, baby.
01:01:27Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid had a crush on you.
01:01:30How do you know that?
01:01:31Because he wrote,
01:01:32He Has a Crush on Me.
01:01:36Oh, Jesus.
01:01:39Hey.
01:01:40You ready for ultimate hotness?
01:01:43What?
01:01:47Sexy, sexy.
01:01:49Oh, yes.
01:01:51This is the full 7th grade Alice experience.
01:01:54Yes, it is, young man.
01:01:56Oh, my God.
01:01:57I've never done this before.
01:02:05You gotta take it out.
01:02:06Is it too much?
01:02:07I can feel it.
01:02:10Hey, um, Nate texted you.
01:02:13Like, just now?
01:02:14Yeah.
01:02:16Do you want to check it or...
01:02:19No.
01:02:20I'm good.
01:02:22Really?
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:24Check it.
01:02:25You want me to check it?
01:02:26No.
01:02:27I mean, you can.
01:02:28I would.
01:02:29No, I know what it says.
01:02:30I don't need to check that.
01:02:32What does it say?
01:02:33Probably like,
01:02:34Oh, Alice, I miss you.
01:02:36I made a mistake.
01:02:40That doesn't mess with you, like, at all?
01:02:42No, dude.
01:02:44I'm with you.
01:02:46You know.
01:02:47I'm with you.
01:02:49This guy.
01:03:00Um, well, I think maybe we wait till we're back home to do this.
01:03:10Are you being serious?
01:03:11Yeah, yeah.
01:03:12I don't want your mom to come in here and, like, bop me on the head.
01:03:16Bop you?
01:03:18Yeah, bop me.
01:03:20Um, cool, yeah.
01:03:22Yeah.
01:03:23No, it's fine.
01:03:24No, I, I was just, I just figured maybe the walls are kind of thin.
01:03:27Maybe your parents can hear us.
01:03:28I mean, they can't, but yeah.
01:03:30It's okay.
01:03:31We have to wake up early anyway.
01:03:34Hey.
01:03:35You know what we're going to do when we get back home?
01:03:37What?
01:03:38Just sex.
01:03:41Just hardcore fucking.
01:03:44Okay.
01:03:46Go to bed.
01:03:49Hey, I'm totally cool if you want to check that text.
01:03:52Oh, my God.
01:03:53Shut up.
01:03:55Where are the caterers?
01:03:56They were supposed to be here an hour ago.
01:03:59Dolores, please put down those flowers.
01:04:02Mitchell, why are you dressed?
01:04:04I need a little help with the collage.
01:04:06It's taking forever.
01:04:07Are you kidding?
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:10I, I can help.
01:04:11Go, go, go.
01:04:13I hope you're better with a glue stick than you are with a helium tank.
01:04:16Hey, Mr. Mori.
01:04:17How's it going?
01:04:18Good.
01:04:19What can I do?
01:04:20We're collaging.
01:04:21Start with that pile.
01:04:22Cut around heads.
01:04:23Okay.
01:04:24Leave the ears, though.
01:04:25Yeah.
01:04:26What am I supposed to do with this?
01:04:28Just zhuzh.
01:04:30What is zhuzhing?
01:04:32It's like fluffing.
01:04:33Like that?
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:37Are you nervous?
01:04:39No.
01:04:43Are you jealous?
01:04:46Jesus Christ.
01:04:48You are a monster in this dress.
01:04:50Hey, you're not allowed to say mean things.
01:04:52I'm just kidding.
01:04:53I love you.
01:04:54I love you.
01:04:56I can't believe you made me wear this stupid dress.
01:05:01You look pretty.
01:05:03Okay.
01:05:08You can put that one next to the engagement picture right there.
01:05:12No problem.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:21Is this Alice?
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23Look at that hat.
01:05:24Isn't she cute?
01:05:31Oops.
01:05:32I don't know how Nate got in there.
01:05:34Probably should have thrown that one out.
01:05:35I'm sorry.
01:05:36Oh, no.
01:05:37Hey, it happens, right?
01:05:38Yeah.
01:05:42I'm really glad you came along, Ben.
01:05:45I haven't seen my daughter this happy in a long time.
01:05:55Everybody's moving so slowly.
01:05:57Come on.
01:05:58Dad.
01:05:59This is not good here.
01:06:01Why aren't the flowers already here?
01:06:03For God's sake.
01:06:04It's okay.
01:06:05It's all right.
01:06:06It's all right.
01:06:07It's beautiful.
01:06:08You've done an amazing job.
01:06:09I love you.
01:06:10I love you, too.
01:06:11All right.
01:06:12Okay.
01:06:13Hi.
01:06:14Hi.
01:06:15Oh, my God.
01:06:16How are you?
01:06:17Hi, Ben.
01:06:18Hi, Ben.
01:06:19This is Ben.
01:06:20Sorry, I didn't introduce you.
01:06:21This is Darlene.
01:06:22How's it going?
01:06:23What's happening?
01:06:24This is Ben.
01:06:25Hello.
01:06:26Hi.
01:06:27Thank you, Uncle Peter.
01:06:29Ben.
01:06:30Ben.
01:06:31It's just a grill master.
01:06:32Come on.
01:06:33No, no, no, no, no.
01:06:34It's okay.
01:06:35It's fine.
01:06:36Just come this way.
01:06:37Okay, now I need to recheck those.
01:06:38Now I need to recheck.
01:06:39Well, I need to look.
01:06:40How tall are you?
01:06:41You're too tall.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Right here.
01:06:44Yes.
01:06:45Perfect.
01:06:46Okay.
01:06:47Ready?
01:06:48So, to wrap it all up, Jordan, don't get drunk because you're going to have to perform tonight.
01:06:56Right?
01:06:58Thanks to Kit and Kate for the wonderful flowers.
01:07:02They were amazing.
01:07:03And a round of applause for Ben, Alice's new boyfriend.
01:07:07We like him because he's cute.
01:07:11Yeah, Ben.
01:07:12Thank you.
01:07:13So, you know, enjoy the food.
01:07:16Celebrate.
01:07:17Congratulations, Lily.
01:07:18Okay.
01:07:19Okay.
01:07:20That's it.
01:07:21Yeah.
01:07:22Wow.
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24She's on fire tonight.
01:07:25She is freaking bullet.
01:07:26She's killing it.
01:07:27Wow.
01:07:28Are you doing okay?
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:30Yeah.
01:07:31No, I'm good.
01:07:32Okay.
01:07:33It's more than you could have possibly imagined, right?
01:07:36No, no, no.
01:07:37It's great.
01:07:38Alice.
01:07:39Get over here.
01:07:40Get over here.
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:42Say hi to your cousin.
01:07:43Okay.
01:07:44You're doing great.
01:07:45Hurry.
01:07:46I'm coming.
01:07:47I have.
01:07:48What's up?
01:07:49Hi.
01:07:50How are you?
01:07:51As Nick's best man, I could tell you all the stories about his past boyfriends.
01:08:01And as Brett's best man, I could tell you all the stories about his ex-girlfriends.
01:08:05But we're not going to do that.
01:08:07No, we are not.
01:08:08Because we love each other.
01:08:09Yes.
01:08:10And because my ex is here.
01:08:12Hi, Chloe.
01:08:13Hi, Brett.
01:08:14Oh, don't you talk to him, bitch.
01:08:15Ben, let's go.
01:08:24What are you doing?
01:08:26Writing a card for Brett and Nick.
01:08:28Okay.
01:08:29Oh, God.
01:08:34What are these pillows?
01:08:36I don't know.
01:08:37I think it was a gift.
01:08:38Okay, I'm going to buy you new ones.
01:08:39You don't have to do that.
01:08:40Yes, I do.
01:08:41They're burning my eyes.
01:08:43Well, I like them.
01:08:44How much longer?
01:08:45Love.
01:08:46Great.
01:08:47Alice.
01:08:48And Ben.
01:08:49There we go.
01:08:50All right.
01:08:51Okay.
01:08:52You ready?
01:08:53Yeah, I've been ready.
01:08:54Do you have the gifts in your car?
01:09:00Uh-oh.
01:09:01Alice.
01:09:02I'm so sorry.
01:09:03Seriously?
01:09:04I left it at my house.
01:09:05We can swing by and pick it up.
01:09:06No, no.
01:09:07We don't have time for that.
01:09:08Fuck.
01:09:09Okay.
01:09:10Come on.
01:09:11All right, let's go.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13Oh, I hate this.
01:09:14I hate showing up empty-handed.
01:09:15It's fine.
01:09:16I promise you they don't give a shit.
01:09:17I give a shit?
01:09:18Hand-delivering a gift.
01:09:19It's a classic move.
01:09:20Okay, well, I never give a gift.
01:09:21You never give a gift?
01:09:22What does that mean?
01:09:23No.
01:09:24They should give me a gift for coming to this shit.
01:09:25Do you hear yourself right now?
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:27That's the most selfish shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
01:09:28In my entire life.
01:09:29It's true.
01:09:30It's true.
01:09:31It's true.
01:09:32It's true.
01:09:33It's true.
01:09:34It's true.
01:09:35It's true.
01:09:36In my entire life.
01:09:37In my entire life.
01:09:38In my entire life.
01:09:39In my entire life.
01:09:40Should it be refrigerated?
01:09:41No, we're already going to the roof.
01:09:42Oh, are you friends of Brett and Nick?
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:44I'm Ben, this is Alice.
01:09:45I can introduce myself.
01:09:46I'm Alice, this is Ben.
01:09:47Oh, pleased to meet you guys.
01:09:48I'm Jackie.
01:09:49Greg.
01:09:50We're the downstairs neighbors.
01:09:51Do you guys know if there's going to be food at this thing?
01:09:52I already told you that there isn't.
01:09:53I don't know.
01:09:54I don't know.
01:09:55You've never ever been wrong in your life?
01:09:56See?
01:09:57They have a gift.
01:09:58Okay, you know what?
01:09:59Can you just, can you let it go?
01:10:00Okay, you know what? Can you just can you let it go? I really don't want to go through the whole party in a fight
01:10:05I'm not doing anything
01:10:07You're being a little shitty
01:10:09Don't do that
01:10:11Don't do that. Don't make me feel crazy because you know, I literally left a present at home
01:10:16It should not be this big of a deal. Are you kidding me? It's a big deal
01:10:20I asked you to pick it up like what three times
01:10:22Who cares that you're literally the only person who doesn't use gift registries
01:10:27That's what's special about actually hand-delivering a gift. You can see the reaction you can see the joy. It's amazing
01:10:33Well, we got them a Keurig. I don't think the two of them exactly come with enthusiasm. We're never gonna know now
01:10:47You guys I'm so sorry we don't come bearing gifts buzzer here left it at home seriously
01:10:52I'm joking. It was me. I'm the monster who left your Keurig at home. I'm sorry
01:10:56Keurig it's a little coffee thing with the pods. Oh
01:11:03Yeah, yeah, well you blew the surprise, okay, she blew the surprise, I'm sorry
01:11:08No for the record. I don't give a shit that you left it at home. Okay. Well forget it
01:11:12Congratulations, you guys
01:11:16Please yes, please please please
01:11:26Oh
01:11:30Okay, so they ran out of beer started to settle for whatever was in the plastic jug
01:11:40Yeah
01:11:43Hey for Jacob and Anna's wedding
01:11:45I was thinking that we just do the same thing that we did at the beach and stick around a couple extra days
01:11:51Yeah, I don't know I don't know if I can make it to that one what why
01:11:56I just I have a thing a thing. Yeah, it's a work thing. I can't move it
01:12:00No, we're not making me go to Jacob Kartelli's wedding by myself
01:12:06Pretty sure you can handle it
01:12:08Then you're coming to the wedding. You don't get to just bail cuz you're in a mood
01:12:12I'm not in a mood. Yes, you are. You're in a little bitch mood cuz the coffee maker. It's not the coffee maker
01:12:18I
01:12:24Sorry, I just I need a second
01:12:37There you are
01:12:40Jesus hey
01:12:43Are you smoking? Yeah bombs it off of somebody
01:12:48Look like a fucking idiot smoking that thing. Yeah
01:12:54What's going on with you nothing I'm just thinking
01:12:59About I don't stuff Oh stuff. Okay in that case, I'll leave you be. Hey, stop. Talk to me. I
01:13:08Just I don't I've been thinking about
01:13:11Us, you know about what this is
01:13:13We were dating. It's not a huge fucking mystery. It's not weird to you
01:13:19You know that we're all of a sudden like this couple. Oh
01:13:22Ben this isn't sudden. We've been doing this for a while. I mean Jesus you came to my sister's wedding with me
01:13:29Yeah, yeah, because that's that was the deal. That's what we do
01:13:34Are you fucking serious I just I I never I never saw us as as a thing
01:13:39So neither did I I quite frankly I was repulsed by the idea of you. Thanks, but it changed and it just it happened
01:13:49I can just I can feel you
01:13:51settling in and
01:13:53I'm having doubts
01:13:55Okay
01:13:57That's okay, I mean, I mean you're allowed to have doubt it's just I don't think we have
01:14:03You know what like Brett and Nick have
01:14:06What two dicks? No just
01:14:09Alice I look at some of these couples and they're not like us. They just they have this
01:14:15This love yeah. Yeah. Well, I love you dumbass
01:14:27Do you love me I don't know
01:14:38So that's a no it's an I don't know okay Alice I just need to be a hundred percent
01:14:43Alice I just need to be a hundred percent certain with you and I'm not I'm not right now. Oh my gosh, I
01:14:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have stopped this a long time ago. It's my bad. I'm sorry this I'm serious
01:14:54We have a good thing. Okay, I'm not I'm not asking you to marry me not asking you to move in
01:15:00I mean what what do you need? What this is good. You just have to give it a chance. Just just I can't I can't I
01:15:08Can't just say fuck it and then hurt you the way that Nate did I'm sorry
01:15:12But that would kill me if I did that to you. Don't say that to me
01:15:16You are hurting me way more than Nate ever hurt me
01:15:21God Ben you talk about how you want love you're always looking for love and I'm here
01:15:27It's standing right in front of you and you can't
01:15:34Don't don't
01:15:38Fucking say you're sorry. You are not. Sorry Ben. You think you're this good guy and you're not
01:15:45You are not
01:15:48You're fucking asshole Alice fucking give a shit honestly
01:16:08Before the wedding I sat down with Josh and Allison and had them each tell me what they thought about one another
01:16:15What makes up their love what makes them soulmates and there for one another?
01:16:20I am always very impressed with your love. You may now kiss the bride
01:16:27muzzle
01:16:29You
01:16:37The first time that Allison met Josh she just straight-up farted and then she blamed me for it
01:16:46Didn't you Allison
01:16:56Yeah, I'm a VP at a startup
01:17:00It's not
01:17:19Michael Kara, I have one last thing to say to you both
01:17:30You
01:17:35How many keys you want I just want
01:17:49You're here alone sort of I'm Michael's cousin no boyfriend
01:18:00You
01:18:15What being that guy that guy yeah, it's not great come on take a seat
01:18:24What are you doing what I'm having a good time no you aren't that's not fun
01:18:28That does not look like you're having fun. I'm having a ball. I'm having a regular old ball of a time
01:18:33I'm flying solo, buddy. Ah
01:18:36Sure, it's great. Where's Alice? I mean, I thought you guys were doing all these weddings together. We sort of
01:18:42We sort of imploded I
01:18:47Imploded it. Mm-hmm
01:18:49Why cuz man? I don't know. I don't I don't know if I can be with her, you know forever. Oh
01:18:56What?
01:18:58You know how you're a dumb guy, yeah, I think these weddings are making you dumber
01:19:05Yeah, maybe no more weddings they're bad for me if I got an invited to another one I'm gonna be like a no
01:19:11Thank you. Okay. I can't go. I can't do it
01:19:14It's just like why is everybody's so in love and just so just sure dude. They're not
01:19:21What are you talking? What are you talking about? You have never had doubts about Amanda. Why would you say that?
01:19:26How do you know do you like watch us like all the time you have a camera set up in our house
01:19:31Jesus I have doubts about Amanda all the time
01:19:34We're not perfect me and Amanda getting married. We're just going for it. We don't know
01:19:42So, what's the point because it's fun
01:19:45you know, it's it is it's a really fun party and
01:19:49it's nice to tell someone that
01:19:52you're in and
01:19:54To say to their face in front of this room full of people
01:19:59It's nice to hear it back
01:20:03Look man, I love you. You're the best but you're not that great
01:20:10Right now you're kind of like that guy in an ice cream store who like samples every single flavor before he picks one
01:20:15That guy sucks
01:20:17But how can I know what's best though?
01:20:20You won't
01:20:24I
01:20:28Fucked up
01:20:31Yes, you did
01:20:54You
01:21:08Man how are you? Hey, mr. Chardy, how are you? I saw your dad yesterday
01:21:13He said you might be looking for a new line of work. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah, I don't really know
01:21:19I really think you should consider the flavor business. We could use smart people like yourself
01:21:24Yeah, just yesterday. My associate perfected a new jalapeno
01:21:29Pomegranate flavor. Have you ever heard of such a thing? No, no. No, I haven't. Hey, mr. Chardy. Have you seen Alice Murray today?
01:21:36We also found a way to make barbecue sprinkles
01:21:40Not very good
01:21:45Nate Ben, how you doing, dude?
01:21:50I
01:21:53I'm good. Yeah
01:21:55Harry Ricciardi, hey Liam. I
01:21:58Thought you couldn't come to this one
01:22:00Yeah, I
01:22:02Move my thing
01:22:04well
01:22:05If you'll excuse me, I have to go find the missus
01:22:11So those flowers for me big guy, oh, uh, I know no they're there they're for um
01:22:19They're there for her
01:22:22Cartelli stepmom. Yeah, she didn't she love flowers. Here you go. All right
01:22:27Oh
01:22:29Oh
01:22:53Yes, this guy King Ben of the beast Oh
01:22:59Then sanity a cartelli, how are you? I'm great man. This is
01:23:08And my little brother just got married I mean it is it's the best
01:23:20Do you think it'll ever happen for us this
01:23:28I don't know
01:23:34Is this crazy you and me should go out one of these nights, you know because I need a wingman
01:23:39You know because I haven't had sex in like six years six years
01:23:51Hey cartelli, I'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Hey, I'm here for you whenever so just hit me up
01:23:57Throw up the bad signal
01:24:04Let's go fucking party
01:24:14Hey
01:24:17Hey, hi
01:24:21Do you need to use the girls room? No
01:24:27Those flowers were for you, by the way, yeah, I know. Yeah, I
01:24:32Was surprised I I thought you didn't like the concept of flowers. Yeah, but I know you do
01:24:39Does he does he know about me?
01:24:41Yeah
01:24:44He doesn't love it, but you know the whole Shana from accounting thing kind of cancels out right? Yeah
01:24:51Um
01:24:53Hey, can I can I say something? Uh, no, just I just need to say one thing and I'll leave you alone
01:25:00I swear really can't handle big speech right now, but it's not a big speech
01:25:05It's a medium medium speech
01:25:09Alice you were right
01:25:11You were right about me
01:25:13I'm an asshole
01:25:16And you're right about these weddings I
01:25:19Can't do them on my own. It's impossible. It's cuz you're lonely. No, it's because you're not there
01:25:26You're not there to
01:25:27Insult everything that I do
01:25:29You're not there to make fun of groomsmen photos and in vows and all the other bullshit
01:25:36You're not there to order fish at a fucking diner
01:25:40And the worst part about all this is that you're not there
01:25:44Because I hurt you I
01:25:48Heard the one person that never deserved it and I
01:25:52Pushed you away because I'm dumb and I'm selfish and fuck me for being too late, but I love you Alice
01:26:03Of course
01:26:07And I really everything okay, we're
01:26:11Yeah
01:26:13Yeah, sorry Nate, can we just get five minutes I should really go back inside
01:26:21Five
01:26:23I
01:26:39Alice
01:26:41Dad what's wrong? I'm fucking high Jesus
01:26:46Where are you dad golf course?
01:26:49Golf course so goddamn wet over here. What are you doing at a golf course at 1 in the morning?
01:26:56Okay. Okay. I'm coming
01:27:07Ben
01:27:09Thank God you're here. Yeah, what the hell happened? It's a whole big thing Ben. We ate all this acid. We went nuts
01:27:15Why why'd you do any of that? It's my bachelor party Ben. It's his bachelor party
01:27:20It's his bachelor party Ben. Can I answer to you gentlemen and a quick trip to the diner? Yeah
01:27:26No, I'm dropping everyone off at home
01:27:33Guys where am I going drop them in?
01:27:38You know, I don't know where to go, you know, I don't know where to go
01:27:43No, don't get into maps and I need to get some expert dad just do it yourself
01:27:57Thanks, man, you're the best
01:28:12I'm driving that energy. Okay, this is how to get me tuck tuck back there
01:28:20Then
01:28:21I'm so glad you're my best man
01:28:24I'm not your best man dad. It is so cool
01:28:28You are the best man
01:28:33Best man now I get why it's called that I
01:28:40Can't wait for your wife
01:28:42Yeah, here we go. You think it's gonna be Alice
01:28:47No, dad why she's so wacky we broke up oh no, that's too bad
01:28:58Ben yeah, yeah dad
01:29:02Do you hate Gina
01:29:04No, no, tell me the fucking truth. I don't hate Gina. Then why are you so mad about us?
01:29:11I'm not mad dad. I just
01:29:14Dad you're a little bit hard to root for sometimes
01:29:20When you and mom split
01:29:21It really messed me up
01:29:24And I just decided I didn't want to be like you guys. I just wanted to find the one and
01:29:28Hang on to her forever
01:29:32And now I'm completely alone so
01:29:36And you're just moving on to your next family
01:29:40But
01:29:42I'm sorry that your mother and I splitting up hurt you so much
01:29:46What she and I had was great
01:29:50I'd be nothing if I hadn't met her and I wouldn't have you
01:29:54And buddy
01:29:57As long as I'm alive you will never be alone
01:30:02You
01:30:09Hey Ben, yeah
01:30:12Can we do drive-thru?
01:30:14Sure, is there somewhere you want to go that burger?
01:30:19Where what what is that burger they get a patty made with organic
01:30:25soy meat and
01:30:27They cook it with lasers
01:30:30It's a perfect burger
01:30:34Okay, dad
01:30:38Don't take the freeway take service
01:30:49Hey everyone, thanks for coming
01:30:52I'm Ben and
01:30:54most of you here probably know me as Chuck's son and
01:30:57If you're wondering why I'm up here giving his best man speech so am I
01:31:05Truth is I put up a pretty big stink about all this. I
01:31:12Just didn't want to do it
01:31:15To me a third marriage was ill-advised. I mean hell even a second one was hard to swallow
01:31:22But
01:31:24Also, I just didn't get it I
01:31:29believed in things like fate and
01:31:32Love at first sight that once you found the one
01:31:36That was the ballgame
01:31:40But the truth is if you spend your whole life looking for perfect
01:31:46You wind up with nothing
01:31:56See there are many innings to this ballgame
01:31:59And I don't think love is about chance run-ins or cute accidents
01:32:05It's simpler than that
01:32:08It's about finding someone you want to hang out with
01:32:11It's about finding someone you want to hang out with as long as humanly possible just
01:32:19Just trying not to screw it up
01:32:26Keep going
01:32:29But you will mess up
01:32:33No matter how hard you try you'll get in your own way
01:32:41But if you can learn from your mistakes
01:32:47You know, you don't deserve a second chance, right? Oh, yeah
01:32:53You might just build something
01:32:58Even better
01:33:01So I'd like to raise a glass
01:33:05Gina dad
01:33:07Congratulations
01:33:38You
01:33:44That's it
01:33:46What do you mean? That's it. You cannot shout out your dad's divorces. That's insane. Gina's gonna kill you
01:33:52I'm just trying to be honest and be honest say I learned about love after I heard Alice and then came crawling back
01:34:00I did not come crawling back. Oh you
01:34:03Fucking crawled you crawled Benjamin if anything you crawled back
01:34:08Don't you fucking dare you did you literally waited for me to come home and then you kiss me real good
01:34:13That's not how I remember it Alice. Are you actually gonna help me with this speech? Yes. Okay, Ben
01:34:18Why don't you end it with boom shakalaka? Hell? Yes
01:34:33You