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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14I'm excited why am I excited because I get to watch another episode of men behaving badly with my boys Gary, Tony
00:20And I'm anxious to see what's gonna happen on this episode
00:24I got to stay tuned to find out if you happen to be new to this channel or you're recurring welcome back
00:29But ladies and gentlemen snacks is not included damn it. You got to bring your own
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00:41Snacks not included let's freakin go
00:59I
01:29Those must be the two scariest words in the English language what?
01:36Sailing weekend, let's go on a sailing weekend in actual fact
01:41I think I'd rather go on having your nose pulled off weekend or a sitting in sick weekend
01:47Don't go
01:50I've already bought one of those shiny yellow hats that sailing people wear
01:55It's the point of sailing silly little wobbly boats with silly wobbly people on them
02:02There's nothing silly or wobbly about me and Deborah
02:05Well, I don't know where you got that
02:10Got it I
02:12Think there's only one thing more pointless than sailing asking you to shut your face
02:20Flying a kite
02:22Right you you stand in a wind you get some dreary slave to run along with it
02:28It flaps about a bit. It pops to the ground. You spend an hour winding up the string and then you go home
02:35No, I tell you what, in fact, I'll tell a light there is a more pointless thing puppet shows
02:39Staging your own puppet shows and doing the voices of the little characters while wiggling them around
02:46You really are an incredibly joyless character aren't you? No, not me. I'm built for fun
02:53Really? Yeah, all my friends think you're built for pointing at and slapping
02:58Not wrong
03:01You're so funny my bedroom and make love why who's in there
03:09Deborah's coming down in a minute. Well, she'll understand she knows people have to have sex
03:14She doesn't she has no idea
03:17What am I supposed to do for sex this weekend? Well, I don't need to draw you a picture
03:22How cramped you felt when I was living here you kept going on about needing more quality bloke time more lager space
03:31That was last week. I'm changeable. That's why I'm so fascinating
03:36It's good that we do our own thing
03:39What's tragic is that your thing seems to be watching TV drinking beer and talking to Tony in your unusual homemade
03:46grunting language
03:56Look brilliant in it
04:02You'll have to help us out with what it is
04:04Now this is good, I'm doing the garden up for us
04:07This is one of me stools for me wooden seating area and there's gonna be a wooden
04:12Barbecue and a little wooden wheelbarrow with a little wooden wheel
04:16So would very much the theme then Tony
04:21Yeah, and I'm gonna convert the shed into sauna sauna sauna really
04:28So
04:32You won't be begging and pleading Debra to hop into your converted shed with you wearing nothing but a little tiny towel
04:48Like Georgie from the
04:59I've got to show you me plans before you go away
05:08Now you see there'll be a seating area here
05:14With stools and there'll be a barbecue here you see for Barbies
05:20Yeah, toss me over one of those pork chop guys. Will you cover?
05:25And another teeny from me took a beg
05:34Okay, Mike and if there's any wood left over I'm gonna make a wishing well don't Tony, okay
05:41Why have you drawn people lying down in the shed? Yeah
05:46Right. Now that I think is now a sauna
05:50Yes sauna, it's a Swedish thing I know
05:54Where's the shed going? No, you see I'm converting this shed into a sauna. I suppose technically it'll be called
06:08Yeah, anyway, I hope to have it completed over the weekend so that when you get back from your sailing weekend
06:13We can you know, just pop straight into the sauna
06:17Apparently you go in all tense and you come out all floppy
06:25And it's really healthy let's say after half an hour in the sauna you can see the dirt oozing out of you
06:31It's a bit like sitting in the shed
06:36Excellent I
06:39Might argue if I really thought for one minute you would actually do it. No. No, I am actually serious
06:45I've even chosen the towels look
06:50It's too big on the small side, aren't they I checked in sauna magazine these are pretty standard
06:58Can you honestly imagine me wearing that?
07:04You have to ask
07:09Very much, though
07:15I
07:19Went that straight now. Yeah
07:23So you reckon the old the old saunas they answer with Deborah then yeah, yeah
07:27She once told me that the heat makes her feel sexy
07:30And you reckon she'll still feel sexy lying basically in a warm shed. No, no, I'll get it out like a proper sauna
07:37You know pictures of Scandinavians
07:40Yeah
07:43Or a photo of an open sandwich, that's very Scandinavian. Yeah
07:46Hey, you know, Abba is made up of their initials. Yeah. Yeah one of the thinking, right?
07:51What if Agnetha or Anna Fred had been called say Betty then Abba would have been known as Bob. Yeah
07:59And if Benny had been called Sven
08:01Abba would have been called Saab
08:04And if they teamed up
08:06With the Bee Gees Barry Robin and Morris, whoa, they're gonna call themselves problem
08:16Do we go doing
08:21Water skiing where's your skis?
08:26Familiar
08:29Hi nice washing
08:36Give me a minute. Sorry mate. It's okay. So where'd you get your shorts?
08:44Me mum's got some just like him which of us are you asking?
08:53One man had some just like them it can't be like both of them. Yeah
08:59Like to come to a barbecue tonight, it'll be there
09:07Oh shit party time baby, let's go
09:14Brilliant
09:16I
09:35Listen mate, I've been thinking we better allocate birds. We can't just steam in there mob-handed
09:40We got to treat these girls with the respect they deserve as two separate chicks
09:44Yeah, and I think Paula is the one for me. Why?
09:51Smile smile. Yeah, I could be that little tinkle in a laugh little tinkle. Yeah, I think it's probably because she's obviously begging for it
10:00Thanks, so while you're off playing who's Bush with your sexy, please
10:04Get to chat to a librarian friend about what the weather's been doing. Yeah
10:08I'm a single bloke and you've got Dorothy. Well, who knows what she's up to
10:13It was a handful of your horn
10:18First time one of us has gone away for the weekend and she's ended up
10:23Shitting up some blokes mast and hoisting his giblet or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, it was with you. Yeah
10:32You know what it's like I mean you're sitting on a sofa with a girl next minute your tongues
10:36Ah
10:40All right, then you have Paula quite fancy car anyway and they say it's always a quiet ones no, I'm owing cow
10:55I've had a great day building stuff
11:01Hey, you know, I always wanted to be a carpenter
11:06I don't mean in the group the carpenters
11:09So I once built a tree house in our garden, but we didn't have any trees so I built it on the ground
11:16Yeah, I built a Wendy house when I was little obviously I called it a Gary house I
11:22Used to eat all my meals in it. I didn't want to but my parents insisted
11:30We did one book at school, you know, but I got chucked out for nailing Dave top into the workbench
11:35If it wasn't for that I'd probably be a carpenter now and I don't mean in the group the carpenters
11:41Yes, maybe too
11:53How is that ladies and gents
12:04Oh
12:14What we doing wrong, I don't know me I'm supposed to blow on it or something
12:25Maybe we should buy some sort of my fluid
12:34I
12:42Know on it. It looks like it's going out
12:45Flames build up really quite substantially to work to seal the juices in see them in I reckon you'll scare the crap out of them
12:58Hi hi
13:00Yeah, yeah, I'm what Tony's doing now is going around and nicely ensuring that the barbecue stays under control
13:16Thank You Tony
13:18Interest you in a beverage. What can I get for you? Do you have anything other than lager? Yeah
13:27Okay, so you're going for the lager
13:29What's that hot sauce choice
13:33Allow me
13:49I think they're nearly done
13:52So welcome welcome. I must say you're a great improvement on the last tenant. She's a squalid old
13:59She still lives there. Oh
14:03Stand down with it so tomorrow having a crazy time in London, you know, I can be a bit of a wild child me
14:11great
14:13What about you Paula I've left my husband with the kids it's great really like you
14:21Carol do you do that?
14:24Burgers 10. Yeah bogus bogus bogus
14:29Yes
14:32On the lawn, it's a bit out of focus, but she's really cute. Isn't she? Yeah
14:36You can see how she's grown
14:39If you just compare it with a few months back. Should I go?
14:42Okay
14:44There's Jessica and Haley by the swing
14:50And there's Jessica pushing Haley on the swing and
14:54There's Haley pushing Jessica on the swing
14:57Fine there's the swing Haley took that one. Hmm. I
15:02Don't mind being tickled. No
15:05It's like halfway between pleasure and panic, isn't it? Yeah, it's really sexy
15:15Have you ever had an orgasm without being touched
15:26I need to be touched not always for very long
15:32Great line go inside and you know
15:37Yeah, okay sure I understand you've got your own sense of right I said yes
15:44Holy fuck. All right
15:46I
15:53He ain't never get this far no way bro, holy shit
16:00Oh, look I forgot about these ones
16:14Slow down there. Oh, you know to keep the rain off
16:22What work do you do? Um, you know the wings on airplanes? Yeah, I make them
16:30I think God
16:33What's gonna be big in aeroplane design then? Oh, everything's gonna be fatter and more pointy
16:48You're a lovely lady
16:50I
16:58You going out with anyone
17:03Is it serious Oh God, no, no, no
17:06Why are you going out together then? I don't want to talk about her. I
17:11Want to talk about you?
17:14I
17:40Think we should go to bed
17:43Right, yes
17:46But it is then let's do the old bed thing and steamy bed bed bed
17:57Hang on a minute, why are you doing this? It's a joke, isn't it?
18:01So what's in it for you
18:05Women like sex too, you know Gary. Oh
18:09Do you
18:12Lose
18:16I'm gonna phone Gary then
18:18Don't know. Oh, you've entered the lager zone
18:22Tell me over and over how much he loves me
18:24At least he tells you I've had boyfriends that have needed nine pints from that's they think they might be edging towards liking me
18:32Gary wants me from a pub and told me he loved me 32 times. I counted
18:37He spoiled it slightly by turning up an hour later with a woman he picked up from the chip shop
18:48He's lovely but part of the problem is he doesn't know how to talk to women he's got to chat up lines
18:53Hi, my name's Gary. Can I stand here? And
18:58Hello, you smell brilliant
19:01I've heard one of Tony's words. It was hi. You must come from a planet top. Totty. I
19:08Always think having a steady boyfriend's like owning your own flat
19:11It's been ages making it look nice and then you realize you want to move
19:17I don't know. I look over at Gary in bed and oh, he looks so sleepy and gentle and his tongue's lolling and I think
19:25Couldn't done a lot worse
19:28And then I think
19:34Damn then
19:36Deborah says to me. No, you don't love me. You just want to sleep with me. I said, that's nonsense
19:42So she says no, it's not nonsense. So I said, okay, you're right
19:47Sex always get in the way
19:50So let's get it out of the way
19:53In it then it's been had this is done it's over we'd forgot and it's out of the way I was in 1992
20:04And in the autumn of that year, right I had quite long hair by the way in those days people used to stop me in the
20:11streets
20:14And I tried to snog her during an episode of Emmerdale farm which is what it was still called in them day
20:21Hmm
20:24Yeah, I wonder why
20:43Oh
20:50Your friend was a bit tired so I popped it back into your garden
21:01That's all right
21:04Had a nice chat
21:08I'm jealous Gary. I
21:12Want to be with someone
21:15Are you?
21:17Whoa in a bed
21:21I'll tell Dorothy
21:25Come on old snitch brother
21:28Hello, hello Dorothy
21:33Yeah, very quiet
21:36We had a barbecue and there's just the two of us out there. Nothing happened. And now we're all inside and nothing's still happening
21:41Very much
21:44Tony can I have a word with Gary, please? Yeah, I'll just get him
21:53Yay
21:54Why do you want to talk to Gary? I know what he'd say I can say it
21:58Well, I've just realized we've been going out for exactly seven years. I was just feeling a bit sentimental
22:05Right
22:08I'll tell him then. Bye
22:11Oh
22:19Except it sounds like Gary's either passed out
22:23Or is with a woman Oh God, oh
22:27Shit that was rather jolly then
22:31Hmm I very much enjoyed it me too
22:38Thank you very much
22:42Come again
22:45Peculiar feeling can't explain it guilt
22:51Remind me what that feels like again
22:53Well, I think you underestimated how strong your relationship with your girlfriend is. Oh, no. No, no extraordinarily shaky flimsy
23:02When we were making love you said things like Dorothy lifts her legs up for that bit
23:08Dorothy and I tend to save that till the end
23:12And you might want to make a kind of mewing noise now
23:18Dorothy usually does
23:20Was that a problem?
23:23Well, it did make me feel like a bit of an impressionist. Oh
23:27Sorry, thanks for having a stab at the mewing anyway
23:34You're welcome, I think it's more of a squeak actually
23:40No, no, it's a mew
23:43It's a squeak
23:45Well, maybe it's a mew. I want to record it really then
23:50You're making it worse worse, okay, I'll stop
23:55So you don't do this very often
23:58It's not for the want of offers. I can tell you
24:02The quid for every time I've been propositioned how much two quid
24:08Does that include me does that include you? Yes, I think so
24:12What happened the other time? Oh
24:15She had to go downstairs and collect more fares or something
24:21So
24:23Don't go. I
24:25Have to are you right go now and leave it as something perfect?
24:31No, I have to go because we're off to Madame Tussauds
24:35Oh, well, that's a good reason too, okay
24:44So have you got everything earrings underwear slight sense of awkwardness
25:01Love it. Well done
25:04I
25:17Did it I did
25:25So that's that then ships that pass in the night hmm, yeah, but you didn't just pass in the night did you
25:34You're more like ships that got under the duvet and gave each other a good see and do in the night
25:42He died saying about chips, yeah
25:46She had this little mole
25:49You've got to pull yourself together mate. You've committed adultery
25:57It happens
25:59Shit bro
26:01I suppose you had a bit of catching up to do didn't you? Yeah. Yeah
26:04I mean, you've only been to bed with three women and that's very very few
26:09Yeah, since you've been together Dorothy's been out with all loads of blokes. Yeah. Yeah, shut up
26:15You see, I'm not a moral philosopher as you know
26:19No, no never have been never likely to be not full-time. Anyway full-time. No, no
26:25But I reckon it's all right to cheat on your loved one if that person
26:33Is on a sailing weekend
26:38If the other person doesn't find out
26:43I'm not exactly proud about what I've done. So keep it under your hat
26:50Wow
26:55Oh
27:04Has he done it no fucking way
27:10Welcome home. I finished the sauna
27:14And our girls
27:21You should have come with us, oh, you know things to do yeah, I have to put the shed out and everything
27:29Are you ready for your sauna? I'll put some pictures of Abba up inside
27:34I'll go and get ready. Yeah me too
27:44How was your weekend
27:46Matt
27:48What did you get up to? Yeah, no lads will be lads
27:54Gary you seem to want to tell me something I
28:00Phoned last night you weren't around. Well, what accounts away stop it Gary. Okay
28:10So what happened last night
28:13I
28:16Passed out and Tony slept with a girl from next door
28:20Right
28:22Well, I
28:25Thought maybe you me Oh God no
28:31Great
28:33Okay, right well
28:35I'm gonna go upstairs now if you'd like to join me, that'd be
28:39Be nice. All right, I'll be up
28:43Oh
28:54Boy
29:01Sauna's allowed to have windows. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We had a bit of a fire yesterday. So for safety I'm using gas
29:13I
29:21Hope that's the broom
29:39Wow
29:44Baby
29:53Ladies and gentlemen, we got to talk about it hot steamy a lot of shit to get through my mind racing here
29:59Hold on a second. Thank you. If you made it this far. Thanks for hanging out
30:05Wow, wow, wow, wow and wow mama mia, holy shit
30:14Never saw this coming
30:17Shocked
30:19Holy fuck again the list goes on and shit, but number one this episode was a banger
30:24I don't know. It could be a wrong choice of words on this or it was explosive or
30:29It was hot. It was steamy, you know a lot of shit going on in this episode
30:34But man, we'll just say this and we'll use her character name in a previous show crazy to know
30:40To see that Phoebe now knows to Gary's so a small world ladies and gentlemen cool to see you're here
30:49Amen so she did amazing, but all right, we got to think a little bit here guys. Okay knowing Gary's character
30:58He's always been
31:00You know always trying to be aggressive with other ladies
31:04I guess you could say or trying to Mac on other ladies, you know trying to hit on other ladies
31:09But to me I
31:11See, I guess I was naive
31:13Okay, you know, I tried to think the best and Gary and shit and I'm here just thinking it's all an act
31:20He's just you know, he's just flirting, you know, you're having a good time
31:23But I don't I don't ever I I didn't think or feel that he would ever go through with something
31:31You know, I feel like he's been rejected so many times
31:34He's used to rejection and shit like that. And obviously even in his response, okay, you know when
31:41When she was like, yeah, let's go inside essentially, you know, he didn't hear that
31:46You know, he's already heard to know he's so used to the know so I feel like I guess I'm again
31:51I'm stupid naive or whatever
31:53I was just thinking it's more for the game, you know, just just to have shits and giggles to have fun
31:58You know just doing a little flirting and shit and seeing how far he can get it
32:02But again, so used to getting turned down. They never expects that anything is gonna happen. So I
32:08was shocked ladies and gentlemen, and and again, I know we gave some shit to to
32:16To Dorothy before and her mishap, you know her mistake that she made but man
32:23We can't we you know, again, we cannot give the pass, you know, we can't give the pass to my boy Gary
32:28He's done the deed man. He has done the freakin deed man. I can't believe it. So just off that alone
32:34This was a crazy cool episode of something. I never expected
32:38Call me silly. Call me dumb, whatever. But um, yeah, I really did not expect him to a get lucky
32:47His whole but he obviously loves
32:50Dorit, you know Dorothy, but he's made a massive mistake there and
32:55Showing you know, like when she was talking about all the sounds he's making. Oh, yeah, Dorothy, you know sticks are like there
33:01It does that position whatever he obviously loves the lady. But man, ah, man. I don't know how you guys feel about this shit
33:08I would love to read your comments down below how you feel about my boy Gary cuz I can
33:14Never would have thought that he would make it that far and you know the prior
33:20You know with both Tony and Gary I guess calling dibs on what lady they fancied and shit like that
33:27You know, and then they doing the switcheroo. Oh, no, I want that one. I want that one
33:32that's a lot of guys do that ladies and gents a lot of guys do that and then
33:38A lot of times guys do that and they're not getting the lady that they initially wanted
33:42She fancies the other guy or he fancies the other bloke. So
33:46this was a crazy episode ladies and gentlemen and
33:50The whole sailing bit the little you know sofa talk as we will say with Gary and Dorothy was brilliant
33:57They're you know about that sailing and well, you want to go sailing and shit
34:01You know that had me laughing but you know, they having a girls night, you know girls hang out
34:07You know Gary needs to when Dorothy was talking about, you know, you got a grunt
34:12Yeah, yeah, you know and you gotta you know, have your lager and drink, you know
34:18He's got it. You got to have your guy time
34:20In any successful relationship, I think gotta have some me time guy time and she's got to have some ladies
34:28You know ladies time I guess, you know
34:30You know with her friends, so I don't know we can agree to disagree. Do we think that in relationships?
34:36We need that. Let me know in the comments down below
34:38But you know at the very least you need some old me time whether it's you know
34:43You want to read a book or some shit?
34:44You're gonna watch a show, you know, and she has to have her hobby of her own
34:48I think to you know to so you have sanity and stuff like that
34:51You know as much as you love having a partner and sometimes you need to breathe. So that whole moment was funny
34:58You know Gary had his hands-on experience there, you know doors these quick responses is always funny
35:05She is such a great character. I know I say it a lot and stuff, but it is the darn truth
35:09You know, she's so good such a great character, you know, very strong character as well. So she
35:16She just has a wonderful performance yet again. I mean, she's she's just great, but she obviously
35:22Knew something's up. Tony is not that great at concealing things, you know
35:28Hey, you better hang up before you say some shit. So at this point right now
35:33You know the bro code he's he's had his back there
35:36He didn't spill the beans, but I thought he would spill the beans ladies and gentlemen on that phone that phone call
35:41I are literally thought that he was gonna spill the beans. Ah, let's talk about real quick
35:46Tony's a do-it-yourself
35:49You know crazy
35:51moments on this one, so
35:54Yeah, I mean listen he he shocked me and you know when I was watching that
36:00Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we watched Kenny Everett's, you know the Reg Prescott do-it-yourself
36:06Conor Mullen was there when he's holding that saw I'm just thinking please don't lose like a finger or some shit like that
36:14Cuz yeah, Tony ain't this there are guys who are good with their hands to do stuff like that build shit and all that stuff
36:21But Tony it's not one of them
36:24So that old shed bit
36:27Man I
36:28Tried to give him the benefit of the doubt than anybody honestly think or I again. I'm just so naive
36:34I'm so gullible. I guess I could say I'm so gullible. I try to believe in
36:40Characters believe in people that you can do it. You know, I'm the one that I'm the type that
36:45You say you want to do something? I got your back. Okay. I'm like, yeah, you got this man. You got this go, bro
36:51So, uh, that's that's how I am and I'm here believing that this guy's gonna do it
36:56He definitely had his little small towel bit
36:59I loved when Deborah's like saying can you imagine me in this thing? I'm like, yeah
37:06Like that's a stupid shit that she said right there. Dumbass shit. Tony's
37:10flabbergasted
37:12He's
37:14Look it
37:16Tony's great man. Tony is great. I am
37:21And yeah, yes, we can't imagine that shit. That's a stupid question to ask that Tony, man
37:25so that had me rolling a little bit and before real quick when these guys were on the when Gary and
37:31Dorothy were on the sofa bit and they wanted to have a little sexy time and shit and she's like
37:38Dorothy said something like
37:41Well, Debra's gonna be coming down soon, you know
37:44I
37:51Think this was another stellar episode cool to see, you know someone familiar
37:56You know
37:58That was really cool. And again, I'm still I'm still shocked ladies and gentlemen at what transpired
38:03So I am eager now to see what's gonna happen. Is the jig gonna be up?
38:09Who's gonna spill the beans? This is things that I'm thinking. Please don't say anything ladies and gentlemen
38:14If it never gets mentioned again, I'll figure it out myself
38:19But you know just little random thoughts popping up in my head. Don't fill me in here, please
38:24but yeah, I would be eager to see because again, she she she got a hunch and and I think that
38:31in relationships
38:33When you're used to someone especially in this case, she was getting a little sentimental seven years. That's a long relationship
38:40That is a long relationship to be with somebody, you know them, you know, you'd like to think that you know them they're quirks
38:47You're their manners, you know the mannerisms how they add to what they say, you know body language
38:52All those things kind of paint a picture and shit. So
38:57She felt like she felt sent something's up so I need to stay tuned to find out if anything happens
39:03I just got to stay tuned if it's never brought up again. It doesn't matter but
39:06Enjoying the show without a shadow of a doubt. This is another great episode fun time watching it great appearances. Yeah that whole
39:15Barbecue bit was fantastic and shit
39:18And when the thing was getting in fire on fire
39:21You saw below a little bit that it was already a little spark of fire on the bottom
39:25So you just knew it was gonna be crazy crazy crazy crazy. But yeah, these guys trying to do stuff. Yeah, just blowing it. Oh
39:32It blew it out, you know these guys just two goofballs I can relate to as I'm a goofball so
39:38You know, we love these characters to bits and and you know, Gary
39:42You shocked me on this one and thank you for you know, these guys had a great performance
39:47So hopefully you guys enjoyed it enough of my yapping
39:49We don't want to put you all to sleep like my boy Tony did which he'd ended up throwing their chick out
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